Russia's Obligatory Military Service

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  • @1llf4ted
    @1llf4ted 5 років тому +4646

    Commander: Comrade why are you not running
    Soldier: Sir I have no legs

    • @Em-yd9jn
      @Em-yd9jn 5 років тому +133

      Yuo see komrade kommissar, when u make normal with not of move, amerikanski will think u are kill

    • @AbDaniel21
      @AbDaniel21 5 років тому +14

      Hahaha

    • @onoff-fy1ys
      @onoff-fy1ys 5 років тому +15

      10/10

    • @Flying_Lexus
      @Flying_Lexus 5 років тому +130

      Bullshit, you have arms, put them to work.

    • @Dan-bt4xg
      @Dan-bt4xg 5 років тому +19

      Pewdiepie be like

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 5 років тому +3224

    When I was a kid I lived near a military base. A lot of the time we would hang out INSIDE the base. We would just climb the fence basically. Soldiers would ask us to go buy them stuff from the store because they weren't allowed to leave the base. I would buy them bread, milk and cigarettes (yes in Russia you can buy cigarettes as 10 year old kid lol)

    • @AlexiosLair
      @AlexiosLair 5 років тому +280

      Yea, I had the same, when I was a kid I was visiting my dad in military base. So one day I just ran around and was following butterfly unti I eventually just jumped into barbed wire. That was kinda screwed up :D

    • @Mazxlol
      @Mazxlol 5 років тому +130

      @@AlexiosLair lol ouch! where i lived we did not have that. just regular fence. eventually they started putting some nasty substance on the fences to prevent people from climbing lol

    • @AlexiosLair
      @AlexiosLair 5 років тому +69

      @@Mazxlol another regular day in Russia lol
      I lived in Alakurtti, Murmansk Oblast.

    • @Sh4d891
      @Sh4d891 5 років тому +4

      Nice

    • @abbad707
      @abbad707 5 років тому +5

      lmao

  • @Anumbris
    @Anumbris 5 років тому +2051

    As a person who went through all this, I can confirm all that was said in this video.

    • @jeffersondavis9415
      @jeffersondavis9415 5 років тому +121

      Feel bad for you mate

    • @dragos8846
      @dragos8846 5 років тому +67

      sorry mate

    • @spiken6017
      @spiken6017 5 років тому +36

      Did you get beat up? What happened?

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 5 років тому +59

      The boomers are gonna die soon anyways.

    • @user-vy2hv5pp7k
      @user-vy2hv5pp7k 5 років тому +113

      As a person who also went through this I disagree. I was treated fairly well and experience was no different or worse in any way than being in armies of western countries. While we had physically hard training I honestly found a way to enjoy my time there in some ways.

  • @petriccevarko1385
    @petriccevarko1385 2 роки тому +254

    Something you did not specifically say in this video is that a big part of дедовщина (hazing) is not just physical violence, but a whole bucket of sexual violence as well. There have been cases of officers selling their conscripts as male prostitutes to both humiliate them and make money from them at the same time. And since sexual violence on men = пидор, people don't speak about it much.

    • @RedBlackDish
      @RedBlackDish 2 роки тому

      Can't say that shit like this never happend, but it is as much a "part of дедовщина" as serial killers are a "part of normal society".
      For that to happen the officer has to be a kind of freak that no one is going to tolerate.

    • @МаксимСоколов-ъ6н
      @МаксимСоколов-ъ6н 2 роки тому +2

      Мем про гомоармию :D

    • @enovos3138
      @enovos3138 2 роки тому +6

      What the fuck

    • @niksatt4843
      @niksatt4843 Рік тому

      Don't lose your tuss

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews 5 років тому +943

    When I said I wanted to meet NFKRZ, I didn’t mean on the battlefield during WW3

    • @Вася-ш3щ
      @Вася-ш3щ 5 років тому +65

      Don't worry. In case of war Roman will flip sides and become US soldier against dirty Russia. So you'll be on the same side.

    • @dmitrikaljuznoi1323
      @dmitrikaljuznoi1323 5 років тому +48

      @Mor Dor No no man it's not about "being a man", i'm going to serve my country but if i would live in russia... bruh 100% i would avoid it

    • @amexican3843
      @amexican3843 5 років тому

      Top comment lmao

    • @lennyfais5040
      @lennyfais5040 5 років тому +11

      Вася Штырьков He’d be like Yuri or Nikolai from Modern Warfare

    • @luda0512
      @luda0512 5 років тому +20

      Roman said in one of his videos he will never betray his country and he is still a little patriotic so no, roman is not an idiot

  • @AgentZ7
    @AgentZ7 5 років тому +1306

    Russian soldiers look like they just out here living like its Just Cause 3.

    • @agent1787
      @agent1787 5 років тому +14

      atleast they own a porsche and drive it over 300kmph in the wangan

    • @numba2dad
      @numba2dad 5 років тому +70

      Blackbird Russia is just a Garrys Mod server

    • @guardrailhitter
      @guardrailhitter 5 років тому +1

      then welcome to the province of chelyabinsk where you are forced to do army

    • @cherryred6804
      @cherryred6804 3 роки тому

      @@agent1787 nani? Blackbird

    • @agent1787
      @agent1787 3 роки тому

      @@cherryred6804 yes !!

  • @bbb-pj7tu
    @bbb-pj7tu 5 років тому +537

    How to get PTSD without going to war ------------> Being a conscript in the Russian Army.

    • @robertwozniak7263
      @robertwozniak7263 5 років тому +10

      including great weight loss

    • @anastasiahey2327
      @anastasiahey2327 5 років тому +18

      my friends who went to army didn't experience the stuff that nfkrz talks about. They actually had a very cool trainings like diving and going on submarine, etc. Dedovshina, poor quality of food and poor healthcare was a serious problem like a decade ago, but a lot changed since then. So, as many times, i dont really like that roman uses old tropes to shit on russia to entertain his western followers

    • @mon0lithic629
      @mon0lithic629 5 років тому

      Pretty much

    • @hippiemuslim
      @hippiemuslim 5 років тому +1

      What concerns me is that he made a video about evading it which might cause him legal problems if someone sees this. Maybe one year in the army sucks balls, but what about two years in Russian prison?

    • @bbb-pj7tu
      @bbb-pj7tu 5 років тому +28

      @@anastasiahey2327 Lmao Putinoids at work. He's talking about the majority of the conscripts in a huge territory like Russia. I'm sure in a few sections the training must be decent and doesn't include slave labor.

  • @plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka
    @plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka 2 роки тому +638

    That explains a lot about the situation in Ukraine. Untrained young folks who have no choice of not being involved are sent there, often they were not even told where they’re going (this happened to my friend’s army “colleagues”, he was lucky enough to retire just a few months before the war, but his friends were told they’re going for a “scouting” and died soon after the beginning). No surprise that Russian army is not doing its best, considering how the government “prepared” it for the war and how useless and sad this war seems to most Russians (including soldiers). Russia is not a country of free choice, but our obligatory military service is just horrible.

    • @lewdards1127
      @lewdards1127 2 роки тому +32

      i remember watching this video years ago and it rings true today with the state of the russian army

    • @paskalokaa1052
      @paskalokaa1052 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      I stopped reading when I realized your dumbass didn’t know what a conscript was.

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому +3

      Oh, and the US had a draft until after Vietnam, genius

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      Remember the My Lai massacre, you effing moron

  • @kevv202
    @kevv202 5 років тому +513

    And that's the last time Roman was seen..

    • @gregkvye6006
      @gregkvye6006 5 років тому +3

      It seems that Russia is democratic. This video would be taken down, he would get wist in USA .

    • @metalfusion1319
      @metalfusion1319 5 років тому +5

      Greg Kvye what?

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 5 років тому

      @@gregkvye6006 It is democratic. Every country is ruled by the tyranny of democracy, because the majority could unite and stand up whenever they wanted for their rights, but they dont, because they either dont see the problem, or they dont care that much. How do you think are cops in America allowed to murder innocent and harmless people in cold blood and get away with it because they have given an "oath" to god? Cause people dont care, and the other half relates police brutality with race, which is not really the case.

    • @merma9042
      @merma9042 5 років тому +1

      @@HiJack3r not saying there aremt corrupt cops who wrongfully murder innocent ppl. But if u look into most cases with context it's usually a justified shooting. Most cases brought to attention in the media are just 30 second clips taking everything outta context and focused on slandering perfectly good cops for clout. Instead of actually finding and focusing on the bad ones because that's too much work for them.

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 5 років тому

      ​@@merma9042 It doesnt matter if someone is corrupt or not, the state is far more forgiving to cops and even if one straight up shoots someone without reasonable suspicion they can get away with it if they just say that they panicked or something, and they dont even lose their badge.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Philando_Castile
      Im not saying cops should always get punished for the mistakes they make, but i am saying nobody should get punished. People should not go to prison for 10+ years for drug possession, while cops straight up shoot people 7 times with a handgun and get away with it. Instead, measurements should be taken so that such incidents dont happen again. But in the case of Castile, the state just paid the family about a million dollars, and they called it a day, instead of taking away Yanez's badge and sending him to therapy or something so that he can control himself and not panick when there is simply a gun in a car.

  • @Olivia_Wolfess
    @Olivia_Wolfess 5 років тому +389

    Any Video Roman makes: Demonitized
    Roman makes a Video on the Army: Not Demonitized lol

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +10

      UA-cam is owned by Putin

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому

      @@Nugcon brook gets cursed in this weird new video... Im scared. Click me its titled "hate, the musical, You like this movie no one in youtube create like him. Go to him

  • @enxx2362
    @enxx2362 5 років тому +382

    > Plans to evade the army by faking non-eligibility
    > Publicly states it on youtube

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 5 років тому +61

      as long as he pays the money they wont care

    • @RansomedSin
      @RansomedSin 5 років тому +58

      Those boomers don't understand, nor speak english anyways.

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 років тому +9

      Seems like you didn’t understand the video buddy.
      Rewind and really try to focus on the subject.
      If you still don’t get it; then that’s ok sport!

