Half-Life: Alyx (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @theescapist
    @theescapist  4 роки тому +276

    Watch today's Zero Punctuation episode on Resident Evil 3 early! www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/resident-evil-3-zero-punctuation/

    • @zakanyimen
      @zakanyimen 4 роки тому +11

      I would but the player literally doesn't load the ad.

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 роки тому +1

      If there's any game Yahtzee should review, it's How to Date a Magical Girl.

    • @iceberg7265
      @iceberg7265 4 роки тому +1

      Hey hey hey psst “doom eternal”

    • @ArchusKanzaki
      @ArchusKanzaki 4 роки тому

      So yahtzee. Can you review Persona 5 Royal?

    • @ArchusKanzaki
      @ArchusKanzaki 4 роки тому +1

      @@iceberg7265 that one is last week?

  • @maddiewettach4954
    @maddiewettach4954 4 роки тому +3660

    Valve clearly made a deal with a Lovecraftian god where they exchanged their ability to program ladders for decades of wild creative and financial success. I see no other explanation.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 роки тому +200

      "lovecraftian"? That's not a nice thing to call our lord and saviour GabeN.

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 4 роки тому +166

      And not being able to count to three also.

    • @goldengolem4670
      @goldengolem4670 4 роки тому +19

      His name is Gaben you twat, call him by it.

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 4 роки тому +9

      I honestly like the ladders in half life 2

    • @zennok
      @zennok 4 роки тому +30

      @@raeserec535 What are you talking about?
      They made THREE gameplay footage videos for Alyx. The madmen finally did it!

  • @JJ-dh5vq
    @JJ-dh5vq 4 роки тому +5606

    Eli's original VA died, that's probably why he isn't in it.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +839

      @@GBlockbreaker The dead are parasites unless they can contribute to society.

    • @Waveboy24
      @Waveboy24 4 роки тому +1016

      Why would death mean you have to stop working? Just look at Tom Clancy

    • @CynicalOldDwarf
      @CynicalOldDwarf 4 роки тому +375

      @@Waveboy24 Or Tupac.
      Nigga's sold more records dead than alive

    • @haaxor1689
      @haaxor1689 4 роки тому +141

      Also g-man's VA Michael Shapiro is voicing him again.

    • @damianm6292
      @damianm6292 4 роки тому +84

      "Probably"

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 4 роки тому +3433

    Valve missed a golden opportunity to have VR sets shaped like head crabs.

    • @sunixjester
      @sunixjester 4 роки тому +233

      brainflash1 make an attachment and market it, there is your opportunity

    • @jare7134
      @jare7134 4 роки тому +143

      That would be too big and bulky, they need to make a better and comfortable vr headset not a big heavy sack on your head.
      Though I believe there is an accessory/merch, a headcrab hat you can just put the headset and the headcrab hat together.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +46

      It will probably cost a lot more, but knowing Valve, theu will show us a video of a factory line shaped like Aperture robots making the VR set, so I forgive them (I love those videos)

    • @bak8823
      @bak8823 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my god =O

    • @d11asian
      @d11asian 4 роки тому +9

      The sensors would get obscured so that's not happening

  • @kickassnetwork
    @kickassnetwork 4 роки тому +1391

    I needed that light heartedness of Jeff because the rest of the level was pant shitting terrifying.

    • @sashagurnov5080
      @sashagurnov5080 4 роки тому +207

      Isn't that the reason they've added lightheardness to begin with? They wanted as much people as possible to be able to play the game, and it just so happened stuff in it was too terrifying inside VR for some individuals, so they needed the jokes.

    • @prancer8934
      @prancer8934 4 роки тому +32

      And I still saw swaggersouls shit his pants during that part. Legit some of the best entertainment I've had in a while

    • @jaekoff5050
      @jaekoff5050 4 роки тому +1

      How was he scary? His AI is completely predictable and you're never once forced into a proper confrontation with him. No, being in close physical proximity to him like in the elevator isn't a confrontation, I mean where Jeff knows exactly where you are and will fucking chase you if he sees you. Being blind throws all of that out the window.

    • @albinodino5050
      @albinodino5050 4 роки тому +108

      @@jaekoff5050 It's not scary if you just accept that it's a game. You have to lean into the experience and get immersed, then it's scary.

    • @kickassnetwork
      @kickassnetwork 4 роки тому +58

      @@jaekoff5050 HLA lets me play for like hours now without being fatigued. At a certain point, it feels less like a game and more of an adventure. Something other VR games had trouble with either due to playtime or interaction that continues to remind you it's a game.
      It's all about the atmosphere. I mean a horror movie can't be scary if you just keep thinking of it as a 2D film and nothing will come at you. But the purpose is to get immersed in it.

  • @ezraclark7904
    @ezraclark7904 4 роки тому +3281

    Halflife 4 will be directly installed into your brain, see you in 2050

    • @ruffaldimarco
      @ruffaldimarco 4 роки тому +72

      I'm gonna put my bets on this comment, see you in 30 years

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 4 роки тому +31

      nah that'll be half-life kleiner, valve said they were going to make more half-life games so we'll get another one before that in 2035.

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 4 роки тому +90

      This isn’t a joke.
      Valve is looking into “brain interfaces”

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +12

      @@THEUrinalCake "Liquid Half Life"

    • @petermay6235
      @petermay6235 4 роки тому +20

      @@toaster9922 What this actually means is they've been watching Sword Art Online abridged.

  • @ultgamercw6759
    @ultgamercw6759 4 роки тому +1332

    At least they didn't change Gordon freeman's voice actor :)

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 4 роки тому +39

      Ultgamer cw I thought the budget version of him from Black Mesa was good as well

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 4 роки тому +39

      The guy does a stellar job.

