Why The Boston Red Sox Are Trash - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- Honestly my favorite compilation yet. Some amazing moments from my 4 shows in Boston. I took the time to write some great jokes about the city of Boston, proving once again I am the only funny white man.
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When San Jose?
Jersey on a Sunday? I’m in
come out to rancho mirage (palm springs) agua caliente casino great venue - very easy to get here from las vegas.
"Two white women said no. We can't proceed. 😢" What a fucking line. This dude just kills every set.
Yeah he does
"Matt Rife isn't gonna do that shit" was waaaay under appreciated. 😂
My girlfriend mocks me using your "we're cursed" voice.
Quit bragging 😊
You're so proud of your jokes that you add the references on screen 🤣
Fact checking his own shit. 😂
@@mr2_mike that's how I took it. Like, I'm not lying to make jokes
That’s for us genius😂🤣👌👍
"if you've never been divorced it's because you're both ugly"
goddamn that was funny.
I love how you have to show the news articles in the video for the simpletons like myself who obviously don't understand your highly intellectual and sophisticated humor about autism, child molestation, and fisting.
😂🤣🏆
This dude is soooo much better than the vast majority of stand ups, especially the big ones. Guys actually funny, quick witted, knowledgable. Love seeing him smashing it. Love the matt rife disses.
3 years ago. Was it bad, I love it! What was it?.. “She died” 😂
I usually love hating on Geoff but he really is super talent. He moulds his act to every city and it kills every time. Dude is one of the greats.
I’ve been a fan of stand up for most of my 62 years. Geoffrey Asmus is the ONLY comic I’ve seen TWICE! You MUST see this guy live! Seriously, buy tickets!
I would but he hates the Philadelphia area...😥😥😁
@@rogerpatton2242 Oh so does everybody… We only see Kensington on the YT.
Didn't think you were coming back from that dead girlfriend response 😅 damn that was brutal 😂
Every time Asmus pops a clip it's Christmas!!!!!! Shred our brains!!!!!
So excited to hear you roast Portland next weekend 😂
Oh my god. Geoff is going to be legendary there.
@@smokinjoe4684 he’s going to end our kombucha orgy
I enjoy your quick wit. Jeffrey. It does indeed take a high level of intelligence and bravery to do what you do.
I like the juxtaposition you create in your act by bringing out "notes" and checking them like you're new to this and lack the ability to refer to anything other than your written reminders. The real persona, however, shows itself, you are able to be guiniusly spontaneous and unpredictable, and full of facts.
This was evident during this particular performance when the guy said his wife has died, and you moved on in a brutally honest way without apologising or turning around and pretending it didn't happen. Respect.
The end!!! Lol. Glad you made it out of Boston without a black eye.
As a Red Sox fan absolutely love the spin you put on it😂😂😂
As a guy with cousin's in Boston, this is fantastic. Especially the DS accent reference.
Genius, as always. You're getting better and better, dude!
I don’t understand why you don’t get more views, people don’t know what’s good.
it aint a meritocracy bb
Huge fan. Everything he says makes me laugh, like Norm Macdonald. Wish I could invest bc he’s cream of the crop, going to go far and excited to see it. I never leave comments and feel a bit weird being so effusive but his content brings me a lot of joy
I hear ya brother… I’m too old to be anyone’s fan for heaven’s sake. But Geoffrey’s alpha comedy has me hooked. I’m embarrassed.
@@jeffparisse4202 He;s not your brother. Uses words like "effusive" and has money to invest. One of those things is good, the other is great.
Here I was eating my Vegemite on toast and now I’m f*** choking because of your “weed billboard” joke , I could try to dislodge the toast in my throat but I think it’s more important that I finish writing this comment first because it
At least someone will see this and know that you died doing what you loved 🫶🙏
Australia needs you Geoffrey
The backdrop looks like Laugh Boston didn’t want to pay to licence the brick wall stock image.
Your "black Geoffrey" is impeccable. 😂
"Two white women said no, we can't proceed, we must stop, these are the laws of the country"
got me good
Good to see you're still funny Geoffrey! ❤
Every joke hits
Fire! One of your funniest clips. Best crowd work on UA-cam bar none! 🔥🔥🔥
Commenting to hear you shred. Great material as always mate. 😘
best clip of 2024 from the mr. white comedian
Get the strings out Geoffrey! 🎸
I see Geoffrey Asmus video, I click video. I watch from beginning to end, but I c*m at the beginning.
This video was amazing. All of them!
