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Before my aunt got her glasses, she was in a shop with my uncle, and noticed a woman just staring at her and smiling. My uncle was in another aisle, and when he came back, my aunt whispered to him about this woman who was staring at her.
The woman was a cardboard cutout.
Lady Marmalade
😂😂😂
I just choked on my noodles omg
Funny story
Lol
ROFL! Priceless. 🙏🤟🎗
I'm sighted and have all kinds of embarrassing moments, especially waving at people who I think are waving at me but are really waving to someone behind me.
That one kills me every time.
Or when someone says "Hi!" and you say hi back only to realize that they were saying hi to the person behind you.
Haha, or when someone compliments you and you say thank you, then realize they weren't talking to you. 😂
So, I have no voluntary movement in my legs. I am paralyzed from the chest down and use a wheelchair full time. However, I do have spasticity in my legs (involuntary twitches). I got a pedicure last week and kicked the lady doing my toes and then awkwardly explained how I did not do that purposely. I genuinely think she didn't believe me.
I seen somebody do something like that once in a shop but instead of kicking someone they knocked over a display a member of staff JUST set up. But i don't think the staff member knew it wasn't intentional.
Katie Brodie Omg. I would have died.
OMG finally somebody who has spasticity !! I have CP, I am in a wheelchair too, and have spasticity. The last date I had, i warned the boy that when i'm surprised by something i can have involuntary movements in my legs. Later, we kissed and I kicked him (not on purpose) XD Fortunately he laughed ^^ I totally understand you ;)
The Riley Files xxxxxxx x x
Br0th3r7 that is hilarious at least you warned him. 😂😂😂
Your bad hair day is better than one of my good hair days!
mydumbyoutubechannel right
that lip color (a muted brown ish) combined with the dress color (a kind of dark faded blue) looks amazing on you!
Rose
I agree! With the necklace also makes the outfit kind of a dark purple situation overall... Idk, but I like it too 😃
(Also I noticed it was purpleish with the pink and the dark blue because there was an ad before about a "purple pillow" 😂)
I think she knows what she is wearing and you don’t have to tell her.
That guy must have been so confused especially if he didnt even realize you are blind 😆
Once I had a whole conversation with my neighbor's sister thinking it was my neighbor. Their voices sound almost exactly alike. I'm not fully blind, but I do have a condition called corneal ectasia, my cornea is very thin in some areas and bulky in others. I do wear scleral contact lenses and can see almost 20/20 with them, but sometimes when I'm home I take them off to let my eyes rest, and so if someone comes to the house or calls me from outside the house sometimes I can't recognize them until they speak. That day my neighbor's sister called me from her porch, I was standing on my porch, which is basically across a narrow street. When we realized that I thought I was speaking to her sister we both cracked up. #almostblindgirlproblem
There's that moment you discover a new youtuber, and when they're a vlogger, they reference old videos but not titles or they#ll talk about things as if we already know them but I love how you put in the extra effort of providing links for us as a new viewer, it's like an index for a book in every chapter and is great. Your maturity and dedication to your work and everything comes through well through these videos. First impressions aside, where I misunderstood you, you are a really strong willed woman.
Thank you so much!
+Open Mind Agreed 100%!!! She (hi molly!) inspires me so much.
+Amy J Yep Molly is an awesome youtuber, I have watched a lot of her videos since my comment a month ago. She is a great storyteller and speaker. She inspires me too.
I have had an embarrasing moment not to long ago. I was at walmart doing some grocery shopping with my husband. He was wearing a red shirt and jeans that day. He is also tall and has a bald head. I also need glasses since far way objects are blurry to me. I dont always wear my glasses since the frames pressing behind my ears can give me migranes/mild headaches. It happened to be one of the days my glasses were causing me to have a headaches. so I run to another isle to get some furit cups. I go back to the isle my husband is in. I sneak up behind him because I see him bent over with his back to me. My sneaky self was like I am going to smack him on the booty. I smack him on the booty and he turns around fast. It was NOT my husband! It was some other tall bald guy wearing a red shirt and jeans with same body type too. I was so freaking embarrassed! I shouted at him Oh my god! your not my husband! I then ran way as he was laughing his ass off at me.