    • @vaylard9474
      @vaylard9474 5 років тому +17

      Exploiting loopholes is not illegal

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 5 років тому +16

      I think he just wasn't clear enough in his wording. Not "evade", which is a very direct translation from russian "уклониться", but "avoid" as in not have to get conscripted.

  • @jlpack62
    @jlpack62 2 роки тому +522

    Two years later, this video sure sounds credible and accurate.

    • @zenokarlsbach4292
      @zenokarlsbach4292 2 роки тому +11

      One of the things I like about the famous Russians!

    • @sqqqqqqqqqq
      @sqqqqqqqqqq 2 роки тому +2

      There are no conscripts in ukraine

    • @sqqqqqqqqqq
      @sqqqqqqqqqq 2 роки тому

      @@kasimgulek9567 none of the soldiers in ukraine are conscripts plesse do your research

    • @Lawinenmann
      @Lawinenmann 2 роки тому +10

      @@sqqqqqqqqqq cope

    • @kbtred51
      @kbtred51 2 роки тому +3

      Now former Z cheerers are NFKRZ

  • @lefyri6715
    @lefyri6715 5 років тому +615

    he just told the Russian gov his plans, he finna die

    • @OM-AR2008
      @OM-AR2008 5 років тому +2

      👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 5 років тому +4

      Nah, at worst the only will draft him to serve against his will.

    • @MOON_HVNA
      @MOON_HVNA 5 років тому +21

      The boomers don't even understand english, he'll be safe fam

    • @Zohairshanteer
      @Zohairshanteer 4 роки тому

      Wtf is finna

    • @hbombfreak
      @hbombfreak 4 роки тому +4

      The Russian government isn’t the CCP, so he’s probably gonna be fine idk

  • @aug-pahunters51
    @aug-pahunters51 4 роки тому +799

    $10.73 a month?! Holy shit that blows. That's like 2 hours of work at McDonald's.

  • @rytisliaucys3444
    @rytisliaucys3444 4 роки тому +2330

    This is hilarious.
    Lithuania is like the size of Moscow, and yet:
    - a conscript gets 200 EUR ( 13876,58 RUBLES) a month
    - an additional one-time payout of 2000 EUR once he finishes service (138765,80 RUBLES)
    - the food is ridiculously good. Honestly, better than the awesome stuff my mom did. Yet, despite being very tasty, everything is balanced so you still lose fat and gain muscle mass.
    - health is taken very seriously. If you as much as get a runny nose, they don't let you do the outside drills.
    - I had a lot of fun there and actually learned a lot of things I find use for in real life.
    EDIT: Comment is outdated. The monthly pay and the payout at the end is now considerably larger. Lowest rank soldier who stays after compulsory service gets 1.5k EUR after tax per month
    Source: was in the Lithuanian Military. Would do it all over again. It's fun AF and you get paid.

    • @Echonautas
      @Echonautas 4 роки тому +129

      But you can still be taken against your will to the army with the new laws coming in, like one of my friends is scared that he will get drafted after new years and that means that he will loose his current job. He recently got a job delivering stuff and the longer he works there the better the pay, the army might just fuck that oportunity up completely for him.

    • @MRgemmu
      @MRgemmu 4 роки тому +37

      Damn, i tought that in lithuania they get about 100eur like us in estonia. sergeants get about 175

    • @rytisliaucys3444
      @rytisliaucys3444 4 роки тому +66

      @@MRgemmu Dude what. Conscripts get 200 a month. Sergeants get above 1000 eur a month xD. Basically once you serve the conscription and decide to stay as a professional soldier and pass the selection, your monthly salary once youre a private is 1000 eur a month.

    • @rytisliaucys3444
      @rytisliaucys3444 4 роки тому +69

      @@Echonautas Not true. If they draft you, the workplace is legally bound to hold your work position for you until you return and if they dont, they can get fined. Plus, there are ways to appeal that your current life situation does not allow you to serve so they let you pass. Besides, they just shortened the conscription age.

    • @scottpascal3099
      @scottpascal3099 4 роки тому +19

      I have friends in the Romanian army as regular soldiers and they get 700 Euros to 800 Euros a month + bonuses.

  • @Noxis07
    @Noxis07 2 роки тому +693

    Welp... Glad you dodged that bullet, Roman. It's tragic how many young Russian men have been thrown into the meat grinder against their own will.

    • @adamlutz6333
      @adamlutz6333 2 роки тому +21

      My reaction to this vid was… bruh.

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      *Cues “Draft dodgers rag” reading all these comments from imbeciles*

    • @Lazarus1095
      @Lazarus1095 2 роки тому +5

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • @spookyt8692
      @spookyt8692 2 роки тому +1

      That is what happened in world war one, they dropped their arms and walked back to Moscow to join protests their wives and mothers had set up. Russians could use a little bit of that thinking since it gave birth to the Soviet Union, which they still have a hard on for. Then again, the system has been in place for a long time and its citizenry thought it was a sign of national strength. I suppose if they keep sending troops to the front there will be less to send to the front later on...

    • @balkancommenterwithseveree7552
      @balkancommenterwithseveree7552 2 роки тому +4

      Thrown as Cannon Fodder.

  • @IowanLawman
    @IowanLawman 4 роки тому +933

    I have a Russian friend in the tank forces when he did his military service. He told me stories that I thought were jokes but apparently not. For example; in his battalion, several recruits passed out and nearly died because the T-80 and BMPs they were in had bad fume extractors, so when they fired the gun, the smoke came back into the cabin and suffocated people. The gas masks don't work because the airtight seals had degraded. Food and the MREs were shit as well and he was jealous that we still have access to Tim Hortons and glorious McDonalds even on deployment in Afghanistan. And when I told him how much an E-5 made, which is Sergeant in the Marine Corps, he nearly fell off his chair.

    • @VergilDarkslayer
      @VergilDarkslayer 4 роки тому +10

      @Uncle Paul so still russian

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 4 роки тому +8

      @Kenny the G Blame the winter and the fact that Hitler was being too overly confident in his plan to capture Moscow before it

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +1

      Uncle Paul What about china

    • @user-oq2ez5lz8w
      @user-oq2ez5lz8w 4 роки тому

      Well at least it was in the conscript one

    • @user-oq2ez5lz8w
      @user-oq2ez5lz8w 4 роки тому

      _MaZ_TeR_ the Germans would not have won

  • @BIGSLMAN
    @BIGSLMAN 5 років тому +269

    This whole military hierarchy is probably even older than 50 years. When my dad was in the East German army (also conscripted) they had a similar system called "EK-Bewegung". My dad told me storied of having to scrub toilets in a hazmat suit, being forced to smuggle in alcohol to the base and how one guy died because they threw him, inside a cupboard, out of a window because he wouldn't sing when the older soldiers wanted to play "jukebox".
    Really fucked up shit went down there.

  • @daumantasdaniel1929
    @daumantasdaniel1929 5 років тому +652

    Lets start gofundme to buy Roman out of military

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 5 років тому +74

      I agree, we better save Roman's hair before he goes bald.
      gofundme till 3000 dollars hell yeah.

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 5 років тому +6

      Great fkng idea!

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 5 років тому +3

      @SkvidiChannel maybe. Because he definitely makes minimal off of all the demonetization. But, even with patreon, he's paying out a lot of expenses for everything also.

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 5 років тому +10

      @Kristof P one person who doesn't even wanna be there to begin with only weakens the whole. That's why volunteers make such better soldiers.

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 5 років тому

      @@rukus9585 expensese of telling storys in his moms house? how does that work?

  • @linkoff7088
    @linkoff7088 3 роки тому +159

    I live in Russia and I am 16, today I passed the military registration and enlistment office. This is necessary in order for you to be registered and have a medical examination, everyone undergoes it before joining the army, then at the age of 18 you are rechecked again and if you are fit, then you go to the army. It was awful from submitting documents to leaving. They literally called me obscene words for not completely cutting out the photo, then the circle of hell began, we all crowded in a cramped room, going to different offices to the doctors for examination, they always accompanied us with an angry and displeased look. When I had to go through the last room (psychiatrist), I was asked "how do you feel about serving in the army?" I said "negative" after which she wrote something there and sent me on. Most people in Russia hate the obligatory army, because you need to serve a year and only men. If you enter a university, it does not mean that you will not go to the army, you also need a military department at your university, and they are not available in all universities. I am silent about the service in the army itself, because there you can't go with phones (if they see it, they will nail it on a nail at the main entrance so that everyone knows), paint the grass with green paint, build a country house for a major and about bullying in the army where people with senior ranks they are trying to humiliate you or, even worse, rape you. In general, I was not lucky to live in this country :(

    • @iroquoiskaram8639
      @iroquoiskaram8639 3 роки тому +40

      I am 18 and I live in Syria. Might get drafted soon, and if I get drafted, I'll be gone for 5-8 years. See all the humiliation in the Russian army? Its worse here, plus we are at war and death is very possible.
      I just don't care anymore. They want a monster? They'll get one.

    • @hassanhellani7131
      @hassanhellani7131 3 роки тому +1

      @@iroquoiskaram8639 kbir🔥

    • @cloverfield411
      @cloverfield411 3 роки тому +22

      same, sadly
      they harassed me for my hair color (i dyed it ginger) and made fun of my sicknesses
      also the psychiatrist was a weirdo and kept asking me about my divorced parents
      terrible experience, i hope i can just migrate out of this shithole and live happily

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 3 роки тому +9

      @@cloverfield411 run the fuck away from Russia as far and as fast as you can

    • @zaydee6304
      @zaydee6304 3 роки тому +4

      @@iroquoiskaram8639 this makes me so sad

  • @Jyyhjyyh
    @Jyyhjyyh 4 роки тому +574

    When I was doing my obligatory service in the Finnish army we had quite a few guys with dual Russian-Finnish citizenships and many of them said the main reason they are doing it is that they could keep visiting Russia without having to worry about getting conscripted there because serving in the Finnish military gets them exempted from the Russian one.

    • @MrCoconut212
      @MrCoconut212 4 роки тому +13

      why you guys have so many ruskies in Finland? That sucks.

