Trump Is Becoming More Erratic and Working Less: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump continuing to prove that he's an increasingly erratic president who's unfit for his job and apparently working even fewer hours and neglecting urgent issues.
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  • @darrylcarnell9095
    @darrylcarnell9095 7 років тому +500

    That "qualifies for unemployment" joke was gold.

    • @madoldbatwoman
      @madoldbatwoman 7 років тому +22

      Especially since unemployed is the only thing he's actually qualified for!

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 7 років тому +11

      All I could think was "DON'T give him any ideas!!"

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 7 років тому +21

      He's already in gvmt housing.

    • @vincentfranklin17
      @vincentfranklin17 7 років тому +2

      Darryl Carnell Yes it was!
      Loved it!

    • @jessicaoppegard6578
      @jessicaoppegard6578 5 років тому

      Darryl Carnell It really was!!

  • @toadsworld
    @toadsworld 7 років тому +443

    Man. It’s been so long since the last Closer Look! Welcome back, Seth!

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 7 років тому +61

    Did he actually just say "You're lucky I gave you that privilege" in reference to voting for him? I nearly threw up that was so nauseatingly arrogant.

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 7 років тому +336

    "You're so lucky I gave you that privilege to vote for me." That is the most disgusting statement of 2018 and we are only 9 days in. WTF!!!!!

    • @grouchypus
      @grouchypus 7 років тому +19

      words cannot aptly describe the horror

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 7 років тому +12

      iiiiiit's DONNY!
      Trumps America - where every day is a WTF day.

    • @gamingwithmaya502
      @gamingwithmaya502 7 років тому +4

      Give it a week. He will top that easily.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 7 років тому +6

      He sounded like such a Saturday morning cartoon villain when he said that. Except it was less funny and more gross.

    • @kathrynw3
      @kathrynw3 7 років тому +1

      100% DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv 7 років тому +279

    Steven Miller looks like how I imagine every bad guy in every book I read looks.

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 7 років тому +11

      I'm thinking he looks like the semi-retarded son of a Bond villain.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 7 років тому +8

      Well, he certainly looks like, sounds like, and acts like a minion of the main villain.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 7 років тому +10

      I just think of him as a young Montgomery Burns.

    • @Merlininsider
      @Merlininsider 7 років тому +1

      Does that mean you don't have enough imagination to picture a face with actual expressions? ;)

    • @berndb3141
      @berndb3141 7 років тому +1

      Stephen Miller looks like young Gargamel.

  • @itsmeshalabh
    @itsmeshalabh 7 років тому +88

    The lesser he works, the lesser damage he'd do..! It's a win-win for all. LOL..

    • @trantan833
      @trantan833 7 років тому

      Shalabh Mathur he still has to finish all the work, which means he will do it in that short amount of time.

    • @benshiffman7765
      @benshiffman7765 7 років тому +1

      tran tan you’re joking right?

    • @ansahs
      @ansahs 6 років тому +2

      Shalabh Mathur. I get what you're trying to say but no. No win win in this case

    • @AnujFalcon
      @AnujFalcon 5 років тому

      Or maybe loose with less damage. I guess Russia is done with him. So he has no more work to do.

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 7 років тому +329

    Trump's schedule is like an events calendar in a senior center...

    • @lasz1979
      @lasz1979 7 років тому +8

      The Thirteenth Doctor which is pretty much what the White House has become, and Trump is one of those super-entitled and rude retirement home residents.

    • @camillevoyage9727
      @camillevoyage9727 7 років тому +13

      I was thinking the same thing except for a preschool?? We had quiet time, play time, nap time etc lol

    • @coko6641
      @coko6641 7 років тому +8

      They have way more activities at a senior center.

    • @ReachSkyla
      @ReachSkyla 7 років тому +3

      Woo hoo 13th doctor!

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 7 років тому +1

      ReachSkyla Oh brilliant ☺️

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 7 років тому +177

    Wow, I guess Trump IS, like, really smart: he's the first president in history who figured out how to work less than not all.

    • @blackflagsnroses6013
      @blackflagsnroses6013 7 років тому +3

      brainflash1 And here I thought the President’s job was 24/7

    • @parveens5685
      @parveens5685 7 років тому +6

      Stable genius!! He also knew how to tap into the people who voted for him even though he sounds like a drunk donkey most the time!!

    • @blackflagsnroses6013
      @blackflagsnroses6013 7 років тому +2

      P S personality cults, when will we learn...

    • @AMcGrath82
      @AMcGrath82 7 років тому +4

      It's almost like risking the entire country's well-being just to feed your laziness is something other Presidents just wouldn't stoop to.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 7 років тому +2

      +Ruben Avalos It is: 24 minutes and 7 seconds each day.

  • @gleegirltayler934
    @gleegirltayler934 5 років тому +9

    “he wasn’t born he just appeared after someone read an edgar allen poe story into a cracked mirror” DEAD

  • @Anencephalous
    @Anencephalous 7 років тому +186

    It’s been so long, I’ve missed you Seth.

  • @RosySpeaks
    @RosySpeaks 7 років тому +120

    The despacito joke is so true

  • @TheIslandScribe
    @TheIslandScribe 7 років тому +207

    Heck, I know the words to the US National Anthem...and I'm Canadian.

    • @foofoothegreat
      @foofoothegreat 7 років тому +12

      TheIslandScribe there are quite a few clips of Canadian hockey fans finishing the American anthem... I think a lot of us know the lyrics!

