@@CNNNewsNetwork968 unfortunately we here at Fox News have ran out of decent hosts to get rid of so we’ll have to start hiring Neo nazis to fill the gap.
I live in the UK. I actually thought Fox News was a show on Comedy Central!!! 😂😂😂. On a serious note...my thoughts are with all those affected by the tornadoes. Seeing the devastation is horrifying...😢
I remember the January 6th episode, that was the angriest I have ever seen Stephen. It wasn't the shouty red face anger, it was that rage of when a nice guy finally snaps.
@@joefitzpatrick7563 Well not as angry as all Trump supporters are racist.... all of them. I'll pray for minorities so they don't get kill by Trump supporters cause that's their thing
I put my coffee down when I read your comment. I hadn't gotten to the "coo.coo" part yet. I picked it up a few minutes later without thinking, and was about to take a drink when he said the "coo coo". Luckily I stopped muself from spilling it.
"Americans help Americans" unless you are Senate Republicans and one or two Democratic senators. I could include most of the GOP members of the House and several governors, too, unless they are helping their donors, cronies, and maybe, sometimes, their own constituents when a tornado destroys their specific state/district.
I can understand the anger but let’s forget about these politicians. Whether they do good deeds or not, in my conscious I know I’m being a good person by helping out no matter what. What other people do or don’t do should never be our concern, we can only focus on ourselves and bettering ourselves. If politicians don’t set the example then us as individuals have to. Americans are Americans, even if we live in different states and even if sometimes we forget that we are all united either because each state has different culture, traditions, dialect etc, America is and always will be America.
@@elizabethfigueroa6159 "What politicians do or don't do shouldn't be a concern",? Really? Well when certain politicians and the beginning of a calender year vote to not raise the minimum wage & take away a $300 credit to Americans who were out of work through no fault of their own & said same politicians vote to not approve a infrastructure bill at the close of same calender year- more Americans better be concern about what these slimes are doing- which is nothing for their states & certainly nothing in moving the country forward. The same people spewing anti government trash on a 24 hrs basis now looks for help when the hurt is affecting home aka my front steps. The hypocrisy is real as we have a disgusting Senator Rand Paul who people in the state of Kentucky keep electing to shit on them & the rest of the country some more- writing a BS letter to the President asking for relief for the state when he knows that relief is already coming. But this same piece of shit voted 3 times to deny hurricane relief $$$ elsewhere in the last few years. So spare me the Kumbaya we're all Americans jazz, as these pieces of trash some Americans keep voting in office to get paid to do nothing for the citizens of this country. You might think it doesn't matter but I say it does. Why do you think currently both the Chin of West Virginia & that flaky lady in Arizona are getting their rewards $$$ in donations from right wingnut zillionaires for the consistent way both held the country hostage for the majority of the year?!
"Doesn't matter who you are...Americans help each other out." - That must've been an imperative rather than a statement, because I think we've learnt over the last 2 years that it's just not true.
After the American Revolution, Alexis d'Tocqueville came from France for a visit. Wrote 3 brilliant books on America, and his insights are still useful. What astonished him most was the way Americans will come together when there's a problem, fix it, then go their separate ways. OK, that's how I was raised so I take it for granted. But what astonishes me is that he was astonished. I guess Europeans just didn't do that.
@@veramae4098 people, especially Americans, help others at the benefit of themselves. If it can earn them money, or a happy feeling about yourself Americans will do it because we have the largest egos in the world.
@@kenbrown2808 wrong they both only do things at the benefit of themselves. Regardless if one claims they do or do not. Behind closed doors its all ego feeding and selfishness. Greed is what drives the American political system.
Laura Ingraham Jan 6 to Mark Meadows: "Mark! PLEASE get the president to stop this! Get him on tv to send people home!" Laura Ingraham Jan 6 on Fox: "Those weren't trump supporters! Antifa! BLM!"
There was one guy there...who claimed to be BLM...But he'd gotten thrown out of several activist communities as a probable agent provocateur who had Proud Boy ties. That was John Sullivan.
@@Kelz_X Hey, leave out the slut shaming, being a hussy or not has nothing to do with the quality of one's propositions :-(. Edited after someone pointed out a glaring typo :D.
Remember that story a few days ago about the "Dash for Cash"? Having teachers on their hands and knees, clawing for money to fund their classrooms while onlookers laugh? THAT is America.
It’s time to disqualify Trump from holding any office using Section 3 of the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which provides that “No person shall … hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath … to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same.”. Then LOCK HIM UP and THROW AWAY THE KEY!
My son and I live in the next town over from Mayfield, which got completely leveled. Any help you can provide to that town, and the rest that got hit, is greatly appreciated. Thank you and we love you!
I would love to see Chris Wallace and Shep Smith collaborate on a tell-all about what it's like being the normal news anchors amongst a sea of weirdos at FAUX Noise.
Fox, MSNBC, CNN are all in the same category for me. None of them are worth watching. Frighteningly, I learned my dad watches Newsmax and OAN. I had to sit and watch some of it for a couple of hours after hearing so much stuff about those channels. Honestly, it’s pure and unadulterated right wing propaganda. Considerably more right wing than Trump and your average Republican congressperson. It’s one step away from being on the same level as Infowars. It’s actually crazy to imagine people watch those channels. To hear the anchors on those shows consistently call moderate Democrats “socialist” is hilarious to me. Then you have people like my dad who watch all that stuff, take it all as fact, and then go on to call every Democrat a corrupt, socialist witch, and not look at any of the numerous faults and ridiculous ideologies Republicans talk about and not see the total hypocrisy. Baffling. But to be fair, people on the left do the exact same thing. They act like Republicans are literally Nazis and think Bernie and AOC are the second coming of Christ, when in truth ANYBODY sitting in an elected seat at a federal level is horribly corrupted, who’s only goal is to be re-elected, rather than actually try to make a difference in this country. The only hope this country has is the outlaw of political parties, lobbying, and adding term limits to Congress. But the 535 people in DC who speak for the 350 million of us will NEVER willingly lessen or limit the power their sociopathic minds feed on. America is doomed. The only way a country as large, secure and wealthy as ours can die is from implosion, and if you looked through a window from 10 years ago to today, you would see noticeable degradation of this country and it’s people.
