Eddie B jokes about mandatory self defense training for teachers (CPI)🤣🤣

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  • @yluvs2motivate
    @yluvs2motivate 11 місяців тому +140

    I’m CPI trained, but I’m HOOD trained too. 😅

    • @cemathis985
      @cemathis985 11 місяців тому +9

      😂

    • @yousexymf
      @yousexymf 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kayesmith2518
      @kayesmith2518 10 місяців тому +10

      That part!!!

    • @yluvs2motivate
      @yluvs2motivate 10 місяців тому +12

      @@kayesmith2518 For real! I will not allow a child to put their hands on me. The educational system got it all the way messed up. I get paid to teach, not to be hit on.

    • @sisvswann1897
      @sisvswann1897 10 місяців тому +2

      #Yessss #PERIODT.

  • @lenabutterflykisses2853
    @lenabutterflykisses2853 11 місяців тому +92

    I think he should travel to all the schools around the world to make the teachers laugh. 😂😂😂😂

    • @bethgork7332
      @bethgork7332 10 місяців тому +2

      Saw him in ATL, he’s amazing!! My face hurt from laughing so hard! 😂❤

    • @preedestined1
      @preedestined1 6 місяців тому

      For sure! That would be epic! Even colleges!!🤭🤭 He hilarious!

  • @joemomma3208
    @joemomma3208 11 місяців тому +136

    the best “CPI” is “Corporal Punishment Instituted” but I digress! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Comedianeddieb
      @Comedianeddieb  11 місяців тому +28

      I wish I could like this 100x’s

    • @SonyaHudson
      @SonyaHudson 11 місяців тому +11

      @JoeMomma3208 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 I needed that acronym when I worked in education. I fired them in August 2022 after 22 year's in secondary education. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @neddings5
      @neddings5 11 місяців тому +6

      Preach, I would rather be punished at school. If my parents or grandparents found out, I was ☠️💀

    • @stephanies3862
      @stephanies3862 11 місяців тому +5

      Exactly 💯

    • @jacquelynjefferson1245
      @jacquelynjefferson1245 3 місяці тому

      Right!

  • @dawnwalton1099
    @dawnwalton1099 11 місяців тому +152

    He ain’t lying. They trained the NTA’s at my school how to restrain an aggressive student then they told the teaching staff that we are not legally permitted to restrain any student. Now mind you there are no NTA’s within the classroom so you have to be able to contact the NTA to come and help you. So the teaching staff amongst ourselves decided if you’re being choked or hit or having things thrown at you, you better defend yourself and worry about the write up later. JS

    • @CStone-xn4oy
      @CStone-xn4oy 11 місяців тому +11

      Don't quote me on this but I seem to remember from training that there are two scenarios where you can restrain a student physically: If they are putting themselves, or someone else (including you), in imminent physical danger of harm. The example given was you can grab a student to stop them from running into a street when you see a car coming that would likely hit the student. I have restrained students who were fighting on two occasions in my career (at different schools) and nobody told me I did anything wrong.

    • @dawnwalton1099
      @dawnwalton1099 11 місяців тому +10

      @@CStone-xn4oy well consider yourself blessed because they specifically and directly told the teaching staff that we could not restrain a student because parents could sue us and put our teaching certification in jeopardy. Under our jurisdiction NTA’s who received training and were certified from the training had the authority to restrain a student. So good luck to us.

    • @MsJoyce31202
      @MsJoyce31202 11 місяців тому +1

      👏👏👏👏

    • @madhatter1504
      @madhatter1504 11 місяців тому +1

      Could you aquire the certification yourself?

    • @dawnwalton1099
      @dawnwalton1099 11 місяців тому

      @@madhatter1504 where I’m from the course or training is only offered to NTA staff only. because they have the lease to lose if sued. NTA’s are not required to receive a degree and a certification in their skill to work but a teacher is required to obtain a degree along with being tested to obtain a teaching certification. So having the NTA’s trained on how to handle aggressive students means that there is less risk of being sued because the NTA’s won’t lose the ability to work. However a teacher will lose their ability to teach anywhere at a higher level if they lose their certification and they won’t receive a greater pay rate than a non certified teacher which school no longer want to hire because parents want teachers who have the highest level of skill that has been state tested and certified in that skill level for teachers.