    • @1985bjaycat
      @1985bjaycat 7 років тому +9

      TheIslandScribe yeah I think all of us Canadians could easily sing it. And possibly even America the Beautiful.

    • @inthemix7640
      @inthemix7640 7 років тому +14

      all I know is O Canada! O Canada! I should know the rest. thanks for being such good neighbors

    • @TheIslandScribe
      @TheIslandScribe 7 років тому +7

      That's a good start... (grin)

    • @foofoothegreat
      @foofoothegreat 7 років тому +5

      in themix love this post! Americans can be good neighbours too!

  • @kageshiro13
    @kageshiro13 7 років тому +127

    We missed you Seth!!!

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 7 років тому +91

    It's hard to feel bad about Trump working less hours. I'd prefer he worked zero hours as President.

    • @valerierodger7700
      @valerierodger7700 7 років тому +12

      Jim Fortune Yep, I'm always torn between wanting to point out the hypocrisy regarding all the golfing he does and encouraging him to golf more . . .

    • @nickb1973
      @nickb1973 7 років тому +1

      Jim Fortune hahahaha

  • @jessicaoppegard6578
    @jessicaoppegard6578 5 років тому +2

    A political genius? REALLY? 🤣🤣🤣 These never get old!

  • @oweno3703
    @oweno3703 7 років тому +305

    Can you even imagine if Obama had said: "You are so lucky I gave you the privilege to vote for me?"

    • @Citsatpans
      @Citsatpans 7 років тому +57

      Remember, these kind of things are only acceptable when done by a rich white man.

    • @jasonmcdowell2811
      @jasonmcdowell2811 7 років тому +14

      Angie Chan preeeety sure that has more to do with the fact that hes a republican. Who do you think they would lash out at if both Ben Carson and Obama said that?

    • @mightym1
      @mightym1 7 років тому +17

      Hells yeah they would have lashed out. Ben Carson too would have been seen as being too uppity. You saw what happened to Herman Cain after they found out he frolicked with a white woman... his behind was toast. But Mr. Grab-'em-in-the-P@!#$y is now Mr. President.

    • @naeonixion
      @naeonixion 7 років тому +23

      Pretty sure our president is effectively socially retarded.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 7 років тому +21

      That's the kind of thing a fucking supervillain would say. Hilarious yet sad.

  • @bitcoinkush6045
    @bitcoinkush6045 7 років тому +21

    Great Job at the Golden Globes Seth! But we needed you back to give us a closer look thanks!

  • @mjdunn943
    @mjdunn943 7 років тому +124

    Can we please find a copy of Obama's personal daily schedule and compare with Trump's :)

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +37

      The president wakes up pretty early, and his routine usually includes a morning workout before heading into the office.
      He arrives at the Oval Office between 8:30 and 9 a.m., and gets a rundown on the day's schedule from his personal secretary, Ferial Govashiri (right). (Trump starts at 11:30)
      At around 10 a.m., he receives the classified Presidential Daily Briefing from his National Security Advisor. Sometimes the briefing is delivered via tablet. (Trump still sleeps)
      see more here
      www.businessinsider.com/day-in-the-life-of-president-obama-2015-2?IR=T#the-president-wakes-up-pretty-early-and-his-routine-usually-includes-a-morning-workout-before-heading-into-the-office-1

    • @barneypotter3000
      @barneypotter3000 7 років тому +12

      Now that's a great idea Obama's normal day compared to Trump's 💪

    • @mjdunn943
      @mjdunn943 7 років тому +5

      TorianTammas Great! Thanks!

    • @mjdunn943
      @mjdunn943 7 років тому +1

      The Factor Show
      soooo true!

    • @mjdunn943
      @mjdunn943 7 років тому

      Barney Potter
      ;)

  • @FrankDeMarco
    @FrankDeMarco 7 років тому +505

    Welcome Back! Excellent work at the Golden Globes!

    • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
      @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 7 років тому +15

      Aww, you beat me to it. Loved that segment with Amy Poehler though.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 7 років тому +4

      He was alright, Ricky Gervais was way better.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 7 років тому +8

      True - but Ricky is legendary ... nobody could follow that.
      We must not be cruel just because "you're not Ricky Gervais". We were treated to something special, and we shouldn't hold any presenter anywhere close to the same standard.

    • @tonydistasi9349
      @tonydistasi9349 7 років тому

      he is not funny and is a jerk

  • @farfromfreaking
    @farfromfreaking 7 років тому +78

    He is not a self made millionaire, he got money from inheritance from his dad, and he didn't do anything to reality TV, other than get paid to say" you are fired". He is not a genius, he is a window licker who got lucky.

    • @johnnguyen3097
      @johnnguyen3097 7 років тому +1

      farfromfreaking... where have you been? I known people that blew millions of inheritance money on sex and drugs. He employed hundreds and thousands of people of all creed and colors, that is more than a lot of people.

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 7 років тому +15

      John Nguyen who? The Mexicans he’s desperate to deport until he needs cheap labor done??? He’d deport you too-don’t kid yourself. I see your last name. It’s not “American” enough for the likes of Trump.

    • @weirdish8383
      @weirdish8383 7 років тому +1

      MacyLouWho Ignorant fool, he only wants to deport illegals.

    • @nanahayles399
      @nanahayles399 7 років тому +6

      10k Subs Without Videos Challenge! Only illegals? That's why he's ending programs for Haitians and Salvadorians who are here legally? Please. He's looking to deport every brown person who doesn't have full citizenship, here legally or not.

