We've Won Nothing At All | Tottenham Parody Song [Jim Daly]
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Poor Spurs have been brilliant for four years but still haven't won anything. Here's my song about it.
This is a song I made for TheSportsman.com who kindly let me upload it here.
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Lyrics:
It's amazing how long I have waited for this
Spurs are better than Arsenal but still take the p***
Our front line is sick, with Alli, Kane and Son
But there's no trophy for putting pressure on
The smile on my face disappears through the season
When we start losing games for no rhyme or no reason
We need new additions but Levy, wont pay them f*** all
Our squad is quite good but we've won nothing at all
Every season the groomsmen but never the groom
But it's ok our new stadium it has a cheese room
Arsenal are s**** this is our proper chance
But Alli just wants to do a stupid dance
The smile on my face these days doesn't come easy
Except when I watch meltdowns on Arsenal Fan TV
They've got no manager and we've got one who likes to enthral
We've had Poch four years but we've won nothing at all
The smile on my face is getting hard to fake it
When we challenge for titles but still we don't make it
Our striker scores goals where he didn't even touch the ball
We've got Harry Kane but we've won nothing at all.
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I’ve never been more offended by something I totally agree with
Ikr
agreed
True
I’m a spurs fan 😂😂this song says it all about Tottenham
Same here
Same
I'm commenting after I went through torture watching spurs lose 2-1 at anfield
A comment section w Spurs fans
Thats rare
Dephynx Fuck Spurs
Spurs fan here. You will never know the pain
United I feel the pain
@@thecakernater239 I’m an Arsenal fan but you’ve won 20 League Titles?
@@TheDailySnail yeah but yall had the invincibles
@@thecakernater239 But you were saying that you know the pain of not winning anything
@@TheDailySnail recently considering spurs has a better chance of winning than us eg their team is sick their attack their defense midfield is debatable but then theres us
1:20 Great actor... You deserve an Oscar for that ^^
What Is the difference between Spurs and Books?
Books have TITLES.
Correct
A future Star no its not they’ve actually won alot of things
Lol
Stop taking the piss
A future Star hu hum you sure about that bitch
Dele Alli loves a silly dance
The Millionnaire someone read the description
And a BJ in front of his friends.
As a spurs fan I have to say this is pretty damn accurate. This is how we feel every season
Me too
Trophy or not. I still love Tottenham. can't smile without you! (:
JakeTheJaffaCake same love u bro
Same here!
JakeTheJaffaCake Spurs are shit.
Definetely!
Mike Hawk you have said that on about 50,000 comments
Amazing! Personally my favourite song for a while. Good work Jim!
I’m a spurs fan il always support them
@oli-27 I'm the same with my team Liverpool
Watching January 2020. Still the same thing.
Watching august 2024 still the same
This Song came out 2 years ago and tells so much About today 😔😔
Exactly how I feel. I was so annoyed when we lossed the semis to Man U... hopefully we’ll have better memories in the new stadium
Last time spurs won the league was 1960😂😂😂
And they say arsenal haven’t won a title in decades
Spurs haven’t won the prem😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tickle Mah Pickle more than a decade.
And we still play better than arsnal man utd
Joe it was 1962
This is the quality content that UA-cam was invented for. Keep up the good work. Subbed.
Good vid mate, i love your songs they are always great! Keep up the good work mate
Another brilliant song,
You are my favourite UA-camr 👍
Poor Tottenham
Jennifer Davis bog off
Jennifer Davis It will not help me.
I think i will end my life
Spurs fan
Nah. Screw them
They deserve something !! May be next season will come up with some good things for Tottenham !!! Good luck from city fan !! 😊😊
Cheers im a spurs fan
Cheers mate my friends support Chelsea Manchester United Manchester City and they keep saying spurs always bottle things but this cheered me up we will win something next season thx
matthew Scott don't worry you won't
Ugam Upadhyay No they don't, fuck Spurs
Mean like they won the audi cup
I. Like the way Tottenham are better than arsenal but arsenal have still won a trophy in the last 10 years when they have been worse than them
Not this year.
Brian Smith arsenal still have their dinner plate.
Taylorvolgz Tottenham have only been better than Arsenal in the last 2 seasons
Better than Arsenal for 10 years? Lol mate Spuds finished above Arsenal for just 2 seasons and Arsenal won 3 FA cups out of last 5
@@sambarrie2166 they're still better though
Love this song, I feel sorry for Spurs.
Signed: A very annoyed QPR fan. Seriously, we bottled a chance at getting the playoffs.
