Everything Wrong With Star Trek Into Darkness In 7 Minutes Or Less

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  • @Swift_LN
    @Swift_LN 9 років тому +110

    At 5:30 CinemaSins dude says "Unlike some idiots on youtube, I know that there's gravity in space", but in the EWW The Avengers he says "how can Iron man fall to Earth when there's no gravity in space?".
    *ding*

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 9 років тому +42

      That would be because the "idiots on UA-cam" they're referring to are themselves. They're actually acknowledging their mistake and mocking themselves, so, no Sin. The real sin here is that despite normally pointing it out, they didn't Doctor Who is that? on Mickey Smith's actor appearing in the movie.

    • @someidiot9351
      @someidiot9351 9 років тому +3

      I think in this they're referencing the fact that Earth still has a gravitational pull from that far away, while the other one is referencing the fact that there ARE NO LARGE ENOUGH OBJECTS NEAR WHERE HE WAS IN AVENGERS TO CAUSE HIM TO FALL IN THAT DIRECTION

    • @coconutcore
      @coconutcore 9 років тому +2

      +Burn Schauerte
      Honestly, that's the kind of thing that even someone without a degree should know
      It's sad that people don't
      You just need to know that gravity is directly connected to mass to figure it out yourself
      But I'm sad to say that I had to explain that simple fact to my PHYSICS teacher in high school!
      People aren't taught to think at school which is why they are limited to repeating what they heard eventhough it's wrong
      And I know what you're thinking: that I'm frustrated by that and feel the need to whine about it on youtube
      And I would agree :p
      But, at the risk of sounding very dramatic, I mostly hope that people who read this or hear me say it anywhere else just think about it
      And it might be asking a lot, but I hope that my whining might actually bring just one more drop of thinking to the world
      Because there's more important things people forget to think about than physics :/

    • @Foxtrot369
      @Foxtrot369 9 років тому

      Sayonara Chainsaw In the Avengers video he didn't mean no gravity in Space _at all_, he meant in that particular part of Space on the other side of the Portal.
      The Chitauri Ship was in a completely empty area of Space with no planets or stars close by and therefore nothing to create a Gravitational Pull strong enough for Iron Man to 'fall' back towards the Portal. If anything his momentum should have kept him moving towards the Ship even after he'd let go of the Missile.

    • @JoshSmith-de7nl
      @JoshSmith-de7nl 9 років тому

      Foxtrot369 ....What about...the Earth. The portal was still open after all.

  • @SkulShurtugalTCG
    @SkulShurtugalTCG 10 років тому +208

    Khan "played" stunned earlier to catch Kirk and Scotty off-guard.
    Other than that, a lot of these are pretty good.

  • @fabske_1234
    @fabske_1234 8 років тому +180

    "I can't lock on them, they're moving"
    Wait, Chekov! What did you do between the last movie and this one to unlern how to beam extremly fast moving persons? Have you forgotten everything? WHAT?

    • @munnypoltric
      @munnypoltric 4 роки тому +2

      yeah, the tech is star trek is so inconsistent. It changes moment to moment depending on the needs of the "story".

    • @harrisonblock
      @harrisonblock 4 роки тому +17

      Falling movement is easy to predict. Fighting movement is a bit difficult.

    • @wrathchicken
      @wrathchicken 4 роки тому +2

      Fabske would be good at CinemaSins *ding

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 4 роки тому +3

      @@harrisonblock they were also spinning and rotating a lot in the first one so not much of a difference. Not to mention, during Spock and Khan's fight, they are mostly separate from each other. When Sulu and Kirk were falling, they were literally holding each other. Would it have mattered if they transported to Khan and Spock up to the ship and have a security team waiting for them? And by your logic, why didn't he save Spock's mom? See my general comment below for further details about that since I already mentioned it.

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 4 роки тому +2

      Well he actually forgot in the first movie in like three minutes so you can't blame him in this movie. He was able to save Kirk and Sulu while they fell to the Earth but couldn't save Spock's mom! A person he already had a lock on and who's position only changed vertically due to gravity! A constant he has in his head since he used it to save Sulu and Kirk not five minutes ago!!! Even if it was the gravitional pull from the Black Star, he already calculated that when he explained what was happening to Spock. And to say he didn't have enough time to get that value is silly because he made it from the bridge, to the transporter, took controls of the transporter, and inputted the gravitional constant all before Kirk and Sulu went splat!

  • @here2swear
    @here2swear 8 років тому +789

    Goodbye Chekov..... 'One to beam up'..... R.I.P. So Sad.

    • @tonroz2766
      @tonroz2766 8 років тому +1

      so true man

    • @tonroz2766
      @tonroz2766 8 років тому +20

      and was the only red shirt we didnt want to die

    • @kirstenking1399
      @kirstenking1399 8 років тому +3

      +TonRoz I mean there's scotty....

    • @FanofScandal
      @FanofScandal 7 років тому +2

      i didn't no , so sad.. he was a very good actor.. R.I.P Chekov

    • @laceyleighlovell2967
      @laceyleighlovell2967 7 років тому +12

      Bipin seriously, what a terrible way to go to. Such a tragic accident. I wonder if they're going to recast Odd Thomas and have sequels, or if Odd will just die with him.

  • @ouo897
    @ouo897 7 років тому +174

    "My... name.. is... Khan!"
    Stephen Strange:...Just Khan..? Like.. Adele?

    • @jeffgrencik7213
      @jeffgrencik7213 4 роки тому +4

      khan noonien sigh is his full name, in both the tos ep. and wok it was used.

    • @_neon-xeon_3966
      @_neon-xeon_3966 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeffgrencik7213 its a joke my guy

    • @matthewcarter3888
      @matthewcarter3888 3 роки тому

      "It's a mononym, like, Cher."
      - Archer

    • @HC-cb4yp
      @HC-cb4yp 4 дні тому

      Kirk: "Uh... hi Mr. Khan... Sorry - should that name mean ANYTHING to me?"

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 8 років тому +550

    That one is red because it's planned to crash in its first mission

    • @RichardTheValiantFoolFox
      @RichardTheValiantFoolFox 8 років тому +27

      actually the red ship is a Vulcan diplomatic ship

    • @cpjyb
      @cpjyb 8 років тому +7

      +Richard Fox Y U ruin da joke!?!?

    • @hawk6780
      @hawk6780 8 років тому +11

      I'm afraid that you are wrong, the brown-coloured ship is the USS Armstrong (NCC-1729) an Armstrong type star ship. It was commissioned in 2258 under the "United Federation of Planets". this type is the only type of star ship, that was ever painted brown.

    • @hdhale2
      @hdhale2 8 років тому +24

      Incorrect. It would be the USS Excelsior. NCC-1729, which was an Armstrong-class ship. The USS Armstrong, NCC-1769, was destroyed in the first of the "JJ Trek" offerings in the Vulcan system.

    • @BouArmy
      @BouArmy 7 років тому +66

      NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSSSSS

  • @debbieblackman3650
    @debbieblackman3650 8 років тому +839

    Such a tragedy about Anton Yelchin

    • @med382003
      @med382003 8 років тому +10

      ya at 9:30 m uhh mom was telling my sister so i walked in asking what happed and my mom said anchin yelit actor of chevof it star trek died

    • @debbieblackman3650
      @debbieblackman3650 8 років тому +35

      I had such a shock. I thought it was one of those false reports at first. Didn't believe. Still in shock. Such a tragedy. He was taken too soon

    • @haeronalda4136
      @haeronalda4136 7 років тому +17

      So sad. I took my mum to see Beyond since she's been a Trekkie forever and we both said after that we felt that little bit of pain every time Chekhov was on screen. So sad

    • @debbieblackman3650
      @debbieblackman3650 7 років тому +16

      Seen the film several times and it's brilliant but so sad watching Anton knowing you'll never see him again

    • @MHScrat
      @MHScrat 6 років тому +1

      WHATTT NOOOO!!! Thats so sad nonono!!!

  • @Book7BrokeMyBrain
    @Book7BrokeMyBrain 4 роки тому +70

    That 55 seconds of logos is one of my favorite parts of the ST movies because of the mini overture of chilling, moving music we get. It builds up the emotion and tension before anything even happens, I love it. Reminds me of Shaun of the Dead doing the same, with the very creepy music setting the scene for a minute.

  • @CocoaNutCakery
    @CocoaNutCakery 8 років тому +258

    "Unlike some idiots on UA-cam, I know there's gravity in space." Ohoho. I see what you did, there.

    • @foolcathatesyou
      @foolcathatesyou 8 років тому +2

      +CocoaNutCakery i dont

    • @josemarques2304
      @josemarques2304 8 років тому +31

      +CreeperSlayer Jeremy is talking about himself.

    • @elysianpetrichor8361
      @elysianpetrichor8361 8 років тому

      Towards the end of the film where the core is misaligned, Spock states that the gravity systems at failing once they get caught in Earth's gravity.