Thank u for mentioning Kentucky. I live on the other side of the state from the tornados but still can't keep from thinking about the loses my fellow Kentuckians have sustained. I hope people who can donate will donate because people have lost everything and some lost their loved ones. Such a sad situation.
I am hoping that now we can expect a different attitude toward 'homeless' folks, seeing that tornadoes, fires, storms, earthquakes, tsunamis can make ANYBODY homeless, in a heartbeat, so, NO more stigma about homelessness. It CAN and does happen to EVERYbody.
He didn't leave because of crisis of conscience or anything like that. He left Fox to retain that last shred of his own credibility. Fox has fully become a spoof of a news channel in the last year.
Eighteen years of being a lying scumbag is enough. Now he can lie all he wants to on CNN as he will fit right in with the other lying scumbags as their lying is never enough.
My name is Jimmy, i'm so happy about your show, when i've learned english, i've keeped up to watch it every day, right now i speak english. I've learned about your intonation, your stress ,melody, your pause..and your pronounciation....stephen colbert is the best....thank you...
Lol, my sister was watching that new Sex and the City thing at my house on her lunchbreak from work and I said Peloton ain't gonna be pleased about what happened 🤣 Of course not lol
How the f*** does having a fictional character die impact the stock market?!?! People need to start living their lives and ignoring all the crap they watch. It's a sad day when a fake death has real-life consequences like this.
It's been like that since at least the 1980s, when product placement in movies really exploded. Some people totally will avoid companies after a crappy product placement that shows their product either being used by the bad guy, used for a crime, or the product kills a good guy. This is why there are so many fake companies in movies, like Quentin Tarantino always using Red Apple cigarettes. No cigarette company wants to be "the brand for serial killers." Other companies have no shame. Supergirl showed A&W as being the drink of truck driver rapists, but hey, maybe it made someone thirsty. Samsung phones basically are the reason everyone dies in Jurassic World, but eh, at least you see the logo multiple times. American Airlines flat out BOASTED through commercials after being shown as utterly incompetent in Home Alone 2. (I mean, they separated a kid from his family and he met up with Donald Trump. This could have been horrifying for the child.) If they do take a market dive because the product placement was less than flattering, they make up for it in the long run when people TALK about the bad placement. All publicity is good publicity.
ACTUALLY, the best news would be if f___k_r carlson, ingraham, pierro & ainsiley, kilmeade, hannity were ALL leaving faux news & couldn' t be hired anywhere else to spread their dangerous lies!!! We use to have laws that NEWS had to be FACTUAL!!! We NEED that law back. Call Congress we want STANDARDS back in journalism!!! At the very least a network that spreading LIES & MISINFORMATION SHOULDN'T BE ABLE to CALL themselves NEWS or JOURNALISTS!!!
You know society has gone to hell in a hand basket when a company loses stock and has to apologize and make excuses up for the actions of a fictional character and movie so they don't get cancelled. Jeez, Louise. Take me back to the 1980s, please.
2:51 Whoops! Declaring millions of people's votes invalid somehow got put under the heading of _“Recommendations”_ instead of _“Crazy suggestions so monstrously anti-democratic and un-American that we can't begin to express what an appalling idea this is”._
Worth noting that masterpiece of a commercial was made by Ryan Reynolds marketing company, and Ryan played the narrator himself... it was an absolute stroke of genius to lean into it and turn it to their benefit.
I give Chris Wallace no credit. If he is leaving on moral grounds, he should've left 5 years ago. He isn't taking a stand, just running away from deranged sociopaths. Subtle difference.
You could tell he was there for his own beliefs because there is no "normal" right wing news to go to, he might have been waiting to see if "Trumpism" would go away to see f Fox news would return to a more normal version of Fox.
@@pandemonic66 This is what I'm thinking as well. Yes, he should have left when Shep Smith left, but I think he was being optimistic about Fox... and also delusional, I guess.
@@WL1264 and he was FIRED. This "they are all the same" BS is an old and tired false equivalency fallacy. Now, you can continue saying it, but rest assured we're all just quietly sniggering at you. But I bet you can get one of your propaganda buddies to "like" your comment! Yay, you!
@@janethalken8269 if you re watch the monologue you can check out the link the he puts up on the screen and you can see a list of all the charity and humanitarian programs you can donate to. Hope you find what you need. Merry Christmas.
Donald Trump is the most spoiled man-child in America and yet he was voted President in 2016, that was enough proof that societal IQ has hit rock bottom.
Lil ebb, not only do John Brown and Kasshan85 have no sense of humor, they have pathetic little lives. They have nothing better to do than troll sites they dislike. True pitiful
Hopefully 2022 will be a better year for Democrats and Democracy we got to keep it going especially since next year's election midterms we have to win it back cuz if we lose it's going to get worse come on Dems let's get to work #VoteBlue2022
Democrats don't care about democracy, either, or they'd be pushing a whole lot more against the reds. They're spineless worms that want things to go back to "normal" in these _very_ abnormal times. If you want real change, change that doesn't murder this country, vote for progressives or those even further left.
