Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny RANT

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  • @TheSuperPsychoKiller
    @TheSuperPsychoKiller Рік тому +104

    The god daughter character is the villain of the movie not the Nazis.

    • @JeffCirillo
      @JeffCirillo Рік тому

      It's crazy that someone can be so insufferable, that I wind up cheering for Nazis to stop her.

    • @Eddie-j3s6e
      @Eddie-j3s6e Рік тому +10

      And the producers!

    • @dynamicdave2647
      @dynamicdave2647 Рік тому

      She put his life at risk more than the nazis

    • @WarGhoulKharas
      @WarGhoulKharas Рік тому +8

      So Kathleen Kennedy. It's her third self-insert.

    • @mikeadams7904
      @mikeadams7904 Рік тому

      ​@@WarGhoulKharasdarth Kennedy

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound Рік тому +71

    I think the craziest thing about the character Helana is I truly believe people in Hollywood see her character, her narcissism, her using people to get what she wants, making fun of Indy for being an 'old man', her pride and vanity, I have no doubt they see all of this as 'good' and virtuous and 'heroic'. The real strange things with this Phoebe person is how much she seems to have sprouted from the Hollywood bubble out of nowhere, being praised and giving awards and every interview and scene I see her in she comes across as so insufferable and unlikable. It's like she's this unnatural creation that is being forced on the general public because the suits in hollywood have deemed her to be a star so everyone must accept her or be labeled a 'bigot'.

    • @auslatino8944
      @auslatino8944 Рік тому +4

      Phoebe Waller-Bridge is part of the aristocracy, for which I had no clue

    • @mck1972
      @mck1972 Рік тому

      It does seem like PWB came out of nowhere and has become one of the Hollywood Elite.
      Almost like PWB is a younger clone of an older sinister entity that hates straight white men, and will sacrifice everything she touches in order to insert her own strident woke agenda!
      But that couldn't really happen-Could It???

    • @renardfranse
      @renardfranse Рік тому +1

      then label me a bigot LOL

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve Рік тому +6

      Yeah, feel the same. That she betrays him multiple times, groomed a child, was in the adventure simply for moral-free profit, and literally assaults him to take away his agency.... She's a good, feminist progressive character.
      They could see this summary, and wonder why anybody could have a problem with it.

    • @mikeadams7904
      @mikeadams7904 Рік тому +6

      I'm ashamed to be the same nationality as her. She's not liked In England either.

  • @Captain-Cosmo
    @Captain-Cosmo Рік тому +67

    I enjoy seeing a strong, capable female character. I just object to trying to make a female character strong and capable by tearing down a strong, capable male character. If Kathleen Kennedy wants a franchise about a strong, capable female adventurer, she needs to produce an original product and not continue to destroy the legacy of others.

    • @stephenmacdonald4005
      @stephenmacdonald4005 Рік тому

      Kathleen Kennedy is a post-modern deconstructionist. Her function is to dismantle and degrade tradition. Ticket sales are secondary to the edicts of multi-trillion dollar corporate interests whose goal is an untethered, aimless, and demoralized populace. Kennedy is throwing bull’s eyes.

    • @Tronomithy
      @Tronomithy Рік тому +1

      Bro, i hate people who rant about, “oH, hElEnA rUiNs InDy’S lEgAcY.”
      She literally depends on him to answer most of the puzzles. They literally had Helena be the most capable when Indy is kidnapped.
      Overall its a good balance.
      Teddy was a good replacement for Short Round or Indy’s son.

    • @mrsky67
      @mrsky67 Рік тому +7

      We found Kathleen’s burner account

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mrsky67😂

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 Рік тому +1

      THIS. Exactly this.

  • @trancendedsoul
    @trancendedsoul Рік тому +36

    Best Indiana Jones Villain was
    Kathy Kennedy. "I bring you ESG scores." Mwhahahahaha

  • @Zontar82
    @Zontar82 Рік тому +64

    No toxic fan here, Just an old time fan like many of us stating the Truth about shitty modern woke hollywood

    • @Rickky007
      @Rickky007 Рік тому +6

      Practical effects , good writing , analog filming , on location, filming & common sense it’s all gone in the movie industry.

    • @rijlqanturis625
      @rijlqanturis625 Рік тому +6

      Do you people just use woke as a term to describe anything you don't like or understand? It's like the ultimate boomer word when you don't want to put the effort into having a conversation, you just call it woke and walk off.

    • @Rickky007
      @Rickky007 Рік тому +3

      @@rijlqanturis625 the good thing those classic movies are not going anywhere and young people are enjoying them, young people know what up 300 millions for dial of destiny smh while raiders of the lost Ark 20mil in todays money 60mil .

    • @Rickky007
      @Rickky007 Рік тому +2

      @@rijlqanturis625 it’s the same with music , my 20 year old brother & he’s friends are all into the vintage stuff movies , music ect .

    • @joshdietrich5080
      @joshdietrich5080 Рік тому +1

      Yes! I am so friggin’ tired of that stupid word!

  • @randomkillerx2157
    @randomkillerx2157 Рік тому +34

    If Spielberg came back to direct, I don’t think Disney would have interfered as much, he is one of the few directors who can get away with what he wants. The movie would have also been different I think.

