Checklist: - amogus ☑️ - bad mic ☑️ - random farts and funny sounds ☑️ - badly cropped dracula saying "haha" ☑️ - toothpaste shitting, but sussy ☑️ - rick roll ☑️ Ok I think imma laugh now
I’m not even joking but this man is a comedic genius. The format of the jokes and the style, all falling together fits so well and it works to the point where I wonder how someone can be this intelligent.
Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed shoot 'em up video game developed and published by HappySoft, a doujin game developer, for the Super Famicom. It was released in Japan in 1995, being sold as cartridges and floppy disks.
Translation: "Friends" is a american series acting on the comedy genre, wich was produced since 2012. Featuring: Koafū Fugǒsunì Prìetsel Mǒnikā "Haie xienti hatamaruye" (inaudible)
the amogus is engraved in my brain everywhere I go even in my youtube recommendations, in different countries, on the toilet, but thank you bread defender for powering my greatest dreams and best nightmares too
In 2018, a group of developers had began working on a small game known as Among Us. The game was similar to a find-the-mole game where you, a crewmate, try to rat out the Imposter. The game was simple, but showed no popularity until mid-2020. A few UA-camrs and streamers began playing it, and then it caught on. The game had a wholesome community, until that day. A meme was made about the Imposter. The Imposter didn't like this. After two years, the game had met its final peak before the infection. It began in a Subway in New York City. A man had seen a trashcan similar to the Among Us crewmate. He didn't think of it at first, but he took a picture for the lolz. He sent it to a meme site, and it spread faster than fast could fast fast. The man in question was found dead in his apartment a few months later. A note was found on his desk stating, quote. "When among us gets deleted and we all stop suffering. God help me, god help us. Everywhere I go I see it. I went to bed late last night. I had a dream. Red told me I was sus, and that the imposter is truly not who I thought it was. Inside, the imposter is me. Its all of us. They are indeed among us. Feeding off of the internet and the power we give them. Innersloth lied to us. It was supposed to be a fun game not another damn virus that we have to quarantine from. They said it wouldn't last long. I've been quarantined for seven months now. They enrolled me in some therapy. It helps me cope. It doesn't help the nightmares I have. No matter how I look at it the imposter... the imposter is me. I have a pistol somewhere in my house. I'm thinking of just ending it. I'm tired of being sus, I'm tired of... *Among Us...* They won't leave me. They won't leave you. Stop reading. It's affecting you. It's in you... *I'm sorry.* There's no way to stop it. No way to stop writing about the pain we've suffered. You'll spread it faster and faster, in UA-cam comment section or, really anywhere. Elon Musk, a news reporter of of which I've forgotten the name... *It's out.* It's with us. It's. Among Us." After the incident, the many investigators on the scene began pronouncing Among Us as "Amogus" and so on. AMOGU-16 was born. After the incident, memes about the game were everywhere. Then the beast was born. A man had walked up to a small dome, containing a trashcan. The man imagined the trashcan as the Amogus. Then it happened. Years of human evolution, destroyed by our own brain. 23 years have passed since the Amogus Incident. Once 7 Billion, now 3 Billion. Its out. Its... *Among us.*
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every day we descend further and further into madness.
Wait didn't we already hit rock bottom ? (SpunchPob refrence)
Finally! A normal talking person in these comments!
or we ascend further and further into enlightenment
but whats the difference (:
im pretty sure by madness he means greatness but he's got the spirit
*tiky madness plays*
Checklist:
- amogus ☑️
- bad mic ☑️
- random farts and funny sounds ☑️
- badly cropped dracula saying "haha" ☑️
- toothpaste shitting, but sussy ☑️
- rick roll ☑️
Ok I think imma laugh now
Haha jonathan, you are banging amogus
Haha jonathan, you are sus
@Danish Dhiaurrahman number 6, a man
LES GOO
Tony zaret
Samsung has the best advertisement ever
Bread Defender:"I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
*BRICOCOLUS*
Toothpastus
Smithus got hit by monkus
fluoridus
U NAUGHTY SUSSY B-BAKA
👉😳👈
😳😳🟥🟥🟥😳
😳🟥🟥⬜️⬜️😳
😳🟥🟥🟥🟥😳
😳😳🟥🟥🟥😳
😳😳🟥😳🟥😳
When the imposter is minty fresh🤨
Impostor be shitting mint tho
Amogus
Anime pfp 🤨
😳
😳
The “haha” is what got me
Haha Jonathan you're **FARDING** my daughter
fard
Same lmao
@@rookus2391 shfardart
Me: *Uses Phone while brushing teeth*
*looks at android robot*
Me: “SUS” *amogus drip intensifies*
*BRUCOCOLUS*
Hi I'm early
@@prakharmishra5583 Hi Early, I’m dad
@@lildiny6396 🥦→ ꩜→ඞ
yes
0:19 When you realise Jonathan is engaging in *high-intensity* exercise with your daughter.