    • @yolandawilson6145
      @yolandawilson6145 7 років тому +2

      farfromfreaking. Well said

  • @wlittle8908
    @wlittle8908 5 років тому +4

    This just keeps getting better and better.Seth I love you man! Keep it up.

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 7 років тому +191

    I need more "Executive Time".

    • @FreedomofSpeech865
      @FreedomofSpeech865 7 років тому +4

      anonagain same and I would be happy to start work at 11 am

    • @rosered6542
      @rosered6542 7 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @flyercurse
      @flyercurse 7 років тому

      I need "happy times" in my job but can't get my boss to approve them

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 7 років тому

      anonagain me too

    • @run-cnc
      @run-cnc 7 років тому +2

      golden showers and tanning beds for all!

  • @sterlingh9418
    @sterlingh9418 7 років тому +27

    Is it just me or does Miller's voice always sound like he's seconds away from breaking into tears?

  • @Literally_Anything_Else
    @Literally_Anything_Else 7 років тому +8

    "Executive Time"- I'm gonna start using that.

  • @joydancer2007
    @joydancer2007 7 років тому +96

    The speech to farmers in Tennessee was one of the scariest ever-- the audience was on it's feet applauding over and over about how lucky they were that Trump let them vote for him. The MOST scary was the Steven Miller interview...I watched them both before going to sleep and deeply regreted it. :)

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 7 років тому +12

      Allan Hardman frightening wasn’t it? The makings of a dictatorship. They need mindless cronies who will applaud the downfall of their own democratic process because they do not know what they’ve done.

    • @joydancer2007
      @joydancer2007 7 років тому

      :)

    • @ModMINI
      @ModMINI 7 років тому +1

      We'll know it's over when they make their own flags.

    • @killahlos7501
      @killahlos7501 7 років тому

      scary is that Hillary and her child pornography crew were going to be president lmao

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 7 років тому

      Real scary. You know, how they reported all that horrible stuff going on in the basement of that pizza place, that *didn't have a fucking basement*. Was it mole people? The Morlocs? Nobody knows for sure, all we do know is that if you believe in that bullshit, you're gullible enough to believe in Morlocs and mole people.

  • @coffeesloth5385
    @coffeesloth5385 7 років тому +51

    Trump knows the words to the anthem! "Oh, say can you Trump by the Trump's early Trump what so Trumply we Trump at the Trumplight's Trump Trump ."

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 7 років тому +4

      .. Who's bright Trump and bright Trumps, through the perilous Trump.
      What so proudly we Trumped at the Trumping's last Trumping ...

    • @wolverineminer
      @wolverineminer 7 років тому +3

      And the Trump’s bigly Trump! The Donald’s yyyyuuuuge Trump! Gave Trump through the Trump, that the Trump was still Trump.

    • @Darkempress45
      @Darkempress45 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 років тому

      Coffee Sloth Hilariously spot on!

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 7 років тому

      Oh say does that star-spangled Trumpy ye-et wa-aaavvvve ....?

  • @ModMINI
    @ModMINI 7 років тому +38

    This deserves more air time. "You are so happy I gave you the privilege" What???? I mean really -- who says that!? That must be the most self-centered and narcissistic thing I have ever heard anyone hear. What a sick man.

    • @ModMINI
      @ModMINI 7 років тому +1

      Racist comment reported and deleted.

  • @BrookeInProgress
    @BrookeInProgress 7 років тому +681

    Did Stephen Miller get a lobotomy? This is a genuine question. I have never seen anyone with eyes THAT dead
    also
    "sentient butter sculpture"

    • @kezkezooie8595
      @kezkezooie8595 7 років тому +38

      Stephen Miller is extremely disturbing (and most probably extremely disturbed going by his rhetoric, both his sycophantic pandering to Trump and his horrible political views). If someone said to imagine how a serial killer, mass murderer or other type of cold bloodedly violent criminal would look, it would be someone with the dead eyes and lack of expression you find in Stephen Miller. He's a very creepy looking man with views to match.

    • @medusagorgon9
      @medusagorgon9 7 років тому +15

      BrookeInProgress Oh my goodness, I said the very same thing! He's like a lifeless talking head.

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 7 років тому +20

      He is a failed science experiment or a poorly programmed android.

    • @czgibson3086
      @czgibson3086 7 років тому +13

      I think he's on something. I can't tell what, but he definitely doesn't look sober.

    • @BrookeInProgress
      @BrookeInProgress 7 років тому +4

      I just looked him up to make sure no one's unfortunate enough to be married to him. Thankfully he appears to be single

  • @Illiteratechimp
    @Illiteratechimp 7 років тому +62

    Seth works harder at mocking Trump than Trump works at making material for Seth
    Good point Seth

  • @power4022
    @power4022 7 років тому +17

    Hahahahaha “A self made billionaire!” 😂

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 7 років тому +20

    When Steve Miller's picture comes up I reel back from the screen. If they remake "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" , SM is a shoe in for the role of Fredrickson.

  • @Joel-s1c6d
    @Joel-s1c6d 7 років тому +282

    Trump if you want more executive time resign and take pence with you.

    • @victorvelie3980
      @victorvelie3980 7 років тому +8

      That strange moment in which you are happy that Paul Ryan is president haha

    • @dusk2dawn55
      @dusk2dawn55 7 років тому +1

      AMEN to that!!!