  • @jacquelinemann570
    @jacquelinemann570 11 місяців тому +110

    Eddie B's CPI course:
    1. Increase space between self and student.
    2. Clarify the student's intentions ("Who you said you gone choke?")
    3. Call for help preemptively. (Push the button).
    4. Help the student re-evaluate their choices.
    5. Remind the class of your expectations. (""Anybody else?")

    • @Pony23tail
      @Pony23tail 11 місяців тому +17

      @jacquelinemann570 That is correct, your notes are superb. Thank you for paying attention 🤣!

    • @ms.n4878
      @ms.n4878 11 місяців тому +10

      YES!!!😂😂🤭😂

    • @tashinaking3198
      @tashinaking3198 10 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lindajohnson1873
      @lindajohnson1873 10 місяців тому +2

      That “help the student re-evaluate their choices” had me hollering!!! I ❤ your word choice!!

    • @kameiapoindexter1719
      @kameiapoindexter1719 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DE_Impeccable_Man
    @DE_Impeccable_Man 11 місяців тому +56

    Choke me?? Procedures to get away?? Awwwww hell Naw. You go ahead fundraising bail money😂

  • @Ami-ml7gp
    @Ami-ml7gp 10 місяців тому +14

    LOL @ the janitor's booty FACTS. I teach at a behavior school and I have never pressed the button. I've told the kids if I ever press the button, you better hope their response time is impeccable...for your safety...

  • @deborahel5397
    @deborahel5397 11 місяців тому +36

    HEY 🥊 STOP CHOKING 🥊ME!
    😂😂😂

  • @JustLex98
    @JustLex98 11 місяців тому +60

    He is an absolute gem. I didn’t get to see his personage live, but he did a zoom call at one of my PDs. Had us rolling the entire time.

  • @elizabethwagner9479
    @elizabethwagner9479 11 місяців тому +46

    I just did my refresher course today! I am crying!!! Yes, 1st step - please stop choking me. Thank you, thank you, EDDIE B. !!

  • @ElEv8teMyMind
    @ElEv8teMyMind 11 місяців тому +38

    I'm not a teacher, but your comedy is Universal for Everyone 🤣🤣. Non teachers want tickets, too. You are Much Needed Comedy brotha! ❤😂

  • @maryandsamsbabygirl4988
    @maryandsamsbabygirl4988 11 місяців тому +46

    I love Eddie B.! He's so funny 😂

  • @stayconsistent
    @stayconsistent 11 місяців тому +16

    Bless yall teachers! It ain’t for the weak

  • @spw0003
    @spw0003 11 місяців тому +24

    Tell the trufe and shame errybody!!!

  • @KatByte4U
    @KatByte4U 11 місяців тому +32

    Other people have no idea and think you're making it up. Thanks Eddie B. for the reality check in a hilarious way! I would share a particular situation which occurred before I had this particular PD, but on the grounds that I may incriminate myself... 🤐🤐🤐

    • @Pony23tail
      @Pony23tail 11 місяців тому +3

      @KatByte4U I approve this message 🤣

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 11 місяців тому +28

    Breakaway techniques 😂 we get taught this in hospitals, but it never goes to plan.

  • @wisepsi
    @wisepsi 10 місяців тому +18

    I used to teach CPI. When I went to the recertification class for instructors, I was shocked at the shenanigans they teach for the school setting! Y'all need the version they teach to the psych/behavior hospital staff!

    • @lizlafferty1278
      @lizlafferty1278 10 місяців тому

      Re: the psych/behavior hospital staff violence training; put mattresses in classrooms?