Starting to feel this could be adjusted to describe us slightly... Or we just blame the refs. Yeah, let’s do the latter!
I'm a Spurs fan and I would like to point out that we won a trophy in 2008 the league cup, and the last time Crystal Palace won something was in 1991 and it was the Zenith Data Systems Cup. I am just saying do not hate on Tottenham because Crystal Palace is no where near winning a trophy and no were near the level that Tottenham are. COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said crystal palace because Jim Daly roots for them
who do you support anyway
@@maxingram5822I'm a Liverpool supporter and he's right about the manager bit like we've had Jurgen Klopp for 8 years
I love the original song. But I also like this.
MendedFuture15 what is the original?
Last year's putting on the pressure award went to Spurs...
This year, I'd like to congratulate....
Napoli!!! Classic bottlers!!
You always choose good catchy songs you choose for these videos , love it 😍
Brilliant once again Jim, these are getting better and better! keep up the good work
and how much have liverpool won whilst paying £75 million for a centre half? i'm genuinely confused that liverpool have always been one of the top teams in england, spend huge money on players, and haven't won anything for 6 years, and yet it's spurs who people say win nothing, after three seasons of being decent. great song though as always, but the kane joke is kinda dead now, even defoe said it's disgusting how people treat their countries only hope months before the world cup.
hi! it's you again! saw you once at a dragrace video😂
Joe White I'd have Kane at City he's class
JagBrit so? That's not a trophy, if they win then it will be, but no one mentioned it before they got far in that competition either.
JagBrit the community shield is one game, if that constitutes a trophy then so does the trophy we won against kitchee last year. Plus we're showing growth, from a team that would be lucky to get champions league football, to a team that would be expected to get it with ease, whereas Liverpool are behind us in the league, barely got anywhere in the fa cup and have got to the final of the champions league with a relatively easy path, Porto were one of the best you could get, then man City are one of the best for Liverpool to get as they'd just proven they could beat them, and then roma were the best to get, Tottenham has had two much harder fixtures in juve and real despite getting hardly anywhere. Liverpool are spending crazy money, the world's most expensive defender by miles, equalling bayerns transfer record for a pretty good at best midfielder with only a year left on his contract, and even spending 50 million on a player a year in advance after one good season, after man City they've probably recklessly splashed the cash more than any team in the world in the last year and yet they'll almost certainly only just scrape into the champions league. That's the kind of money they spend, they have always been one of the very best clubs in England, and they'll almost certainly go 6 years with no trophy. Tottenham's record signing cost a little over half what Liverpool's did, and we've only been good three years. How can people criticise a team for not winning a trophy in 3 years where they'd be in the running without large financial backing when another team hasn't won one for six and they're spending huge money.
Joe White Precisely... U don't spend 💰 💰.
Ah well.At least we got 3rd, top London team,Champions League qualification,and an AWESOME new stadium.Guess thats a slight consolation.It really is tough supporting Spurs isn't it?
2020-still.Liverpool is my favorite, but I’m Sonny’s fan
We have a cheese room in our new stadium and Toby still has no contract. Smh
There's always next year come on spurs step up #COYS
Snowy Wizard Fuck Spurs
Tottenham lost Carabao cup final yesterday to City. Still won nothing, song still relevant.
😩😩😩☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢😢😢😢😢😢
Dele Ali loves a silly dance
2019 - still nothin
2021 still nothing 😭....but we're in the carabao final🤞
@@shashank3589 that's something
@@damians.533 Probably going to lose that too
@@shashank3589 LOST it
What do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT!
AND WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?
Jenna Your mum-bles United
KyleBro Salty Chelsea fan incoming cuz we will thrash them in the FA cup
Endurian Games actually I think u will find I'm a Liverpool fan.
After this season it will be "We've had Poch five years but we've won nothing at all"
2019-20 season spurs fan here, u should look at spurs now 😭
Yes, we've won the unbelievable Audi Cup in that season! 🎉☺️
Audi Cup, the closest Spurs will ever come to winning a trophy. 😂
You should wanna be a wba fan it’s been depressing
Coyb
Dan Adams West Brom >>>>>>> Spurs
Next season will be ours !!!
(i think i have said this line before)
Fewse only league cup
Yeah, I say that every season is finally gonna see QPR back in the Prem. This season though, we’re not cause the refs hate us!
Snowey_ _ Yeah, it’s a combination of refs and bad luck.
Miss the Sentance of April Fool
And on and on and on it goes! 🤣
It's a discraceful fact that we cant get our hands in a trophy!
Best song ever
😂😂😂😂😂 Brillant keep up the good work!!