    • @Wiffernubbin
      @Wiffernubbin 8 років тому

      +Jose Marques More context?

    • @josemarques2304
      @josemarques2304 8 років тому +3

      ***** I remember him saying in a video that there's no gravity in space,i think it's was in a Superman video but i am not sure.

  • @findyourcenterbbc8483
    @findyourcenterbbc8483 8 років тому +87

    I think when Spock is melding with Pike is to help ease his passing. At least that is what I got.

    • @HC-cb4yp
      @HC-cb4yp 4 дні тому +1

      Isn't empathy an emotion?

  • @therandomninja5
    @therandomninja5 8 років тому +27

    I always thought (and still do and don't know why no one else seems to) that Khan going down from one stun shot earlier was a feint to make the others think he was stunned so he'd gain the upper hand. Which he did. Khan is a superhuman and brilliant tactician, he's also not completely dumb. He took into account that Kirk would turn on him, planned for it, and pretended to be stunned when the opportunity presented itself.

    • @fredhuang6436
      @fredhuang6436 9 місяців тому

      Or maybe it's being shot in the head vs body

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga 8 років тому +66

    10 sins for not doing a Sherlock joke in your gag reel

  • @Taymanator0051
    @Taymanator0051 8 років тому +434

    Good stuff guys. Really enjoyed this movie. I have one bone to pick: Spock is the only eligible person to do that "Action-hero-fight-scene" because he also has super human stength. Kirk would get punched right off the platform in one stroke of Khan. Spock and Khan both have incredibly resilient bodies, so they're an understandable match. Everyone else is only human or an extra.

    • @Lily.valkyrie
      @Lily.valkyrie 6 років тому +11

      Taymanator0051 *applause* also that l.o.t.r profil photo tho

    • @violincameos2464
      @violincameos2464 5 років тому +15

      Taymanator0051 I agree! I also take issue with the "mind rape/stealing Pike's memories thing," though I can tell CS was being extremely sarcastic. Spock even says it himself later that he was trying to comfort Pike at the moment of his death.

    • @HK-vt7gh
      @HK-vt7gh 5 років тому +9

      you havent seen the scene in the orial series in which spot and kirk were made to fight (available on youtube). it was such a tight match they ripped each others shirts in turn, baring they lovely nipples

    • @Bluewhalebig
      @Bluewhalebig 5 років тому +2

      @@HK-vt7gh The "baring they lovely nipples" part of this comment deserves more than zero likes, so here ya go!

    • @frankberst9849
      @frankberst9849 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was established in Space Seed that Khan and the other Augments possessed about five times normal human strength, whereas Vulcans on average have about double normal human strength.

  • @MP197742
    @MP197742 10 років тому +23

    I've got more than that. 1.) They use a cold fusion device to freeze a volcano. Uhhh, cold fusion just means it doesn't have to be hot to get the fusion process started. But fusion is very, very, very, very hot, like in the sun or an H-bomb.
    2.) Twice in the movie, the ship gets knocked out of warp early, but both times, it just happens to come out a short distance from where they were going. But warp speed is like hundreds of times the speed of light. And the moon is only like one light second away from earth. So if they hadn't dropped out right at that instant, they would have crashed into the planet!
    3.) They leave from Klingon space and it's all one continuous fast-paced scene that ends with them being knocked out of warp. It's all presented as them being in warp for a couple minutes, not hours or days. I know I said warp speed was fast, but you'd have to be going like 100,000 times the speed of light just to get to the nearest star in that amount of time. And since the Klingons are presumably much farther away, we're talking about millions of times the speed of light. Space is like really big.
    4.) They come out of warp in shuttle range of the Klingon home world, but not beaming range. But then there just happens to conveniently be some other habitable planet, which is conveniently uninhabited, in range for them to play with the torpedoes. What? Where was this place? Why don't the Klingons use it if it is so close to their home world? How are there two habitable planets in the same system without major temperature differences?
    5.) They take a shuttle to the Klingon home world and the Klingons didn't just intercept them in space and blow them away. Is this militaristic race not keeping track of alien ships that approach their home world? That's far worse than Starfleet missing one of their own stolen ships approaching their headquarters.
    6.) Why do the Klingons have an uninhabited part of their world? And if it is uninhabited, why are there structures there?
    7.) Gratuitous Carroll Marcus in her underwear shot. Not that I'm complaining. But if you're talking "movie sins," that really served no purpose whatsoever other than to to put a little sex in the movie. Or maybe you could complain it wasn't a long enough scene if you're okay with that.
    8.) You mentioned the Tribble, but there were a TON of silly nods like that to the original. Way too many. Gorn baby reference. Mud reference. The fact that Carroll Marcus was in it at all.
    9.) The Klingon moon, aside from being in a dangerously close orbit, is all blown to pieces. This is supposed to be another one of those nods, in this case to the sixth movie, where that moon blows up. But that happens when Kirk and Spock are old. There's no reason for the moon to have blown up 30 years early in the alternate timeline. And even if it did, in the sixth movie, it delivered such a crippling blow to the Klingons that it was what prompted peace talks with the Federation. So did they just go on fine with a blown up moon in this timeline?
    10. They were close to the moon and when they lost power, and the gravity of Earth pulled them in. You mentioned that it would take a lot longer than two minutes from that distance, and are completely right. But they were closer to the moon, so the moon is actually what would have pulled them in, not the Earth.

    • @darigaaz66
      @darigaaz66 10 років тому +4

      "Why do the Klingons have an uninhabited part of their world? And if it is uninhabited, why are there structures there?"
      Probably the same reason we have uninhabited ghost towns on our planet.

    • @TheDetailsMatter
      @TheDetailsMatter 10 років тому +1

      *+MP197742* @ Warp Speeds
      Warp actually gets redefined in each new rendition of Star Trek.
      In TOS, warp factors were an exponential progression starting with the speed of light.
      Warp 1 = Speed of light = 670,616,629 miles per hour
      Warp 2 = Speed of light exp.2 (lightspeed x lightspeed)
      Warp 3= Speed of light exp. 3
      And so forth. (Full impulse, btw, is 1/2 the speed of light. Just FYI.)
      The only limitations on how fast a ship could go was how strong you could build it. In several episodes, Enterprise went warp 9, 10, 12, 16, and whoever was pushing it that far above its normal warp-8 limit was told to stop because the structure of the ship couldn't take the strain.
      (In the TOS movies, the warp scale was the same, except that warp 1 was simply referred to as "Warp Speed".)
      In NextGen & Spinoffs (including the movies), the warp scale was reinvented so that starships couldn't ever go faster than warp 9.9 or they'd coexist with all points in the universe. (Which always sounded like BS to me, but no one asked my opinion.)
      In JJ-Trek & STID, there is only one warp factor. That warp factor is known as "Punch It".
      @ Moon distance in light-seconds.
      The Apollo missions demonstrated that radio delay from Earth to Moon was 3 seconds. Radio travels at the speed of light, which in seconds is 186,282.3969444444 mps.
      186,282.3969444444 mps x3 seconds = 558,847.1908333333 miles.
      @ drifting to earth.
      Knocked out of warp at 237,000 kilometers above earth. A kilometer is a little less than a mile. That would place the just-got-its-ass-shot-off Enterprise somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 the distance between Earth and Moon. Which means that it is closer to and will fall toward Earth, not Moon, but with no warp, no impulse, and no thrusters, it will fall at the same speed as, say, Apollo 11, and take over a day to arrive. If JJ wanted the damaged starship to auger in any sooner, like, say, in 3 minutes time, he should have just had Sulu say "We've dropped out of warp in Low Earth Orbit, Captain."
      And yes, it beggars the imagination that they would get shot down exactly at the place they were trying to get to anyway.

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 10 років тому

      Didn't recall them saying the distance they were from Earth. But according to Google, the distance from the Earth to the Moon is 384,400 km. So 237,000 from Earth would be substantially closer to the Moon (only about 17% the distance from the Moon to the Earth). Plus, you could see that the Moon was right there by them.

    • @TheDetailsMatter
      @TheDetailsMatter 10 років тому +1

      MP197742 When they were shot out of warp above Earth, Sulu reported their distance from Earth to Kirk. Google also gives the distance to moon in non-metric units, coincidentally being 238,900 miles, which is numerically similar to the number of Km reported by Sulu. (That 384,400 km is measured at perigee, of course (closest point). Apogee is 406,720 km (furthest point).)
      On the one hand, we may be looking at a common cinematography trick (simulated by computer, of course) having to do with using a longer lens to compress the distance between the foreground and distant background for dramatic license. On the other hand, I'm not sure I trust a film producer who does not understand that cold fusion is *not* used to freeze things solid, to also understand the difference between miles and kilometers, or for that matter, the difference between having engines be stone cold dead or having them be running at full power out of control, (Dialog said all engines were dead, but the dramatic plunge from over two hundred thousand kilometers away to well into Earth's atmo in a very short time says "runaway impulse engine" to me,)

    • @TheDetailsMatter
      @TheDetailsMatter 10 років тому

      MP197742 Afterthought: This could also be a veiled reference by JJ & crew to something that happened frequently in NextGen, (We already know that JJ was hot to weasel in as many references as he could.) In NextGen, Enterprise D would often face off against some ship or another that was *obviously* close enough for someone on Enterprise to look out a window and read the titles of books on shelves of crew's quarters through the other ship's windows, and the helmsman would always give Picard a distance to the other ship in tens or even *hundreds* of thousand-kilometers. It's a possibility we should consider.

