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  • @LitDragonLive
    @LitDragonLive 5 місяців тому +83063

    Lol "if him dead, him dead" 💀 ☠️

    • @adamsheriff2468
      @adamsheriff2468 5 місяців тому +167

      Just wait till you see “😮it’s almost like we watched the SAME vid” 🤦🏾‍♂️Can’t be the only one that finds that annoying.

    • @Couldn9ne
      @Couldn9ne 5 місяців тому +449

      @@adamsheriff2468you clearly hate your life. You are the only one who gets triggered over nothing. Find love

    • @Void0420
      @Void0420 5 місяців тому +78

      @@adamsheriff2468yo you ok??

    • @adamsheriff2468
      @adamsheriff2468 5 місяців тому +76

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Couldn9ne What type of logic is that? 💀So all people who find an overplayed joke “annoying” hate their life…. ok got it. You’re very smart. Not gonna argue that logic.

    • @ahmadkonneh4011
      @ahmadkonneh4011 5 місяців тому +62

      @@Couldn9necome on now, he is kinda right, you can’t say someone hates their life for finding a overused joke annoying 😂😂

  • @idontcare9885
    @idontcare9885 4 місяці тому +35905

    Russian " if he dies, he dies "
    Jamaican " If him dead, him dead "
    😂😂😂

    • @chiinechi9472
      @chiinechi9472 4 місяці тому +744

      Nigerian: "If he has died, he has died o!" 😂😂😂

    • @ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767
      @ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767 4 місяці тому +287

      ​@@chiinechi9472
      No na 😀....
      Nigerian pidgin English:
      ✓ If him done die, him done die.
      ✓ Who don die, done die
      ✓ Who don kpai, na kpai be dat

    • @chiinechi9472
      @chiinechi9472 4 місяці тому

      I'm talking of Nigerian English... not pidgin.
      In pidgin "IF E DON DIE, E DON DIE"​ @@ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767

    • @chiinechi9472
      @chiinechi9472 4 місяці тому +47

      ​@@ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767aunty you see, you sabi wetin I dey yan.

    • @ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767
      @ayebatarijuliapaxagiri2767 4 місяці тому +31

      @@chiinechi9472
      Yes na.
      As a Naija person, I sabi wetin u dey yarn wella.

  • @thecooljohn100
    @thecooljohn100 3 місяці тому +15480

    "What about a woman?"
    "Only mouth to mouth, no CPR." 😂

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 2 місяці тому

      As a jamaican, she's getting the CPR. Hol' a titty real quick but she's getting it.

    • @leonfa259
      @leonfa259 2 місяці тому +217

      CPR can also be sexy

    • @FrankieJeal
      @FrankieJeal 2 місяці тому +130

      Both together at the same time..

    • @Blackhole-TON618
      @Blackhole-TON618 2 місяці тому +210

      ​@@leonfa259intentionally breaking someone's ribs is sexy?..

    • @leonfa259
      @leonfa259 2 місяці тому

      @@Blackhole-TON618 Yes, if it helps to save her life. You should really do a first aid course.

  • @wodmeni
    @wodmeni 3 місяці тому +590

    "You have sense" 😂😂😂

  • @Farts4Hearts
    @Farts4Hearts 5 місяців тому +21416

    Moral of the story...dont drown in Jamaica

    • @vibinwpsilocybin1424
      @vibinwpsilocybin1424 4 місяці тому +263

      best know how to swim 😂😂

    • @Daniean
      @Daniean 4 місяці тому +407

      As a man, woman getting all the aid

    • @kogiman
      @kogiman 4 місяці тому +56

      ...as a him.😅

    • @ChipSide
      @ChipSide 4 місяці тому +7

      That is it

    • @penelopepitstop7748
      @penelopepitstop7748 4 місяці тому +70

      Tourists ALWAYS ignore advice where and where not to swim in Jamaica - it’s like they feel they know best because they come from the West. In Jamaica they say, ‘Who don’t hear - feel…’

  • @kiran9s
    @kiran9s 5 місяців тому +14637

    The reaction/laughter of lifeguards after getting the answer to their question was natural, and priceless.

    • @gotanymetapodsx
      @gotanymetapodsx 5 місяців тому +92

      Homophobia is hilarious

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 5 місяців тому +191

      ​@gotanymetapodsx nobody is scared

    • @colemerchant8926
      @colemerchant8926 5 місяців тому +167

      ​@@gotanymetapodsx Always one of these

    • @Bitchtheman
      @Bitchtheman 5 місяців тому +77

      @@gotanymetapodsxhomophobia is hilarious, ask dave chapelle.

    • @culchiefilms1791
      @culchiefilms1791 5 місяців тому +168

      ​@@gotanymetapodsx A man not wanting to put his lips on another man's lips and homophobia are two completely different things little buddy

  • @o0hb0y
    @o0hb0y 7 днів тому +334

    “If he dead, he dead..”
    - A Jamaican lifeguard
    😂

    • @veritaseru
      @veritaseru День тому +1

      ??