    • @patrlim
      @patrlim 4 роки тому +14

      I can do aa good impression

    • @Boss-_
      @Boss-_ 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah they did, he's now voiced by Phil LaMarr. They were really impressed by his nonperformance in many episodes of Samurai Jack

    • @verrufen2642
      @verrufen2642 4 роки тому +15

      You mean Ross Scott?

  • @sinom
    @sinom 4 роки тому +338

    The reason many people want VR to get mainstream appeal, is because then it will also be more appealing to more companies to make games for it, or bring out better headsets and drive the price down through competition.

    • @Tinseltopia
      @Tinseltopia 4 роки тому +11

      You could have a free VR headset, it's the PC to run it properly that costs the most. After a $1000 PC (no you can't get cheaper unless you buy 2nd hand), a $300 headset doesn't seem too bad

    • @user-pw9cv1vc5e
      @user-pw9cv1vc5e 4 роки тому +11

      @@Tinseltopia my pc cost $770 and it runs vr fine

    • @abhatripathitripathi6156
      @abhatripathitripathi6156 4 роки тому +1

      Then we could maybe finally have HL3

  • @TheSixtthDegree
    @TheSixtthDegree 4 роки тому +278

    0:21
    For some reason, seeing Yahtzee facing away from the camera like that makes me uncomfortable.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +37

      It looks like his face is gone.

    • @lithobreak3812
      @lithobreak3812 4 роки тому +14

      Yup at first i just thought he had lost his face.

    • @bobbyboy1797
      @bobbyboy1797 4 роки тому +2

      @@merrittanimation7721 Well he's face just wasn't drawn but with how our brains work we can look at Valve, Alyx, and even Yahtzee's shoes to see what the picture is trying to convay.

  • @sindrisuncatcher653
    @sindrisuncatcher653 3 роки тому +67

    This is the game that taught me that if I were ever actually attacked by zombies, the first time I tried to reload I would probably panic, fumble, drop my magazine, and get my face eaten off.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +1021

    Never thought I'd see the day where Valve made another Half life game.

    • @TheJohnyFreeman
      @TheJohnyFreeman 4 роки тому +18

      Let alone we play one...

    • @myztklk3v
      @myztklk3v 4 роки тому +19

      and even tease another one!

    • @coolertuep
      @coolertuep 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah but they did. And it’s the best FPS from the past 15 years. Great work.

    • @MelStaub
      @MelStaub 4 роки тому +3

      I honestly was just expecting an artifact clone with a half-life skin.

    • @aaallleeexx22
      @aaallleeexx22 4 роки тому +8

      isn't the best fps

  • @reno_2200
    @reno_2200 4 роки тому +533

    "Wanna see my Kurt Cobain impression?" made me spit out my drink

    • @thoms3811
      @thoms3811 4 роки тому +2

      reno2200 me too

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +4

      Of all the tactless dark humor Yahtzee has made over the years, that's the most impressionable, methinks.

    • @ZacharyShade
      @ZacharyShade 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shinkajo I actually read OP's post as "spit out my dick" and until I read what you said didn't realize it said "drink" lmao.

    • @cassenadcock9066
      @cassenadcock9066 3 роки тому +1

      i fucking inhaled half a kitkat when i saw that and had to pause to die for five minutes.

  • @SterlingFM
    @SterlingFM 4 роки тому +150

    The Old voice actor for Eli died in 2017. The voice actors for Gman and the Vortigaunts did return.

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 роки тому +6

      They actually expirimented with Merle Dandridge before deciding she shounded "too old" for the role

    • @fellower
      @fellower 4 роки тому

      didn't the voice for eli also voice the vorts?

    • @williamburnett3660
      @williamburnett3660 4 роки тому

      That is sad to hear.
      P.S. I like your profile picture.

    • @jagranite
      @jagranite 4 роки тому +1

      @@fellower Lou Gossett Jr. Voices the Vortigaunts. Robert Guillaume voiced Eli (also, Rafiki in the original Lion King).

    • @MrFreesearcher
      @MrFreesearcher 4 роки тому +1

      Mark Shaperio voices both Barney, in HL2, and G Man. I think he's the perfect voice for the G Man too.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 3 роки тому +26

    For the record, the actor who voiced Eli Vance was Robert Guillaume, who played Benson in the TV sitcom of the same name (aired 1979 to 1986). He passed away in 2017. The Vortigaunts were voiced by actor Lou Gossett Jr. and Dr. Breen was voiced by veteran TV actor Robert Culp (passed away in 2010).

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 3 роки тому +4

      Tony todd who voiced the vorts in half life alyx also voiced vorts in hl2 episodes. I think he's my favorite vortigaunt voice

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +445

    "Sometimes Half-Life's storytelling feels like what happens when an entire game has Asperger's syndrome."
    As someone *with* Asperger's syndrome, that is... weirdly accurate. Feels like I should complain, but I can't fault that one.

    • @baileycownley1868
      @baileycownley1868 4 роки тому +55

      Another aspie here. It was like in his MGS4 review when he said the writing was like aspergers. Spot on and put a smile on my face as this was a strangely positive use of aspergers on the internet.

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +43

      @@baileycownley1868 It may just be projection on my part, but I could believe that many of the industry's auteur developers are on the spectrum, Kojima among them. It's more than just the dialogue writing: the thematic focal points are both obsessively specific and extensively examined, and that sort of obsession over a specific topic is a common quality of every other Aspie I've met.

