*Verge journalist taking notes furiously*
@A true meme master my channel would get copyright strike because I used the word Verge in this comment
@Simply Robert I prefer the term "brainless ants" but "braindead abominations" also works.
Bitwit: How NOT to build a pc!
The verge: *hold my tweezers*
The Verge: Hold my swiss army knife which hopefully has a phillips head screwdriver in it
Ohhh, so this is how pre-builts are made
I went to a prebuilt factory and they did this
It's a joke don't take it seriously :P
Lets appreciate that Lyle put less thermal paste on his CPU than the Verge guy
He also put the power supply the right way, with the fan not being blocked.
Miraculously, this is still somehow better than the Verge's computer and this was a joke and the Verge was being 110% serious.
ahmed ghare would you be humble to all the people calling you a dumbass or a dumb brain dead failed abortion just because you didn’t know how to build a pc right
@@mas7rreaper126 but if you can't build a computer then don't protein to know how
KirbyPeter **forced** so if he was then he couldn’t say because of legal stuff, contracts, etc
That PC wouldve been an aquarium if he watercooled it
@@Sharkhead-eh3tm no the water would leak out and the case would be full of water lol
Picks up io shield while looking at motherboard inside the case...
*-breaks character-*
Oh shi-
How do you know he broke character? He coulda ACTED like he broke character, therefore NOT breaking character😱😱😱
@@micah4855 But even if he acted like he broke character, he still broke character. The plot thickens.
*Instructions not clear. Built a perfectly working pc*
Dont you hate when you try to build pc that dont work but you mess up something and build working pc
“My sister built this herself at the age 3”
Lmao
“You got the Tokyo drift”
Lyle: Lifts PC with muscle
Dangling SSD: Hello there
Here come the "this is racist" kiddos
If he said the stuff he says in this video in full seriousness and not as a joke then yes I see how it might be racist. The problem is society forgot what jokes are
@@thegamelabgaming7556 im glad i havent seen any comments calling this racist lol its actually kinda funny. My mans said his sister name is CPYuu
@@axtra9561 didnt notice that ahahha (nevermind didn't get up to there yet)
Ahhh dang it, that psu is 80+ meaning anyone under the age of 80 isn’t allowed to build computers
Yeah it's 80+ because the power efficiency gives a discount for seniors on their electricity.
Half-Asian guy, looking like a Mexican, living in the USA, pronouncing 'motherboard' like a German. I've seen everything.
his th in motherboard sounds far too much like a th to e actually german
@@jarisaaa2254 doch das tut er. Das klang wie wenn ein deutscher englisch spricht.
When you try to make something cringy but end up making a masterpiece...
He probably crying while editing this video
@@acevr8287 that's what he said, only he actually spelled it right. edit: nevermind i just got the joke.
Getting ready to build my first PC ever. Good to know you can do it like this and it'll still turn on.
I almost woke up my baby laughing so hard at the ssd flopping out of the system when he picked it up.
@@NEZLeader considering his comment was over a month ago I bet he's at LEAST 1 month old
Smh, watching yt vids rather than being overprotective of your child? Wow where has parenting gone? (Jk)
“My sister forged it with her own hands, very impressive.”
Asian parents : *Now forge it with your toes*
walmart employees : im not a doctor or anything , but i think he is very good at building computers.
ME: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S NOT A HANDBRAKE!
HIM : HEHE TOKYO DRIFT HANDBRAKE GO KRRRRRR
everyone: screw in
tech people: screw in
linus: screws in:
Lyle: SCREW DOWN TO CHINATOWN
I love how he genuinely forgot the IO shield not as a joke.
I am guessing that it was a staged joke, and intentionally got back to his normal voice
you be fooled easily mate ... just as 328 of your brothers in mind as of now
@@peterpham6288 it's so obvious when he says "next up" while already grabbing the packed shield xD so not even well acted and no need to even guess
"He probably got an A- in all his tests" 🤣
You probably heard this a thousand times but its “still better than the verge’s pc”
@@landonlaureano6850 but they use a wireless anti static band . using a wireless static band is the same thing as using a wireless car seat belt it won't do shit . and you don't need a anti static band
@BlueCube067 I agree with you he only put the gpu on the top slot because it covers the m.2 slot and he thinks its nice
“It’s 80+... finish the equation”
“More like C-“ haha that was gold
6:17 that SSD tho...