    • @deg6788
      @deg6788 Рік тому +1

      True

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Рік тому +1

      I'm starting to blame Harrison Ford on this. Why would he help ruin a great character to help push woke garbage?

  • @johnlewis3358
    @johnlewis3358 Рік тому +27

    I never want to see Waller-Bridge's creepy face ever again.

  • @deletebilderberg
    @deletebilderberg Рік тому +24

    Note. Harrison Ford agreed to this GUFF just as he did for the other dead franchise.

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 Рік тому +2

      What were his reasons? I wonder. OH WAIT - didn't he get 20 million of them????

    • @Zerosum411
      @Zerosum411 Рік тому

      $$$$$$$ that’s all he cares about script is crap don’t care Spielberg not directing don’t care as long as I get a 20 million dollar check that’s all that matters😢he’s the definition of a sell out who will do anything for a buck

  • @seanbrown453
    @seanbrown453 Рік тому +2

    Harrison Ford probably feels like Mark Hamil did after Last Jedi

  • @GregsGameRoom
    @GregsGameRoom Рік тому +10

    "Forget the past, kill it if you have to." - Kylo Ren. Disney's fatal flaw is ignoring what the fans want and thinking this is how they make NEW fans. It didn't work for Star Wars and it doesn't work for Indiana Jones. Hopefully this is the final straw that gets KK the boot.

  • @CameronBrooks
    @CameronBrooks Рік тому +8

    The amount of distain for this film online.. is nearing Last Jedis level of infamy

  • @ClareKix
    @ClareKix Рік тому +2

    I genuinely prefer KotCS. At least Indy felt like Indy in that film. Still enthusiastic about old relics and adventurous. All of his character was sucked out of him in DoD in favour of the majorly detestable Helena. I’m not sure why Disney has this obsession with tearing down beloved characters (refer to The Last Jedi) but it has to stop.

  • @peterleecrookes
    @peterleecrookes Рік тому +2

    Must admit...after watching Dial last night..I much preferred Crystal Skull...

  • @maldegaar
    @maldegaar Рік тому +20

    I've now clocked up about 140 minutes of UA-cam reviews for this film. I've put my time in here, so I'll never have to watch it. Although I am tempted to watch the first 15 minutes. That sequence seems to be getting some praise.
    I won't watch cultural vandalism anymore. I learned my lesson with the Matrix. There is one Matrix film and three Indy films.
    Also I think it runs a lot deeper than culture war/woke stuff. I mean that's what's going to irritate or attract people to this, but the malaise is apolitical. Look at what they did with Game of Thrones. Not a hint of indentity politics, just a production that lost its soul.

    • @BittermanAndy
      @BittermanAndy Рік тому +1

      Indeed. Personally, I think a positive moral lesson is a good thing in a story, and people are kidding themselves if they think films never used to have any underlying message. My only question is: why are the stories now so BAD? The films, TV shows, whatever else... why do they have to be so AWFUL?

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Рік тому

      Well that means it's time for you to bite the bullet and see for yourself if it lives up to the hype. How bad can it be when you spend $300 million with a proven director like James Mangold throw in time travel and it should be a slam dunk.

    • @maldegaar
      @maldegaar Рік тому +2

      @@jonfreeman9682 your sarcasm is just about coming through. But just no. There are very few films that mean anything to me and I refuse to damage my fond memories of this character by watching it. Critical drinker and other scathing reviews complete with "spoilers" are far more entertaining.

    • @danh2368
      @danh2368 Рік тому +1

      The movie was fine. People are actually just very stupid.

    • @Bleep5980
      @Bleep5980 Рік тому

      @@maldegaarvideo essays more entertaining than the movie? Ngl that’s a pretty sad choice to make 😂😂

  • @Rickky007
    @Rickky007 Рік тому +12

    The last good action adventure that Harrison ford made that comes close to Indy movie is (1998 ) 6 days 7 nights

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Рік тому +5

      That was pretty good actually as a comedy romance. But Crystal 💀 wasn't bad.

  • @ninjamasterbuilder8675
    @ninjamasterbuilder8675 Рік тому +12

    Kathleenfilm may try to destroy characters like Indiana, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, however what they can't do is destroy the movies that made these males popular

  • @truthisfree7297
    @truthisfree7297 Рік тому +11

    I don't know why studios feel the need to shat all over the iconic heroes of the past, must less replace them with intolerable characters like PWB. It seems to me that every project since D bought Lucasfilm has had one of these Kathleen Kennedy "idealized" characters in it and they haven't got they no one likes her or these movies yet? Now that is thick headed....

    • @supersaiyaman11589
      @supersaiyaman11589 Рік тому

      well th problem i see is that they say oh this has a man as a main chacter lets make him look weak or make the film awful. another example of kk would be star wars episode 8 being the worst imo. i liked 1-6 way better than 7 8 or 9.

  • @Headead5231
    @Headead5231 Рік тому +10

    I wished they would've made a whole movie on Young Indy with River Phoenix. He was so good at playing Indy. And talented. No more talent at all.

    • @bryan81584
      @bryan81584 Рік тому +1

      If you were to do some kind of rekindling of the franchise that would be the only way.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Рік тому

      Too bad he OD'd at such a young age.

