Oh man, I swear this podcast soothes my soul like no other.. Theo laying it down for us all. Theo's enlightened path over the last few months reminds me of "If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)" by Ween. GangGang
This podcast makes ya wanna put some Greek honey yogurt tzatziki lathered up on them thighs wrapping up ya neck in paper towels listen to Ween on full volume in a nice ladies evening blouse and just wait for those women to start showing up at the door.
I love you brother! I'm going thru some trials and tribs, right now. I look forward to every Monday and Thursday, for that next hitta to keep me moving onward!
I recently discovered you through "this is not happening", and I can't get enough of your material!! I have been telling all my friends about your stuff too. thanks for being awesome and inspiring people
Commin with that Monday morn hitta, startin my morning off right Theo, I feel fuzzier than a little baby hamp right now. Thanks theo, I needed a fresh episode today. Gang, gang.
Brother honestly he just gets it cause he’s seen everything from the right perspective and also just very intelligent and introspective thinking. Any way great show as always a great time GANG GANG. Keep up the amazing work
Hot Springs Arkansas is a cool city w the bath houses ,Horse track ,Casino etc. Hell I think I seen a sign saying it was America's 1st resort town ,but yeah them bath's are a lil expensive ,but HS is a fun place!
OMFG. 51 minutes in. Icey Mike, acid, cowboy boots, “the big shit”, Pontiac Sunfire, Gerry, and a hand grenade. All in one story.... That’s where I’m from! Best story on the internet. Hands down!
Not sure if you will even read this but I'll say it anyway. Happy Belated Birthday Theo! I watched your St Patty's Day 2021 episode. What would appear to some as a "soup" of random, witty metaphors. My brain could translate parts that appeared so profoundly specific and relatable. A powerfully emotional and overwhelming feeling. So I booked myself in with a new Therapist i trust. His name is Theo Von. Watching all these old hitters are proving to be the perfect medicine. Theo has either been making "soup to order" feeding the hungry with the Lord, or obviously an insane person, where the drugs have truly cooked my braincells. We are here, we are alive, we are doing it man. We have to. Thanks for the company brother. P.S. If I'm not crazy, my privacy has been heavily compromised for my own good? Gang.
Just a heads up for all you guys who listen to This Past Weekend at work and had the urge to google "tattooed hamster": the result are NSFW. I repeat, do not google that. I wouldn't be surprised if the IT department is on their way to my desk right now.
Well, well, well! Lookie what we got here! Here comes that Monday morning homework hittah with my study buddy Theo "Starflow" Von... Let us go onward with that dirrty information! Gang gang my fellow hampstars!!
i LOVE YOU SO MUCH BROTHER! LOVE IS IN THEM BLOUSES LIKE A LOVE GLOVE AND AS SOFT AS A DOVE FROM ABOVE WHEN WE PUT HONEY ON THE SHOVE AND RUBBADUBB DUB!
Stu Babb all up.in this sticky sitch! But u ain't no snitch and this ain't a glitch rather it's that stich that binds us together on some of dat bromance and I see us crossing stingas togetha in that hot lotion thats a option w the notion of mutual masturbation lotiion. We out here and stinging ain't ez but it's the beez🐝🛐kneeze⚡️lit🔥AF we out here practicing for that queen bee in disguise as gayboi beeze getting our stingers wet in that 🍯 honey hole 🕳and we temp gay son and we can even lick the drop of then stingas pole! 🅱️⚡️💯💲tone cold killaz for that queen we doing her Beeotch work seekin that pollen hitta like a fien that's ends with our stingas glistereen and we die like a couple of homoerotic beeenz! Lol gang gang! It's that beehive❤️, lets get stung AF! ⚡️⚡️🤟🏻🐝💯🔥‼️🅱️🕳🍯👉🏽👌🏻🖖🙏🏿🖕🏼🅱️🐝&👵🏼Hoeze!
I have a nephew named Maximus! And he is a special kiddo too, has that beach blonde hair to his shoulders and gets a red card a lot in school lol. I think any kid thats named Maximus is a super awesome kid. His personality definitely fits! He's a favorite nephew of mine...honestly
OH SHIT! The Ding-a-lang Gang Gang coming with that Poontang slang! That non-quitta, no bull shittah for your big boy Monday Morning Hittah! Translation: Gang Gang.