    • @vincentfranklin17
      @vincentfranklin17 7 років тому +3

      Please take more executive time!
      Like, say, 30 years? And definitely take Pence!

    • @hassanabdalla2332
      @hassanabdalla2332 7 років тому +2

      Tesla Stark why not the whole GOP in general 😂

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 7 років тому +2

      And the whole administration while he's at it. Wipe the slate clean.

  • @susannorman4476
    @susannorman4476 7 років тому +10

    Love Seth! He is great!

  • @chaoticcranium
    @chaoticcranium 7 років тому +132

    I don't think there could ever be a more quintessential example of blatant narcissism than that last Trump quote. I'm gonna go vomit now.

  • @safebox36
    @safebox36 7 років тому +53

    As a Brit, I'm just as peeved at the alternate pronunciation of "dynasty".

    • @scottmckenzie5476
      @scottmckenzie5476 7 років тому +11

      Safebox Gaming Is it possible to rejoin the empire? It is time for us to move back in with our parents because we can't make it on our own.

    • @BigLyfe09
      @BigLyfe09 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @Freshcornpop
      @Freshcornpop 7 років тому

      Only Trump suppoters are dumb enough to say it that way

    • @JasnoGT
      @JasnoGT 7 років тому

      Hows Sharia law going over there in Britstain?....lol

    • @steve08717
      @steve08717 7 років тому +2

      well considering all of your laws are based on what we wrote in the middle ages were glad we modernized them every year and didn't get stuck in the 1700s the constition is not an idol it was a good set of rules for its day but it should change with the times

  • @SaruhikoSan
    @SaruhikoSan 7 років тому +191

    At leas someone remembers Puerto Rico...most of us are STILL without electricity!! Hospitals running with power plants since SEPTEMBER. Senior centers as well. And I have to sit here and watch how incompetent the president is? The person that should be HELPING us?? If we were treated equally we would have gotten electricity back on ages ago!! But all Trump cares about is our debt 😒 Oh what a great time to be hit by a category 5 hurricane !! 😠💀

    • @darrens1962
      @darrens1962 7 років тому +1

      herleys yeah you are from Puerto Rico and I am from Jupiter. You are a 10 year old from Missouri

    • @saitamatrash2527
      @saitamatrash2527 7 років тому +18

      Darren S people from Puerto Rico do exist you know.

    • @melorafoy7109
      @melorafoy7109 7 років тому +10

      Trump blames it on the people being lazy! That is infuriating. I bet PR is getting more help from foreign governments and charities than from the US.

    • @LisaGTrueCrimeGuru
      @LisaGTrueCrimeGuru 7 років тому +3

      I'm SO sorry. :-( Not being snotty but just curious how are you personally using the internet then?

    • @danielarthurson3256
      @danielarthurson3256 7 років тому +7

      Good thoughts going out to you from Australia, hang in there!

  • @carl.j917
    @carl.j917 7 років тому +193

    Miller : "a self made billionare" - huh...didn't Trump start his empire with a "small 'loan' of 1 million dollars" from his papi though?

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 7 років тому +38

      Carl. J not only that but a multimillion dollar inheritance from his dad as well

    • @harithwaseem8468
      @harithwaseem8468 7 років тому +3

      Carl. J but still impressive to go from a mil to 4 billion

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 7 років тому +16

      MMN Nutz he got a multi-million-dollar inherence from his dad

    • @michelbeauregard7326
      @michelbeauregard7326 7 років тому +16

      Jusbert Meza As in 200 millions inheritance from daddy!

    • @Illiteratechimp
      @Illiteratechimp 7 років тому +32

      MMN Nutz
      His father was in the KKK (Fred Trump's arrest in a NYC KKK rally is a matter of public record)
      And made money by red lining black people
      Donny Trump abused eminent domain laws
      Stiffed contractors
      Laundered Russian money
      Did business in Cuba during the embargo
      Used charity money to bribe public officials and pay private legal fees
      Did business against the foreign corrupt practices act in Azerbaijan
      And stuck his name to a bunch of failed products like steak and water
      Im not impressed

  • @GenteelCretin
    @GenteelCretin 7 років тому +193

    Effing finally. M'boy's back.

  • @jtreal
    @jtreal 7 років тому +2

    TV, Twitter, Golf Resort, in his own words........FIRED!!!! ✊👍👏

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 7 років тому +152

    oh say can you ...
    covfefe

    • @Howtard
      @Howtard 7 років тому +3

      Oh say can you schlesh

    • @dutchkel
      @dutchkel 7 років тому

      John Nycto hahaha

    • @AF-vy7if
      @AF-vy7if 7 років тому +1

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon 7 років тому

      😅😆

    • @brianareece8484
      @brianareece8484 7 років тому

      Omg 😂 why is there no emoji for 'laughing so hard I almost puked'?

  • @sydneymcinnis1556
    @sydneymcinnis1556 7 років тому +87

    Oh god. How long I have waited for this

  • @lynzeymarie3609
    @lynzeymarie3609 7 років тому +10

    "You are so lucky that i gave you that privilege." Oh my gosh. That is the most ridiculous thing that man has ever said! Insane!