  • @kristophermeharg7048
    @kristophermeharg7048 Рік тому +1

    1-4 are good cause Spielberg and Lucas directed and produced. DISNEY took over and it went to shit. Plain and simple.

  • @Rogge73
    @Rogge73 Рік тому +9

    The movie world has gone to shit......😢

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 Рік тому +2

    At 80, there's only one thing left for Ford to do: Run for president! Thank you for seeing this colossal waste of time so we don't have to. I don't know whether I'd prefer to have cancer or Phoebe Wallerbridge, but it's close, in any case. At least some cancers can be cured.

  • @HankWilliams-kp3io
    @HankWilliams-kp3io Рік тому +3

    I never saw Indiana Jones as a kid but know how terrible it feels to have a childhood hero butchered on the big screen; “The Predator”, Venom: Let there be Carnage, and Halloween Ends.
    But it sounds like Dial of Destiny disrespected the source material to an even greater degree

  • @2001Tavis
    @2001Tavis Рік тому +7

    Anything beyond the Last Crusade is irrelevant 😏

  • @lqlaliut897
    @lqlaliut897 Рік тому +8

    I wouldn't be surprised if she was Elsa's child or something.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 Рік тому

      That's where my mind went after hearing she's sleeping around to get what she wants.

    • @dorisbove2210
      @dorisbove2210 Рік тому

      @@kaykutcher2103 oh please just because Elsa was with Indy and his father doesn't make that sleeping around, the only reason why Elsa was with Indy and his father is because they both had the Grail information, or odds are she wouldn't have been with either of them, it's just two people don't see Elsa with another man in the movie. You just have to make a big deal about it because it's Indiana Jones and the father, I would say if she slept around she would be with other men other than Indiana Jones and his father, it seems like she only stuck to them she just has a thing for Father and son that's not sleeping around. And this Helena being man crazy is a bunch of nonsense in a crappy movie, yet people like you taken seriously haha 😂

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 Рік тому

      @@dorisbove2210 Glad we agree Elsa sleeps with whomever to get the info she wants. The issue with Helena is that in Elsa's case it was part of her job to do whatever it took as a spy and plot relevance tops lol ain't she something else in my book. Using people for your own personal need and then disregarding them isn't quirky or endearing and presenting it as such doesn't sit well with me.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Рік тому +1

      Elsa died at the end of the Crusade, she didn't have Children.

  • @timm_3r
    @timm_3r Рік тому +2

    Wait, why wouldn't they have made this character Marcus Brody's daughter?

  • @johnhoie1
    @johnhoie1 Рік тому +2

    Personally I like it. The original and The Last Crusade are better, but this is quite entertaining.

    • @Bonesph
      @Bonesph Рік тому

      I've watched it like four times in about a week.

    • @Thehon_7
      @Thehon_7 Рік тому

      🥶

  • @madmax6961
    @madmax6961 Рік тому +8

    My grandma told me not to believe what I watched in the 80s, PWB is the real Indiana Jones.

  • @stephenvanderberg9084
    @stephenvanderberg9084 Рік тому +3

    I saw chai komanduri on the ari melber show say that he wants women, blacks and lgbt characters to replace white men in movies as if this is an age of aquarius where only "the message" is allowed- no hint of an interesting story

  • @WilliamR.Graham
    @WilliamR.Graham 11 місяців тому

    Would of been quite the adventure had Indiana Jones 5 return to its TRUE roots.
    Bringing everything and everyone from the ORIGINAL Trilogy legacy characters [ Marcus Brody-Henry Jones Sr. - Mutt Williams] withstanding for obvious reasons..
    The Adventure should have come definitely " full circle "
    Leaving Basil and Helena at home and fictional Tangiers
    Just a thought 🤠
    It would have been potentially an awesome opportunity to for Indiana Jones and Marion to have one Last Adventure- TOGETHER 😢
    * 1980s Fanboy *

  • @posest
    @posest Рік тому +7

    "Everything the left touches, it destroys." - Dennis Prager

  • @larrywilliams6413
    @larrywilliams6413 Рік тому

    I don't get why a lot of people are hating on this film, so I looked it up on Google, and a big reason why a lot of people didn't like this movie, based off of the Google reviews and reasons, is because a lot of people don't know the Indiana Jones lore. They didn't grow up watching this, they didn't read the books, or watch the previous four films, or the TV episodes that were released from 1990-1994. So a lot of the modern, younger audience who wanted to go into this film without really knowing any of the previous background ... yeah, it would make sense why they wouldn't like it. Because they wouldn't know anything about it! As for me, I grew up with all of those. The TV show, the books, the original four movies; Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, The Last Crusade, even Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. No matter how bad KOTCS was, it sets up the reason for Marion to not be in this film hardly, and why Shia Lebouf's character doesn't show up. It's because his son died in the Vietnam War and his wife couldn't handle the loss, and couldn't handle Harrison having to be strong for both of them, that it drew a wedge between them. I know people in real life that this has happened to. The death of a married couple's child could inevitably cause a divide between parents if one feels like the other isn't grieving as much as they are. Even if they are grieving on the inside while still trying to be strong on the outside. That's basically how it was interpreted. But yes. Definitely yes. This movie was amazing and finished off Indy's journey beautifully. For those that know the Indiana Jones lore, rather than just going into it blind or watching one or two of the other movies. This movie was meant for fans. Hardcore Indiana Jones fans. If you are one, like me, then you will love it! If you aren't, and don't know a lot about Indiana Jones, then..wellll....you might not feel the same way. But I would encourage you to read the books, watch the TV shows, watch the movies. You will see this movie in a whole new light. I guarantee it! It will be like night and day for you.

