If Lockheed-Martin made a Christmas commercial
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Happy Holidays from Lockheed-Martin!
Christmas commercial parody with JP Sears and Brent Pella
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"Gift wrapped in government deniability"🤣 Merry Christmas patriots!
Isn’t it great when UA-camrs have better skits than SNL?
We definitely live in the times of wars ,and roomers of wars
rumors, son.
@@Vmaxfodderexactly. It's all a show. And I know that's a Bible verse
is SNL still on the air???
You mean, since UA-cam started?
"Ur Fucked" promo code 😂😂😂
That was my favorite part😂
That should be for everything we have bought since 21😂
😂😂😂😂
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what a deal
My grandad had war as a kid and he still can't stop talking about it even though the pills are supposed to help
Sounds like he didn't use his promo code at the checkout.
He payed for full price war when others got 20% percent less casualties, that's worth talking about he got screwed outta a once in a lifetime deal
That's what happens when you go to those off brand competitors!
You pay twice the cost, for mediocre results! Why do yourself the disservice? Call LOCKHEED Martin today!!
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Don't just play call of duty, feel it - Lockheed Martin.
Is that like "shhh, just let it happen" ?
These two need to do skits more often.
ua-cam.com/video/7_LhAIBGorA/v-deo.html BEST Ever!
They do, mostly under JP Sears account. I think it's called Awaken With JP.
Skit?
"gunning down our prices" - I don't know why that got me
"20% off civilian casualties!" Sounds like a good deal!
Yes, with that special ammo pack purchase, every 5th round is a dud!
Not really Obama’s ‘precision’ drone strikes were 90% civilian casualties.
I’m waiting for that deal. 🤡
Wow! That means I can get an extra casualty FREE with purchase of four!
I'd be a fool to not order more.
“All wars are bankers wars.”
*wankers*
sorry I'm dickslikesex i read it as 'wankers bores' yes agreed....very lucrative indeed !!!
To see who can count their profits faster.
Rich man's war, poor man's fight
Many years ago, I went to the Lockheed Martin plant in fort Worth for the F35 project. As lunch approached, I asked if we were going to their cafeteria. I was told that I did not have a high enough security clearance. I replied , why, what's today's special. Gawd they hated me
War, what is it good for? Christmas.
Sounds like the title of a song. Absolutely nothing.
Too true for western corporate media so it needs to be a skit on yt. Thanks for being better journalists than anything on corporate media.
War spelled backwards is raw... It still has all its nutrients 😂.
honestly, if weapon manufacturers made ads like this, my respect for them would go way up.
im tired of them pretending to be the guardians of freedom. they would sell weapons to russia and N korea if they found a way to get away with it..
Just in time for Christmas. Keep up the fight boys!
That promo code seems to apply to most things today.
You guys are right on it. That was a good one but yet I feel that they really do laugh at us don't they?
We're gunning down our prices!!!!😂
This video is brought to you by Nikki Haley and that's newsome science baby.
Perfect! This is the sale I was lookjng for.
Can I get a 10% off ammo with the 20% civilia... sorry collateral damages?
Make a package, pretty please?
Crying laughing cuz my dad used to work at Lockheed Martin AND Northrup Grumman LMAO
I worked at Rockwell International. Once we were called to a large meeting where the manager held a prayer session for our weapon system to be funded by the DoD.
@goboy6882 dang. Who he pray to, Satan?
@@goboy6882 oh wow, seems right
Your dad was a man 👍🏽
i'm amazed with LockheedMartins technology, bigger bombs but the bombardiers still plug their ears with their fingers.
Thats progress.
That's the ELITEs concern for their pawns...
You forgot SPACE FORCE WAR. War is delightful for those who have no experience of it. Criminals in politics never have to participate in wars now so they love it.
That ring tone is killler😅😅😅
Funny that early 24 a new movie starring Kirsten Dunst is releasing called "Civil War" - predictive programming much?
gotta shove it in your face
The screaming Kids Ringer on the Gun phone lol
That was next level.
i remember bring a kid watching their Christmas specials … wait, no, that was Martin and Lewis … who the hell is Lockheed?
I want a greasy haired Newsome skit!
you've gotten so many already!! haha
😂😂Perfect!
