I love how people in most analogue horror universes are trying to spread awareness of life threatening monsters, but exclusively in the most cryptic, unhelpful and fear mongering formats imaginable 💀
Imagine if a criminal escaped from a nearby prison and they show you a compressed black and white jpeg of his mugshot interspersed with text like "HE TOOK THEIR EYESSSSS" and then just refused to elaborate.
@@imthatoneguyirlI can just imagine the local emergency broadcast showing a very crunched up black and white image of the escaped prison criminal just having this audio and IT IS SENDING ME
Man, this video is so good. It doesn't rely on jumpscares to terrify you, it just has subtle effects and imagery that give such an eerie feel to this. Never stop making these man /ref
That moment when the genre known for having no jumpscares has no jumpscares.
@@SomeRandomEcho it means reference, so in this case, I was referencing the generic comments on a lot of analog horror videos
This is what you get when you mix Analog Horror with 21st Century humor
Analog Horror be like :
15 seconds in a random image of a house appears
30 seconds in random black and white face appears with loud noise
1 min in you get footage of people dying
Don't forget the little animated 2d stop motion cartoon in the middle of the video
I love analog horror when it's well-made... But the very first time I laid eyes on it, I knew that it was going to be one of those things that was going to be driven into the ground. Too many people see stuff like analog horror and think "I can do that" because of how relatively minimalist it is. It might have less moving parts than other genres of horror but you can still tell when it's made by someone who has no idea what they're doing. Not trying to disrespect people for trying, just speaking the truth.
if u try to make actual scary stuff nowadays everyone will go "fnaf har har har"
Dude you are talking about one of the "best made" is just a jpg of angel with a creepy smile...
It's not internet ruined for you is the more time pass by the less is gonna be scary to you, because from an adult perspective this scary only too very young people... Like creepy pastas... They are a joke cause people realize they were not scary.
And here we have the typical case that the parody becomes a parody of itself.
@@gurandomilk7555 make sure there isn't a black kid smiling in the black hole
0:40 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART 🤣
As much of a meme as it is it's so fire too like if this showed up in a serious analogue horror video I'd piss myself 😭😭😭
analog horror when they met digital scary
scarier than mandela catalogue
Buddy, have you heard of the greatest analog series that exists called the Scimblo catalogue?
@Dr.Sir Bruce Armstrong Mother Fucker The Third Yeah, it was made on his freaking iphone lol. However, now he has his own PC to make vids.
@@sonicman9910 iirc Local58 was also created on an iPhone. The first video.
"I love how there's no jump scares or shock gore and instead focuses on psychological horror and existential unease"
is just that... say that had his M A G Y K at first but... it become cringy very fast
man, REALLY VERY fast
How those mfs felt like after posting that kind of comment under an analog horror video: 🤓🤓🤓🤓
apparently png that screams at you is not the same as png jumps at you and screams at you😭😭
analog horror is the kind of genre that's popular with kids who grew up with ipads, and have never touched a vhs tape before
Shi I used to watch movies on vhs, I had like only two and the rest were CD’s💀😔
Analog Horror creators after adding 50 hours of screaming while an add for a triple cheeseburger McDonald’s ad then turning into a woods where an evil version of Gustavo Fring jump scares you
This gives me hope that someday there will be Analog Comedy, turning every trope used in its predecessor over it's own head and making everything humorous.
It kind of already existed long before Analog Horror. Look up Rappin for Jesus, for example.
The comments be like “I pissed myself and got chills when I realized the squid game music was playing”
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I pissed myself and got chills when I realized the squid game music was playing
I won't lie, hearing my alarm jingle at the start gave me more anxiety than any analog horror I've seen. Well played.
Then the lore is the most random nonsensically complex shit you've ever heard like "if you listen closely to the breathing noises in the forest chase vhs tape video you can actually hear Heisenberg crying over Hank's murder🥺😰😰😰"
FR, don't forget the ones where the video takes place in the form of a stop motion 2d cartoon animation and the cartoon characters end up dying from a random ass edited png that has nothing to do with the cartoon 💀💀 like how do the cartoon versions dying make any sense?