@@schievelbeinschievelbein4564 But the Dems can rig any election, and it’s totally undetectable, they’re unstoppable. If after all this time no one can tell us how it was done we have no way to prevent them doing it again. And that’s when all the washing starts. One thing Biden won’t tolerate is dirty knees.
Sea of tranquility yeah democrats are rigging the election by making sure all citizens can vote. Meanwhile republicans are trying to make sure as few people as possible can vote and even then they're trying to make sure they can overturn the results if they don't win. So yeah, sure, dems are the ones rigging the elections
well i know one joke that went well off the mark... and its the one where he suggested electronic voting is safe... he might want to talk to john oliver (or any reputable scholar in the field) about that topic... though throwing out votes that were cast is not an option... but voting machines should never have been used in the first place... they fail multiple security criteria for elections 1) attacks against paper ballots dont scale - it is progressively harder to change more votes, while with electronic voting its just as easy to change one as it is to change thousands 2) verifiability - as the person casting the vote, you have no proof that what the machine is displaying to you, is actually the vote being registered, while with a paper ballot you can see what you marked and from the moment you cast it, it will only be accessible while in the presence of representants of all parties mind you it doesnt help that a lot of these electronic voting machines are stored in publicly accessible places and are easy to get root access to
It was always a propaganda network. Wallace was there to hang a thin and threadbare curtain of functional journalism over the endless shartnado of lies and distortions.
@@lexslate2476 I absolutely agree. However the fact that he chose to live in pig s*** for so long means that people need to remember he has a thing for pig shit. People should not be praising the bastions of pre-trump madness as if it's better veneer equates to better substance.
@@lexslate2476 Chris Wallace actually is very straight forward when he reports actual news during the day. He has complained about the night time talk shows like Shaun Hannity, Laura Ingram, Janine Perro, Tucker Carlson among others. He was tired of giving the actual news and then people tuning in to the evening shows and people thinking that was “real news”. I guess Fox News has gotten so disgusting with there propaganda and doing TFGs’ bidding that he finally had enough. (Management refused to hear his complaints because they said the ratings were good at night.) Good for Chris, he has integrity like his father did.
@@klrklr116 Having him around to act like a real journalist while surrounded by propaganda was a deliberate tactical choice on Fox's part. His job was to let them claim to be a real news channel while the rest of the network got down to doing their actual job, which was to convince people that up was down, weakness was strength, peace was war, and we have always been at war with Eastasia.
Thanks God bless Cris Wallace leaving now Trump 😭 disgusting 🦊 News make lots people happy LIKE Shep Smith join CNN a good time fox only 🦊 News mention Trump but now BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT
@@joseburgos2158 I mean, Agent Orange keeps making the news because he's still trying to overthrow the government, and he's got a lot of help. Biden is just sort of plodding along, fixing some things, trying to fix others but being blocked by McConnell and generally being a fairly competent centrist.
Colbert is a freaking golden idol frankly This is what a corporate sellout looks like Man do I long for John Stewart to return At least he seemed genuine
"Lose a Chris, gain a Chris" I just snorted coffee all over my lap, 😂😂🤣
Neither one will come to good (one has already hit the dust).
@@MTMF.londonThe future will tell, but I still got a giggle.
Maybe Wallace can cameo on SATC as well. 😉😆
@@pauldee299 ?
"They are staging a "Coo-Coup' "....what a layered joke!!
CNN+. Lose a Chris, get a Chris. Props to the writers on that one. Nailed it.
It's merely the difference between a Python and a Boa Constrictor. They're both _Snakes._
Orwellian, indeed.
Unfortunately the child sex trafficking charges will cost us many more employees.
@@CNNNewsNetwork968 unfortunately we here at Fox News have ran out of decent hosts to get rid of so we’ll have to start hiring Neo nazis to fill the gap.
It's Ludacris
*This man single handedly saved my sanity during the shit show the last 5 years have been.*
*Thank you Mr. Colbert and your entire staff!* 👏🏻👏🏻
Don't you mean he kept your insanity? You'd have to be insane to watch this sewage. 🤢
@@tonyzuco6144 if you hate him so bad go troll someone else KAREN!!!
Agreed!
if you agree with Cobert you must be insane
@@tonyzuco6144 And yet here you are...
I live in the UK. I actually thought Fox News was a show on Comedy Central!!! 😂😂😂.
On a serious note...my thoughts are with all those affected by the tornadoes. Seeing the devastation is horrifying...😢
I'm Canadian and like, I can see how you'd think that.
But unfortunately, no. And we have our own brand of similar bs here, too
@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 so do we in the UK. Incompetent journalism is everywhere my friend.
@@l00t3R 🤣😅😂🤣😂 So many to pick from, The Mirror, Sun, Daily Mail all are on one side or another.
Unfortunately, Kentucky senator Mitch McConnell survived.
@Van Jon 😂😂
I remember the January 6th episode, that was the angriest I have ever seen Stephen. It wasn't the shouty red face anger, it was that rage of when a nice guy finally snaps.
It was like when your dad is "really disappointed with you" vibe.
@@joefitzpatrick7563
Well not as angry as all Trump supporters are racist.... all of them. I'll pray for minorities so they don't get kill by Trump supporters cause that's their thing
@@joefitzpatrick7563 insults only work when theyre coherent and grounded bud
@@joefitzpatrick7563 then dont watch him
Oh no, what are we going to do that you have posted you were angry. Were you angry when BLM occupied the Senate Chamber? I thought not.