  • @Nova_Astral
    @Nova_Astral 5 років тому +51

    2:20 The problem with Kirk is mentally and emotionally, hes basically going on a revenge quest because Khan killed the closest person Kirk had to an actual father in the Kelvin timeline.
    2:25 That is probably a Vulcan ship as Vulcan ships usually have the red/brown color scheme of that ship.
    3:30 According to the book, Uhura worked a minor miracle but that still doesn't explain how a starship can communicate from Klingon space to Earth so this is still a sin.
    4:45 Scotty somehow doesn't know that the Enterprise has been shot as when Kirk says "We're a little low on power" to Scotty's request to get beamed up, Scotty says "Why, what happened to the Enterprise?"
    5:18 I'm pretty sure he actually crushed his skull and head... which is actually worse, I'm glad they didn't even try and show that.
    6:10 Sulu is a pilot, not an engineer, he was probably wrong.
    6:58 Khan pretended to be stunned earlier.

    • @helstok178
      @helstok178 Рік тому +1

      The Sulu thing, I think he would be correct (if they actually had it happen that way in the film) simply because he is a pilot. Although he may not know all the nitty gritty details, I think knowing what the ship can survive and what its limits are, are important things for any pilot to know.

    • @tim72184
      @tim72184 Рік тому +3

      …so, you’re saying Scotty doesn’t know?

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger 8 років тому +59

    Man, I didn't notice it when I watched it, but the lens flares really are excessive. It cuts right through the screen just like how they don't in real life.

  • @year111
    @year111 8 років тому +285

    What about the ship not having hazmat suits ready in case of radation leak. That would have ensured that Kirk would have survive the reactor scene.

    • @eight-cloudspurple5871
      @eight-cloudspurple5871 8 років тому +16

      +year111
      original KAHHHHHNNNN!!!! the movie have Spock go in without the suit too.... Even though that movie clearly have engineers WITH radiation suits.... I think they said it was because there is no time or some shit in the original KAHHHHHNNNN!!!! the movie

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 8 років тому +25

      +year111 Androids clearly exist in this universe... why isn't there a repair team of them in there at all times? But there is one on the bridge to say one throwaway line of dialogue in a cool voice?

    • @jtroopa
      @jtroopa 8 років тому +11

      +Nova Sky TWO throwaway lines of dialogue.
      But I agree. Any self-respecting outfit working long-term around hazards like ionizing radiation would have SOME way to protect themselves from it in case of emergency.

    • @Woogoo336
      @Woogoo336 8 років тому +3

      +year111 Maybe all the technicians with hazard suits were thrown across the ship by then. Also, nice profile pic.

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 8 років тому +1

      +Delta Plus actually he went in with one, that's how he removed the original cap but the gloves were to thick to ralign it so he actually has to remove the gloves to finish it

  • @oni7488
    @oni7488 8 років тому +65

    Somehow missed: War room at the top of a tall building, in an exterior room. Why isn't it in an underground bunker or something?

  • @brizuelasergio
    @brizuelasergio 8 років тому +120

    Hey I didn't know shit about Khan and it was a HUGE surprise for me in the movie. Guess I was less than 4

    • @musiclife-mn7it
      @musiclife-mn7it 8 років тому +9

      I didn't like that part because not everyone watched the TV show

    • @vitoriaaguiarbranco2887
      @vitoriaaguiarbranco2887 8 років тому +12

      That joke was for the Star Trek fans, the ones that got more disappointed with this movie

    • @TheMilwaukeeProtocol
      @TheMilwaukeeProtocol 8 років тому +13

      It surprised me, because Benedict is a far cry from Ricardo Montalban. I would have never guess that the former could ever possibly be a replacement for the latter.

    • @TweedleDeem
      @TweedleDeem 8 років тому +15

      Doesn't know shit about Khan
      Huge Surprise
      Pick one.

    • @insertwittynamehere1411
      @insertwittynamehere1411 7 років тому +14

      I hadn't watched the original Star Trek films so I was like "who?"

  • @tommygun641
    @tommygun641 8 років тому +42

    when they realised they can use the healing properties of khans blood to save kirk then why didn't they just take the blood of one of the other people in the cryo tubes?

    • @YayaFeiLong
      @YayaFeiLong 8 років тому +5

      That would've require un-freezing at least one cryo-tube person...which means they could wake up, which would mean a second Khan-like character to prolong the movie and/or create a sequel for.

    • @ozgunkuzucu7158
      @ozgunkuzucu7158 3 роки тому +1

      Khan's cells are rejuvenating very fast but the other 72 are in cryo tubes so there is no body function with them and their blood is not rejuvenating.

  • @memmett9946
    @memmett9946 8 років тому +245

    Should have done a lens flare bonus round.

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 6 років тому +11

      What? Show the whole movie? I've just had my retinas replaced after the first one.

    • @maxmays9480
      @maxmays9480 4 роки тому

      god damn JJ shamebrams.

  • @alinasart9135
    @alinasart9135 9 років тому +75

    Was anyone else bugged by the fact that the little "fur thing" that came back to life because he had khans blood on his system was still laying on that desk after all that the ship went through?

    • @alinasart9135
      @alinasart9135 9 років тому

      ***** Yeah, that's pretty odd and doesn't make any sense. Maybe the others don't have the same powers. I don't know.

    • @tk9780
      @tk9780 9 років тому

      AlinasArt 01101101 01110111 =mw

    • @alinasart9135
      @alinasart9135 9 років тому

      ***** Haha! lol. Probably not :D

    • @jeffwood1354
      @jeffwood1354 9 років тому +7

      ***** Now you know what happens to the redshirts afterwards. Sickbay needs a steady supply of test corpses.

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 9 років тому +4

      AlinasArt It's not a "fur thing"...it's a tribble...
      And tribbles can stick to walls...

  • @zest1513
    @zest1513 7 років тому +19

    Scene does not contain a Benedict Cumberbatch lapdance
    **ding**

  • @willmunoz1638
    @willmunoz1638 4 роки тому +7

    Physics Major here, with a few sins to add:
    *They jump off cliff and into water* Yeah, hitting water from that height without extensive training in high diving or super superfeet is thirteen and a half different kinds of impossible.
    *Bomb freezes volcano* Not sure detonating a cold fusion device could do anything to an erupting volcano, other than, you know, blow it up.
    *Torpedo door closes on Bones' arm* Pretty sure a door intended to seal a warhead to prevent tampering would have no problem crushing Bones' arm. If you're telling me there's some sensor that prevents the door from doing that, then you have a sin of plot convenience.
    *The Enterprise is forced out of warp* Ok, they drop out of warp, with inertia carrying them at high speed toward the earth. A few things:
    Firstly, the first thing any starship captain should do after dropping out of warp near a planet is establish a stable orbit around said planet, unless landing is intended. Later, we learn that the Enterprise still has thruster power, and computers capable of calculating a line of sight trajectory. A few seconds of thruster power in just about ANY direction should be enough to ensure the Enterprise never even gets CLOSE to crashing on Earth.
    Second, mere moments after this guy says they're 237,000 km from Earth, heading TOWARDS the earth, they show the battle clearly taking place a good 387,000 km from Earth, near the moon. Uhh, nope.
    THIRD, the ENTIRE FU**ING CORE WORLD OF STARFLEET INTRAGALACTIC OPERATION was taking their union mandated smoke break while a fu**ing BATTLE took place within the moon's orbital radius! I mean, sh**! Back during the APOLLO missions, we could track spacecraft as small as a Starfleet escape pod on and around the moon, but I guess tracking technology in Starfleet times has regressed to smoke signals and paper maps.
    *Spock call* Spock calls future Spock, and future Spock somehow alters his own past...I think. I don't know. Point is, just by talking to his younger self, he is disrupting....something. Again, I don't know.
    Also, say! Why didn't the Enterprise call Starfleet and say, "Hey! Just wanted to give a quick heads up, uhm, this guy is blowing up our ship full of innocent people, so don't believe anything he tells you, and also, you might want to clear the city, because we MIGHT hit the Earth at a velocity high enough to cause a 7.0 earthquake." I'm sure future Spock can wait.
    *Kahn transports the devices over to his ship, cut to them blowing up and Khan screaming "NOO"* A device capable of scanning a torpedo down to the quark in order to transport it on board to your ship should be able to notice a rather alarming DETONATION SEQUENCE in said torpedo.
    Also, no.
    *Ship tilting causing gravity to go haywire inside the ship* Science fiction writers dont understand how free fall works. If artificial gravity is online, they should not notice the ship tilting. If it's offline, they should float around like in the ISS. But the filmmakers dont have the budget for that.
    *Ship falls through the clouds, and then rises back up* Okay, so hold on, they're traveling perpendicular to Earth's surface, TOWARDS Earth's surface, at a rate of speed that looks like....a few kilometers per second (the length of the Enterprise is around 800 meters according to google). But let's be generous and assume they're going Mach speed, or 343 meters per second. In order to decelerate to zero velocity in about, say, 4 seconds (so they have time to dramatically reemerge from the clouds, they have to provide thruster acceleration of 1G, PLUS 343m/s divided by 4 seconds, carry the one...multiply by pi r².... so about 9.75 G in total. My point is, NONE of these guys are in any shape to do anything other than puke on the floor a bit, if not completely pass out.
    *"Sir, there's no way anyone on board survived that!"* Correct!