    • @Thehon_7
      @Thehon_7 Рік тому

      Bro really planned this out 💀

  • @pbrown6865
    @pbrown6865 Рік тому +1

    There is so much Dial of Destiny is going to fail clickbait I bet it turns successful

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Рік тому

      I'm not betting on anything. I'll see the results when the dust clears, good or bad.

  • @theakiwar9118
    @theakiwar9118 Рік тому +5

    It was ok. The internet is overblowing things out of proportion the best part really were the first 20
    Minutes.
    Helena was abysmal however. No character development whatsoever, a narcissist and plainly a remorseless asshole, didn’t even show respect to the guy who died after helping her retrieve the Graficus.
    It’s worse than crystal skull. And what was another bad thing about the film it didn’t feel like Indiana Jones. It literally felt I was watching another type of movie in the middle of the film.
    The only good thing they portrayed is Indy being old and worn down from all his adventures. That’s a thing I liked
    However Mangold killed off Mutt to have Helena (he literally said it) and while mutt wasn’t the best character it’s a disgrace that he got replaced by a jerk.
    Overall I have seen way way worse movies and endings to franchises. So it is okay. Nothing great but nothing terrible either.

  • @Thehon_7
    @Thehon_7 Рік тому +5

    So realistic

  • @BlanDam01
    @BlanDam01 Рік тому

    Props to the director on this one as you said. He was able to polish some of the turd characters and writing enough to make it fun. Unfortunately another movie that could have been great, destined for the dust bin.

  • @terrortorn
    @terrortorn Рік тому +5

    The "Doil of Distiny"!

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 Рік тому +4

    If you're asking "who's this movie for?". I have a group of friends and one of them said "I wanna see Indiana Jones 5! I wanna see an old man fighting because is funny and also I can finally see a strong woman". Here's the answer...

  • @brianmorash3962
    @brianmorash3962 7 місяців тому

    Excellent analysis of why this film is so terrible. So many things kneecap this film throughout, but what kills it, shoots this film in the head is the god awful, fully unlikable character of Helena Shaw. Her character is absolutely unbearable!

  • @hammiranda
    @hammiranda Рік тому +3

    To me The Last Crusade was the last Indiana Jones movie. The movies after are non-canon

  • @richardcutts196
    @richardcutts196 Рік тому +1

    Crystal Skull's looking pretty good right now.

  • @adamsnedden7238
    @adamsnedden7238 Рік тому +2

    Your clickbait technique (along with many others) has worked. The "reviews' from channels like this killed any box office momentum the film may have had.
    I've seen it twice since it's release. It is NOT a perfect film. But its a very good one.
    I was shocked by how WRONG critics (youtubers)were about Helena. She's not what I expected from Disney in 2023. She's flawed. She's greedy. She lacks morals at times. I was expecting her to be an overly woke, super obnoxious character.
    She's not.
    I give Indy 5 a solid 3.5/5.

  • @tusker2510
    @tusker2510 Рік тому +2

    So Kathleen Kennedy, what's the next movie you'd like to insert yourself into.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Рік тому +2

    I gotta be honest, I didn’t like it. 1. It was too long. 2. Helena is EXTREMELY unlikeable. 3. Indy is now a broken down drunk old man who basically has a death wish which just made everything depressing. 4. After a while, I just got bored. There’s only so many action sequences you can get into until you realize that you weren’t feeling any danger and you were just watching the somewhat, (in some scenes) questionable visuals. 6. Too much CGI. A few times the de-ageing seemed off plus why spend $300 million USD when you still have a 40 year old Harrison Ford STILL sound like 80 year old Harrison Ford?! You couldn’t hire the best impersonator money can buy??? In the tuk-tuk chase, you can clearly tell it’s CGI when Indy and Helena are bickering. You can see it’s CGI a few times when Indy is on the horse, especially on the two or three close-ups of Indy’s face upwards. You can easily see that it’s a CGI background, which takes us out of the immersion. 7. Teddy is a Great Value version of Short Round, but isn’t as likable or cute. He’s almost like a younger Helena, which is awful. (I could barely stand one!) 8. The best sequence is the prologue on the train, after in 1969, it quickly becomes such a slog. 9. What happens at the end with Indy and Helena annoyed me. (She spent the entire time being so ageist and annoying that for me, I was like, “Okay, we still got 15 minutes to go, I think I’m going to dose off a little.” Because at this point, I just didn’t care anymore and I just wanted to have it be over with! 9. Was Indy ever cleared??? 10. I’m sorry but Crystal Skull is better than this imo. I enjoyed it better. Looking back, Mutt and aliens don’t look as bad anymore. (They did him dirty btw.) 11. It only made $24 million USD only for Thursday preview and Friday debut. Against a $300 million budget, this is god awful news. It seems(like this movie), it’s a long and far journey to even BREAKING even! There’s no way it’s reaching the heights of $800 million USD plus! 12. Why was this necessary?! Everything goes basically back to depressing reality minus one thing by the end! I’d rather have just had Crustal Skull’s happy ending if we needed a semi recent Indy movie, just leave it at that! And 13. Why couldn’t they have brought Short Round back? He himself saw Indy as his own father figure. He could have become an archaeologist himself and reaches out to Indy, (who is happily still with Marion and who is now thriving and president of his university and who has become wealthy and semi famous after writing several books about his adventures that which would evolve into the young Indiana Jones Chronicles ) to help him on a mission and the movie goes with them instead of Helena. Plus Mutt and Indy are on good terms now, with Mutt being much maturer and wiser after all this time. Perhaps he joins too? SR and Indy can have a really touching moment somewhere in the movie too. I started thinking about it throughout the movie. Just on what could have been. God what a disappointment!