Very honorable of Stephen and the staff to create a way for us to help the tornado victims
I had just taken a sip of my coffee when he got to the "They were staging a COO COO!" I am still choking... Too funny.
And the guy that lost it in laughter at that very moment just made it funnier.
I was eating ice cream. Same story. Colbert is on fire lately!
I immediately thought of Kate McKinnon and alien abduction...
I put my coffee down when I read your comment. I hadn't gotten to the "coo.coo" part yet. I picked it up a few minutes later without thinking, and was about to take a drink when he said the "coo coo". Luckily I stopped muself from spilling it.
Coup coup
"Americans help Americans" unless you are Senate Republicans and one or two Democratic senators. I could include most of the GOP members of the House and several governors, too, unless they are helping their donors, cronies, and maybe, sometimes, their own constituents when a tornado destroys their specific state/district.
I can understand the anger but let’s forget about these politicians. Whether they do good deeds or not, in my conscious I know I’m being a good person by helping out no matter what. What other people do or don’t do should never be our concern, we can only focus on ourselves and bettering ourselves. If politicians don’t set the example then us as individuals have to. Americans are Americans, even if we live in different states and even if sometimes we forget that we are all united either because each state has different culture, traditions, dialect etc, America is and always will be America.
@@elizabethfigueroa6159 "What politicians do or don't do shouldn't be a concern",? Really? Well when certain politicians and the beginning of a calender year vote to not raise the minimum wage & take away a $300 credit to Americans who were out of work through no fault of their own & said same politicians vote to not approve a infrastructure bill at the close of same calender year- more Americans better be concern about what these slimes are doing- which is nothing for their states & certainly nothing in moving the country forward. The same people spewing anti government trash on a 24 hrs basis now looks for help when the hurt is affecting home aka my front steps. The hypocrisy is real as we have a disgusting
Senator Rand Paul who people in the state of Kentucky keep electing to shit on them & the rest of the country some more- writing a BS letter to the President asking for relief for the state when he knows that relief is already coming. But this same piece of shit voted 3 times to deny hurricane relief $$$ elsewhere in the last few years. So spare me the Kumbaya we're all Americans jazz, as these pieces of trash some Americans keep voting in office to get paid to do nothing for the citizens of this country. You might think it doesn't matter but I say it does. Why do you think currently both the Chin of West Virginia & that flaky lady in Arizona are getting their rewards $$$ in donations from right wingnut zillionaires for the consistent way both held the country hostage for the majority of the year?!
Republicans only help themselves
@@elizabethfigueroa6159 Nope, they're Kentuckians first. Nobody likes them.
Paul, what a hateful thing to say
It is hilarious that Peloton was ok with free product placement and then cry when it gives them a black eye.
I still remember the Peloton horror ad they made 😆
"Doesn't matter who you are...Americans help each other out."
- That must've been an imperative rather than a statement, because I think we've learnt over the last 2 years that it's just not true.
After the American Revolution, Alexis d'Tocqueville came from France for a visit. Wrote 3 brilliant books on America, and his insights are still useful. What astonished him most was the way Americans will come together when there's a problem, fix it, then go their separate ways.
OK, that's how I was raised so I take it for granted.
But what astonishes me is that he was astonished. I guess Europeans just didn't do that.
@@veramae4098 people, especially Americans, help others at the benefit of themselves. If it can earn them money, or a happy feeling about yourself Americans will do it because we have the largest egos in the world.
Liberals help americans, conservatives help themselves.
@@kenbrown2808 wrong they both only do things at the benefit of themselves. Regardless if one claims they do or do not. Behind closed doors its all ego feeding and selfishness. Greed is what drives the American political system.
@@D9xAbstract because only politicians can be liberal or conservative?
you're not part of the solution.
I love that the word “Trump” is censored like it’s a swear word.
Ever since Trump gave the command to storm the Capitol, Stephen has refused to say or use his name, because it feeds the crazy culture
It is a swear word.
It is.
@@bend3rbot he said it once, when interviewing James Corden in January
@@bend3rbot
He didn't give command to do any such thing. Msm and leftest entertainers earn their living by pandering lies to the TDS cult.
When a person throws out their exercise bike after a fictional television character died on one, I say, " Perhaps you should get out more. "
Laura Ingraham Jan 6 to Mark Meadows: "Mark! PLEASE get the president to stop this! Get him on tv to send people home!"
Laura Ingraham Jan 6 on Fox: "Those weren't trump supporters! Antifa! BLM!"
why is it that trump and his sheeple will NEVER be tried for treason? SMFH
It shouldn't be a surprise that right-wing pundits are disingenuous.
There was one guy there...who claimed to be BLM...But he'd gotten thrown out of several activist communities as a probable agent provocateur who had Proud Boy ties. That was John Sullivan.
I cannot stand that _HUSSY_ Ingraham
@@Kelz_X Hey, leave out the slut shaming, being a hussy or not has nothing to do with the quality of one's propositions :-(.
Edited after someone pointed out a glaring typo :D.
Coo-coo, by golly, whoever wrote that scored a perfect bull’s-eye.
"Lose-a-Chris, Get a Chris Program?" Sounds ludicrous. Or is that Lewd-a-Chris?
"You quit or we fire you, we're tired of you holding us accountable"
Not sure how 2022 could possibly manage to be crazier than '21 was, but.. I'm confident America will find a way.
If 2021 taught me anything....
😊...Yup.
YEE HAW!🇺🇸🙄
I love the seemingly effortless way Stephen delivers these shows. It totally belies the huge amount of work that goes into them.