    • @Jyyhjyyh
      @Jyyhjyyh 4 роки тому +108

      @@MrCoconut212 Because there's 145 million ruskies living just across the border. It doesn't really suck.

    • @joshualieberman1059
      @joshualieberman1059 4 роки тому +42

      Coconut212 I think ruskies don't sitting on welfare unlike other immigrants from the Middle East or Africa. It's outrageous that those people are more welcomed in Eastern and Nothern EU counties than ruskies who don't want any government help just to be allowed to live in civilized country.

    • @Jyyhjyyh
      @Jyyhjyyh 4 роки тому +47

      ​@BRRP Can you both shut up about immigrants living on welfare?

    • @joshualieberman1059
      @joshualieberman1059 4 роки тому +18

      BRRP Whut? Is it your personal bias or maybe you have some statistics? In the Czech Republic Russian emigrants definitely do not sit on welfare, many of them are actually IT and business people creating jobs or having a high payed jobs paying taxes etc.

  • @porit1023
    @porit1023 5 років тому +601

    * *_Roman having fun, being free, being normal_* *
    Russia: I'm 'bouta end this man's whole career

  • @jokuvaan5175
    @jokuvaan5175 2 роки тому +181

    Finland also has a mandatory military service for all males over 18 years old which usually lasts from 6-12 months. You can also just choose to go to civil sevice for a year. Or jail, well usually you are "free" but you have to walk around with a tracer wrapped around your ankle. They do a physical examination before you enter and just let people like asthmatics and diabetics free of the whole thing. Or just psychos. Even doctor's not saying you are wetting your bed at night can get you off the hook. Every weekend you get to go home unless there is some special occastion like training excercise. On some evenings you could also ho out to nearby town for some hours. And you spend the whole time doing actually army related stuff. Well, idk if collecting money for veterans counts as military stuff. You also get paid a little salary and the army pays your rent if you have own appartment. The food is like public school level food. Maybe a bit more options. Though in training camps it was sometimes just bad and I lost 15 kilos of my weight in just half a year. And I wasn't even overweight. Who mixes canned tuna and pasta with little to no spice!? Just didn't bring any own food really to training camps. You actually get to shoot there. We went to shooting range like once a month and shot a lot of blanks in excercises. Physical and mental abuse is taken very seriously by higher ups and the cases are sometimes handed over to police so the service was very civil. Just like hanging out with random dudes in forest with a boss yelling at you occationally.

    • @DanielLLevy
      @DanielLLevy 2 роки тому +8

      I never was a conscript since I was discharged from the French Army, which was then compulsory, after 10 days at the combat engineer reserve officer school, because I didn't want to be there and my trench back in 1984 was definitely not on French soil. 1983-4 were those years when WWIII was getting real. When I asked one of the school's instructors, on the first night following induction before military discipline and the whole distance crap kicked in, what he intended to do when Andropov's tanks started rolling across the Fulda Gap, he told me he was going to don civvies and start moving West. This made me decide to go plan B with the psychiatric shtik, for which I had ample time to prepare since sleep deprivation was really easy to do in the barracks. So, a few years later, I became a reservist straight away in the IDF, with four months of intense training for starts. I never had much to complain about in that very civilian National Defense, combat-rated outfit I was affected to to be frank, and good times could be had aside of what needed to be done. My next generation was conscripted, and apart from a few problems my daughters had with the ill-fitting and unsightly uniforms issued to the female conscripts of a country that prides itself of its fashion industry, everybody had really positive, formative few years in the Army regardless of which branch they served in. The only requirement to get there was, seemingly, to know what you want and can do, and get detailed to actually learn a military trade that can be useful (or not) later in civilian life, or at a minimum afford you a network of buddies for life.

    • @saatosale4794
      @saatosale4794 2 роки тому +13

      I feel like a special forces operator after watching this vid as a Finnish conscript lol

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 роки тому +4

      I wish we had something like this in America but with options like the peace corps or teaching abroad or doing other public service an an option

    • @manjelos
      @manjelos 2 роки тому

      @@jjcoola998 National guard?

    • @Potato-yd3hv
      @Potato-yd3hv 2 роки тому +10

      Finland's a country worth fighting for. I wouldn't mind being conscripted for Finland.

  • @kurkistelevakissa3764
    @kurkistelevakissa3764 4 роки тому +223

    Finnish army is like a heaven compared to that. Probably because everyone has to go there regardless of socio-economical situation and corruption is practically non-existent.

    • @hexostatus4658
      @hexostatus4658 3 роки тому +5

      But finns are determined from the draft is another factor whether you have to serve or not.

    • @poker1540
      @poker1540 3 роки тому +5

      Everyone has to go? You only need a little bit of cleverness and you can very and I say VERY easily evade finnish military draft like I did. I don't understand how stupid guys are in Finland that goes there. For example I just threatened to doctor that "I would kill myself if they take me into army" and just kept repeating that threat until doctor gave me exemption (C-classification). So your statement that everyone has to go is bullshit. :D

    • @GameCaliber1
      @GameCaliber1 3 роки тому +17

      @@poker1540 I'd honestly be a bit ashamed to fake an illness to avoid the military, but I do know of people who have done it (including my friend) and I do understand why they do it. I think in Finland we generally have a more positive attitude toward the military and thus less people avoiding it.

    • @poker1540
      @poker1540 3 роки тому +3

      @@GameCaliber1 I don’t understand why they have such a positive attitude towards that unequal slavery. For example I have very negative attitude towards that insane concentration camp. Thankfully in Finland you just need to say that ”I’m good killmyself if I end up ik army” and you can evade. Why would you feel ashamed to fake an illness? It’s just cleverness when you can fake sometjing for your own benefit.

    • @GameCaliber1
      @GameCaliber1 3 роки тому +6

      @@poker1540 I guess it comes down to upbringing and personal attitude toward the defense forces. Don't get me wrong, were it not mandatory, I wouldn't have gone either. I just think that for us having this system is necessary.

  • @holyinquisitor7003
    @holyinquisitor7003 5 років тому +367

    Putin: *"Interesting"*

    • @philthethotdestroyer4194
      @philthethotdestroyer4194 5 років тому +16

      next video "i just got a conscription letter in the mail from the russian army"

    • @AbsoluteMiniacGena
      @AbsoluteMiniacGena 5 років тому +3

      I cannot believe they only get 700 roubles a month! Then again, I don’t know generally how much people earn in Russia and how much things cost.
      It’s a pittance to us Brits at £8.76 and wouldn’t even be enough to buy one packet of cigarettes.

    • @johnnysmith5599
      @johnnysmith5599 5 років тому +1

      Today is his birthday

    • @johnnysmith5599
      @johnnysmith5599 5 років тому

      67 years old

    • @LingLing-pn3us
      @LingLing-pn3us 5 років тому

      Phil The Thot Destroyer 🤪🤪😂🤣🤣

  • @richardrawson9430
    @richardrawson9430 2 роки тому +92

    In the 1940's, 50's and 60's, the United States required two years of compulsory military service of males 18 to 25 years old. Males were conscripted typically at age 21 if they had not already served. Salaries were very low. Conscripts were likely to serve in real wars if any were going on. President Richard Nixon and the US Congress ended conscription in the early 1970s because it was very unpopular.

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 2 роки тому +4

      Well, it’s ain’t happening in Russia.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 2 роки тому

      Oh that terrible Nixon, saving China, ending compulsory service what else did he do? Anyone know? Or are you simply educated by the entertainment industry?

    • @willfont1143
      @willfont1143 2 роки тому +10

      It was compulsory to register for the draft upon ones 18th birthday in the US. Being drafted however was like losing the lottery... as many Vietnam era draftees fled to Canada and others found student or medical deferments to evade military service. A particular case in point was "Mister Bone Spurs" himself.

    • @richardrawson9430
      @richardrawson9430 2 роки тому

      @@willfont1143 I concur. In case anyone does't know, Mr. Bone Spurs is former U.S. President Trump, who avoided military service by having a podiatrist send a letter to his draft board stating bone spurs made him unfit.

    • @lifeofabronovich7792
      @lifeofabronovich7792 Рік тому +1

      @@willfont1143you still do have to register for the draft when you turn 18 here. There just hasn’t been an active one since Vietnam, but in the event that one were to happen, they would have a list of people eligible for service this way.

  • @thebj2701
    @thebj2701 5 років тому +585

    So basically you must be a slave for 1 year with bonuses like:
    >Pneumonia
    >PTSD
    Extra Bonuses: Constant humiliation, Physical abuse (With probability of lifetime injuries!) and 10$ per month!

    • @charleseternal1751
      @charleseternal1751 5 років тому +6

      Oof

    • @toxicbee990
      @toxicbee990 5 років тому +11

      Same as Greece

    • @freetimeidiot4541
      @freetimeidiot4541 5 років тому +40

      @B O U Y B O Y yeah how can daily beatings and humaliations stress you out beyond belief. Just, like, don't let it happen to you.

    • @thanrou8642
      @thanrou8642 5 років тому

      Conscription in greece is lit

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 5 років тому +10

      @B O U Y B O Y Being beaten and humilliated the shit out of you by the higher ups in the army.

  • @monsieur1936
    @monsieur1936 4 роки тому +512

    Everybody is gangster until India starts obligatory military service

    • @gjergjkastrioti2966
      @gjergjkastrioti2966 4 роки тому +48

      100million soldier

    • @monsieur1936
      @monsieur1936 4 роки тому +3

      @@gjergjkastrioti2966 yes 😈😈

    • @monsieur1936
      @monsieur1936 4 роки тому +17

      @KinG of SomethiNG it already has. And most importantly, China may have more people than India, like a Germany volume of more people but India haves more youth.

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 4 роки тому +21

      @KinG of SomethiNG M240 go dadadada
      No seriously though, without professional soldiers any future wars will turn into a bloodbath. Modern weapons are simply too efficient to throw bodies at until they run out of ammo.

    • @DivineOrange
      @DivineOrange 4 роки тому +7

      America and Russia: *oh shi-*

  • @whw148
    @whw148 5 років тому +164

    I have a russian friend thats currently going through the porcess of being conscripted, I wish all the luck to him.

