Why Did I Choose Yale?

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  • @victorialaird8118
    @victorialaird8118 10 років тому +298

    Why doesn't anyone get that this is a joke? If Harvard and Yale really didn't respect each other, they wouldn't even bother with the rivalry. It's all out of fun chill

    • @delynnel
      @delynnel 7 місяців тому

      Totally! (mom of Yalie here).

  • @georginamaris4735
    @georginamaris4735 9 років тому +73

    "Ooh!"
    "Who are you?"
    Loved it.

  • @doublemintyicy
    @doublemintyicy 10 років тому +504

    And this is why Harvard isn't known for their drama department

    • @brizzylopez4741
      @brizzylopez4741 9 років тому +32

      Harvard has a drama department?! 0_o

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 9 років тому +49

      doublemintyicy Yeah, Harvard's just going to have to settle for their law school, their business school, their medical school...

    • @TomAppleReviews
      @TomAppleReviews 9 років тому +16

      +doublemintyicy I know, it's really not like people such as you know, Academy Award winner Matt Damon went there. Shit department I guess

    • @goom-
      @goom- 9 років тому

      what about matt damon?

    • @brizzylopez4741
      @brizzylopez4741 9 років тому +3

      Matt Damon wasn't an acting major... Harvard doesn't have a acting major (until recently 2015)

  • @MythicalRedFox
    @MythicalRedFox 9 років тому +128

    The salt in this comment section is hilarious.

  • @csnakey
    @csnakey 8 років тому +90

    at least Yale has a mascot

    • @nadinechisom4889
      @nadinechisom4889 7 років тому +7

      This made me laugh so hard. I always joke about getting a stuffed John Harvard, if I ever went there.

    • @hudsontoo1212
      @hudsontoo1212 5 років тому +1

      Geronimo’s skull? Ivy League creeps

  • @Anonymous18531
    @Anonymous18531 11 років тому +30

    This video, a friendly jab, is part of a longstanding and famous rivalry between Yale and Harvard. It was created by Harvard students and shot on their own campus. That's why it's ironic that they're making fun of Yale's campus.

  • @blackjac5000
    @blackjac5000 10 років тому +178

    You can't spell "safety school" without Yale.

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 10 років тому +11

      Actually, you can't spell "safety school" without BROWN! LOL!

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 10 років тому +4

      ***** I went to the sports summer camp they held in their athletic center. Wound up getting my head split open there.

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 10 років тому

      blackjac5000
      AHAHA! I had a lot of friends who went to "Horsesh-t U"!

    • @brizzylopez4741
      @brizzylopez4741 9 років тому +7

      If yale is a safety school then you must be shitting bricks since yale IS THE BEST!

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 9 років тому

      Brizzy Lopez Certainly Top 5 in the Northeast- but how about Stanford, the Claremont Colleges (Pitzer was my safety school in '78), UCB, U Chicago (my Uncle Morris Philipson was the Chair of the Press for 32 years), or- dare I mention my own alma mater... REED? :)

  • @maybewise
    @maybewise 10 років тому +52

    "What happened to the original line in this video?" XD !!!!!!!!
    I was SO ready to hear the original line, or find that you just edited it out, to pretended it didn't happen, and be pissed about it. But DAMN that was a good cover up.

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 9 років тому +3

      Daniel Zhang They made a joke about a real campus murder that happened there.

    • @JackholeDiary
      @JackholeDiary 9 років тому +1

      maybewise As a survivor of Campus violence better to have left mocking a crime especially when your own college has a legacy of cover ups.

  • @Formobject
    @Formobject 9 років тому +57

    This parody was so on point. Truly outstanding. Job well done, Harvard.

  • @MsUtube4ever
    @MsUtube4ever 8 років тому +85

    literally would be so blessed to get into either of these colleges :(((((

  • @theblackparade0514
    @theblackparade0514 14 років тому +11

    I wanted to go to Harvard but Yale seemed a little better. Now you guys just pointed me in the right direction. I'm applying to Yale.

  • @lanaihuddleston4429
    @lanaihuddleston4429 10 років тому +52

    The dance at the end kills me EVERY TIME.

  • @ea8336
    @ea8336 5 років тому +12

    tell me why i watched this whole video thinking it was it was pro yale lmaooo wtf

  • @seoulfrog
    @seoulfrog 9 років тому +47

    lol I like Yale better than Harvard but yeah, y'all got me. This is hilarious.

  • @cypress1173
    @cypress1173 7 років тому +13

    Got rejected from Harvard and waitlisted at Yale today lol

  • @davtor33
    @davtor33 9 років тому +25

    4:10 I believe that's Nick Christakis back when he was a House Master at Harvard.

