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  • @mishnewbooty
    @mishnewbooty 2 роки тому +1314

    very disappointed brittany didn’t bring up that one time harry styles accidentally liked porn on twitter then followed up by liking a bunch of wholesome cat pictures

    • @lovenothate9813
      @lovenothate9813 2 роки тому +78

      I'm a Harry Styles fan and somehow never knew about this but it sounds accurate lol

    • @flaviac6556
      @flaviac6556 2 роки тому +10

      oh yeeeeees what a time to be alive

    • @mishnewbooty
      @mishnewbooty 2 роки тому +29

      @@lovenothate9813 if i’m not mistaken if you go through his likes they’re still there lol

    • @lovenothate9813
      @lovenothate9813 2 роки тому +6

      @@mishnewbooty OMG that's awesome

    • @alexrseeberger
      @alexrseeberger 2 роки тому +14

      that was such a time to be a twitter stan lmfao

  • @ChristaLeah
    @ChristaLeah 2 роки тому +2451

    “The furries walked off the Mayflower.” IM SCREAMING

    • @josetheseeker
      @josetheseeker 2 роки тому +1

      For real though I came here to say not the furry colonizers but I'm glad someone beat me to it like fuck....

    • @bajablast1248
      @bajablast1248 2 роки тому +34

      that christopher columbus llama sex thing makes a lot more sense now....

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 2 роки тому +13

      the pilgrims came to america wearing their finest fursuits

  • @jtdfluglzfutzfdt
    @jtdfluglzfutzfdt 2 роки тому +2458

    horrified to find out that even people like brittany and sarah don't know what vore is and i do

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan 2 роки тому +87

      disappointed tbh, I mean who wouldn't wanna be swallowed

    • @markedabsent1153
      @markedabsent1153 2 роки тому +172

      For how long they've been on the internet, I'm shocked they haven't even heard of it

    • @_yaboi
      @_yaboi 2 роки тому +111

      yeah, i was a bit disappointed because they said they were tumblr/twitter/internet veterans but they dont know about vore, furries, weebs etc.

    • @alexia7063
      @alexia7063 2 роки тому +70

      my ex one time cried and begged me to promise that if i ever turned into a giant lady that i wouldn’t eat him, then got mad because i laughed (thinking surely it was a bit)

    • @markedabsent1153
      @markedabsent1153 2 роки тому +23

      @@alexia7063 MY UNHOLY GOD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭

  • @halfpine9952
    @halfpine9952 2 роки тому +461

    “I want the Keebler elves to run a train on me.”
    SARAH IT IS ONLY MONDAY

  • @mickeyn9877
    @mickeyn9877 2 роки тому +831

    “You said geode and it rocked my world” the dad joke y’all missed😭

    • @mayaseaver6448
      @mayaseaver6448 2 роки тому +7

      OH MY GOD i missed it, thank you for this comment HAHAHAHA

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 2 роки тому +5

      RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE SAID THAT ON PURPOSE

    • @mintyfresh588
      @mintyfresh588 Рік тому +1

      I DONT GET IT PLS HELP

    • @Ilikebigbooties
      @Ilikebigbooties 9 місяців тому

      @@mintyfresh588geode = cool rock

    • @mycrittercity
      @mycrittercity 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@mintyfresh588 a geode is a type of rock hence the “(rock)ed my world”

  • @waltercronkite1387
    @waltercronkite1387 2 роки тому +1482

    Fun fact, Ted Cruz is actually NOT from Texas, he’s from Alberta, Canada! It’s a lot like Texas but bigger, colder and shittier

    • @imjustdandy9799
      @imjustdandy9799 2 роки тому +185

      Please take him back we don’t want him.