@@micah3331 in those videos I just imagine the little kids watching the scary cartoon on TV like "🤨"
There should be a genre called “Analog Humour” where it’s stuff like this
only thing that would make this even more accurate is if it had uncomfortably long silences that make the video 5x times as long as it needs to be
That’s the point though. Analog horror works because it makes you uncomfortable
analog horror fans when they find out 1080p was invented
You forgot the part where a “dark” “scary” UA-cam commentary channel does a 20 year long video essay on how hank was actually the sussy Baka the whole time
As much as I love Analog Horror, I can't really say this isn't accurate
@@celestiaceleforshort216 bruh mandela catalouge is good
Analog horror fans when the face is distorted and humanoid creatures are attacking:
And I never watch the original series but find myself watching a 2 hour in depth explanation and frame by frame analysis on it
Every analog horror is basically "we are a small american town in asscrack of nowhere and something killing us, oh no" *insert 6 hours of static and distorted spooky faces here*
Or: "we are a random popular TV show that got hijacked or sm shit and broadcast scary episode oh noe!!! *insert shock gore for like a hour*"
idk if thats all of them because i only saw the south park analog
Except for the smile tapes (I think that’s what’s it called) which takes place in San Diego. But other then that your completely correct.
Analog Horror Starter Pack:
- VHS filter
- Muffled voices
- Monochromatic photos
- Spooky ambience sounds
- Static noise
- Sudden black screen
- Text appears in black screen
- Distorted monochromatic face in the darkness
@@TheMinionzGuy123 I know, but a lot of crappy analog horror videos tend to use the cliche horror stuff, like cheap jumpscares and blood :P
Hello this is my analog horror-the end is near can you full the version cuz this is short video ua-cam.com/video/UJGt7ieK5QI/v-deo.html
analog horror creators would suffer the same bullying that deviantart users did if they had released analog horrors in the early 2000s
The fact that a fucked up image of gi-hun gave me chills genuinely disturbed me
Analog horror is like all other horror, it has to be done well, or it doesn’t work at all
kinda unrelated but why do i think visual interpretation of lovecraft monster make it less scarier than what it should be?
Analog Horror fans when chromatic aberration‼😳😳😳
this the type of stuff WOWMAN see's and calls "most disturbing series I have ever seen!!!"
This was too scary for me my whole bollox fell off my body and hit the floor and bounced back up to hit my face and knocked me out when I woke up my giant shlong wasn’t there so there is now a massive zshlong running around the world
Hm, yes. A lot to unpack here. It's clear that these "memes" tell a more dark, sinister message that requires a deep investigation and a 45 to an hour long video essay
Edit: how tf this sht get 7k likes???
I swear to God I don't think there is a single subgenre of horror that will actually be scary to people at this point lmao
@@Terf1988 Reality is infinitely more horrific.
Edgy "deep" statement aside, the problem is how overused every trope in horror is. You got one movie or game doing it, and now everyone's doing it.
Take stuff like Silent Hill, P.T., Amnesia. Every shitty game dev saw the surface of what made these games scary at the time, and made their generic games which were just walking simulators and scavenger hunts but with a monster that tries to chase and/or jumpscare you every now and then. Menacing music optional. That Shrek slender parody back in 2012 or 2013 was basically satirizing it (with bonus All Star by Smash Mouth playing from it and becoming more audible the closer it got to you).
Then Scott Cawthon comes along and does a new take on horror: instead of walking and being made to do stuff because if you don't the game won't progress, the game does progress, regardless of what you do... you just have to sit still as the monsters try to come for you and do what you can to hold them off.
The FNAF shit is played out and not too scary if you know the game, but the idea of just sitting there is the pure essence powerlessness that the horror genre is supposed to emphasize. Then everyone else did it and now it's not scary. But it was creative for the time.
