why starfield is DOOMED

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  • @FLEEKAZOID
    @FLEEKAZOID  Рік тому +1409

    THINK ABOUT IT!

  • @jase276
    @jase276 4 місяці тому +286

    Spoiler Alert: *the modders never came*

    • @JezzmanGAMES
      @JezzmanGAMES 3 місяці тому +1

      Literally and erotically.

    • @DDSix66
      @DDSix66 3 місяці тому +42

      Also spoiler alert Bethesda never fixed it after a year like everyone said too

    • @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo
      @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo Місяць тому +3

      ​@@DDSix66spoiler alert. Ponies tried to review bomb it till it came on ps5, it never came to the ps5 pro paper weight

    • @DDSix66
      @DDSix66 Місяць тому

      @@UmmerFarooq-wx4yo are you an actual fan of starfield? Lmao holy shit boys we found em, the one guy still playing this absolute dogshit game, doesn't matter if it's on ps5 or not, if anything it's better that way because we don't need the taint of such a shitty game

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Місяць тому +8

      @@UmmerFarooq-wx4yo I don't get it. You're insinuating everyone that said bad things about it was a ps5 owner?

  • @randalthor944
    @randalthor944 Рік тому +600

    Kotaku-“Too many of the stars are white.” Most accurate preemptive quote of the whole video.

    • @carpathianhermit7228
      @carpathianhermit7228 Рік тому +32

      Jason schiers sweet tears

    • @LionsideDisciple
      @LionsideDisciple Рік тому

      Considering the IGN review is basically showcasing a post anti-whiteism future, I wouldn't have been surprised if the future brown people discovered how to make every beings' brain see the stars as brown.

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo Рік тому +44

      Followed by "Most of the stars are non binary".

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 8 місяців тому +4

      Fun fact: all stars are white

    • @NoobtooberMan
      @NoobtooberMan 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@brovid-19no, but a lot are. Our sun is white, there are red supergiants, insanely hot blue stars, there's a lot of variation.

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 Рік тому +1635

    I feel like fleek is slowly losing more and more of his mind.

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 Рік тому +243

    Don't worry guys, the game will be a masterpiece in 3 or 5 years.

    • @lexus8018
      @lexus8018 Рік тому +33

      The same way all the Cyberpunk players are finally ready to move on from being beta testers and play the finished game this winter on the 3 year anniversary of the game

    • @PyromancerRift
      @PyromancerRift Рік тому +3

      The re release on switch 2

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому +3

      At which point a better game would have been released.

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe Рік тому

      Yes

    • @curlzncrush
      @curlzncrush 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't think a decade could save Starfield

  • @RiderZer0
    @RiderZer0 Рік тому +414

    The fact that Todd invented stars and decided “you know what, I want to live on a farm. Let’s grow them in a field.” Makes this the greatest game ever.

    • @keanuxu5435
      @keanuxu5435 Рік тому +13

      "Starfarmer" coming to a smartphone near you!

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 Рік тому +8

      I'd play a game where you're a space farmer if the game was built around that concept.

    • @metalklown
      @metalklown Рік тому +2

      Best comment.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому +2

      No it doesn't. Your denial will only make it worse when reality sinks in.
      Sure, that concept is neat. But it's not the entire game. The rest of the game is going to be shit.

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 Рік тому +4

      @@Veldazandtea bro what? Ain’t no way that sarcasm flew way over your head lmao

  • @Texelion
    @Texelion Рік тому +44

    "It's gonna be the game of the century"
    Not even nominated as Game of the Year. Take that, Todd.

  • @Roadvoice
    @Roadvoice Рік тому +1558

    The good thing about Betesda games, is that, thanks to the modders, we can add budgets and assets ourselves.
    Edit: "the good thing about OLD Betesda games".

    • @TheMattsem
      @TheMattsem Рік тому +60

      Amen brother

    • @mihneacostache6246
      @mihneacostache6246 Рік тому +54

      YES SIR

    • @ShiftyMoravian
      @ShiftyMoravian Рік тому +49

      Just you wait, creative club is making a comeback, paid mods will be a thing

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Рік тому +66

      Why should you have to pay full price for the game then? You could buy a finished game instead.

    • @me-ou3hs
      @me-ou3hs Рік тому +46

      @@R3GARnatornot every company likes adding big budgets unfortunately, and Bethesda is one of them, so the modders have to step in, that’s just the way it is

  • @blvalverde
    @blvalverde Рік тому +536

    "You gotta understand, we can't wait for the game to be patched, bug fixed, and tested, we must pre-order"
    Some people deserve less, pimps. Don't save them, they don't want to be saved

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Рік тому +45

      The only reason I pre-ordered is because I want to see all the hilarious bugs before they get patched. Gotta get that Bethesda grindset.

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde Рік тому +62

      @gabemissouri if you post a bug compilation you are forgiven, pimp. Now go and sin no more

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Рік тому +26

      @@blvalverde Don't worry Pimp. I will record any hilarious bugs I find.