    • @minmin-qi6rn
      @minmin-qi6rn 2 роки тому +152

      That makes sense. Alberta is the Texas of Canada

    • @ThePrettyinpink247
      @ThePrettyinpink247 2 роки тому +31

      no we don’t claim

    • @Ew_itsGabbie
      @Ew_itsGabbie 2 роки тому +60

      As a person from saskatchewan, alberta really is just canadian texas

    • @madisonmarie6510
      @madisonmarie6510 2 роки тому +6

      no where is bigger than Texas 😬

  • @booritosupreme222
    @booritosupreme222 2 роки тому +1021

    Sarah: “someone listens to us to like clean”
    Me, listening to them to like clean:
    👁👄👁

    • @Bee-hp7rg
      @Bee-hp7rg 2 роки тому +14

      *with my kids in the next room** 😂

    • @colegiroux7104
      @colegiroux7104 2 роки тому +10

      Me at work listening while I clean 👁💋👁

    • @_yaboi
      @_yaboi 2 роки тому +14

      literally doing the dishes and the laundry as the pod is still going LMAO

    • @alicea2537
      @alicea2537 2 роки тому

      LMFAO SAME!! I felt so called out when I heard them say that lol

    • @cyanaura4444
      @cyanaura4444 2 роки тому

      @@colegiroux7104 same

  • @jakefolman9119
    @jakefolman9119 2 роки тому +403

    I love how this turned into another “fuck marry kill animated characters”

    • @crycowgirlcry
      @crycowgirlcry 2 роки тому +13

      I would listen to an hour of that lol

    • @kubobetterrelax7435
      @kubobetterrelax7435 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO where was the first one, asking for one of the homies *cough*

    • @allisonbrock9563
      @allisonbrock9563 2 роки тому +2

      @@kubobetterrelax7435 it’s on Sarah’s UA-cam account & it’s like two years old !!!

  • @littlegirlblue6326
    @littlegirlblue6326 2 роки тому +1659

    Zillow Gone Wild and VCG in two days? These ladies are holding the internet together

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 2 роки тому +3

      Ikr, its a gift

    • @saggguy7
      @saggguy7 2 роки тому +19

      Sarah is non binary

    • @littlegirlblue6326
      @littlegirlblue6326 2 роки тому +8

      @@saggguy7 i thought sarah uses she/they pronouns?

    • @giovannayvette
      @giovannayvette 2 роки тому

      LITERALLY

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan 2 роки тому +21

      @@littlegirlblue6326 Yeah, also I think they mentioned they didn't like being referred to as "lady", "woman", etc :P

  • @PurelyCoincidental
    @PurelyCoincidental 2 роки тому +419

    Sarah's summation of Chester Cheetah as the type of person who has no bed frame and gaslights you...100% perfect

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 2 роки тому +11

      his whole shtick was to gaslight us into liking weird cheese-turd snacks, so it completely tracks

    • @basicbrittani
      @basicbrittani 2 роки тому +3

      CC represents my ex. Both have big ass heads.

  • @rebeccac.8005
    @rebeccac.8005 2 роки тому +229

    you guys addressed it a little but it's really disappointing that sexual harassment has become somewhat normal online behavior (to the point where it leaks into the outside world and people will go to concerts and scream "mommy" or whatever at the artists, despite their clear discomfort). it's funny when people are being horny on main at no one in particular, but when someone's directly @-ing someone else with the most wildly depraved fantasy they have and it's just like funny to people... it's so gross 😭 like that poor AT&T lady that had to beg people on facebook live to stop sexualizing her and commenting "mommy milkers" over and over on all her posts. like, it basically became a... meme? to sexually harass this woman... it's beyond me how some people think that if they're doing it in a hyperbolic, memeable, "funny" way it's somehow acceptable.
    not accusing y'all of doing this of course, just something I've noticed in the past few years that's really uncomfortable 😔

  • @heidigoodchild2662
    @heidigoodchild2662 2 роки тому +993

    love that brittany is wearing a santa hat probably knowing that it would come out in march

    • @gir21212
      @gir21212 2 роки тому +23

      The way I didn’t question/realize it omg

    • @caitlinkincaid8266
      @caitlinkincaid8266 2 роки тому +4

      I didn’t even think about it til you said something

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 2 роки тому +6

      i thought she was just wearing it for fun and then they mentioned the miley cyrus new years special and i was like oh this is actually from december isnt it

  • @lane2699
    @lane2699 2 роки тому +359

    When they showed the Kool aid man I was thinking "he looks like Shane Dawson" then Brittany said he has multiple assault charges I'm WEEPING

  • @ayannaw63
    @ayannaw63 2 роки тому +945

    Every Monday, on my day off, this is what I look forward to.