    • @DB-zo5fj
      @DB-zo5fj 11 годин тому

      @@veritaseruwhat’s hard to understand💀play the video back and read the subtitles then read the comment with your slow self.

    • @veritaseru
      @veritaseru 10 годин тому

      Ironic. I'd give that exact advice to you.
      The quote was:
      "If him dead, him dead"

  • @denzellthomason3646
    @denzellthomason3646 14 днів тому +184

    "would you give him mouth to mouth?"
    "Nah man"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

  • @BartekBucher
    @BartekBucher 5 місяців тому +13511

    They some bad lifeguards lmao 😂😂😂 ima die drowning hearing “No, no no!”

    • @user-yl3hg6ne1j
      @user-yl3hg6ne1j 5 місяців тому +168

      Killy no deh pon that

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 5 місяців тому +58

      This man, @BartekBucher really took 1 CPR class 20 years ago and said “yep. That’s it. I’m fully equipped to save anyone’s life, anytime, anywhere. Just gotta kiss and blow. A normal Thursday.”

    • @boukhasaleh2598
      @boukhasaleh2598 5 місяців тому +52

      And "if him dead him dead"

    • @hypez9460
      @hypez9460 5 місяців тому +138

      Actually theyre not, they teach not to administer Mouth to Mouth now. Its a forgotten technique that doesnt really provide much value. Chest compressions ate the rate of 2 per second is the most efficient and practised way to bring someone back around after drowning.

    • @psyche1182
      @psyche1182 5 місяців тому

      @@hypez9460eh, I’m sure they wouldn’t hv done it even if it was the most optimal solution for saving the guy so they still bad lifeguards

  • @jacintocortes7923
    @jacintocortes7923 4 місяці тому +6029

    “If him want dead, him dead” 😂 that part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EM.6979
      @EM.6979 4 місяці тому +42

      Same 😂 like "he chose to drown, I won't stop it"

    • @thenovicewildcamper9192
      @thenovicewildcamper9192 4 місяці тому +2

      You dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @YaBoiAlex
      @YaBoiAlex 4 місяці тому +2

      Bruh even the fact you said it killed u💀

    • @anonymous3174
      @anonymous3174 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@YaBoiAlex lol

    • @Emma-Maze
      @Emma-Maze 4 місяці тому

      Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are extremely high. Consentual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.

  • @teechahal2077
    @teechahal2077 3 місяці тому +126

    Imagine going in for a swim and hearing your lifeguard say “If him he dead” 💀

  • @mccnbinnie9840
    @mccnbinnie9840 21 день тому +26

    "If him dead, him dead" dem ppl ya nuh easy😂

  • @paffykat9531
    @paffykat9531 5 місяців тому +4196

    "You have sense" lmao

    • @thoughtfox12
      @thoughtfox12 5 місяців тому +19

      that's interestingly exactly how you say it in italian and spanish (probably french too idk)

    • @doudadi8282
      @doudadi8282 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@thoughtfox12 We only use it with "it", like "ça a du sens" (literally "it has sens")

    • @TayT300
      @TayT300 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@thoughtfox12 It's how I hear it in English too

    • @blamethevar
      @blamethevar 5 місяців тому +3

      @@doudadi8282Nope. We use it in: T’as raison.. as well and tienes razon in Spanish

    • @mysticflow467
      @mysticflow467 4 місяці тому +5

      @@thoughtfox12 the original commenter probably finds it funny that not giving lip to lip to save someones life is the "sensible" choice
      its not a grammar comment thing. at least that's what I think

  • @diogo1966
    @diogo1966 4 місяці тому +14175

    I could listen this dialect for days 😂😂

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 4 місяці тому +214

      Or you could move there and listen to it for the rest of your life, maybe after a few years you’ll start talking like that

    • @jeremiahurban2457
      @jeremiahurban2457 3 місяці тому +146

      As long as they had subtitles

    • @Paddyy2012
      @Paddyy2012 3 місяці тому +8

      Facts 😂

    • @mctrjalloh6082
      @mctrjalloh6082 3 місяці тому +17

      Yes it sounds musical

    • @Vern01
      @Vern01 3 місяці тому +5

      you should watch the new bob marley movie

  • @ariapatrick7059
    @ariapatrick7059 5 днів тому +11

    😂😂 Vacation prep 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
    1. Learn to swim.
    2. Learn to not drown.
    3. Prepare to not dead.