I saw this comment before I got to that part and I didn’t know what to expect. That part f*cked me up lol
When he lifted up the pc and the ssd was hanging out 😂
kyle: Herro
me: ok this is s good start
DieSturmgeschutz the verge : PERFECT NOW WE WILL USE THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD OUR OWN PC!
i was scared he was gonna snap the ram sticks in half to make 4 total
Me: "can I have a pc"
Mum: "we have a pc at home"
Pc at home:
I died when he realized he didn’t install the IO Shield 😂
I've never used one in any of my own PC builds. If I was building it for another person I would use one..
I have built 4 PC's so far. Everytime I forget the IO shield only to realise it just in time to uninstall the motherboard lol
I forgot to install the io plate as well on my pc. Thing is, I realized that my case wasn't too well made and the motherboard stands didn't go all the way in so I couldn't put my io plate. So sad.
I love how he is making a pc wrong but has a super nice looking pc in the background with double monitors
This emergency brake Tokyo Drift XD
Me: selling my 2 kidneys to buy a pc that can hardly even play csgo on 720p 30fps.
Bitwit: THIS IS THE C-P-U PROSSESOR. *breaks all the specs*
@@onyjdm ofcourse. What Iam saying is you dont need to sell any kidneys to buy a pc supporting csgo in 100 fps 🙂
@@azharsiddique5510 Of course. I just buyed a pc, and in CS:GO its like 230fps, the pc was like 550$.
this was better than The Verge’s build...
I made a cool yt channel based around tech
just trying to roll in some viewers since I spent so much time editing my videos yet im getting 0 views. Perhaps you could give me a try? @@epitaph8770
"it's emergency brake we do da Tokyo drift *WEEEEEEE* "-bitwit
Looks like Kyle has a cameo at 3:24 when he realizes he forgot the I/O shield
When you are focusing on doing something wrong and do something wrong on accident
Salute to Kyle for enduring this much mental pain while still being funny
3:27 is it just me or his “oh shit” actually sound genuine
I wanna believe -Kyle- Lyle genuinely forgot about the IO shield up to that point
@@AquarialTV I thought the crossout was something on my screen lmao
"Mother board installation C O M P R E T E"
*Grabs io shield*
"Oh shit"
Lmao HAHHAHA
I read this as soon as it said it on the video why does this always happen to me
3:20
"Mother board installation complete. Next up........ Oh shit!"
lmao hahahaha xD
"The fans not spinning. Thats ok"
This had me dead
"How not to build a PC"
this pc would outlast the verge's 1 week of screen time
"Stupid engineer! Bad design! Probabry only got an 'A minus' on all his tests!"
Why is noone laughing at "emergency brake" at 1:55. that made my day
That “oh shit” felt so genuine when you forgot to put the i/o shield in its place lol
@@randomcreature7507 depends. it protects the motherboard from dust and also makes ESD protection better.
1:39
“Kyle said to be very careful”
*Drops the cpu*
It doesn’t mean I play Minecraft and I just use this account to watch my Fav content and I am not a child LmaO
@@birddaddydetta Congratulations kiddo who thinks he is someone, your balls feel happy now.
@AffanPlayz Hes just one of those people on the internet who get bullied irl and want to seem like they are cool on the internet
6:20. Im done
@Viccytor I made a cool yt channel based around tech
just trying to roll in some viewers since I spent so much time editing my videos yet im getting 0 views. Perhaps you could give me a try?
"he bad engineer! probably get A- on all test" LOL
perfect asian joke
A is pass, A- is fail
Bah, A is for the mentally retarded, A+ is for the average, it's where the S+ the *real* geniuses are!
When he pushed the cpu down I almost had heart attack
how did It not did you a heart attack of how he opened it or how we held it thats a ryzen 7 not cheap
Imagine ppl watching bitwit for the first time and thinking kyle speaks like this :V
Not gonna lie THIS was my first bitwit video, and I used to believe that Lyle and Kyle are actually different people
That happened to me a while ago and I was really confused.
My first Bitwit video was the The Verge reaction. Kyle and Lyle do look like different people lol
I just found out about this channel year ago. And i really thought they were twins. I got so confused had to watched old videos 😂
I had an aneurysm when the cpu flew out of the package and he picked it up from the bottom
*The Motherboard X370 Taichi*
*KYAAAIIIIIYYYOOOOO* 💀
*I’m Dead.*
Thumbnail: Try not to cringe.
Me: cringing because i did every single one of these things.
that smile when the system turned on was completely genuine, he didn't have any faith
He did all that dumb stuff and it worked. Am so scared to build a pc bcz the cpu pin might break
He did all that dumb stuff and it worked. Am so scared to build a pc bcz the cpu pin might break
@Comment was not made • 2 years ago is it easy to place ut in the mother board too?