Obviously horror movies or lil videos are the same, you got people setting trends and then people riding off the trend but in a shitty way that does nothing new (there is to way to ride off a trend but also expand on what the trend is), but I wanted to talk about games because the games put you right in the perspective of the player in an interactive way that movies and videos and books and shows and whatever simply can't, and that potential is consistently squandered.
@@TheNinja94a squandered? Why in scoliosis would you say "squandered"?? No way...
(9 months later ong)
What the fuck did I say holy shit
Also thanks for the reply (truly one of the sounds ever made)
@@TheNinja94a Smartest youtube comment I’ve seen in a while. I completely agree. I think this applies to gaming as a whole, too. People need to learn how to build upon previously established concepts without copying them.
No jumpscares, no gore, just plain terror
As an analog horror fan i do confirm this is one the greatest masterpiece
When some trend on the internet dies, it is simply forgotten.
When they make videos like this, it's the equivalent of an attempt of murder.
I swear trends are accelerating. I could swear analogy horror just got here and already there’s videos making fun of tropes
Shit eventually trends are gonna live and die within a week, mark my words
@@sovigndev5464 I remember seeing FNAF analog horror videos from over 2 years ago. To me, it isn't exactly a new trend y'know?
@Sovign Dev There are already trends that die that fast, just look at squid game.
im so glad people are starting to recognize the tropes in analog horror lmao.
I'm a fan of analog horror but its lowkey becoming a bit stale with how overused things are now.
Edit: and before anyone says. Yes, you can still enjoy and are “valid” to enjoy analog horror lmao. It’s just fun to sometimes poke fun at the things we love.
This is an issue every horror genre will eventually suffer, its why mainstream horror sucks there are and will be tropes with everything but honestly i don't think it detracts too hard because despite analog horror having similar tropes their stories and universes are interesting enough for it to still be worth viewing
@@4ohc
after enjoying a bit of quality analog horror like 69 Local News and stuff, my recommendation began swarming with other channel that also create analog horror.
I kid you not, they are shit. Even their title are either in lowercase or in uppercase. Ooooohhhh I am scared because somebody write 'helpme' and 'DEADPEOPLE' in their video...yeah no.
@@ireadysucks3026 I just started watching it and those videos are creepy asf
@@Iwanwahid1969 walten files is really good and has a very interesting story, if you are the theorist type there are also stuff for you
Personally it didn't scare me much (martin himself said he never planned on making this actual horror, more like a thriller series) but the story itself is really worth it
Bro Exposed Mandela Catalog 💀
0:10 scariest shit i’ve ever heard
In the universe where this is actually Analogue Horror, we have the following.
ALEXCANDICE
Mogus Catalogue
Local 69
The Wario Dies Files
Cumini Home Entertainment
The “doin yo mom” snapped me,I can’t stop laughing at such toilet humor.
The person who did the doin ya mom is actually ray William Jhonson or the creator of YFM (your favorite Martian)
0:45 got me hella good
I needed this video, thank you!
Analog fans be like: bro this has deep lore
*stock image of a man edited with smudge tool*
"omg this actually sent shivers down my spine"
well, this is a wakeup call to analog horror creators, to step up their game in creating an immersive story, not just weird effects and creepy scares..
@@llama6394 It does, because a good story will make you more immersed into it, which then makes the unexpected parts shine more.
So far, I only watched The Walten Files and “My two Front Teeth” so (maybe it’s because I have only watched the better ones but) I don’t think that the story’s were bad....
From as far as a 15 minutes video story line could go, they did a really good job.
Some things that could have been done better here and there, but, I like that many people are trying on this new type of horror content in order to perfect it.
I honestly think that it has a lot of potential.