  • @matapichones
    @matapichones 3 дні тому +12

    the timing on that, "nah, man," when he asked him if he'd do it was on point. 😂😂😂

  • @thog4809
    @thog4809 5 місяців тому +3199

    “Remember you know them say, at least you try” 😭😭

    • @bobbytropo2314
      @bobbytropo2314 5 місяців тому +87

      “You try but… you didn’t… do everything” 😂😂😂

    • @ratedgpodcast
      @ratedgpodcast 4 місяці тому +18

      A for Effort

    • @MrFellaone
      @MrFellaone 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @stinedange9152
      @stinedange9152 4 місяці тому +10

      Jamaican attitude summed up: “Yuh nah haffi do everything… a lease we assist “

  • @MwanaZion
    @MwanaZion 4 місяці тому +3127

    The “you have sense” in the end got me cracking 🤣🤣

    • @fritztopher
      @fritztopher 4 місяці тому

      Lol no homo

    • @utkarshkaniyar6210
      @utkarshkaniyar6210 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @Youngcixa
      @Youngcixa 4 місяці тому +1

      Me too…. Good man!

    • @Emma-Maze
      @Emma-Maze 4 місяці тому

      Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are insanely high and the police turns a blind eye, as a consequence most queer people in Jamaica stay in the closet their entire lives, are fortunate enough to be able to leave or commit suicide. Consensual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.

    • @thomasj7506
      @thomasj7506 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vusintshangase3349
    @vusintshangase3349 7 днів тому +15

    When you learn a language, this is how you must speak it😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 5 днів тому +2

      But he's actually Jamaican

  • @liefkeenhart5993
    @liefkeenhart5993 7 днів тому +6

    Listening ppl speak Jamaican English is so peaceful I believe there will be no more war or any violence happen in this world.

  • @OZZY9669
    @OZZY9669 5 місяців тому +5400

    dude keep the jamaican videos going i beg you

    • @Lt.Mingus69
      @Lt.Mingus69 5 місяців тому +52

      These are golden

    • @gustavofrings8345
      @gustavofrings8345 5 місяців тому +15

      ❤100% the best! Can’t get enough 😂❤

    • @whannabi
      @whannabi 5 місяців тому +9

      He's probably on holidays for Christmas or something

    • @m4r_art
      @m4r_art 5 місяців тому +3

      yah mang! 😂

    • @jordanharrison1059
      @jordanharrison1059 4 місяці тому +6

      They’re the fooooking best 😂

  • @LwandileDL
    @LwandileDL 5 місяців тому +1770

    I love the Jamaican interactions more than anything 😂

    • @Anyone-AGTR15
      @Anyone-AGTR15 5 місяців тому +23

      They are by far his best content no competition

    • @smerkz1378
      @smerkz1378 5 місяців тому +14

      Its the best literally the Jamaican ones

    • @Seshy20
      @Seshy20 4 місяці тому +1

      True

    • @yaaadilaw
      @yaaadilaw 4 місяці тому

      Don't drown anywhere !

    • @gymproja
      @gymproja 4 місяці тому +2

      All a dem a Jamaican

  • @x4tfxChallenger
    @x4tfxChallenger 3 місяці тому +16

    Every person he goes up to is chill af💪🏽

  • @hazel796
    @hazel796 8 днів тому +1

    I remember I was in a CPR training course. The instructor asked us in which circumstances would we give mouth to mouth? One male student said, "if it's with a beautiful woman!"
    The whole class roared with laughter and the instructor didn't know what to say. He looked like he wanted to laugh too, but was trying to stay professional. 😂

  • @lachyaplin5198
    @lachyaplin5198 4 місяці тому +4103

    Jamaican accents are legit my favourite bro. Everything they say got pizzaz Fr

    • @anthonyv6962
      @anthonyv6962 3 місяці тому +42

      What you're listening to here is a language not an accent.

    • @nilli111
      @nilli111 3 місяці тому +34

      I'd wager patois is a language. People try to say AAVE is a language, I think it's a dialect. But patois is a language born from English much like English descends from German long ago (and many other things, yes). Similarities are there, patois being a more modernly understandable language from english

    • @zander2541
      @zander2541 3 місяці тому +14

      @@anthonyv6962don’t correct people if your gonna be wrong, that’s not a language it’s a dialect, like how uk english is not a different language

    • @dashdashdash_
      @dashdashdash_ 3 місяці тому +5

      @@zander2541 "Patois is speech or language that is considered nonstandard, although the term is not formally defined in linguistics"

    • @QwibzOSRS
      @QwibzOSRS 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s so funny that ignorant poor people think they have a valid opinion.

  • @CeeWill23Vlogs
    @CeeWill23Vlogs 5 місяців тому +822

    "No we don't have to do everything"😂💀

    • @lifestyleswitneffy
      @lifestyleswitneffy 4 місяці тому +9

      Guess that's Jesus job o

    • @jessegrove5456
      @jessegrove5456 4 місяці тому +9

      I’m an EMT. We don’t give mouth to mouth because the dangers of catching a disease is not worth the minuscule benefit of breaths. CPR is leagues more important than breath.

