Yes the Primal Beings of WPE, Mr. Blobby, the Michelin Man, the teletubbies and their sun. Also, the gods of wpe, Ronald Mcdonald, grimace, Kool-aid man, Pillsbury doughboy, and the God of love Borat!
Can confirm, cracking your member like a glow stick really works, its definitely glowing a bright red colour.... the pain and swelling are unexpected side effects tho.....
0:35 American citizen here. Fun (?) fact: in Texas there are invasive wild hogs that roam in huge hordes stripping the land. I remember hearing stories that people would go out in helicopters with machine guns to cull them. If you replace rocket launchers with illegal fireworks, it just sounds like a fun summer activity with your young niece and nephew!
Oh my god, it seems like they're actually enjoying each other's presence in this one. Almost like they all got enough sleep. And food. And water. And sun. And
Sometimes Gabby's random thoughts can truly result in some genuine comedy happening, and I think "Shine bright like a ball sack" is probably my favorite one now lol.
4:18 Glow in the dark. While It would be inconvenient for some things, I'd never be worried about missing the toilet when I get up to go number 1 in the middle of the night and don't want to kill myself by turning on the bathroom lights.
Guys, the god of love isn't Borat, he's the god of _Very nice!_ things. The goddess of love and lust, and call me old but I KNOW you'll all know this... The Cadbury's Flake rabbit. Like, not overtly sexual but hinted at, subtle, downplayed, it fits perfectly.
9:34 the call of Kool-Aid Man And in the darkness of the abyssal rift, the dreamers that ventured down the terror-laden non-euclidian staircase could hear the faint echo of the ageless howl of the Crimson liquor Keeper. An ancient call that would one day awake the ancient gods so they reclaimed their planet: "Oh Yeah!"
Then you'll love this: tumors can grow teeth! And hair! You can even look up pics of this online :))))) it's very psychologically damaging :))))) It's 'cause tumor cells have lost the growth inhibitor, so everything just goes haywire.
0:01 “Axing” Gabby to get up 0:12 ‘MERICA 0:43 Fishtank 0:54 “Can we just not?” -Alex, being reasonable for once 1:05 Nick kicks Jake off his property 1:23 Yelling in lowercase 1:38 [Redacted] with a beaver?! 1:48 Gabby’s sneeze jumpscare + SUBSCRIBE 1:56 Jake’s character design 2:16 “analmonster_69” is allowed, but “boobs” isn’t? 2:26 Deny 2:33 SUBSCRIBE! + Marcus’ editing skills 3:39 Ellis’ cursed character design 3:58 Broken cutscene 4:10 “Shine bright like a ballsack” -Gabby, 2024. + Glowstick dick 4:47 WPE compass (I’d buy it as merch) 5:09 Gabby planted everything already 5:27 Stranger’s base 5:47 “I’m up the fucking tower, butt!” -Cath, 2024 6:06 “Scuse mew” 6:25 Cursed in-game chat message 6:41 Jake breaks the sound barrier 6:54 What web browsers would everyone be? 7:16 Worst sat nav ever! (Sat Nav is British for GPS) 7:41 “South by south left” 8:02 Cursed teeth 8:24 Alex fails the jump 6:25 Mascot gods 9:50 Motorcycle [redacted] 10:08 Jazz scatting
More of this please I just discovered your channel lol my friends and I are hours deep in this game it’s so fun to watch you guys go through the same !
Jonk is definitely Microsoft edge as it does its job, a bit reliable, bbbuuuuttttt…you need some capable hardware ‘cough’ ‘cough’ braincells ‘cough’ to use it 😂😂😂
5:40 "I wonder if we can turn off the wires" GREAT NEWS! YOU CAN! while in build mode, you hit.... i think it was either R or L on the keyboard Additional notes: its your client only, so when you do bad wiring, you might not see it, but anyone who hasnt turned off wires still can see your bad wiring
3:21 I just love how Nick is on the same nonsense wavelength xD Although I feel a little sorry for Marcus there, having to put up with all that. Suggesting it is one thing, making it another, and he did well
I met Ellis' character in Louisiana. You shouldn't be so mean to them. They all carry beer and guns. On a Louisiana police report concerning a traffic accident with a tree: "Driver was attempting to get to work sober because they woke up late."