Speaking of romance and childhood cream dreams. I remember filling empty toilet paper tubes with jergen's natural glow. I would then stick said lube tube into a pillow for added comfort and realism. I would proceed to spraying the pillow with perfume and before I did anything naughty I drank some Seagram's ginger ale pretending it was champagne and just destroyed that poor paper tube. I am a hopeless romantic for sure.
@@soiboisteve515 Lol I was a young man going through changes. I don't judge my past self too much. He did his best with what he was given lol. Hope all is well brother.
Your the BEST Theo! I really appreciate your honesty and how REAL YOU ARE! I have and am going through a lot and I can relate to you and empathy for yourself and others. I would love to meet you one day ( No homo LOL AND no offense to any homasexuals) and just spend a few hours talking to you and picking your brain to see what advice or straight talk you could give me to possible help me with my situation. I wish you nothing but the BEST and GOD BLESS.
Oh man, I swear this podcast soothes my soul like no other.. Theo laying it down for us all. Theo's enlightened path over the last few months reminds me of "If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)" by Ween. GangGang
This podcast makes ya wanna put some Greek honey yogurt tzatziki lathered up on them thighs wrapping up ya neck in paper towels listen to Ween on full volume in a nice ladies evening blouse and just wait for those women to start showing up at the door.
the visual of a middle aged man sliding around his candle lit apartment with no shirt on and a paper towel scarf will make me laugh till the day i die
The paper towels put me over the edge 😂 Nobody paints a picture like Mr.Theo Von
Too funny
I love you brother!
I'm going thru some trials and tribs, right now. I look forward to every Monday and Thursday, for that next hitta to keep me moving onward!
Being depressed watching this past weekend reruns cheerer me up a little!
Honestly don’t think there is a funnier person on earth than you theo. Thanks for the laughs and deeper thinking. Love you theo, be good to yourself
I recently discovered you through "this is not happening", and I can't get enough of your material!! I have been telling all my friends about your stuff too.
thanks for being awesome and inspiring people
Nobody makes me laugh harder than Theo Von. This guy is a national treasure that we're just simply not worthy of...
It’s been 4 years and this couldn’t be a more true statement.
You don't even want to skip the commercials because there are always so many good laughs
THEO WITH THAT EARLY MONDAY MORNING HITTA... GANG GANG
ONWARD
Ken Comstock dat hittah doe!
Gang Gang bruddaa
Bruuhhh. I almost drove off the road from laughing so hard when he said ol girl had a cabbage head 😂😂
Theo Von thanks for making my workday tolerable n always coming thru your the hamp champ bruhh
Podcast is sounding and looking good Theo. Keep up the good work bro
Commin with that Monday morn hitta, startin my morning off right Theo, I feel fuzzier than a little baby hamp right now. Thanks theo, I needed a fresh episode today. Gang, gang.
That second to last call was nice to hear. I'm feeling super stressed this morning, but your response made me feel a bit better
hope you feel better chris, we're all in this together
man i choked on my food at "regular headed woman"... and how many ideas can she fit in there HAHAHA!!!
theo is the way to bliss. his podcast have superceded jre, burr, congratulations. lol. winning hitterrr, caaaaaamon!
This guy is funny without even trying. ...great podcast!
Brother honestly he just gets it cause he’s seen everything from the right perspective and also just very intelligent and introspective thinking. Any way great show as always a great time GANG GANG. Keep up the amazing work
I really need this HITTA in my life today 🐹 Thanks Theo
Much love brother, great episode
Hell Yeah!! I'm so glad you dig my candles man!! Thanks you for the Shoutout 🙌🏽🕯👍🏼
thanks for brightening my monday morning theo
“That little gopher cannon, that B-hole”
😂😂 Theo Von ladies and gentlemen
Man that hot spring story absolutely killed me. Next up - 84. Onward.
We manifest our own destiny, Theo. Get that hit. Keep moving onward.
I use a scarf around my neck a whole lot differently than you described when I'm getting romantic with myself....gang gang
Devin B 😅
Hot Springs Arkansas is a cool city w the bath houses ,Horse track ,Casino etc.
Hell I think I seen a sign saying it was America's 1st resort town ,but yeah them bath's are a lil expensive ,but HS is a fun place!