    • @heroicbannana8605
      @heroicbannana8605 Рік тому +19

      But I like to play it covered in bugs, watching the game go full retard is half the fun, the other half is breaking it over my knee for bricking so hard that it killed every hard drive on my street.

    • @carolinagamer2874
      @carolinagamer2874 Рік тому +6

      It's already got patches and update versions before it releases

  • @yanivgiventer6285
    @yanivgiventer6285 Рік тому +49

    You predicted the future, congratulations.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Рік тому +7

      It doesn't take a genius to see the barrel of shit hurdling towards you

  • @Blakkrazor69
    @Blakkrazor69 Рік тому +145

    Starfield is such a let down I went and installed No Man's Sky...may as well play a real Outer Space game than a wanna-be replica. Playing Starfield when No Man's Sky is available...and better...is like paying for and playing Diablo 4 when Path of Exile is available, is better...and Free.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 10 місяців тому +6

      NMS is shit too. It's barelly a game.

    • @Blakkrazor69
      @Blakkrazor69 10 місяців тому +22

      LOL. It has been rolling for years with tons of free content and updates and the community is friendly as hell. Starfield is...playing with myself while crying in the shower whereas NMS is like having factual intercourse with a real and desirable companion. I doubt you understand the latter part of the comparison though are a master of the former.@@Thesavagesouls

    • @juderobbins6112
      @juderobbins6112 10 місяців тому

      This video just proves that we had such high hopes only to have those hopes destroy by the hard truth. Bethesda is incompetent!

    • @ihateyou69420
      @ihateyou69420 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Blakkrazor69 you all should find God and touch grass

    • @Blakkrazor69
      @Blakkrazor69 10 місяців тому

      I am God and I'd rather touch my Self.@@ihateyou69420

  • @inkblotCrisis
    @inkblotCrisis Рік тому +231

    Man, the anticipation for those bug compilation videos are actually making me hyped for this.
    Can't wait.

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 Рік тому +14

      I wonder if it'll be bad enough for Crowbcat to crawl back out from whatever hole he's in. 😂

    • @smoothlyrough512
      @smoothlyrough512 Рік тому +1

      Yes, it's gonna be like finding gold at the end of a rainbow.

    • @spreadator8276
      @spreadator8276 Рік тому +8

      It sounds like starfield is the most polished BGS game so far... high version and people losing their early access by saying how bug free it is

    • @touncreativetomakeaname5873
      @touncreativetomakeaname5873 Рік тому +6

      @@spreadator8276 To be honest that’s concerning. It’s not a Bethesda game if you don’t have a game breaking bug where you become a god.

    • @jakestaheli8532
      @jakestaheli8532 Рік тому +8

      Stanfield will either be a great game or a great internet historian video

  • @falmatrix2r
    @falmatrix2r Рік тому +567

    It’s a classic Todd Howard master plan
    Make 50% of the game and let modders finish it

  • @BleakNote
    @BleakNote Рік тому +97

    This videos script was pure gold. You had me guessing the whole time whether you were being sarcastic, or excited, but then sarcastically excited and the excitedly sarcastic.... What a trip. 12/10 video, liked and subbed
    Edit: THINK ABOUT IT.

  • @alainluceno2350
    @alainluceno2350 Рік тому +9

    Bethesda: *Comits budget cuts.
    Moders after a day: "Fixed it."

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha Рік тому +519

    Every Masterpiece that Todd comes out with is like a lego kit. It just works (when you build it yourself... Modders) Praise be to the genius that is Todd.

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe Рік тому +29

      "25 years in the making"

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 Рік тому +19

      @@KyriToe 16x the detail

    • @getfreur2458
      @getfreur2458 Рік тому +12

      It's just the way it is.

    • @Gokudo01
      @Gokudo01 Рік тому +2

      dude you are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clef6434
      @clef6434 Рік тому

      I absolutely love playing fallout 4 unmodded.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +247

    The best way to describe this is Kratos' words "keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"

    • @12LoLproductions
      @12LoLproductions Рік тому +4

      Ahh Fafnir's Storeroom, slogged through that at a low level

    • @Jrockk999
      @Jrockk999 Рік тому +17

      Except even when my expectations are low and they still fail to meet them.

    • @guesswho2778
      @guesswho2778 Рік тому +4

      thats been my plan since day one of starfield.

    • @davidgreen3001
      @davidgreen3001 Рік тому +17

      That's mopey lame Gen Z Kratos. Everybody knows real Kratos only had two lines in the good games.
      "AREEEEEEESSSSS!!!" &
      "ZEEEUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

    • @NXDf7
      @NXDf7 Рік тому +3

      I didn't need kratos to tell me that. My expectations are always low.

  • @craigerz2875
    @craigerz2875 Рік тому +22

    Hopefully with so many planets to explore I can find my dad after he left to buy cigarettes all those years ago.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 4 місяці тому +1

      That would unironically be a better main story 😂.

  • @Zaftikins
    @Zaftikins Рік тому +11

    If this game flops, Internet Historian will make the best goddamn video on it in about 14 years (at earliest). Can't wait.