Hit snooze 3 times so now it’s nice to smile And go the mile to help those in the wake of the storm.
His writers are amazing. Stephen nails the delivery.
You like no talent empty heads I assume.
Jan Dean. So why are you here? Life so empty and pathetic you have nothing better to do?
It's definitely effortless
"this is our last week of shows for 2021"
..... When the audience went _Ooooaahhhww_ , *i felt that* ☹️😰🥺
The only reason my head hasn't exploded is because of the Colbert Show
i think the mush is holding it together.
Jan deen, what are you? Twelve?
Of course it was Power Point - how else would that have kept Donalds attention past page 1.
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No pictures on that slide - he'd have been asleep after the second bullet point
I can imagine they had to really jazz up the transitions between the slides to hold his attention
That, and mentioning his name every ten seconds.
I thought that's what the crayons were for.
"Americans help each other"...most powerful statement of this monolog
Remember that story a few days ago about the "Dash for Cash"? Having teachers on their hands and knees, clawing for money to fund their classrooms while onlookers laugh? THAT is America.
Nearly spit out my coffee at the hanger joke. Well done sir, way to keep it fresh
It’s time to disqualify Trump from holding any office using Section 3 of the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which provides that “No person shall … hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath … to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same.”.
Then LOCK HIM UP and THROW AWAY THE KEY!
Excellent plan.
Key? Throw him under the jail.
You all have a weird definition of what an insurrection is.
You need to deal with the fact that he will be reelected again in 2024 by a landslide!
@@joefitzpatrick7563 That's nice, dear.
All power corrupts, and power point corrupts even more
A CNN anchor said it well: "what if Hillary did that?" in reference to the National Guard on standby to protect Trump supporters.
My son and I live in the next town over from Mayfield, which got completely leveled. Any help you can provide to that town, and the rest that got hit, is greatly appreciated. Thank you and we love you!
"This is the best PowerPoint, some are saying it's the greatest bigly PowerPoint in history!" ~Lardo Trump. 😂
He needs to fire all his writers simply for not coming up with "GINuary" lol
Perfect…!!! Cheers from New Zealand 🐑🐑🇳🇿🇳🇿
Submit your resume to LSSC, ASAP
It doesn't have that much of a rhymy flavor in american english. In britain and australia it might play better
damn. theyre probably kicking themselves for not thinking of that
I love Colbert, but his writers do kind of suck.
This show makes it worthwhile to live in these crazy times.
You created this mass psychosis.
Jan deen. Your life is so sad you can't find something better to do?
major touche: "They are staging a Coo-Coo (p)" hilarious - Andy and I are still laughing.
The more details I hear about Jan. 6th, the more I think we dodged a bullet.
Dodged a bullet, but standing on an anti- personnel mine and hoping it's a dud.
They're still shooting.
They're harassing election workers out of key positions in multiple counties, through death threats. The replacements are Trumpists.
"Russian President, and man who forgot to take the Coat Hanger out of his jacket this morning" 😂
I would love to see Chris Wallace and Shep Smith collaborate on a tell-all about what it's like being the normal news anchors amongst a sea of weirdos at FAUX Noise.
Ho ho faux news, you're so clever!!
Fox, MSNBC, CNN are all in the same category for me. None of them are worth watching. Frighteningly, I learned my dad watches Newsmax and OAN. I had to sit and watch some of it for a couple of hours after hearing so much stuff about those channels. Honestly, it’s pure and unadulterated right wing propaganda. Considerably more right wing than Trump and your average Republican congressperson. It’s one step away from being on the same level as Infowars. It’s actually crazy to imagine people watch those channels. To hear the anchors on those shows consistently call moderate Democrats “socialist” is hilarious to me. Then you have people like my dad who watch all that stuff, take it all as fact, and then go on to call every Democrat a corrupt, socialist witch, and not look at any of the numerous faults and ridiculous ideologies Republicans talk about and not see the total hypocrisy. Baffling. But to be fair, people on the left do the exact same thing. They act like Republicans are literally Nazis and think Bernie and AOC are the second coming of Christ, when in truth ANYBODY sitting in an elected seat at a federal level is horribly corrupted, who’s only goal is to be re-elected, rather than actually try to make a difference in this country. The only hope this country has is the outlaw of political parties, lobbying, and adding term limits to Congress. But the 535 people in DC who speak for the 350 million of us will NEVER willingly lessen or limit the power their sociopathic minds feed on. America is doomed. The only way a country as large, secure and wealthy as ours can die is from implosion, and if you looked through a window from 10 years ago to today, you would see noticeable degradation of this country and it’s people.
@@ChinchillaisGod Amen.
@gdi wolverine male Let me guess, Cooper and Lemon are "insane" because they won't kiss the feet of the orange calf.
Ohhhhhh that would be amazing 😂
Thank u for mentioning Kentucky. I live on the other side of the state from the tornados but still can't keep from thinking about the loses my fellow Kentuckians have sustained. I hope people who can donate will donate because people have lost everything and some lost their loved ones. Such a sad situation.
Somewhere out there someone is saying "I told you that cab driver we had in Moscow was Putin! I knew he looked familiar!"
I am hoping that now we can expect a different attitude toward 'homeless' folks, seeing that tornadoes, fires, storms, earthquakes, tsunamis can make ANYBODY homeless, in a heartbeat, so, NO more stigma about homelessness. It CAN and does happen to EVERYbody.
And this is just the latest disaster to happen. Nothing new, so it should have happened long ago.
Thank you Stephen, for giving Kentucky a shout out for assistance! We appreciate it!