OMFG. 51 minutes in. Icey Mike, acid, cowboy boots, “the big shit”, Pontiac Sunfire, Gerry, and a hand grenade. All in one story.... That’s where I’m from! Best story on the internet. Hands down!
“She was an adult, obviously” 😂😂😂😂😂
"One of 'em I think was a fat horse" I cannot stop laughing at this HITTA!
Love you Theo.
You might need a super strong cougar woman to find the key to the ballbag in your heart.
Startin' my day off RIGHT with this HITTAH of a 'cast. Mondays owe Theo Von their lunch money.
Always got me cracking up. Everybody hit that like button!
Theo I am calling this right now, once you start taking on guests you will hit 100k by December.
Love you and this podcast! Hopefully I get to meet you when you make it Chicago.
Not sure if you will even read this but I'll say it anyway. Happy Belated Birthday Theo!
I watched your St Patty's Day 2021 episode. What would appear to some as a "soup" of random, witty metaphors. My brain could translate parts that appeared so profoundly specific and relatable. A powerfully emotional and overwhelming feeling. So I booked myself in with a new Therapist i trust. His name is Theo Von. Watching all these old hitters are proving to be the perfect medicine.
Theo has either been making "soup to order" feeding the hungry with the Lord, or obviously an insane person, where the drugs have truly cooked my braincells.
We are here, we are alive, we are doing it man. We have to. Thanks for the company brother.
P.S. If I'm not crazy, my privacy has been heavily compromised for my own good? Gang.
"I don't know how much gasoline yer gonna get" to the chick who called in. Hahaha. So good.
My man gonna have to overnight me that Grey Block hitter if this goes on much longer
For real. Need one in Houston too.
Houston Mini Trucks my sentiments exactly
Gray Block Pizza 🍕 struck gold backing him up this early on in the game.
Theo get the girl that fell down the well on your podcast
Just rewatched that jre yesterday
Baby Jessica?
who?
Happy Monday, get that hitta boi ganggang
Keep it up man! Happy birthday and best of luck to you bro!
One of the best podcast out there.
Man I don't think a neck full of paper towels and a bunch of candles is really the best idea.
PowerfulKramerJanglez a pyro's wet dream....lol👌 🔥🔥🔥gangang
What a coincidence... I was just putting some tzatziki on my hip bones with self-pleasure on my mind when I fired off this podcast
Just a heads up for all you guys who listen to This Past Weekend at work and had the urge to google "tattooed hamster": the result are NSFW. I repeat, do not google that. I wouldn't be surprised if the IT department is on their way to my desk right now.
Celona Music damn son did they raid yo ass ?
I always give Theo the 👍
...."but right now your still listening to this story...." 👌🏼😜
kinda wished theo streamed these live on youtube like rogan and uncle joey but still good
This show keeps getting better every week! Onward & Upward! 👍
love u theo
Well, well, well! Lookie what we got here! Here comes that Monday morning homework hittah with my study buddy Theo "Starflow" Von... Let us go onward with that dirrty information! Gang gang my fellow hampstars!!
Theo, I had these neck thoughts you uploaded! I’ll be in Tampa April 6th looking for you hamsta!!
Come back to Zaneys in Nashville keep on keeping on. Down here spreading the word
Lmao @ the dropping an arrow by your ear part
I was scared the whole podcast was only gonna be in my left ear
dat 6 am west coast hittah
i bet hes not wearing anything but that sweater and sum black ankle socks!!!@lol
Theo can't you see that lineup of hunnies waiting to get a grip of that Louisiana lizard? You can take your pick of the litter no doubt brother. Gang
This one is gold.
i LOVE YOU SO MUCH BROTHER! LOVE IS IN THEM BLOUSES LIKE A LOVE GLOVE AND AS SOFT AS A DOVE FROM ABOVE WHEN WE PUT HONEY ON THE SHOVE AND RUBBADUBB DUB!
do you eat your families feces?