4:39 Marcus deserves a raise for putting up with you lot
Where is the money coming out of for that raise?
@@AuroDHikoshi The group's salaries for creating a hostile work environment
Hostile to sanity and will to live
@@AuroDHikoshi Clover's pay
@@Captain_Tumbleweedthatll get her for being late for posting the schedules!
If he has to deal with the chaos, we also gotta embrace the madness.
"Shine bright like a ball sack" may be my favorite Gabby lyrics ever
Yeah!
Also Hi.
REAL THO
3:35 - that ding at the end of that hell of the Subscribe message made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe and was crying.
The Subscrowave is done!
Imagine Marcus putting that on his resume if he has to get another job... or he's nominated for some kind of award.
Yes the Primal Beings of WPE, Mr. Blobby, the Michelin Man, the teletubbies and their sun. Also, the gods of wpe, Ronald Mcdonald, grimace, Kool-aid man, Pillsbury doughboy, and the God of love Borat!
Mr blobby - Zeus
Bibembum(Michelin man) - hephaistos
Ronald -
Borat - Eros
Sun baby - Helios
Kool-aid - dionysos
Ronald is Hades
@@discord440 borat - heavy it seems.
3:39 well done on the editing. I feel the pain.
"Can we just not??" Is something I say on the regular 😂
Thank you Marcus! Jolly good show 3:30
THAT INTRO CLIP!!! Jake just went and said "Wake up, goddamnit, so I can axe you a question!!"
"...And ever did the Elder Tubbies watch from their forgotten, unfathomable realms."
Can confirm, cracking your member like a glow stick really works, its definitely glowing a bright red colour.... the pain and swelling are unexpected side effects tho.....
And just like a glow-stick, you can't use it again after you broke it
If Jonk was a search engine he'd 100% be Google Chrome. Basic and main character. fits perfectly.
0:35 American citizen here. Fun (?) fact: in Texas there are invasive wild hogs that roam in huge hordes stripping the land. I remember hearing stories that people would go out in helicopters with machine guns to cull them. If you replace rocket launchers with illegal fireworks, it just sounds like a fun summer activity with your young niece and nephew!
Having lived in rural Texas for a few years before, I can confirm this is actually true.
G0d bless the USA
You sure that's Texas? Because chasing wild hogs with illegally modified fireworks from a helicopter sounds VERY Florida Man...
RIP Waddles
9:43 The deadpan delivery has me absolutely dying over here XD
Oh my god, it seems like they're actually enjoying each other's presence in this one.
Almost like they all got enough sleep. And food. And water. And sun. And
0:02 - "C'mon, Gabby. Chop-chop!"😁
9:43 It's just plain old Borat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:39 Gabby please NEVER say that again, they went INSIDE of me hearing that
fr i physically cringed when she said that
1:34 Beautiful 😂
Nick is such a good addition to the lineup 😂
2:09 so basically Jonk gave himself a dirty sanchez 😂
Sometimes Gabby's random thoughts can truly result in some genuine comedy happening, and I think "Shine bright like a ball sack" is probably my favorite one now lol.
"There needs to be a godess of love" BORAT!
Fun Cursed Fact: Ovaries can sometimes grow teeth.
They can only be removed with surgery.
You're welcome for that cursed knowledge!
Well great, that's my nightmare material fucklicated for the next few months-!
imagine laying pipe and accidently getting your knob turned into a cocktail sausage
The bike taking off by itself LOL. Love it.
Did not expect WPE to make their own eldritch pantheon at all.
Goddess of love in this weird pantheon: The lady M&M
The green one? Wasnt she canonically trans? So that'd actually be perfect...
@@Xenmaru00 I can't find anything about her being trans, as far as I can tell she's been female since her introduction in 1997
@@akantiia i know *one* of the female M&Ms is apparently trans. i just cant remember if it was the green one or the brown one...
