“When he was born his mom farted during labor and it gave him diabetes that he uses to fight crime!” “That is NOT how people get diabetes!” I almost died laughing.
As far as I know there's two types of diabetes: genetic (type 1), and acquired (type 2), both are because your body's renal system is defective/failing and doesn't filter waste as it should, I think, but in the type 2 you can go in and out (as long as you don't decimate your body with pills and stuff). And I've heard there's people who really can't get diabetes?, but I don't know how that works.
@@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 wrong, very wrong. you are only right that type 1 is (mostly) genetic, usually triggered by a big stress on your immune system like serious illness (mine was triggered by a really bad case of chicken pox when i was 3, now i am 29), where white blood cells get confused and start attacking pancreas cells that produce insulin (which is necessary to drive blood glucose into cells where it can be converted to energy, without insulin you reach toxic levels of blood glucose and damage your whole body, mainly kidneys and nerves. So type 1 diabetics cant produce insulin and have to inject it. Type 2 diabetes is resistance to insulin caused by poor high carb (sugar) diet. Usually older and obese people have it. By eating too much sugar over decades of their lives, their pancreas have had to release so much insulin that their cells have become resistent to insulin (dont react to it, kinda like if your wife yells at you all day every day, you start to ignore her), meaning your natural insulin is not enough to drive blood glucose into cells and same damage as with type 1 occurs. People require much more insulin and have to inject it (kinda like if your wife bought megaphone to be louder in the previous yelling example). So type 1 and type 2 have the same outcomes when poorly treated, but the cause is completely different, type 1 diabetics cant produce their own insulin, a type 2 diabetics produce insulin but it is not working well enough, so both type 1 and 2 have to inject insulin to survive, be on a strict diet with no sugar and exactly measured amount of carbs, and keep their blood glucose within a tight range or they could die.
i completely agree. its just so random, stupid, and funny. the delivery implying that you are about to fight the mob ruined by drunk randy is one of the funniest south park moments ever
ikr like I was explaining it to my brother and he's like so if new kid and mysterion are the only ones to have powers why can they all beat people up with special powers and I was like.... well...... they kinda all just go along with their games
Yes, it is not easy to knock down a drunk person, because it does not hurt (Randy said this at 2:25). Plus, a drunk person does not care about the feelings of another person, so he cannot be stopped.
First fight, he was drunk on beer. Second fight, he's drunk on red wine. Bet he's gonna come back later when he's drunk on whiskey and be even tougher :P
It's sad to think how a group of little kids beat up a grown man who is drunk and in the stick of truth these military guys couldn't kill a nazi zombie with a gun but a little kid could with toy weapons
man this game is pure shit comparing to the stick of truth. its too slow,over-complicated and it can hardly keep my attention. stick of truth was 10000000000 better, too bad it was too short :(
Am I the only one who unironically LOVES this boss' title card? Seriously looks awesome Edit: Jesus fuck what the hell happened, what did I do to cause this topic in the comments. Both of y'all chill out.
The boss fight cards were amazing. I don't dislike Snow Day by any means. But this style of gameplay and animation made me so happy. It was like playing one massive South Park episode!
One time my boss was red wine drunk out vomiting and going ham, and i was inside smoking with some friends like "yeh, red wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk" lol
Randy's the only dude I know who's fighting skills get better with his pants down around his ankles.
MerkinMuffly He's channeling Randy from the Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah, Randy vs Bubbles fights are epic.
I think all people named Randy fight better without a shirt or pants or both.
Because your the best
Harper Harper AROOUND
“When he was born his mom farted during labor and it gave him diabetes that he uses to fight crime!”
“That is NOT how people get diabetes!”
I almost died laughing.
Probably get pink eye
Fooooooooreshadowing...?
"Let’s see your diabetes save you now!"
As far as I know there's two types of diabetes: genetic (type 1), and acquired (type 2), both are because your body's renal system is defective/failing and doesn't filter waste as it should, I think, but in the type 2 you can go in and out (as long as you don't decimate your body with pills and stuff). And I've heard there's people who really can't get diabetes?, but I don't know how that works.