Great set, you do not disappoint.
Holy schitt! Best Boston jokes ever!😂
So excited to see my seventh-favorite white male comedian in Portland this weekend.
Geoffrey asmus is a legend on his rise
Hilarious set as usual, love your style man
Hello from Boston! I can’t stop playing that “we’re cuwsed” clip
Always the best, can't wait to see you bud
Nice clips G. Love when u strum!
Oh ...and ...keep dissin MR., ....gives me a smile 😁😁❤
Hysterical, as always 😂
Absolutely killer!
I never comment but you're awesome and you asked me to. Saw you at Wiseguys in Vegas last time you were here. You were/are hilarious ❤
Hell yea. I’m back in June for 1 show in vegas
This is fire, my dude 🔥
On God fam, you are SO GOOD. Hoping to catch you in Toronto, please remember your passport ;) Thanks for all the laughs.
Looking forward to seeing you in Portland!
You hit the big time! Dan Bongino played a clip of one of your shows today on his podcast!
Haha who the hell is that?
@GeoffreyAsmus He's part owner of Rumble and a political Podcaster. Has over 100k live viewers each day.
Funny, as always! Now break out that ax!
I am commenting for the geetar. I see the work, G. Keep going.
Bussing was in South Boston, not the South Shore. Were those Drago’s historical notes?
Here I am learning those are different places. Huge L for #AsmusNation
@@GeoffreyAsmus You are forgiven. On the next pod, ask the BC grad the difference between South Boston, the South End, and the South Shore. No chance he gets it.
*200 comments for a short lick?*
_Why do I feel you directed this at me?_ 😁🎶🎸
Wells Fargo is the reason I lost my house , while I was in a coma for a month 😌
Hope you good now.
Amazing!
I like every video I watch just so I can know later whether or not I've watched it before. Thanks for the content, here's a comment 😆
Incredible promos at the end.
Great show 😅😅
On point
amazing please come back to Ga soon!
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Thank you 😂
Geof went from a 5 to an 8 with beard, shred some chords
The alpha comedy isn’t the same without the incredible guitar ending.
I was at the red hoodie show...Rob was a hoot
Personal advice: do NOT miss a Geoffrey Asmus live show.
Hilarious. Disserves more views
This guy rips. Commenting to see his 15th take of 'shredding' on the guitar.
I remember when that old black man's soul entered mine..30+ yrs ago. Watched his eyes lock mine while he was going over the guardrail on 290 outside of Chicago. I feel legit w that souls voice coming out every once in a while. Rife? idk
You! on the other hand can do twatever you want! Cuz yer funny!!! Peace n love!
Haven't watched any Rife in a while so I may be missing something but:didn't Jim Morrison try to pull the same shit with Native Americans?
doing my part for the guitar
Geoff is funny as heck
I love when you shit on Matt Rife lmfao
Good stuff. The 5% accent 😆
here to make sure Goofrie plays guitar and didnt notice the camera at the end of the next video
Of course you talked to a guy named Sully. It's the most Boston name possible
Your crowd work is outstanding. Play the guitars!
My name’s Two Hundred-People 👋… btw that was entertaining.
i want to hear daddy shred on that guitar
Commenting for the reinstatement of post-hilarity guitar riffs, absent here in this vid though the non-musical riffs are superb, as per usual. To add, that song Erika is a bop, would that an acoustic version could be rustled up by one of this generation's best multi-disciplinary artists...
Good Stuff!
God damn HE DONT MISS
On god play guitar shedding daddy. Alpha comedy #1!
Pumpsie Green! Used primarily as a pinch runner. Boston stays fucking up
5:55, what I am starting to learn is any sex not male and female married is lustful
Happy Son Day ! You made me a mom!
Come to Phoenix!
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I was just thinking, what would Geoff do?
You could have called those 2 women witches, and gotten the crowd to rally, geoffffreyasmus, history buff
pretty good. Pretty pretty good.
Play that git/fiddle some more!!!
CMOON! Could you play a few bars or the intro of Black Star - Yngwie Malmsteen :D
Come to Bangkok!!! Or I’ll see you in PDX bro we gotta put you in a movie
He's so good
Are you effin on a roll??? Dude you rip! Long may your wave ride.
7:19 does this happen every time you tell the billboard joke? I swear it was the same white woman interrupting in Vancouver…😅
Shred for the people!
Rip itttt 🎸
my goat
Shred Daddy!
Is that Drago laughing right by the camera?
Oh my god she knew the local police growing up? 😮