  • @pussyteeth
    @pussyteeth 2 роки тому +184

    The way Brittany's eyes glossed over when Sarah brought up the hamburger helper glove

  • @michaelbusse8466
    @michaelbusse8466 2 роки тому +387

    My Monday routine of working an 8 hour shift, coming home, smoking a bowl and watching community guidelines continues yet again

  • @FuriousDinosaur123
    @FuriousDinosaur123 2 роки тому +212

    Sarah: "make sure you're alone"
    Me, on I-95 in rush hour: *slowly turns up volume* "Happy Monday!"

  • @pitpat2928
    @pitpat2928 2 роки тому +141

    i love the knowledge that these two Would 100% get fursuits custom made, and the deciding factor is storage space. amazing

  • @hannahteets8108
    @hannahteets8108 2 роки тому +66

    “Is your butthole dark?” Caught me SO off guard I choked from laughing😂😂

  • @katieblankenship688
    @katieblankenship688 2 роки тому +138

    My friend is pregnant and she posted about after birth care saying “it’s gonna be tore up 😂”
    And this gross dude was like “let me hit before.”

    • @sarvolkskaya
      @sarvolkskaya 2 роки тому +16

      Dude when I was pregnant I had so many men sliding into my dms than I ever have and hopefully ever will lol. The creepy comments were insane 😩
      also wishing ur friend a smooth delivery!!! postpartum sucks ass but it’s worth it 🥺

  • @soonexpired
    @soonexpired 2 роки тому +76

    “furries walked off the mayflower!” by far my favorite joke to come out of this podcast

  • @pattyrut
    @pattyrut 2 роки тому +182

    YOO I HAVE SCIENCE STUFF ABOUT THE MUSCULAR MEN VS. SCRAWNY MEN DICHOTOMY
    It's mentioned at 44:27 when Brittany says: "I don't know what it is cuz biologically it doesn't make sense. Like, women - whatever that science is - being attracted to a big, muscular, provider, go kill the animals, whatever. My taste is not that."
    WELL, this is a quote from Robert Sapolsky, a Stanford professor who studies the Biology of human behavior. It basically says that big muscular men slowly become less attractive to women in more developed countries: "A study that just came out recently looking at women from, I believe it was about 20 different industrialized countries, and what was shown was that, in general, women have a preference for faces of men that have strong, pronounced secondary characteristics. Which is a big jutting jaw, high forehead, lots of muscle stuff going on... And what they showed was that the longer the life expectancy in the particular country, the better the economy, the better the quality of life, the less women in that country had a bias towards 'male-looking males.'"
    He says in another lecture that there are ~essentially~ two kinds of species:
    1.) Competitive species where only 5% of males successfully mate with females. Typically the fittest, competitive, muscular, etc. Because those traits give the offspring a better chance of survival within that competitive world.
    2.) Mate-for-life species. Pretty self-explanatory. In this kind of species, females tend to be more attracted to characteristics that would indicate a good life partner & good father. Aka, not muscular, competitive, violent, etc.
    He mentions, however, that human beings are one of the only species that exist somewhere BETWEEN these two classifications. So it makes sense that there's a huge mix of what people are attracted to in the U.S... We're a 'developed' country in many ways, but we're also highkey not in many ways. Sapolsky mentioned that the Scandanavian countries - which we know are wayyy more stable than us - skewed heavily away from the stereotypically 'masculine' features.
    SOURCES: "17. Human Sexual Behavior III & Aggression I" on UA-cam

    • @yoshi9371
      @yoshi9371 2 роки тому +8

      Thats period but why am I, a gay man, attracted to men? Is it the same reason as women are to men or-

    • @pattyrut
      @pattyrut 2 роки тому +15

      @@yoshi9371 Ahahaha that's a very big question that I sadly won't be able to answer completely.😪 I do know that our modern conception of 'sexuality' is a social construct. The words "homosexual" and "heterosexual" were created in academia around 1890s. Sexuality isn't necessarily a ~fixed~ thing, it's an ongoing process that's a lot more flexible than our general society currently defines it. Which means there are many MANY factors that play into attraction. The factors I listed above could still apply, but they certainly aren't the only ones. It's just one massive amalgamation of biological and environmental factors.
      Sorry haha, this probably wasn't as clear of a response as you'd hoped, but it's just such a nuanced and difficult topic to cover briefly. 😅😅