  • @mzbre731
    @mzbre731 3 дні тому +6

    I love how they sound....that's what I loved about Jamaica...different races...talk the sane...like london

  • @KEVINYTZ-kh6kx
    @KEVINYTZ-kh6kx 7 днів тому +4

    As a Jamaican this is so true

  • @Cheestos_445
    @Cheestos_445 4 місяці тому +556

    “Noo we don’t have to do everything” took me out😂😂

  • @OfficialJStarr
    @OfficialJStarr 4 місяці тому +584

    This is mad. Actual life guards daid. "if him ded, ah suh it go "😂😂😂😂😂

  • @natepeace1737
    @natepeace1737 3 місяці тому +8

    Do more of the Jamaican videos. It’s your best stuff and hilarious!

  • @lemonade4369
    @lemonade4369 4 дні тому +1

    Literally sound like my friend in Jamaica at the end lmao. Same sense of humor 😂

  • @SpartanVirus
    @SpartanVirus 4 місяці тому +753

    "If him dead, a so it go" The one liners in this one. Instant classic.

  • @moethegreat.8196
    @moethegreat.8196 5 місяців тому +736

    This dude delivers every time 😂😂😂

    • @karlispec5
      @karlispec5 4 місяці тому +1

      you like watching other men deliver.sad.

    • @khalicomusic5191
      @khalicomusic5191 4 місяці тому

      😂😂bredd ​@@karlispec5

    • @con3728
      @con3728 4 місяці тому +1

      @@karlispec5brother what?

    • @mead005
      @mead005 4 місяці тому

      Karlispec5 and con3728 are both Jamaicans.

  • @squid2764
    @squid2764 8 днів тому +2

    Jamaican lifeguards are literally some of the funniest human beings about they be catching people misbehaving in the pool without even looking

  • @letlhogonolothebe334
    @letlhogonolothebe334 5 днів тому +1

    "YOU HAVE SENSE"😂😂😂😂😂man thats something else

  • @ariplatt8192
    @ariplatt8192 5 місяців тому +819

    These Jamaican are just so chill and fun. What a great culture

    • @Aethul-wd9ke
      @Aethul-wd9ke 5 місяців тому +220

      Just don't drown in front of one

    • @zionjt
      @zionjt 5 місяців тому

      So chill and fun, and homophobic they are afraid to give a man cpr to save his life

    • @samyheadshot
      @samyheadshot 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Aethul-wd9ke and dont be homosexual

    • @mann8283
      @mann8283 5 місяців тому +51

      Very great culture, have you seen the videos? Literal hell, bullets flying everywhere

    • @CactusBoi420
      @CactusBoi420 5 місяців тому +58

      ​@@Aethul-wd9keif me dead, me dead 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @biolasamuell3617
    @biolasamuell3617 5 місяців тому +342

    "yo lifeguard wah gwaan" like they some GTA characters😂

    • @jamrock9925
      @jamrock9925 5 місяців тому +7

      It's "wah gwaan or guan"

    • @jbizzy508
      @jbizzy508 4 місяці тому +4

      We don't call people by their name we call them by their occupation

    • @gettinoveritgettinoverit1062
      @gettinoveritgettinoverit1062 4 місяці тому +1

      @biolasamuell3617/// 🤔 GTA = Greater Toronto 🇨🇦 🍁 Area

    • @jamesbest9806
      @jamesbest9806 4 місяці тому +1

      You making me want a GTA set in Jamaica now and this guy is the voice actor

  • @evaparke5093
    @evaparke5093 2 місяці тому +1

    Noooo Sah….a yah so nice.😅😅😅😅❤️👍

  • @romonasinclair2070
    @romonasinclair2070 2 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂😂 just love my people 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @tenretnitnuocca7143
    @tenretnitnuocca7143 4 місяці тому +587

    Lifeguards said we love our job and give it our best but we straighter than a ruler 😂

    • @officerfoxtrot3633
      @officerfoxtrot3633 4 місяці тому +4

      Have you ever seen a square? Lol. Those have measurements and may be considered a ruler… 😉😏

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 4 місяці тому +3

      @@officerfoxtrot3633a square is just a confused circle

    • @officerfoxtrot3633
      @officerfoxtrot3633 4 місяці тому

      @@nexiuz2233 or is it just a trapezoid with ocd?

    • @vixivasmr
      @vixivasmr 4 місяці тому

      ​@@nexiuz2233 They're not talking about anything actual square shape. They're talking about the tool

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 4 місяці тому

      @@vixivasmr oh

  • @crashzone6600
    @crashzone6600 4 місяці тому +1549

    In new CPR guidelines, mouth to mouth is not required as chest compressions are more important than the time it takes to administer that breath. It is still recommended that mouth to mouth happens if there are two people doing CPR, but they specifically sell a mask for this reason, because one downsides of the process is people have a habit of throwing up while being saved. Besides that, there is also the need to avoid diseases.
    Another downside is that ribs have a habit of breaking during CPR due to the amount of force that is used to keep your heart going. If you're lucky, you'll just get away with bruises.