  • @p0k314COM
    @p0k314COM Рік тому +24

    Amazingly, you predicted the current situation 100%. Great job. And I write this as an owner of the premium version. Starfield? Nope. SCAMfield.

    • @luc_man2104
      @luc_man2104 Рік тому

      Its just Fan Service and easter eggs from all his other Games 😂😂😂 and no Problem i think thanks to the modders this game will be the best Game ever in 1 to 3 years or Something like that 🤔😅😂

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Рік тому +11

    "When I said I was gonna make video games, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now."-Todd Howard, probably.

  • @LucasCunhaRocha
    @LucasCunhaRocha Рік тому +152

    I really want to get mad at todd but then I remember his angelical smiling face and everything is forgiven...

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +14

      Godd howard will forgive you if your wallet is willing

    • @ReddLabs3
      @ReddLabs3 Рік тому

      Looks more like a scummy bastard smile

    • @baddiegaming758
      @baddiegaming758 Рік тому +15

      Todd max out his speech skill

    • @runek100
      @runek100 Рік тому +9

      All I want to hear, is that it just works and I am sold. Preorder ultra deluxe edition.

    • @unionpepe7864
      @unionpepe7864 Рік тому

      Don't worry, we'll land on a planet. Get knocked out by the primitive locals and wake up in a cart bound for our execution. Todd has done it once again

  • @Doom_Guy__
    @Doom_Guy__ Рік тому +39

    I may have gamepass, but I think I should get a copy of Starfield for myself. Can't wait to add some extra THICC "budget" to my game...

  • @Zoraxon
    @Zoraxon Рік тому +90

    It's like Star Citizen, No Man's Sky, and Cyberpunk all rolled up into one.
    Interpret as you will

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 Рік тому +7

      This entirely depends on when each gane was made, because we talking day one on man's sky and cyberpunk, then........

    • @_MellowSips_
      @_MellowSips_ Рік тому +8

      Considering Star Citizen is an absolute shit show right now and still in Alpha after 10 years, i wouldn't compare, and as for no mans sky, just because of the open world and ship flying, Starfield will be much more detailed and intricate, its like comparing apples to oranges, if the orange was slightly red and people that it was the same shit

    • @unionpepe7864
      @unionpepe7864 Рік тому

      ​@@_MellowSips_Bethesda did take a lot of their universe design from the samething the no man sky developers used to design their universe with procedural generation. It's just Bethesda hand crafted tons of points of interest that randomly spawn when doing so

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 Рік тому

      Damn

    • @callofmetals24
      @callofmetals24 Рік тому +2

      Still rather play SC .....cuz there's life everywhere

  • @Scalpaxos
    @Scalpaxos Рік тому +10

    And the prophecy has been fulfilled...

  • @JonathanGreenstone
    @JonathanGreenstone Рік тому +445

    I swear to God, if Starfield does flop, I'll pull out the "I'll do it myself" card and start learning how to make mods, and fix everything by myself just out of spite.

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly Рік тому +106

      ​@gharnsnatch4088cuz it's gonna be 16X the detail?

    • @lonewolfgames7779
      @lonewolfgames7779 Рік тому +80

      ​@@menaatefadlyIt just works.

    • @TheWolfDude91
      @TheWolfDude91 Рік тому +31

      @gharnsnatch4088 who's laughing now he he

    • @jimjellyjinjamjimbo
      @jimjellyjinjamjimbo Рік тому +45

      Why pay 70 bucks and spend hours making a game “better” when you can just save your money AND time by not buying it and playing something better?

    • @madkabal
      @madkabal Рік тому +5

      It's not going to suck. This is just a youtubers hot take.

  • @hydr3537
    @hydr3537 Рік тому +659

    The company that made Fallout 76 is now making No Mans Sky.
    Theres literally nothing that could go wrong with this.

    • @dragons_advocate
      @dragons_advocate Рік тому +49

      Depends, did they make 2016 No Man's Sky or 2022 No Man's Sky?

    • @713Lord
      @713Lord Рік тому +14

      Because he was in the chess club. I am disapointed though, he didn't even attempt to jump over his chair.

    • @reidboggs4344
      @reidboggs4344 Рік тому +63

      It’s worse than that. The company that made Fallout 76 is now owned by the company that keeps meddling with Halo.

    • @j22563
      @j22563 Рік тому +12

      @@dragons_advocate It's Bethesda, what do you think?

    • @TheMattsem
      @TheMattsem Рік тому +17

      ​@@dragons_advocatemaybe the real no man's sky are the friends we made in the way

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity Рік тому +67

    Never preorder, never buy day 1, and never purchase microtransactions.

  • @MrFoster702
    @MrFoster702 Рік тому +293

    No matter how bad a bethesda game is, the community will always defend and fix the bugs, add extra content and do all the work for free and spend all their time and sanity to fix everything that the developers had the bare mininum obligation to do. Thats what I call a united community

    • @smoothlyrough512
      @smoothlyrough512 Рік тому +54

      Then Bethesda will be like, "Look at this AMAZING game we made."