  • @scorpiodynastyx6601
    @scorpiodynastyx6601 7 років тому +55

    Lmao couldn't even follow the guy singing the anthem 😂😂😂😂

  • @Uncivilcivilservice
    @Uncivilcivilservice 7 років тому +23

    Being British and listening to the British pronunciation segment is surreal 😂

    • @RJones-es7ur
      @RJones-es7ur 7 років тому +1

      MaryJane as a British dandy, I kind of feel like the bad guy of this bit lol

    • @Uncivilcivilservice
      @Uncivilcivilservice 7 років тому +1

      Well technically I'm Scottish, so a'shuld be talking Scottish

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 7 років тому

      MaryJane Freeeeedoooom

  • @zuperzoniko6365
    @zuperzoniko6365 5 років тому +4

    😂 Trump thought they were singing the Nazi-Donald Anthem.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 років тому +868

    The good folks at Danbury Federal Penitentiary will be more than happy to extend to Mr. Trump 23 hours of "Executive Time" each and every day.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 7 років тому +29

      Bam!

    • @kellyanneshereck1421
      @kellyanneshereck1421 7 років тому +30

      I hope Danbury has a strong wi-fi connection for his social media fettish.

    • @chrishelton20
      @chrishelton20 7 років тому +16

      Kellyanne Shereck ikr I would follow him on Twitter if they let him keep his account in the Pen

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 7 років тому +16

      fidorover Yes Yes Please I will pay those Guys a Tremendous amount of money to give him a Golden Showers exactly the way he likes a “ Tremendous “ one....👽

    • @Rockovissi
      @Rockovissi 7 років тому +8

      Haha! Oh I hope you're right someday!

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 7 років тому +758

    Well, well... Looks like good ol’ President Pinhead is reaching the end of his rope. I think his breakup with Bannon left him depressed.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 7 років тому +21

      Heracross X: President Pinhead is the BEST name I’ve heard this whole long depressing year.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 7 років тому +3

      Mary Rose Kent It's only been 2 weeks

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 7 років тому +3

      Heracross X He is still working for Trump , helping him get all the media attention he can ether good or bad to detract the public from the important things being done through out the country. Rebuilding law and order when the politicians you work with could be the criminals is not an easy job.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 7 років тому +12

      Heracross X Hey now, you and Seth are being really unfair. Don't forget Trump is up by 7 AM to scream at his reflection in the mirror in absolute horror for four straight hours before starting his day. That takes stamina!

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 7 років тому +9

      Yep. He's stable like a meth addict.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +466

    A person with eyes that empty has no right to use the word "magical".

    • @coreenrafikh5369
      @coreenrafikh5369 7 років тому +4

      Joseph Simpson hi look like he is high ,yes his eyes look dead

    • @peterlorimer3552
      @peterlorimer3552 7 років тому +6

      Joseph Simpson No but he can use the words "Comatose" and "Narcolepsy" till his little hearts content lol

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 7 років тому +15

      Def1 Deafened Ironic you criticize how words are used, because you can't spell or punctuate correctly.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 7 років тому +10

      Def1 Deafened, do you actually _have_ a point, sweetie?

    • @larrystran7357
      @larrystran7357 7 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iN-ImYCkOiI/v-deo.html not looking good for oprah

  • @TheJackieMichele
    @TheJackieMichele 7 років тому +7

    “Trump sing the national anthem like most of us sing Despacito.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika42 7 років тому +14

    A SENTIENT BUTTER SCULPTURE 😂😂

  • @will-thomson5346
    @will-thomson5346 7 років тому +34

    Self made billionaire. Haha. That's a joke.
    He got a head start.
    Real self made billionaires, Steve Jobs, the guy who started Amazon.

    • @joelacosta5584
      @joelacosta5584 7 років тому +1

      Will-Thomson yeah and they are even worth way more than Trump

    • @will-thomson5346
      @will-thomson5346 7 років тому +3

      Joel Acosta Trump's father gave him a $1 million "loan" to start his enterprise.
      I'll admit he has built it up from there. However unlike Jobs and Bezos, he had money to start. These guys were broke AF working from home into the garage eating ramen. Now 2 of the most valuable companies in the world.

    • @Ericwvb2
      @Ericwvb2 7 років тому +2

      Not only did Trump get a "small million dollar loan" to start off, his father went to Trump's casino and bought $3.5 million in chips with no plans to gamble which was an illegal loan. Of course Trump inherited the entire Trump empire at one point. Allegedly, Trump Inc., does well because it launders money for Russian oligarchs.
      Contrast him to a real self-made billionaire, Oprah, who was born to a unwed teenage mother in Mississippi in poverty, and who didn't have all the advantages a white male does in society.

    • @oncoucharrest5910
      @oncoucharrest5910 6 років тому +3

      Jeff Bezos started Amazon,

    • @ryanbeck7166
      @ryanbeck7166 5 років тому

      @@will-thomson5346
      Bezos was given a couple hundred thousand dollars by his parents to start Amazon.

  • @Swarley_
    @Swarley_ 7 років тому +22

    Oh man it's been so many days since I have seen a closer look
    Good to have you back Seth

  • @quantumeseboy
    @quantumeseboy 7 років тому +329

    He was singing Russian anthem.

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 7 років тому +4

      René G possibly!
      Wikisource>wiki>Hymn_of_the_Russian_Federation.

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 7 років тому

      Patriotis LOL😂

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 7 років тому +1

      Ayy Lmao Nobody hates Russia, dear. We hate donnie dump.

    • @quantumeseboy
      @quantumeseboy 7 років тому

      Most Americans don't know what the hell that is(russia), I do, cos' I lived there and it sucks big time and most politicians there are like Trump at their very best.