  • @stretchy1260
    @stretchy1260 Рік тому +1

    The first Indy film was over 40 years ago, today there are to many people with different opinions...(but your not allowed to have an opinion these days) and views. Peoples criticisms have to fall in to a certain criteria other wise you get the cancel wet wipe wokeist wankers on your case. Unless a film a film has a rainbow, hard talking feminist, trans, black character it will be a flop..! i dread to think what the world will be like in another 40 years time it's scary to surmise.

  • @gl3nnium
    @gl3nnium Рік тому +2

    I know enough about the movie to know I don't want to see it. I was interested in the first 20 minutes alone so I watched a pretty bad cam copy, and that is all I wanted to see. It was okay. The old man voice on a young face was jarring. I stuck around for the first two minutes. Just enough to see a half naked old man screaming at Kids to turn their Beatles music down and all I felt was sad. All I could think was "What have you done to the coolest character in the world" A character that was a childhood hero of mine. Sometimes I hate 2023.

  • @darrenclements6028
    @darrenclements6028 Рік тому

    Indiana Bore and the destruction of legacy is the disney of disaster
    Worse than the boredum of the Kirsten dunst

  • @bcatbb2896
    @bcatbb2896 Рік тому +3

    I saw the cam version online and it’s toxic as hell with the female character
    I literally I at some point wished the girl would be shot and killed off so the story can move on

  • @j.lietka9406
    @j.lietka9406 Рік тому

    So i shouldn't bring / wear my Indiana Jones hat (copy) into the theater?

  • @blip3337
    @blip3337 Рік тому

    Are you going to tell me it made 7 million on Thursday even though it’s Sunday also? Can any of you UA-camrs give updated daily numbers? Anyone?

  • @TheOicyu812
    @TheOicyu812 Рік тому +2

    Indiana Jone 6: Old Man Yells At Cloud.

  • @88MeisterKlein
    @88MeisterKlein Рік тому +2

    They should’ve just used Shia lebouf… like bro…

  • @mikestanmore2614
    @mikestanmore2614 Рік тому +1

    Oh well, Indy had 3.5/5 decent films (though Crystal Skulls only gets 0.5 in hindsight, after comparing it with Bowl of Dysentery).
    At least Kennedy is out of franchises to cock up.

  • @brettlancellotti3035
    @brettlancellotti3035 Рік тому +1

    Thank your lucky stars they deleted the scene when she changes Harrison Fords diaper, gives him a bottle and burps him..

  • @gingertoast6216
    @gingertoast6216 Рік тому

    drinker is a bit off a whinner when it comes to female characters and so does his disciples.