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx Рік тому

      oh look, someone who believes the meme-version of Skyrim/etc. exists over the one that doesn't exist - and yes, Mods are a feature, the fact that most games don't have them is actually quite the sin.
      Also, no one damage controls whatever Bethesda does, we just don't care, because we don't have to - because mods. Many of us won't even play until they are out.
      Continue to be triggered over reality, pissbaby.

    • @elgerifico
      @elgerifico Рік тому +33

      Or what you'd called a housewife that learned her lessons well.

    • @joemono4727
      @joemono4727 Рік тому

      That smart money management. Don't have to pay so many programers if you have an army of them willing to do it for free.
      It's like all the extra steps to slavery are finally paying off for the rich.

    • @daroaminggnome
      @daroaminggnome Рік тому +9

      @@smoothlyrough512 I mean at the end of the day it delivers a great game. A Tale of Two Wastelands is such an utterly unique experience, there's nothing like it that can compete. I mean that quite literally - no one is going to replicate the exact modlist I used because I curated it for my own tastes. A studio will *never* be able to compete with a community as dedicated as TES or Fallout. Nothing Bethesda does in development will ever be as important as the moddability of their games.
      I get clowning on Bethesda tho, never gonna say people can't or shouldn't joke about them but lets not pretend like TTW(FO3+NV), Skyrim, and FO4 with the full power of modding are bad games that's just a joke. I don't really care how shit gets made or how long it takes I just want good games.

  • @Lujantony
    @Lujantony 2 місяці тому +7

    I never gave this game a try because every UA-cam stream i watched of Starfield made me fall asleep 💤

  • @koldavid4094
    @koldavid4094 Рік тому +152

    the usual package of bethesda's bugs and glitches is their stamp of approval and i trust it more than ign

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Рік тому +11

      Agreed, the bugs are funny as hell. They help give the game that Bethesda charm.

    • @spreadator8276
      @spreadator8276 Рік тому +4

      unfortunately it seems like starfield is relatively bug free

    • @orionriftclan2727
      @orionriftclan2727 Рік тому +3

      @@spreadator8276 probably cause we haven't seen any from the players that number probably in 100-200 ish players
      But when a few million start playing then you will see bugs pop up because a million people are better at finding bugs then a smaller number

    • @Ma1q444
      @Ma1q444 Рік тому +1

      You clowns that complain about bugs need to stop playing RPG games, I have never encountered any game breaking bugs in any Bethesda game.
      The bugs are funny, oblivion radiant AI is fun.

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +1

      Funilly enough IGN, may god forgive for uttering that name, seems to have the more integrity than the supposed independent game reviewers

  • @jondon1079
    @jondon1079 Рік тому +77

    At this point, hype culture is more harmful to the gaming industry than the gaming industry is to itself.
    EDIT: The point I'm trying to make is that, as awful as the industry has become, it's ultimately gamers who have allowed it to get this bad.
    Hype-trains make it harder for games to be constructively criticized, because the second anybody points out a potential issue, they get shut down and called a "troll".
    And because people are scared of being called mean words on the Internet, they will generally fall in line and remain silent.
    And the less criticism games receive, the more devs and publishers are emboldened to implement increasingly worse business practices.
    TL;DR: Game companies abuse us because we allow them to.

    • @derpherp7432
      @derpherp7432 Рік тому +1

      dumb take

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 Рік тому +7

      I'd say they both are about par.

    • @Spacecoke
      @Spacecoke Рік тому +3

      Also all the fanboys who hype it just refuse to admit they was wrong when it turns out shit.

    • @jondon1079
      @jondon1079 Рік тому +2

      @@Spacecoke This!

    • @thedovahk9398
      @thedovahk9398 Рік тому

      I think it's also true on the opposite spectrum that you cant bash a game you haven't played yet, or seen multiple reviews of.

  • @CleetusBuckwalter
    @CleetusBuckwalter Рік тому +11

    Dude this was gold from start to finish.
    The " too many of the stars are white" had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @Milkman-xp3nj
    @Milkman-xp3nj Рік тому +10

    After finding your channel, binge watching all of your content for 2 days straight, and having to convince my girlfriend that I’m taking a really long poop in the bathroom instead of admitting I am just watching you videos. I have determined you are a national hero.

  • @knavishroot1238
    @knavishroot1238 Рік тому +4

    Runs on morrowind code, many same animations as FO4, it's the Fallout moon DLC I always wanted, can't wait for the blackface bug to make it's return.

  • @WIld-cHILd-1273
    @WIld-cHILd-1273 Рік тому +23

    Fleekazoid I absolutely love your videos :D I hope you never stop running your channel

  • @TheMaibus
    @TheMaibus Рік тому +35

    I've heard "Starfield" like 50 times already, I'm ready for this game dammit.

  • @_ryju_
    @_ryju_ Рік тому +4

    Can't wait for your next Starfield video! Please highlight a few choice bugs, you have thousands to choose from (water jump, ship fly off, unkillable NPCs, ascending to heaven NPCs to name a few)!