I liked the tangi virus, I think it had an extra spice to it due to what happened like 2 years ago
Also liked the smile tapes, maybe again because it resembled a certain virus, in the way we treated the situation, dunno
yeah its exactly like the analog horror is made
notice of the tv saying something and get interrumped by a dumb screen black advise of something
someone find someone
and die by a jumpscare xd
“Ligma county balls management has issued a sussy baka warning”💀💀
This actually quelled my fear of the Mandela Catalogue. And it's not like I hate it, I'm just desperate to find a way to dismantle it so I don't have to sleep with my LED's on all night.
Idk why everyone liked that one. Walten files was personally the one that got me disturbed. Mandela Catalogue felt like there wasn't much there
Mandela gave my an existantial horror experience walten I can watch with lights off because twf is mainly jumpscares at the mo
@@Fenis1754 I wouldn't call twf "jumpscares" since they don't jump out at you.
@@razzledazzle8593 he means the distorted faces, but yeah they aren't jumpscares
Those 4 dislikes done by:
1 - local58
2 - Aidan chick ( channel 7 tempest universe )
3 - Gemini home entertainment
4 - Nexpo
Edit: not mandela catalog (Alex kister himself made a parody)
This is like every analogue horror vid rolled into one
Cant wait for a 4 hour in depth analysis of this
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen in my entire life
Watch this end up turning into a serious anolog horror that has story and lore.
everybody gangsta until this joke turns out to be the biggest ARG in history
As an Analog Horror lover, i can say that this is what the plot of every Analog Horror video/ series is.
At first I liked this horror genre, but now it became extremely repetitive and generic, especially since most of the videos are cheap copies of the Mandela Catalogue.
Seriously, if you want to make an analog horror video but don't want to be very creative, just make a government alert saying something like "human-looking creatures are being reported killing people, don't leave your house"
My favourite thing is when people leave comments like "see, this is REAL horror that doesn't use cheap jumpscares" even though the haunted VHS tape just used the exact same Loud Noise + Scary Face combination 500000 times 💀
Exactly, straight facts lmao they act like this Is the pinnacle of horror
Cant forget when they start saying that they should make movies out of it, despite the medium of analog horror usually being non linear and more akin to Found footages.
it’s so oddly specific but I love it
Bro can someone please tell me what the sound is at 0:25 i keep hearing it and dont know what it is.
This is truly the analog horror we need
out of all the analog horrors ive seen THIS is the one causing me the most nightmares
how to make an analog "horror" video:
1) make everything look old-timey (preferably in a form of vhs tape)
2) make there be a cartoon or a quiz going on in the beggining, or just anything to make things look normal
3) make a line that pauses the entire thing on a distorted picture
4) fail to make it descend into being completely unsettling without using jumpscares/awfully loud noises
5, optional) make a dialogue with 0 vocal expressions in it
6, optional) put in a shot of a person walking/running trough the woods that has absolutely no context and is unrelated to the whole thing
congratulations! you have successfully made a terrible analog horror video
as an analog horror lover i can say this and the comment section for it is accurate and it’s a great laugh
The best part is that it doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares; this is just raw real true genuine fo'real certified OG legitimate horror. Love it omg the korean song gave me chills 😭
"It's not a JUMPSCARE! It's just the loud and scary payoff for the 15 hours of auspense!! Smh you plebians don't know anything 😤🙄"
@@error-try-again-later Well, to be fair, Mandela Catalogue doesn't really do jumpscares. Even the sudden payoffs after suspense are usually quiet enough not to seriously startle you... which I think is sometimes to its detriment. People just hate the discomfort hearing a sudden loud noise brings (which is completely understandable) so in reality these non-jumpscares are just quieter, less intense jumpscares.
I like gen z humor
I like analog horrors
I like what I want regardless of popularity and anyone's opinion
Finally a positive comment that isn't shitting on a series or somebody's opinion for liking that series
There is a fine line between horror & comedy.
This is fine example of the latter and I love both so much XD
this actually made my day lmao
I’m crying
@@LangstonDev it’s funny. AND I’M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT’S NOT!