    • @yoshi9371
      @yoshi9371 2 роки тому +3

      @@pattyrut it helped a lot thank you

    • @kusren5079
      @kusren5079 2 роки тому +8

      I gagged. This snappeddd. I'm on lecture 9 by him. Can't wait till I get there. This explains a lot. Thank you

    • @bostonterrier2976
      @bostonterrier2976 2 роки тому

      I can see the logic but i'm skeptical that it's not just about sex Both tall thin men and broad muscular men are able to easily hold up their own body weight = longer boning time for some positions

  • @letsgotothebeacheach
    @letsgotothebeacheach 2 роки тому +53

    This was basically almost an hour of intrusive thoughts winning but I love every minute of it lmao

  • @RealElongatedMuskrat
    @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 роки тому +49

    I love that we started playing fuck, marry, kill towards the end but just skipped between fuck and brutally murder.

  • @alexisc3658
    @alexisc3658 2 роки тому +424

    ConstableFrozen was a wild tumblr blog because honestly their editing was top tier. It took a long time for people to realize that a lot of their work was actually fetish art because it just looked like strange, but well done edits.

    • @mannybanda7702
      @mannybanda7702 2 роки тому +35

      ConstableFrozen. A name I haven’t heard in years…

    • @sarwatt23
      @sarwatt23 2 роки тому +4

      they're still posting lol

  • @krispennington8664
    @krispennington8664 2 роки тому +176

    Y’all should do an episode on finsta accounts/sorority social media rules lol every time I explain that world to people it blows their minds

    • @phieee8352
      @phieee8352 2 роки тому +12

      We don’t have sororities here I’d watch the shit outta an ep on that culture

    • @noemidlt09090
      @noemidlt09090 2 роки тому +7

      That’d be hilarious bc Sarah was in a sorority so I, as someone that went to a college that didn’t have a single ounce of Greek life, would love to hear her personal experience

    • @jamiewells3037
      @jamiewells3037 2 роки тому +3

      It’s very interesting I was in one graduated from one and it fits all the checks for a “high control group” aka cult lol

    • @caity3146
      @caity3146 2 роки тому

      I might need and explanation lmao, there are rules to posting if you're in a sorority?

    • @jamiewells3037
      @jamiewells3037 2 роки тому +1

      @@caity3146 there’s rules to everything if you are in a sorority

  • @pruefus4113
    @pruefus4113 2 роки тому +118

    Sarah: "I wish someone would fetishise me!"
    Also Sarah: Is a lesbian, who are arguably THE MOST fetishised

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt 2 роки тому

      How is she a lesbian when she literally regularly hooked up with men lol

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 2 роки тому +41

      @@Rh-sl2kt oh dear, you sweet summer child... 😂😂

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt 2 роки тому +2

      @@jhart1127 UA-cam user "J Hart" about to burden me with the knowledge of bisexuality

    • @violatingcommunityguidelines
      @violatingcommunityguidelines  2 роки тому +60

      @@Rh-sl2kt maybe sarah hasn't hooked up with a man in years, have you considered how time works?

    • @Rh-sl2kt
      @Rh-sl2kt 2 роки тому

      @@violatingcommunityguidelines I didn't know sexuality had a shelf life.

  • @Mexicanon
    @Mexicanon 2 роки тому +31

    Y’all couldn’t think of one lesbian that makes happy music when Jojo Siwa is right there

  • @AJaeH
    @AJaeH 2 роки тому +4

    17:25 "you said geode the other day and it *rocked* my world" good pun

  • @duwude3772
    @duwude3772 2 роки тому +32

    Can’t believe they didn’t mention the green m&m when they were talking about food mascots

  • @eclipseox
    @eclipseox 2 роки тому +134

    This podcast is my THERAPY. Ive looked forward to Mondays ever since this podcast started. The vibes are absolutely **immaculate**

  • @ryanparker1178
    @ryanparker1178 2 роки тому +129

    I just wanna compliment Brittany on her makeup. The eyeliner is so defined and even.
    Love to see these amazing people losing their minds on the internet.