    • @natdizzle4259
      @natdizzle4259 4 місяці тому +24

      It changes every couple of years every time they change it they add more chest compressions less mouth to mouth what they've started to realize it's more important keeping the blood circulating then trying to blow fresh air in

    • @draxxthemsclounts2478
      @draxxthemsclounts2478 4 місяці тому +12

      I'm trying my best to find the correct answer. Seems mouth to mouth is still used in drowning resuscitation but I'm not sure. All I know is if a pulse is gone, as doctor Mike says, "chest compressions chest compressions, chest compressions"

    • @michaelsutherland9337
      @michaelsutherland9337 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@anthonyc19this is the only actual right answer for and MTM and CPR together is purely for drowning cases. MTM is hardly necessary for any other time.

    • @tonymiller8244
      @tonymiller8244 4 місяці тому +30

      This actually isn't totally true just a misunderstanding of the new guidelines.
      If pulse but not breathing- give breaths.
      If no pulse and cpr certified- 30 compressions to two breaths.
      If you're a bystander and don't know what you're doing- push hard and push fast on the chest. Don't stop.
      That's the misconception. Research showed people that didn't know what they were doing were not supplying adequate pressure to expand the lungs and some amount of o2 was still present in the blood. Therefore they changed the guidelines to say, "if you don't know what you're doing or unwilling to give breaths do compressions."
      Also- the ribs don't usually break although they can. Instead, more often than not, the ribs detach from the sternum. Cpr is a traumatic experience not to be taken lightly but the alternative is you're dead so...

    • @alexnope2223
      @alexnope2223 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah but that's not why they don't do it

  • @ChoppaG15
    @ChoppaG15 3 місяці тому +2

    “You have sense.” 😂 Jamaicans are the best.

  • @kangparkirgoib
    @kangparkirgoib 3 дні тому +1

    So what would you do? You give him mouth to mouth?
    Nah man...!!
    He trapped by his own question...😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MRWAXMAN
    @MRWAXMAN 4 місяці тому +1189

    Bro i still cant get over how good he is with the Jamaican accent😂💀

    • @jareddavis4483
      @jareddavis4483 4 місяці тому +653

      I’m pretty sure he’s actually Jamaican

    • @ludy41
      @ludy41 4 місяці тому +446

      He is Jamaican.

    • @ludy41
      @ludy41 4 місяці тому +33

      Y​es he is

    • @milkncookie
      @milkncookie 4 місяці тому +168

      His English is the accent. 😂

    • @talishagayle1608
      @talishagayle1608 4 місяці тому +52

      He's Jamaican

  • @DududududuSALIBA
    @DududududuSALIBA 5 місяців тому +684

    This is and im not kidding highest form of comedy. The way he knows the answer before the question because he knows the culture. I am stunned at the genius of the bit.

    • @donmafia1823
      @donmafia1823 5 місяців тому +47

      Calm down

    • @ExoticallyCrafted
      @ExoticallyCrafted 5 місяців тому +75

      @@donmafia1823found the batty boy

    • @maxshuty
      @maxshuty 5 місяців тому +21

      He’s actually Jamaican, you can see his interview on Camp Gagnon

    • @SwampWook
      @SwampWook 5 місяців тому +29

      “Highest form of comedy” it’s funny but damn idk about that

    • @insanityfreedom2953
      @insanityfreedom2953 5 місяців тому +13

      That dude was right you know, you need to calm the fck down

  •  Місяць тому +1

    Jamaican lifeguards are a whole vibe!

  • @hayley6634
    @hayley6634 3 місяці тому +3

    Love this guy 😂😂 always make me laugh BRILLIANT

  • @Wetheangelss
    @Wetheangelss 5 місяців тому +147

    First man: “if him dead, him dead”
    Second man: “you have sense”
    Me: WHAT!!! 💀

    • @AdidTurreno
      @AdidTurreno 5 місяців тому +11

      It's wild! They would let someone die before doing their job because they don't wanna put their lips on a man. Idk how they got hired

    • @kalajari1749
      @kalajari1749 5 місяців тому +41

      ​@@AdidTurrenoJust dont drown then

    • @Wetheangelss
      @Wetheangelss 5 місяців тому +5

      @@AdidTurreno not to be judgmental but if you don’t get what it means to save a life as a lifeguard why take the job?