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      Um, why would the scanner even be programmed to detect something starting to detonate? Why? I honestly can't think of a reason, other than, if it was in the movie, plot convenience.

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 3 роки тому

      @@nikkiofthevalley Stargleet transporters HAVE to scan things in order to transport them, they have to disassemble the object then reassemble it at the destination.
      Startrek lore says the object does get scanned down to rhe quark. Which means you'd HAVE to notice the detonation sequence.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      @@willmunoz1638 Yea, but why would it actually say anything? Why would it be programmed to say anything about said detonation sequence?

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 3 роки тому

      @@nikkiofthevalley ....
      Why would it *not*?
      Why in all of tarnation would it not warn the captain about a BOMB?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      @@willmunoz1638 Think about practicality here. It would be 5 times more complicated to detect a bomb, than just do whatever magic allows them to beam.

  • @GVNewsFlash
    @GVNewsFlash 8 років тому +59

    1:15 The archive was in London. We don't have "multiple cameras". We have ALL the cameras.

  • @kendallraine4240
    @kendallraine4240 10 років тому +28

    When Bones said "The hell you are" He wasn't talking about physical health. Pike had just died before that scene. He was worried about Kirk's emotional state.

  • @superdrive986
    @superdrive986 3 роки тому +7

    Aah! Why do the sins make so much sense?

  • @vgoceangawd2757
    @vgoceangawd2757 7 років тому +17

    the red ship is the fire department duuuh

  • @LexBravary
    @LexBravary 10 років тому +282

    I absolutely hated this movie and the prior. I could barely make it through the first 15 minutes before turning it off. I hate absolutely everything about it, namely Kirk's character. He is an insanely unlikable jerk and somehow is rewarded for being stupid and impulsive.
    This isn't Star Trek, it's Hollywood taking another great thing and taking a massive dump all over it because they have no creativity anymore.

    • @LexBravary
      @LexBravary 10 років тому +22

      For me, if I want the protagonist dead more than any other person in the film, that is a deal breaker.

    • @WarmFizzyMilk
      @WarmFizzyMilk 10 років тому +22

      As somebody who has NEVER seen the old Star Treks before, I really liked these movies

    • @SpreadingtheMuse
      @SpreadingtheMuse 10 років тому +58

      TheBudworth
      Thats why you like them, because you have no idea how far down the quality fell. For us old-schoolers, the plot is juvenile, the dialogue corny, and it comes off as a low budget college parody :/

    • @LexBravary
      @LexBravary 10 років тому +29

      Well said SpreadingtheMuse. The new movies are Star Trek in name only. The names of the characters are the same, and they're in the same universe (I think..), and that's where the comparison ends. It looks exactly like any other big budget Hollywood crap. It's disgraceful really.

    • @WarmFizzyMilk
      @WarmFizzyMilk 10 років тому +7

      SpreadingtheMuse But those explosions right

  • @DrunkMuffinHD
    @DrunkMuffinHD 10 років тому +46

    You forgot something... Aparrently Spock can scream Kahn so loud that it can be heard in outer space...

    • @filianore8705
      @filianore8705 10 років тому +5

      *Ding* =D

    • @DrunkMuffinHD
      @DrunkMuffinHD 10 років тому

      Zeriwia Chan yep :D Its a pretty obvious one though, noticed it whilst watching in the cinemas :D

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 10 років тому +1

      Who in Outer Space heard it?

    • @DrunkMuffinHD
      @DrunkMuffinHD 10 років тому

      Statalyzer We did, apparently, as the camera zoomed out of Spock in an attempt to be dramatic, which of course wasn't successful due to the whole concept...

    • @martysue3704
      @martysue3704 9 років тому +4

      Tshhhh... In space, noone can hear you scream...

  • @GoranXII
    @GoranXII 8 років тому +15

    And then add 100 sins for Khan Singh not looking anything like the original, despite the Narada coming back _well after_ he was put into stasis.

  • @dominiklauko5288
    @dominiklauko5288 6 років тому +3

    Carol Marcus admiring giant "torpedo" (or whatever is she doing in that scene) in 2:31 of video is priceless.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 роки тому

      Plus the turd-faced little creep "riding" the other torpedo behind her.

  • @FlashySenap
    @FlashySenap 10 років тому +28

    What, no Sherlock reference?

  • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
    @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 9 років тому +54

    You forgot a big sin here: When the admiral beamed carol out of the ship, the fucking shields were up. They just said beaming is impossible while the fucking shields are up. What a sin. *ding*

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 9 років тому +2

      Legendary Spyro
      Except that the Admirals ship was more advanced in just about every way. It is not inconceivable that the transporters would have been as well.

    • @SunshineMuseGirl
      @SunshineMuseGirl 9 років тому +13

      yu nofun Then why did Khan need them to lower the shields in order to beam his people up to his ship?

    • @RaveriusMax
      @RaveriusMax 9 років тому +6

      yu nofun Not really a good point, since even in Next Generation, Voyager, etc, far in the future, they still had to lower shields to transport, to my knowledge, the only ones with the ability to transport through shields was Species 8472 and the Borg (and whoever the borg assimilated it from)

    • @SunshineMuseGirl
      @SunshineMuseGirl 9 років тому +4

      RaveriusMax And Q :)

    • @ReactRa
      @ReactRa 9 років тому

      RaveriusMax Honestly your right and even if the admirals starship was more advanced that still doesn't mean it can just beam as much shit as possible.

  • @SuperheroZutara
    @SuperheroZutara 7 років тому +6

    I am a huge Star Trek fan, but I am so glad this was made! Thank you for putting most of my frustrations into one compilation piece!

  • @kingdave4927
    @kingdave4927 8 років тому +5

    Man Anton was one of my favorite actors of all time because he seemed so real to me, especially when I first saw Charlie Barlett. Sucks how he's gone now..

  • @ProfStuartHalliday
    @ProfStuartHalliday 10 років тому +34

    You forgot the sin of having breakable glass throughout the bridge of the Enterprise. Who was the health & safety office, Homer? :)

  • @Etherwinter
    @Etherwinter 10 років тому +26

    I want a goddamn red starship. You can't stop me from wanting a red starship.

    • @freedom4651
      @freedom4651 10 років тому +8

      Everything painted red, it must have a horn, and it will be three times faster and more powerful than enterprise.

    • @afinendale
      @afinendale 10 років тому

      Think about what happens to redshirts. Now imagine what would happen to your red ship. :|

  • @Katie-hj5eb
    @Katie-hj5eb 8 років тому +17

    2:30 I'm surprised he didn't give this scene a double sin for the alien riding the torpedo in the background

    • @maybpd
      @maybpd 8 років тому

      😂😂 ikr

    • @ludeman
      @ludeman 8 років тому +1

      +Kathryn M
      OMG good call! Looks like he is goofing on the set and not realizing they are shooting.

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei 8 років тому +12

      +Kathryn M isn't that Scotty's sidekick, whose running gag is him sitting on something and Scotty usually yelling "get doyn from thah!"?

    • @requindr
      @requindr Рік тому +1

      @@MaiAolei and he did tell him to get down in this scene

  • @MsFreakyPeace
    @MsFreakyPeace 8 років тому +40

    RIP Chekov you will be missed :((((((

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 9 років тому +74

    0:36
    Why is he asking who he is?
    Its quite OBVIOUS he's Bennedict Cumberbatch...

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 років тому +2

      ***** Him too.

    • @vaulthecreator
      @vaulthecreator 9 років тому +3

      ***** Would he be related to Bandersnatch Cummerbund per chance? 8P

    • @redhandsbluefaces
      @redhandsbluefaces 9 років тому +5

      ***** Huh... I though for sure it was Eggs-benedict Cucumber...

    • @hafabee
      @hafabee 9 років тому +7

      You mean Penelope Bumbersnatch.

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 9 років тому +2

      I thought you meant Eggs Benedict Arnold Cucumber Batch.