  • @mahoupanda2639
    @mahoupanda2639 2 роки тому +33

    The Pete Davidson thing is like the “she let me hit because I’m goofy” effect

  • @kimismith18
    @kimismith18 2 роки тому +44

    My grandma is in her 80s and calls all cats pussies and it kills us. She's so innocent and doesn't say anything like that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adrianoines521
    @adrianoines521 2 роки тому +172

    I listen to the new episode every week while I eat my vending machine lunch after my calc class before I have my weekly therapy appt. It really sets the ambience.

    • @b0ogie_woogie
      @b0ogie_woogie 2 роки тому +22

      this is the perfect balance of 'not giving a shit' and 'giving too many shits' that i aspire to be i stg

    • @roux5021
      @roux5021 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly me too. I sit in my school’s horridly depressing dining hall, eating my concerning mystery fajitas, and listen the new episode every Tuesday before my precalc class

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 2 роки тому +2

      In a week you’ll be hearing “you seem upset today; did Sarah mention the elves again?”

    • @adrianoines521
      @adrianoines521 2 роки тому +2

      @@bunnyfrosting1744 "did Brittany talk about the cann1bal cookbook again?"

  • @Taradoxxi
    @Taradoxxi 2 роки тому +57

    “Why is [Elon Musk] alive?” Sarah asking the REAL questions

  • @dorezandbergen8542
    @dorezandbergen8542 2 роки тому +29

    "if there's ever a moment to make sure you're alone..." I live with roommates that blast their music when I sleep, let's turn this to 100

  • @stratosphere94
    @stratosphere94 2 роки тому +87

    I think the reason why Nani from Lilo & Stitch is so hot is uh the guy who designed the characters, directed, wrote the movie, voiced Stitch, etc, Chris Sanders, actually draws lewd stuff 😅

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 2 роки тому +6

      What-? WHAT

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 2 роки тому +17

      Omg just googled his art. All the ladies look like nani 😭😭😭

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 роки тому +21

      hooooly shit. He loves the thick thigh girlies. Honestly respect.

    • @thecrystaltide3757
      @thecrystaltide3757 2 роки тому +6

      this recontextualises everything... 🤢

    • @vilyda
      @vilyda 2 роки тому

      I love his art so much. He also did Crudes and HTTYD character designs

  • @emilyglavan989
    @emilyglavan989 2 роки тому +11

    “My mattress is stained with yearning” is absolutely ✨inspired✨

  • @idab6864
    @idab6864 2 роки тому +199

    Ever since Brittany said on that other podcast (I can't remember the name of because I'm high) that they were going to be talking about this topic I have been so excited for this one.
    This phenomena is so funny and interesting

    • @loganwaffle
      @loganwaffle 2 роки тому +13

      Most recently she was on Not Too Deep

    • @zonk35
      @zonk35 2 роки тому +2

      same!

    • @angelcatnip
      @angelcatnip 2 роки тому +1

      Liking this comment for the honesty lmao

  • @betsy8889
    @betsy8889 2 роки тому +24

    i work in a middle school and my coworker has a sticker on her water bottle of a picture of ted cruz captured “this person ate my son” and no 6th grader in michigan knows who ted cruz actually is so they all think he’s a cannibal murderer. 🤪

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 роки тому +3

      I SAW A PIC OF ONE OF THOSE ON A CAR LMFAO

    • @betsy8889
      @betsy8889 2 роки тому +3

      @@angel127_ she has the best stickers on her car. one says “robert pattinson fan first, feminist second” and “me and my girls love oat milk lattes” with the grim reaper on it she’s a legend and the kids don’t even know it. way over their heads. brilliant.

  • @michaell.8505
    @michaell.8505 2 роки тому +14

    Brittany screaming “IM FEELING REAL WHET” is something I’m going to be repeating for the next 3 months.