    • @KingCrimson82
      @KingCrimson82 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nitrinoxus can you please give more examples, its kinda urgent!?you talk about the "data" tech talk in the game or what is itprecisely?

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +24

      @@KingCrimson82 The discussions of the details of things like the Metal Gear (or the other mechanized superweapons, like the Geckos or the Shagohad, for example) struck me as the sort of fixation you'd see from someone on the spectrum -- but also the mere fact that every major threat in the franchise seems to boil down to one of about three root topics (nuclear weapons, super-soldier programs, or nanotech) struck me as the kind of script-writing that someone with high-functioning autism might think was really fascinating. (It's not impossible for an Aspie to be a good writer, mind you, but there's hurdles that neurotypical writers don't need to worry about. Some of my earliest attempts at writing read like stereo instructions, but have a similar obsession with the technical details that I see in Kojima's work.)

    • @KingCrimson82
      @KingCrimson82 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nitrinoxus could it be that in music tool and meshuggah would be in that spectrum, or when i write a transition of a melody were the notes change but notthe rythm(the rythm would be somesort of fixitation) ok, but then any sci fi writer isin the spectrum? To kojima, i believe who knows about japanese entertainment art is always about some sort of nuclear holocaust, or robots, or nordic saga, or their own fairytales. And even when it is the very popular soapy stuff it has ghosts in it and psychic perapectives. So the public phobia of nuclear hazard would be some virtual aspergers? Caused by traumatic events

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 4 роки тому +724

    Judging by the tone, I'm fairly sure we're looking at Yahtzee's "Best Game of The Year" right here.

    • @IamSpeedster120
      @IamSpeedster120 4 роки тому +69

      It'll be on his Best list at the very least

    • @TacBans
      @TacBans 4 роки тому +17

      If it doesn't get on his top 5 best I will be genuinely suprised.

    • @petemagnuson7357
      @petemagnuson7357 4 роки тому +5

      @@TacBans what if it means that 5 more even better games come out in a few months?

    • @Hawky2947
      @Hawky2947 4 роки тому +5

      @@petemagnuson7357 Can name few for one... Cyberpunk 2077, Vampire 2. Dying Light 2... but true, there's not much competition for Top5 for this title (Alyx). Alyx has a nice headstart thanks to VR immersion though.

    • @coolertuep
      @coolertuep 4 роки тому +3

      Miroslav Štěpánek
      The only true competitors are last of us 2. cyberpunk and maybe halo infinite.
      I still think Alyx will be the best game overall (the quality and fun possible with Vr just can’t be matched on a tv/monitor with abstract controls) but I can see most outlets not want to give the title „game of the year“ to a game not available to most of their customers.
      The German magazine „gamestar“ recently made their own „top 10 first person shooter list“ and even said they won’t include half life Alyx because they don’t want to put a Vr game on rank 1 and make their community sad that can’t play the game (bc not owning a Vr headset).
      With stuff like this I sometimes really think that there is a general agreement to try to keep Vr small for as long as possible for whatever reason lol

  • @JamSunstone
    @JamSunstone 4 роки тому +242

    Something about the phrase "Pop-up Pirate without the pirate" pleases me immensely. It's like the perfect mix of nostalgia, alliteration, and imagery.

  • @Cerb3rus2k7
    @Cerb3rus2k7 4 роки тому +435

    This is really weird. I've heard multiple reviews talking about you not being able to climb ladders now, but that's just not true.
    You can climb ladders with your hands without a problem, you will only be teleported to the top when you completely let go of it at any point (probably because letting you fall would be hugely disorienting and they did not want people to fall over blindly).

    • @brian_cream
      @brian_cream 4 роки тому +8

      Well it still doesn't work does it. As bad as ladders were in hl1 they still needed to be climbed. I almost think climbing ladders this way was a decision made after everyone got angry when they saw ladders were teleport only. Maybe they were like this from the beginning and valve just hates ladders.

    • @zacharynetzer819
      @zacharynetzer819 4 роки тому +29

      I can say that ladder snap is still extremely disorienting, even if you climb up properly. Kinda sad they didn't use the boneworks model for it.

    • @treyzimmerman3934
      @treyzimmerman3934 4 роки тому +20

      @@brian_cream I thought it worked just fine better than any other Vr game with a ladder.

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony 4 роки тому +1

      @@treyzimmerman3934 Then you've never played Boneworks

    • @sherbetboy
      @sherbetboy 4 роки тому +56

      @@AtomicBlastPony I played boneworks. Time after Time my friends who aren't used to VR physics would struggle to pull themselves up over ledges while climbing.
      In half life everything they had to get used to about VR is gone. Anyone can play it and not get frustrated. It's really an incredible achievement how simplified they made the usual hangups of VR physics.

  • @ameaninglessdemon9030
    @ameaninglessdemon9030 4 роки тому +216

    "wanna see my Kurt Cobain impression"
    This made me laugh more than it should have

  • @gamerbun866
    @gamerbun866 2 роки тому +29

    Okay, to be fair. The REASON Eli's voice actor, Robert Guillaume, didn't come back for this one is because he's been dead for like four years.

  • @patrickgalloway9805
    @patrickgalloway9805 4 роки тому +133

    "They didn't get any voice actors back"
    **G-Man is literally the same actor**

    • @wandererwerewolf477
      @wandererwerewolf477 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think Yahtzee likes G-Man for some reason...