I know analog horror is starting to get a bit repetitive at this point but my stupid brain can't get enough of it.
You don't have to be ashamed for liking it. Most of the guys making fun of analog horror are analog horror fans.
@@mantrabeeg even alex kister himself (creator of mandela catalogue) made fun of his own series called the Scrimbolo Catalogue
This is better than urbanspook 💀
Analog horror fans when they figure out water is wet.
You forgot to add the completely round black eyes and uncanny photoshop of sad expressions
Lmao yeah I were expecting this to happen to the guy who was asking where's hank
this is so fucking 2021
Analog Horror when Digital Horror walks in
I’m do glad people have started to notice how low effort and boring analog horror can be. Not to say that it is all that way, but when things get popular there’s bound to be some low quality ones
this was the scariest video in all eternity... you gave me anxiety and i will never see the world the same way ever again.. this is sussy among us balls...
This is incredible, thank you
The 'Walking in Forest at Night (ASMR)' part was amazing
Whenever I see analog horror I just think about what the creators mindset was like while editing, “ooo yeah this is scary”
I love that little birb, makes me smile everytime I hear him
I hope you know this video remains in my mind to this day
0:38 this part makes me ever so slightly unsettled
Of all the horror, analog or otherwise, that I've watched, this series is the ONLY time I've had to:
Watch with volume down
Watch not in theatre mode
Take breaks periodically
Because it's THAT scary. It's also the only time that the scares have gotten me even after I know what they are and when they're coming, and some of them give me that sinking feeling in my chest EVERY SINGLE TIME I think about them. Bravo sir, bravo!
this is probably the BEST analog horror slander i've ever seen
Yeah, this is painfully accurate. What used to be a genuinely creative and unique subgenre of horror on UA-cam has now become the same thing everytime. Everything wants to be like Mandela Catalogue. Everything wants to be like those FNAF analog horror shorts. The tropes become repetitive and stops being scary. You even get some really lazy ones that aren't even trying very hard. Thankfully, there are a few right now that are still decent and original (Like Dog Nightmares) but for the most part, it just doesn't work anymore.
There Are Good One’s And BTW
In Old Years There Are AHS Try To Be Local 58
I want someone to make an hour and a half long video analyzing every minuscule detail and then somehow relate it back to demons or aliens
You're laughing. Hank died in a car accident and You're laughing.
Edit: 69 likes big funni
I wanted to ruin the amount of likes but youtube isnt counting my like so now it's stuck at 69 for me.
I love how this video has better editing than most of analog horror I ever watched.
This is my favorite analog horror
You forgot the obligatory "driving at night" footage. Other than that this is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
I love how people are finally catching up to this and making fun of it.
Ngl I like analogue horror but none of them are scary and try hard to be scary
But that one Mandela catalogue video still gives me chills I remember covering my screen with my hand because it was too scary for me
But new analogue horror are releasing and they all have the basic:
Static, some creepy texts when the music changes, happy in the beginning and then satanic ritual stuff in the end, some VHS training tapes which are corrupted, aliens and moons, Evil jesus twin??
Anyways these are my favorite analogue horrors:
1) mandala catalogue
2) walten files
3) local 58
4) Gemini home entertainment
5) analogue archive
6) harmoney and horror
@Space Vatnik even if I agree with you, posting that thrice is over the top.
for those peeps who like this type of things but are not a fan of the VHS and shit, i recommend HMF
@Space Vatnik continue crying about it all over the replies everywhere here
0:04 Gemini home entertainment fans when they realise that the Iris doesn't exist
"oh no, spooky faces!"
i wouldn’t mind seeing this on my television at night
analog horror fans when they find out the moon exists
Analog horror fans when they realize giant flying angels aren’t real
(They should be)
no!!11 the moon is a living alien!!!1
Me with my 38. Snubnose waiting for the group of alternates to exit their so called "school bus" (its actually a yellow surveillance van)
Analog horror fans when they see a TV
Dear god.