  • @johngrigaitis4079
    @johngrigaitis4079 Рік тому +1

    LENGTH ALERT!!! Of my review not the movie 😎
    Thank you for reading it all if you do at all!!! 🍾🍾🍾
    Real life human being here... hello St. Louis! 🍾🍾🍾🤘🤘🤘
    I saw the first available slot that matched my sleep schedule 😁 watched all the movies the week leading up to it multiple times, and even played Emperor's Tomb on 360 😅
    As a fan its always the most fun for me seeing him navigate death traps and figure out how to get his artifacts out safely, plus fighting the Nazis is never bad, along with any WWII themed action... ALWAYS AWESOME.
    The first 15min was awesome eventhough some of the CGI was off a little and obviously noticeable, but I would've taken another hr of it regardless cause it had: Indy, action, Nazis, near death escapes, simple... give us what we want, character is practically handed on a silver platter...
    For the rest of the movie overall I would say well done as far as plot, destinations, etc...
    Characters... I have nothing against women tearing it up and kicking butt, it's super attractive when it's in good taste. COMPLETELY MY OPINION HERE
    Helena was a confusing character for me and was a distraction from Indy and stole alot of scenes, and not in a good way.
    She seemed like she was very mean to Indy, and I could never grasp what her motives or character arc was the entire movie cause she morphed into different fembots every time they went somewhere else... like who tf are you still, why you gotta be so mean to Indy, and is this Indiana Jones and the Escape from the Nursing home??? Like grandpa is along for our ride and getting in the way.
    Indy STILL kicked @$$ cause he is Indy and Harrison Ford IS Indy so boom to yo face Helena, and then literally one spoiler she uno reverses and booms to his face.
    Speaking of faces how did Mads HAVE a face after taking that whatever metal thing it was directly ON his face at 60+mph and getting thrown from a train???
    Other gripe.. completely my OPINION 😅, but one thing I would've enjoyed were more establishing shots and wider perspective shots of where tf we are, and wtf is actually going... Spielberg always has great context with his films that make it easy for the dialogue to be enjoyed and understood and fun..
    I felt like I was a pocket watch in grandpa Indy's jacket getting tossed around with a pocket's view half the time cause there were SO MANY CLOSEUPS... I'm still trying to figure out half of what is going on and gain bearings and can't cause you never get to enjoy and get an easier perspective of where you are, then end up spending brain power calculating wtf is actually happening.
    Or maybe I suck at watching movies these days 😁👉
    HOWEVER WITH ALL THAT SAID... As an Indy fan BEACUSE OF being a Harrison Ford fan, it was one of his best performances as an actor I've ever enjoyed seeing him in.
    If you take it as a movie about the depth that Indy is capable of and want to see Harrison Ford give you the feels than this movie does it...
    I was almost tearing up at the end, for real, cause I love HF.
    And for me HF and Indy are like the Beatles of movies 😅 Gimme Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Jean Claude Van Damme and there's my Beatles action stars 😎😅, so I'll watch anything they're in if they liked it and you can see they had fun making it, or that's what I'm telling myself.
    So everyone will have their version of what they want for Indy.
    Emotionally it was a deep movie for Harrison and Indy, and for me the younger characters were always changing their personality to fit the scene and it was hard to be invested in them.
    It was a pretty good Indy movie, Harrison Ford gave one of his BEST performances for me personally, and I can definitely see where it would've been better for me and what I would've done or wanted to see differently, but that's life and art period.
    If you love Indy and Harrison Ford I think you'll enjoy it regardless and forgive the other obvious contrasts cause it's Indiana mfing Jones 🤘🍾🍾🍾😎
    Overall Indy got his "historic" moment that was well deserved and Harrison Ford played it beautifully.
    There is my $0.02 😎😁🤘🍾

  • @jorgegodoy6824
    @jorgegodoy6824 Рік тому +1

    What do you expect? He is 80 years old

  • @Bleep5980
    @Bleep5980 Рік тому +2

    Man UA-camrs have NOT been accurate lately, between this movie and elemental. People love to hop on the bandwagon of video essays instead of forming their own opinion. Gotta love 2023 🤣
    Correction**
    When have they ever been?

    • @sunnysied713
      @sunnysied713 Рік тому +2

      Pixar and LucasFilms are huge billion dollar studios. Pixar animated movies usually rake in the money. Indiana Jones is a beloved franchise. Elemental and Dial of Destiny both flopped. Elemental has the 22nd lowest professional critic score for all Pixar films. Elemental has a 76% and Dial has a 68%. Your opinion is as tough as soft serve ice cream in the hot desert sun.

  • @TheHandsomeman
    @TheHandsomeman Рік тому +1

    They had to do reshoots, the tuck, tuck, chase, started out as, Mobility Scooters..................Or is that the next one.

  • @chungkingexpress94
    @chungkingexpress94 Рік тому +5

    Crystal Skull is great. Rewatched it last night. Very good flick

  • @guygadbois3010
    @guygadbois3010 Рік тому +3

    The Waller-Bridge character is like a physical manifestation of Twitter, where the user demographics skew younger, female, and left-wing.

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Рік тому

    Over a few pre-Christmas pints back in December 2022, I opined that whereas (future) historians will refer to 2022 as the "Year of Stupid", 2023 will be referred to as "The Year of Shambles", because so many companies/organisations/individual projects/'special' initiatives/economic systems/infrastructures etc. will fail. "Nah, it'll be fine" was the kinda typical response. Well, looks like Dismals(tm) "Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Dumb" has done its little bit to prove me right......... DAMMIT!

  • @TheMoviemaster666
    @TheMoviemaster666 Рік тому

    I enjoyed the film. But to each their own.

  • @artisaprimus6306
    @artisaprimus6306 Рік тому +1

    Disney, radical feminist, Black Rock can all celebrate their accomplishments today. They destroyed another male icon screen idol. No loss to them. That's excatly what they wanted. James Bond, Hans Solo, Indiana Jones all gone, thanks to this crew. Wont be seeing you at the movies.

  • @calliewalsh7058
    @calliewalsh7058 Рік тому

    This movie was written by AI right? The same junk from the previous movies rattled off again?

  • @Lycurgus1982
    @Lycurgus1982 Рік тому

    Not five. Three.

  • @gpg9516
    @gpg9516 Рік тому +3

    Keep away from runaround Sue🎶

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 Рік тому +2

    I still like the 4th one. This one I will obviously boycott

  • @cblades2002
    @cblades2002 Рік тому +1

    What movie did you watch?

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 Рік тому +1

    Every copy of this movie needs to be tracked down and burnt in the flames of the temple of doom itself!