  • @sethledsings
    @sethledsings 10 років тому +48

    Because Yale chose me.

  • @losangelesrams3472
    @losangelesrams3472 10 років тому +7

    Well, apparently the rivalry between Yale and Harvard is pretty intense and borderline uncivil!

  • @geraltgatsby1782
    @geraltgatsby1782 8 років тому +3

    The video 《That's.Why.I.Chose.Yale》is now a part of our english book(in China) now,and i think i will show this one to my classmates…

  • @wafeman17
    @wafeman17 12 років тому +5

    i love how this video implies that you as a potential student can choose to go to harvard or yale. lets be clear, its them choosing you.

  • @TheZenaMan
    @TheZenaMan 11 років тому +52

    Here I am rooting for Columbia,
    fuck me, right?

  •  11 років тому +195

    This video is more like "Why you shouldn't choose Harvard"

    • @RayLRhodes
      @RayLRhodes 7 років тому +4

      Bilgesu Odabaş How is it even remotely like that?

    • @nadinechisom4889
      @nadinechisom4889 7 років тому +27

      Nahhhh see the Harvard-Yale rivalry goes back a long way, and at this point it's kind of a joke. So I'm fairly certain that this was all in good humor. Much like the one Yale did.

    • @theatrebeaver8114
      @theatrebeaver8114 5 років тому +2

      Salty Yalie detected

    • @Eliza-yd7fi
      @Eliza-yd7fi 4 роки тому

      @@theatrebeaver8114 No she isn't. She is Yves Rocher's Campaign Manager tho. Source: I was an ex boyfriend jk from a five second google search

  • @hokiedog429
    @hokiedog429 10 років тому +81

    Princeton, Yale, or Harvard? I choose Yale

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 10 років тому

      DEFINITELY! Those Puritans in Cambridge are insufferable... as as for PRIGSTON... BEURK! :)

    • @hawwaamaryam
      @hawwaamaryam 9 років тому +1

      I choose Princeton... just saying

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 9 років тому +5

      ***** :) How about Dartmouth? What are we up here in NH, chopped liver? :)

    • @brizzylopez4741
      @brizzylopez4741 9 років тому +12

      I CHOOSE YALE TOO

    • @jasonyang9381
      @jasonyang9381 7 років тому +4

      The Silent Chicken how about ur prob not gonna get in any of them

  • @julian3bk
    @julian3bk 8 років тому +2

    To be honest when I was touring colleges, people tried scamming me on the streets around Harvard but not Yale

    • @johnmarks3876
      @johnmarks3876 7 років тому

      new haven is honestly not that bad

  • @theatrebeaver8114
    @theatrebeaver8114 5 років тому +17

    If I had a dime for every offended Yalie in the comments I'd be able to pay my Harvard tuition

  • @kennyd9547
    @kennyd9547 10 років тому +26

    Typical Harvard: derivative and not that funny. OnHarvardTime, you may have been conditioned to hate the Yale admission video, but we know that deep in your souls you were really impressed by the creativity and soul of our admission video. Y'all are essentially Penn on steroids with a little more name recognition.

    • @sfwb
      @sfwb 10 років тому +34

      someone didnt get into either

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 10 років тому

      YEP! My granddad and his brothers (the Bibermans of Philly) all went to Penn- his sister to Brin Mawr. All of them were miserable Communists except for my Grandad!

  • @michaeljacobson57
    @michaeljacobson57 8 років тому +6

    I wouldn't be calling other people douchey if I were a Harvard man ;)

  • @HumbleShark89
    @HumbleShark89 4 роки тому +4

    I went to Yale, it really helped me get a yob

  • @rags847
    @rags847 14 років тому +1

    I'm perplexed about one matter. Recent articles in The Crimson have informed us that it is more dangerous to attend Harvard than Yale. Harvard and its surrounding Cambridge streets is where you go to get mugged and robbed.

  • @trumppence3834
    @trumppence3834 Рік тому +1

    "Coed... Unfortunately *wink*" Lmfao

  • @ravenestrella2310
    @ravenestrella2310 4 роки тому

    Hahaha!!!! The things you stumble upon at 3 in the morning while surfing UA-cam! This was a freakin' riot! 🤣

  • @SamuelRiv
    @SamuelRiv 14 років тому +1

    I lolled at "what year was Yale founded." At my first info session (for Columbia), the *salesmen* kindly asked us who wants to hear about history - no hands were raised. They said they'd do a "brief version" which still lasted 20 minutes, during which several walked out. I was a tour guide at my undergrad college - the only history we had to learn was year of founding, and the rest was our testimony and discussing our classes amongst each other. Case Western gave MIT rejects happiness.