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 7 років тому +3

    "...works so little, he technically qualifies for Unemployment" LMAO!!!

  • @nerobiblios4086
    @nerobiblios4086 7 років тому +45

    TRUMP working LESS and MORE erratic? how is that even humanly or physically possible!?

  • @LibbyTubes
    @LibbyTubes 7 років тому +7

    I love you Seth Meyers! You bring humor to these life sucking, depressed, tormented days and make them bearable.

  • @CaveWomen88
    @CaveWomen88 7 років тому

    The despacito joke kills me 😂😂😂

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 7 років тому +21

    Every time I witness the signs of dictatorship in this broken administration (which is the only way broken administrations could stay in power) I want to scream.

  • @patpat6636
    @patpat6636 7 років тому +520

    A self made billionare? Did he started buy selling hot dogs and made an empire of that? No, he got money from daddy.

    • @OneViolentGentleman
      @OneViolentGentleman 7 років тому +10

      Nooo! Don't ruin the story! :p

    • @travisbrown6814
      @travisbrown6814 7 років тому +5

      María Marín
      Lots of money

    • @codyjackson5664
      @codyjackson5664 7 років тому +13

      And we don't know that he's a billionaire

    • @patpat6636
      @patpat6636 7 років тому +6

      Well, now with the tax cuts he'll be more loaded ... of BS but loaded.

    • @botixxi
      @botixxi 7 років тому +4

      Luis Romero before he inherited it all

  • @ubermensch826
    @ubermensch826 7 років тому +91

    i got syphilis from looking at stephen miller for too long

  • @gregoriobell2736
    @gregoriobell2736 7 років тому +42

    I don't call him Steven Miller. I call him forehead Steve.

    • @desmostheproducer
      @desmostheproducer 7 років тому

      Gregorio Bell His hairline is way up in Breitbart land

  • @anonymbigfox
    @anonymbigfox 7 років тому +25

    Would you rather have him meddle in government policies ?!
    The more executive time he takes the better

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 7 років тому +7

      The trouble is that his immigration policy is being set by the bigot Stephen Miller, his policy on women's rights by the misogynist Mike Pence, etc.

  • @gerse111
    @gerse111 7 років тому

    00:52 me in church once a year for xmas pretending i still remember the words to the hymns

  • @nealcarpenter3093
    @nealcarpenter3093 7 років тому +32

    For Trump working less IS more presidential. It's just math - fewer negatives is as positive as he can get.

  • @rickynotricardo6328
    @rickynotricardo6328 7 років тому +205

    You can always tell the exact moment that Trump stops reading his teleprompter lol He’s like a kid trying to hit a minimum time limit during a school presentation..but he just ends up sounding senile as hell.

    • @Primevalfan90
      @Primevalfan90 7 років тому +1

      lmao true

    • @familiamaldonado4
      @familiamaldonado4 7 років тому

      RickynotRicardo mq

    • @glenn-wk2by
      @glenn-wk2by 7 років тому

      Except, he's not senile. His behavior, as you described, is consistent with who he is. No surprises. That being the case, I don't care what he says....I only care for what he does in my country that fits my description of being good for the people, economy and defense. He does that quite well.

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles 7 років тому +1

      Hey, remember how people were wondering if "covfefe" happened as part of a stroke? If Trump has vascular dementia, his change in behaviour fits. The Republicans really need to 25 this guy before he dies in office.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 7 років тому

    Omg Jake so destroyed that minion lmfao XD

  • @jawaheralkaabi7679
    @jawaheralkaabi7679 7 років тому +95

    I missed Seth.

  • @christofferjenzen78
    @christofferjenzen78 7 років тому +19

    He is SO gross...lol. Our mutual,spontaneous response. Keep em coming,Seth. Sanity appreciates you.

  • @hanskrupakar1730
    @hanskrupakar1730 7 років тому

    7:05 to 7:13 has GOT to be how this show actually ends LOL

  • @tiredoffools8929
    @tiredoffools8929 7 років тому +612

    "Trump might be our first President who works so little, he technically qualifies for Unemployment" - Seth Meyers

    • @chuxv
      @chuxv 7 років тому +12

      Tired of Fools you do realize that the show has a crew of writers and editors working on the script, and that Seth is solely the one who delivers it to the audience, right?

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 7 років тому +23

      Did you have a point, Chucho? Great name, btw.

    • @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll
      @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll 7 років тому +2

      What temporary stay on the immigration you don't understand you propagandist dumbass Seth Meyers?

    • @danlc3520
      @danlc3520 7 років тому

      - Late Night Show Writers.

    • @melorafoy7109
      @melorafoy7109 7 років тому

      or "Rhe laziest White man on earth," according to Archie Bunker. That is a TV.character who is very racist and bigoted, for those of you too young to remember.

  • @montanajones8393
    @montanajones8393 7 років тому +71

    During the campaign...didn't Trump claim that Obama golfed more than he worked? That Mexico was going to pay for the wall? Now listen to all of Trump's cronies endlessly heap praise on him that he's the hardest working president ever. Really??

    • @darrens1962
      @darrens1962 7 років тому

      Montana Jones he is period

    • @Justin-mt3mk
      @Justin-mt3mk 7 років тому +7

      Remember kids,
      Grammar and punctuation is very important when trying to convey a message.
      Stay in school.

    • @housbus
      @housbus 7 років тому +1

      Don’t forget about “LOCK HER UP”, repeat repeat repeat.

