Men Need To Rethink The Way We Woo Women | Recalibrate
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2023
- From Russell's Netflix special Recalibrate, he talks through how we need to rethink the way we woo each other.
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Russ I'm 54 and you have done more for real womens self confidence and self image than all these influencers, magazines and things ever have. Your womans a lucky lady. More men in the world like Russ please.
more nicer women and if women stop falsely accusing men of stuff then maybe there will be more men like him
@@DarkSoul-pb6dv you need to mix with better women.
@@DarkSoul-pb6dv what do you look for in a woman? How old are you? and you seem a little jaded I'm sorry you've been hurt so badly that you feel the need to lash out at someone who was thanking another human being for boosting their self image.
@@imogenveneear1935 I am distrustful of anyone who claims that women 'falsely accuse men of stuff'. I wonder what he's done that later turned out to be a false activity!
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence yes me too. But i don't know that person so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
"There will an older lady in here with a fanny like Jon Snows Coat" Lost it 😆
Same!! Lmao!!
That's me!
That was some top notch microphone prop comedy 😂
Even the sound guy was laughing
WARNING! Do Not Drink Coffee while watching. Dang near killed myself. 😂
Lol right?!?!!
2:59 I love how some woman's laugh was so over the top that she's been looking at her scared rabbit as well 😂😂
How did it take me so long to discover Russell Howard? I've been watching everything of his that I can find for about a month now and loving every minute of it.
You need to find his show “Good News with Russell Howard” - hilarious and good spirited ❤
Welcome to the world of bright colours
@@alican5695 💯 Agreed 👍
God damn that's an INSANE backlog you've got on your hands.
Same ❤❤🤣
Russell was absolutely on fire 🔥 haven’t belly laughed in ages 😂
A women should be loved, respected and most of all praised to the end of fkin time. The amount of crap us men put them through is insane. Thank you Russell, you're a total badass!
On the ridiculous ribcage thing, you'll never hear someone go "Cor, look at the xylophone on her!"
Ah mixed tapes! I do not ever want to go back to stereos and walk-mans, but dammit mixed tapes were great - Just the effort it took to make them, picking out the perfect songs for yourself, for a friend, a crush, a trip.... And then actually making them.... Having a meltdown, because you forgot to put a clean tape in, so you can't record your favourite song, that's playing on the radio right now.... When I think about it, it sounds positively awful compared to now.... but the joy of finishing the perfect mix tape was something else....
Showing their ribs is to prove how incredibly skinny they are....its sick and sad that young girls see that, like its something that defines them. Thank you for taking away its power 💔
10x better than obese bozo + sized models
Absolutely 💯 Agreed with You about This!!
gonna need the source for that
Sorry, but in England there aren't enough skinny girls to even have that competition.
@@Paul_Cyou’re the problem.
he is so funny, he always knows the right way to say things somehow, he is always on point.
That wind instrument joke didn't get half the laughs it deserved! 0:37
"we get rid of porn...and we gets kids"
"URGH"- that one dude in the audience lol
No one on tv should get payed more than nurses, doctors, firemen and woman or even the police or army
If you ever catch a guy looking at your ribs and he complements how good your ribs are
Trust me….he wasn’t looking at your ribs
Or he was and he's about to kill you and eat them for dinner
I cannot get enough of this! 😂😂😂
Beautifully written and performed.
Russell is a seasoned master.
The way I see the fashion industry is this. If the designers were truly imaginative then it shouldn’t matter what the models look like. Be it a stick insect or a ladybird. They could easily take a Hessian bag and make them look spectacular. I once heard Janice Dickinson tell a model that she was little more than a "coat hanger" and to get over herself. That says it all, really.
there were tears of laughter there, and so deliciously explicitly NSFW yet everyone heard hahaha
“Russell in the cormer looking like Blair Witch” painted an image in my mind i need to get out 😂😂
Russell, I don't know you, but judging from your set, you're the happiest man in England. 🤘
Funniest most Belly -Laughingest😆 thing Ive Watched in Ages!! LMFAO!! 🤣
Spat my cuppa Tea out of my nose,,,ruined my laptop,,and Im Still Laughing, Thank you Russell Howard for Standing up for Pubes!! LOLOL!!
When he was talking about shaving I nearly choked on my satsuma
I'll tell you one thing - bullying us women online doesn't make men attractive to us.
And you know a stupid thing? In the middle of this video, I got an ad, with a woman, saying "Don't be nice to women, it won't make you attractive".
Like, what bs is that?
You can blame men all day - it won't change the fact that women killed the gentleman and ''wooing'' not men. By ignoring the Gentleman, and chasing after a$$holes, you destroyed the Gentleman, why should a man ''woo'' a woman who looks at it as some form of weakness, or worse creepy, then jump into bed with bad boys, drug dealers, and general POS. Women caused this issue not men, and if women want this behaviour back, then one you best become worthy of that kind effort, repay that kind of effort and most importantly ignore the bad boy type and stop F'ing them. As when you reward them with sex over a Gentleman, you turn most men into those a$$holes because they get the fun, and the rest just become indifferent to women in general.