I don’t understand why Peloton didn’t just run with that “Killer Workout” setup
"He's alive."
Well, that's great news, but it's still safer to use your Peloton for hanging laundry...
Do you have a camera in my apartment?
keep it in your garage...
put your tools on it.
To think. It only took him _eighteen_ years to say enough is enough. 🤷
Well yes, but to be fair (and balanced), Fox hardly did anything crazy in that time, right? 😉
Yea and isn’t that just fucking sad? No conscience!
He didn't leave because of crisis of conscience or anything like that. He left Fox to retain that last shred of his own credibility. Fox has fully become a spoof of a news channel in the last year.
Eighteen years of being a lying scumbag is enough. Now he can lie all he wants to on CNN as he will fit right in with the other lying scumbags as their lying is never enough.
“There goes Fox’s last shred of credibility.”
To be continued……
There goes Fox's last douchebag..! Praise the Lord 😂😎
@@tonyzuco6144 Wallace was the last decent one there.
@@tonyzuco6144 good luck being sane now. Fox is now 100% lies
@@ramalhaisp ← Complete Fool
My name is Jimmy, i'm so happy about your show, when i've learned english, i've keeped up to watch it every day, right now i speak english. I've learned about your intonation, your stress ,melody, your pause..and your pronounciation....stephen colbert is the best....thank you...
"lose chris get a chris": pure comedic brilliance!
🤣 Doesn't take much to entertain the peasants (aka democrats).
Lose a chris get a chris Program 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Great job writers
Staging a coo-coo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂👍🏾🇨🇦❤️
Lol, my sister was watching that new Sex and the City thing at my house on her lunchbreak from work and I said Peloton ain't gonna be pleased about what happened 🤣 Of course not lol
The very same people you are helping in KY will demand that you not be helped when disaster strikes your area.
Yup
If America is a democracy in 3 years it will genuinely be a miracle
America will become a techno neo feudalism.
#Colbert On behalf of the community affected here in Mayfield, I want to thank you so much!!!
Thank you to all who have and are helping us here in Kentucky. You are truly a blessing to the world.❤️
How the f*** does having a fictional character die impact the stock market?!?! People need to start living their lives and ignoring all the crap they watch. It's a sad day when a fake death has real-life consequences like this.
It's been like that since at least the 1980s, when product placement in movies really exploded. Some people totally will avoid companies after a crappy product placement that shows their product either being used by the bad guy, used for a crime, or the product kills a good guy. This is why there are so many fake companies in movies, like Quentin Tarantino always using Red Apple cigarettes. No cigarette company wants to be "the brand for serial killers."
Other companies have no shame. Supergirl showed A&W as being the drink of truck driver rapists, but hey, maybe it made someone thirsty. Samsung phones basically are the reason everyone dies in Jurassic World, but eh, at least you see the logo multiple times. American Airlines flat out BOASTED through commercials after being shown as utterly incompetent in Home Alone 2. (I mean, they separated a kid from his family and he met up with Donald Trump. This could have been horrifying for the child.) If they do take a market dive because the product placement was less than flattering, they make up for it in the long run when people TALK about the bad placement.
All publicity is good publicity.
Chris Wallace leaving fox news was probably the best thing I heard yesterday.
I wish I could put more on this
I'm thinking that was a typo? But best typo ever!!! Leaving for news!!! Hahaha, because all they put out is crap and not news journalism.
Wallace your family member?
So what was the best thing you heard today then?
I hope he goes somewhere better. But the guy was a lone voice of sanity at Fox.
Chris Wallace is the ONLY Fox News employee that deserves any sort of respect. Cheers to him for leaving! 🥂
Shep smith and Bret Baier are good runners up
Neil caputo should be next to leave. He doesn't get enough attention for his standing up to t... & his ADVOCATING FOR VACCINES ON AIR at Faux!!!
Shep smith is already go ne from faux & is now on cnbc.
ACTUALLY, the best news would be if f___k_r carlson, ingraham, pierro & ainsiley, kilmeade, hannity were ALL leaving faux news & couldn' t be hired anywhere else to spread their dangerous lies!!! We use to have laws that NEWS had to be FACTUAL!!! We NEED that law back. Call Congress we want STANDARDS back in journalism!!! At the very least a network that spreading LIES & MISINFORMATION SHOULDN'T BE ABLE to CALL themselves NEWS or JOURNALISTS!!!
@@evatripp7788 : 🎯 Agree with you completely 💯 👍 👌. 👏👏👏
Just moved to Kentucky a month ago. Didn’t get hit, but it’s terrifying! Thank you for all you do to help, Stephen!
How the heck is Chris Wallace 74? That was the most shocking bit of news I've heard in the last 24 hours.
His dad, the great Mike Wallace, worked well into his 80's...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Imagine waiting till you are 74 before deciding that you made enough money out of lying to people to serve the interests of sociopathic oligarchs.
@@tpog1 I tried very hard to imagine that, very vividly --but it only caused me to have Alzheimer's.. ..I might have pooped myself a little bit
Exercise and healthy diet can do wonders.
5:15 This is how you do political comedy 😂 Also that last joke had me rolling!!!! (the f-ing scene)
Cigars, big steaks, and narcissistic lies. That’s how you make it “big” in New York!
You know society has gone to hell in a hand basket when a company loses stock and has to apologize and make excuses up for the actions of a fictional character and movie so they don't get cancelled. Jeez, Louise. Take me back to the 1980s, please.
