Imagine sitting down eating a bowl of pretzels, you get a dry mouth so you wash it down with a glass of grapefruit juice, and finally you decide to have a sweet desert and eat a box of Raisinets. Now it’s time to clean out the remains of your victims from the crawlspace.
I haven't watched the full episode, but Joe could have won on a line like this alone, but knowing Joe's debate style he probably said something so false with so much hubris that he changed most people's minds.
@@Ynotnow9900 Damn that's even faster than I remember it being. I guess when you put two mammoth foods like pretzels and potato chips in the ring the time for pleasantries gets cut short lol.
To see them going from passionate debate to suddenly agreeing about something in the ads is hilarious. It’d be funny if they false argued over the ads too though
I was at a party yesterday. People brought a wide variety of both chips and pretzels to go alongside the alcohol. At the start of the night there were 10 packs of pretzels and 10 packs of chips. By the end of the night the chips were nowhere to be seen, while the pretzel bags were on the exact same spot untouched...
The moment the show comes back from the ads and Joe is losing his god damn mind about chips in a sandwich is the reason I watch this show every week. 😂 love the show babe!
Sal’s been feeling too confident lately he needed this wake up call. Crazy matchup. However, I will give him Snyder’s Milk chocolate covered pretzels are a snack I enjoy maybe twice a week. They’re fantastic, but the versatility and enjoyment of kettle and barbecue and jalapeño and salt and vinegar are just too overpowering to lose to the pretzel. Amen, good one boys.
Chips go with hot dogs, sausages, baked beans, corn, potato salad, tuna salad. You can do literally ANY kind of chip and it goes. Chips hands down, no doubt, no discussion, no brainer.
The fact Sal is yelling out to a crew of people who would even KNOW what kind of pear he ate on some random day, let alone that he ate a pear, is a level of rich I will never and almost don't hope to achieve.
I think this podcast is a great way to get people to think critically and how to argue even if it’s just about food, some debates get really details and complex.
I worked in a Swiss Bakery that made classic soft pretzels and the owners would have died as soon as you talked about pretzels not belonging in a sandwich. They used to literally make ham butter and lettuce sandwiches on soft pretzel sticks, the best thing ever.
I will always love how sal will describe his side as “ wonderful, crunchy, salty heaven that just makes you climax in your mouth” in every ep. and the opposing side gets “Or this semi ok food”
@@jendemeo0629 LITERALLY. also what is the actual point of two shapes but no difference in flavor??!?! they should make a bag without them , i would be RUNNING to the store for that
During Halloween if you gave me a bag of those cardboard pretzels, you were the literal devil. And anyone who gave out chips, became the MVP of the block
"If you had the balls you'd do classic potato chips versus classic pretzel" sounds like sal knew that pretzels have no chance because potato chip variety was a given in this debate.
Chips. Definitely. You get a lot more of a variety with chips. Ruffles or flat, tons of different flavors, there's more options of dips too for chips. Not hating on pretzels or anyone who likes them, but chips are far more better. Just my opinion. Have a Happy Monday, BUDS! 🙂
I don't think I'll ever get over "if you're watching and we know that you are". Almost every Monday I get to jus smile for a little bit thinking about it.
This show is fucking great. I love Sal's commitment to argue - he reminds me of me. And I WISH I had a friend like Joey Roses who can handle it and roll with it and laugh. Highlight Sal saying "You go 'Yeah,see'" describing using a pretzel like a cigar 🤣
I thought this was going to be a 85%+ win for chips, this was a no contest, well done to DeRosa for having a good opinion for the first time in a while.
I CANT WAIT UNTIL THESE ARGUMENTS MAKE IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD FROM FOOD…Vacations, activities, movies, COMEDY SPECIALS…this WILL be a long lasting pod babes!!
I used to go to high school with a kid who bought Chex Mix at lunch everyday. He never ate the pretzels, gave them away every single time. Most of the time, nobody wanted them and they got thrown away. Obviously chips win here
Chips definitely win, but Sal is bringing up arguments that REALLY speak to me. The pretzel rod cigar thing and biggest of all, THE CHIP GREASE. I HATE getting the oil all over my hands from the bags. He's spitting facts
The potato chip is the perfect canvas for any flavor. I’ve had hot dog chips, baby back bbq chips, pickle chips, grilled prime rib chips. Sal is in over his head here.
Finally the boys are back! And that means the blood pressure is about to spike. They were way too calm in the last few episodes lol Chips all day!!!!!!!!
CHIPS CAN BE A MEAL BUDDIES!🙌 TELL ME NO
NO
If you have a loose definition of a meal.