@@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 wrong, very wrong. you are only right that type 1 is (mostly) genetic, usually triggered by a big stress on your immune system like serious illness (mine was triggered by a really bad case of chicken pox when i was 3, now i am 29), where white blood cells get confused and start attacking pancreas cells that produce insulin (which is necessary to drive blood glucose into cells where it can be converted to energy, without insulin you reach toxic levels of blood glucose and damage your whole body, mainly kidneys and nerves. So type 1 diabetics cant produce insulin and have to inject it.
Type 2 diabetes is resistance to insulin caused by poor high carb (sugar) diet. Usually older and obese people have it. By eating too much sugar over decades of their lives, their pancreas have had to release so much insulin that their cells have become resistent to insulin (dont react to it, kinda like if your wife yells at you all day every day, you start to ignore her), meaning your natural insulin is not enough to drive blood glucose into cells and same damage as with type 1 occurs. People require much more insulin and have to inject it (kinda like if your wife bought megaphone to be louder in the previous yelling example).
So type 1 and type 2 have the same outcomes when poorly treated, but the cause is completely different, type 1 diabetics cant produce their own insulin, a type 2 diabetics produce insulin but it is not working well enough, so both type 1 and 2 have to inject insulin to survive, be on a strict diet with no sugar and exactly measured amount of carbs, and keep their blood glucose within a tight range or they could die.
This battle was one of the funniest in South Park history. Randy’s entrance and motivation for coming after diabetes is so over the top.
i feel like underpants warlock fight is more funnier
i completely agree. its just so random, stupid, and funny. the delivery implying that you are about to fight the mob ruined by drunk randy is one of the funniest south park moments ever
Jared fight was hilarious
You're forgetting his boss intro 1:26
Tf you mean was the funniest bruh I was over here raging cause he kept claiming he won and lost the fight even tho I still had teammates alive
I like how almost every character has agreed to take turns attacking when fighting the kids lol
Hey, as long you can beat up kids
@@gio-gioarmani2268 *The FBI will remember that*
ikr like I was explaining it to my brother and he's like so if new kid and mysterion are the only ones to have powers why can they all beat people up with special powers and I was like.... well...... they kinda all just go along with their games
even the monster underneath the police station was like sure 🤪
@@brook7013 And Spontaneous Bootay
Can we just agree that Captain Diabetes is the REAL Hero, here?
He's one of the more responsible ones! God bless Captain Diabetes!
I got my mom to fart on me. but no super powers yet... :(
He’s fighting alongside Ezio and not looking dumb. Sure.
Cyborg Gunslinger U ARE IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE >:C
U just want likes
“Select your color, this won’t affect the game difficulty, just every other aspect of your life”
Too funny!
1:19 even the new kid is scared to see how strong randy is when he's drunk
*red wine drunk
"How long until Daredevil becomes The Punisher? Three seasons!"
Man, that hurts
"Fine. Fastpass, take her to your hous..."
"OK!"
Oh I get it with that episode (I forgot)
CJusticeHappe
he disappeared pretty damn fast there, didn't he 😆
Swag Anderson Gamer but the talent show is tomorrow!
LOLOLOLOL
"Uh uh, that's not fair. You can't be using your to speed up time and skip people turns and shit."
Yes! You can use the glitch to speed up time and skip the enemies turn!
@@yolandasaucedo6642 hes quoting the game
This boss fight introduction had me in laughing in tears... Sadly, many can relate to the "red wine drunk relative" boss fight.
I had the battle irl I was level 13 and the boss was level 26 but won somehow
@@NoobyTheGamer holy shit
@@NoobyTheGamerwhen you skip the side quests but win anyway cuz you're a alpha gamer
They won’t let me drink it anymore… damn
Yes, it is not easy to knock down a drunk person, because it does not hurt (Randy said this at 2:25). Plus, a drunk person does not care about the feelings of another person, so he cannot be stopped.
"Gimme back....MY FUCKING KEYS!"