  • @GuessWho195
    @GuessWho195 9 років тому +229

    Okay, I've got a sin for you
    "OKAY! KIRK CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE WITH SUPER BLOOD! Oh...but how do we get some? Okay, Spock is already doing his best to kill Khan so let's just make his little revenge quest ten times harder by telling him he has to subdue the target instead of just murdering his ass? That sounds like a solid plan!"
    "Um...sir, I actually have another idea."
    "Wat?"
    "Well, we have like 72 superhumans that are still stored safely in cryo tubes, right? Why don't we just pop open a tube, steal some of their blood and stuff em back in a tube?"
    "Um...too dangerous, our plan will work fine..."
    "But we could move the cryo tube into one of our cells, I mean Khan couldn't escape that cell before could he? Plus, he wasn't all that violent when he was first woken up. Now all we have to do is set everything up so they'll wake from their cryo sleep or whatever then get everybody out of the room before they fully come around (I mean they'll be groggy and s**t) then threaten to murder the rest of the crew if they don't give you a sample of their blood. Khan was perfectly fine with giving you a sample of his blood, surely they would be too? Besides, if that doesn't work out then just gas 'em and get the blood after they crack their skull from falling on the metal floor."
    "..."
    "Also Khan thinks you just murdered his entire crew, maybe if you just TELL him that his crew is alive and well and will remain that way so long as he surrenders, he'll turn himself in!"
    "...You just got yourself a promotion. Hey, you, red shirt, start prepping one of the cryo tubes."

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 9 років тому +15

      Plus I'm pretty sure you can still extract someone's blood after they're dead.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 9 років тому +16

      Joy Woffindin You are, and I am, but apparently Dr. McCoy doesn't know how to do that... or just get it from the other 78 FUCKING POPSICLES on the ship who had the same magical vampire-blood. .

    • @SPlaythroughs
      @SPlaythroughs 8 років тому +12

      +GuessWho195 Not to mention that the same vampire blood was injected into a tribble which can now be extracted from the tribble to give to Kirk. Unless of course if the life of a human isn't worth the life of a tribble.

    • @SPlaythroughs
      @SPlaythroughs 8 років тому +11

      +Viewer2777771 Also, tribble bares a striking resemblance to Donald Trumps hairpiece.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 8 років тому +7

      +GuessWho195 Just one question: if it was illegal to use genetic engineering to cure people, wouldn't McCoy be violating the law by using Khan's blood to cure Kirk? If so, why wouldn't he be court-martialed for doing so?
      Also, wouldn't the blood also make Kirk super-human like Khan? The only way it could work, would be if it was full of blood-borne retroviruses that contained the augment DNA code, that patched any living thing that it encountered to make it super-strong, and Kirk's cells were still alive and able to recombine them.
      "And so, your friend is only MOSTLY dead!"

  • @meatbyproducts
    @meatbyproducts 8 років тому +49

    should have had a bonus round of lens flair.

    • @kiloneie
      @kiloneie 8 років тому +1

      I don't get why lens flare is so bad... ? Same shit as US hating CGI ?...

    • @meatbyproducts
      @meatbyproducts 8 років тому +6

      Lens flair in itself isn't bad, but when it covers up the action or the faces of actors it is an issue. Jar Jar Abrams is the worst offender and this movie is the pinnacle of to much flair.

    • @kiloneie
      @kiloneie 8 років тому +1

      Meatbyproducts
      Should pay more attention then, gotta see what you mean, because i didn't really notice it at all D:...

  • @richieThach
    @richieThach 7 років тому +112

    Sin:
    the cell phones are also flip phones

    • @VaughnCamacho
      @VaughnCamacho 7 років тому +4

      richie thach flip phones are the best phones

    • @richieThach
      @richieThach 7 років тому +2

      but to us right now they are outdated

    • @thesilverpetals910
      @thesilverpetals910 6 років тому +9

      richie thach It's a reference to the old communicators from the original show, which is what inspired cell phones (specifically flip phones) to be invented

    • @coltonwooden7196
      @coltonwooden7196 6 років тому +1

      The Atom Bombs
      Thank you, finally another person who knows what they are talking about!

  • @toufexiselias
    @toufexiselias 10 років тому +32

    I cant believe you showed this script's problems in 7 minutes. Because really you could talk for two hours.

  • @Bigbub66
    @Bigbub66 10 років тому +17

    Sin: Peter Weller is not Robo-Cop in this film.

  • @godofwar327
    @godofwar327 8 років тому +19

    nah man, to me you'll always be Sherlock

  • @jaynedavis3388
    @jaynedavis3388 8 років тому +10

    Spock is a GREAT action hero, he always has been!

  • @CuppaLLX
    @CuppaLLX 8 років тому +21

    I love the "standard issue personal transwarp device" call back its a huge plot hole since "standard issue" implies its just that "standard issue" everyone should have one just like they all have Tricorders and Phasers, that's what "Standard issue" means

    • @dr.randomz6782
      @dr.randomz6782 2 роки тому

      Everyone should have one, but they later mention in the movie that Con was the first person to create one. Scotty then implies that Con used his engineering know-how to create it.

  • @emptyvoices31
    @emptyvoices31 10 років тому +25

    I don't know why they just didn't look for the off switch on that bomb. All bombs have off switches, so I've been told, otherwise, terrorists would get into so much trouble without them.
    Anyway, please do BBC Sherlock.

    • @noahthomas9667
      @noahthomas9667 10 років тому

      Only movies my friend he doesn't do TV shows

    • @emptyvoices31
      @emptyvoices31 10 років тому

      He did tv series once and he also did a video game so I don't accept that.

    • @noahthomas9667
      @noahthomas9667 10 років тому

      Gta V and what was the TV?

    • @emptyvoices31
      @emptyvoices31 10 років тому

      I need to back track and look it up again. It wasn't a tv program I watched nor was the video game one I played so I didn't really retain them.

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 8 років тому +11

    Why is it a rule that, when there's a terrorist attack, all the important people have to meet up in one room? Do they not have better ways of communicating in the future? How is Kirk apparently the first person to realise that this might not be a good idea and how is Khan the first person who tried to exploit it?

    • @brch2
      @brch2 7 років тому

      Or... why wouldn't they have at least some sort of shields installed on their major operations buildings in the future? Along with emergency (or even regularly used with encoded access) transporters and other escape systems in any areas top brass would meet? Attacks like that may not happen often on Earth, but things like that should have become a consideration as far back as the Xindi attack from Enterprise (which was followed by a consulate attack the next year that killed several top brass), or at very least systems they added after Nero's attack just a year or so prior.

  • @Kimjongil-pu6rk
    @Kimjongil-pu6rk 8 років тому +3

    Alice Eve's acting while Scotty is shouting about the torpedoes is... worth 5 sins alone.

  • @E-Man5805
    @E-Man5805 10 років тому +14

    Another sin: Chekov or whatever his name is, in the last movie could beam Kirk up while he's in FREE FALL. But now he can't beam up someone if they're fighting?

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 10 років тому +31

      to be fair if they were in free fall at least they would have a constant downwards velocity once they hit terminal velocity that could be accounted for, but their movements in hand to hand fighting would be erratic and unpredictable

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 10 років тому

      Another sin: "Chekov or whatever his name is".

  • @PoisonRainVornado
    @PoisonRainVornado 10 років тому +16

    I am probably one of the very few people on Earth who hates the Star Trek reboot movies. Star Trek was never about huge action scenes, destruction every 5 seconds, or so many futuristic devices and alien makeup that it makes George Lucas look like Ed Wood. It was about adventure, strategy, real world issues brilliantly translated into exciting stories, becoming emotionally attached to the main characters and even side characters, and some degree of humanity that's not a contrived cliché seen in every lazy sci-fi movie. This is the equivalent of waving your iPhone's camera around while at the same time waving keys in front of the lens. Mindless action and destruction with no emotion or logic and a few Original Series references to make the fan boys stop complaining for 5 seconds. JJ Abrams, you're a genius for most movies, but if you mess up Star Wars as much as you've messed up Star Trek, I'm coming after you!

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 10 років тому +4

      This second movie was pretty big on storyline, in the DVD interviews they said the visuals and interactions were built around the story and not the opposite. Personally, I find the first one was a lot more blockbuster-type and less Trek-y.
      Then again, yes, there's plenty of unneeded VFX and explosions and lens flares and warp "filaments" and lens flares and phaser shots being generic slower-than-light bolts and DID I SAY FUCKING LENS FLARES
      ...when the actual show and canon movies were more about storytelling, character development, philosophy and strategy.

    • @Starburst514
      @Starburst514 10 років тому +3

      Don't worry, reading most comments on here I think it's safe to say most people hate the reboots. =P you're not part of the "very few".