Omg this is priceless! I would have loved to see his face xD
Heather Roberts I was with my brother, and he has dirty blonde hair and was wearing a school uniform. (This was years ago) i left to get a drink and when i came back, i walked to where my brother was last and and I thought "haha, I'm going to jump on him and surprise him~" I jumped on him and he turned around. I realised it wasn't my brother. He looked at me rudely and I said "I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!" I walked away and found my brother. It wasn't the worst thing, but it was embarrassing~
I misread that he was tall as "he had a tail"
Heather Roberts
OMG that guy must have been so confused 😂
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Before I heard the part where he said "I'm Back" I literally thought that a stranger treated you to a Pedicure hahaha XD
This can happen to anyone, I'm not blind but a couple of years ago we went to Blance Nuit and we ended up in a busy area we got seperated but I didn't know he wasn't behind me. So I grabbed the hand of a guy behind me and leaned into him, look up - not my boyfriend. So mortified, could'nt stop apologizing, red faced the works lol
as she was telling her story i was really hoping after she realized she didn't thank the real matt that she turned back to her left and tried to explain the mix up to the person (but it's really a completely different person again). You have comedy gold material here!
LOL, I can definitely relate. I've grabbed a few strangers' elbows😫
And talked to people that should have been my sister or friend
at least u guys have a good sense of humor tho 😊
I have to say, I was surprised you claimed to have a bad hair day because overall, you look really good in this video!! But anyway, that story was funny as hell. ^^
one of my most embarrasing moments was eating buffet amd O was so into my plate and looking at that I sat down an starting eating with another ma at another table and din't realize it until I looked up and about that time his wife was done at the bar and wondered why I was sitting with her husband. I got up fast and moved over to the right table. LOL
+Jennifer Ann Fox (Feathers in the Nest) Lol I did that at the Movies, lol it was so dark mix that with low vision & u end up sittin next to someone u dont know, & have em complain youre sittin in someone else seat lol
Haha, I'm from Waterloo and I think the reason why we call it "Uptown" Waterloo instead of "Downtown" is to differentiate it from Downtown Kitchener (The two "downtown" areas are really close to each other!) So to tell them apart, they called the areas Uptown Waterloo and Downtown Kitchener. Don't know if that makes any sense at all, but I thought you might still be curious! Love your videos
Not blind, just bad vision. One time I was swimming with friends so I didn't have my glasses on and I swam up to some random people and started trying to talk to them. Terrifying then, funny now haha
It was not just a blind girl moment. It can occur to anybody. Lol. I had this one moment when at school when we had the assembly I seat beside this one girl and I thought that she is my friend but I don't talk to her much. I just being me, the girly clingy friend who will touch and grab her friends hand with no reason. I even took that girl pencil case and touch her stuff although I know my friend's pencil case wasn't like that but it never occur to me that girl is not my friend. Maybe because she does not talk to me or even look at me so I couldn't see her face clearly and be embarrassed. I realise that was not my friend when after the assembly I saw my friend and she's wearing our school uniform meanwhile the other girl wore the school's PJ.
I'm Still learning to do makeup at the age of 20 because of my disability. I refuse to let it stop me though i just need to keep practicing and trying and i will get the hang of it one day.
I have a brain injury that affects my memory, so sometimes people will come up and start talking to me and I know I'm supposed to know them, but I have no idea who they are! I usually smile, nod, and go along with it and sometimes I get away with it and sometimes I don't. I even have people that I don't remember on my Facebook friends list! Like, what is the etiquette in that situation??? lol
same lol! i have memory issues and difficulty recognizing faces and people in public will start talking like they know me and i'm just like haha right okay! whoever you are! and if i actually do feel comfortable saying i don't remember them, people may think i'm a) joking b) lying or c) trying to insult them...
Stephanie Pushman I don't have a brain injury just a family that likes to keep in touch with distant relatives. And they all somehow know me and I just have to nod and smile like I have no clue who you are but ok
gabriela forero The original posters comment is completely understandable, yours is more... insensitive
I don't have any brain injury but there are all these random strangers who apperantly think they know me because they know my dad and I'm like who is this person?
Lol, thats awesome. I have so many "blind moments" I have walked in to extremely clear windows, doors, poles . A mixture of bad depth perception & not payin attention Smh
Hey molly I’m stephy. I’m also blind. I’ve been blind all my life, I am also 22. I’m glad to hear about another blind person going through embarrassing experiences like that, and to just let it roll off their shoulders. If that had happened to me I would’ve been really embarrassed, but I listen to what you say in the video, and it really helps me. I love your videos and your awesome person, and I hope one day that we get to meet.
