‘the Cannon’ battles ‘Raven’ for the SlapFIGHT Lightweight Championship

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  • Опубліковано 3 лис 2023
  • The inaugural SlapFIGHT lightweight championship is on the line win top 150 pound slappers, ‘Raven’ and ‘the Cannon’ go head to head during the Main Card of SlapFIGHT: NEMESIS!
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  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 6 місяців тому +36

    "These are the two lightweights with the most luxurious hair" 💀😂

  • @jmurdadasteppa
    @jmurdadasteppa 6 місяців тому +35

    The commentator on this show kills me every time. He rules!

  • @farson67
    @farson67 6 місяців тому +16

    Cannon needed to check his swing just before impact to expose Raven flinch/ rolling away.

  • @9oldfingers349
    @9oldfingers349 6 місяців тому +21

    Once again the best Commentary bar none, on any sporting event!

  • @cotopaximusic
    @cotopaximusic 6 місяців тому +46

    Mark seriously gotta step back and stop licking his fingers

    • @DPSFSU
      @DPSFSU 6 місяців тому +7

      24:15 he even tried to lick Cannon's shoulder

    • @DrDennisBusiness
      @DrDennisBusiness 6 місяців тому +5

      That was hilarious! Coleman all into it.😂

    • @peterjerchel4603
      @peterjerchel4603 6 місяців тому +2

      Th at is a bit disturbing isn’t it lol

    • @FastandFoody
      @FastandFoody 6 місяців тому +3

      Lmao wtf

    • @joshwilliamson9602
      @joshwilliamson9602 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DPSFSU🤣🤣🤣

  • @thunderkunt5416
    @thunderkunt5416 6 місяців тому +14

    Waiting for White Simba to come back :p

    • @andrewmccune2895
      @andrewmccune2895 6 місяців тому +2

      wolv made him rethink slap fighting forever probably

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 6 місяців тому +3

      Wolverine made White Simba rethink life.

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 3 місяці тому

      White Simba is going back to tennis

  • @naturekid1335
    @naturekid1335 6 місяців тому +8

    "Waters free champ" 😂

  • @codetechnexus
    @codetechnexus Місяць тому +2

    this commentator it sure makes these fights more entertaining lmao

  • @TwoOreos1Cup
    @TwoOreos1Cup 6 місяців тому +8

    Why does the bald guy keep licking himself? Then he touches everything. 😂

  • @chillymonkeys7772
    @chillymonkeys7772 6 місяців тому +7

    Love Slap Fight. The commentary is excellent and very funny. Great video ❤

  • @RobRivShowsLive01
    @RobRivShowsLive01 6 місяців тому +9

    This Is One Of The Greatest Opening Matches I’ve Ever Seen, Kudos To Both Cannon And Raven!!!

  • @wannyk6774
    @wannyk6774 6 місяців тому +2

    That shot of the crowd reminded me of an illegal dog fight with everybody just standing up, no seats.

  • @Shizuwe
    @Shizuwe 6 місяців тому +8

    I want to just chill with the commentator so bad 😂 Gotta be the funniest person who does this ever

  • @coryg918
    @coryg918 6 місяців тому +11

    I would never have Mark Holman stand behind me to be my catcher because I don’t want to be covered in his spit hands🤢🤮🤮

    • @PAKA62
      @PAKA62 6 місяців тому +2

      I wouldn't want him drinking my water

    • @coryg918
      @coryg918 6 місяців тому

      @@PAKA62 Uhh ohhhkay!🤨😒

  • @Berus7777
    @Berus7777 6 місяців тому +14

    And, in a related story, sources tell us that Mark Coleman is currently being evaluated for treatment at the Shemp Howard Center for Compulsive Hand Licking. Said a source close to the individual: "Mark's had a lot going on, but those of us closest to him became concerned when we stopped to consider how often he's licking his fingers and palms. The amount of environmental contaminants and perspiration he's taking in can't be good. Those guys he's catching put out a lot of sebum, and that alone could pose a potential risk to his heart since he's ingesting so much of it. We care about Mark, and we just don't want to see anyone taking in that much palm grease and slap funk. We want a happy, healthy Mark, and that's why we need to get his tongue off those palms of his."