So this is a problem caused by women, and only fixable by women. But I won't hold my breath in any of you understanding this, let alone desire to fix the issue, will just keep blaming men.
@@foxlimbs7167 That is the Mainstream Media using psychology to get people to buy shit they don't need by making people feel "Less Than" and "Unattractive " so that far too many people are "Buying" into the BS.
It's a damn shame because it works....
@@mastertrams That's a form Gaslighting in order to get people to pay for a course on how to
"Pick Up" whoever they want to ..
~.By Gaslighting Them!!
It's a crass form of Advertising Psychology and I would not recommend the "Pick Up" "Tricks" because they Might work in the short term but never long term, since Real relationships can't be sustained with lies and trickery...
@@foxlimbs7167 That only sort of worked on me once, when I was 14 and already liked the guy before he started bullying me about my looks, which I was already insecure about myself for, because I didn't know that it's ok to expect to be loved anyway, if someone does love me - because I was a 14 year old child and couldn't possibly have known better. He came from a rich family where his Dad treated his Mom the same way: made her afraid that if she wasn't thin and pretty, he wouldn't love her. This is why divorcing assholes like that man matters. It's the only way to teach kids not to fall into that crap to begin with.
Russell Howard is the woman of my dreams! Lol.
He is incredibly funny and he's telling the world how a lot of men treat women and how women see themselves!
Love you, Russell....and I'm gay (=happy)!!!
Finally, the UA-cam algorithm hits me up with something awesome. Had me dying!
Russell at his very best. Brilliant!
How an American man woos a woman:
He just keeps yelling “Intercourse! Intercourse!”
As an American, I can confirm this is the only card we have in the deck.
@@kaseywahl "Consent!? ConSENT!"
@@papagrounds American: "Want to see my gun collection? ... Why yes. I do have a small penis"
Russel looks healthy and handsome again. Nice.
Was he looking unwell? This is not a new video though I don't believe
Too true, too funny.
They misunderstand what the work "rack" means. But, if you think about it, racks do look more like ribs than what they actually refer to.
Russell you are bright inspirational and and wise. Well done.
I LOVE THIS WHOLE SET!!
All I know is walking up to them and warbling 'WoooOOOOoooooOOO'! at them while wiggling your fingers spookily gets ya nowhere. Even if you wear a bedsheet.
You just have to draw a smile underneath the eye cutouts
I woo women with a trail of m&ms like the film ET
2:06 😂😂😂 got me again Russell
No man has ever got a horn over eyelashes either
Or fake talons.
Do you mean false, glue on ones?
I'm a woman, and they've always given me the creeps! 😅
Same with stick on talons
Soooo much is artificial on women nowadays!
Lashes, tan, nails, boobs, tattooed eyebrows, hair extensions, bums! 🤡😅
@@Mortthemoose yes, fake ones.
Funny thing is most of those women are looking for a genuine guy
I'm not quite an older lady (39) and I agree with Russell. You should always leave your coat on down there. It's there for a reason :-)
🤣 I love you! Come to Sacramento California and marry me!!! Lol! Funniest stand up comedian ever! Thank you! And thank you for sticking up for us women! 😂
What a brilliant funny man!❤❤
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Oh Russell, you crack me up! 😂😂😂
You always make My day 😂😂😂😂
“Way wee woo”
Hi Russell, I have followed your work on various outlets for many years and have always enjoyed your ribald humour, I have considered mockery one of the highest form of wit and about the most penetrating style of criticism.
On the topic of the stress that children have to endure in these 'modern decadent times I do agree!, nearly fifty years ago in early adult life I decided that if at all possible I would swerve fatherhood altogether because I thought then as I think now that regardless of my best efforts any children will have a very bad time!. There are so many underlying causes that I really think there is no reason for any hope or good future, it looks as if the human race is doomed by its own hand!.
In spite of this understanding I have had an absolutely wonderful life so far, with even the joy of sharing a family with my wife and her first husband, followed by the grandchildren the whole works, all without the need to be a father!.
All this in spite of my pessimistic outlook, because of course I am just as much a normal human being with many of the same contradictions as any one else, the thing that has really kept me going is the laughs! along the way!. Sometimes I suggest I might have been among the last dinosaurs in an earlier incarnation ,when the asteroid hit, and thought that was funny then!.
Cheers, Richard.
Extraordinary.new boundaries of social comedy😊
LOL! Such a legend!🤣🤣🤣
The wobbly ass joke made my day!😂😅😂
Russell never fails to make me laugh 😂
Love the 80s joystick reference
Last bit though 😂😂😂
What a man❤❤❤❤
Black with red on top and a perfect finger grip
😂😂hilarious!!, great ab work out !
Russell, your wizard's staff has a knob on the end.
Is that you Nanny?
Ah mixtapes ❤ a great way to woo someone....
Perfect, evolved, recalibrated, jubilant. I could go on...
Great great great!!!!
brilliant
On point...amazing t shirt btw...where's it from?