When I was little, my grandpa used to pick me up from school. So when I went outside, I saw him and I was very excited because I wanted to show him what I crafted at school that day... Soooo I was looking at that DIY thing I was holding, wasn`t paying attention to what was going on and around me and when I got to him, I was like "Grandpaaa look at this" and he was very confused.... When I looked at him, wasn`t my grandpa, mine was right behind him... Hahaa, I was so embarassed. Hugs, love you lots
THATS what u call a BAD hair day?! I can see and MY hair looks like a bird's nest!
Sportynoodle48 what does you being able to see have anything to do with anything?
Your hair looks great.
She cant see it
you are my absolute favorite youtuber right now!
Molly this happens to everyone at some point. I am completely sighted and have made the same mistake.
My husband and I went to the state fair and were wandering through the exhibit buildings looking at the displays when I noticed there was a vender cart that was selling candied nuts. I love candied nuts, I even make cinnamon and sugar candied nuts for Christmas every year.
My husband had wandered over to the next display so I went to join him by his side. I slipped my arm into his arm and leaned my head on his shoulder and said "Honey will you buy me some nuts?" He kind of backed away and said "Do I know you?" To my horror I realized it was not my husband I was talking to. It was a stranger looking completely surprised and his wife was leaning around him looking annoyed with me.
I recover a bit and manage to say "No, but will you buy me some nuts?" Just as my husband showed up wondering what on earth was going on.
Embarrassing moment for sure, but my husband bought me the nuts so I got over it pretty quick.
Lol. This happens to me all the time. Sometimes I grab the wrong person's arm when I'm trying to hook up for sighted guide.
your hair looks great! I love it! love your videos so much!
You're positivity makes me feel sooo good! Thanks:)
I've been so MIA with watching your videos because of nrsing school but now that I'm on a semi-break I'm making it my business to catch up. Sad to hear you and Matt broke up...but glad yall are still friends. He seems like a great guy. Glad to see youre doing well also! oxox
I know it's not really relevant to the video but your makeup is great, I love the colour on you ❤️
That was awesome. That was hilarious. I always like your videos, old or new. You're awesome.
Coffee shop is Death Valley's Little Brother, on King St. North. :)
I’m not blind but in a crowded museum my brother and I got a little separated and I didn’t notice and I kept talking to him. Instead it turned out to be a couple of people I didn’t know. I was just talking and talking and explaining why I like this piece and such and then turned and saw it wasn’t him but they agreed with me LOL
Even as a sighted person, I run into similar situations. Like, I'll see someone out of the corner of my eye who looks vaguely like my friend and start talking to them before I realize "you're not who I thought you were"
Shit happens when you party in the dark
I lived in Kitchener-Waterloo for 6 years and went to school there! So cool to hear some of the places mentioned. DVLB is correct (Death Valley's Little Brother). Also, it's called "uptown" because Kitchener and Waterloo are twin cities (same transit system for example) and Kitchener is the one that has the "downtown" :) (It's the same street, King St, but it has 4 parts - N, S, E, W).
Good for you for laughing it off 😁! I do silly stuff like that ALL the time. I’ve accidentally talked to strangers thinking it’s my wife bc she was by my side and then walked away
700th thumbs up to bad hair days. You're hilarious i love your style and that you are so honest and confident.
Your hair is GOALS..
i had a moment one time where i was out with my ex boyfriend, his sister and a guy that had a massive crush on her. for some reason i got the other guy and my boyfriend mixed up and i smacked and squidged the wrong guys ass. i was mortified, but e all lauged it off together. i'm a sighted person and i have dyspraxia, though this was undiagnosed at the time. i'm not even sure if anyone else remembers it
It's ok haha... I'm also blind we've all been there!!! It's great when you can laugh about it afterwords
Ahhhh I’m a very empathetic person and I’m blushing as you told the story xD
Definitely able to laugh it off, though
I'm sighted but I've went up to people that look like a friend, go to say hi and then realize it isn't who I wanted to say hi to. Then just awkwardly say sorry and walk away, super embarrassed.