I’m not even joking but this man is a comedic genius. The format of the jokes and the style, all falling together fits so well and it works to the point where I wonder how someone can be this intelligent.
Same pfp yo
@@mantamouse1654 🐈🤝🐈
*sarcasm
@@lucasual9905 less go!
I demand you extract Tony Zaret from this "humorous animated rigmarole" and put him back in his UA-cam Channel right this second!
Agreed
I am the Riddler! Ha Ha ! Press "Like" on this comment if you are scared of "The Riddler" and hate L*btards
When Tony Zaret is SUS
The Nerd: "You forgot the homework"
Me: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片，
在香港这座城市的设置。
主演：钱德勒
索罗斯
傅博斯1
瑞秋
莫妮卡
和一些其他他妈的演员。
我们对爱并不陌生 你知道规则，我也知道 一个完整的承诺就是我的想法 你不会从任何其他人那里得到这个 我只想告诉你我的感受 必须让你明白 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 我们认识这么久 你的心一直在痛，但 你太害羞不敢说 在里面，我们都知道发生了什么 我们知道这个游戏，我们会玩它 如果你问我感觉如何 别告诉我你太瞎了看不见 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 （哦，放弃你） （哦，放弃你） 永远不会给，永远不会给 （放弃你） 永远不会给，永远不会给 （放弃你） 我们认识这么久 你的心一直在痛，但 你太害羞不敢说 在里面，我们都知道发生了什么 我们知道这个游戏，我们会玩它 我只想告诉你我的感受 必须让你明白 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你
Tiananmen Massacre
Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed shoot 'em up video game developed and published by HappySoft, a doujin game developer, for the Super Famicom. It was released in Japan in 1995, being sold as cartridges and floppy disks.
Translation: "Friends" is a american series acting on the comedy genre, wich was produced since 2012.
Featuring: Koafū
Fugǒsunì
Prìetsel
Mǒnikā
"Haie xienti hatamaruye" (inaudible)
When the "Zaret" doesn't see Among Us: I am Sad! Waah waah!
When Zaret see Among Us: Yay! Yahoo! Wohoo! I Am "Zaret"
Another day, another amogus shitpost, well done on your job, Bread Defender. Also, congrats on 100K subs
The toothpaste brand that 10/10 dentists would recommend.
0:14 is literally my brain in class
Shoutouts to my man “Tony Zaret”, the face of the video
amogus shidding toofpaste 😔✋
a modern classic
the amogus is engraved in my brain everywhere I go even in my youtube recommendations, in different countries, on the toilet, but thank you bread defender for powering my greatest dreams and best nightmares too
When you find out you live on earth: EARTHUS
That's sus
Amogus
Houseus
Toothsus
haha bread defender you're banging my *braincells!*
I think my laughter took the express delivery for this one.
Ok the fact that this made me laugh, causes me to have an extreme existential crisis
Tony Zaret moment
Tony zaret confirmed
Imagine the next generation looking back at this
I don't think they would even laugh
Europeans: colonizing Ethiopia
Also Europeans: ZULUSS
Zuluss is local population of Ethiopia
I literally can’t take this anymore I’m losing my grasp on reality
0:17 i swear i can hear singing turtle in the background
this is a masterpiece
Congrats on 100k subscribers!
Suscribus
@@giancarlo418 Sus
I think this channel is a social experiment: "How devoid of logic and context can a meme get, before people stop finding it funny?"
Even this toothpaste won't satisfy the 10th doctor.
When humour evolves past itself into a higher concept uniting millions of people around the world
I like how nobody is mentioning how Feel Special by Twice is playing in the background @ 0:16 😭😭
Couldn't really process it amid the chaotic audio, and also i was laughing god please help me
Good.
0:18 why I fucking laughed so hard at that "HAHA" ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Hahs
*When you're watching 100+++ memes per day be like:*
When 1 in 10 dentists is sus
The guy in the video is tony Zaret
Daddy Zaret deserves the recognition
0:14 so no one gonna talk about twice background music😂😂😂
you make me feel **HEAVY SHIT SOUNDS**
LMFAO ITS TONY ZARET
Congratz for the 100K!
I can't believe this wasn't in 8K
i like how this blue amogus was coming when he say also me
Pokemon cries after each evolution:
0:09 First Form
0:04 Second Form
0:01 Final Form
Congratulations Bread Defender, YOU GOT 100K SUBS :D
“Haha Johnathan, you shat toothpaste all over my daughter”
"Tony zaret"
100k! Congrats!