    • @JohnDoe-ou7mq
      @JohnDoe-ou7mq Рік тому

      playing the game and never ran into those bugs and if those are the top bugs u use than ur straight nit picking like WTF.
      water jump never heard of it, ship fly off never heard of those but they sound funny af. unkillable npcs has been a thing since ES4 oblivion if I'm correct, ascending to heaven npcs? that sentence makes no sense and it sounds like fun.
      Like 1 wasn't a bug and the other 4 aren't even bad bugs like for bethesda or most games that's not bad at all. and if those are the main bugs that your gonna complain about than the game is doing really well
      ALSO THE GAMES IN EARLY ACCESS LIKE MY GUY THERES GONNA BE SOME GOOFY ASS BUGS.
      in 6 days they can fix quite a lot of bugs, and even if they don't it's not a bug riiden games really damn well stop ur bitching and go play something else

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому +10

    Todd Howard says this game is going to be great. And he would never lie to us.

  • @Zwackelmann173
    @Zwackelmann173 Рік тому +56

    You can even preorder the preorder of the DLC for just 100$. Todd is truly the greatest. He would never lie and deliver a broken game. (pls don't shoot my dog Todd)

    • @aaronjohnson1005
      @aaronjohnson1005 Рік тому +3

      Yep comes with six day early access too and OST and the DLC and the art book….

    • @fargoth391
      @fargoth391 Рік тому

      @@aaronjohnson1005 Comes with more stuff than some.. other... game companies would offer you for pre-ordering their games.

    • @iko20101
      @iko20101 Рік тому

      You know this has been a thing for 20+ years right? Where you buy a Deluxe or Premium version of the game you get the DLCs with it. You must be young if you do not know that by now

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому +1

      @@iko20101 And? It can be 1 year for all I care. It's still what's being done and it being a scummy way to milk consumers. The amount of time it's been around for isn't the main factor.
      Fooling people with empty promises and not showing the final product is. Never trust graphics over gameplay. Or art books over gameplay for that matter. Never trust anything you don't see in full. If you only have a "glimpse" then pre ordering is like rushing into a relaitonship blind. You set yourself up for disappointment. Not because of "them" though, it will be because of your own expectations that were not honest and went against reality. Peopel pre order because of desperation and denial.
      I get it. There's not many games doing what it tries to do. But that doesn't change the fact there's a history of flawed buggy messes within the company. How can people trust this?

    • @iko20101
      @iko20101 Рік тому

      @@Veldazandtea It is not a way to milk consumers because you get the DLCs of the game when they are released. You have to have been living under a rock or you just turned 5. Also I have already pre-ordered Starfield and I will be playing it tonight when early access opens up. They can trust it because Bethesda did a 50 minute deep dive into their game which no company has done before, they have given review copies to the UA-camrs and Media outputs 2 weeks early which again no other company has really done before, and they have said it is the most polished game they have ever made. They are very confidant that they game will be great and I have just watched a few reviews of the game from UA-camrs and they have all said so far the game is amazing while also giving criticism to the game for things that needed it.

  • @flutter8712
    @flutter8712 Рік тому +12

    Todd Howard is the greatest liar in gaming history. I can't understand how some people can still give him some credit

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 Рік тому +2

      Because too be able to see though it requires 16 times the detail.

  • @hot_soup4319
    @hot_soup4319 Рік тому +4

    Starfield is so interesting to me rn cause Its not even out and already theres 2 circle jerks of people:
    You have the circle jerk hype train where people think it'll be the best game of the decade, launch in immaculate state, and be the best game ever created by man. Then you have the circle jerk of people desperate to hate this game saying it'll be garbage, buggy, broken, filled with microtransactions, etc.
    Both sides are equally obnoxious and grasping at literally anything to seem right so when the game launches they can blow their "I told you so" load.

    • @thedovahk9398
      @thedovahk9398 Рік тому +1

      Honestly, there's way too much of either side and not enough people withholding judgement and waiting for the reviews to come out at least.

  • @coutou5302
    @coutou5302 Рік тому +10

    At this point, Todd could just put a calendar of himself in skimpy clothes as a pre-order bonus, and the game would instantly be GOTY.

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 10 місяців тому +3

    Todd Howard wiped out 90% of all life in the Universe. XD

  • @mankihonda983
    @mankihonda983 Рік тому +2

    Todd: "There's 95 trillion people in the Milky Way....they are all living their lives...and we have modeled them all in our next game. Its a functioning, fully interactive and photo realistic simulation of an entire galaxy and its all for you to explore for just 60 dollars"

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ Рік тому +6

    Can't wait for CBBE and Lover's Lab to make this game playable

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 Рік тому +1

      Yup, can't even touch F4 without the CBBE and a bunch of gameplay mods

  • @MegaCygnusX1
    @MegaCygnusX1 Рік тому +3

    "Too many of the stars are white."
    Jesus Flek don't give the gaming press any ideas.

  • @Woud_
    @Woud_ Рік тому +6

    "The modders will come soon." They will. Come. Soon. Indeed.... come.