  • @tommiegirl2441
    @tommiegirl2441 11 місяців тому +40

    I laughed way too hard at this! I love this guy so much! Because as a former lunch lady, I can tell you that there are no lies detected. Those defense classes are a joke. And then when the situation actually takes place, the teacher employing the (absolutely correct!) Eddie B. Method of Dealing With These Damn Fool Kids is being recorded by 10 students with phones- and guess who gets in trouble? It’s a sad state of affairs. I got Eddie’s back! 😂😂😂

  • @juliegood7999
    @juliegood7999 11 місяців тому +20

    Been to that training…dem facts

  • @zoritsanepenthe638
    @zoritsanepenthe638 11 місяців тому +25

    This year they changed my training to CPI Verbal only. So I can just kindly explain why choking me is not a good idea 😖while being choked. I let my CPR card expire…..no one worth saving if I can’t save myself

  • @najetteroberts5553
    @najetteroberts5553 11 місяців тому +10

    I adore you Eddie B!!! Too funny. You know you are in trouble when they say it is serious business. 😂😂

  • @rainbowens4712
    @rainbowens4712 10 місяців тому +2

    Wait on help to come 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sabrinamyers5054
    @sabrinamyers5054 11 місяців тому +8

    Im not a teacher,but i love eddie...he be having my dying especially when he be doing commentary on things that come on the news about teachers...❤❤❤

  • @truth4you349
    @truth4you349 11 місяців тому +14

    First. I love EddieB!!!

  • @SusanOCSD
    @SusanOCSD 8 місяців тому +2

    Being a retired peace officer, I had a LOT of questions for this portion of CPI. The escape move only worked with the student's hands in a certain position. Move the hands a few inches and the tactic became useless. Don't let the student get that close in the first place.

  • @MariJohn1267
    @MariJohn1267 11 місяців тому +8

    Ain't 'gon get 2 "already choking"! Food, healthcare, and cable is free in 'da jail.

  • @MsBG-ye6vy
    @MsBG-ye6vy 11 місяців тому +6

    I’m screaming…we just had this training at work. I wish I’d seen this video sooner…I know I wouldn’t have made it through 😂😂

  • @joycewashington4925
    @joycewashington4925 11 місяців тому +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your reality so real. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arlenetatum9511
    @arlenetatum9511 10 місяців тому +4

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣💞

  • @denisenelson853
    @denisenelson853 10 місяців тому +4

    You make my day 🤣🤣🤣 You are the light and Savio for a lot of teachers and others. You keep us laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love You ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lisawilkerson8408
    @lisawilkerson8408 11 місяців тому +4

    Please think about me on January 26th when I will be Professionally developed in CPI ( Crisis Prevention Institute). I have said I work at high school, I am 56, 5'5 have a bad back and bad knees. By the time help arrives i would be seriously hurt. Now the talking part of the program i get. In that part we are supposed to talk the student down. Now all this takes place while the other students education is interrupted.

  • @stephanies3862
    @stephanies3862 11 місяців тому +4

    😂 🤣🤣 Omg..I need to see you live, Eddie!

  • @trinahinton3612
    @trinahinton3612 11 місяців тому +10

    He is so comical! Speaking facts 💯 👏 🙌 😤 😌 👌

  • @kdon752012
    @kdon752012 11 місяців тому +12

    As a CPI instructor..iykyk

  • @cassybrown8532
    @cassybrown8532 11 місяців тому +6

    “He need sum milk” 😅

  • @DanielleWilliams-kf1kt
    @DanielleWilliams-kf1kt 11 місяців тому +18

    I laughed during the whole time of my training, talked to my class social worker, and then played spades on my phone...LMBO 😂😂😂😂
    He is absolutely correct, I love his comedy AND school administration is a pure joke!

  • @cutenobi
    @cutenobi 11 місяців тому +14

    He’s telling the truth which is so sad.

  • @jbeezy9968
    @jbeezy9968 10 місяців тому +4

    OMG! This is so true! I’ve been working with ED children for 37 yrs so I have had 37 trainings which by the way we are not allowed to use but they say they have to train us for legal reasons 😂

  • @Chris-wl7nl
    @Chris-wl7nl 11 місяців тому +6

    The moment this training is mandatory in my district, is the moment I quit. Unreal.