However, I wish Sal knew to argue that vegetable oils are arguably as bad for you as enriched wheat flour. They both are god awful for you lol
Chart on humble pie is wrong 😑 says milkshake and slurpe
Definitely not
Imagine sitting down eating a bowl of pretzels, you get a dry mouth so you wash it down with a glass of grapefruit juice, and finally you decide to have a sweet desert and eat a box of Raisinets. Now it’s time to clean out the remains of your victims from the crawlspace.
I vote your comment for best/funniest comment….hand down! 😂
Wrapping up a few taste buds episodes in one comment, I mean it’s legendary! Lmao
You should turn this into a horror genre screenplay
Omg I got the shivs reading that 💀💀
This was gold 😂
The percentages at the end read “slurpee and milkshakes” not pretzels and chips
I hope they answer to this. I need to know if it is just an updated score or the real score 🤔
The real score was similar. Now it's 86-14 so it was probably around 80-20 when the episode was filmed.
@@jordonbrewer2354 thank you
caught pimp slippin'
@@uriah9559 I'm pretty sure that's just how he thought "potato chips" and "pretzels" was spelled.
Sal always makes me laugh when he says, "If you're listening, and we know that you are". 😂
It's redundant
@@filthyfrank.5 ok
@@filthyfrank.5 nah you are
@@Jacob-zv7xw gay
“Have a meeting, pears.”
If we're talking hot soft pretzels, I'll take it over chips any day of the week my guy. But if we're talking dry pretzels? Prison food.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. “PRISON FOOD”
To be fair, the title is chips vs pretzels so that includes soft pretzels.... might be a stretch
Not that bad lmao
Lmao 🤣
Absolutely
Sal actually liking a pear and he needs to know where it was in its lifecycle and it’s location is the funniest thing😭
If you don't choose chips as the winner , your brain is a pretzel
If dont take pretzel ur brain is baked like a chip.. possibly even deep fried
Best comment of the week :D
You win the UA-cam comments 🔥🤣
I haven't watched the full episode, but Joe could have won on a line like this alone, but knowing Joe's debate style he probably said something so false with so much hubris that he changed most people's minds.
Brain kinda is just a really really fuckin knotted meat pretzel
No foreplay. Two brawlers, in their primes.. coming out the gates HOT.
Yeah it really was heated right off the bat.
@@jordonbrewer2354 2:39 the pleasantries end
@@Ynotnow9900 I read this comment at 1:57
Now I'm excited
@@Ynotnow9900 Damn that's even faster than I remember it being. I guess when you put two mammoth foods like pretzels and potato chips in the ring the time for pleasantries gets cut short lol.
@@jordonbrewer2354 definitely. A real no fuck around episode
At parties my mom mixes ruffled potato chips with pretzel sticks in a bowl…all I’m saying is at the end of the party it’s a bowl of pretzel sticks
😂😂😂
Nobody cares about ur moms party
@@filthyfrank.5 ok
@@joshpointoh kk
Another match up with a cleeear winner lol
Pears.
“It’s a learned fruit.”
- Joe DeRosa 🍐
@@Chris24egan 🤝
Y’all should livestream on UA-cam so people who vote can watch the debate 🤷🏼♂️ just every once in awhile
just thinking this. real live debate with people charming in and switching sides during lol it would be hilarious
This is Combos and Doritos all over again
Combos should be banned by the U.N.
Completely false. When you bring Combos to a gathering people give you a look. There’s a “combos look” Sal coined the phrase.
@@chrishollywood5708 The combos look says "I'mma keep an eye on that guy, something here aint right". Keep your bag of dog treats away from my BBQ.
I fucking love this show... Two grown men getting in a heated argument over pretzels vs chips. So hilarious
I could have sworn joe was going to argue for pretzels, based on his losing streak.
Lol
They needed to give Joey a LAY up... im here all week, try the veal
Lol same
Or cuz of the picture for the video...
Fresh pretzels destroy chips but if we're talking bagged then chips all the way.
Exactly my thoughts
Agreed for sure
...And fresh chips DESTROY fresh pretzels.
Fries ??
@@Dave-ie1fs that would have been a better debate.
Joe’s point about everyone being disappointed by pretzel-dominant Chex bags is undeniable and essentially a mic drop.
To see them going from passionate debate to suddenly agreeing about something in the ads is hilarious. It’d be funny if they false argued over the ads too though
“Shoutout to all my pears” -Rick Ross
thought of this immediately when I heard the conversation about pears 🍐 😂
Sal will always shout louder when he knows he'll probably lose
I was at a party yesterday. People brought a wide variety of both chips and pretzels to go alongside the alcohol. At the start of the night there were 10 packs of pretzels and 10 packs of chips. By the end of the night the chips were nowhere to be seen, while the pretzel bags were on the exact same spot untouched...