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 Рік тому +1

      Once they finish with the mods, they’ll be sure to finish again.

  • @deltanoiro
    @deltanoiro Рік тому +10

    Not only is there no need to preorder, is Starfield is a success, than I'm sure we'll be seeing plenty of re-releases for it. Why buy just Starfield, when you can wait a few years and get the "ultimate Deluxe Anniversary Gold" version for a quarter of the base versions launch price.

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 Рік тому

      Think about it! Access to the game before the inevitable hundreds of releases.

  • @isosev
    @isosev Рік тому +5

    Im on PC and I can honestly say its going to be great to buy this ten years later when the mods can give this game the content it sorely lacks and it costs $10.
    Dude, it doesnt even have a FOV slider and there is literally no real point to exploring any planet because the locations that get generated are always going to be the exact same as the last planet you were on.
    Definitely not a game to buy until much much later down the road. You are getting scammed if you buy it now.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Рік тому +42

    I wonder which one will be more buggy and unstable at launch: Starfield or Phantom Liberty.

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq Рік тому +11

      Both.
      After all, CDPR devs managed to break even their top game - Witcher 3.

    • @DannyGraves1775
      @DannyGraves1775 Рік тому +4

      It'll be a tie, considering how Cyberpunk launched.

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 Рік тому +12

      I have more faith in phantom liberty than Starfield if I’m being honest. CDPR have shown that they’re willing to work and fix the game rather than leave it be and it’s in a better place than when it started. Bethesda has always been the same company, they’re infamous for games that are bugged as hell and modders have to come in and fix it because they can’t be bothered.

    • @DannyGraves1775
      @DannyGraves1775 Рік тому

      @@fist-of-doom487 ...Have you not seen CDPR's little talk on ESG?
      At this point I'd only trust them to fuck things up again, and then blaming the diversity hires they forced on themselves.

    • @oneballwizard406
      @oneballwizard406 Рік тому +6

      Cyberpunk is 10x better than any of the shit Bethesda has released in a decade

  • @MrSeekerOfPeace
    @MrSeekerOfPeace Рік тому +4

    Good video. The deadeye stare is a direct reference to Fallout 3!
    I didn't think anyone else would notice that.

  • @Gannoh
    @Gannoh Рік тому +24

    Why Starfield is doomed: Emil Pagliarulo is still lead writer

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Рік тому +3

      Will shen is the main quest designer.

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh Рік тому +2

      @@gabemissouri So I've heard, though I'm still very apprehensive as to the overall quality, especially from those 40 minutes that got leaked. The dialogue looked very rough, along with the few lines we saw from the ESRB rating. Still, maybe those are edge cases. If Will Shen is taking over writing the entire story, there is at least hope.

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Рік тому

      @@Gannoh Honestly I'm looking more forward to the sidequests and ship builder. I am going to try and build the Rocinante from the Expanse.

    • @hawken796
      @hawken796 Рік тому

      @@Gannoh Weren't people saying that the leaked dialogue is actually believable for once?

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 Рік тому +2

    Fantastic videos on this channel, I think I've watched them all. Keep up the great work.

  • @colepeltier8472
    @colepeltier8472 Рік тому +1

    "Think about it" omni man being spammed has me dead.

  • @amy_kunoichi
    @amy_kunoichi Рік тому +6

    this video convinced me to buy a wii u to play seinfeld. good job feetazoid.

  • @sonofthefakegod
    @sonofthefakegod Рік тому +7

    It’s gona suck, everyone knows it, 5 years from now when the modders actually fix it then it might be ok

  • @ItsStanleyZ
    @ItsStanleyZ Рік тому +6

    I see this as a win-win situation. If the game is good, then lots of people will be happy with Starfield. If not, at least we'll have great Crowbcat and Internet Historian videos dissecting the flaws of the game.

  • @blackpsymon1
    @blackpsymon1 Рік тому +1

    „Get that fancy watch so you can track the exact time Todd Howard breaks your heart.“
    I died. 😂

  • @elijahholt6281
    @elijahholt6281 Рік тому +1

    Thank you godly todd for a copy of space-out 76 gonna love that early 2000's vibe you keep givin every year yes sir

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 Рік тому +5

    I already forgot that this game came out

  • @NWAP1337
    @NWAP1337 Рік тому +9

    Az was right

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Рік тому +4

      Always has been

    • @rappakalja5295
      @rappakalja5295 Рік тому

      ​@@dean_l33There's a pronoun in your comment.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Рік тому +2

      @@rappakalja5295 My comment contain no subject or object so where's the pronoun your speaking of?

  • @Nash1t0
    @Nash1t0 Рік тому +4

    I can't wait for the infamous bugs and memes this game will create and, inevitably, make it more popular than it should be.

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager Рік тому +1

    I just love how this is a direct reference to the fact that we got no b*tches.

  • @killswitchfate
    @killswitchfate Рік тому +1

    I have a special playlist where i save the best youtube videos ive ever seen. 75% through the video ive decided this is your second video that makes the cut. Youre funny as hell
    “Its just the way it is”

  • @Fuzzycat16
    @Fuzzycat16 Рік тому +3

    Am i the only one who is annoyed by Bethesda taking credit for Doom and Doom Eternal?