    • @jamesboyce7467
      @jamesboyce7467 4 роки тому +49

      Or maybe he didnt want to spoil it

    • @patrickgalloway9805
      @patrickgalloway9805 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamesboyce7467 good point

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 4 роки тому

      Fuck I am so relieved to hear that

    • @MikeE_wf
      @MikeE_wf 4 роки тому +1

      @@wandererwerewolf477 I mean. I think Yahtzee is trying to be wrongfully critical in this entire video. He's wrong in so many of his points it's like he's talking about a completely different game

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 роки тому +321

    A prequel that has a unique effect on the original? This I must see!

    • @drdino2002
      @drdino2002 4 роки тому +37

      Yes. Yes you must.

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 роки тому +13

      IT'S A FUCKING RETCON

    • @yesverygood7437
      @yesverygood7437 4 роки тому +69

      but one that DOESNT suck

    • @busterbeast999
      @busterbeast999 4 роки тому +3

      unique? I'm not so sure about that. but it does have an effect and I've already been told what it is . it's up to you if you want to know.

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 4 роки тому +5

      olzhas1one Figured as much.

  • @lghtngfan
    @lghtngfan 4 роки тому +662

    You mean they've finally developed a game system where someone like me -- with the hands of a 5-year-old -- can finally use the controllers comfortably?!?! I haven't been able to properly play a console game since NES!

    • @windspank530
      @windspank530 4 роки тому +51

      How... How is the Switch and its Joycons suiting you?

    • @HeavyMoonshine19
      @HeavyMoonshine19 4 роки тому +12

      His hands are the size of walnuts I’m guessing

    • @Gobsnachaz
      @Gobsnachaz 4 роки тому +37

      Just grow bigger hands, obviously.

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 роки тому +8

      @@Gobsnachaz bige brian tyime

    • @busterbeast999
      @busterbeast999 4 роки тому +10

      I remember I used to have an Xbox controller roughly the size of a GameCube disc, And another one the size of a vinyl. Back when we had options

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 4 роки тому +392

    "...a fanny fart to the face there..."
    That's an awesome alliteration.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +8

      Idk, I think it stinks (ba dum tss)

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 4 роки тому

      Since the word "fanny" has a different meaning depending on what country you're in, "fanny fart" would be redundant in the US. XD

    • @Sh4ved7ish
      @Sh4ved7ish 4 роки тому +1

      Or acliteration...I'll see myself out.

    • @MikeE_wf
      @MikeE_wf 4 роки тому

      Just letting you know. He lied on that part. You can climb the ladders yourself.

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 3 роки тому

      @@MikeE_wf eh, even if you do, you still teleport awkwardly to the top, the only difference is that you’re much closer to the top, so it’s less of a teleport and more of an upward shift of your position of like, a foot.

  • @alexanderreid8251
    @alexanderreid8251 4 роки тому +46

    "Kissing his biceps and steering with his buttocks"
    Potential Gorgeous Freeman reference?

  • @chrisfratz
    @chrisfratz 4 роки тому +214

    Unfortunately, the voice actor for Eli Vance passed away.

    • @landotucker
      @landotucker 4 роки тому +30

      Not really a fucking surprise when they take so long to get round to making another game in the franchise.

    • @ActualHmanTrash
      @ActualHmanTrash 4 роки тому +26

      @@landotucker well thats mildly insentitive

    • @mr0o
      @mr0o 4 роки тому +24

      @@landotucker I mean, you're not wrong, but Valve isn't the cause of his death. Valve could've made an episode 3 in 2010 and his actor still would've died.

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO 4 роки тому

      @@ActualHmanTrash thoughts and prayers

    • @Punko1969
      @Punko1969 4 роки тому +2

      Fortunately, the voice of Alyx is still alive! Unfortunately, they didn't use her.

  • @jonathanfaber3291
    @jonathanfaber3291 4 роки тому +206

    Yknow perhaps I’m being overly optimistic but VR does seem like the kind of system that would do a real good Metroid game, like if they remade Prime 1 for it or something

    • @LydCal999
      @LydCal999 4 роки тому +30

      I would play the fuck out of a VR Metroid game

    • @jonathanfaber3291
      @jonathanfaber3291 4 роки тому +14

      Paul Bennett ... I mean there’s no reason why it couldn’t just pull out to third person. The need to see where one is going would keep them focused on the morph ball

    • @cractor6307
      @cractor6307 4 роки тому +25

      Apparently complex settings are very demanding so I don't if a game centered in exploring is possible. Maybe in 3 to 5 years?
      That being said, is Nintendo they still don't understand how internet works

    •  4 роки тому +6

      It's possible with Dolphin VR but it suffers from the usual jankiness stemming from never having been intended for that.

    • @Abion47
      @Abion47 4 роки тому +4

      @@jonathanfaber3291 I could see that mechanic getting really motion-sickness-inducing really fast.

  • @oneinathousand2156
    @oneinathousand2156 4 роки тому +81

    Can’t wait for
    Half Life Blue Shift 2
    Opposing Forces 2
    Half Life: Magnusson
    Half Life: Gordon’s niece who was in the photo in his locker in the first game
    Hunt Down the Freeman 2

    • @thebiggestnut217
      @thebiggestnut217 4 роки тому +8

      Half-Life: Citizen

    • @rlvideosgunner
      @rlvideosgunner 4 роки тому +11

      That last one is cursed

    • @matthewegan5281
      @matthewegan5281 4 роки тому +11

      @@thebiggestnut217 *Half-Life: Concerned Citizen

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 4 роки тому +3

      @@matthewegan5281 Welp, now that you reminded me of it again in gonna go read through Concerned again

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому

      I kinda wanna see the life of a CP.

  • @Motorata661
    @Motorata661 4 роки тому +126

    I think that this is the most positive Zero punctuation episode ever.

