Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
This is just straight awesomeness It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck. And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on. Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
3 and a half hours pampering a rock is a level of dedication I’ve never seen before
fr he is such a w
It's a compilation
@@maplesyrup_1239 even then, a total of 3 and a half hours of pampering a rock across multiple days / recordings is nuts lol
love it tho
I'd rather pamper a rock for 3h a day than go to work for 8h 😂
1 hr and a half in and I hadn't realised it had 3 hours... I was just vibing and working.
I’m glad Rockisha finally got the spa day she deserves
Rockisha 😂
Very well deserved!
Cool name😂
She shoulve been named rockelle
rocksanne
This is more relaxing than watching a person or the camera get pampered ngl I just feel that bro needs it 🪨
Real
That foundation has great coverage. The rock is simply glowing.
My fatass thought the thumbnail was an oreo
it looks 100000 years younger
@@The.United.StatesOf.Americai dare say 10000000 years even? Absolutely stunning 🤩
@@BunnyDudette. so true
This is a perfect blend of professionalism and comedy. These rock videos always go hard. (Pun intended)
Dwayne Johnson is bricked up rn
@@maplesyrup_1239what.
He's always rocking it with these videos
@@ALEX-fq7hhI’m about to rock the shit out of the next person who makes a rock pun.
Wait a minute
Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
😂😂😂
I love the lipstick 💄 3:55
This rock needs a name with how well its been treated, I think its name should be Terrance
Terrance lol
walter is better
Greg
Pierre
@@ahaunteddoll LMAO oui
*P i e r r e*
Nothing like slapping a rock with your bare hands for 3 hours. I respect your dedication.
That's why people think we're weird because we relax with a video of someone giving a massage for a rock
I own it, if im weird fuck it. But imma be the weird where people are scared of me
You gotta know it’s difference between creep n being weird
@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
@@Teh_ClownThat's how I am with other people I'm like Regina George but a guy
This guy takes better care of this rock than I do for myself.
FACTS 😂😂😂 2:48
SAME !!!!...😭😳🙄🤦🤷
I like all the different sounds your hands make on the rock. Never seen asmr like this and I've been watching asmr since 2012
Omg
didn’t know asmr was around then
Safe to say that this is the most pampered rock in the solar system
best 3 hours of that rocks life in millions of years of its life
Mother Nature really appreciates this effort of pampering! Great Video.
i love mr rock 🗿
“That’s MRS. rock to you” 🗿🎀
Love your pfp
that rock is more cared for than me
XD
Damn u good?
Imagine watching somebody doing this on their balcony from a distance 💀
Porch, if I'm not mistaken?
“What’s the neighbor doing?”
“The usual. Slapping and shaving the rock.”
Don’t you lecture me with your $30 dollar hair cut 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Elite comment
Lol😊 look
Creative asf
@@blackman4628Not stolen from Dbz 😂
Red ribbon red neck 🤣🤣🤣
Nice of you to do the appointment outside so rock would feel comfortable, in a familiar environnment
This is just straight awesomeness
It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck.
And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
Did you actually break someone’s neck please let us know 🙏🙏‼️‼️
@@clavi3843 unfortunately no, I did not.
Decided to delay it and try all over again
-Whisper Soft walks outta the house....
All the rocks in the yard:
I hope he picks me!🤞👋🪨
😂
never thought a rock being caressed by pokemon cards would put me right to sleep
Prettiest rock I ever did see. I never thought I’d get ASMR from a rock. I like it
Rare footage of the rock wearing makeup
36:08 the water sounds are amazing
My boyfriend is concerned about why I downloaded and favourited tons of videos of a guy pampering a 10lbs rock for hours 🤫😂
I had downloaded a few videos from this youtuber. So, no worries 😂
I just know that rock was feelin herself this whole video. All her lil rock friends are jealous 💅🏼
Where else can you see this happening?
He's genius to fascinate all of us with mother Earth's basics! I loved it, didn't know what to expect next 😳🙃
Computer, how do i become a rock to get pampered like this one, All the time, no magic. (Tap tap tap) 'Puter do you hear me???
Wait why did the powder actually make the rock look better 😭😭😭
Neither the man nor the rock need to speak to each other, for they both know the other's needs
Party like a 🪨 star
this rock recieving more care than i ever will
Dwayne Johnson enjoyed that
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic
I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
This rock living a better life then me lol 😂
watching the full video whilst I'm working and it's great sounds!
I will say in spite of this being an asmr video I was captured by the colors of the makeup, real good stuff 🤙🏾
I appreciate the way you yeeted Mr. Rock at the end of each treatment.
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
Friend: "So, what did you do today?"
Me: "Ahhh...well...I watched a guy put makeup on a rock before he gave it a haircut."
Friend: ...
This video rocks 🗿
im addicted to these rock videos
this rock more relaxed than i'll ever be in all my days combined
Watching this after learning traumatizing stuff helped me a lot :3
4:16 THE DRAWING OF THE LIPS LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY
i literally fell asleep 7 minutes into the video 😭 (commenting this the next day)
That rock really said: 🪨➡️🗿
Pierrette slays with that makeup. You got it girl ! She ate
The phantasm Asmr at the end was perfect
Incredibly relaxing
I like the brushing sound.😊
Bro has this rock like his little baby
"Honey, look, the neighbor is pampering the rock again"
I love your videos, super relaxing
Did I just watch this for almost 4 hours? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? No, no I don’t
I really love this video. Thank you mate
This is very satisfying asmr. 😌
You deserve all the subs 🎉💓
She obviously won "#1 Best Boulder" in the rock beauty pageant finals. 🏆
LOOK AT THOSE PIMPLEEEEEES, she rock that look.
that rock is much more healthier than i could ever be
Rock looks very refreshed.
that rock got better treatment and care than me LMAO
This is the happiest rock in the world!
I have a similar to DnD like campaign and I will use those treatments for the spa in the golem village, thank you for that spontaneous moment of idea
"My father was a drinker" 17:55
Bro really gave his 3 hours to that rock 😭💀
love your videos btw ❤️
Mother Earth is probably the happiest when you’re near LOL
Great experience, 8.5/10 would come back
I'm down for a Rock Attention series
Mother Nature must be proud and relaxed 😂
I enjoy the rolling pin sounds!
i love how men always start w the lips 😂😂
imagine his friends come to his house and see all the rocks look them back 😗
This is the next morning….whew I was knocked out !!!!!
6:53 The rock has a dimple lmao
this is the cutest rock I've ever seen
I love adult man playing with a rock for 3 hours !!!
no way bro made more than 3 hours of rock content what a mad man
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on.
Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
These are all mash-ups of different videos.
See the change of lighting, perspective,..etc.
岩ちゃんも気持ちよくなって幸せそう😊
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
Imagine going to your barber and him asking “whatchu want”
*pulls out phone*
Me- “I wanna look like this rock”
Barber- “Say less”
Que local lindo! Transmite muita paz.
that rock got better makeup that 90% of the girls at my school
Rocksanne.
The manual clippperrrrrrs 🤤😴
imagine doing this for years and years, then archeologists find this rock, bring it to their lab and find traces of.....make up on the rock?
She is beautiful 😍 :)
1 million years waiting for this
i guess i forgot how badly lockdown hit some people😔
I like the color from the red lipstick, what brand is that? =D
@whispersoft Do you own this land or just live near a park? It's beautiful!
That rock has probably waited millions of years for someone to massage it
“Honey the neighbor is doing that thing with the rock again”
The rock will spend his life trying to convince his rock friends that he got massaged
Oh my gawwwddd 🤭 that rock is so preppy 😋💅/j
Seems like the Rock has the VIP card