    • @CrafterboeyMiner
      @CrafterboeyMiner 4 роки тому

      @@identity2257 coomer

    • @identity2257
      @identity2257 4 роки тому +6

      @@CrafterboeyMiner fuck you too

    • @ocean235
      @ocean235 4 роки тому

      @@identity2257 what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @daniels1263
      @daniels1263 4 роки тому

      В России?

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 4 роки тому +195

    If it's so bad that soldiers get PTSD from basic training, then I can't imagine what they would have to endure during a war

    • @thecakecakecake8198
      @thecakecakecake8198 4 роки тому +3

      @Ruturaj Shiralkar that was mostly due to poor leadership though

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 4 роки тому +33

      Getting slaughtered while professionals mop up the rest.
      Conscripts are bad. There's a reason the US moved away from them after Vietnam.

    • @rebouteguilliman
      @rebouteguilliman 3 роки тому +4

      @@orion8981Yip. Damn true

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 роки тому +4

      Death Penalty.

    • @saltypatriot4181
      @saltypatriot4181 3 роки тому +2

      💀not one foot back💀

  • @leanlizard3722
    @leanlizard3722 4 роки тому +667

    America: We should properly teach our soldiers to fight
    Russia: If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually they'll run out of bullets.

    • @Avionicx
      @Avionicx 4 роки тому +67

      Worked in WWII lmao

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 4 роки тому +8

      @Central Intelligence Agency and Israel

    • @giedriusgu7033
      @giedriusgu7033 4 роки тому +8

      @Central Intelligence Agency There are reasons why they do.

    • @MrCoconut212
      @MrCoconut212 4 роки тому +11

      @Central Intelligence Agency Singapore's and SK's armies are actually competent.

    • @paulchatal
      @paulchatal 4 роки тому +23

      The worst part is that was true, in ww2 the Soviets would send lower tier infantry in first waves just to clear minefields. The Germans would still shoot at them as they valued the mines more than the 'threat' these troops represented

  • @Leitis_Fella
    @Leitis_Fella 2 роки тому +134

    This correlates with accounts from Russian POWs saying that the Ukrainians who captured them treat them better than the Russian Army did.

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, sure, and the NVA welcomed McCain with tea and sticky rice cakes.
      Wow, the manufactured consent is strong RN.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому +4

      @@hallerd what does that even have to do with.. -nvm .-.
      Lol cognitive dissonance on fleek huh?

    • @GordonFreez
      @GordonFreez 2 роки тому +3

      Especially those who had their throats cut and left to die. Truly Ukrainians treated them better (sarcasm)

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 2 роки тому

      @@GordonFreez got a video of that, or are you just Putin's lap dancer?

    • @Nolant.
      @Nolant. 2 роки тому

      @@TheBLGL to be fair McCain was bombing there country

  • @iTzNitrOxZ
    @iTzNitrOxZ 5 років тому +192

    in finnish army (compulsory) we got pretty much every weekend off, had decent food and no violence against soldiers. good times

    • @mlgsty8880
      @mlgsty8880 5 років тому +8

      Yeah my friends tell me that it is pretty chill there now as Im going there in 3 months.

    • @iTzNitrOxZ
      @iTzNitrOxZ 5 років тому +22

      @@mlgsty8880 also we shot guns AND artillery guns alot in 1 year of service. i was an artilleryman

    • @SleazyRoseWalker
      @SleazyRoseWalker 5 років тому +15

      That depends in what company you were in and what year you served. I was in coastal jaeger company and we barely had any loma/weekends off and the military staff were hard and unforgiving, in a fair good way though. I've heard recruits have gotten it a lot easier now, like more loma and friendlier, softer approach from the staff.
      Which is lame af imo. You're supposed to harden up while doing your service. Even though it was tough and the staff yelled and terrorized your mind, it was a fun time which left good memories of the hardships you went though with your serving mates, cause you all went theough it together.

    • @BalmainRick
      @BalmainRick 5 років тому +7

      @@iTzNitrOxZ huutista tykkimiehelle :D

    • @iTzNitrOxZ
      @iTzNitrOxZ 5 років тому +6

      @@BalmainRick no mut hei olin sentää valmiusyksikössä :D:D

  • @phoenicianussr9179
    @phoenicianussr9179 5 років тому +90

    Roman’s gonna make one of those Russian Army fail compliations🤣

  • @shrippie-4214
    @shrippie-4214 4 роки тому +401

    Wow the Russian army sounds like my family

    • @vmfeldsher
      @vmfeldsher 4 роки тому +15

      Blin,that's bad

    • @theycallmeuslessness808
      @theycallmeuslessness808 4 роки тому +18

      You building houses for boomers as well? 😂

    • @kirilll7806
      @kirilll7806 4 роки тому +2

      are u depressed huh

    • @vmfeldsher
      @vmfeldsher 4 роки тому

      @@theycallmeuslessness808 This ain't a joke

    • @vmfeldsher
      @vmfeldsher 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh,if u need help,join me on Discord
      Spetsnaz 728#8057

  • @unclescipio3136
    @unclescipio3136 2 роки тому +236

    Watching this in 2022 and Russia's crap fighting ability now makes a lot of sense.

    • @alexissoto5662
      @alexissoto5662 2 роки тому +19

      I know 😂

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      Yeah. Like the US conscripts in Vietnam, getting their asses handed to them by rice farmers.

    • @unclescipio3136
      @unclescipio3136 2 роки тому +33

      @@TheBLGL it's actually worse than that. They've taken more casualties in less than two months than the Yanks did in the first five years in Vietnam. And with a smaller force. Mind you, the Yanks had better training and equipment, and the VC weren't as well-equipped as the Ukrainians are. It's a pity that the Russians haven't learned not to use conscripts.

    • @manjelos
      @manjelos 2 роки тому

      @@unclescipio3136 Well, Putin did believed to tuned reports and analysis of FSB. Putin did not told to FSB that he will for reel attack Ukraine, they did not told him the truth. So he expected to have Crimea 2.0. Basically, ex spy got trolled by own information service.

    • @kingnevermore25
      @kingnevermore25 2 роки тому

      @@unclescipio3136 Where are you getting your info you poor brainwashed person? Yes Russians did bad job initially at Kiev and Chernigov they suffered a lot of losses because of poor logistics and preparation also lack of men. But now they are absolutely killing it at Mariupol and Donbass. It seems that Russia will win this war. So stop watching propaganda and actually learn to follow multiple sources and be objective.

  • @Nicky_Savage
    @Nicky_Savage 5 років тому +488

    Russian army is gonna teach you how to peel potatoes like a pro.

    • @horsiejean4537
      @horsiejean4537 5 років тому +54

      My dad said he had to peel whole bath full of potatoes with a spoon. There was a machine for it but it was broken, so he fixed it. Some time later the officer came and just smashed the machine and said "I told you, peel them with a spoon! "

    • @wayneosborn5670
      @wayneosborn5670 4 роки тому

      like pro

    • @irakleuserakleus544
      @irakleuserakleus544 4 роки тому +1

      greek army too :-p

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      Man, this comment did not age well. And clearly this Western has never heard of KP duty.

    • @AManWithNoName
      @AManWithNoName 2 роки тому +2

      @@irakleuserakleus544 Turkish army too, execpt it's not potato but just workout :-p

  • @spot67833
    @spot67833 5 років тому +1559

    Bruh, just marry me and move to the U.S.
    It wont be gay, it's just a homie helping a homie
    Edit: woag okay this comment lowkey blew up a bit. Nice.

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 5 років тому +134

      no homo just fraud?

    • @ashthetrash2109
      @ashthetrash2109 5 років тому +155

      @Rob S nah man hes just a real homie he dosent led hes niggas down

    • @mosthated863
      @mosthated863 5 років тому +14

      Outta the closet but not 😆

    • @monkeyxpwner
      @monkeyxpwner 5 років тому +18

      I'm sure the Russian government recognizes gay marriage, go ahead my guy

    • @bambihasantlers4744
      @bambihasantlers4744 5 років тому +15

      That is an awesome idea. I can't wait to see what the police and army will say when he will say that he is married to a man. HA he will get a god beating and thrown I to the worse part of the army

  • @ozkul_arda200
    @ozkul_arda200 4 роки тому +668

    It is scary how similar russian army is to the turkish army.

    • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
      @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 4 роки тому +60

      Man they are armies, most of them are similar in many ways regardless of country

    • @pedrorezende6444
      @pedrorezende6444 4 роки тому +25

      I thought the same about how similar it is to the Brazilian army. The differences are small, both are pretty much the same.

    • @fr00tloops
      @fr00tloops 4 роки тому +34

      When it comes to forced conscription turkey and Russia are at the bottom of the barrel. Really abysmal food, unstable environment and uncertain future. Singapore, Israel and South Korea are at the top of the hiearchy of nation's for conscription. Israel in my opinion the toughest of the 3 because immediate exposure to war culture from day 1 and despite the high quality basics it's mentally intense and exhausting to be at the brink of war 24/7 with border patrols and immigrants joining the military for quicker road to citizenship.

    • @NichtNameee
      @NichtNameee 4 роки тому

      @FunnyPole War has changed

    • @warhund
      @warhund 4 роки тому +1

      Thats just any army in the world.

  • @christopherfain8736
    @christopherfain8736 2 роки тому +99

    You dodged a real bullet by skipping town, dude. This explains so much about what we've been seeing. Thank the gods for the corrupt and untrained at this point. I just feel so bad about the poor slubs being used as cannon fodder.

  • @nathanboeke838
    @nathanboeke838 4 роки тому +2285

    America: let’s put time and money into training soldiers so we have a good military
    Russia: MeAT ShiEldS

    • @Mark-ve7wu
      @Mark-ve7wu 4 роки тому +33

      man why this joke has so few likes

    • @warroomproductions
      @warroomproductions 4 роки тому +18

      Mark idk I found it funny because it is true

    • @TheHoagie13
      @TheHoagie13 4 роки тому +8

      *Basically.....*

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 4 роки тому +17

      Not to be that guy but oh well, this joke is not based on reality :D

    • @warroomproductions
      @warroomproductions 4 роки тому +8

      cesar febres should he have said Soviet Union

  • @derekg5674
    @derekg5674 5 років тому +174

    You can’t just say, “throw out the poop sock,” and then go on like you never said, “throw out the poop sock.”