  • @deboiish
    @deboiish 11 років тому +9

    i guess this video is why Yale is better than Harvard.

  • @dhruvareddy2913
    @dhruvareddy2913 10 років тому +25

    Why is Harvard flaming on Yale so much lol. I realize that this video is aimed for only Harvard Students to get a good laugh or two, but if that's the case why post it to UA-cam where the whole world can see it? Harvard is bound to get some hate for this.
    Anyways I'm rooting for Yale!!! Kwasi Enin pls.

    • @RxLiHuang
      @RxLiHuang 10 років тому +23

      Lol Yale does the exact same thing back to Harvard (HarvardStillSucks), it's just satire.

    • @brizzylopez4741
      @brizzylopez4741 9 років тому +3

      Yeah but Yale is actually good at making fun of Harvard.
      But of coarse Harvard will be attacked for trying to make fun of the best school .

  • @user-wp7lt5rl2p
    @user-wp7lt5rl2p 6 років тому +6

    this made me want to go to yale more

  • @arkofatlantis
    @arkofatlantis 13 років тому +9

    How should i call Harvard now... Envy League, perhaps?

  • @karstenheil
    @karstenheil 10 років тому +7

    Isn't that Nicholas Christakis at 4:10? He just moved his lab to Yale ;-)

    • @theatrebeaver8114
      @theatrebeaver8114 5 років тому +1

      Yup... and now after that Halloween e-mail fiasco where a bunch of Yalies proved they couldn't act older then toddlers, he's stepped down. And I bet he wishes he never left the Yard.

  • @EpicHobos
    @EpicHobos 12 років тому +2

    0:52 It used to be "What happened to that girl who was murdered and stuffed in a wall"
    But that caused controversy so they changed it to "What happened to the original line in this video?"
    It's only funny if you get it.

  • @CantioDei
    @CantioDei 13 років тому +3

    Did anyone else notice that "Frux et Feritas" means "Honest Men and Savagery?"

  • @lloydtoxic1
    @lloydtoxic1 10 років тому +11

    You made Yale look TOO good! xo from Tromaville! Congratz from Toxie CODGER from Yale 68

    • @soapbxprod
      @soapbxprod 10 років тому

      COOL as all get out, Mr. Kaufman! I went to Fieldston in NYC, Class of '78- many of my old friends went to Yale (I went to Reed College)... they are some of the best people on the planet, and I still know many of them... Boolah Boolah!
      BTW... What's the color of Horses--t? BROWN! BROWN! LOL!

  • @renegaderunner332
    @renegaderunner332 7 років тому +2

    "From hookers to hobos we've got them all" LOL!!! This was great!!!

  • @Ignorance96
    @Ignorance96 14 років тому

    Am I the only one who noticed the banner that said the year Yale was founded when the guy asked when it was founded?

  • @xSofiax
    @xSofiax 6 років тому +3

    lmao was thinking about going to harvard but it looks like my sense of humor is not nerdy enogh to get in

  • @dontworryimnotafraid1002
    @dontworryimnotafraid1002 10 років тому +3

    Why did that first dude asked when Yale was founded? It's right there on the thing can't he read??

    • @FancyTortoise
      @FancyTortoise 10 років тому +42

      thats the joke...

    • @JackholeDiary
      @JackholeDiary 9 років тому

      Cindy Ginger you have to watch the original Yale video they are mocking. This is like Harvard does Weird Al on Yal's admissions video. The lead was on point hilarious I watched them out of order which made watching the real one funnier.

  • @andrealin6736
    @andrealin6736 10 років тому +15

    Is it true that Harvard made this?? So called Harvard gentlemen??? Though funny, bit disappointed actually.

    • @misshannahpink
      @misshannahpink 5 років тому +1

      Andrea Lin Yale and Harvard’s rivalry dates back to the beginning of time, really. Now it’s just a joke.

  • @michellesi4985
    @michellesi4985 10 років тому +3

    GENIUS!!!!!!! Harvard has always been my dream school, i didn't need this vid to convince me:)

  • @OfficialIMVUMusicVid
    @OfficialIMVUMusicVid 10 років тому +8

    This is honestly my favorite video.

  • @nis62
    @nis62 9 років тому +15

    watch the yale channel. These guy are fucking funny. HAHA

  • @JordanLink1
    @JordanLink1 10 років тому +19

    I can't stop laughing XD

  • @JFK90787
    @JFK90787 14 років тому

    I came out of high school with mediocre grades, but went to a small college which offered me almost complete financial aid, and now I'm a first year medical student.
    Remember people, after you graduate nobody really cares anymore about where you went to college.