"Sir! You are too drunk to drive"
"Then...DIIIIIIEE!!"
Taquito-Blade Give The Key TO ME!
First fight, he was drunk on beer.
Second fight, he's drunk on red wine.
Bet he's gonna come back later when he's drunk on whiskey and be even tougher :P
And He's gonna have an colt??
Get's drunk on vodka and he becomes russian
Cantaloupe 1337 like Daddy Putin
Tequila drunk Randy is his final form!
David von Doom nah, Vodquila drunk is his Supreme Form.
Red Wine Drunk Randy has probably my favorite splash art in the entire game.
Unintentional pun there lol
god, I love how when the kids start actually getting into whatever they're doing it starts to warp reality.
Funnily enough, Captain Diabetes is one of the best allies
What I'm not allowed to defend Myself, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's sad to think how a group of little kids beat up a grown man who is drunk and in the stick of truth these military guys couldn't kill a nazi zombie with a gun but a little kid could with toy weapons
Video games logic.
A lawn dart is no toy weapon.
And his ass. Don't forget about his ass.
Its sad u watched it
Farting sarin gas is not fun guys.
it's true ...... red wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk ....
tony macintosh i dont get it
+Game God check ur privilege
Game God drink 2 bottles of red wine then you will
If by worst you mean best then... Yeah
Fsih Noguld if not from the booze then certainly from gettin your ass whooped by a bunch of kids dressed as super heros
Randy sure is strong when he is drunk and no one tried to shoot him XD
It's funny how the gangsters are more terrified of the drunk man then the literal superheroes in that room.
Because red wine drunk 🍷 is the worst kind of drunk
this whole situation kills me everytime, from classi throwing insults, the mob acknowledging them as superheroes and stan marsh being drunk
*Randy
Fast pass just sped off before anyone else could say a thing
Yatziry Tavarez -OK!
Jesus, red wine Randy beat the dog shit out of those gangsters. Red wine Randy is a beast. Be like red wine Randy.
My god this game is too fucking funny. Possibly the greatest boss fight EVER. Although I'm not near finished the game yet ;)
Hey Jarod are you here to troll something or just for fun?
man this game is pure shit comparing to the stick of truth. its too slow,over-complicated and it can hardly keep my attention. stick of truth was 10000000000 better, too bad it was too short :(
Captain Diabetes is the best superhero ever!
@Ruddy Aristocrat, I know. He almost made me want to have diabetes.
I really like Toolshed.
I like how at 1:52 classi is self aware about new kids powers
Red Wine drunk, the worst kind of drunk there is. Ain’t that the truth.
When he was born his mom farted during labor and it gave him diabetes that he uses to fight crime
Im dying XDD
Jimmy actually having super speed.
The way he says Then Die like a built up villian with a evil backstory always gets me.
Oh god Randy... go home your drunk, oh wait that's right he can't... lol x,DD
Jesus Christ, Fast Pass took that stripper home REAL quick.
1:46 lol that dialogue 😂
I never laughed that much in my life , this game is way beyond the expectations.
But in all honesty, red wine drunk is the BEST kind of drunk.
Not that I’m proud of it, but I’ve genuinely drank a box of red wine and then demanded my car keys.
Red wine drunk IS the worst there is. Especially when you wake up in the morning. You do that once, and never again
Just noticed that Randy does a Mortal Kombat stance.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
1:42 he has the power of KING CRIMSION
*"When he was born his mom farted during labor and it gave him diabetes that he uses to fight crime!"*
Me: wtf XD
6:24 How Jimmy bolted
Randy coming in out of nowhere is the best
Oh my god, Ezio's AC2 outfit.
God I love those splash intros for bosses
Lets appreciate the fact that he saved the kids.
But then tried to kill them like two minutes later lol
Lost it at "Poop emoji"
Seeing as the enemies have their own attacks and it actually shows them, I’m a little upset you can’t play as them.
When a man losses his tegrity
How the hell did you get an assassins creed garb?
It's a reward for Ubisoft members I believe. There's also an iron man outfit there
MonkeyPassion 21 ubisot members ?