  • @MsRiqueman
    @MsRiqueman 5 років тому +107

    The Brazillian Army has a similar mandatory service time. Every male man has to present himself to the armed forces of Brazil when he is 18 year old.
    I was a volunteer because I believe in our army and liked my year of service.
    But this whole slave soldier thing is really bad, it destroys the soldiers morale because most of us join thinking we are going to contribute to our country with military service, learning how to fight to defend our country, but instead, we train for half a year, then its only cleaning, cutting grass and guard duty, while all the other people who didnt serve are studying.
    But one thing military service does right is to prepare you for hardships. After serving you become much tougher and competent, I saw stupid teenagers turn into grown men because of hard training.
    I dont know anything about Russian military though.

    • @joshuaarroyo7235
      @joshuaarroyo7235 4 роки тому +6

      I served three years in the United states army and majority of the time I just cleaned and did guard duty at the desk. It was boring and I didn't even get to deploy while my unit went about to Europe and I had to stay so it wasn't enjoyable for me because I wanted to serve my country and not be a janitor or some shit. I was thinking of joining the legion and doing infantry again since I still crave the military life.

    • @joshuaarroyo7235
      @joshuaarroyo7235 4 роки тому +1

      @FattyFludders (12B) Combat engineer. I was stationed in Fort Riley, Kansas and my unit was the 82nd Engineer battalion, 2nd Brigade, 1st Division. Didn't do much explosives training after my first year at my unit and just spent most of my time fixing Bradley's and doing guard.

    • @joshuaarroyo7235
      @joshuaarroyo7235 4 роки тому +1

      @FattyFludders don't thank me Bubba I really didn't do anything. I just wanted to do my part and have a bit of adventure. But out of kindness from my heart I thank you for being appreciative. Did you serve as well or are you interested? It's good to talk to people from back home do to the fact that I'm not in the country at the moment and I miss the smell of freedom hehe.

    • @lenitaa7938
      @lenitaa7938 4 роки тому +5

      @@joshuaarroyo7235 On the positive side, you are still alive and you don't need to worry about having PTSD, such as nor having nightmares of having to kill other human beings or seeing your friends blown up! Too many waking wounded, whose lives and relationships are destroyed due to PTSD!

    • @joshuaarroyo7235
      @joshuaarroyo7235 4 роки тому +3

      @@lenitaa7938 PTSD is bad and I feel ache in my heart for those who experienced it. But one thing I can say from those who been to war and have suffered from PTSD is that they don't want to be treated any differently from everyone else. Just yesterday I was at the VA hospital doing a check up and had a conversation with a 20 year vet who told me that one of the things he hated about being in the civilian life was how everyone treated him like he was a sensitive person because of his deployment record. He been to several conflicts around the world and is the happiest guy you can meet. Guy was a hippie by heart. I'm grateful for my service and I would do it again in a heartbeat if I had to.

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin 2 роки тому +44

    Glad to see this video reappear. I’m guessing it’s a bit safer now Roman is out of the RF.

  • @deathicael7843
    @deathicael7843 5 років тому +415

    isnt it kind of a bad idea to post something about this while in contact with legal representation?

    • @astrsychev9333
      @astrsychev9333 5 років тому +46

      Deathicael
      nuh , almost nobody in russian military cares about what you say on youtube or our social networks, until you say something like "Kill all russians" or terroristic stuff.Even if you say someth like that it will take ~half of the year-year for russian officials to react.In early days (2000-2012 or somth) nobody gave a shit about even that kind of stuff, couse russian secret service and police gave a shit only about money they can make and about whats going on on tv or another mass media.Russian info weaponary wasnt and isnt advanced enough, its not like euro one or american one.

    • @raytrace2432
      @raytrace2432 5 років тому +25

      Well russian army officials doesnt speak english and doesnt understand it (and doesnt know, what is "internet"). Really. Almost none of them. Because they are dumb uneducated boomer-vatniks. And thats really the only reason. There is even a stereotype about dumbness of soldiers, officers and generals, and its true. Smart people dont go in russian army.
      So he could said anything he wanted.

    • @adrianfahrenheit5600
      @adrianfahrenheit5600 5 років тому +8

      Define "legal representation" or is OP getting to the court or something? If you're asking if it is a bad idea to post such videos while he's trying to get into EU, well, it doesn't really matter, not to EU definitely. Neither would care the government of Russia since he's not trying to get employed in the government or anything like that, though even then I doubt they would really care about something like this, after all OP is not trying to promote illegal activity in his video (although his views are biased and are mostly his opinion).
      However, there is an organization in Russia that is trying to control the information flow, that includes the internet obviously. So, if someone notices this video (we're speaking of humans, not machines, humans that understand the language even) at worst OP will get strikes from this org for his video and it might get removed afterwards due to slander, misrepresentation, hate speech or what ever reason they may choose to block this video. That's about it. It really depends from how popular the video gets though, if it will appear in a feed in Russia, then the org certainly going to notice it. Still, usually they're going after videos with "problematic" footage or extremely offensive footage and there is none of that in the video, so it's really hard to tell if they going to bother. After all, there are even actual journalists in Russia that are getting away with much worse articles.

    • @Nana-os2mp
      @Nana-os2mp 4 роки тому +3

      @@raytrace2432 I think you are the one who is dumb and uneducated. Learn how to spell.

    • @Kalyosa
      @Kalyosa 4 роки тому +6

      Ray Trace i think your a bit underestimating the russian military intelligence there...

  • @charelpeffer52
    @charelpeffer52 5 років тому +416

    It’s just the principle of: „if we throw enough people at them, they’ll eventually run out of bullets“

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 5 років тому +27

      The Russians play CoD Zombies

    • @HazeCake
      @HazeCake 5 років тому +41

      "According to Nikita Khrushchev, 1.5 million men were sent to Finland and one million of them were killed, while 1,000 aircraft, 2,300 tanks and armored cars and an enormous amount of other war materials were lost. Finland's losses were limited to 25,904 dead or missing and 43,557 wounded."

    • @asovietreunion13
      @asovietreunion13 5 років тому +10

      It's actually used to save costs of running the military by having cheap labor run the menial tasks.

    • @dansker4185
      @dansker4185 5 років тому +8

      Conscripts arn't the same as soldiers.

    • @Nikolai69420
      @Nikolai69420 5 років тому +11

      @@HazeCake It was 100 000-200 000 which is a lot but those numbers are ridiculous and unrealistic

  • @Samuel-hk8zm
    @Samuel-hk8zm 4 роки тому +893

    Can we raise 3000$ for Roman to be able to pay himself out of the army in case his plan of 'getting a disease" wouldn't work?

  • @Aconetodes
    @Aconetodes 2 роки тому +39

    This aged like fine wine

    • @charlesmcgill2974
      @charlesmcgill2974 2 роки тому +4

      ID SAY especially the part about just ignoring pre existing health conditions and just conscripting anyone

  • @vicrattlehead5251
    @vicrattlehead5251 4 роки тому +98

    the first clip of the Russia's Army Green men singing the Barbie Girl song is just gold.

    • @XVRMEDIA
      @XVRMEDIA 4 роки тому +5

      Back in the 90s before Putin came to power, when the Russian army was pretty much crap and defunded after losing wars in Afghanistan and Chechnya. It's a whole different story nowadays.

    • @Rokaize
      @Rokaize 3 роки тому +3

      @@XVRMEDIA exactly.
      The Russian army now has conscripts but they aren’t even used for warfare. That’s when the professional contract soldiers come into play. That’s who the little green men are. Or the guys in Syria. All contract soldiers who are far better trained, equipped and motivated.

  • @puntoni
    @puntoni 5 років тому +554

    *Literally anyone who lives in the Middle East* : ok

    • @jameel3361
      @jameel3361 5 років тому +7

      What ... what do we have to do with the Russian army .

    • @puntoni
      @puntoni 5 років тому +25

      @@jameel3361 Mandatory Conscription

    • @jameel3361
      @jameel3361 5 років тому +13

      @@puntoni it does not exist in every nation in the Middle East , like Iraq for example.

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 5 років тому +71

      I mean America used to have mandatory conscription and guess what we LOST TO A BUNCH OF RICE FARMERS!

    • @kjullthedemon
      @kjullthedemon 5 років тому +16

      @Christian Kneupper Mandatory conscription was removed after the Vietnam war, because of it.

  • @Warrry
    @Warrry 5 років тому +252

    Beating up, humiliating some young dudes for the "hierarchy"
    Have those dudes never seen Full Metal Jacket? Someone is gonna go full Private Pyle Mode. (Just learned, he's called Private Pyle in english, not Paula)

    • @slowchan2009
      @slowchan2009 5 років тому +13

      they get theirs ak only at shooting range and it's pretty often when young soldiers shoots the fuck up bullies

    • @mihanich
      @mihanich 5 років тому +17

      There have been cases when bullied soldiers go amok. There's a report of a soldier killing his comrades in chechnya.

    • @EscapeFromRussia
      @EscapeFromRussia 5 років тому +10

      We have private Pyle like cases almost every year.

    • @samuelmartens9390
      @samuelmartens9390 5 років тому

      Full metal jacket, ugh you disgust me major payne is way better

    • @petervonfroster8i
      @petervonfroster8i 5 років тому

      I did the same mistake because in the German version he is called Paula too?

  • @matposton87
    @matposton87 2 роки тому +80

    Im glad we have a Professional volunteer Military here in the U.S. I mean I know they can open the draft if shit gets bad, but as a standing Military force we have a quite large 100% volunteer Military

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому +7

      *Laughs in My Lai Massacre - cue Fortunate Son*

    • @chickendinner5572
      @chickendinner5572 2 роки тому +11

      I enlisted in 2010 and enjoyed my time in the US Army. My unit was 10th Mountain Division and we were pretty professional and always training.

    • @baneofbanes
      @baneofbanes 2 роки тому +13

      @@TheBLGL yah, thats sort of the reason why we don’t have a conscript army anymore.