    • @Camuska
      @Camuska 10 років тому +2

      I agree with you on a lot of things... but Star Trek was also with great action scenes. The space battle between Reliant and Enterprise was incredible, Star Trek VI also had an incredible action level, not talking about the Dominion War. Star Trek spirit is not ABOUT action, but there IS action, so the fact that there is action in the reboot is totally fine by me, even at this level. The problems are the stories that are not well written :/

    • @exponents2046
      @exponents2046 Рік тому

      I am another one of the few.

    • @rkmbob
      @rkmbob Рік тому

      Lol, time to go after JJ Abrams apparently. Episode 9 was a dumpster fire. I actually don't consider these to be star trek movies and I agree with you on all points. In my mind, these are "Star Trek Adjacent" but not proper star trek.

  • @TheManWithTheFlan
    @TheManWithTheFlan 7 років тому +23

    Okay, for that last one, did you *really* want a retread of "A Search for Spock"?

    • @insertwittynamehere1411
      @insertwittynamehere1411 7 років тому

      The last one?

    • @TheManWithTheFlan
      @TheManWithTheFlan 7 років тому

      When he complained about that Deus ex Machina bringing Kirk back.

    • @steemdup
      @steemdup 7 років тому

      Kirk had to come back somehow, but I agree about McKoy's testing the torpedoes being ridiculous.

    • @jeffgalef121
      @jeffgalef121 7 років тому

      McCoy did assist Spock with the heat-seeking torpedo in ST VI.

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 6 років тому

      that´s no "heat seeker" torp...it is a litteral exhaust sniffer...

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 8 років тому +6

    It was explained to me that Khan was faking it that time he got stunned by Scotty earlier in the film - he's resistant to it, hence the multiple shots by Uhura at the end

    • @exponents2046
      @exponents2046 Рік тому

      How does genetic engineering a human, make him resistant to phaser fire? What creature were his genes infused with?
      Khan is supposed to be a human, but with amplified abilities. Not phaser resistant.

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 Рік тому

      @@exponents2046 something doesn't have to be "infused" with another creatures genes to evolve. It could have had mutations. I don't know much about Star Trek but there's no reason I can see where he couldn't have just had this trait

  • @SweetApplePie14
    @SweetApplePie14 8 років тому +106

    I can't believe I only just noticed this but the guy who asks who Kahn is was Mickey from Doctor Who!!

    • @joellejackson3509
      @joellejackson3509 8 років тому +18

      I just noticed that the last time I watched it in TV. I half scared my family because in dead silence, I just yelled "It's Mickey the Idiot!!!!!!"

    • @MultiPureskill
      @MultiPureskill 8 років тому +2

      I was more thinking about Deathlock from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • @conan575
      @conan575 8 років тому +3

      And the fact that Kahn is Sherlock

    • @joellejackson3509
      @joellejackson3509 8 років тому +8

      Seeing Sherlock as Kahn was a big transition. Is was so hard to see him as anything but Sherlock. It will probably be hard with him as Dr. Strange next year too.

    • @enderlegasov
      @enderlegasov 8 років тому +3

      +Anis Najwa Mirza What if Benidict Cumberbatch played Docter Who?

  • @invertedgames7993
    @invertedgames7993 10 років тому +26

    at 6:47 Chekov says he can't beam them up from a transport because its moving. but in the first movie he somehow beamed Kirk and Spock up to the ship while they where falling from a drilling platform tens of thousands of meters above the planet.
    Ding

    • @davidbujna8480
      @davidbujna8480 10 років тому +8

      It wasnt Kirk and Spock, it was Sulu

    • @invertedgames7993
      @invertedgames7993 10 років тому

      ***** had a feeling I was wrong about one of those. haven't seen it in a while

    • @sprouseluvr111
      @sprouseluvr111 10 років тому +2

      its like chekov i thought you could do zat. apparently not

    • @milamckay7955
      @milamckay7955 10 років тому +2

      Scotty beamed them onto a moving ship in the first movie. Chekov couldn't because he didn't know transporter technology as well. It was dangerous enough when Scotty did it as was described in the first film pretty plainly.

    • @willbrack7069
      @willbrack7069 10 років тому

      Huh...... You guys don't understand, he can't beam them cause they are moveing and the black hole in the first movie made it easier to compensate gravitational pull now you understand unding

  • @cloud__zero
    @cloud__zero 8 років тому +9

    I was expecting a lens flare bonus round.

  • @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv
    @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv 6 років тому +6

    "One day I've been off this ship, one bloody day!"

  • @jyk000
    @jyk000 10 років тому +24

    They should really hire this guy to go over the script or screenplay for some of these movies. The amount of plot holes in this was way to much for JJ Abraham

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 10 років тому +32

    BTW, the guy at 0:32 is Micky/Ricky, Rose's boyfriend from Doctor Who.

    • @MatiPryjomko
      @MatiPryjomko 10 років тому +18

      He must have thought Benedict Cumberbatch was the Doctor. Ha!

    • @tianacourt8296
      @tianacourt8296 10 років тому +1

      OH! It is! I can't believe I didn't notice that!

    • @iRatman_
      @iRatman_ 9 років тому +5

      0:33 Also, The guy here (Khan) Is Sherlock in the TV show of the same name

    • @tianacourt8296
      @tianacourt8296 9 років тому

      Bob The Engifly
      OHMYFARORE,DIN,NAYRU IT IS!

    • @THE1970ROBOT
      @THE1970ROBOT 9 років тому

      Bob The Engifly no shit shrelock, see what i did there :)

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 6 років тому +4

    On the "Spock is an action hero scene": If you've watched the right episodes in the original series, you'd know that vulcans are actually _really_ strong. On top of that, I'd imagine he got the same security training as someone like Kirk, who's a career officer.
    Plus, what is the nerve pinch but a martial arts move?

  • @mrs_morgan.
    @mrs_morgan. 5 років тому +2

    The only reason I watch it is because Benedict is in it, AND they always have a conversation every minute like wtf?

  • @frozenbinarystudio
    @frozenbinarystudio 10 років тому +16

    Ironically, a commercial for Khan Academy played before viewing this.

  • @skykid
    @skykid 8 років тому +66

    Alice Eve is not giving me a lapdance in this scene.

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 8 років тому +2

      +skykid and neither is Zoe Saldana

    • @Wiffernubbin
      @Wiffernubbin 8 років тому

      +Lessien Séregon She's too busy having boyfriend problems.

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 8 років тому +2

      +skykid Well you did see her in her undies so that should be enough.

    • @michaelmartin8337
      @michaelmartin8337 8 років тому +2

      +skykid That's 10 sins there

  • @NanjiGaming
    @NanjiGaming 8 років тому

    The "My name is" mix at the end was the best. Well done!

  • @lemon_demolition5952
    @lemon_demolition5952 8 років тому +2

    The thing is, he was only pretending to be stunned the first time to get the jump on Scotty and Kirk

  • @danzinoraswitch3896
    @danzinoraswitch3896 10 років тому +18

    See, that's my problem with reboot!Khan. They tried to make him a family man. All he wants is to protect his family, save his crew, blah blah blah. I like the original Khan and his augments because their relationship was built on the knowledge that Khan was supreme. Joachim's dying words to Khan was 'yours is truly superior'. This way, Khan has their loyalty because he's the alpha dog, and it allows him to chase his ambitions. Instead of risking everything to 'save his crew, his "family"' he will drive the crew harder towards the goal, and if they die, he will AVENGE them. Again, Khan's an alpha pack leader, not some deep-voiced family man.

  • @juliassacre
    @juliassacre 10 років тому +18

    This vid missed out the ridiculous relationship between Spock and Uhura and the fact that the Klingons look nothing like Klingons!

  • @cop154
    @cop154 5 років тому

    OMG the song at the end had me burst out in laughter in the office that was the best end of the video joke you have so far XD

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 8 років тому +9

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the fact that Khan turned from a Pakistani Sikh to a white Brit, despite the split in the timeline happening AFTER the eugenics wars.

    • @seanhenry8030
      @seanhenry8030 8 років тому

      The character maybe, but Ricardo Montalban was a Spanish Mexican. I don't see why it's so important, as long as the character is played by a competent actor. Like Idris Elba playing Heimdall and Roland Deschain. Does it matter? The guy is a good actor.

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 8 років тому +1

      Sean Henry I'm not talking about the actor. Montelban was still playing a Pakistani, even if he himself was Mexican.
      Cumberbatch is playing a white Brit, complete with the accent and everything.
      Sure, putting makeup on him to make him look Pakistani would create quite an uproar, but maybe we shouldn't put white people in roles of other ethnicities then...

    • @seanhenry8030
      @seanhenry8030 8 років тому

      So petition Hollywood and crowd fund an "ethnically correct" Star Trek film. As to one ethnicity playing other ethnicities, it shouldn't matter either way. They're actors, it's their job to pretend to be someone else. If you don't like it, write a bad review on rotten tomatoes, boycott the movie, or refer to my first suggestion. If all else fails you can complain about it in the UA-cam comment section.