    • @Den-gz4yo
      @Den-gz4yo 5 місяців тому +6

      @@AdidTurreno You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard so its not their job, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth

    • @mmafish1681
      @mmafish1681 5 місяців тому +7

      @@AdidTurreno a fruity in the comment haha

  • @fraserwatsn
    @fraserwatsn 5 місяців тому +84

    Used to work with a Jamacian Lifeguard who said the same thing 😂😂😂 “if him dead, him dead”

  • @allenrichardson4038
    @allenrichardson4038 4 дні тому +1

    These are actual lifeguards 😂 makes it even more funny 😂 damn that’s what your getting paid for tho, mouth to mouth 😂

  • @drk_blood
    @drk_blood 6 днів тому +1

    " what's dead may never die " 😂

  • @AmandaRogers-dr1qf
    @AmandaRogers-dr1qf 4 місяці тому +126

    Swim at your own risk in Jamaica 🇯🇲 😂😂😂

    • @MsJasperr
      @MsJasperr 27 днів тому +1

      if you can't drive a car, why would you get in the drivers seat...if you can't swim, why get into the water? swim at your own risk everywhere not just Jamaica hahah

  • @Iamthatiam1010
    @Iamthatiam1010 4 місяці тому +124

    Note to self: Don’t drown in Jamaica 🇯🇲 😂😂

  • @yorfitness2033
    @yorfitness2033 2 місяці тому +2

    If you ever go to Jamaica, make sure you don't drown 😂😂

    • @ianmccurdy1223
      @ianmccurdy1223 28 днів тому

      That's pretty good advice no matter where you are

  • @joeearl95
    @joeearl95 3 місяці тому +1

    In America, we have what I think is called the “Good Samaritan Clause” where basically if someone dies under our supervision, we as lifeguards can’t be sued because we at least tried something

  • @alicantuncer4800
    @alicantuncer4800 5 місяців тому +176

    Jamaicans seem to be the most chill people to hang out with.

    • @oskarnss3555
      @oskarnss3555 5 місяців тому +2

      Unless you're gay.

    • @gstarbigdawg
      @gstarbigdawg 5 місяців тому +1

      Weed

    • @raianmathieu9899
      @raianmathieu9899 5 місяців тому +30

      Until you need CPR XD

    • @karlispec5
      @karlispec5 4 місяці тому +5

      um, you Must realize Not Everyone Smokes Everywhere sheesh@@gstarbigdawg

    • @lowhat
      @lowhat 4 місяці тому +1

      @@gstarbigdawg americans smoke all the time and walk around ready to smack someone

  • @collinschinda5699
    @collinschinda5699 4 місяці тому +125

    The "you have sense" got me 😂

    • @worldupdatechannel
      @worldupdatechannel 3 місяці тому +5

      We say that too in Nigeria “You get sense” when someone says or does something remarkable 😂😂😂Naija for life🎉🇳🇬today we go carry the AFCON

    • @collinschinda5699
      @collinschinda5699 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@worldupdatechannel 😂😂 yes oh, Amin oh , make our boys make us proud

    • @josephrobert194
      @josephrobert194 3 місяці тому

      ​@@worldupdatechannel
      🥲

  • @hoodhippie3404
    @hoodhippie3404 20 днів тому +1

    I’m moving to Jamaica, I fuckin love it 😂

  • @pcap8810
    @pcap8810 2 години тому

    how are jamaican guys so effortlessly hilarious

  • @videshsammyakalittleapache1701
    @videshsammyakalittleapache1701 5 місяців тому +96

    Try not to drown in jamaica😂😂😂

  • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
    @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 4 місяці тому +44

    "If him dead, him dead!" ~ Mario Yamasaki.

  • @mohamedibaad7449
    @mohamedibaad7449 9 годин тому

    Conor is a pure pure Chelsea lad. It wont be a surprise if he stays and fight for the spot even if his career gets hurt

  • @M1NDL355
    @M1NDL355 7 днів тому

    Got damn these videos of you jst vibin wit jamaicans has grown on me

  • @immanuellasco8123
    @immanuellasco8123 4 місяці тому +128

    Next thing you know, some lawyer playing this in court.

    • @flame4627
      @flame4627 4 місяці тому +3

      They arnt forced to mouth to mouth

    • @Kris_413
      @Kris_413 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @citizen_wayne
      @citizen_wayne 4 місяці тому

      The lifeguard is saying they don't do mouth to mouth to avoid punishment by Jamaica's legal requirements to try to save them...But they are such a homophobic people. Time magazine called Jamaica the most homophobic country on Earth in 2006. That's a competitive title, right there, my friend. Rastafari are notoriously and violently homophobic. Violence against gays is common - like everyday common - in Jamaica.

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 4 місяці тому

      lol lifeguards are there for children not adults

    • @citizen_wayne
      @citizen_wayne 4 місяці тому

      lolwut?@@nexiuz2233

  • @weinerdogirl
    @weinerdogirl 5 місяців тому +280

    I took a cpr class recently and was taught that you’re actually not supposed to give mouth to mouth now, only compressions it’s actually more effective, so these life guards are right

    • @876gas
      @876gas 4 місяці тому +54

      These guys are Jamaican, they are not gonna do anything to make them look or feel fruity 😅😂

    • @duncanbananatyne3890
      @duncanbananatyne3890 4 місяці тому +11

      In Jamaica they do blow-backs.