    • @LisaGTrueCrimeGuru
      @LisaGTrueCrimeGuru 7 років тому +2

      They know they have to do that kind of thing to keep their jobs. Look how many he's fired. Stop kissing his ass for a minute you're fired.

    • @liamailiam
      @liamailiam 7 років тому

      how can we listen to that, when all we can hear is you lefties cry and winge?

  • @Roberto_79
    @Roberto_79 6 років тому +2

    Despascito... so funny

  • @cheetosortiz2783
    @cheetosortiz2783 7 років тому +22

    All I see is a toddler learning how to speak in front of a podium.

  • @gentlemandemon
    @gentlemandemon 7 років тому +42

    Miller needs to learn the definition of "self-made"

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde 7 років тому +1

      It's annoying that the millionaire MSM cable news hosts never seem to catch the blatant lies that these Trump spokespeople say on the air. Why are you paid more money in an hour than I make all year yet I know how to call out the BS better than you?

  • @TheTikiTender
    @TheTikiTender 7 років тому

    Man, now I want to watch "You, Me, & Dupree"!

  • @Navie.
    @Navie. 7 років тому +47

    Of course he doesn't know the National anthem of course 😂😂

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 7 років тому +13

      That would be like knowing the Constitution.

    • @victorvelie3980
      @victorvelie3980 7 років тому +5

      did anyone think he knew it in the first place?

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 7 років тому +4

      NAVIE reminds me of those cretins who want the 10 commandments displayed in court but can't even recall more than two of them. They're not human, they are wastes of protein.

  • @Sam-lr9oi
    @Sam-lr9oi 7 років тому +27

    Man I've missed this. Jokes Seth Can't Tell was good at the Globes though, Amy Poehler was great.

  • @rsaldivar5628
    @rsaldivar5628 7 років тому +84

    Trump sings the anthem as well as his wife speaks English

  • @Monochromicornicopia
    @Monochromicornicopia 7 років тому +18

    I'm slowly changing my mind about the purge. We need to eliminate these deplorables that still support Trump

    • @hamishgaffaney5323
      @hamishgaffaney5323 7 років тому

      GDI god dam yes because there spreading out all over the world

    • @Freshcornpop
      @Freshcornpop 7 років тому +2

      Ironically that would actually make America great again

  • @skler69
    @skler69 7 років тому +104

    He cut himself down to part-time but kept full bragging rights.

  • @aushantimooring588
    @aushantimooring588 7 років тому +2

    Seth took the words right out of my mouth about his patriotism. He should know all things America. History, the government, the anthem, etc. For someone who loves America so much shouldn't have such a tough time in office. But..we are looking at a man who keeps tightening his own noose. It's like why do you keep hurting yourself

  • @waahaa2348
    @waahaa2348 7 років тому +10

    Man I wish I could troll as much as Trump while on the toilet...well that is kind of a genius move to troll while pushing a big one out.

  • @trancedoutkid
    @trancedoutkid 7 років тому +40

    Welcome back, Seth. You’ve been missed.

  • @michaelmills2840
    @michaelmills2840 7 років тому

    This is just like my classes there's always that one person who joins a conversation not knowing what the hell is going on

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 7 років тому +15

    I wonder how long until Drumph gets his official presidential title.
    Tinyhands McWetsthebed.

  • @Sadin15
    @Sadin15 7 років тому +63

    Stephen Miller might be a lizard

    • @jesuschristthemosthighgod3094
      @jesuschristthemosthighgod3094 7 років тому +3

      Sadin15 😂😂LOL ... CREEPY TRUMP NAZI

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 7 років тому +4

      Too cold-blooded and slimy. Lizards are boisterous by comparison.

    • @nelo4real
      @nelo4real 7 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sadin15
      @Sadin15 7 років тому +2

      it's the way he slightly jerks his neck when he gets nervous or agitated... very odd

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 7 років тому +1

      Sadin15 As a time traveler I can confirm that he is indeed a lizard.

  • @glendolynmatthews309
    @glendolynmatthews309 7 років тому

    Seth missed something Steven Miller said in that interview. He referred to the presidential plane as TRUMP FORCE ONE. 😃😃😃

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +575

    Welcome back, Late Night Crew. and great job at the Globes.
    And now, back to the screaming into a pillow until I pass out at the thought of another 3 years of this.

    • @OhCrap247
      @OhCrap247 7 років тому +5

      @New Message or 7 more years if things go according to plans

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 7 років тому +21

      I'm sorry, I cannot offer a retort due to being on my scheduled "Executive" time followed by my Lunchables snack and juice box. I hope it's fruit punch today.

    • @Lumby1
      @Lumby1 7 років тому +13

      Another 3 years of this? Don't think so.

    • @massassaultdoctrine2562
      @massassaultdoctrine2562 7 років тому +4

      Lumby1 Nope another 7

    • @Lumby1
      @Lumby1 7 років тому +12

      Dream on, Chapter Master. Or wake up.

  • @oblivious8868
    @oblivious8868 7 років тому +93

    You know who I felt worst for in that video? The servicemen neat Trump. They had to stand there, at attention and saluting, while Trump did the exact opposite of a patriot should be doing. See, you're supposed to be quiet and reverent during the Anthem, cause it's part of proper etiquette for the flag and anthem. Normally, no one should care about that, since not everyone would know that, and wouldn't normally blame someone for that ignorance. However, not only is he (nominally) the Commander in Chief, but he spent so much of his time last year banging on about patriotism and respect for the armed forces, the American flag and its anthem, you'd think he'd at least follow a good example that within spitting distance. They were three feet next to him; how did he miss so catastrophically? That moment right there is an example of how he can't even pander to his base without messing up.