MagicToast Yes, all you need to do is go on the Ubisoft store or whatever they call it , sign in and get the stuff.
MonkeyPassion 21 thats all?
MagicToast that's all. It costs about 40 points which you can earn in game
I like that when he’s drunk he screams but he say give me my fucking keys so calmly
The funny thing is: Randy WALKED all the way over there to get his keys to drive for more drinks 😂
Man that mafia guy got so burned he needs some burn cream
Fastpass moves very fast when he is holding a pretty lady.
They make every villain look cool
The artstyle in south park has come a long way
back then everything was simple and didnt have much detail but now..
0:54 Nobody was kidding about Red Wine. 🍷
This scene caught me off guard and I laughed so fucking hard when Randy busted in.
Am I the only one who unironically LOVES this boss' title card? Seriously looks awesome
Edit: Jesus fuck what the hell happened, what did I do to cause this topic in the comments. Both of y'all chill out.
You're an embarrassment to your family
It kicks ass
@@BulkBogan1920 said bulk bogan
@Bulk Bogan You are an embarrassment to real Joel fans everywhere.
*You don’t speak for us shithead*
@@trollking6315 you're literally speaking for Joel you moron
You don't even know what Joel thinks
Red Wine Drunk Randy could take on an army.
I think it’s great that Scott took away Randy’s keys due to being drunk
The boss fight cards were amazing.
I don't dislike Snow Day by any means.
But this style of gameplay and animation made me so happy.
It was like playing one massive South Park episode!
One reason why I love this game is because not only are the boss fights really fun it's also simple with the turn playing system
This fight on the hardest difficulty is ridiculous.
Th e new kid looks dope in assassin's creed outfit
It’s a classic South Park moment when a pantsless wino geologist tears a squad of armed mobsters to shit.
I see Randy. I click.
Attention seeker cough attention seeker
0:28
I laughed so hard
Randy sounded badass with that "Die...!"
1:42 Classi killed me 😂
Fucking love Classi's commentary during this 😂
1:19 YOU are in no condition to drive!
One time my boss was red wine drunk out vomiting and going ham, and i was inside smoking with some friends like "yeh, red wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk" lol
- Drunk as shit
- Can't type properly
- Constantly drinking red wine
*How did not trip up from his pants?*
“I WANT MY KEYS!!!” -Red Wine Drunk Randy.
1:40 - 1:51
*This is the ability of King Crimson*
If All Might and Captain Diabetes combined...
All Diabetes... That's a dangerous fusion given how one of the fusees is Scott Malkinson.
Omg randy is the best character ever.
Love the artwork of the bosses
1:02
He’s wasted on Red Wine! Red-Wine drunk is the worst drunk there is!
I love the introductionshots so much XD
“Your diabetes can’t save you now” 🤣🤣🤣
Drunk Randy is life
I love Classi's accent.
One of the drippiest intros ever
The cutscenes are hilarious!
this is the only part in the game where I died.
I have to admit the red wine randy picture is pretty bad ass.
5 years later still a good video
*Thought the ending said ‘boss fight diabetes’* 😂😂
Made me laugh 0:16
I drank a whole bottle of Red Wine and I can confirm I fought a kid with diabetes and a kid that is apparently the chosen one.
Wonder how randy beats 4 grown mans easily but gets defeated against 4 kids xd
Legend has it Randy is the founder of drunken boxing
Oh damn that Daredevil show reference
There are two Randy's in existence who can fight better with their pants off:
South Park Randy and Trailer Park Randy.
You know you're woozy of his blood because he's your dad
All right, Captain Diabetes... THIS IS IT... Give me...my FUCKIN’ keys.
YOU are in no condition to drive!
😆, I take it that those near the top- right corner at 1:27 are his keys? 😅 (Also, holy sh*t, Randy, you sure can kick *ss when you're drunk! 😅😆😅)
Damn dude siiiiick channel, such great content
I've watched a few of your videos, and at this point I don't know that I ever played this game, even though I remember doing so.