  • @AbbieOates
    @AbbieOates Рік тому +2

    This film was an excellent deconstruction of a childhood hero. Harrison Ford transcends the character and delivers a subtle and human performance which addresses alcoholism, aging and loss. FWG’s character is a morally ambiguous thief. The ending shows Indy as triumphant, conquering his demons. The film isn’t perfect but I really enjoyed it. 🤷‍♀️

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 Рік тому

    I liked it. It was a fun movie. It was entertaining, which is what I look for in a movie.
    I don't think so much needs to be read into the God daughter's character. My understanding is the arc of showing Indy dealing with age is something that Harrison wanted to do.
    It seems like if they stayed to close to the original formula people would complain it lacked originality....if they went too far away from it, then people would complain that characters are not true to the franchise.
    It would be great if people would just relax in the theater with some popcorn and enjoy watching a movie instead of focusing on how some part of it didnt meet their expectations and complaining or trying to monetize their complaints.

  • @pseudopulk3478
    @pseudopulk3478 Рік тому +1

    Y'all need to calm down, the movie was good

  • @jones1068
    @jones1068 Рік тому

    Ye it wasn't great 6 out of 10 for me.

  • @andrewpinkham9904
    @andrewpinkham9904 Рік тому

    The saddest part of the picture is that harrison fords breasts are bigger then hers are

  • @StratBurst92
    @StratBurst92 Рік тому +1

    I will not watch it even if it comes out on Dvd.

  • @randallgreene6428
    @randallgreene6428 Рік тому

    I mean I got mixed feelings about it when I saw it last night it just left me baffled and confused I mean It wasent bad but there was a lot missing when’s the whip swings where’s Indy’s gun Weres his holster it just doesent make sense the only guns he using is the ones his picked up like the Luger in a flashback and a Walter in the film it makes no sense also weres the the year credits in the beginning like Germany 1939 or New York 1969 y’all see what mean they did a lot of things wrong but I don’t see how it’s fresh on rotten tomatoes but it’s understandable Harrison Ford wanted one last hoorah as the character he played best and shot him into Hollywood stardom I understand but by this time Indy is retiring and this would be his final adventure so with that being said it was a hell of a ride Dr Jones and this franchise was the spark that ignited my interest in history I wouldn’t like history today if it wasn’t for this franchise, and as Sean Connery said
    in last crusade got lost in his own museum huh and Harrison Ford says shakes his head and says uh huh after you Jr and they ride off into the sunset. Thank you Indiana Jones for my childhood it was a hell a journey.

  • @seansamuellee1352
    @seansamuellee1352 Рік тому

    Indy what has happened ???
    Seeing the film tomorrow . Please don't let me walk out.
    Either he dies, or goes back in time to save Western culture
    The Posh English lass goes back in time - to the stone age ,
    And gets lost......designing the cart and square wheels.
    Indy would have his time cut out, stopping rampart feminists get eaten by Bears and Lions .
    The feminists would be glad of Indy .
    He would design round wheels allowing the cart to get away in the last scene.
    I would go and see it.
    If only the posh English girl stayed in the stone age........

  • @LeadingIndicator
    @LeadingIndicator Рік тому +1

    This was the best movie in the series, better even than MI7 or Dune part 2 will be … even better than Fast X !!!

  • @johnrider3749
    @johnrider3749 Рік тому

    I have no interest in seeing a Indiana Jones movie that nobody asked for and virtually no one cares about , So carry on destroying beloved franchises Disney but I'll stick with the original trilogy because their great and even the crystal skull because at least its watchable,

  • @eternalhalloween1
    @eternalhalloween1 Рік тому

    ROTLA, TOD, and TLC were perfect. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it. No one needed or even wanted this horrible 5th film. Even the terrible 4th one was better.

    • @cockerpoodles1238
      @cockerpoodles1238 Рік тому

      To me Indiana Jones is movies 1 to 3 and the video game "Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb."
      Star Wars is movies 1 to 6, Clone Wars and Rogue One.

    • @eternalhalloween1
      @eternalhalloween1 Рік тому

      @@cockerpoodles1238 I remember the video game where Indy had to free the children captured by MR. And then he had to MR down.
      Sure. ANH, TESB, ROTJ, TPM, AOTS, ROTS, and R 1 are good.

  • @emitlevart7155
    @emitlevart7155 Рік тому

    Indiana Jones 5 and the Dial of the colostomy bag

  • @dynamicdave2647
    @dynamicdave2647 Рік тому

    I love everything u said- but u are wrong to absolve director mangold!!

  • @SodiumBurn
    @SodiumBurn Рік тому +1

    Really enjoyed this take and have seen loads 🎉

  • @randyzeitman1354
    @randyzeitman1354 Рік тому

    There are plenty of good reviews on IMDb in the theater is full every showing that… Are the reviewers just being assholes?

  • @charlesbond4413
    @charlesbond4413 Рік тому

    Harrison Ford lost his mojo. That is the only thing that mattered to us. Reminds me of Austin powers. Why did they not pass the baton? Does a new character need to be built on the destruction of another. I still don’t understand why indie was even in this film. You are too old or your not.
    I was hoping. I think they wasted their chance.