    • @PantheraLeo04
      @PantheraLeo04 4 роки тому +32

      His review of Undertale

    • @patricknnt1301
      @patricknnt1301 4 роки тому +33

      His review of the return of the obra dinn

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 4 роки тому +31

      His orange box review (portal) was glowing. He's a huge valve fan

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 4 роки тому +2

      Soren Ingraham I hope you mean his review of Undertale, and that he didn’t also review _undertail_ *shudder*

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 4 роки тому +1

      Soren Ingraham I hope you mean his review of Undertale, and that he didn’t also review _undertail_ *shudder*

  • @TomMcMorrow
    @TomMcMorrow 4 роки тому +32

    "Sometimes Half Life storytelling feels like what happens when an entire game has Aspergers Syndrome"
    *laughs in Aspergers*

  • @medicbag2718
    @medicbag2718 4 роки тому +58

    As a guy with aspergers, wish i had a personality as loved as half life.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 4 роки тому +14

      Don't we all. XD
      Though I've found being a massive weirdo can work wonders relative to... Certain other... Qualities aspergers has provided...
      Then again that only works if you're the right kind of weird, I suppose...
      oh well. Back to biting my boyfriend. >__

    • @AmericanDash
      @AmericanDash 4 роки тому

      ooooooooooof I felt that, man

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 4 роки тому +5

      It's more an acquired skill than a natural one, and can be a bit of a crapshoot under bad circumstances, but much like a sociopath, we can learn to fashion effective masks. Just put enough of the real you in there for people to appreciate.

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 4 роки тому

      Same 'ere

  • @GraeHall
    @GraeHall 4 роки тому +14

    Hearing you like both the Index and Half-Life: Alyx made me excited to try out VR and to get back into the Half-Life universe. Fantastic review Yahtzee. You haven't lost a single step, you've gained some.

  • @mtw7025
    @mtw7025 4 роки тому +62

    Theres actually a hand climbing option on the game, just look at the menu :)

    • @fwg1994
      @fwg1994 4 роки тому +12

      Can't climb down ladders though. Also extremely disorienting your first couple times, but pretty fine after that.

    • @PepicWalrus
      @PepicWalrus 4 роки тому +1

      It still does the zip to the top though. Like if you start climbing and walk forward you rocket up to the top not just the teleport.

    • @ShenDoodles
      @ShenDoodles 4 роки тому +1

      @@charlesbowman8383 You zip to the top if you accidentally fail to grab a rung. I guess it's just better and more fair than falling.

  • @telekinesticman
    @telekinesticman 4 роки тому +55

    So weird hearing Yahtzee being actually quite positive on a game, it made me happy. Loved this game myself and glad to hear from another big fan of VR.

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 4 роки тому +4

      The free tech helps

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +2

      @@JenkemSuperfan not quite. He already had an Oculus Rift prior to Valve sending him an Index

  • @fazzle7788
    @fazzle7788 4 роки тому +61

    I'm beginning to lose track of time and which day it is until a zp episode comes out then I say "oh it's Wednesday"

  • @zmanattacksyou
    @zmanattacksyou 4 роки тому +35

    Can't wait for Half Life 3 to be on the next best Smart Fridge

    • @Rebar77_real
      @Rebar77_real 4 роки тому +4

      They'll wait for that until they can plug the matrix style jack into the ports that are currently occupied by our eyeballs.

    • @coolertuep
      @coolertuep 4 роки тому

      A smart fridge doesn’t allow for a better gaming expierence, Vr does. That’s why it’s chosen.

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 4 роки тому +40

    “No! You can’t just come out with a vr game to tease HL3!”
    “Haha money printer go brrt”

  • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
    @sernoddicusthegallant6986 4 роки тому +56

    You heard it here people, Yahtzee has big hands
    And you know what people say about men with big hands...
    They wear big gloves

  • @Next0gen0
    @Next0gen0 4 роки тому +9

    "You need everything to have mainstream appeal?"
    I was about to say "Yeah, if you want it to be cheaper". But let's be honest, if the current gaming industry could get away with selling everything as overpriced gimmicks with tech demo's attached to them, damn straight we'd see them flooding the market.

  • @dominics.8796
    @dominics.8796 4 роки тому +2

    1:29 - I appreciate this attention to continuity, especially since I remember when he made that comment.

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 4 роки тому +13

    Be a bit hard to have Eli’s voice actor come back without a spiritualist.

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal 4 роки тому +8

    Caviar with peanut M&Ms?
    Hold on. I got to try something.

  • @avianKneecaps
    @avianKneecaps 3 роки тому +3

    can I just say that representing a game having aspergers by slapping some vulcan ears on half life 2 as it asks if you like star trek is the funniest and most accurate thing I've ever seen from this channel.

  • @Pineappolis
    @Pineappolis Рік тому +1

    It really speaks highly of the staying power of ZP that Yahtz got a free $1,000 piece of hardware as a reviewer. I know he's a VR proponent but most companies were massively scaling back the number of reviewers who even got game codes for games around this time for (generally) all but the most positive reviewers.
    Of course, it tracks with the fact that I (as with a lot of people) am far more likely to buy something than to _not_ buy something based on ZP despite its tone but I'm genuinely impressed the relevant people noticed that.

  • @TheBadlandsSandvich
    @TheBadlandsSandvich 4 роки тому +5

    In regards to the ladder complaint:
    You can actually set it in the setting so you grab each latter rung and lift yourself up.
    Yahtzee had it set to the teleport function and never knew you could change it.
    (Which leads me to think I didn't know about the other movement options too.)

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 4 роки тому +2

      that setting seems to fuck up half the time and still teleport you.