2:51 Whoops! Declaring millions of people's votes invalid somehow got put under the heading of _“Recommendations”_ instead of _“Crazy suggestions so monstrously anti-democratic and un-American that we can't begin to express what an appalling idea this is”._
Seriously.
Worth noting that masterpiece of a commercial was made by Ryan Reynolds marketing company, and Ryan played the narrator himself... it was an absolute stroke of genius to lean into it and turn it to their benefit.
The only way this would have been more Ryan is if they were drinking aviation gin. Love Ryan…❤️
@@annilynnk1090 didn't he sell Aviation?
@@LindaC616 Thats how it becomes more.
I am sure they are happy to work with Ryan after he snatched their model for Aviation Gin when their Ad got ripped apart last year.
And from reports the whole commercial was turned around in 48 hours.
That look on the passenger's face in Vladimir Putin's taxi made me laugh right out loud.
“Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain,
to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength
and honor and glory and praise!”
I give Chris Wallace no credit. If he is leaving on moral grounds, he should've left 5 years ago. He isn't taking a stand, just running away from deranged sociopaths. Subtle difference.
You could tell he was there for his own beliefs because there is no "normal" right wing news to go to, he might have been waiting to see if "Trumpism" would go away to see f Fox news would return to a more normal version of Fox.
@@pandemonic66
Has “normal” and “Fox” ever been together?
@@pandemonic66 This is what I'm thinking as well. Yes, he should have left when Shep Smith left, but I think he was being optimistic about Fox... and also delusional, I guess.
I agree with the top comment. I think he thought he could keep the crazy train on the tracks with his voice of reason and truth.
I sadi the same thing yesterday. I think he's been squeezed out but credibility lost after not leaving in 2016
No difference between Fox News, Newsmax and North Korean TV.
So u think cnn is amazing?
Chris cuomo was literally covering up for his big bro Andrew cuomo.
@@WL1264 and he was FIRED. This "they are all the same" BS is an old and tired false equivalency fallacy. Now, you can continue saying it, but rest assured we're all just quietly sniggering at you. But I bet you can get one of your propaganda buddies to "like" your comment! Yay, you!
@@dday9433 he was fired like a year later.
but anyway. u dont think cnn is fake news?
It must be Christmas ! Not just the burning log with music, but a burning tree America! You go
Chris was their last journalist period! Their commentators are not journalists.
I am not sorry either. 2020 was a beast, 2021 just said Hold My Beer,
Great monologue Stephen. Love how you want to help those affected by these storms. Way to be in the holiday spirit dawg!🙏🙏🎅
That's was the most intelligent thing I've ever seen🙄
I wish they would put the contact information for tornado support in more places for those of us who are tech-challenged
@@janethalken8269 if you re watch the monologue you can check out the link the he puts up on the screen and you can see a list of all the charity and humanitarian programs you can donate to. Hope you find what you need. Merry Christmas.
@@janethalken8269 yes
The Peleton stock drop illustrates just how far our societal IQ has fallen.
Donald Trump is the most spoiled man-child in America and yet he was voted President in 2016, that was enough proof that societal IQ has hit rock bottom.
Powerpoint “Slides of subversion” 😆😂🤣🤪
Was that Ryan Reynolds telling us he’s alive in the commercial? You know a company is taking things seriously when they hire his ad firm!
Yes, that was Ryan Reynolds doing the voiceover since his ad agency Maximum Effort made the ad. Brilliant as always!
yes, he also directed/did voiceovers for all the "80's" commercials on the redo of Different strokes and facts of life shows last week on ABC...
Interesting how Deadpool reassures everyone that someone didn't die. Feels ironic
yes - Ryan posted the ad on his youtube channel - surprised that Stephen didn't mention that
@@jalabi99 Which is hilarious because one of their first big ads was directly making fun of the Peloton Girl ad
Mark Meadows would look great in orange.
High Treason should be punished accordingly.
"They're staging a COO-COO!"
Thank you The Late Show team and thank you Stephen Colbert
Always making the year better
By dividing us with their narrative?
You people are brainwashed ghouls
@@bravestarr8373 _"It doesn't matter where you live, it doesn't matter who you are, Americans help each out."_
How divisive. 🙄
@@bravestarr8373 you have i
Stephen has some really great writers, they did great tonight!
He must have great writers because he isn't one bit funny on his own.
@@johnbrowne3950 damn right. Colbert is a putz now
You have to have a sense of humor and clearly you do not. Sorry about your miserable life .🙏
@@lilebb1657 you must have us confused with liberal woketards. We like real comedy.
Lil ebb, not only do John Brown and Kasshan85 have no sense of humor, they have pathetic little lives. They have nothing better to do than troll sites they dislike. True pitiful
"Lose a Chris, gain a Chris program." Now, THAT is funny!
Brilliant writers on that monologue!
Fox's Christmas tree fire hysteria: "Pine 11 - never Fir Get" ~ The Daily Show 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Outstanding! Stephen, you are the best. You keep us laughing in these very tense times. Thank you so much.
About as much as the Omicron strain keeps us sick.
@@billy6pack887
Well let's thank the super spreader of covid19 is gone..... and racism is illegal again so that's good too.
@@nestorgonzalez6078 Freedom of speech isn't illegal
The media creates these tense times.
Wake up already
Stephen is a hatefull little man and bully with anyone who does not buy his left wing BS
Funny thing is that credability is brought up by someone who has none. LOL
"Horse paste and guns" PERFECT!
Hopefully 2022 will be a better year for Democrats and Democracy we got to keep it going especially since next year's election midterms we have to win it back cuz if we lose it's going to get worse come on Dems let's get to work #VoteBlue2022
Democrats don't care about democracy, either, or they'd be pushing a whole lot more against the reds. They're spineless worms that want things to go back to "normal" in these _very_ abnormal times.