  • @corbinbabb8361
    @corbinbabb8361 2 роки тому +22

    The furry community’s Mayflower was Noah’s ark 💀

  • @dagger3928
    @dagger3928 2 роки тому +18

    wouldve absolutely accepted the ‘lemme hit it’ on the “thinking of kms lately”

  • @rileywalters8560
    @rileywalters8560 2 роки тому +5

    the 20 min adhd side bar of murder or smash of literal brand mascots was phenomenal

  • @dodgebenson17
    @dodgebenson17 2 роки тому +30

    every time im reminded that vore exists my lifespan shortens by a year

    • @robertoXCX
      @robertoXCX 2 роки тому +3

      The ones that get it, get it, and the ones that don't, lose a year

    • @Singinghomealone
      @Singinghomealone Рік тому +1

      commenting so you get you have to think about it again

  • @justalittlewilde2006
    @justalittlewilde2006 2 роки тому +45

    At the gym listening to this
    Have two 50lbs dumbells over my face
    Sarah says she wishes she could bite into Wallace and Gromit
    Nearly bash face in with weights laughing too hard mid set.
    Have to pretend I'm choking when entire gym looks at me

    • @hantheminion
      @hantheminion 2 роки тому +5

      slayyy

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 роки тому +4

      this beats the time I dropped my groceries walking home and listening to the pod. I was mortified but I wasn't almost beating my head in, so you win this round.

    • @mochi-moonbunni
      @mochi-moonbunni 2 роки тому +1

      main character

  • @Lisepooh
    @Lisepooh 2 роки тому +20

    Sarah and Brittany not knowing about vore, then a few minutes later talk about biting Wallace & Gromit and the Pillsbury Doughboy respectively. lol

  • @maisynelson7202
    @maisynelson7202 2 роки тому +10

    sarah didn’t even notice when they said “you said geode the other day and it ROCKed my world”

  • @phoebedye5705
    @phoebedye5705 2 роки тому +6

    the Sefoam thing is just how Greeks came up with Uranus and Aphrodite's story. time is a circle

  • @itseffinsexxitime
    @itseffinsexxitime 2 роки тому +18

    “People listen to this to clean” I’m literally listening to this while making dinner lmao

  • @paolobayasen9219
    @paolobayasen9219 2 роки тому +77

    yall should do an episode on podcasts, specifically really shitty, misogynistic ones or the ones where the hosts have 0 chemistry

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 роки тому

      we know ur talking ab the Timone and Pumba headasses 😭😭

  • @revenge7231
    @revenge7231 2 роки тому +13

    Just thought of “what can you say at the dinner table and also during sex” tweet and I have come up w/ “imma eat this shit up 😩”

  • @HikariHolic
    @HikariHolic 2 роки тому +76

    i do also have to burst the bubble that very few elected officials run their own socials so there might actually be a chance that it was a staff member that accidentally thought they were on their own account liking the infamous tweet

    • @katehoff8059
      @katehoff8059 2 роки тому +19

      Yes. But also, I feel like staff members are so careful to not do that. I also feel like Ted would be horny on main. It’s in his eyes.

    • @HikariHolic
      @HikariHolic 2 роки тому +1

      @@katehoff8059 staffers tend to be in their early 20s to early 30s and I promise you it's not as prestigious as you think

    • @EmilyBekanich
      @EmilyBekanich 2 роки тому +1

      I choose to believe it was ted cruz on 9/11 liking porn. I choose to believe it. lol

  • @bananarama03
    @bananarama03 2 роки тому +6

    I WAS LAUGHING AT THE KEEBLER ELVES JOKE AND THEN SARAH JUST GOES "you can hear Hannah laughing" MY HEART STOPPED

  • @jordanna7728
    @jordanna7728 2 роки тому +40

    every single topic just makes me smile knowing the chaos that’s about to ensue, love y’all so much please never stop being yourselves

  • @TheLisadmarie
    @TheLisadmarie 2 роки тому +7

    The Lilo and stitch characters being “thick” was an early attempt at realistic bodies and positivity at the request of Hawaiians requesting they not be portrayed in white standards

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 2 роки тому +18

    The guy who created KFC had a pet crow named Jim so you’re not wrong about the KFC mascot being racist

  • @hildyvanhefeweizen2762
    @hildyvanhefeweizen2762 2 роки тому +47

    I clean listening to this on my earbud while homeschooling my kiddo. 🤣 Not your target demographic but I look forward to every episode. My kid just shakes her head hearing me bust out laughing randomly. She's into fanfic so listening also helps me navigate that world!