Omg, embarrassing human problems: I constantly turn very red from random embarrassment, sometimes when it doesn't even make sense. Like at work or at school when people are having a conversation and then turn to me, or when one person is having a conversation with me sometimes I'll randomly flush, and when I feel it I realize it's happening and that makes it worse ugh omg
I'm not even blind and I do embarrassing things literally constantly. It's good for a giggle.
Your look on the situation inspires me to to think about myself different;y even though I have High Functioning Aspergers. You are awesome.
I did that too! I'm sighted, but one time I literally grabbed the guy's arm next to me at the counter at this little deli we were at - thinking it was my fiance - and asked the DUMBEST question that only he would understand based on our previous convo. Then I actually looked over and realized... Oh... That is not the right guy and I literally just grabbed his arm and had a full blown one-sided convo. The guy was super awkward and just looked at me after I laughed and apologized to him, explaining that I thought he was someone else. #awkwardbutfunny #humanbeingproblems
The sad thing is that this happens to me and my friends when we go out and we can see 😂
When i was 3, i was walking in Tokyo with my mum and we were holding hands so that i don't get lost in the busy crowded city. We let go for a second because someone was walking into us. I held my mum's hand again but she wasn't holding mine back and i looked up and it was some stranger. I was mortified.
I've done the same thing where I follow and talk to someone thinking it was someone else I know because they look very similar from the back. This happens to sighted people as well lol
Yes Waterloo! We call it uptown because downtown is in Kitchener
We all have similar moments even when we can see, like turning around and thinking they were there.
#nuerodivergentproblems when you have a tick that makes you make a head jerk and a short LOUD squeak noise (its like a "HAAP" kinda sound) anytime youre nervous or have a shiver. And it happens. in a cold, quiet, moody place like a restaurant or library, or in the middle of an intense emotional conversation. "So ive been thinking a lot about my futur-" "HAAP! Ah...so you were saying..."
I had a whole year when my physical therapists and I calculated that I had fallen at least 32 times. This was due to a condition I didn't yet know I had that affected my balance, cerebellar ataxia. At first, my falling in public mortified me, but soon I began laughing at the situation. I would assure bystanders I was not hurt and crack little jokes like, "I've fallen in some of the best places in Nashville!" or "I'm not drunk, I don't drink, I just fall down to get attention." Even bad jokes like these will give people a laugh. They'll think, "She's having a bit of a hard time but she's laughing. Maybe I should stop worrying so much and laugh more!"
I love that top! Where did you get it? It's a washed out blue tank top but it wraps close to your neck and has very thick looking seems! I need it! ❤
American Eagle! :)
On the first day of I think my junior year of high school, I was walking down the hallway with my friend, and this guy behind me was yelling my name trying to get my attention and teasing and just generally getting on my nerves. I thought I knew him and knew who he was, so I eventually yelled back "Leave me alone Gary!" And my friend looked behind me and said "That wasn't Gary", so I asked who it was, and she didn't know. Super awkward.
your hair looks great :)
Is he the one in the Thinking Out Loud video?
That's so funny
I've never liked a video before i watched it, but you hit me with the bad hair day.
Let's hope it's a good story. Smiling Poop Face
Because Kitchener and Waterloo are attached to one another as cities, we call Wateroo’s core Uptown Waterloo and Kitchener’s Downtown Kitchener :)
You're welcome Molly. You're welcome.