    • @BGeezy4sheezy
      @BGeezy4sheezy 4 місяці тому +6

      Yeah mouth to mouth is mostly over as an official procedure, but it’s still funny. I’ve got to imagine it almost never worked- it’s more that you have to do something because the person isn’t actually dead yet, and it’s a bad look to just give up

    • @thesunris
      @thesunris 4 місяці тому

      The reason you don't give mouth to mouth is literally coz infection control (what if he has aids etc.)
      I'm pretty sure tho mouth to mouth is more effective than without

    • @thesunris
      @thesunris 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@BGeezy4sheezyit's to provide oxygenation to the blood to a heart that isn't pumping...obviously....

  • @Live-Life-Freely
    @Live-Life-Freely 3 місяці тому +1

    As a lifeguard instructor, this cracked me up!

  • @mikoiso2576
    @mikoiso2576 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro you always ask the right questions. That is a giftttttt

  • @katlooketeng
    @katlooketeng 4 місяці тому +68

    "We don't have to do everything" 😭😭broskieeee

  • @ekow_reigns
    @ekow_reigns 4 місяці тому +108

    "You have sense". 😂😂

  • @gageseals3997
    @gageseals3997 2 місяці тому

    I wish I had a Jamaican dialect so bad it’s so pleasing and there’s emotions in every expression

  • @phatsanta3836
    @phatsanta3836 7 днів тому

    That laugh near the end..brilliant 😂❤️

  • @tsnaude
    @tsnaude 5 місяців тому +34

    When I tell you this is Jamaican men, it’s not a joke. This is so real. That why I keep telling people Jamaica ain’t a real place

    • @karlispec5
      @karlispec5 4 місяці тому +6

      Jamaica iS a r e a l place an you a LiaD.

    • @SleepyMuzik
      @SleepyMuzik 4 місяці тому +1

      @@karlispec5😂😂😂

    • @allenwalker1395
      @allenwalker1395 4 місяці тому +1

      @tsnaude u bugging. Jamaicans different good people

    • @xxdemisucksxx
      @xxdemisucksxx 4 місяці тому +1

      Completely agree. Trinidad is not a real place either

    • @fromheaventoearth5779
      @fromheaventoearth5779 4 місяці тому

      ​@@karlispec5 lmaaoooo

  • @raveenb7239
    @raveenb7239 5 місяців тому +40

    Haffi love my 🇯🇲 peeps. Always down for a good laugh 😂

    • @ImBobbyRicigliano
      @ImBobbyRicigliano 5 місяців тому +2

      Jamaicans love their homophobia huh

    • @who798
      @who798 5 місяців тому +4

      @@ImBobbyRicigliano so?

    • @nathan5645
      @nathan5645 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ImBobbyRicigliano yup cry about it

    • @karlispec5
      @karlispec5 4 місяці тому

      less and less they love holding on to that hate @@ImBobbyRicigliano i never thought i would live to see the LBGTQ+ living as free as free could be in JA.

  • @user-mo4pu4dq8l
    @user-mo4pu4dq8l 3 місяці тому +1

    They are like rapping 😂 love it

  • @user-oz3ob4ep8j
    @user-oz3ob4ep8j 3 місяці тому +1

    The fact why it's soo funny after is they both be lifeguards maan 😂😂😂

  • @girlscoutfather6766
    @girlscoutfather6766 5 місяців тому +20

    Mouth-to-mouth CPR only delivers a limited amount of oxygen. If you have a one-way valve it couldn’t hurt, however, you’re risking your own health if you choose to use mouth-to-mouth. Otherwise, deliver oxygen if available - chest compressions alone tend to be effective.

    • @Den-gz4yo
      @Den-gz4yo 5 місяців тому +5

      You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth

    • @Orcus__
      @Orcus__ 4 місяці тому

      @@Den-gz4yo This is exactly what I was taught

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 4 місяці тому +1

      The arse has a 'one-way' valve,but it doesn't stop the gays

  • @kills3219
    @kills3219 5 місяців тому +25

    brazil loves you and jamaicans are so unique. nice

    • @august9006
      @august9006 5 місяців тому +4

      JAMAICA LOVE WI BRAZILIAN FAM ALSO.

  • @markventura8620
    @markventura8620 Місяць тому

    Jamaica must be one of the most peaceful places I can go if i learn the accent its pretty easy to make friends around, everywhere you go you have vibes around you

  • @Broliphic
    @Broliphic 4 місяці тому +78

    "don't drown in Jamaica" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsJasperr
      @MsJasperr 27 днів тому +1

      well....if him drown him drown

  • @HeldyyBoi
    @HeldyyBoi 5 місяців тому +41

    Bro I’ve been watching you’re videos for a few months now and I gotta say you never fail to make me laugh or smile and this is coming from someone who endured 2-3 years of straight hardship. Your account is golden bro, keep going.