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 4 роки тому +4

      @@swedneck no. It's by design. If you let go or miss a rung while climbing, it puts you at the top to avoid making the player fall

  • @elijahjones2483
    @elijahjones2483 4 роки тому +7

    It would have been really impressive if they managed to get the voice actor for Eli back because he died in 2017.

  • @stefan1932
    @stefan1932 4 роки тому +8

    I commend Valve for seemingly rewriting the book on video game possibilities for the third time, but damn, VR ain't cheap.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 роки тому +1

      Just a few more years and those pcs will be affordable with used headsets.

  • @Matthew-zx8cs
    @Matthew-zx8cs 4 роки тому +3

    You can actually climb ladders manually. I wish there was a similar option to make certain ledge or tunnel/crouching transitions manual as well.

  • @bloodypommelstudios7144
    @bloodypommelstudios7144 4 роки тому +4

    I'm glad to see you love VR after hearing your thoughts on the Wii motion controls. VR gaming and particularly the Quest seems like everything Nintendo wanted to be but just wasn't ready for.

  • @TheGoldenGear
    @TheGoldenGear 4 роки тому +2

    My experience with Half Life Alyx ladders was manually climbing down one and dying of fall damage on the second last pole because the game kept wanting to teleport down and didn't really like me manually doing it.

  • @bfg10k42
    @bfg10k42 4 роки тому +19

    Every mention of Brutal Doom on this channel makes 5 kittens each get forced onto the street by their owners. Even though that's basically every mention of BD in general.

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 4 роки тому +1

      so, you´re saying that if I want free kittens,all I have to do is mention Brutal doom? sign me up.

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 4 роки тому +5

      Why what's wrong with it?

  • @crashstudi0s
    @crashstudi0s 4 роки тому +14

    updated 28 secs... Damn i woke up early for online class and here I am

    • @djdeckstar
      @djdeckstar 4 роки тому

      Luis Zuñiga you know this comes out a week earlier on the escapist website

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone 4 роки тому +3

    Today we salute Yahtzee's ongoing efforts to keep the word "bonce" alive in the popular lexicon.

  • @michaelrobertson4298
    @michaelrobertson4298 4 роки тому +2

    This feels strange. He mentioned rummaging through rooms for supplies, but didn’t mention the thing that made it fun as fuck, the gravity gloves!

    • @ShenDoodles
      @ShenDoodles 4 роки тому

      Virgin Boneworks: Pick things up
      Chad Alyx: Yank things towards your hands without touching them

  • @MyNameIsBucket
    @MyNameIsBucket 4 роки тому +8

    Yes, you were the ONLY one who predicted that Valve wouldn't make another HL game until gaming technology significantly changed - by using your unique and inimitable ability to hear Gabe Newell say that exact thing on multiple occasions.

  • @IamtheWV17
    @IamtheWV17 4 роки тому

    > Got a Vive Pro two weeks ago
    > Play a bunch of warm up games to train VR legs
    > Play through Boneworks first to experience it independently of Alyx…
    > Also play Boneworks with smooth turn and maximum discomfort to make 100% sure my VR legs are ready for full Alyx immersion
    > I have defeated VR sickness
    > It's Alyx time!!!

  • @SomeRandomJackAss
    @SomeRandomJackAss 4 роки тому +25

    VR will stop being niche once the hardware stops costing as much as a used car.

    • @d11asian
      @d11asian 4 роки тому

      What used car is like $150?

  • @hackcubit9663
    @hackcubit9663 4 роки тому +1

    I lost it at "pathologically unobservant," a pair of words I'd never thought I'd hear plopped together in a sentence. It seems very appropriate that it would be Yahtzee Croshaw who'd make me LMAO from hearing such a phrase. The visuals helped, too.

  • @storm6929
    @storm6929 4 роки тому +157

    half-life 4, can't wait half-life hunt down the freeman 2

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 4 роки тому +8

      Hunt down the freeman had nothing to do with Valve luckily.

    • @baileycownley1868
      @baileycownley1868 4 роки тому +4

      NO!
      No. There will never be hunt down the freeman 2. NEVER.

    • @hjy2187418
      @hjy2187418 4 роки тому +14

      @@baileycownley1868 hunt down the alyx

    • @smokinggnu6584
      @smokinggnu6584 4 роки тому

      @@mnamethonk Except their implicit approval for it by it being on Steam... and still being there, as i just checked.

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 4 роки тому +1

      @@smokinggnu6584 That doesn't mean it had anything to do with Valve.

  • @Ikbob11
    @Ikbob11 Рік тому +1

    Whenever I play, I wish I had a fucking crowbar every time a headcrab jumps at me. Your only other option is dodge or try to catch it with your offhand.
    You can also use a physics item as a shield, but come on can't I just bludgeon it with a cardboard box?

  • @totalmadnesman
    @totalmadnesman 4 роки тому +10

    The last bit Yahtzee, really good! I like your take on the mainstreaming of our beloved media(s)!

  • @Jamandabop
    @Jamandabop 3 роки тому +1

    On the other hand, as VR becomes more widespread, well be able to have seperated social experiences with other people while playing that mimic real life much more closely.

  • @LiamPennington
    @LiamPennington 4 роки тому +4

    Lockdown has caused Yatz to break the fourth wall more times than often. Has it driven him mad or....less mad?

    • @Nightmster
      @Nightmster 4 роки тому +1

      maybe it has driven him so mad that his madness looped back a bit?