Happy 100k subscribers!!
Happy 100k subs bread defender
Congrats on 100k!
when the impostor is breath freshening
The fact that I got a Toothpaste ad before this
YOOOOOOO MY MAN TONY ZARET
100k congrats bread!
a m o g u s (congrats on 100k)
Congrats 100k bro 🎉
this video is terrifying with surround sound
That's what I pay the Internet for, AMOGUS.
Grats on 100k :)
NUMBER 6: Man URINATES on fellow PASSENGER for not being allowed to SMOKE
Happy 100K my dude
congrats on 100k!
In 2018, a group of developers had began working on a small game known as Among Us. The game was similar to a find-the-mole game where you, a crewmate, try to rat out the Imposter. The game was simple, but showed no popularity until mid-2020.
A few UA-camrs and streamers began playing it, and then it caught on. The game had a wholesome community, until that day.
A meme was made about the Imposter.
The Imposter didn't like this.
After two years, the game had met its final peak before the infection.
It began in a Subway in New York City. A man had seen a trashcan similar to the Among Us crewmate. He didn't think of it at first, but he took a picture for the lolz.
He sent it to a meme site, and it spread faster than fast could fast fast.
The man in question was found dead in his apartment a few months later. A note was found on his desk stating, quote.
"When among us gets deleted and we all stop suffering. God help me, god help us. Everywhere I go I see it. I went to bed late last night. I had a dream. Red told me I was sus, and that the imposter is truly not who I thought it was. Inside, the imposter is me. Its all of us. They are indeed among us. Feeding off of the internet and the power we give them. Innersloth lied to us. It was supposed to be a fun game not another damn virus that we have to quarantine from. They said it wouldn't last long. I've been quarantined for seven months now. They enrolled me in some therapy. It helps me cope. It doesn't help the nightmares I have. No matter how I look at it the imposter... the imposter is me. I have a pistol somewhere in my house. I'm thinking of just ending it. I'm tired of being sus, I'm tired of...
*Among Us...*
They won't leave me. They won't leave you. Stop reading. It's affecting you. It's in you...
*I'm sorry.*
There's no way to stop it. No way to stop writing about the pain we've suffered. You'll spread it faster and faster, in UA-cam comment section or, really anywhere. Elon Musk, a news reporter of of which I've forgotten the name...
*It's out.*
It's with us. It's. Among Us."
After the incident, the many investigators on the scene began pronouncing Among Us as "Amogus" and so on. AMOGU-16 was born.
After the incident, memes about the game were everywhere. Then the beast was born. A man had walked up to a small dome, containing a trashcan. The man imagined the trashcan as the Amogus.
Then it happened. Years of human evolution, destroyed by our own brain.
23 years have passed since the Amogus Incident. Once 7 Billion, now 3 Billion.
Its out. Its...
*Among us.*
I actually first saw among us video in late 2019. It's about a ghost among us fanart.
i'm so used to these memes, that the only thing that surprises me was hearing twice's feel special XD
Happy 100k bro
Bread Defender is becoming kracc bacc
wow this is literally me when amogus toothpaste
Congrats on having 100k impoopster
Congrats on 100k
Congrats on the 100k Subs 🎉🎉🎉 *LESSSSGOOOOO*
congrats on 100k mate
i have nothing to do with my life except watch these videos
Amogus
@@mrvercetti8173 is dead
Congratulations for 100k subs 🎉🎈
I am glad you used my "high quality" photoshop of amogus toothpaste
congrats on 100k
every day the apocalypse stops being a fear and becomes a hope 😂
I like how this Amogus apears some where when you say Also me
The toothpaste shided hahahaha 🔥💯🔥🤣😂💯🤣🤣🔥😂😂😂
Congratulations on getting 100k
I'm never gonna brush my teeth the same way ever again
congrats on 100k subs
“No. Just no.” (Copyright 2021 tony zaret all rights reserved)
Tony Zaret
My humour just evolving to Amogus
0:15 "you make me feel special-"
no
congrats on 100k subscribers
So I guess thats the best 100k Special on earth
the fact that i watched this is less incredible than the fact that my humor has been bent over the past few years to enjoy it.
Toothpastus
This is one of the best things ever in the universe
this is certified toothpaste moment
0:21 *NUMBER 12 COCC*
A true masterpiece of 2021 humor
Nation anthem of the internet
Bread Defender on his way to become verified
Congrats for 100.000K SUScriber
Happy 100.000 Subscriber!
U deserve it
Every time he posts an amogus video
haha jonathan is always there
Everyone gangsta until amogus starts farding sus toothpaste😳😳