You two do really great work together. The 90s time-traveler skit was great, when i saw this thumbnail there was zero hesitation to head over n watch. This one was so on point!
im looking foward to checking Brents backlog of vids. Dude is funny! Reminds me of like an early 2000s Vince Vaghn but less douchey.
Much less douchey! 😂😂 thanks for being here
@@brentpella definitely much less.....but same time way more Funny.
nah....Mad respect homie. I been watching your vids all day and i cant simp enough lol. appreciate you tho Holm Skillet......
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Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
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He - "Behold the Breath"
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So many of my friends in mechanical engineering department are trying to work there :(
It's been that way for generations. New recruits every year!
WAAAAAAR!!
Because they have a family to feed. My husband's trying to get in with Boeing.
@@SweetMamaG Yeah what an 'honorable' way to feed a family. What a sick society we live in.
@@SweetMamaG There are many there for ideological ideas. I thought that most of those who go to universities end up anti war / pro socialism / far left / etc. But some of those who go working in the defense industry love it.
It’s like these guys have hidden cameras in the halls of Lockheed Martin.
Uhhh...can I get some chocolate covered war? Everything is so much better with a chocolate coating...wait...what about bacon...?
"Boring Civil Wars" and
"LOOK OUT" , we're my favourite quotes...😂
Fallout feel. Loved it.
These commercial is approved by Nikki Haley and Dan Crenshaw.
I can't wait to get a couple of tasks and a few RPGs I wonder what a cobra gunship costs because I might have to go collect some cans and mowe a couple of lawns to get one of those as well awww good times a common 😁👍
I like this, but I'm missing the Newsom impression. 😂
As a kid growing up in the suburbs back in the early- late 60’s.. playing Army was our favorite game.,we had teams, forts, it was fantastic!!! Just last year.. a lady in a suburb called the police and said that there was kids running around the neighborhood with guns screaming Bang your Dead…
Time to put together a defense stock portfolio like I was a Member of Congress
Lockheed used to make civilian aircraft, too, but at some point they must have decided it was not worth competing with Boeing and MD. Just stick to defense contracts, and you are set for life...
BRILLIANT ❤
You forgot israel
Great job guys!! Please do more👍👍🔥🔥
I'll gift my family some shares.
I just invested 2 dollars into lockheed martin 😂
If Lockheed Martin made an honest Christmas TV commercial and we all know that this is just a worst marketing ploy. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
P.S
Actually this commercial is much better than Bud Light. 😉
Great! I'll have 2 please, I have a promo code......'Biden sucks'.......3 billion do it?
After 75 years of black projects... No telling what LM is really working on 🛸🛸🛸🕴️🕴️👽
lol great stuff, I was laughing my ass off with a napalm beside me. Cheers Brent and JP..................and all the best for '24 you guys.
Damn it !! I'm first
The crossover I needed for Christmas
My father worked for lockheed. They layoff workers after 24yrs so no-one gets a pension.
Sponsored by Ukraine.
The only thing missing was Eye Patch McCanns, Eye Patch!
I thought you were Chuck Norris
*refugees included with every order. No limit on refugees regardless of the type of war selected*
If these two are close friends then keep up the good work
This will get you fact checked. I'm surprised there's not a context box.
Think of all the gifts you can keep when you find out your loved one is dead.
I played Risk as a kid, never got into war, unless it's the band War. Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
Forgot to mention their D.E.W.s
"War!... It's fantastic." ~ Hot Shots Part Deux
I thought this was supposed to be a satire channel. When they did they start reporting the news on here?
It must be on purpose that none of the "war" weapons shown are developed by Lockheed Martin. It seems almost impossible to accomplish without trying since LM makes so many military platforms. Partial credit for what may be an Arleigh Burke class destroyer that includes the Aegis Combat System built by Lockheed.