6:54 let’s be honest, Jake would be Microsoft edge
9:34 dont forget Mister Clean...
That comment about cracking your balls like a glowstick physically hurt me, so thanks for that Gabby.
Good thing it wasn't about cracking a boner since it actually makes a crack sound when broken. All you need then is the glow.
3:50 it might just be me but Ellis's character looks like the humanization of Sid the sloth 😂
Borat as the love god is absolutely perfect
1:57 looks like Captain Hook
6:29 What a way to shoot a shot I guess? Also Gabby's singing into deadpan while rereading fucking killed me.
I love it, please make this a series 🥹♥️
10:26 i never want to see the phrase "skibidi scat" again please
4:18 Glow in the dark. While It would be inconvenient for some things, I'd never be worried about missing the toilet when I get up to go number 1 in the middle of the night and don't want to kill myself by turning on the bathroom lights.
transparent so I can tell people how drained I am LOL
At first I was like, bright blue of course! But then I decided I'd rather have blue-black balls with white sparkles, like goldstone spheres.
Thank you marcus for the epic subscribe part
0:41 WELCOME TO AMERICA ALEX!!!
Man... i love this game. And i love you guys. Both combined is just overwhelming
ellis saying that if he was a search engine he would be ask jeeves is so real
WPE Pantheon is absolutely stacked.
Guys, the god of love isn't Borat, he's the god of _Very nice!_ things. The goddess of love and lust, and call me old but I KNOW you'll all know this...
The Cadbury's Flake rabbit. Like, not overtly sexual but hinted at, subtle, downplayed, it fits perfectly.
The God of war is Burger King.
Sad, yet wholesome fact about the Baby Sun from Teletubbies.
She recently had a child of her own a few years ago.
1:51
"ACCHOOO! Scubscribe!"
-Gabbee
9:34 the call of Kool-Aid Man
And in the darkness of the abyssal rift, the dreamers that ventured down the terror-laden non-euclidian staircase could hear the faint echo of the ageless howl of the Crimson liquor Keeper. An ancient call that would one day awake the ancient gods so they reclaimed their planet:
"Oh Yeah!"
6:45 Ahh, the voice of an angel...with a horrible voice 😊😂
It’s like an angle has fallen from heaven, but dyslexia clipped its wing and it fell head first.
I love psycological damage and the "teeth where they arent supposed to be bit" is gonna be my thing today thank you
Then you'll love this: tumors can grow teeth! And hair! You can even look up pics of this online :))))) it's very psychologically damaging :)))))
It's 'cause tumor cells have lost the growth inhibitor, so everything just goes haywire.
That compass idea Nick had would make a great tshirt. ESPECIALLY A V-NECK. I NEED JUST ONE FRACKING V-NECK 😂
0:01 “Axing” Gabby to get up
0:12 ‘MERICA
0:43 Fishtank
0:54 “Can we just not?” -Alex, being reasonable for once
1:05 Nick kicks Jake off his property
1:23 Yelling in lowercase
1:38 [Redacted] with a beaver?!
1:48 Gabby’s sneeze jumpscare + SUBSCRIBE
1:56 Jake’s character design
2:16 “analmonster_69” is allowed, but “boobs” isn’t?
2:26 Deny
2:33 SUBSCRIBE! + Marcus’ editing skills
3:39 Ellis’ cursed character design
3:58 Broken cutscene
4:10 “Shine bright like a ballsack” -Gabby, 2024. + Glowstick dick
4:47 WPE compass (I’d buy it as merch)
5:09 Gabby planted everything already
5:27 Stranger’s base
5:47 “I’m up the fucking tower, butt!” -Cath, 2024
6:06 “Scuse mew”
6:25 Cursed in-game chat message
6:41 Jake breaks the sound barrier
6:54 What web browsers would everyone be?
7:16 Worst sat nav ever! (Sat Nav is British for GPS)
7:41 “South by south left”
8:02 Cursed teeth
8:24 Alex fails the jump
6:25 Mascot gods
9:50 Motorcycle [redacted]
10:08 Jazz scatting
"I have a headache!" *pulls out axe*
Me: Ah, the Greek method.