    • @nobodygutsme
      @nobodygutsme 2 роки тому +7

      idk why this is just like so ... beautiful to hear lol

    • @apollo6662
      @apollo6662 2 роки тому +3

      @@nobodygutsme ikr, so sweet

  • @jackiefryfogel7442
    @jackiefryfogel7442 2 роки тому +27

    You should do a paranormal episode and bring Brittanys mom on

  • @haileybeck8130
    @haileybeck8130 2 роки тому +33

    I get anxiety before going into work each day but listening to the podcast on monday’s helps me to focus on something else and really helps my anxiety! thank you guys for a great laugh and for being you!

  • @heytay24
    @heytay24 2 роки тому +5

    “ i stain the mattress from my yearning “
    that was amazing
    i loved this episode
    favorite so far

  • @caram227
    @caram227 2 роки тому +6

    “Have you ever been like boogie boarding” was NOT how I was expecting that explanation to start 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsmj3103
    @itsmj3103 2 роки тому +11

    So i dove into why buttholes are darker: reason1: more melanin in the area to protect the skin from inflamation. Anyone who's eaten spicy food can definitely confirm a butthole inflammation, guess it don't help that much; reason2: friction indeed - it hardens and darkens the skin; reason3: repeated stretching and folding appearently darkens the skin too; reason4: gaining weight causes body to produce more insulin to balance blood sugar levels, more insulin produces more melanin for some godforsaken reason and thus: darkening.

  • @niki3694
    @niki3694 2 роки тому +3

    Please please have a vocabulary section where yall go over 5 or so words 😭 I feel enriched knowing what lagoobrius means

  • @DaniGunn
    @DaniGunn 2 роки тому +17

    clicking on this video as an asexual person i know this is going to be a WILD yet very educational ride for me.. very excited.

  • @GaaraFan01
    @GaaraFan01 2 роки тому +7

    “ya gonna tell him to stop? he’s almost done!”
    😭😭😭
    - Ted Cruz about the “staff” watching porn

  • @callucacashman3597
    @callucacashman3597 2 роки тому +45

    monday is my friday, y’all always help me get through the day and get ready for my weekend 😤💖

  • @megan7506
    @megan7506 2 роки тому +13

    I never thought I would be listening to a podcast where it’s debated whether or not the Hamburger Helper glove is hot but here I am and I am fully on board

  • @kendra4932
    @kendra4932 2 роки тому +15

    God i love this fucking podcast. You guys have REAL chemistry and ACTUALLY laugh together so genuinely. Super super rare and consistently funny content ❤️❤️ you guys rock

  • @user-kt3zv1cm5j
    @user-kt3zv1cm5j 2 роки тому +2

    ConstableFrozen was VORE?????? That was such a brief meme that i only ever saw in passing but finding out it was vore, of all things, is so jarring 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that I'd seen almost all of those tweets at some point 😭💀 how long have I been on this website

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 2 роки тому +2

      Saw a new one today: " im ngl batman is long as shit i fell asleep right after i came "

  • @purplewatermelon7102
    @purplewatermelon7102 5 місяців тому +3

    i am devistated this podcast has ended. these are my favorite and i watch A LOT of podcasts so it says a lot

  • @254Maranda
    @254Maranda 2 роки тому +3

    I literally listen to y’all to clean, because I’m a custodian at a school . So HEADPHONES ONLY . Love y’all 😂🖤

  • @papa.internet
    @papa.internet 2 роки тому +2

    this is what i watch while folding my laundry

  • @tolliunger3561
    @tolliunger3561 Рік тому +2

    listening to you guys talk about food mascots while im working at a grocery store rlly enlightens my shift

  • @tf7602
    @tf7602 2 роки тому +3

    I love those " x is not hitting at all" tweets followed by some buckwild stuff right after