The lead engineer on the aegis targeting system was a close family friend from childhood..now he’s lost his mind and estranged from his wife and 4 kids😀ain’t war great! You don’t even have to go for it to ruin you 👍🏽👍🏽
In that closing scene with JP, and.... um... that other guy... I imagine their characters are docking ... right out of frame. They just get excited for war!!! 2:12
This sounds like something on GTA radio.
ok not trynna be like a nit-picking buzz kill but i was sorta hoping to have specific products mentioned with certain types of people in mind, like "maybe this year get your little sister an armed black hawk helicopter!" but ya know, i appreciate it all the same! 😎
The question is, if Lockheed-Martin made 1 billion in profits for selling weapons, if they could get 1 billion for _not_ making weapons, would they still choose to make them?
The thing is, the track to war is already greased by the energy conglomerates. If Murder Inc. wants to switch to making cookies, there isn't much of a cookie lobby. If they want to make missiles, they are climbing on board the banking, pharmaceutical, fracking, mining, warring, and rebuilding train.
Only you two could make us laugh about war 😂
Guys see the Ryan Long Lockheed CEO message?
Love seeing these 2 together. Merry Christmas to me.
I saw JP at the Funny Bone in Columbus this weekend, it was a great show!
For every ten fighter jets you buy, get one free. Same with the tanks and artillery pcs, good christmas deals.
Great job! Best thing since opening speech in PATTON.
Gold. Man i love your videos. Love from India .
Brent is my Favorite guest. The chemistry is magical !
now do raytheon
Man...Bjorn from Abba now has a sideline in doing comedy skits!. "Gimme gimme Gimme A War after Midnight" or "Take a Chance on this new Improved Body Armour On Me"...sorry...the resemblance to Bjorn just got me...
Should have been L3 corp. Ever since Iraq L3 has been a major player in all things military. Everything from contractors to clean the barracks, to Maintainers to keep your jets and helo's flying. Ships to deliver ammunition and tanks and trucks to golf carts L3's got ya covered! They even do personal security for VIP's and government officials. Friends in the Pentagon? L3's got'em, Friends in congress? L3's got'em by (buy $) the bus load.
Free gift wrapping, a petting zoo, with warthog rides for the kids....act NOW and we'll throw in the OTHER 4 horsemen for FREE!...(limited time offer)
C'mon guys, Lockdown, sorry Lockheed Martin has payroll obligations to meet, someone has to feed all those hungry mouths.
Don't forget Raytheon, also Boeing Aerospace, Dyncorp and all the others!
A trip to a Lockheed Martin Skunkworks would unironically be an awesome gift.
"Have you built a plane that can hit Mach 5?"
"Mach 5? Man, we hit that back in the 80's"
We are in a sad state.....
LOL. The fact that a couple of RW guys posted this with zero self-awareness (and totally oblivious to the fact that it's an own-goal) shows the education system did EXACTLY what it was designed to do. 😂
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Hmmm, indeed. In such a peaceful world, made only from super friendly countries like russia, iran or north korea, maintaining and supporting a mega war weapons industry is so absurd, right? Let's make a petition to transform all weapon manufacturing facilities into candy (with artificial sweeteners) factories! Hurray!
Hilarious.
As hilarious as Fortunate Son were intended to be a antiwar song and turned to be a poster tune for helicopters'n'explosions.
Or as hilarious as a American chewing popcorn in front of TV watching news.
That was hilarious!!
Funniest guys on UA-cam 🫡🇺🇸🇮🇱
I was trying to make a JP Sears AI commercial that's all I want for Christmas is a JP Sears AI commercial much like the Biden and Trump AI commercials
Yeah see this is why I just gave them a bunch of my money. Not lockheed but the military industrial complex. It seems betting on war is always profitable so I've decided I might as well profit from these companies encouraging wars. Like if you own a cake shop and you can make people want to eat more cake you'd probably do that if you own a weapons company the same applies, increase the demand for your product make tones of money.
If only we had been warned about "UNWARRENTED INFLUENCE".
I mean Lockheed makes a great sales pitch, but I think I'll wait and see what Raytheon and McDonald Douglas have on offer.
What else can you produce worse to make it to sell more? Oh Yea, weapon systems. The less effective they are (guns=they), the longer battles last, the more ammo we sell. Simply the business.
Conservatives against military company. How things, and me, changed.
You two are too much!😂
Don't forget the people who make your toaster and microwave, General Electric are a bigger war contractor than Lockheed is.
So this is what I got for Christmas this year.
10% for Big Boy !