If you want real change, change that doesn't murder this country, vote for progressives or those even further left.
@@schievelbeinschievelbein4564
But the Dems can rig any election, and it’s totally undetectable, they’re unstoppable. If after all this time no one can tell us how it was done we have no way to prevent them doing it again. And that’s when all the washing starts. One thing Biden won’t tolerate is dirty knees.
Sea of tranquility yeah democrats are rigging the election by making sure all citizens can vote. Meanwhile republicans are trying to make sure as few people as possible can vote and even then they're trying to make sure they can overturn the results if they don't win. So yeah, sure, dems are the ones rigging the elections
@@cathywethington5913
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The writers were on FIRE tonight! Every single joke a winner. Well. Done.
Agree…
Super good one tn
well i know one joke that went well off the mark... and its the one where he suggested electronic voting is safe...
he might want to talk to john oliver (or any reputable scholar in the field) about that topic...
though throwing out votes that were cast is not an option... but voting machines should never have been used in the first place... they fail multiple security criteria for elections
1) attacks against paper ballots dont scale - it is progressively harder to change more votes, while with electronic voting its just as easy to change one as it is to change thousands
2) verifiability - as the person casting the vote, you have no proof that what the machine is displaying to you, is actually the vote being registered, while with a paper ballot you can see what you marked and from the moment you cast it, it will only be accessible while in the presence of representants of all parties
mind you it doesnt help that a lot of these electronic voting machines are stored in publicly accessible places and are easy to get root access to
I soooo hope you are right, I felt a bit underwhelmed as of late...
EDIT: YESSS the jokes were great and Stephen was in top form! \o/
@@SharienGaming wow, that's thirsty AF, are you guys out of stuff to troll?
From central Ky. Thank you. Love your show and thank you for sharing..
As if all problems end at the new year😂🤣😂🤣😂
Chris Wallace, the last (only) respectable journalist from faux entertainment.
B*******... The fact that he stayed in that organization this long should definitely count against him.
Respectable my ass.
It was always a propaganda network. Wallace was there to hang a thin and threadbare curtain of functional journalism over the endless shartnado of lies and distortions.
@@lexslate2476 I absolutely agree. However the fact that he chose to live in pig s*** for so long means that people need to remember he has a thing for pig shit.
People should not be praising the bastions of pre-trump madness as if it's better veneer equates to better substance.
Staging a coo coo. Rolf
I think we should give Flaming Christmas Tree a chance...
Chris Wallace is the only man with class from Fox. I’m happy he finally left. He deserves so much better..
Given how long he stuck around there, I'm not sure he does.
@@lexslate2476 Chris Wallace actually is very straight forward when he reports actual news during the day. He has complained about the night time talk shows like Shaun Hannity, Laura Ingram, Janine Perro, Tucker Carlson among others. He was tired of giving the actual news and then people tuning in to the evening shows and people thinking that was “real news”. I guess Fox News has gotten so disgusting with there propaganda and doing TFGs’ bidding that he finally had enough. (Management refused to hear his complaints because they said the ratings were good at night.) Good for Chris, he has integrity like his father did.
@@klrklr116 Having him around to act like a real journalist while surrounded by propaganda was a deliberate tactical choice on Fox's part. His job was to let them claim to be a real news channel while the rest of the network got down to doing their actual job, which was to convince people that up was down, weakness was strength, peace was war, and we have always been at war with Eastasia.
Thanks God bless Cris Wallace leaving now Trump 😭 disgusting 🦊 News make lots people happy LIKE Shep Smith join CNN a good time fox only 🦊 News mention Trump but now BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT
@@joseburgos2158 I mean, Agent Orange keeps making the news because he's still trying to overthrow the government, and he's got a lot of help. Biden is just sort of plodding along, fixing some things, trying to fix others but being blocked by McConnell and generally being a fairly competent centrist.
Colbert is a freaking golden idol frankly
This is what a corporate sellout looks like
Man do I long for John Stewart to return
At least he seemed genuine
There is literally no one else that could’ve done that commercial better than Mr Renoylds
As John Wayne famously said..."It's gettin' to be re-goddamned-diculous!"
I use this term fondly.
Wallace's interview of Graham was the typical hold-his-feet-to-the-fire, though.
It should be.
Death by powerpoint.
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HAHAHAHA at the "lose a Chris, get a Chris"
Thera-breath sounded like such a troll name. hahahahha
Chris Wallace leaving Fox Spews is absolutely awesome!
We need Stephen and the crew! People that keep it real bring us levety and keep us laughing.. Even if we are wilting inside.
Learn to spell.
@@bobcirba2626,you too.
@@bobcirba2626 Ouch what an existence perusing UA-cam comments to blast spelling. My bad my guy I'll work on that and better myself.
@@RevDrDoo A typo could have been levuty or levoty, not levety.
Colbert cannot help...
Mr. Big is a fictional character, but those Peloton death traps are real. 💀
The peloton story is one of those “laugh so you don’t cry” sort of stories. We humans are so, so stupid
Some humans
You think that's stupid; I've never seen SITC or heard of the new release or had any idea what a Poloton is.
Perfect timing for Chris.Wallace. Just in time for Fox to try explaining away their involvement in the Jan. 6th insurrection.
Those people were invited in and the morning guards were sent home if you didnt notice.
@@jandeenphoto Not to mention that you're certainly not up on the latest news! But then, we know that trump loves the uneducated! LOL