  • @semregirma6252
    @semregirma6252 3 місяці тому

    This kid make my most fav bits on UA-cam 🎉🎉😂

  • @elevated3934
    @elevated3934 3 місяці тому +1

    You gotta making content brudda your stuff is so funny dude 😂

  • @TheIslandExpat
    @TheIslandExpat 4 місяці тому +8

    Jamaicans and dem boys out in the US Virgin Islanda are literally the coolest people on Earth. Seriously. My old squad leader dace nicholas...best guy ever.

    • @pnicely
      @pnicely Місяць тому +1

      I am Jamaican, and I agree with you about the US Virgin Islanders.....I had my best Spring break there back in the 90's and those folks were the nicest ever....

    • @nefspeaks1983
      @nefspeaks1983 8 днів тому

      🇻🇮

    • @kamouifrancis4366
      @kamouifrancis4366 8 днів тому

      St.thomas virgin island we dey bout .....no mouth to mouth in virgin islands

  • @NoitsYe
    @NoitsYe 4 місяці тому +40

    I’m not even Jamaican and this boi got me saying wagwan everywhere 😂😂😂

  • @carla.n.5078
    @carla.n.5078 5 днів тому

    Talks Jamaican, gets instant respect.

  • @feurio008
    @feurio008 2 місяці тому

    this man single handedly make me want to learn jamaican

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 місяці тому +8

    Imagine getting dragged back to the beach and you hear them arguing “I’m not doin that, you do it.”
    “Hell nah, he looks dead anyways.”

  • @brandonrothsman2665
    @brandonrothsman2665 5 місяців тому +42

    This is funny but imagine your dad drowning and they’re his only hope😁

    • @cooperswan534
      @cooperswan534 5 місяців тому

      why? cause black people cant swim? wow, casual racism is sooo edgy dude.. :/

    • @kirklanddavis1937
      @kirklanddavis1937 5 місяців тому +29

      If him dead him dead🤷‍♂️

    • @3legreg
      @3legreg 5 місяців тому +10

      Mouth to mouth is not considered vital anymore. Just cpr may be as or more effective depending on who you ask

    • @thobrik
      @thobrik 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@3legregI have personally given CPR and what brought life back to the old man was me breathing into his mouth. I'll gladly be called gay if that's the consequence. Fun clip but you shouldn't let your fear of appearing gay get in the way of life saving practices, lol

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 5 місяців тому

      @@thobrikIt may not be the case with drowning but the act of chest compressions will provide sufficient airflow into the lungs so long as the airway is clear.

  • @wildiris229
    @wildiris229 6 днів тому

    for anyone who doesnt know&is in a position to have one, they make these squeezy air nozzles for that too. You press it on their face&it simulate mouth to mouth without having to do that. its not to expensive, like a spray bottle but with squeeze bulb type thing

  • @Kit-oh
    @Kit-oh Місяць тому

    Jamaicans look chill af

  • @BigSirZebras
    @BigSirZebras 5 місяців тому +8

    A few months back I subscribed. I am sure that like me, many others asked for more Jamaican vids. I couldn't be happier the last couple months with what he's doing.

  • @fifapants4life425
    @fifapants4life425 5 місяців тому +88

    We need more female lifeguards

    • @kepler798
      @kepler798 5 місяців тому +13

      Female lifeguard will put their mouth on your pole instead of mouth

    • @kishanjethwa1817
      @kishanjethwa1817 5 місяців тому +39

      ​@@kepler798 What a stupidly sexist take

    • @Blakoss
      @Blakoss 5 місяців тому

      How would a small female lifeguard pull a hulking fata*s out of the water tho

    • @kepler798
      @kepler798 5 місяців тому +7

      @@kishanjethwa1817 the joke flew over your brain

    • @kishanjethwa1817
      @kishanjethwa1817 5 місяців тому +25

      @@kepler798 okay, please explain the joke

  • @VM-zd9db
    @VM-zd9db 2 місяці тому +1

    My fellow Jamaican I can’t stop laughing.,if him dead im dead. 😵 😮😅😂

  • @professionalhater2303
    @professionalhater2303 6 днів тому

    Cop: “You try give him mouth to mouth?”
    Lifeguard: “fuk no” 😂

  • @W0lf
    @W0lf 5 місяців тому +45

    Keep up the fire content 🔥

  • @eghagharavwegbampre6107
    @eghagharavwegbampre6107 5 місяців тому +11

    “You have sense “ bro wtf 😂😂

  • @M.H.M1208
    @M.H.M1208 4 дні тому

    My storytelling when my toddler sibling asks me to read a story at night 🗿

  • @SPWILLY
    @SPWILLY 2 дні тому

    I see Sean O'Malley living his best life

  • @MrNastyBlasty
    @MrNastyBlasty 5 місяців тому +7

    Hahahaha love it !! Jamaican always in good mood !