  • @fallout921
    @fallout921 4 роки тому +1

    I’m not sure why everyone has trouble with half life ladders. They’re all intuitive to use. Walk up to it and look the direction you want to go. Half life two even lets you press e to automatically dismount onto the nearest surface

  • @fokii9880
    @fokii9880 4 роки тому +15

    Yahtzee’s hands must be huge.
    He’s *always* complaining about controllers being too small for his hands.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 4 роки тому +2

      He's also ridiculously tall

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 4 роки тому +1

      I will say the Steam VR button is pretty hard to push if you are trying to push it with the tip of your thumb. What you should do is push it on the bottom of your thumb, but it's in a way that you won't ever accidentally push it mid game, unlike the HTC Vive controllers

  • @Crash-kp9cf
    @Crash-kp9cf 4 роки тому

    Yathzee: But so fucking what
    My favorite argument that works 90% of the time

  • @OriginalMajesty
    @OriginalMajesty 4 роки тому +3

    Not watched this guy in over 6 years, really nice to see he's still entertaining as ever. Thanks man

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 4 роки тому +1

    Want to feel old? The time between Hλlf-life 2: ep 2's release and Hλlf-life: Alyx's release was 13 years.
    A human was born, lived, and is currently 13 y/o. That includes me.

    • @MrHatman26
      @MrHatman26 3 роки тому

      Meanwhile I went from nursery to college in that time.

  • @niccy266
    @niccy266 4 роки тому +12

    Funnily enough, showing Barney as an example of a voice actor that didn't come back is kinda the worst example you could've made... because he voices G-man!

  • @Jack-hk4nn
    @Jack-hk4nn 4 роки тому +1

    Just checked, Robert Guillaume (Eli Vance) died not too long ago. :(

  • @zJoriz
    @zJoriz 4 роки тому +3

    I paused the video at "wanna see my Kurt Cobain impression" to take a bite out of my food. Needless to say, I promptly snorted it all out again.

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 2 роки тому +1

    Why do I think I understand why caviar with peanut M&Ms would be terrible despite having never tried caviar?

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +5

    "Sucks To Be Jeff" better become a meme by next month

  • @milis758
    @milis758 4 роки тому +1

    You can climb ladders normally but you have to use the continues movement option selected

  • @DrEcho
    @DrEcho 4 роки тому +6

    Until he is employed elsewhere, I'd say Yahtzee is a lovely piece of Escapist fantasy if you know what I'm saying

  • @scottjacobson6619
    @scottjacobson6619 4 роки тому +1

    the strap on the index controller pushes in at the top and you can move it to allow for thumb placement adjustments. idk if you know and the problem still persists, but every once in a while i feel that way and then i adjust the controller and it feels better.

  • @imreplyingtothiscomment2378
    @imreplyingtothiscomment2378 4 роки тому +3

    One of the best VR ever made calling it now

  • @BaioWithMayo
    @BaioWithMayo 4 роки тому +1

    "Wanna see my kurt Cobain impressive" oh man that one got me, never stop

  • @BrianRabadue
    @BrianRabadue 4 роки тому +3

    Yes, my opinion on russel has been somewhat validated!
    I really wish they used Kleiner instead.

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 3 роки тому

      Nah. Using established characters to fill every role shrinks the universe rather than growing it. It seems unrealistic to have every major character from last game play a role in this one. Makes it seem like they were only included because we expect them to be.
      To me it feels like kleiner was busy with sometime else and to me that makes the world feel real and bigger.
      With that said, half life 2 introduced a ton of new characters, why can't alyx?
      Kleiner and Eli were both basically introduced in 2 since they were non-unique unnamed npcs in the first one. Barney too.a

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 4 роки тому

    That ladder thing only happens if you're using teleport or dash. If you use smooth locomotion, you actually climb it and when you get to the top it lightly zips you forwards so you don't fall back down

  • @ncolvin05
    @ncolvin05 4 роки тому +6

    ZP: the only reason to watch anything from the escapist.

  • @pokemonchase9876
    @pokemonchase9876 Рік тому

    Technically you can climb all the way up the ladder, but it does teleport you at the end when you need to get up to the ledge.

  • @virginiafusilier6981
    @virginiafusilier6981 4 роки тому +3

    Oh this was a brilliant review. One of my favorites to date. Well done Yahtzee!! XD I love all your jaunts to the viewers (us) who nitpick and honestly it was awesome. Keep it up! (And give your poor dog a treat, damnit!)

  • @tycho_m
    @tycho_m 4 роки тому +2

    I'm not a reviewer so I had to fork over two suitcases full of my monthly wage slave lobster croquets for the Index, but by motherfuck is it ever worth it. I have restarted the game after a few chapters three times now just because I want to soak it all in and extend the unique step forward in controlling the input and the subsequent immersion into a game world that it provides. It shows that Valve really, really sees hardware tech and software tech as a cohesive fairytale marriage where both amplify and synergize and complement each other perfectly. HL1 did it with storytelling, world building and putting the player in the protagonist's seat without text exposition. HL2 did it with storytelling, world building, putting the player in the protagonist's seat, incredible simulated physics and never been done before gameplay mechanics that weren't just a gimmick but felt integral to the world. HL:A did all of the above with the closeness and directness of VR controller input and beaming information straight into your eyeballs. An absolute masterpiece. Had to turn off the video at the 2 minute mark because you started talking about the ending, but it seems you were also blown away

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 4 роки тому +5

    "If they do mod a non-vr version of Alyx..."
    They already have.

  • @KeithFraser82
    @KeithFraser82 4 роки тому

    Zero Punctuation indie rock band name of the week: Queefing Rocket Exhaust

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 4 роки тому +6

    This may be the most glowing review I've heard for this game! I'm shocked!