Just been to your show at Leeds grand and what a fantastic show , However I was the dirty laugh you commented on and unfortunately the person who clapped at the suella braverman joke at the wrong but 😂 , Just wanted to make clear that of course I support the nurses and not that f..king excuse for a human being, came from Spain to see you and was worth the trip 🎉 thanks for great night x
Perfection
No but getting rid of porn for a year to recalibrate is such a great idea !!!!
...or bringing back erotism with love and tenderness.
Because wayyyy too many teens have their sexuality completly messed up BEFORE they even start having a sexuality !
I remember the 80’s adult videos and all the woman and men had bush and not the president lol 😂 and even on social media there are women that look like are skeletons and saying it’s sexy 😬 all do respect looking annorrexic is horrible
Jon's coat omfg😂😂😂
Very sincere an true on the new dating side. No one is cute anymore
It's cute the way men think that showing off an eating disorder is for their benefit and not to impress other girls.
Sort it out!
Seriously mental 😅
Pinnacle of british comedy
as weird as it is I love how much your dad still finds your mum sexy as hell...it's nice to see with older couples
Not even a rock feature 😂😂😂
It's no different to overweight women "celebrating" body positivity. Opposite ends of the same extreme. Both bad for your health, but if society is applauding the notion at one end, then it's only fair they show the same support at the other end of the scale.
I find it hard to believe *Russell* remembers mix tapes.
He's 43. He just looks 27
@@panda4247 well holy shyte
@@panda4247whoa! He genuinely looks the same as when I first saw him 10+ years ago 😂
Hilarious x
this guy is
5:06 You missed a prime joke! "Oh! It's my birthday! I'm 69!!!" "No, dear, you're 47, we're doing a 69! Get your head in the game! Literally!!"🤣🤣
"Fanny like Jon Snow's coat" I'm done😂😂 "you've got our brain in your mouth"😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜
me watching this, and here's an actual conversation between me and my British partner as I was watching this, for context we were talking about me flying to the UK and what to do for dinner in the first week I'm there. we like to try out new things be it vegan, vegetarian or just normal recipes.
*him*: so, i would like to get more experimental with food when you get here
*me*: what do you mean
*him*: what do you think it means? because i don't mean covering your body in custard and licking it off
*me*: ...why did you have to put that image in my head as I'm watching a video about a guy praising blowjobs... don't ask
*him*: oh I'm asking! what the fuck!
hope anyone got a good laugh out of this coincidence like we did
Well I now know what I'm doing for dinner tomorrow lmao
@@Cynixx Rubbing your partner up in custard and licking it off?
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Just commenting for the algorithm 🤍🖤
Missed opportunity for a “Little Mermaid Under the Sea” reference.
sadly so much of this is true...
Orange people on an island.. amen!
I also giggle extra-hard when I hear "fanny" in British programming because in the US, "fanny" is a cutesy euphemism for ass (like "bum") but I learned in college that in the UK it's the equivalent of "pussy."
same is the word minge
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8:26 my parents are on vacation and my dad texted me some of the pics…with the added comment on how hot my mom is. 😂
The skinny rib thing, makes me want to grab a stick and reminis my youth, of running the stick along the picket fence.
😂😂😂 deaaad 😂😂
😂🙌
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😂😂Warning, if your eating or drinking, finish b4 u watch. The fucker will make u either spit it out or worse it will come out your nose.
Is that slang for mixed tapes?
I no longer look at men as heroes…or even equals.
It’s just the way it is.
Get out more.
@@sands7779 Not a solution, just another useless male suggestion. Unsurprising.
I admire the honesty. Most women don't have the balls to own their misandry. Good for you, Charlotte 👍
@@AquarianAgeApostle It is my experience of men, they’re just no good.
In most cases you are what you attract. If you attract a-holes, you're probably an a-hole.
I think you're right to stay away from men, they don't deserve you. Just in case you missed it - that isn't a compliment.
You're in my debut book ❤ I hope I've given you enough content to joke about haha real issues faced by REAL people in England 2023 I am donating to charity for our mental health ❤ PLEASE let's get this seen people ❤ if I can help just one person I will have achieved my goal ❤
Holy crap, was Stewart Lee wrong about this particular one of the russels?
Stewart Lee is never wrong about other comedians.
@@AquarianAgeApostle Yep, I have to agree - I watched the whole show and I have to say, after a while, the constant jumping around and yelling started to annoy me.
Edit: Brilliant, now I'm thinking about Richard the hamster Hammond, who is not even a real hamster. This won't be a problem, that sentence revolving around my head, as I get back to work, nono.... Thanks for that. ;D
I would love to play some hard women's abs... But I'm woman so what I know 😁
I am super skinny, it's not something i can do much about. Since i just can't gain much weight, but tbh the sight of ribs creeps me out. I can see my own a bit and it just kinda makes me gag a little.
Word, me too. Lifting weights helps thoa
I will be 65 on Halloween, I gave a dating site one last chance, it didn’t go well! I have my hair short because it’s easier to take care plus hot flashes are not fun!
The first man I talk to wanted to know if my hair is still short as pictured and why?
Obviously men are still picky and must change a woman!
I’m not looking for another husband, but a little male championship would be nice!
I’ll keep adding years to abstinence!
I think the abstinence idea is a good one. Probably best for you and the men you might spend time with.