Stu Babb all up.in this sticky sitch! But u ain't no snitch and this ain't a glitch rather it's that stich that binds us together on some of dat bromance and I see us crossing stingas togetha in that hot lotion thats a option w the notion of mutual masturbation lotiion. We out here and stinging ain't ez but it's the beez🐝🛐kneeze⚡️lit🔥AF we out here practicing for that queen bee in disguise as gayboi beeze getting our stingers wet in that 🍯 honey hole 🕳and we temp gay son and we can even lick the drop of then stingas pole! 🅱️⚡️💯💲tone cold killaz for that queen we doing her Beeotch work seekin that pollen hitta like a fien that's ends with our stingas glistereen and we die like a couple of homoerotic beeenz! Lol gang gang! It's that beehive❤️, lets get stung AF! ⚡️⚡️🤟🏻🐝💯🔥‼️🅱️🕳🍯👉🏽👌🏻🖖🙏🏿🖕🏼🅱️🐝&👵🏼Hoeze!
Icy Mike story cracks me up. I knew an Icy Mike once, but he didn't collect vintage water and freeze it, he just sold methamphetamine.
I have a nephew named Maximus! And he is a special kiddo too, has that beach blonde hair to his shoulders and gets a red card a lot in school lol. I think any kid thats named Maximus is a super awesome kid. His personality definitely fits! He's a favorite nephew of mine...honestly
Gang gang ready for that Monday morning HITTA
Excellent storytelling. Modern day Saul Bellows.
Wtf i had to yell out loud to stop laughing. Go to idaho for hot springs caller. Roadtrip America.
Dark art dingleberry
Love that shit b4 I even see it...u r the man Theo,love ya bro! All ur podcasts are dank AF!
The grenade story hurt my jaws.
You give good advice Theo!
I needed this today 🫂
Thanks theo.
Best intro song for sure, that guy should be more popular
Harry Manback sounds like ELO
I was thinking City and Colour
fucking bravo for just thinking out loud. gonna try to ,make the jersey show from out here in mass
love ya the get u that hitta
Love you Theo
arizona first call 1/29/18 - she wants a piece theo!
Buffer bill did that shit 😂
Oooooohhh!!! *TICKLE YOU, TICKLE YOU!*
T. P. W. Hol' it down.
Mama I love you.
Theo...yes...thank you...I was listening to Schaubs “Hollywood story” for fucks sake...onward!
JONATHAN RHEA he got $90 socks
He's the one who uses moisturizer.
And Callen is the one who NEEDS moisturizer.
Male model/ wrastler
Idk how you keep a straight face when you say the shit you say. I would be cheesin like a fool haha.
OH SHIT! The Ding-a-lang Gang Gang coming with that Poontang slang! That non-quitta, no bull shittah for your big boy Monday Morning Hittah!
Translation: Gang Gang.
happu birthday dude
Chipper jones
"Dirty little secret power"...
Theo you killin it bro. Let's see a collab with that powerful Joe Rogan or that daddy Chris D'Elia or those mommies Tom and Christina.
Speaking of romance and childhood cream dreams. I remember filling empty toilet paper tubes with jergen's natural glow. I would then stick said lube tube into a pillow for added comfort and realism. I would proceed to spraying the pillow with perfume and before I did anything naughty I drank some Seagram's ginger ale pretending it was champagne and just destroyed that poor paper tube. I am a hopeless romantic for sure.
This is wild for a UA-cam comment with your name on it
@@soiboisteve515 Lol I was a young man going through changes. I don't judge my past self too much. He did his best with what he was given lol. Hope all is well brother.
You’re not Theo Von. Delete this bro lol eww
32:50😂😂
Them Irish blouses boiii
19:15 If you paid $24 for a bath I don't know if we know each other 😀
Man...I want to try that pepperoni hitter...
I set up at 419 and by 420 we turn theo von on and start cheefing lol god bless from chi 💜✌✌✌
Nice!
Theo "lets hear more" Von
Omg I can’t take it. Lmao
My wife has big beautiful breasts, and I have two little kids. I always thought that
You were great on Steebee Weebee! Funny and honest!
why is only my left speaker working when i watch just this video?
Your the BEST Theo! I really appreciate your honesty and how REAL YOU ARE! I have and am going through a lot and I can relate to you and empathy for yourself and others. I would love to meet you one day ( No homo LOL AND no offense to any homasexuals) and just spend a few hours talking to you and picking your brain to see what advice or straight talk you could give me to possible help me with my situation. I wish you nothing but the BEST and GOD BLESS.
I haven’t had a tinder match in 3.5 weeks