The moment the show comes back from the ads and Joe is losing his god damn mind about chips in a sandwich is the reason I watch this show every week. 😂 love the show babe!
Sal’s been feeling too confident lately he needed this wake up call. Crazy matchup. However, I will give him Snyder’s Milk chocolate covered pretzels are a snack I enjoy maybe twice a week. They’re fantastic, but the versatility and enjoyment of kettle and barbecue and jalapeño and salt and vinegar are just too overpowering to lose to the pretzel. Amen, good one boys.
Chips go with hot dogs, sausages, baked beans, corn, potato salad, tuna salad. You can do literally ANY kind of chip and it goes. Chips hands down, no doubt, no discussion, no brainer.
Pretzels go with chocolate, peanut butter, beer, and all of the bullshit you mentioned.
@@bigbchilip6906 i'm almost certain both do not go with baked beans
The fact Sal is yelling out to a crew of people who would even KNOW what kind of pear he ate on some random day, let alone that he ate a pear, is a level of rich I will never and almost don't hope to achieve.
I always assumed that was just Chris Desteffano.
23:29
“ArE yOu StUpId In ThE hEaD?!” 😂😂😂
I love that Sal has a cardboard cutout of himself 😂
I can't believe Joe went a whole video without me thinking "This man is delusional". Chips 100%
You’ve got your sourdough, your twists, your sticks, your peanut butter filled…😂😂😂 love the passion for pretzels lmao
I think this podcast is a great way to get people to think critically and how to argue even if it’s just about food, some debates get really details and complex.
I worked in a Swiss Bakery that made classic soft pretzels and the owners would have died as soon as you talked about pretzels not belonging in a sandwich. They used to literally make ham butter and lettuce sandwiches on soft pretzel sticks, the best thing ever.
I am SHOCKED that Joe didn’t try to include “chocolate-chips” into his argument.
Hahaha I almost did a spit take when I read this comment!! That's def something Joe would do.
this show is a taurus dream. food and arguing? i’m in heaven
Pimp was high af when he put in the pie chart up lol slurpee vs milkshake 😂
Great job with the chart at the end pimp, still says milkshake and slurpee. Attention to detail A+
Pears: we are listening. We are watching. And you'll never catch the best of us.
"A pear is a learn-ed fruit..."- joe 💀💀💀
LOL I thought for sure Joe would have been Team Pretzel
Pretzels are old people food, they’re right next to raisins at the retirement home community weekly reunion
I will always love how sal will describe his side as “ wonderful, crunchy, salty heaven that just makes you climax in your mouth” in every ep. and the opposing side gets “Or this semi ok food”
Joe finally has a valid point. WAAYYY too many pretzels in Chex mix
literally. they’re so dry and horrible; absolutely WORST part of that mix
@@wizardtits87 Yes! No flavor and of course they have to put 2 types of pretzels in there. BLAH!
Always a little pile of pretzels at the bottom of the bowl by the end of the night
@@jendemeo0629 LITERALLY. also what is the actual point of two shapes but no difference in flavor??!?! they should make a bag without them , i would be RUNNING to the store for that
@@wizardtits87 im 100% with you on that!!!
This podcasts editing gets better and better with every episode. You guys are beasts.
This is my favorite time of the week
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It's a scorcher today in Scotland and we'll be eating chips (crisps) all the way. Love you, taste buds and buddies 💙🤍💙
Glasgow > Edinburgh
Crisps! 🇬🇧
During Halloween if you gave me a bag of those cardboard pretzels, you were the literal devil. And anyone who gave out chips, became the MVP of the block
"If you had the balls you'd do classic potato chips versus classic pretzel" sounds like sal knew that pretzels have no chance because potato chip variety was a given in this debate.
Skewed af.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Sals opening argument for the pretzel is absolutely fantastic
Joe has got this one hands down
Chips. Definitely. You get a lot more of a variety with chips. Ruffles or flat, tons of different flavors, there's more options of dips too for chips. Not hating on pretzels or anyone who likes them, but chips are far more better. Just my opinion. Have a Happy Monday, BUDS! 🙂
Sal has a point about the buffalo pretzel. Hit up a bag of Snack Factory buffalo wing pretzel crisps and get back to me.
Or Snyder's
honey mustard pieces? FIRE.
Snyder's Buffalo wing pretzels are a God tier snack!
Yes Snyder’s pretzel game is second to none. The peanut butter and the cheese mini sandwiches are incredible as well.