  • @ladyloud8796
    @ladyloud8796 2 роки тому +24

    Brittany and Sarah are very much giving me Jenna and Julien vibes. I feel the same upbeat and silly tone. I don’t know why I chose the most sexual episode to state it….I’m really not sorry 🤷‍♀️

    • @lindaisblue
      @lindaisblue 2 роки тому +1

      yeah! when she read E-Sports i was like Jenna is sponsored by E-Sports 🥲

  • @Max.is.b0red
    @Max.is.b0red 2 роки тому +1

    Babe wake up Sarah and Brittany just dropped a new episode

  • @Denichrimo
    @Denichrimo 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that one of the ads was for pringles. As soon as you spoke about the moustaches THERE HE WAS

  • @AnaRamirez-sg8tf
    @AnaRamirez-sg8tf 2 роки тому +4

    im honestly surprised when yall were talking about food characters that the green m&m didnt get brought up, everyone is feral for her😂

  • @st.shaffer2126
    @st.shaffer2126 2 роки тому +19

    I've been watching this during my monday lunches the past weeks and 10/10 would recommend. (especially if you are baked as a cake)

  • @GoJoLy2301
    @GoJoLy2301 2 роки тому +4

    thomas jefferson has an eagle fursona

  • @elliemiller5121
    @elliemiller5121 2 роки тому +2

    this and chuckle sandwich are the only two things keeping me going rn.

  • @sydneyorcutt8327
    @sydneyorcutt8327 2 роки тому +4

    I lost it when britney said “Thorpe…. Unfortunate last name” it’s my in-laws last name. I love them but that’s why it’s funny. 😂

  • @loggiewoggiewoowoo3913
    @loggiewoggiewoowoo3913 2 роки тому +4

    I always have found it so wild that sexually charged content begun being released by people on their main accounts for all to see lol. Especially since I grew up with the inception of social media and literally saw this just happen

  • @s.dambor6438
    @s.dambor6438 2 роки тому

    The only thing that gets me through Monday tbh. Thankies to yall 💖

  • @leahalves8193
    @leahalves8193 2 роки тому +1

    Y’all this was the best ep so far. Loved it

  • @honeyh30
    @honeyh30 2 роки тому +12

    If I had the money I would sponsor y'all getting fur suits. It would be a documentary style video series about you guys discovering y'alls fursona and getting the fur suit of your dreams. Honestly Hulu should pick this idea up 👀 money machine

  • @moth5379
    @moth5379 2 роки тому +3

    This weeks been ROUGH on tiktok, so I absolutely 100% needed today’s episode thank you for your service 💖💖💖

  • @magalyarroyo
    @magalyarroyo 2 роки тому +2

    Can’t believe they missed the obvious, Mr. Clean

  • @hantheminion
    @hantheminion 2 роки тому +2

    i’ve recently run out of videos to watch with y’all together this really was godsent

  • @NellyMad3It
    @NellyMad3It 2 роки тому +5

    When Brittany said she looks like the Quaker Oats man I almost spit my juice out 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tilypo
    @Tilypo 2 роки тому +5

    I look forward to Mondays now, thank you for this amazing podcast you two

  • @mycrashrandicoot
    @mycrashrandicoot 2 роки тому +2

    brittany and sarah learning about vore LMFAO

  • @kyleeezell581
    @kyleeezell581 2 роки тому +1

    They say every intrusive thought I’m too scared to say

  • @Ellie-vb9vm
    @Ellie-vb9vm 2 роки тому +7

    You guys get me through my classes, not even kidding

  • @lonelycreamsickle4943
    @lonelycreamsickle4943 2 роки тому +5

    This podcast is the only thing that gets me through statistics

    • @gracieE1989
      @gracieE1989 2 роки тому +3

      statistics yup statistics yup statistics yup statistics yup mrs lawton mrs lawton

  • @alicea2537
    @alicea2537 2 роки тому

    I look forward to these episodes every week. You guys are my favorite, I love y'all so much

  • @korahpedersen6084
    @korahpedersen6084 2 роки тому

    SO glad y'all uploaded today because I got work and was struggling for something to listen to