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 8 років тому +2

      Sean Henry Or, I can point out that they changed the characters ethnicity in the comment field of a video pointing out flaws in the film, on a channel devoted to pointing out flaws in films without having to write petitions and fight all of Hollywood....
      Context, man. Context is everything!

    • @benergi4220
      @benergi4220 8 років тому +1

      Why does it matter if he's white? It's a different story to the older star treks:/

  • @kikook222
    @kikook222 10 років тому +17

    6:48 Spock is the only one strong enough to fight Khan. Remember, his race is very strong.

    • @ShehbazAhmed5
      @ShehbazAhmed5 10 років тому +1

      ya Khan is 5 times stronger than humans while Vulcans are 3 times stronger

    • @kikook222
      @kikook222 10 років тому +5

      ShehbazAhmed5 That's not refuting my point, that's only giving more credit to it. Again, Spock is the only one strong enough to fight Khan. Khan being stronger doesn't refute that.

    • @TheDetailsMatter
      @TheDetailsMatter 10 років тому +1

      Bumbleness Supreme Brady In TOS, Kirk, who was 5 times weaker than Khan, still managed to beat him in hand-to-hand combat by pulling a control rod out of the warp reactor control panel and ringing Khan's chimes with it, and then using it to bludgeon the genetically-optimized villain into the floor. In the new timeline, any human could have done something similar. The fight isn't necessarily won by the stronger opponent, but by the opponent who best uses every advantage the situation offers.

    • @Quillric
      @Quillric 10 років тому

      +TheDetailsMatter you're forgetting the difference in arena. They were essentially roof hopping on a highway at 70mph. And Kirk would have no chance of catching up to Khan in the first place; On foot Khan was a great deal faster. Spock was the most physically capable person to contend with Khan on the ship.

  • @TheDetailsMatter
    @TheDetailsMatter 10 років тому +12

    I was watching the TOS episode, "The Tholian Web" just recently, and who should divulge the secret of new-timeline Khan's phaser-resistance (not to mention fist-of-Kirk resistance) but old-timeline Leonard "Bones" McCoy, MD. Obviously, Khan had recently pounded down his daily dose of Theragen-derivative prior to allowing himself to be captured on Klingworld.
    When Bones passes out his cure for the maddening effects of Tholian space to Spock and Scotty, he tells them "After a jolt of this, you could hit a man with phaser stun, and he wouldn't feel it, or even know it."
    Khan must have used his super-intellect to figure out how to use Theragen, a Klingon nerve gas, to render himself impervious to federation stun-weapons to keep himself occupied while waiting for his federation pursuers to catch up with him.
    (Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket....,).

  • @thebandit0256
    @thebandit0256 7 років тому +9

    Dr. Strange 0:36.

  • @e1123581321345589144
    @e1123581321345589144 5 років тому

    Love the ending man! That mix is a masterpiece :)))) You get 10 sins off for that one

  • @sillybella7
    @sillybella7 10 років тому +22

    The red ship is never explained because it's always the first to go down. ;P

    • @Tiaineo
      @Tiaineo 10 років тому

      So it's not just the troops, it's the ships too!
      You'd think they'd either make more, because what sort of force puts all their important people on one ship, or flat out ban that color all together because every color except red seems to live with no casualties whatsoever.
      Actually, why even color code it at all? I've never seen Star Trek, at least not the original series; is it their specialization or something?

    • @sillybella7
      @sillybella7 10 років тому +2

      It is to indicate specialization. The red-shirted crew are generally security...hence why they die so much. ;)

    • @Tiaineo
      @Tiaineo 10 років тому

      Ahh...
      Well, that makes sense, given context, but you'd think then there'd be more red floating around in the entire force.

    • @tommytoggle8709
      @tommytoggle8709 10 років тому +1

      The uniforms were color coded on the original series because network television went full color in Fall 1966, when Star Trek debuted. In fact, they were red, green & blue (RGB) uniforms. The green unis didn't transfer well to film (or TV) & always appeared to be gold.

    • @sillybella7
      @sillybella7 10 років тому

      tommy toggle I actually knew this. Pretty interesting stuff. That's why in the original series, there are a few episodes where Pike's shirt is actually green (they attempted to switch fabrics while using the same color, but it read differently under the lights and didn't come out gold). They did use color to indicate specialization as well, though. :)

  • @R.DeMora
    @R.DeMora 10 років тому +16

    I loved this movie but these flaws are well caught on in this video xD
    Oh but, Kirk did not have a medical problem, he was distressed by Pike's death and that's why the doc wanted to check him out. Aside from that every other detailed mentioned here is spot on. Keep it up.

    • @silencian4789
      @silencian4789 10 років тому

      that would be a medical mental problem.

  • @7Write4This9Heart7
    @7Write4This9Heart7 8 років тому

    How did I miss this?! Awesome, as always! Hahaha!

  • @Nettingyournetworth
    @Nettingyournetworth 8 років тому +9

    I loved star trek beyond the cinematography was beautiful. But something about j.j. abrams and his swooping shots, and circular motions that just get me in the movie. I love the way he color grades everything with light blue and adds lens flares with quick cuts in the fight scenes and a shakey cam. The chase scenes as well when he does that far away shot then quickly zooms in. Story wise this one was the strongest of the trilogy in terms of story. Like I said I still REALLY loved star trek beyond

  • @rebeccabirch6130
    @rebeccabirch6130 10 років тому +15

    Okay okay, I hate to nit-pick. But the one about Khan's resistance to being stunned... The first time he was stunned, on the Vengeance, he wasn't actually unconscious. He faked it, and then popped right back up to break Carol's leg and kill Pike and all of that other sh*t. So needing like, six or seven shots to stun him isn't that big of a shocker- We already saw earlier that just one wouldn't do it.

    • @BluPandaYT
      @BluPandaYT 10 років тому

      ALSO... even if the Phaser did stun Khan, there is a reason why khan is a "super-human"... his body probably became "immune" to the phaser... if that's at all possible... i'm sure it is.

  • @HarrisonRocks
    @HarrisonRocks 10 років тому +12

    To be fair, I'll forgive this film entirely if it's all ultimately build up to Khan being in the next Star Trek but has spent years being driven insane by having his and his crew's blood endlessly harvested for it's super healing properties and he's a straight up super smart psycho. That'd be pretty cool.

  • @gearandalthefirst7027
    @gearandalthefirst7027 8 років тому +5

    Eminem outtake for the grammy's, oscars, and golden globes.

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking 7 років тому +7

    We're told the klingons are launching incursions into our space but all we actually see in the movie is our guys launching an incursion into their home world. That makes us look like the belligerent dicks.
    Also, Klingon makeup that looks like that.

  • @johnbgood52
    @johnbgood52 10 років тому +14

    The biggest sin is that Abrams took over 40 years of Trek canon and tossed it in the dumpster.

    • @phuerbin
      @phuerbin 10 років тому +9

      ***** no the best thing that could happen to star trek is gene roddenberry rising from the dead

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 10 років тому

      And not replacing it with anything worthwhile...

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 10 років тому

      I don't think he "tossed it in the dumpster"(in fact the 2009 movie is one of the best Trek movies I've seen), but I've always thought that somebody should finally do Star Trek in the 25th century.
      Someone creative could easily pull it off. I know TNG was so popular, but they stayed WAY too long in Picard's time.

  • @GhostWoW90
    @GhostWoW90 10 років тому +16

    Dammit CinemaSins, McCoy's a doctor, not an escape plan maker!

    • @angelbob6412
      @angelbob6412 10 років тому

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I found that very funny as you can see :) hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

  • @shadowcelltheory-band-4925
    @shadowcelltheory-band-4925 6 років тому +11

    I know I'll get shit for saying this but this is easily my favorite star trek movie....

  • @einstien311
    @einstien311 5 років тому +2

    I think they missed the one where Bones assumes that Khan's blood will revive Kirk, when they could have just as easily used the blood of the man they pulled out of the cryo-tube.

  • @Nettacki
    @Nettacki 10 років тому +25

    You forgot another sin: Khan shouldn't even be white in this continuity. The timelines of both the original series and this new reboot diverge after Khan's birth, so he should still be a dark-skinned looking guy here.

    • @allanmason121
      @allanmason121 10 років тому +8

      Obviously Romulans from the future came back in time and changed Khan from a Sikh played by a Spanish guy into an Englishman. It's basically the same reason that warp travel is completely different than it used to be and transporters can beam people half way across the quadrant.

    • @Nettacki
      @Nettacki 10 років тому +9

      Allan Mason
      That certainly makes more sense than what the movie gave us.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 10 років тому +3

      Script writer Roberto Orci said that it is possible that they would change his appearance as well as his name so that nobody who has Khan's image on record would recognize him. I'm actually willing to accept that.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 10 років тому +3

      Nettacki Not really. We have to remember that everything prior to the Romulans going back in time happened exactly as it did originally, so Khan and the Botany Bay crew were exactly as they were before then. I'd still think Roberto Orci's explanation that I mentioned in my comment is what most likely happened. After all, Starfleet does have an image of Khan in their database, so I'm sure Admiral Marcus had his face surgically altered so that historians wouldn't recognize him.