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal Рік тому +13

    I will think about it in about two years or so after the modders have had that much time to work on the unoffical patch and increasing the budgets.

  • @Steve-gz3sy
    @Steve-gz3sy 17 днів тому +1

    4:08 what is that from?

  • @adamy.7053
    @adamy.7053 Рік тому +2

    Scream all you want to Todd Howard, but I'm not buying your half-baked goods. Nope. My money stays with me, and no '16 times the...whatever' is going to part me from my precious dough. Ya' know?

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 Рік тому +19

    I am so hyped for this game.
    So hyped to spend an entire week watching someone elses playthrough. Before I even re-order a replacement for my expired bank card, or replace that burned out graphics card.
    Am I... Am I... becoming a responsible adult?
    ...
    Nah. I'm still probably going to mod it into a space porno.

  • @meman24
    @meman24 Рік тому +6

    This might be the best game review of all time.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 місяці тому +7

    *I totally forgot they postponed the release for a year. Basically to do nothing, they knew this was going to be a dud. Put woke crap in your product & get ready to lose money.*

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Місяць тому +1

      Its not the fact that there is dei in the game (that is a symptom of the problem), its that the company is mostly staffed by dei, which are naturally incompetant, after all if they were just as capable as non dei they wouldn't need a quota to get hired.

  • @AdmiralNovastar
    @AdmiralNovastar Рік тому +1

    My coworkers are looking at me weird because im cackling to this video at work

  • @nexus3756
    @nexus3756 Рік тому +2

    I dont get how people think this game is going to function. fallout 4 barely fucking worked in boston. this is gonna make that game look like a tiny cube in a huge room. I dont get how they could possibly get it to work.

  • @warfinch8022
    @warfinch8022 Рік тому +3

    No Aliens and no real space physics its going to be boring

  • @luc_man2104
    @luc_man2104 Рік тому +4

    WTF 😂😂😂 Thats the First video i have ever seen from you and i can just say HOLY SHIT WTF is happening here and i Love it when all your videos are like that you have a new big fan 🤔😅😂

  • @LuckT63
    @LuckT63 Рік тому +9

    I always buy bethesda games a few year after release on sale with all the dlc sincer by then all the needed mods have been made.

  • @deadpan2866
    @deadpan2866 Рік тому +2

    the biggest make of break for this game is if it is an RPG or a bethesda RPG, like people when they are shown a city on an RPG expect at least 100 buildings and 1000 npcs walking about, meanwhile bethesda will call 3 houses and 9 npcs an empire.

  • @unionpepe7864
    @unionpepe7864 Рік тому +1

    >Be me by Starfield
    >Best game ever
    >Flying around i land on my first planet
    >Get attacked by primitive locals and taken hostage
    >Wake up
    >"You there, youre finally awake"
    Todds done it again

  • @DANAWHlTE
    @DANAWHlTE Рік тому +4

    Such a bizarre ass meme with this game. I preordred the deluxe edition, knowing it would be hilariously broken and would be "a bethesda game". Then as more footage leaks, I'm like "yeah, this might suck", and now it's just bad. I reap what I sow. It's in no way "skyrim in space". Todd, I kneel... You got me. I'm going to buy 20 more copies just as a sign of respect.

  • @HansPeter-qy3wl
    @HansPeter-qy3wl Рік тому +31

    Man, i can't wait to explore those more than 1000 sandboxes full of computer generated structures, all 10+/-5 of them for hundreds of times with slightly different details.

    • @ohmnesia
      @ohmnesia Рік тому +4

      Shit… it‘s almost like… this is actually how exploring a whole galaxy would feel like?

    • @invidatauro8922
      @invidatauro8922 Рік тому

      What are “video games” and “not reality” for 500 Alex?

    • @iPunchMAGAweirdos916
      @iPunchMAGAweirdos916 Рік тому

      ​@@ohmnesialol exactly.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому

      Which wil be devoid of any interactions because NPCs don't move or visit. Don't forget that.

    • @HansPeter-qy3wl
      @HansPeter-qy3wl Рік тому

      Now that the game is out i have to correct myself, apparently its not 10+/-5 different computer generated locations that look the same, feel the same, and have the same enemies and loot in each instance of them like in NMS, but its actually just 2(laboratories and caves).

  • @RealmJD
    @RealmJD Рік тому +1

    I need 16 times the neurons to process how much Fleek just roasted me, this game, the neighbor's dog, and tomorrow's dessert in just one video.

  • @Sonny_Doro
    @Sonny_Doro Рік тому +2

    Asmongold looks like a confederate general.

  • @the-handcuffs
    @the-handcuffs 9 місяців тому +3

    HA! That video aged perfectly!