  • @lynnmaholias2879
    @lynnmaholias2879 10 місяців тому +5

    A student had me by the lariat and was punching me repeatedly in the face. One of my third grade students jumped on his back and so now Im on my back, getting choked and punched with two students on top of me. It took two male coworkers to get him off me but they still couldn’t get him to loosen his hold on my lariat and he head butted me once in the cheek bone and once in the forehead before they were able to put him in a hold.

    • @cherylparker891
      @cherylparker891 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m so sorry that happened to you 😢

    • @lynnmaholias2879
      @lynnmaholias2879 7 місяців тому +1

      @@cherylparker891 thank you but I didn’t shed a tear that was my seventh assault by a student. If you don’t fight back it is a felony charge and I always press charges. It is the only way to get them help communication in school are ineffective.

  • @denisemoon9572
    @denisemoon9572 10 місяців тому +2

    At my school we were instructed to break up fights without touching the students. Needless to say I was called to the office to explain why I was unable to stop a fight at the opposite end of my hall…😂 I just laughed!

  • @tamalanicole6328
    @tamalanicole6328 10 місяців тому +2

    In-service meeting be like...
    Real life service be like... job will be lost

  • @2Cuteandcrazycats
    @2Cuteandcrazycats 11 місяців тому +8

    This 😂😂😂 !

  • @lorettacox7990
    @lorettacox7990 11 місяців тому +8

    Absolutely Hilarious 👏🏾

  • @docexplorations9768
    @docexplorations9768 11 місяців тому +6

    This is too funny. Oh my goodness. He gone wear a behind whooping first and I'll worry about write up later. 😂😊😂😊 I am a teacher/educator and I will not be doing stupid stuff. Been in the game over 23 years...a child will not be choking me.

  • @music4god2
    @music4god2 11 місяців тому +4

    The scream i just let go at this!!!!! Listen, "ain't no way "🎶 Sorry my REFLEXES aren't set up like this. CHOKING ME AND I SAY, "WHAT?" I don't even know if I'd have enough breath. 😮😮😡
    Y'all bugging.

  • @stacynewton34
    @stacynewton34 11 місяців тому +4

    Why these kids act. Teachers yall better not listen to they BS .and handle them the way they asking

  • @joyceburns7637
    @joyceburns7637 11 місяців тому +8

    I’ve been kicked, hit, shoved down stairs, and spit on!

    • @KatByte4U
      @KatByte4U 11 місяців тому +5

      😢😢😢

    • @marcato13
      @marcato13 11 місяців тому +7

      Are you still teaching? That's too much. How did you handle those situations? Did admin support you?

  • @krystalperez9324
    @krystalperez9324 10 місяців тому +2

    My district only CPI trains Special ED teachers and paras and because nobody else is trained they pull us to help other teachers and staff. Why is it so hard to just train everyone?

  • @janetludwig9948
    @janetludwig9948 10 місяців тому

    BRILLIANT!!!! As always!!!

  • @MrsReyes-ku3si
    @MrsReyes-ku3si 11 місяців тому +3

    All that training and we don’t know what we would do if it happens

  • @sassycinderellatamara1976
    @sassycinderellatamara1976 10 місяців тому +1

    5:20 had me in tears!! lol

  • @sherylloftin-booth4423
    @sherylloftin-booth4423 5 місяців тому +1

    😂I believe that’s the day I’m going to jail I truly will forget all them steps the day I have to fight off a high school student at my job & I’m old & handicapped too 😳No sir we scrapping for sure because I need the rest my years & I’m not going down as a victim..

  • @octaviasimmons7033
    @octaviasimmons7033 10 місяців тому

    😂 and the one biting is crazy too! WHO bout to “feed” the bite???

  • @sharonhuffaker4405
    @sharonhuffaker4405 10 місяців тому +1

    At what point do you tell the student to go sit down in their seat.