@Comment was not made • 2 years ago i want to build a pc but am sooo scared. Can you send mw the vudeo
@@ZiadGomaa2009 there is so much on youtube on how to build a pc, just keep watching videos on how to build until you're comfortable with doing it. There are definitely things that every good builder will tell you, there are maybe 10 key things or so that they will all repeat. Learn the basics well and you'll be fine. And maybe stay away from a liquid cooler for your first build and put one in later. Chances are slim anything bad will happen, but its best you get hands on experience with cable management before you risk stuff with liquids
Verge has entered the chat.
When the title is "HOW NOT TO BUILD A PC" and the build quality is 1000 times better than ThE VeRgE
"I am going to leave the plastic on. So it looks nice."
My parents whenever we buy a new electronic appliance and I'm tempted to take the plastic off.
I hate those people like there's even stickers in the front side of there TV or monitor that is covering 1/4 of it I'm so angry whenever I see that xD
When i bought a new tv.. a few days later i didn't notice the plastic under the logo samsung. I was so angry on myself, cuz i always remove the plastic lol.
My parents literally have a fully plastic microwave lmao I just wanna peel it off I'm dying. XD
No one:
This guy: ITS EMERGENT BRAKE WE GOT THAT TOKYO DRIFT WEOWOWOEOEOWOWOOWOE
This comment would have been just as mediocre if you didn’t make it the
No one:
format.
I think that the auto generated English subtitles had a really bad time trying to make the subtitles for this video.
imagine some chinese guy really believed this...
R.I.P for that guy
Wait... Is that why my PC isn't working?? I followed this tutorial step by step.
I actually did, this video was the first I saw from Bitwit channel lol
Me who has no idea how to build a pc: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
"i dont know how to build computer" "proceeds to talk about specs and all about the computer"
*everything made by famiry:*
- tempered glrass case
- rgb 2 stick
- -overpriced chinese artifact forged by 3 yr old sister- red dragon
- smarl coorer
- the cpu
- *sexy* x370 taichi (pretty clear on the box)
- C- power suppry G series 80 + [?]
i have a friend like this that talking a lot about computers and specs but 0 knowledge about how to build and troubleshoot his PC, every time i come to hes home im coming as PC technician to fix some problems that he made *-*, i just facepalm myself every single time and the guy got a really high end PC parts like RTX 2080ti that he choose but he didnt build it himself
@@poosaboot5999 yeah just like that, funny story the guy got 3 storage devices
1) 2TB HDD
2) 1TB HDD
3) 500GB SSD
The only good thing is that he knows how to install Windows 10 but he missed the point to install it on the SSD and you know what happend? He used he's SSD space for litterly NOTHING! For a whole year!!! I just laughed on the inside 😂, think about that you have high end PC with Windows on HDD it's a huge disappointment for the user
It makes me mad about the fact that he has good components.
First of all. This is a joke video. Second of all they build these computers to be sold
He builds enough of these where he knew exactly how to show what's wrong for a joke without actually breaking anything permanently.
I'd bet in those edit cuts you'd find he made sure the cpu pins were fine and didn't really push that hard.
And even if he DID break the PC, it's a sponsored video that got a lot a views. I'm sure it has paid for itself by now
This didn’t made me cringed, THIS MADE ME LAUGH 😂 😂 😂
Laughing so hard when he lifts the case upright and that SSD is just hanging out the back by the SATA cable.
Bitwit : i will create a video destroying a sexy pc build
Me : “crying because i have no money to buy a pc “
When he put the two RAM sticks in slots 1 and 2... I basically had a mental breakdown over this
@@SpahGaming Nah, that was fine. In fact, he needed to push harder to get those extra GHz! XD
@@SpahGaming oh no but it's just fine to squeeze the screws on the bottom of he cpu give it a good feel
@@zenz9318 me too i have seen computer built that have 4 RAM next to each other I didn’t though that was bad
pov aliexpress builds your computer for you
3:24 i know that feeling all too well
JackRyanFox when you connect the mother board before the "bracelet"
That push down on the CPU and holding the CPU from pins....gawddddd I got goosebumps 😂😂😂😂
You guys have been demanding more "American Tourist" for MONTHS so here you go. I finally caved, and I caved hard. Both the acting and build are SUPER CRINGE and that's exactly the point. As mentioned, there will be a follow-up video where the rig gets tested in its current state so stay tuned for that. Thanks for checking this one out!
Hi my i5 4690k is overclocked to 4.7 GHz on 1.284V is it safe? and it's water cooled so my temperature is from 30c to about 60c
it was just annoying because u touched all over the cpu pins...
Not meant to be racist but some will interpret that way. Not too concerned about those folk tbh.
Mickey Rooney?
Don't do drugs kids, m'kay....