  • @argyrisgiannisismanes8600
    @argyrisgiannisismanes8600 4 роки тому

    Did anyone else notice the Crimson Education guy in the blue t-shirt?

  • @deadchannel5018
    @deadchannel5018 4 роки тому +7

    This is why my brother chose community college.

  • @IwillKillYourCereal
    @IwillKillYourCereal 13 років тому +1

    It's actually more difficult to get in to Yale...

  • @googleatticus
    @googleatticus 14 років тому

    @Krantarin
    no worries friend, you don't have to come to Harvard! this isn't an admissions video anyways. you see, Harvard doesn't have to put as much energy into recruiting competitive applicants. :)

  • @MakeupForeves13
    @MakeupForeves13 11 років тому +4

    I'm going to be applying to Yale anyway.....but this video was just hilarious

  • @RayCathode100
    @RayCathode100 10 років тому

    what did she mean when she said "What happened to the original line in this video"? at 00:52

  • @francischiang6820
    @francischiang6820 11 років тому +5

    both are good universities

  • @ctsau8830
    @ctsau8830 12 років тому +2

    This rivalry is hilarious.

  • @newworldoldproblems7585
    @newworldoldproblems7585 7 років тому +1

    Yale's promotional video is a shameful disgrace. The fact they disabled comments and the like button is an assault on free discourse, which is what Yale OUGHT to be defending come hell or high water. I never thought I'd be pretentious enough to make this call, but Harvard all the way baby!

  • @spacejesusadventure
    @spacejesusadventure 12 років тому

    I have to return some video tapes.

  • @GeorgiaKev
    @GeorgiaKev 9 років тому

    0:53. What did she say? "What happened to the original...(something)... in this video?"

  • @musicislife519
    @musicislife519 11 років тому

    This video was made as a joke, as are most of its kind. The rivalry is all in good fun, although some people take it further than others. The competition drives each school to be better rather than resting on their laurels, which helps to improve the quality of education, campus life, etc., so in a way the competition is actually quite beneficial. If it came down to it, though, I'm sure the two schools could work together if necessary.

  • @AbsoxEsquire
    @AbsoxEsquire 13 років тому +1

    1:05 reeling from nausea hahahaha
    so genius

  • @MelodyMelloLily
    @MelodyMelloLily 9 років тому +10

    If you have to dis another university to get students, then it [Harvard] isn't worth it. Harvard is overrated anyway.
    Also, obvious Yale has more respect when they have more than 3 times as much subscribers on their youtube channel than Harvard's.

    • @AlexHem2015
      @AlexHem2015 9 років тому +6

      Melody MelloLily Last time I checked Harvard had 236,408 subscribers on their UA-cam channel while Yale has 60,286

    • @MelodyMelloLily
      @MelodyMelloLily 9 років тому

      Alex Hem Then it has changed since I've made this comment.

  • @Cabothedog14
    @Cabothedog14 8 років тому

    700 people are going/went to Yale

  • @echoesofoctavia
    @echoesofoctavia 13 років тому

    this video was officially posted a year ago ;)

  • @EgaoNoGenki
    @EgaoNoGenki 14 років тому

    @harvardbanana
    "It got changed after Yale submitted some strong complaints to Harvard over the question, "What happened to the woman who got murdered and stuffed in a wall?""

  • @jesusofdiablo
    @jesusofdiablo 14 років тому +1

    I thought this was finely done and very creative. It doesn't take an Ivy League grad to see that, but it does take an Ivy League grad to believe this is in bad taste.
    Oh, the irony.

  • @mscmatt
    @mscmatt 12 років тому

    Bush's bachelor's degree is from Yale. He also has an MBA from Harvard Business School. Mitt Romney has a JD from Harvard Law School as well as an MBA from Harvard Business School. Obama got his JD from Harvard Law School. Bush 1 has a bachelor's degree from Yale. The Clintons got their JDs from Yale Law School. For the past 20 years, every American President has either attended Harvard or Yale (or both).

  • @EgaoNoGenki
    @EgaoNoGenki 14 років тому

    Instead of doing it all at Harvard, why did your crew "borrow" Yale's campus to do all this? How far is New Haven from Cambridge? Just an hour and a half, tops?

  • @wutangclan1997
    @wutangclan1997 11 років тому +1

    If I were part of the people asking the guy question. I'd ask them about their secret society

  • @frosthell08
    @frosthell08 14 років тому

    Guys...
    It is a long standing tradition, Harvard's competitiveness with Yale...