  • @gwalker3092
    @gwalker3092 3 місяці тому +4

    Worst $50 i ever spent. I deserve shit for buying it, I know. However, we all fk up occasionally its human. However lesson learned. Ultimately, it saved me a lot of money for never preordering a game EVER again. Plus the diss reviews were entertaining

    • @jacklandedhere5157
      @jacklandedhere5157 Місяць тому +1

      Hey, at least now you know why you should never preorder lol. The only thing I've ever preordered in my entire life was the elden ring dlc, and seeing that all the stuff that's coming out nowadays is either a cashgrab, dogshit, or both, it's gonna stay that way for a long time.

  • @herrscherofshrimps1451
    @herrscherofshrimps1451 Рік тому +4

    Damn Fleek are you a prophecy or something?

  • @professorgrouch
    @professorgrouch Рік тому +2

    This is that next level Fleek content I need to get my blood-a-boilin and my loins tense! 10/10 would grind my teeth in anticipation while watching again.

  • @Domfass21
    @Domfass21 Рік тому +6

    I’m a simple man I see fleck I click

  • @mplewp
    @mplewp Рік тому +4

    Dont preorder todd games kids

  • @johndodo2062
    @johndodo2062 Рік тому +3

    This isn't going to age well. Nothing has changed

  • @charongold6532
    @charongold6532 Рік тому +1

    Hawt digity this guy sure restores my faith in gaming with one video at the time. I just can't keep rolling 😂😂😂

  • @635574
    @635574 Рік тому +2

    New category: Every bug% speed run, guaranteed.

  • @theorixlux
    @theorixlux Рік тому +4

    I can't tell if the pimp loves it or hates it; but honestly, i dont think he knows either.

  • @Mr.Kratoast
    @Mr.Kratoast Рік тому +4

    It's the day one gamepass curse I tell you. FEAR THE CURSE

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Рік тому +1

      HiFi Rush was a good day one gamepass game though.
      Sure it was a level based game and not an open world, but still a great game.

  • @ELAWATIBTDASLIMSURNATA
    @ELAWATIBTDASLIMSURNATA Рік тому +6

    Doomed to make doom look doomed😂😂😂.
    Well…it’s starfailed. After watching gameplay livestream.

  • @ploed
    @ploed 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm not mad about the bare bone plants, but the unhealthy amount of loading screens...

  • @machinedieselx4767
    @machinedieselx4767 Рік тому +1

    "Too many of the stars are WHITE" = Kotaku
    Oof.

  • @5deadspace
    @5deadspace Рік тому +4

    I like how more Xbox's appear on the table as the video goes on. It's clearly a reference to how many times Skyrim has been ported, THINK ABOUT IT!

  • @kylewright7596
    @kylewright7596 Рік тому +15

    Honestly i got super sucked into Oblivion because i didn’t even figure out the fast travel till 200hrs in. Nothing beats peacefully enjoying the scenery till the combat music kicks in because a bear just jump scared you from behind.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Рік тому +6

      Oblivion fucking rocks though, I have as much time in that as I do in Skyrim.

    • @thedovahk9398
      @thedovahk9398 Рік тому

      Reasons like this are why people are excited about Starfield lol

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому

      Different people in the same company. New blood replaced the old. That's why games get worse even if a company used to make good games.
      It's always the same pattern. The company loses its own self identity. Gets desperate tot ry something new. Then botch it up because they focus on graphics over gameplay. Rushing the game out as a unfinsihed mess.
      It's happened with Baldur's Gate 3 and people aren't happy about Act 3 being unfinished. Act 1 also has its flaws. Everything inbetween is good though. This game won't do that. Too focused on the graphics, base building (your homes will be empty) and fetch quests. The devs are both sticking too much to what they know while at the same time are rushing into something new without a proper plan. It's obvious. They don't talk about gamplay enough. They don't talk about how the player can actually interact with what's around them. They have nothing to show other then "Look pretty and here's a base you can make".
      It's No Man's Sky all over again. A empty universe devoid of interactions. With a quest here and there when characters lack any meaningful character depth. The only Fallout games that actually managed to do it well weren't Bethesda. The only games Bethesda has managed to actually do interesting RPG with is Mass Effect. At this point though Bethdesda has fired too many talented people. Those that were part of Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age Origins from what I understand. Some of the BEST RPG games of all time.
      They. Fired. The best. RPG. Writers. That says it all. Bethesda doesn't understand what good RPG is. You going to hadn your money to people that fire one of the best writers of all time?

    • @pandamonium9255
      @pandamonium9255 Рік тому

      Oh man oblivion… that’s when my world ended as it was my indoctrination into the Church of latter-day Todd.
      I feel like I’ve escaped Scientology now as I look back on those days…

  • @ryszakowy
    @ryszakowy Рік тому +9

    no white straight men
    every person of power is a woman
    pronouns
    yeah
    i knew the game was gonna be trash because bethesda was making it
    turns out that was just the tip of the iceberg

    • @rappakalja5295
      @rappakalja5295 Рік тому

      I love how this is the extent of your video game critique

    • @johnhorne1839
      @johnhorne1839 Рік тому +2

      @@rappakalja5295
      -Sincerely,
      the same lemmings who sperged out about Kingdom Come: Deliverance having no black people.