  • @ammiller3911
    @ammiller3911 6 місяців тому +4

    I still like this better than power slap. The announcer and commentary guy really adds to it as well, he's a gem. This is the real deal here

  • @thunderkunt5416
    @thunderkunt5416 6 місяців тому +3

    Arlington, TX ♥

  • @lasciencedelamusique6245
    @lasciencedelamusique6245 6 місяців тому +1

    Thank you very much for the show... I pay YT premium to see your videos ad free! Thanks from Québec :)

  • @empirefire3561
    @empirefire3561 6 місяців тому +4

    Mark is training for the tootsie pop challenge. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop Mark?

  • @yomammy7964
    @yomammy7964 6 місяців тому +2

    lol @ "he looks pissed"... the cannon's face literally never changer the entire time

  • @ashjordan7460
    @ashjordan7460 6 місяців тому +1

    Great fight. Good win with great sportmanship and commentary.

  • @JayMeLen
    @JayMeLen 6 місяців тому +3

    Wow I didn't realize how good looking the Cannon is. When he pulls his hair back away from his face ..... very handsome.
    Raven kinda slightly flinches a lot.

  • @danielroth8738
    @danielroth8738 6 місяців тому +1

    Like this format. 3 slaps are not enough.

  • @SebJr88
    @SebJr88 6 місяців тому +25

    Look, maybe I should blame my girlfriend for being such a germaphobe, but the coach that's licking his fingers everytime he gets ready to catch The Cannon, he touches the towel which goes on the barrel, the other dude is handling it with his hands who he's slapping the other guy with and using the towel to wipe away sweat. Let's talk about unsanitary haha! Great match though!

    • @AmericaFirst865
      @AmericaFirst865 6 місяців тому +2

      The coach ? Try Mark Coleman

    • @Jaydee750
      @Jaydee750 5 місяців тому

      Looking like Mike from Breaking Bad

    • @jasonlo8780
      @jasonlo8780 3 місяці тому

      ​@@derekprospero lmaoooooo

  • @kylecallis77
    @kylecallis77 5 місяців тому +1

    Most civil slap fight ever

  • @David-hb3gu
    @David-hb3gu 6 місяців тому +3

    Omg all these slaps were insaneeeeeee

    • @jordipolla5724
      @jordipolla5724 6 місяців тому

      The chick with the orange shirt is driving all the men insane with her fat azz!

  • @dionbernard3033
    @dionbernard3033 6 місяців тому +1

    That announcer is funny 😂.

  • @oochiewallys
    @oochiewallys 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s good to see Gareth from The Office Uk has grown a ponytail and found a new career

  • @wannyk6774
    @wannyk6774 6 місяців тому +1

    Had me laughing out loud with the hair comment at 12:13

  • @JoeBallard1979
    @JoeBallard1979 6 місяців тому +2

    The hammer liked the joke

  • @allyoucando8486
    @allyoucando8486 6 місяців тому +1

    First time a luxurious slap fighters hair style 😂😂😂😂

  • @dionbernard3033
    @dionbernard3033 6 місяців тому +1

    I think the cannon is one of the hairest people I know 😂.

  • @jonathanjackgoodman2764
    @jonathanjackgoodman2764 6 місяців тому +1

    Long live slap fight!

  • @Mike-bs5xi
    @Mike-bs5xi 6 місяців тому +3

    Make your parents proud.

  • @its_Kris
    @its_Kris 6 місяців тому +9

    Darius is the king of that flinch technique. But hats off to Raven for pulling it off. I hope Cannon comes back and takes that belt. Could have gone either way IMO. Great contest 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @androidadvertisers9436
      @androidadvertisers9436 6 місяців тому

      yeah flinched his ass off every time. pisses me off just watching the slow mo videos

  • @maximumuseless5679
    @maximumuseless5679 6 місяців тому +3

    that dodgy move to counter a slap , it works but such a way to reduce the power of your opponent ..