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 2 роки тому +1

      if things get that bad then the draft will never be an option, the military will just start launching nukes

    • @williamsherman1942
      @williamsherman1942 2 роки тому

      @@baneofbanes The My Lai Massacre didn’t just happen because conscription, the people responsible kinda went nuts due to the war and they were basically bastards

  • @handlevognhandlevognsen3128
    @handlevognhandlevognsen3128 5 років тому +418

    This man gives more info about the Russian army in 6 minutes than a 2 hour long documentary that you´re forced to watch in school.

    • @andrejthedrunckbear
      @andrejthedrunckbear 5 років тому +17

      and most of the information he gave is trash. because the conscription numbers dont go to the total active service members of the army and not every unit is treated the same just like in the us being in the nasional guard is not the same as being a cook in the navy.

    • @mcslave3
      @mcslave3 5 років тому +20

      @@andrejthedrunckbear "nasional"

    • @NoTrip
      @NoTrip 5 років тому +1

      No?

    • @Number1FanProductions
      @Number1FanProductions 5 років тому +6

      @@andrejthedrunckbear shit nation shit economy shit army

    • @andrejthedrunckbear
      @andrejthedrunckbear 5 років тому +3

      @Владимир Пукин ah yes bored people dont do stupid shit in any other army...
      >ua-cam.com/video/j2N5i7tGpqw/v-deo.html
      >ua-cam.com/video/lpqmvCe6tsE/v-deo.html
      there is more on live leak
      privet 2ch anka

  • @dimdaman
    @dimdaman 5 років тому +176

    Hiding out in Chelyabinsk disco for a year.

  • @Cthulhuzohavaitfseh
    @Cthulhuzohavaitfseh 5 років тому +83

    Расскажи им про шамана, который шел изгонять Путина.

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov 5 років тому +4

      Darth Orcid
      I wound unsub if he wouldn't include Shaman King theme.

  • @CatalinBogdan
    @CatalinBogdan 2 роки тому +33

    Well, this explains a lot in 2022... Sad that young people die for the ambitions of some megalomaniac leader when they could have done something useful for them, their families, society in general.

  • @sathyanarayanan4171
    @sathyanarayanan4171 5 років тому +465

    *This comment has been deleted by the Russian federation for safety purposes*

  • @Luminite-hx3zs
    @Luminite-hx3zs 4 роки тому +939

    If the Russian army is like this it's no wonder Simo Häyhä was having a field day.

    • @poplar6658
      @poplar6658 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah

    • @Jellygamer0
      @Jellygamer0 4 роки тому +100

      "wear brown coats" they said, "you'll be fine" they said...

    • @AK47_414
      @AK47_414 4 роки тому +17

      It's not like this.. the IMCC is the corrupt branch if the army. The real people who actually stay get real training just like US army I to

    • @asmrbully6980
      @asmrbully6980 4 роки тому

      @@AK47_414 whats the IMCC

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 роки тому

      @ASMR BULLY it sounds like young cadets or something .

  • @odjrugzz6961
    @odjrugzz6961 5 років тому +171

    I don’t think that making a UA-cam video about this is the best way of hiding from the army

    • @bsbdptsd
      @bsbdptsd 5 років тому +52

      99,99% of people in military are actually old fucks, who barely know what youtube is about and none of them speak english so it is pretty safe to do it, and at the end of the day he use lawyers to find legal way to avoid service so this video do nothing anyways

    • @nikolanojic6861
      @nikolanojic6861 5 років тому +4

      @@bsbdptsd Cuz u would know

    • @nikolanojic6861
      @nikolanojic6861 5 років тому +3

      @Neromare Works Its called being a pussy

    • @mrshamf3484
      @mrshamf3484 5 років тому +3

      @@nikolanojic6861 yes, defend your horrible country that goes against all there own citizens human rights

    • @nikolanojic6861
      @nikolanojic6861 5 років тому +6

      @@mrshamf3484 Its kinda in need to ,i mean if Stalin didn't do what he did and industrialize Russia at the cost of his own people well Russian state wouldnt be standing today as a Country

  • @mpsoxygen
    @mpsoxygen 2 роки тому +46

    It use to be like this in my former communist country before joining NATO. Because NATO requested reforms of the army and abolishing conscription there where a lot of videos of the abuse conscripts where subjected to at the time the decision to abolish conscription was made.

    • @UnbekannterSoldat74
      @UnbekannterSoldat74 Рік тому

      Yeah and I'm sure Traian was the right politician at the right place.

  • @svendurakovic5631
    @svendurakovic5631 5 років тому +110

    nfkrz watch out there's a sniper on the rooftop

  • @bigchebureki
    @bigchebureki 4 роки тому +156

    A newly drafted soldier killed himself and five others in the Russian army a while ago.

    • @ivarkich1543
      @ivarkich1543 4 роки тому +13

      This occurs time to time repetitively since Soviet times.

    • @AWtify
      @AWtify 4 роки тому +8

      @@ivarkich1543 This happens from time to time in all the armies of the world.

    • @I_Mark_Mills
      @I_Mark_Mills 4 роки тому +12

      It happens everywhere. Even here in the UK occasionally, even though our army is top notch. Not everybody is cut out for for it, but for some it's their only option left. When they realize they can't handle it, they hang themselves in their room.

    • @bigchebureki
      @bigchebureki 4 роки тому +8

      @@AWtify what makes it even more unfortunate is when conscripts do it, as they really had no choice whether they will or wont go.

    • @XVRMEDIA
      @XVRMEDIA 4 роки тому +1

      No big deal. He would have been killed in a war anyway because he wasn't a man, he was a woman.

  • @CloudBringer
    @CloudBringer 5 років тому +207

    No one:
    Roman: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL

    • @postaldude8319
      @postaldude8319 5 років тому

      Okay...

    • @Delta.Garage
      @Delta.Garage 5 років тому +8

      Brony

    • @KrowwJaeger
      @KrowwJaeger 5 років тому +13

      @@charlotterose1006 yes.

    • @Delta.Garage
      @Delta.Garage 5 років тому +1

      @@charlotterose1006 what's worse than a brony? TWO BRONIES!

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 5 років тому +5

      @@Delta.Garage What's worse than two bronies? A communist.

  • @edith8359
    @edith8359 2 роки тому +29

    You dodged a bullet. Literally you really dodged a bullet.
    Keep making the good moves baby!
    🤣😂

  • @mohammedamayri2237
    @mohammedamayri2237 4 роки тому +674

    1 year? Thats cute.
    Greetings from Syria.

    • @FredLimestone
      @FredLimestone 4 роки тому +284

      That's cute, greetings from North Korea

    • @AdamVelazquezVA
      @AdamVelazquezVA 4 роки тому +61

      @@FredLimestone wait, North Corea has public internet access?

    • @metalji_20s
      @metalji_20s 4 роки тому +124

      @@FredLimestone virgin North Korea vs Chad Syria lel

    • @user-vk3uz3ml6t
      @user-vk3uz3ml6t 4 роки тому +29

      @@AdamVelazquezVA it's a joke, he isnt from north korea

    • @AdamVelazquezVA
      @AdamVelazquezVA 4 роки тому +15

      @@user-vk3uz3ml6t yeah man, I know. There's no such thing as Internet In North Korea

  • @FreesDENKanal
    @FreesDENKanal 5 років тому +179

    Im a russian citizen, but lived nearly my whole life in germany and I cant be conscripted cause i have a permanent living permission there.
    So.. suck it millitary hehe :P

    • @CloroxBleach-fd6ph
      @CloroxBleach-fd6ph 5 років тому +11

      @@Marco-bf4uu Bundeswehr. Vier kämpfen für Deutschland.

    • @CloroxBleach-fd6ph
      @CloroxBleach-fd6ph 5 років тому +5

      @grand wizard durch Personalmangel nur vier

    • @staskouzmine
      @staskouzmine 5 років тому +3

      I got conscripted and I was a dual citizen on US and Russia living in the US. Took like 5 years to get that resolved. Some paperwork fuck up somewhere most likely.
      Regardless I'm probably not gonna risk going back home to Moscow till I'm out of the age bracket. Which sucks because I really do miss home sweet home.

    • @googleownsyou8510
      @googleownsyou8510 4 роки тому

      @@CloroxBleach-fd6ph What Germany?

    • @CloroxBleach-fd6ph
      @CloroxBleach-fd6ph 4 роки тому

      @@googleownsyou8510 Bundeswehr.Four fight for germany. Its their slogan with a bit satire my friend

  • @viggokalman7256
    @viggokalman7256 5 років тому +172

    Sad to hear that Finnish obligatory military service earns a Russian monthly salary in one day

    • @rasmusjonssnnskramstad491
      @rasmusjonssnnskramstad491 5 років тому +18

      Its pretty much the same in Norway (16€ a day). Rip Roman

    • @viggokalman7256
      @viggokalman7256 5 років тому +2

      @bbonner422 o think it's different if you go to the Dragsvik part of the navy

    • @Ira88881
      @Ira88881 5 років тому

      That’s pretty bad too.

    • @MT-eo6tq
      @MT-eo6tq 5 років тому +3

      Its 100 euros a month in Estonia

    • @Ira88881
      @Ira88881 5 років тому

      Sychlo Killent And you expect your guys to fight on ridiculous salaries like that?

  • @rustyspace900
    @rustyspace900 2 роки тому +36

    As a Finnish ex-conscript, after watching this video, I now feel like a god of warfare... 😅

  • @madjack7443
    @madjack7443 5 років тому +182

    It’s a known fact conscripted armies perform worse than volunteer armies

    • @luisromanlegionaire
      @luisromanlegionaire 5 років тому +12

      Not if you are fighting invaders of your country then its good to know at least how to properly shoot and service your weapons.

    • @oleglovky
      @oleglovky 5 років тому +14

      Not always. Israel has conscription but the soldiers are highly trained and on par with the US army (they often train together and learn from each other). Service is three years, a year of which is training.