  • @LouLikestowatch
    @LouLikestowatch Рік тому

    Your comment section is infested with bots.
    Disney working overtime to get bums on seats
    😆

  • @marshabradcoe417
    @marshabradcoe417 Рік тому +1

    It was a great movie...adventure an omage to a cherished hero it was for the fans...loved it

  • @m.j.vazquez4720
    @m.j.vazquez4720 Рік тому

    I have zero interest in seeing this and while it had its problems I thing kingdom of the crystal skull was a good send off to Indy he got together with Marian the best Indy girl they gave him a son that it insinuates he will take up the mantle there is no need for me to even acknowledge this movie as cannon

  • @SerpentorTheEmperor
    @SerpentorTheEmperor Рік тому +4

    I enjoyed the movie. Long time fan of Indy here. I liked Helena, Teddy, Voller. So nice Sallah returned. Cool action scenes, interesting MacGuffin, visuals. Also nods to the past were nixe. I would watch it again. :)

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Рік тому +3

      Let's hope that your employer - Disney - gives you time off to go to the cinema again.

    • @SerpentorTheEmperor
      @SerpentorTheEmperor Рік тому +1

      @@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord It is so unreal that you can have a fan of the series of the Indy that enjoyed this flick? But I wish I had more day offs to watch movies. :)

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Рік тому

      @@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Your joke doesn't really work. If he's paid to see the movie, why would Disney need to give them time off to see the movies. They literally just said they went to the movie.

  • @Brian.Weimer
    @Brian.Weimer Рік тому +1

    Yeah, Dial of Destiny was alright. The first 20 minutes was great! It made me feel like a child again, at least for a short time. And for that, I'm most thankful. Having rewatched Kingdom of the Crystal Skull again recently, I really enjoyed that. I actually think it's better than The Last Crusade. But none of the Indiana Jones sequels come close to Raiders of the Lost Ark, which is an undisputed cinematic masterpiece. Peace & love, all!

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Рік тому +1

      The funny thing about Raiders is Indy is literally knocked around like a rag doll. Yeah, it's in the end that truly counts for the main hero. What I find funny is the one Indiana Jones film that shows him in real control and not being knocked around by almost everyone and everything is Temple of Doom... and that seems to be the unpopular one for a lot.

  • @mancaveveteran4975
    @mancaveveteran4975 Рік тому

    I thought that was “Lia” Thomas…….

  • @Yo_Adrian32
    @Yo_Adrian32 Рік тому

    WRONG

  • @waynebrown3536
    @waynebrown3536 Рік тому

    used to be a man who bedded women was old days james bond

  • @andybub45
    @andybub45 Рік тому +1

    Just another Disney cash grab

  • @dannyjack2000
    @dannyjack2000 Рік тому

    First,, I mean no disrespect to Phoebe Waller - Bridge, I think she's fine as an actor, and to take this role is a one in a billion opportunity for an actor, and don't blame her for taking the part. I'd of done it too. Her character was what ruined the movie, not her fault, it was the writers( or what Disney makes the writers do ) The plot to me was solid, and one of the only ways I could think of to bring back his best adversary for his age, the Nazi's. It makes since at his age too that he has lost people he cared about, and is tired. I think it's even clever at his age that he got dragged on another adventure because of the stakes. Even though if he would of stayed home, his goddaughter would of made a lot of money and solved her debt issues, the Nazi's would have gotten the dial from whomever had it, and they still would of miscalculated, and those Nazi's would have wound up dying in the far far past anyways. Being passive would of solved all his problems. The first 25 minutes was also fun. Disney breaks everything when they write women. My problem is her character was a sociopath, straight up. I never had a telephone scam artist call me, and I tell him, "You know what, you're a likable guy, and I think people like you are heroes" This is what Disney wants us to do with this character. She lied to him to manipulate him, stole from him, and then, left him to die...for money. So every time she saved him, it was like the fridge / nuke scene from Crystal. I had to suspend disbelief, and it wasn't because she was a women and I have some belief that she is uncapable( I even believed Indy was incapable of surviving some of the things he did ), it's because I didn't see why she would bother with it. Her character would of made more sense as a family related adversary, or, at the least, her character would of worked better if she hadn't left him to die. I can see a guy that runs an online scam site, or does telemarketing scams liking her character, but he will even still hate her in the end when he watches her waste her time, endangering herself saving that useless old man, and not out finding a softer target to squeeze money out of.

  • @miam1074
    @miam1074 Рік тому +1

    the patriarchy is in a meltdown in mothers' basement

    • @MrLeerolljankins
      @MrLeerolljankins Рік тому +1

      The land whales with daddy issues have a meltdown anytime a guy tells em to make em a sandwich, gotta love subway though only place where you can tell a woman to make you a sandwich and they can’t tell you to f()ck off 😂

  • @somebody31415
    @somebody31415 Рік тому

    Indiana Jones and the Mythic Cash Grab! There are only real three Indiana Jones movies!

  • @tedblomgren4303
    @tedblomgren4303 Рік тому

    She's just a product of our age.

  • @Wolverine276
    @Wolverine276 Рік тому

    I dig your vids

  • @Bradgdude
    @Bradgdude Рік тому +1

    It wasn’t near as bad as everyone is saying. I enjoyed it.