  • @LouieArmstrong1244
    @LouieArmstrong1244 6 місяців тому +1

    Mark Coleman is fully Prepared!

  • @quags7744
    @quags7744 6 місяців тому +1

    I don’t want to be the one to have to tell the hammer to tone it down a bit.

  • @panwojtas6804
    @panwojtas6804 6 місяців тому +1

    Ta walka to dla widzów SF jest rozgrzewką przed nadchodzącą walką sezonu ❤😊🥳

  • @CLP2102
    @CLP2102 5 місяців тому

    ravens wind up is crazy

  • @mump71
    @mump71 6 місяців тому +1

    Did you mean Warrior Bob the Slap Mountain attorney?

  • @joshbanion2487
    @joshbanion2487 6 місяців тому +1

    The worst part gotta be getting caught by ol' slobber knuckles

  • @c20ux
    @c20ux 5 місяців тому

    Mark Coleman need one of those Hannibal Lector masks..

  • @yomammy7964
    @yomammy7964 6 місяців тому +3

    You gotta f#$%en LOVE seeing sober Mark Coleman enjoying himself like this! What a mf Beast of a LEGEND. Team Hammer house for life!

    • @ernestleal6890
      @ernestleal6890 6 місяців тому

      I would have to agree! But still can't understand why he needed to kick his hands so many times when his guy was getting slapped lol

  • @Horvat04
    @Horvat04 6 місяців тому +2

    100% i would tell coleman dont touch me dont catch me go to the opponent or go away licking your fingers

  • @wandajackson9439
    @wandajackson9439 3 місяці тому

    Team Raven!!

  • @arclight5455
    @arclight5455 6 місяців тому +3

    The person I want to see in slap combat is Mike Tyson

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 6 місяців тому

      I’d slap the piss out of Tyson.

  • @billw5355
    @billw5355 6 місяців тому +2

    👍

  • @davethemace5200
    @davethemace5200 6 місяців тому +1

    Slap Happy...

  • @kylebarcomb6192
    @kylebarcomb6192 5 місяців тому

    I’d love winner or loser next

  • @danielroth8738
    @danielroth8738 6 місяців тому +1

    Give Mark a break, he was eating hot wings just off camera.

  • @CherryBeScary
    @CherryBeScary 6 місяців тому +3

    Not only am I beyond flabbergasted that Raven rocked The Canon MORE THAN ONCE, and that Raven absolutely ATE The Canon’s devastating slaps with a side of ketchup, but I am deathly curious as to what Mark’s fingers taste like for him to lick them so furiously.

    • @FindMe04
      @FindMe04 6 місяців тому

      Cannon actually took the slaps. That's the difference between cannon and raven.

  • @kenl3805
    @kenl3805 3 місяці тому

    "Anyone who knows me knows that I know a lot of hairy people."
    Never in my life have I ever described someone as knowing a lot of very hairy people. How would I even know that? Such a bizarre thing to say.

  • @cjmaxwell8462
    @cjmaxwell8462 6 місяців тому

    JT commentaries comical this match 😂. Knowing one of the competitors personally, go Raven, it was hard not to laugh at all of JT's comical remarks 😂😆😂.

  • @3jerks875
    @3jerks875 6 місяців тому +2

    tatt girl behind cannon call us!

  • @billw5355
    @billw5355 6 місяців тому +2

    F N slobberknocker

  • @alexchatigny5369
    @alexchatigny5369 6 місяців тому +1

    For the love of Gawd someone get Mark some gloves so I don't have to watch him lick his fingers every 2.43 seconds

  • @GhostTheJoker
    @GhostTheJoker 6 місяців тому +4

    It's sad that this isn't an officially recognized sport.

    • @williams4434
      @williams4434 6 місяців тому +3

      Olympics imo

    • @daza3620
      @daza3620 6 місяців тому +3

      @@williams4434 If curling is an olympic sport then this could be for sure.