    • @The2WeekOldFriesInMyPurse
      @The2WeekOldFriesInMyPurse 7 років тому +3

      Oblivious nice 👍 👍

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 7 років тому +2

      Oblivious The problem though is that his base is too ignorant to care as of yet.

    • @halilzelenka5813
      @halilzelenka5813 7 років тому +2

      you may use your precious flag, which has been the banner under which countless genocides have been committed, to wipe your ass

    • @tylerpeterson3776
      @tylerpeterson3776 7 років тому

      Oblivious- Yeah those Servicemen really Loath Trump. ua-cam.com/video/Gtmg5rKRSqI/v-deo.html
      Where does it say you're supposed to not sing the Anthem and be reverent ?
      www.magapill.com/

    • @oblivious8868
      @oblivious8868 7 років тому

      It's in the field manual, for one. Secondly, doesn't change that he still messed up right in front of them, not to mention that he's already gotten some of their special forces killed months into his term.

  • @jayteean
    @jayteean 7 років тому +2

    "You're so lucky I gave you that privilege to vote for me." Self praise, completely lacking grace and humility.
    It is so hard for my ears to hear that.

  • @danielmarsala849
    @danielmarsala849 7 років тому +55

    Build a wall-around Chump.

  • @MrNisse-ef9by
    @MrNisse-ef9by 7 років тому +23

    Stephen Miller looked as high as a kite in that interview.

    • @delphi-moochymaker62
      @delphi-moochymaker62 7 років тому

      It's the thorazine

    • @depressionbeard9882
      @depressionbeard9882 7 років тому +2

      More as dead as a zombie. Or as cold as a sociopath. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • @Ben10cool932
    @Ben10cool932 7 років тому +24

    I cried when he said dinisty.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 7 років тому +1

      SmartNinjaGamer
      I say di-nas-tee, you say die-nasty,
      Let's call the whole thing off...

    • @spenceneufeld5867
      @spenceneufeld5867 7 років тому

      Tv box programming

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali 7 років тому +1

      You cried? I almost puked.

  • @GrotrianSeiler
    @GrotrianSeiler 7 років тому +6

    Seth, I only hope you and your writers realize how good this stuff is. Well done.

  • @MyNameIsCorey
    @MyNameIsCorey 7 років тому +61

    The dude from apprentice is president enough said...

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol 7 років тому +4

      MyNameIsCorey - Who? Gary Busey? Nah. Our president's dumber than him.

    • @nate3274
      @nate3274 7 років тому +5

      Proves that you don't need to be an academic but just popular/well-known. Perfect for sheep.

    • @travisbrown6814
      @travisbrown6814 7 років тому +3

      Reagan was a crappy actor, too.

  • @m0rfans
    @m0rfans 7 років тому

    As a Brit, I absolutely loved hearing Seth speaking correctly. :-)

  • @clipobserver
    @clipobserver 7 років тому +90

    He's not a self-made billionaire.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 7 років тому +13

      How much did parents give him. Hundreds of millions.

    • @DreamStepper
      @DreamStepper 7 років тому +18

      When someone claims they are "self made" it's implying their success is based on their own hard work, the fact his parents even gave him as little as 1 million dollars disqualifies him from that claim.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 7 років тому +13

      Badger0fDeath 14 million loan and daddy's connections, make it easier to reach billion. 14 million and grew up in luxury, are not insignificant amounts. Someone who bought a house in San Francisco for 100,000 in 70s will be worth millions today. Alot of his wealth is based on asset appreciation. Also he did not go vietnam, whereas others did. Mohammed Ali or casiyus is still vilified for not going, but Trump gets a pass.

    • @TheBodgybrothers
      @TheBodgybrothers 7 років тому +4

      Badger0fDeath if he left the money that was given to him in the stock market, he'd have more wealth. So he basically lost money.

    • @jordancharles8598
      @jordancharles8598 7 років тому

      He's a trust fund kid but his dad wasn't the one who made him a billionaire. His dad was worth $250 million but you have to remember that Trump is 1 of 5 children, he didn't get all of it himself.

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 7 років тому +300

    MOVIE!!! 2 WORDS!!! STAR!!! WARS!! BOOM WE DID IT!!
    LMMAAAOOOO!!! Seth never fails at cracking me up!!!

    • @PeterParker-oo5wq
      @PeterParker-oo5wq 7 років тому

      You used 19 exclamation points in your comment.

    • @nuttybar9
      @nuttybar9 7 років тому +4

      Seth is a fucking idiot who is in need of a good ass whipping.

    • @benturnmire5177
      @benturnmire5177 7 років тому

      Hunter p

    • @guccimoreland9922
      @guccimoreland9922 7 років тому

      Hunter oojjknca wc

    • @t3chkitty
      @t3chkitty 7 років тому +1

      LMAO! OMG, I DIED! Hahahahahah! Seth is THE BEST!!!

  • @sterlingarcher4989
    @sterlingarcher4989 7 років тому

    Trump, stop blowing your own trumpet.....now I know where that phrase comes from!

  • @josiahlikestodance
    @josiahlikestodance 7 років тому +5

    Despacito and Nationwide jokes on point