An embarrassing moment I had at the grocery store one time is when I was picking out these brands of chips and I wanted to get the Original flavor instead of one of the other flavors. So I turn behind me , to what I thought was my sister, and said "I think I'm gonna pop lock and drop the original." which it ended up just being some random guy.. it was hilarious though haha
Every sighted person has a story of talking to someone without realising they’re not your person 😂
I had a moment (not related to sight) when I was about 7 or 8. Was told by my mum that my granddad was picking me up. I walked around the playground and then came across "him". Started pulling on his sleeve (he had his back to me) and saying grandad grandad. After a couple of minutes the guy turned around. It wasn't my granddad. Shy little me was horrified, cried and little and then ran away 😭
I think we have met before randomly when I was walking in this exact area that ur tallomf about. As I lived over there for years, i knew there was a reason i was obsessed with watching your videos its cuz I recognized you :) at didmt actually MEET but...one of those moments. Wish we had gotten to know each other though :( so weird how things happen
I have had a similar experience. I am fully sighted and don't have a disability but this was still really embarrassing. I was in orchestra in high school (played violin) and we were on our way to a competition. My mom was one of the chaperones on the trip and we had stopped somewhere to get food. Have of us went to one place and the other half of us went to another place. I was standing in line with my mom and one of my really good guy friends who I had a crush on since the moment I saw him. They were kind of standing behind me and my mom and I are very touchy feely towards each other and I love when she plays with my hair/gives me head massages so in my head this wasn't weird. I felt somebody reach out and kind of rub my head and I assumed it was my mom so I leaned into it and kind of sighed because after traveling it felt good. I turn around and it was my guy friend/the guy I had a major crush on! I turned beet red and my face got really hot and I just wanted disappear from that spot right then and there. Meanwhile, he and my mom are cracking up behind me like little kids. That was probably the most embarrassed I have ever been. #majorlyembarrassed
Ok, if you call that hair bad, can you like, style mine? Cause that looks sooo much better than my hair on a normal day😂
I'm not blind but I have a somewhat similar experience from when I was little and just didn't care to notice my surroundings. I was getting off one of those little kid rides at like amusement parkes and I go to hug my dad and I just assume of looks tall person let me be stupid and not wait to see their face I think that's my dad sure I'll hug him and tell him I love him. It turned out I had just hugged a very confused stranger.
i like your storys :)
and that was funny xD
Your hair is amazing
Would really like to read your blogs but they seem to be removed from your website now..
This happens to me all the time and I'm not blind or deaf. I think he's there but he snuck off. Sometimes there's other people there, sometimes not.
The worst and most common disability in the world is harmlessness.
my boyfriend is at uWaterloo right now! I'll have to take him to DVLB next time I go up to visit! (I'm from west Toronto)
I once told my teacher that I had memorised her smell... I was 13... 😂😂😂
#AwkwardHumanProblem
Unrelated to the topic but I love this color of your lipstick
Aww that’s so sweet that he treated you to a pedicure!
Been there, done that. Oh the Blind Boy stories I could tell.😎
Im sighted yet i still have embarrassing moments when i think someones talking or waving at/to me.
I'm hard of hearing and I've done a lot of bluffing that I heard things after a time or two of saying "what?" One time someone asked me what my name was and I gave up understanding them and just said "I don't know. " 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Molly i'm curious, if you're out do you say to your waitress and barista that you're blind? because I imagine that people wouldn't assume you're blind and maybe think you're being rude or something
Lol, been there with two sisters who are very similar (and even more to a legally blind person). Hugged the wrong person. XD
where did you get that top molly? super cute
I love your cool and casual attitude about it I think it's great. I also agree that it doesn't matter what people think of you salon of you are confident in yourself that's all that matters. I think it is wonderful that you were able to look back after you and realize how much you've grown in terms of your dealing with blind girl problems. Also I was wondering #AskTheBlindGirlWhetherOrNotYouHadAGuyDoItWithYouOnYourTripToTheDominican?IfSoWhatReactionToCreepyChuckNorris?
#I think we all have them problems.Lol.Thanks for sharing.Love mgt from Florida.😀🌇🌆
Molly I'm from Waterloo and live sooo close to uptown (or downtown lol) can we collab next time you come visit matt? I would love to meet you! I literally had no clue he goes to school here holy crap lol
btw I'm literally obsessed with your channel
But like who is here from Molly’s new video
Molly I have a question and video request
Do you ever wish you went university/college and if you did what do you wish you studied also during school what did you enjoy studying
"Well, if I can't see my pretty purple toes, then neither can anyone else!"
Your awesome!
You are a strong independent blind woman who don't need no man. (sassy black woman voice ) :)
Michael Braddy
I love how you added that little detail at the end 😂
You should do have a podcast
What if you had a fan notice you in public? What way could they approach you to just say hi and meet you? I sure wouldn't want to startle you and expect you to know I'm right there. Lol
fighterjoe22 she mentioned in another video that you can approach her by touching her shoulder and introducing yourself. Or instead of touching her you could say something like "hi Molly, I'm _____" so she knows you're talking to her.
I hugged a random lady I thought she was my mom
how do you do your makeup so well??!
Your bad hair day is better then my good hair
I wonder if there is a support dog for those living with hearing disabilities.
Like if someone is calling you then the dog can alert you. And as well if you are in public and all of a sudden there are gunshots or something and the dog can alert you. I wonder :p
I think we call it uptown waterloo so we dont mix it up with downtown kitchener