    • @Nettacki
      @Nettacki 10 років тому +6

      Arthus850
      If that explanation is true, you'd think they'd have the decency to bring it up during the movie itself, rather than have it be explained off screen in some interview somewhere. Lord knows the movie's long enough that shoving in that explanation wouldn't extend it that much, and it would clear up a lot more confusion and stifle the claims of casual racism from Hollywood somewhat.
      Actually, maybe not, for the fact they made Khan a white guy at all, no matter the explanation for it, in a world where minorities are underrepresented in blockbuster movies at large (especially since Khan was originally dark-skinned) is kinda silly. But that's another topic for another day.

  • @RoninDave
    @RoninDave 10 років тому +34

    the main sin which caused so many other sins in this film is Khan period. Shoehorning in Khan for name recognition derailed what could have been a much better film that didn't end with a punch-up on a flying surfboard. Harrison should have been a double-agent terrorist being used by Marcus to jump-start his war. Marcus should have been the main bad guy with the film ending shortly after his death/downfall.
    Think about it - if you didn't know anything about the old series and Wrath, nothing about this Khan character makes you think much about him. He's a super-guy terrorist who wants to be with his super buddies. Why is this guy the main villain and not Marcus? Because of mouth-breathing morons who say "oooo!!! It's Khan! They're in trouble now!" even though he was really less of a threat than Marcus and his secret organization that wanted to plunge the galaxy into war and change Star Fleet from exploration to military might.
    The other thing wrong with the film is that they use too many plot contrivances to move the story along. A film can get away with a few but there are too damn many in this film - Khan attacking HQ then conveniently going to Kronos which allows Marcus the chance to start his war, Marcus conveniently putting all the torpedo people on the Enterprise expecting them to fire all 72 of them which is the only reason Khan surrendered to people he had no idea were from Star Fleet, Scotty resigning over the torpedos which conveniently allows him the freedom to sneak into the secret base and onto the Vengeance conveniently disabling it before it could destroy the Enterprise, Marcus' daughter being conveniently on board to delay Marcus from destroying the ship which didn't matter since he beamed her over anyway and Scotty disabled the ship, the Vengeance surviving the internal explosion of 72 photon torpedos then Khan surviving a starship crash which he was aiming at Star Fleet to wipe it out which led to a pointless chase and punch-up scene.

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 10 років тому

      Khan may be a villain, but he's not the "main" villain from the moment his torpedoes are opened until Marcus dies. Nobody on board the Enterprise actually considers him a "main villain" in that time period, or even afterwards - he's just a dangerous man to be defeated.
      (except maybe the whole "he killed Kirk so let Spock go get him personally" thing)
      As for all the amazing coincidences and contrivances, that's also a trademark of Star Trek and... well, nearly every single show I can think of. In fact, Khan surviving a blow that would've killed any other living creature isn't new either. I'm making a comment on that subject right now.

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 10 років тому +2

      ScientistCat but Khan is treated as such by having the movie end with his defeat. Marcus shows up and reveals himself to be a bad guy but is killed about 15-20 minutes later then it's back to Khan being the bad guy. The focus of the film should not have been on him but on Marcus and the apparent cover-up to militarize Star Fleet and start a war with the Klingons

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 10 років тому

      Ronin Dave So are you suggsting the movie would've been better off ending with Marcus' death, or...?
      Anyway, I don't think the arrest of a few Starfleet officials would've made a good story addition. An inspiring speech, and the promise of 5 years of exploration; what more could you need from Star Trek?
      Ah, maybe the fate of the secret shipyard-base-thing where the Vengeance was constructed. They might've mentioned that and briefly shown the facility being dismantled/converted.

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 10 років тому +2

      ScientistCat if it ended with Marcus' death in a movie where Khan didn't exist, Marcus would have been the main focus of the film rather than a side villain.
      The film makers screwed up making Khan the principle villain when they should have focused more on the interesting debate of Star Fleet being a militaristic or exploratory organization.

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 10 років тому +1

      Ronin Dave Where's the story in that?
      The point of a movie is not clearly defined, absolute villains and absolute good guys. It's to tell a story and show character depth, especially in Star Trek. They achieved that by having two apparent main villains, both of whom had good reasons for thinking they were, in fact, just anti-heroes.
      The debate, is in the viewer's head. And it's also in Starfleet. There will always be officers, cadets, and even civilians with opposing views on the matter.
      A movie shouldn't dwell on this issue, because with all the divergences in opinion among people (real and fictional), it will never be solved.

  • @kimba4962
    @kimba4962 8 років тому +33

    And somehow this gets less sins than the "Wrath of Khan".

    • @nibblerseven
      @nibblerseven 6 років тому

      The sin counter isn't supposed to be an actual rating system for movies. Arguably, they might notice more sins in a movie they like from watching it more or generally being more familiar with the plot. Also, a movie length would determine how much content there is to pour over, and there isn't a "sins per runtime minute" figure. Overall, the counter isn't supposed to be comparative.

    • @DJHalfbarr
      @DJHalfbarr 5 років тому +4

      @Cyberdemon Mike when you grow up you will realise the folly of this statement - after the transcendent Kobayashi Maru scene, 'Wrath' opens with a quote from A Tale of Two Cities, has a more than a nod toward The Tempest and other works by Shakespeare, and is one of the finest stories of naval comradery ever told - 'Into Darkness' is vapid bubble-gum nonsense for children of the post Buffy the Vampire Slayer world.

    • @jiminverness
      @jiminverness 5 років тому

      There must be some bias or something. Wrath of Khan looked like it got a lot of bogus sins.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 років тому +1

      @Cyberdemon Mike, Hahahahaha!!!! Wait... you were serious?!

    • @lightbulbsun
      @lightbulbsun 5 років тому +1

      These new films are just generic sci-fi action movies featuring characters that only vaguely resemble the ST characters people wish to see (in terms of their actual personalities). This particular one had the added disappointment of recreating whole scenes from the older (better) movie and managing to somehow remove all pathos and excitement from those scenes.

  • @tinyj4520
    @tinyj4520 8 років тому +5

    Kirk's mystery illness was prolly cured by super magic blood donation.

    • @michaelmartin8337
      @michaelmartin8337 8 років тому +1

      +Tiny J A super magical Khan AND Tribble blood concoction

  • @swibb5790
    @swibb5790 9 років тому +13

    0:31 : Dude, that's Sherlock Holmes!

  • @shanelong3733
    @shanelong3733 10 років тому +10

    *That remix at the end.*
    subscribed

  • @stanmcserr8576
    @stanmcserr8576 8 років тому +2

    Actually, I can see it harder to beam Spock up then to beam someone down. It's not the moving ship, but the fact that the two are shifting around. It would be like trying to place something on a moving object apposed to picking it up.

  • @robertlee1497
    @robertlee1497 10 місяців тому +2

    Your Eminem gag fizzeled...into darkness.

  • @CoreGfxProductions
    @CoreGfxProductions 10 років тому +97

    Should be a sin for every non needed lens flare.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 10 років тому +21

      The dinger would have broke, or it would take an hour to ding them all.

    • @LoreChaplain
      @LoreChaplain 10 років тому +1

      Galen Marek would have been like counting the sins in the Twilight movies

    • @Musicrafter12
      @Musicrafter12 10 років тому +1

      Abrams basically felt obligated to overdo it again, since he overdid it in Star Trek 11 and wanted to make the sequel consistent.

    • @MBKill3rCat
      @MBKill3rCat 10 років тому

      Musicrafter Abrams should have never been allowed near Star Trek. Although I guess he gave all the serious Trekkie fans something to sneer and jeer at.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 10 років тому +1

      MBKill3rCat Both the reboots were bad. We all had to shut down our brains to enjoy them

  • @cansnake
    @cansnake 10 років тому +8

    You missed one: scene where pike talks to kirk about losing his ship looks almost exactly like the scene in mass effect 3 where shepherd is in his room talking to that guy about how he lost his ship. Seriously, the rooms look almost exactly the same in some shots, how did you miss this?

    • @hiimchrisj
      @hiimchrisj 10 років тому +1

      Maybe because he doesn't want to assume that everyone in the world has played Mass Effect 3 the joke's gotta make a hit and that'd be flying over most peoples heads.

    • @cansnake
      @cansnake 10 років тому

      ah, but mass effect 3 has become very widely known over the internet and a certain tyrannicon made a big emphasise on this scene

  • @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE
    @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 6 років тому +1

    honestly, found this really funny and amazed at the loop holes

  • @robertscott501
    @robertscott501 3 роки тому

    "42", as a numeral often used in movies, is a nod to Douglas Adams - Life, the Universe, and Everything. I remember reading somewhere that someone crunched all numbers spoken in movie scripts, and 42 was the most common.