    • @oleglovky
      @oleglovky 5 років тому +1

      @@command_unit7792 True, if you sign a contract in Russia you get good training and pay. OP was comparing conscripts to contractors, saying contractors perform better. I pointed out an exception - Israeli combat conscripts, who are comparable to contractors is the best armies in the world. Also, non-combat conscripts is Israel have way more shooting days than Russian ones and most of them get meaningful jobs and skills.

    • @radking9854
      @radking9854 5 років тому

      Why? Is it becouse of the size ( if its a smaller army) like for example there is draft in Denmark and they have 8 month s draft and they perform just as good as everybody else

    • @oleglovky
      @oleglovky 5 років тому +1

      @@radking9854 If they serve 8 months it means they train for maximum of 2 months. They can't be as good as someone who trained for a year or more, like contractors do.

  • @sovietrussia3874
    @sovietrussia3874 5 років тому +28

    NFKRZ...sounds like the name of a soviet tractor factory

  • @pirotechnika3914
    @pirotechnika3914 5 років тому +223

    NFKRZ is like the russian news but without the corruption .

    • @aleppogameingreal
      @aleppogameingreal 5 років тому

      Nice

    • @aleppogameingreal
      @aleppogameingreal 5 років тому

      @woahtoast b r u h

    • @tamolamo4698
      @tamolamo4698 5 років тому +13

      And without propaganda

    • @kutuzovm3215
      @kutuzovm3215 5 років тому +7

      NFKRZ is the Vice and CNN of russia on the internet. Nonstop liberal nonsense, no different from liberal SJWs on youtube here in the States

    • @Zentrify
      @Zentrify 5 років тому

      @@kutuzovm3215 hell yeah murica yee haw

  • @Atzy
    @Atzy 2 роки тому +27

    This hits differently in 2022

  • @penaxor
    @penaxor 5 років тому +178

    Lmao at anyone who thinks conscripts actually get paid a proper wage.

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 5 років тому +7

      120 dollars a year is a proper wage, why would you need more?

    • @troy2286
      @troy2286 5 років тому +8

      Even in South Korea its a problem. when I was stationed their the Korean soldiers be bunked with got treated just like this. They technically received a decent salary but the Korean government takes most of it away and the soldier receives like 76 dollars.

    • @joshuaarroyo7235
      @joshuaarroyo7235 4 роки тому +7

      @@troy2286 a conscripted military will never surpass a well establish volunteer military. The department of defense realized this after Vietnam because those who volunteered were more willing and loyal to the cause than those who were forced into it. In WW2 we had a draft but rarely used it because we had lots of volunteers for the war and that's what helped us win.

    • @obywatelcane6775
      @obywatelcane6775 4 роки тому

      Army gives you a place to live - don't have to pay rent, gives you food and clothes. You're not goin to the army to make money.

    • @eliasmogensen7920
      @eliasmogensen7920 4 роки тому

      I’m conscripted in Denmark and get 2k usd after taxes per month.

  • @karstenshields1694
    @karstenshields1694 4 роки тому +464

    Rest of the world: let’s invest into our military so we have good soldiers
    Russia: HUMAN WAVE TACTICS

    • @Its_shiki_time4876
      @Its_shiki_time4876 4 роки тому +16

      Its sad too because they are no longer able to sustain a war like that. I believe in 2019 they lost population despite annexing crimea.

    • @fargusmaloy
      @fargusmaloy 4 роки тому +10

      @@Its_shiki_time4876 as a russian, I don't think it's sad. Why would I be sad that our government can't just throw people in encirlements under enemy fire?

    • @Its_shiki_time4876
      @Its_shiki_time4876 4 роки тому

      @@fargusmaloy that's a good point

    • @user-oq2ez5lz8w
      @user-oq2ez5lz8w 4 роки тому +1

      Russia literally does the exact same thing🤦‍♂️

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 4 роки тому +2

      @@user-oq2ez5lz8w Am I not getting something or are you just biased.

  • @poooooncho
    @poooooncho 5 років тому +21

    I love you which is why I want to tell you that there is a slight difference between "eligible" and "illegible". Only take note if you want to further improve your already impeccable English my friend

  • @YoungCoward
    @YoungCoward 4 роки тому +134

    Good God imagine the hell of being a Soviet solider during WW2.

    • @Tuppoo94
      @Tuppoo94 3 роки тому +24

      The Red Army suffered the most casualties out of all factions in WWII. In many age groups, almost all men either died or came back wounded.

    • @historybro_productions8301
      @historybro_productions8301 3 роки тому +4

      Go in the snow and the grass they said The brown uniforms are camo they said
      You'll be fine they said
      Not sure if someone else made this comment

    • @historybro_productions8301
      @historybro_productions8301 3 роки тому +5

      @@Tuppoo94 also tanks because they were massed produced it was 83,500 Tanks that were destroyed (number might be wrong)

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz 5 років тому +43

    LOL NFKRZ thinks he's going to move back to Russia after he lives in Europe for a few years... so cute... you might visit but I doubt you'll go back (rather: I doubt that you'll want to go back)

  • @mikarantanen5564
    @mikarantanen5564 5 років тому +53

    I did my mandatory national service in Finnish Jaeger Corps 9 months, after that I enlisted and did two rotations in Kosovo and one in Chad. I got even promoted from private to corporal. I completely understand why some people want to avoid conscription, and I hope you will get thru clean. None should be forced to serve.

    • @tinton08568
      @tinton08568 4 роки тому +12

      But there is a huge difference between Russian conscription and Western Consription

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 роки тому

      A female trooper? AWESOMMMEEEEE!! (Sorry if i creep ya out. That wasn't the intention. It's genuinely rare to hear about or see a female soldier who's seen combat or served in real life. For several reasons, yes. But Uuuuggghhhhh!) Also, Jaeger Corps sounds badass. Reminds me of the Fallschimjaeger and the Jagpanther. Aaaannnnd the Jaegers.

    • @olli9984
      @olli9984 4 роки тому +1

      @@soldatdaniels8738 He's not female as that's a male name.

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 роки тому

      @@olli9984 My bad! Cheers to you anyway forer trooper Mika!
      Btw, Mika and that pic goes together so well.

  • @milicag1576
    @milicag1576 5 років тому +60

    have you considered doing a documentary on Kino/Viktor Tsoi? 💜

    • @jackryan1143
      @jackryan1143 5 років тому +9

      YES PLEASE
      or nautilus pompilius,u piter,ddt and igor talkov and many more

    • @eriks5643
      @eriks5643 5 років тому

      Righttt

    • @jackryan1143
      @jackryan1143 5 років тому

      @@ee326k i prefer kino but nautilus is great my fav song is zver

    • @redheadrusskie
      @redheadrusskie 5 років тому +1

      YES YES YES

  • @tomfuller4205
    @tomfuller4205 3 роки тому +21

    Interestingly when I was in the US army there were two or three Russians in my last unit, one may have been Ukrainian, one of whom served two years on the Russian army. One said he was a truck driver and the only training he received was marching, wearing the uniform, fired his AK once, and convoy driving. He said the pay, food and accommodations sucked. The other two spent their time guarding buildings and bases and they received more weapons training but everything else sucked. They said we were treated and trained so much better.

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL 2 роки тому

      No one cares, voluntary murderer.

  • @misakimanjoume
    @misakimanjoume 4 роки тому +190

    Polish military had the same issues with young soldiers being physically and mentally abused, and I hate when people say "oh, but it's military, at least they'll come back tough and normal, not like these days." Tell me where depression, PTSD, bruises and overall a scar for life is normal. You already kill eachother on a battlefield (and war is enough to absolutely destroy a human), so I think you can act civilised among other people who are in the same position as you at least.

    • @Trooper-tr6zi
      @Trooper-tr6zi 4 роки тому +3

      Uhhh its the military.
      Your supposed to be abused in basic training.
      That is the entire point

    • @erykj1596
      @erykj1596 4 роки тому +10

      But you are not drafted in Poland, its not obligatory

    • @Trooper-tr6zi
      @Trooper-tr6zi 4 роки тому +1

      No seriously its the military abuse is part of it

    • @erykj1596
      @erykj1596 4 роки тому +7

      I didn't question that all I m saying is that we can't compare Russian service to Polish.

    • @Trooper-tr6zi
      @Trooper-tr6zi 4 роки тому

      @@erykj1596 i know

  • @alexisarteev-salazar9247
    @alexisarteev-salazar9247 5 років тому +127

    When my dad went to the Red army one guy in his regiment who was targeted, accidentally got killed in an attempt to humiliate him.

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 5 років тому +8

      That's horrible

    • @danielk3919
      @danielk3919 5 років тому +41

      @@fatmandirtball4746 Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg. Just read the Wikipedia page for "Dedovschina" and you'll be absolutely horrified.
      Raping, Torture, Anal insertion of glass bottles and metal staves etc.
      And as Roman mentioned, the higher ups don't care, since they are responsible for anything going wrong in the regiments.
      And this happened in Chelyabinsk
      "In 2012, a draftee from Chelyabinsk region, Ruslan Aiderkhanov, was raped and tortured to death by his seniors. The one witness who was willing to testify against the alleged perpetrators, Danil Chalkin, was later found shot dead in his military base. A contract soldier, Alikbek Musabekov, was later arrested in this incident."
      As a Russian with dual citizenship I am glad I won't have to live through this bullshit.

    • @luisromanlegionaire
      @luisromanlegionaire 5 років тому +1

      Not a problem in USA a lot of them committ suicide

    • @greenybeeny7139
      @greenybeeny7139 5 років тому +6

      @@danielk3919 jesus fucking christ it's worse than i thought

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 5 років тому +4

      @@luisromanlegionaire in US you get to choose whether to serve or not

  • @martinjez1
    @martinjez1 5 років тому +33

    I don't know what they were feeding soldiers back in Yugoslavia, but my dad apparently went up 20 kg while serving in millitary for a year.

    • @alexanderelgart5473
      @alexanderelgart5473 5 років тому +19

      Bureks fam

    • @hleb4908
      @hleb4908 5 років тому +14

      In general Yugoslavia actually had a decent military service. My dad actually learned how to assemble and disassemble an assault rifle lmao

    • @emanuel3345
      @emanuel3345 5 років тому

      Hahahah My dad as well. He was fatter in JNA and now he's skinny.