When your alarm has had it with you pressing snooze for the 5th time: 0:01
4:35 THE CONTINUATION OF THAT IS “BALLSACKS IN THE SKY” AND I WILL NOT SLEEP FOR WEEKS- 😂
Marcus delivers!
If string theory is real..yall just made up one hell of a crazy universe lol
Good job Marcus
10:33 Rip scat man 1942 to 1999.
YEEESSSS!!! Iwas thinking about the triangle too XD
Love the callback to The Crusty Scatman
The worst part about 8:07 would be the tooth roots going into your nailbed
RPG a pig. achievement unlocked Makin' Bacon 🤣
YES I LOVE THIS GAME SO GLAD YOU GUYS PLAYED IT!!!
Well done Marcus you did great
Ellis built his character like he's gonna set sail to find the One Piece
"Behold My Power!"
*punches himself into the balls*
Really High pitched Voice: "i HavE gLoWsTicK lIkE bAlLs!1"
More of this please I just discovered your channel lol my friends and I are hours deep in this game it’s so fun to watch you guys go through the same !
Alex would absolutely be the Tor/Onion browser, or whatever 4chan uses.
Wow funny good work wpe
We need more once human.
No one tell Gabby that you can get bees as a deviation in this game
I dunno what religion WPE have started, but I want in.
I welcome this new Pantheon 🤣
Ohh, that is extremely accurate. 6:50
New fan of this group and I really like the dynamic! Plus the captioned words help since I’m partially deaf!
Ah yes, more of my favorite muppets
I out loud yelled when Gabby said that at 4:39
a new scenario with completely different map is coming up in once human, I would love to see you guys play on it also!
4:43 ow gabby, don't say that
Jonk is definitely Microsoft edge as it does its job, a bit reliable, bbbuuuuttttt…you need some capable hardware ‘cough’ ‘cough’ braincells ‘cough’ to use it 😂😂😂
8:05 this just reminds me of a movie I watched when I was in high school called Teeth 💀
5:40 "I wonder if we can turn off the wires"
GREAT NEWS! YOU CAN! while in build mode, you hit.... i think it was either R or L on the keyboard
Additional notes: its your client only, so when you do bad wiring, you might not see it, but anyone who hasnt turned off wires still can see your bad wiring
Gabby is a special kind of a creature isn’t she with that glow stick idea for us lads dangly bits
We love Marcus!
Marcus is a literal god of this team.
Something to add to the God's of Eldritch Entertainment, there's a thing called eldertubbies which reimagines the teletubbies as elder gods
Alex would probably be duckduckgo, the engine people use when they don't want google remembering what they were searching for.
3:21 I just love how Nick is on the same nonsense wavelength xD
Although I feel a little sorry for Marcus there, having to put up with all that. Suggesting it is one thing, making it another, and he did well
Moornniing has broooooKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
I love that, but only Ellis can do that properly.
9:43 I laughed way to hard at that
9:41 the British Cadbury Bunny
OH is a totally fun game. Already did 2 Seasons of PvE, over 600 hours of playtime, and I'm just waiting for the new Winter Scenario in 6 days!
I'm sorry.
When I heard the teeth convo I was fully expecting someone to say something about teeth on the genitals or something like that😂
4:12 rainbow
can confirm, as soon as they cut me out of my mother i was handed my standard-issue rocket launcher
that's the only chance to ever touch a beaver wink wink.
Oh my God at 4:40 I took a sip of coffee, big mistake lol
Mr. Blobby new religion unlocked
i think if alex were a browser he wouldn't be bing, he would be edge
8:18 I know what I’m doing for Halloween now 😅
I met Ellis' character in Louisiana. You shouldn't be so mean to them. They all carry beer and guns.
On a Louisiana police report concerning a traffic accident with a tree: "Driver was attempting to get to work sober because they woke up late."
I feel like their god of fear should be Mr. Noseybonk