  • @helenwashington7664
    @helenwashington7664 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m TCI and CPI trained and certified. And I don’t wanna ……

  • @johnarhodes3748
    @johnarhodes3748 11 місяців тому +1

    Well stated!😂

  • @Moniques007
    @Moniques007 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @Qadmiy_El
    @Qadmiy_El 10 місяців тому +2

    You guys are being trained wrong, according to the manual your supposed to say...*I see you need something, what can I help you with? Please use your words so that I can understand you and help you."

  • @Ice-c-o8q
    @Ice-c-o8q 10 місяців тому +1

    Man...when I was in school the rule was if a student hit a teacher they could hit them back. Saw it once in second grade a girl slapped my teacher as hard as she could. My teacher did likewise and took her to the office. I'm not sure that girl ever came back to our class.

  • @neshastephenson290
    @neshastephenson290 10 місяців тому

    Where is this tour? Me and my teacher friends need to go 😂😂😂

  • @christinesibona6553
    @christinesibona6553 10 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @ADR1906
    @ADR1906 16 днів тому

    My Boy Eddie B

  • @tbrooks5015
    @tbrooks5015 11 місяців тому +3

    💯

  • @DuckIsHerehah
    @DuckIsHerehah Місяць тому +1

    He came to my school today😮😮

  • @d_iron_temple
    @d_iron_temple 3 місяці тому

    Lord they’re making teachers do CPI training? That’s the training we did at the detention center.

  • @justmeprematee
    @justmeprematee 11 місяців тому +4

    Probably good that I teach online now cuz, I know me. Youngest child, only girl, hood life will be no doubt be triggered🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @alisasanders3
    @alisasanders3 8 місяців тому

    He is telling the truth 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @captainawesome7316
    @captainawesome7316 8 місяців тому +1

    I took that too. Help training is worse

  • @bregeorge4622
    @bregeorge4622 11 місяців тому +1

    Come to New Orleans

  • @denisebox3465
    @denisebox3465 10 місяців тому

    Hes not lying.

  • @abbym3915
    @abbym3915 11 місяців тому +2

    I went through CPI once, I think. SCM (Safe Crisis Management) I go through every year and works better. I will say, I have not been choked. Hit, kicked, spit at, etc though. . .yes. I kind of feel like CPI is a joke itself.

  • @hislilsister
    @hislilsister 10 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂

  • @johninsalisbury2010
    @johninsalisbury2010 8 місяців тому

    reminds me of RSS in NC, you defend yourself you get fired

  • @juliegood7999
    @juliegood7999 11 місяців тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lakeisiadarensbourg4489
    @lakeisiadarensbourg4489 10 місяців тому

    Same training they give us in psych facilities 😂

  • @coym5452
    @coym5452 3 місяці тому

    I’m in healthcare and we do CPI as well ahaha

  • @ighdesigns
    @ighdesigns 9 днів тому

    Had a “kid” who was at least twice my size, flip a desk in the class, pound his chest like King Kong, and I got in trouble for not being able to control him.

  • @saradavis9137
    @saradavis9137 11 місяців тому +2

    Lmao!!!

  • @firefly_aquarius_6464
    @firefly_aquarius_6464 Місяць тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯

  • @roneikasmithhollis2681
    @roneikasmithhollis2681 3 місяці тому

    I'm MANT, TCI, and CPI certified but that goes out the window when you fighting for your life!! I'm a Street fighter from Mortal Combat all day!!!

  • @alisasanders3
    @alisasanders3 8 місяців тому

    I'm cpi trained, I was like "for real?"

  • @meyoshilee120
    @meyoshilee120 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kathleenwiggins6166
    @kathleenwiggins6166 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious

  • @EmbracingElevation
    @EmbracingElevation 10 місяців тому +2

    I was a trainer of CPI for over 10 years and have used the methods, and to be fair, the PREVENTION/de-escalation can truly work to prevent harm.

  • @kendretripp3766
    @kendretripp3766 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