I can always count on you for comedy😂😂
Harry Kane and Son and Deli are my my farotive player in Totten ham
How defeq is spurs better than arsenal .
You compare a team thay have 45 trophies. Vs team hav 19
Are u serious?
wassim Mohamed actually tottenham is better
Are = now. If you argue against Tottenham being better than Arsenal right now you struggle reading league tables and watching games. Im not even a fan of either but its not hard to see.
I like this song!#COYS, thanks
#COYS
It's a good song. Lets hope you are singing for many years to come. *CFC*
Nothings changed
Its True
I’m a Tottenham fan I think we deserve something. Pocochino with us till 2023 now... PS Dele Alli is my fav player
2 years on still no trophy and shit arsenal has an FA cup
I'm Arsenal fan. It's sooo funny how spurs haven't won anything for about 30 years. A long time.. And the last time Arsenal won something was 2-3 years ago so yeah. Who actually is the worst team?🤔
Even now “We’ve got nothing at all”😭
Relatable
At least we have old trophies which is more than your football blogging awards
I'm a Chelsea fan we won't get top 4 but at least we can win the FA Cup
You know what?
Spurs might not have won anything at all under Pochettino, but even the most fanatic of Arsenal fans can not deny he's the only manager that made Spurs actually fight for trophies.
10/10 video
4 GAFFERS SINCE POCH........NOTHING HAS CHANGED FOR US EXCEPT THE "HIGH LINE" (still love you Ange) AND HARRY LEAVING............Conte and Jose were right #COYS #ENICOUT
I'm a spymaster and a spurs supporter I watch Chad wild clay go watch him
Tottenham’s record is as bad as England’s at the World Cup (but England don’t challenge for anything)
Don’t get me wrong I hate Tottenham but when was the last time Liverpool won the league
Harrison Smyth 1990
Didn't Liverpool win the league a few years ago... Wait no they slipped up. 😭
JakeTheJaffaCakem looool
Mohamed Salah which you're gonna lose.. any other achievements?
This song will be relevant forever
I'm an arsenal fan good vid
You fucked up the floss
Next season man just u wait
He isnt a Spurs fan. He's a Crystal Palace fan i think
Is jim a spurs fan? Sounds like it.
Really?
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best song yet
Shheeeeasoon
The only victory’s Dele will get is victory royales (im a spurs fan as well)
This is fantastic!
nEXT SEASON IS OUR YEAR¡¡¡¡¡
It never rains but it pours
Amazing dude😂😂
If you try to count every single pound the top teams have spent to
win their "well earned" trophies, you would be six feet under before
one third counting it. Sick, embarrassing and destroying are just a few words that comes to mind when you think about it.
Make a song about Everton please
Why are u putting a lisp on
Anonymous Gamer1983German Because he has a slight lisp
Anonymous Gamer1983German because he has a lisp all the time
Anonymous Gamer1983German because he has a lisp all the time
No because harry kane has a lisp
yea
Love it
When was the Last time spurs won something?
The last time they won a trophy i didn't even exist 🤣🤣🤣
A palace fan in a spurs shirt. Tut tut tut
I know how they feel, QPR have the same problem, only we have a team who play alright some games, but shit in the ones we actually want to win.
I am a Manchester united fan but totnham do disserve a trophy #comeonspurs
Jess Johnson there will be a trophy for keeping the pressure on
No they don't
Whats the actual song?
The cheese room is sp*rs’s biggest victory against arsenal tbh.
Original song?
Spurs fan here so true
Five years on, what's changed?
Six years on,what’s changed
Think being a spurs fan is bad? Try being a West Brom fan ffs!!!😂
AJ TV Try being a QPR fan!
AJ TV West Brom are still better than those bottlejob fucks
what happens in training
what you expect: train
what happens:
Dele: red
Harry: shit
Dele: lmao uno i win
Spurs fans don't swear so this song is unrealistic because you are pretending to be a Spurs fan
song?
Son is gonna have to end his career soon to do his military service.
Nah, he won the Asian Games.
Are you a liveroool fan
We might have a chance next season we have a new player Ndobele u saw his season right?
Come on, even Arsenal won a trophy recently, the one Arsene Wenger had in the United game. Hopefully they will win something
What do we think of Tottenham?!
SHIT!!!
Goshawk where the hell is your champions league spot
Harvey Storey where the hell is your trophy 🙄 🙄 🙄
Aditya Joshi nice 😂
SHIT
What are you talking about you are the only team to have ever won the premier league
I liked that quite a lot ;)