  • @dh123lh1
    @dh123lh1 7 років тому

    I DIDN'T THINK YOU GOT TO CHOOSE THEM THEY WERE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE YOU

  • @echoesofoctavia
    @echoesofoctavia 12 років тому +2

    This just makes me want to go to Yale.

  • @EgaoNoGenki
    @EgaoNoGenki 14 років тому

    Dude, if the guy who asked the year Yale was founded, was blind (whose answer was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM), then WHY DIDN'T HE WALK OUT WITH A GUIDESTICK?

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 13 років тому

    awww... I was hoping when the mugger showed up the guys would have said, "Oh hey professor." then the mugger says, "I'll see you in class."

  • @jtse09
    @jtse09 8 років тому +6

    Haha this is hilarious. Glad to see such a sense of humor

  • @kfitz4420
    @kfitz4420 12 років тому

    Actually, Bush went to Harvard business school as well. And Clinton went to law school at Yale.

  • @EgaoNoGenki
    @EgaoNoGenki 14 років тому

    @aznpridehomey !!! It's over $50k a year to go there! I go to Kansas State University, and you can research our tuition. We have it easy. How do you manage to ever pay off your attendance price???

  • @rithe07
    @rithe07 11 років тому +5

    Guys chill out it's just a joke. I like Yale more than Harvard but I still laughed way hard at this.

  • @LovelyFortune
    @LovelyFortune 9 років тому +6

    lmao that moment when you want to go to Yale, but these OnHarvardTime videos makes you think otherwise.

  • @waitingonsomeonethebeginni183
    @waitingonsomeonethebeginni183 7 років тому

    Thanks everyone

  • @bkeels002
    @bkeels002 11 років тому +2

    What does Yale have that Harvard doesn't?
    Light

  • @alicecgong
    @alicecgong 12 років тому

    this is from the lyrics. and no i didnt even apply for harvard

  • @Mykbibby
    @Mykbibby 10 років тому +2

    3:08 kills me every time

  • @Anonymous18531
    @Anonymous18531 12 років тому +1

    This is hilarious, especially because the video looks JUST LIKE HARVARD! Oh wait...

  • @albiebaq
    @albiebaq 11 років тому

    When you realized that the channel has the word "Harvard" in it

  • @yitzhakbenmoshe7485
    @yitzhakbenmoshe7485 9 років тому +15

    Harvard and Yale are just safety schools for Princeton.

    • @1moaper2
      @1moaper2 9 років тому +11

      +Brian Fang What is a...Princeton?

    • @tha1ne
      @tha1ne 8 років тому +6

      ...what is princeton again?

  • @toothbrushfromnisemonogatari
    @toothbrushfromnisemonogatari 3 роки тому

    Yeah, he was a part of that whole Yale thing.

  • @Techno1q
    @Techno1q 11 років тому +1

    It's a joke. Relax people. If Harvard and Yale students didn't respect each other, they wouldn't care enough to joke around. It's a rivalry, not a freaking war, and it's all made in good fun.

  • @diamondmine360
    @diamondmine360 7 років тому +1

    3:22 Martin Shkreli?

  • @PerryCuda
    @PerryCuda 6 років тому

    Have to ask. Is that the Yale or Harvard campus where they filmed?

  • @RawDogSwifty
    @RawDogSwifty 12 років тому

    Isn't there a secret society at Yale??

  • @TheLaLasProductions
    @TheLaLasProductions 11 років тому

    I came here for the New Haven shoutouts.

  • @prettypwanda1310
    @prettypwanda1310 9 років тому

    if its full of undergrads then why is Yale one of the top schools in the usa?

  • @MackenzieRiversPodcast
    @MackenzieRiversPodcast 14 років тому

    what do you they say about the sincerest kind of flattery?

  • @igwesivictor7168
    @igwesivictor7168 2 роки тому

    "That's not a bulldog that's my girlfriend"
    Me: How did you end up in that position😳

  • @juenatics
    @juenatics 14 років тому

    @mcskep you're mistaken. the creators of this video obviously knew that yale/new haven is actually far from being THAT dangerous. the humor lies in the exaggeration.

  • @EgaoNoGenki
    @EgaoNoGenki 14 років тому

    @EgaoNoGenki did --> didn't*. I have a feeling that someone from OHT hacked the YT comments subserver to change my didn't to did.

  • @spiffynibbelz193
    @spiffynibbelz193 11 років тому +1

    Don't Harvard and Yale have a really long historic rivalry? lol i thought it was funny..