    • @rustpin8715
      @rustpin8715 4 роки тому +7

      Must be the only review you've seen then.

  • @skeltek7487
    @skeltek7487 4 роки тому +1

    I've yet to see a VR multiplayer boxing game. Apparently those have a pretty realistic force feedback function.

  • @spencers5898
    @spencers5898 4 роки тому +3

    Thing is, VR isn't just niche within the games industry as a whole. It's niche amongst actual gaming enthusiasts. A lot of us just don't see the appeal of playing games that way, and having the most competent, accomplished VR game yet be purposely limited in scope so as to accommodate the nature of VR doesn't really help to make a case for it.

  • @canceroushit5933
    @canceroushit5933 4 роки тому

    The funniest part of the ladders in Alyx is when you turn on the physics climb and you’re trying to climb like a normal person and you slip and then you FALL UP right onto the platform like something straight from Jack Sparrow himself

  • @johnsmithworth9296
    @johnsmithworth9296 4 роки тому +7

    It seems like valve doesnt release games unless they are innovative, half life with its atmosphere and game play, portal with its portals and half life two with its physics and now that the games industry Has pretty much exhausted every other innovative idea they had to wait till vr came out to make a new half life game. Can't wait till 2055 when half life 3 comes out on the deep dive virtual reality wear you transfer your own consciousness into a computer. Wonder how long it'll take VNN to mentally break again over time

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 4 роки тому +1

      In an interview someone in Valve said they often try to make new games but if they're not happy with the result they just drop them.

    • @kveller555
      @kveller555 4 роки тому +2

      @@Carlos-ln8fd The fact that they were happy with Artifact worries me :P

    • @amspook
      @amspook 4 роки тому +1

      @@kveller555
      They are making Artifact 2.0
      They know they messed up big time.

  • @Dogtorbox
    @Dogtorbox 4 роки тому

    Press the start button on the index controller with the inside of the joint on your thumb, not the tip

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 4 роки тому +5

    This isn't a comment on the quality of the review, which is excellent, but when I clicked on this video I thought I'd care.
    Oh, Alyx, that could be interesting, I thought. But it wasn't anymore. After so many years of Valve pushing off, teasing, faffing about, and finally just saying there wouldn't be any more Half Life, I'd gotten over it. I had mourned and moved on. I just didn't really care anymore. I had found other games and other stories.
    So when Valve finally announced Alyx, especially for a platform I didn't plan on buying, it was nothing but a shrug and back to doing other, more exciting things. They just waited too long, played too coy. I'm a little disappointed to discover that I just don't care as much about this title as I once might have thought I would.

  • @alkaholic4848
    @alkaholic4848 4 роки тому

    1:31 - that's the very first thing that popped up into my head straight away when i heard about Half Life Alyx.... ZeroPunctuation's prophecy coming true. I remember listening to the time you said it and me thinking yeah he's probably hit the nail on the head there.

  • @muaddib6987
    @muaddib6987 4 роки тому +4

    Gaben: Half Life 4 is the perfect simulation. You are born in it and you will die in it. We call it the Matrix.

  • @connorbroderick7148
    @connorbroderick7148 4 роки тому +1

    I actually think Yahtzee is wrong about VR not breaking out into main stream. The oculus quest sold out, and is still in back order production to catch up with all the people who wanted to buy one.

  • @whodis715
    @whodis715 4 роки тому +10

    Had to refund boneworks after playing hla
    It truly is the pinnacle. Most other games feel terrible now because they dont compare
    This is a good push for quality now that vr needs

    • @d11asian
      @d11asian 4 роки тому

      Eh idk I still feel like boneworks had alot more to offer in terms of object, environment and physics interactions and alyx kinda felt disappointing in that regard

    • @Ddarkan
      @Ddarkan 4 роки тому

      I mean.. While I also like the absorbing nature and environment of HL: Alyx over Boneworks, Boneworks is still great physics fun and definitely isn't overshadowed to the point of irrelevancy.

    • @whodis715
      @whodis715 4 роки тому

      @@d11asian boneworks is more of a playground i feel
      Like its even stated in the game its just a tech demo.
      Compared to a more linear game yeah it would offer more variety
      But i feel alyx is a VR game. A game experienced just through a new medium
      While bw is a neat little demo of what you can experience in vr. Just a well polished showcase
      Im sure the switch from bw to hla is more subtle. But its a jarring difference in mechanics by regressing to bw

    • @d11asian
      @d11asian 4 роки тому

      @@whodis715 I don't think it qualifies as a demo it's a full fledged game yo
      The games poking fun at the idea it can somehow have a full length campaign and explore all of its concepts in a nearly endless ceiling of possibility and still somehow just be brushed off as a demonstration by naysahers it's not actually stating its a demo
      Idk man hl alyx feels like a step back in terms of how interactive a platform built around object and environment interactivity can be. Especially considering a game from a series synonymous with a melee weapon doesn't even allow you to do damage with any blunt object at the very least. Kinda feels like hl alyx plays it too safe for the sake of presentation and accessibility and boneworks allows you to do everything in a traditional half life game and more while alyx shares not a whole lot with the rest of the series

  • @gambalinglad
    @gambalinglad 4 роки тому

    4:41 you can turn on a setting where you can climb letters manually

  • @Brusanan
    @Brusanan 4 роки тому +4

    I really disagree with your point about VR not being a social thing. Watching other people experience VR, especially for the first time, is great. That's exactly what made the Quest so popular.

  • @BlackVulpine
    @BlackVulpine 4 роки тому

    “He’s got a point there” is perhaps the most common thought to pop through my mind when watching just about any ZP video.