    • @dzonikg
      @dzonikg 5 років тому

      We had a military barracks just 100m near park where we played as kids so soldiers would always call as 2 buythem something in shop across ..my brothers served the army but i did not want so i was avoiding it until my 30s until they give up

    • @scudb5509
      @scudb5509 5 років тому

      My dad brought a whole meal to his unit and shared it, it was cooked by his mother. A lot of meat and bread.

  • @dahnel8777
    @dahnel8777 4 роки тому +280

    Army: Oh so you're an 18 yo healthy male? Pack your things you're going to the gulag

    • @Везунчик-р1л
      @Везунчик-р1л 3 роки тому +8

      so true

    • @Coldbreezed
      @Coldbreezed 3 роки тому +1

      The gulag was a forced labour system that was disbanded in the 1960s.

    • @benas_st
      @benas_st 3 роки тому +7

      @@Coldbreezed
      We know

    • @nikoladjuric2182
      @nikoladjuric2182 3 роки тому

      Why you shiting

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 3 роки тому +4

      @@Coldbreezed And what is army? It's a forced labour system established in 1874

  • @nonegyptianegyptian5673
    @nonegyptianegyptian5673 5 років тому +77

    omg the same exact thing happens in egypt, i thought we were the only ones suffering from this stupidity from the government

    • @mlgsty8880
      @mlgsty8880 5 років тому +15

      Plenty of countries still around with mandatory military service. Some bad and some good.
      Im finnish and going to army service in 3 months and so far from what I have heard its okay (from friends and relatives).
      Obviously I cant really judge other countries situations as I dont know how military service works in other places.

    • @iwrotethis4712
      @iwrotethis4712 5 років тому +6

      Same thing with South Korea.

    • @bodyzalone
      @bodyzalone 5 років тому +4

      Same here in Thailand. My military junta government fucked everything up since 2006.

    • @shinji012001
      @shinji012001 5 років тому +6

      Mandatory in Greece here as well

    • @leonbishop7404
      @leonbishop7404 5 років тому +6

      Ukraine too! :D imagine me and Roman meet each other on the battlefield on the opposite sides :D what a stupid thing modern boomer-designed world is

  • @tabyldiyev
    @tabyldiyev 4 роки тому +29

    Also, here in Kazakhstan I heard rumours that some recruits came in their piss bottles for medical tests before army to make their protein level much higher than normal so that they don't get recruited. I wanted to try this but thought I might get into trouble for this)))

  • @updatedjustnow271
    @updatedjustnow271 5 років тому +67

    So they can make you do things like cleaning up at Chernobyl.

    • @alextopolis2703
      @alextopolis2703 5 років тому +12

      Singing-in-the Rain Chernobyl is in Ukraine

    • @EinkOLED
      @EinkOLED 5 років тому +8

      @@alextopolis2703 The liquidators were from all over the USSR.

    • @adrolehn
      @adrolehn 5 років тому +4

      Alextopolis that rhymed

    • @shamikghosh7197
      @shamikghosh7197 5 років тому

      That's Ukraine's headache

    • @Kitulous
      @Kitulous 5 років тому

      @brmbly HAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOOD

  • @JamesDavidWalley
    @JamesDavidWalley 2 роки тому +59

    In fairness, the U.S. used to have a military draft until around fifty years ago…which might have explained some of our problems in Vietnam.

    • @williamsherman1942
      @williamsherman1942 2 роки тому

      The ‘Nam problem was so much bigger then just conscription, as the CIA stated in it’s report about spying on Hippie and anti-war movements. “The country is getting divorced from reality” whenever that happened due to Vietnam or not is another story.

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 2 роки тому +4

      Males still need to register for it but I think it's only actually enacted when there's a war and the president specifically decides to enact it. Due to the backlash in Vietnam obviously nobody since has wanted to start a draft for our foreign wars, but I remember that actually being a huge fear when the Iraq and Afganistan conflicts started.

    • @nvgboiyes6386
      @nvgboiyes6386 2 роки тому +5

      Professional troops usually do better than conscripts and draftees.

    • @williamsherman1942
      @williamsherman1942 2 роки тому

      @@RRW359 If we start fighting with the Chinese we’ll all get drafted, let’s hope that the situation in the south china sea doesn’t blow up.

    • @seimen4348
      @seimen4348 2 роки тому +1

      Really? I thought the american military was solely professional soldiers.
      Didnt knew that.
      Thank you for that.

  • @Dv2YT
    @Dv2YT 5 років тому +19

    I can relate to a lot of this. Here in Chile it's almost all the exact same, at least as far as I know, same age range, same uselessness and forced attendance, obviously corrupt, they steal money by the millions and retire at 40 basically earning the same amount. You get sent to buttfuck nowhere, either the desert up north or the rainy south near the south pole, and live in shit conditions for like 6 months I think, if not a year. The fucking military is so inept that thay once sent a squad to run up the mountains as training during a snow storm and they all fucking died. And here I am, weakest person I know, I nearly passed out once during PE class, and apparently I have no medical condition that can keep me out of there, so I was basically forced to study something right as I finished high school to stay away from the military, and then I had to drop out because it was not for me. I was lucky that my dad could pay and there was no debt, but I still could get called again, same for my brothers. The military is good for nothing, the only people they ever fought was ourselves during the dictatorship and our neighboring countries for no reason, they do not defend, they attack unprovoked. They're one of the reasons I hate this country and I'd wish to move out forever from here. I once thought Russia would be a good place to go, but I see that we share some similarities that I don't appreciate, still would like to visit as a tourist once, and I'd say the same for Chile, good country to visit, but never come live here, unless you're Haitian or Venezuelan it seems, it's possible to have it worse in life.

    • @TProphet
      @TProphet 5 років тому +2

      The Chilean Army and Air Force does good work in Antarctica - they have participated in many rescues there. And they run a post office down there too, which was much appreciated during my visit! Love Chile. :)

    • @igkinatsu
      @igkinatsu 5 років тому

      The only good thing about chile... Is the meme community and cazuelas

  • @gynazdowski1161
    @gynazdowski1161 5 років тому +102

    "do the dirty work...through out the poopsock."

    • @DieForDethklok11
      @DieForDethklok11 5 років тому +1

      i was hoping to hear a deep explanation about how the poopsock is a notorious hazing method used in russian military camps or prisons or something

    • @jordancarroll9397
      @jordancarroll9397 5 років тому +1

      @@DieForDethklok11 all the soldiers in the barracks share a poop sock because theres no toilet paper in russia, once all the clean spots are used up, the lowest guy in the hierarchy has to throw out the poopsock

  • @pablodelsegundo9502
    @pablodelsegundo9502 2 роки тому +14

    This video is eerily prophetic in a way, from a 2022 perspective.

  • @ekaterini2957
    @ekaterini2957 4 роки тому +119

    Sounds like Greek military service -- same thing y'all.

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 4 роки тому +13

      I live in the UK; from what I have heard from friends is that the training for the British army is pretty fun, it has built their confidence and that the food you're given is really tasty.
      Curry is a pretty popular food in the British Army

    • @itszebra9710
      @itszebra9710 4 роки тому +8

      @@beaucaspar3990 sounds good ... So how's your 1st world country problems going rn

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 4 роки тому +3

      @@itszebra9710 Covid-19 is still prevalent, there's a possibility another lockdown will happen. Just like most countries

    • @VeteranR
      @VeteranR 4 роки тому +10

      @@beaucaspar3990 Man I really wanted to enlist in the British Army but Covid fucked everything. Thanks PRC.

    • @manolisiatrou5537
      @manolisiatrou5537 3 роки тому +3

      Things aren't that bad.The equipment is sometimes old but not Russia level.

  • @rustedtooth3015
    @rustedtooth3015 4 роки тому +72

    The Russian army is trying to create another Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket

  • @narekkesoyan1137
    @narekkesoyan1137 5 років тому +128

    as an armenian who's about to join the army russian and armenian army's are literally the same, I want to study abroad just like Roman, but I have no choice

  • @tammymorrison7709
    @tammymorrison7709 2 роки тому +24

    Roman, my son went into the Army just after high school in 2013. I wished he would have gone to college \ ROTC, army. He ended up in Afghanistan in 2015. I was devastated. He survived and was finished with his commitment in 2016. He bought a house with his Army time and now is doing well. It was a horrible time for me as a parent.😐

  • @fringetravelideas
    @fringetravelideas 2 роки тому +20

    Aged like fine wine 🫡

  • @demonsky1990
    @demonsky1990 4 роки тому +32

    Watching this from Taiwan (ROC) and we have mandatory military service as well, sounds like we have similar issues in the military system..

    • @djboss302
      @djboss302 3 роки тому +10

      Well at least conscription in Taiwan is somewhat understandable, with the constant loomimg threat of the mainland and all...

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 3 роки тому

      Except there is no youth movement to prepare children prior

  • @add-5
    @add-5 5 років тому +139

    I guess Russia hasn't left the quantity over quality mindset

    • @ANDREALEONE95
      @ANDREALEONE95 5 років тому +2

      Almost.

    • @kutuzovm3215
      @kutuzovm3215 5 років тому +3

      actually not true, Putin stated just the opposite recently, in regards to him lowering the military budget

    • @add-5
      @add-5 5 років тому +34

      @@kutuzovm3215 since when was Putin a reliable source of information?

    • @kutuzovm3215
      @kutuzovm3215 5 років тому +6

      @@add-5 since fact check every quote of his for the last 20 years and realize his accuracy rating is 90% of the average western politician

    • @joshualieberman1059
      @joshualieberman1059 5 років тому

      Ballsack l eventually it has to change. ethnic Russians do not want to reproduce anymore so manpower resources become more and more limited.

  • @gabwrab777
    @gabwrab777 2 роки тому +16

    Watching this now in 2022 explains so many things.

  • @thekemet5919
    @thekemet5919 2 роки тому +37

    Egypt's army is largely built on conscripts that server up to three years and are professionally trained. it also holds a force the size of the third of its army which are very highly trained all around units made up of non conscript soldiers.