“pears, if you’re listening, and we know that you are” 😂😂😭
Chips are staples of the snack world; stale pretzels taste like staples…
Sal: how should we start the episode?
Joe: let me plug the merch of my friend who no one has ever heard of.
5:08- that is the only correct way to make a mayo-based lobster roll. I know, I grew up in Maine.
Literally watching this eating Snyder's of Hanover and only realized I was eating them when Sal mentioned them 🤣🤣
It’s funny seeing Sal jump from point to point when he has nothing lmaoo, love ya babe
I already know Joe picked pretzels! What a nut!
It's really Sal.
You guys are hilarious,, I now choose to watch you guys over 2 bears 1 cave on Monday’s
The floating vignette with soft boarders of Joes head, while Sal scolds him on the absolute delight of a pretzel cigar, has made my goddamn day.
Yeah,see...
Love it.. Pod comes out for my lunch hour every Monday !
I don't think I'll ever get over "if you're watching and we know that you are". Almost every Monday I get to jus smile for a little bit thinking about it.
Snack Factory’s Pretzel Crisps have undeniably changed the game for pretzels! Everything bagel flavor? Simply the Best! IMHO ❤️🤗❤️
This show is fucking great. I love Sal's commitment to argue - he reminds me of me. And I WISH I had a friend like Joey Roses who can handle it and roll with it and laugh. Highlight Sal saying "You go 'Yeah,see'" describing using a pretzel like a cigar 🤣
The buds videos are always and instant LIKE from me even before the theme song starts playin BAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!
"I DONT LIKE PRETZEL BREAD" SAL:"😠SAY IT ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK" 😂😂😂😂
Shout out Tom Brady… and of course shout out BBQ Lay’s as well
Joe: there’s no sweet pretzel
*Chocolate covered pretzels in the corner like 👀*
I thought this was going to be a 85%+ win for chips, this was a no contest, well done to DeRosa for having a good opinion for the first time in a while.
When the graph comes up and says milkshake vs slurpee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am halfway through this episode and I 100% agree with everything Joe has said so far
i love how this is literally combos vs doritos all over again
44:38 Why does the pie chart say 78% Milkshake and 21% Slurpee???
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My favorite part: when joe and sal sponsor mode ends and it’s hard cut to Joe and Sal yelling at each other’s faces.
Joe - when u buy a cretzel Sal- A CRETZEL !!!???!!! I was dying after that 😂 God bless them 🙏💯
I CANT WAIT UNTIL THESE ARGUMENTS MAKE IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD FROM FOOD…Vacations, activities, movies, COMEDY SPECIALS…this WILL be a long lasting pod babes!!
I used to go to high school with a kid who bought Chex Mix at lunch everyday. He never ate the pretzels, gave them away every single time. Most of the time, nobody wanted them and they got thrown away. Obviously chips win here
Yes! I still eat Chex mix that way!
joe when he yells sounds like a character out of a bugs bunny cartoon when they start to yell
My fav podcast now. Hell yes.
Chips definitely win, but Sal is bringing up arguments that REALLY speak to me. The pretzel rod cigar thing and biggest of all, THE CHIP GREASE. I HATE getting the oil all over my hands from the bags. He's spitting facts
Sal gave Joe the chips just he could breaknhis losing streak. 🤣
I was team Chips until Sal represented Pretzel like a boss.
Pretzels?!?!?!?!?!
It is chips. Cmon now!
If Dot’s pretzels aren’t brought into this, I’ll riot
New fav podcast. Lay’s original all day with a Dr. Pepper. Done.
Sal threw this one for his friend who's lost 247 in a row.
agreed
Sal, your argument is taken down by one famous joke....how about that airplane food? PRETZELS ARE AIRPLANE FOOD AND ITS GROSS AND DRY AND SAD
28:06 Joe’s madness line almost made me piss myself
When it's chips vs pretzels and the humble pie chart says milkshakes and slurpees
Little ceasers pretzel pizza is a prime example of them branching out
What kind of competition is this!!!?! Pretzels is a ringer!!!!
Did anyone else notice that the poll showed slurpee vs milkshake?
Pimps editing is NEXT LEVEL 👌
why it said milkshake vs slurpee at the end, who let chrissy D do the graphics
The potato chip is the perfect canvas for any flavor. I’ve had hot dog chips, baby back bbq chips, pickle chips, grilled prime rib chips. Sal is in over his head here.
I need these to be 60mins plus going forward. Thanks in advance.
Pears need to get together to set some “pear”rameters! 🤣
Finally the boys are back! And that means the blood pressure is about to spike. They were way too calm in the last few episodes lol
Chips all day!!!!!!!!