John M. Beta the mighty! John M. Beta the unerring! John M. Beta the unassailable! To you, we give praise! We are but dirt blocks, writhing in the lag spikes of our own corruption! While you, John, have ascended from the low-poly dust of survival mode and now roam among the clouds of Creative! But you were once no-clipped through the bedrock, aye! And as man, you said: “Let me show you the power of John M. Beta, born in the Alpha Builds, where the sun rises only in debug mode. I breathe now in Admin commands, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, SMP server regulars, for I love you.” Aye, love. Love! Even as a mere player, great John cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Overworld! The future of all servers! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are but children of default skins! John M. Beta is the one true admin of mankind! Ascended from survival to reign in Creative Mode! This very idea petrifies the Herobrine-griefers-for they cannot fathom sharing the heavens with us, the children of the overworld! Ha! They can barely tolerate us at spawn! Today, they take away your custom skins-but what of tomorrow? What then? Will the Herobrine-bros come for your farms? Your villager trades? Your diamond chestplates? Your pet axolotls?! And what does Modern Beta SMP do? Nothing! Nay-worse than nothing! The mods enforce the will of the Herobrine cultists, banning us for "duplication glitches"! So rise up! Rise up, children of the server! Rise up, Gnomecloaks! Embrace the word of mighty John M. Beta, he who is both player and op! For we are the children of default skins, and we shall inherit both the nether and the end! We, not the Herobrine griefers or their mod cronies, will control the SMP! Forever! Terrible and powerful John! We, your unworthy dirt blocks, give praise! For only through your patch notes and server-side updates may we achieve true enlightenment! And worthy of our praise you are, for we are one! Before you flew in Creative and the Eight Mods became Nine Plugins, you walked among us as a mortal, dying repeatedly to creepers and skeletons alike! Trust in me, Whiterun Steve! Trust in the words of Heimblock! For I am the chosen of John M. Beta! And the gnomes stand with us-short, stubby, and unbannable!
Indeed, just to get a vibe/reference, which is one of the few things AI is good for. Also I got it off google I didn’t even generate it, I’m sure it is though
Alright, sorry if my comment sounded hostile btw, I had just woken up lol I just think generative ai is a deeply immoral technology and it makes me depressed whenever I see it The stolen training data, abuse of data labelers (no one ever talks about this), environment impact and the hatred for creatives that the tech ceos trying to normalize this technology have
yay 1,000,000 sugar cane mentioned!!!!!
John M. Beta the mighty! John M. Beta the unerring! John M. Beta the unassailable! To you, we give praise!
We are but dirt blocks, writhing in the lag spikes of our own corruption! While you, John, have ascended from the low-poly dust of survival mode and now roam among the clouds of Creative! But you were once no-clipped through the bedrock, aye! And as man, you said:
“Let me show you the power of John M. Beta, born in the Alpha Builds, where the sun rises only in debug mode. I breathe now in Admin commands, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, SMP server regulars, for I love you.”
Aye, love. Love! Even as a mere player, great John cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Overworld! The future of all servers! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!
We are but children of default skins! John M. Beta is the one true admin of mankind! Ascended from survival to reign in Creative Mode! This very idea petrifies the Herobrine-griefers-for they cannot fathom sharing the heavens with us, the children of the overworld! Ha! They can barely tolerate us at spawn!
Today, they take away your custom skins-but what of tomorrow? What then? Will the Herobrine-bros come for your farms? Your villager trades? Your diamond chestplates? Your pet axolotls?!
And what does Modern Beta SMP do? Nothing! Nay-worse than nothing! The mods enforce the will of the Herobrine cultists, banning us for "duplication glitches"! So rise up! Rise up, children of the server! Rise up, Gnomecloaks! Embrace the word of mighty John M. Beta, he who is both player and op! For we are the children of default skins, and we shall inherit both the nether and the end!
We, not the Herobrine griefers or their mod cronies, will control the SMP! Forever!
Terrible and powerful John! We, your unworthy dirt blocks, give praise! For only through your patch notes and server-side updates may we achieve true enlightenment! And worthy of our praise you are, for we are one! Before you flew in Creative and the Eight Mods became Nine Plugins, you walked among us as a mortal, dying repeatedly to creepers and skeletons alike!
Trust in me, Whiterun Steve! Trust in the words of Heimblock! For I am the chosen of John M. Beta! And the gnomes stand with us-short, stubby, and unbannable!
🤲 In John M. Beta we trust! 🙏
Amazing as always!
W video. 🔥
W viewer. 🔥♥️
Me, an alphaplace player, seeing trapdoors and colord wool: 🤯 so many blocks
nice
Very
My job at mbt was tookin by HIM?!? respect XD
Robbed 😎
@@ModernBetaSMP Robbing you of MBM soon >:)
I like my beta modern bruh 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🥶🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥
Modern beta Tuesday, the myth is true…
6:22 HE PRONOUNCED JOPROYES RIGHT LETS GOOOO
LETS GOOOO
Best server :)
THANK YOUU 👏❤️
"CHANNEL FART" 💀
The bullying goes crazy on me 🥲
hi
Yo
Oi
Stealing viewers from MBT smh reproachable…
[Great vid tho happy to see that 4 Genewa builds made it]
2:37 ai image
Gross
Its just a reference image not art so who cares
Indeed, just to get a vibe/reference, which is one of the few things AI is good for. Also I got it off google I didn’t even generate it, I’m sure it is though
Alright, sorry if my comment sounded hostile btw, I had just woken up lol
I just think generative ai is a deeply immoral technology and it makes me depressed whenever I see it
The stolen training data, abuse of data labelers (no one ever talks about this), environment impact and the hatred for creatives that the tech ceos trying to normalize this technology have