    • @grahamgill9685
      @grahamgill9685 6 місяців тому +1

      @@daza3620 Curling has enough history that I can't hate on it. But if "speed skiing" made it in in 1992 as a demonstration sport this is at the very least as sane an idea as that was.

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 6 місяців тому +1

      Pocket pool should be an officially recognized sport as well.

  • @donwillis9103
    @donwillis9103 6 місяців тому +2

    Each had 2 warnings. Raven for a club and a flinch, and cannon for a step and a flinch. I think the difference was cannon went down. It wasn't called a knockdown, but he fell into the arms of his corner man. That may have been the corner mans fault, but I've seen it called before, and I say because of that, I agree with the results. Raven for the win. It was an extremely even match up.

  • @pickititllneverheal9016
    @pickititllneverheal9016 6 місяців тому

    WTF did i just watch? 😂😂😂

  • @truthbtold8040
    @truthbtold8040 6 місяців тому

    OK guys, you got a damn good following fan base. The sport is here. But step it up some. Promote these guys, get their names out there and lets see some regular matches.

    • @slapfightchampionship
      @slapfightchampionship  6 місяців тому +3

      Hey thanks, but sounds like you need to turn on your notifications and subscribe to all of our social media. We upload new content weekly on this channel, for several years now. In fact we have recently uploaded every single SFC event from the past five years. Hope you enjoy them!

  • @Jibril_Muhammad
    @Jibril_Muhammad 6 місяців тому

    WTH is Coleman doing!!!

  • @StayPuft80
    @StayPuft80 6 місяців тому +2

    Whys he keep licking his hands. Absolutely disgusting, vile.

  • @kingofkongisland
    @kingofkongisland 6 місяців тому +1

    Should probably ban beards .

  • @goodfree8
    @goodfree8 4 місяці тому +1

    أعز الله جل وعلا الوجه وانتم تهينوه لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله العلي العظيم فعلا ليس بعد الكفر ذنب

  • @user-lr7wk5ur1d
    @user-lr7wk5ur1d 5 місяців тому

    Ya but like m aswell and I’m almost 30 and like raven can’t grow a finggg hard guard on my cheek if cannon was shaved he would lost he’s head in the 1st like he’s gum guard every round. Raven is a beast❤ # shaved vs shaved rule)

  • @patiolunch
    @patiolunch 6 місяців тому

    why.... why is that guy constantly licking his hands

  • @nurfai1236
    @nurfai1236 5 місяців тому

    Yang dari indonesia like

  • @robertaustin6302
    @robertaustin6302 6 місяців тому +1

    Why does the old bald guy keep licking his fingers? Weird.

  • @darthjarwood7943
    @darthjarwood7943 6 місяців тому

    if the judges cant see the chin and jawline through the hair then how could they ever call fouls unless the fouls are very egregious and apparent....shave the faces...also the Raven has perfected flinching

    • @chot5162
      @chot5162 29 днів тому

      No at all, Raven's flinches were clearly visible he does not even time them perfect like Darius does. It's just favouritism.

  • @fernandomandicaju9014
    @fernandomandicaju9014 4 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣😆😂

  • @rockyraccoon6114
    @rockyraccoon6114 3 місяці тому +1

    Their facial blood vessels are being destroyed and they’ll have droopy faces after a few months…all for our entertainment!

    • @slapfightchampionship
      @slapfightchampionship  3 місяці тому +1

      Many of these guys have been competing for about five years. Faces are still nice and taught.lol

  • @montyrayza7220
    @montyrayza7220 6 місяців тому +3

    Calling that a fight is ridiculous !!!

    • @slapfightchampionship
      @slapfightchampionship  6 місяців тому +13

      It’s a fight

    • @christopherwilksch9676
      @christopherwilksch9676 6 місяців тому +4

      Raven turning head every time to reduce force of impact. He would have been on the floor if he kept his head still and absorbed the full impact. Thats why it isnt a proper fight@@slapfightchampionship