I’m spending my 41st birthday today sippin’ on some beer and watching old Bithead videos, so receiving a new video is the best gift I could ask for. Cheers!
Well, they’re certainly no less enjoyable after that first view; that’s the truth. And with the great amount of content, combined with my deteriorating memory, I can forever be entertained.
@BitHead1000 Thanks, Jesse. I most certainly would, but the hair and beard had to go. Being a stone mason out in this Alabama humidity is hard enough with a clean shave. And the homeowners I work for no longer look at me like a homeless dude.
One minute before the end of my shift ends, I get this notification! Laughed my ass off the whole walk home! What a treat. Great stuff! Thanks Bithead!
My dad bought a gen 1 sega cd when it came out. It had my favorite shooter sol feace and versions of genesis games with the best soundtrack. The start up screen holds as much of special place as the ps1 start up screens.
Man these stories crack me up. Wish my life was this interesting. I go to work all night and sleep in the day so I don't have a life. Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it this morning.
I made the mistake once calling it a hacky sack and was corrected by an indignant youngster that it was a "Footbag". Make sure you use your FM Towns Marty voice when you say footbag.
@@PabstOban Someone once corrected Bithead about some minor fact concerning the Japanese FM Towns Marty console in the comments and in the next video he mocked them using what I call the FM Towns Marty voice. I don't know what else to call it. I was hoping Jesse knew what I was talking about.
Me too! Worth it for Lunar and Silpheed alone, not to mention the other great games for it. So I won't try to list them, since I am too lazy. I have 3 of them, so hopefully I can make it to the end of my life before the lasers all burn out.
Wish those kind of scores still existed in Las Vegas. O well. Happy for you. Destroy all humans is actually a good game. Both of them. Keep the issues coming Bithead. Always get a good laugh. Always. Thanks for all you do.
TG CD launched with just Monster Lair and Fighting Street, but Ys may as well be called a launch title since that's when we were actually shown what the thing could do. I remember the EGM where Ed gave it a 10. Same issue Ninja Spirit got a 10. I was with my genesis buddy when i picked up that issue!
Nice, Destroy All Humans is getting an HD remaster soon, too, though it's just the first one. I think Destroy All Humans 2 is a bit more fun, more snappy and quick, but they're both good. Gotta love the voice actor for Crypto, so surly.
I don't think even Sega knew what they wanted the Sega CD to be, a video game machine or and interactive movie thing... Don't think the model 2 ever came packaged with the model 2 Genesis tho.
Oh my sega cd..... Been looking for one of those at a reasonable price for a while. Batman returns, snatcher, popful mail, terminator and earthworm jim special edition. The lens in that model is the easier one to replace.
Black on PS2 was the absolute best first person shooter I ever played on that console. That game pushes the PS2 hard! It makes other fps games look vegan in comparison.
Doyle from the misfits is almost 60 and is pretty jacked, he’s vegan. Then, you got the Ramones that all died for various reasons yet Iggy Pop is still alive, what’s going on?
I’m 30 and I’m vegan. My uncle originally introduced me to documentaries about veganism called “cowspiracy” and “what the health”. He and his family lives on my mother’s land in a trailer in rural Georgia and they are all very much blue collar people. Anyone can embrace vegan ideals. George W Bush’s main speechwriter wrote one of the biggest books on veganism called “Dominion”. I hope you get my point.
@@AnalSeepageForDummies Some average granola facts: 48% carbs, 53% fats, 5% protein. 45g serving 198 caloriues, 25% more than average chocolate bar of same weight. nutritiondata.self.com/facts/recipe/1017563/2
I bought one of these sega cds in the late 2000s off ebay but it wouldn't power up, returned it and never tried for another. That guy said CDs aren't interactive? Man tg16cd is just as interactive as ps1.. but somehow I still kinda understand what he was saying. Are we all being fooled? lol
Sonic CD was overrated compared to some of the games on the system...Shining Force CD, Final Fight, Dune, Time Gal, Revenge of the Ninja, Jurassic Park, Corpse Killer, Mortal Kombat CD, Eternal Champions CD, talkie Eye of the Beholder, Dungeon Master 2, Dark Wizard! Sega CD was where it was at back in the day even without Sonic...I liked Sonic 2 better for the multiplayer personally, Sonic CD needed that.
Tow beers then boom I'm in the water... To pee :) lol at the jogger thing lol. I do small weights, intervals and jog, and have a good body. Sega CD had great sound and music, you should try Silpheed it's a shooter, tried it in emulation, some great games on the systems but a lot were ports with better sound like Nhl 94 it's the best version to have.
Silpheed is one of the greatest shooters of all time! And for me personally, (alongside Lunar) to own a Sega CD! The pageantry of that game at the time was absolutely astounding! Not to mention the in-game music (NOT THE REDBOOK AUDIO, BUT CHIPTUNES!!!), especially level 5-8 were some of the most badass experiences you could have while playing a game. There's not a day in my life that goes by where I would be sad if I were forced to sit down and play only that game all day.
If you ever stop making these videos. I will bring my Alabama ass up there and lock you in that shed. Best stuff on youtube hands down.....with a 4k face!!!!!
I havnt watched the vid yet but I saw the title and am hoping you were kind to my people lol. I'm a vegan so you have a vegan fanbase! Edit: Just watched 17mins more of the vid and it looks like you were dealing with top tier vegans. I'm probably a lowly level 3 or something. When it starts effecting what clothing you wear thats when you gain a level. You just saw their final form lol. Most of what you said was bullshit as it relates to me tho dude. I wasnt fat before I started this nearly 2 years ago. I hate salads and a lot of vegan food actually but I've found stuff like vegan burgers etc, and of course coca cola is vegan and oreos and fries so life isnt that tough. I just dont like the way deforestation happens even more cus I wont change my eating patterns. Because I wasnt into food (or a foody) that much before I started and was fed up waiting for the scientists to develop the protein pill. WHERES MY DAILY PROTEIN PILL SO I CAN GO ABOUT MY DAY!!! So please dont beat on us vegans too bad, as in all walks of life you have vegans like me that are sitting writing to you on a second hand leather couch and there are the people you saw down the beach. Love you dude!
@@entretienrgt514 Holy shit man! That's a game I read about in the papers the papers as a kid, never got it, but had a chance to play it much later. As a HUGE Sega fan growing up, I had such high hopes for the game, but I just feel like there must be something I'm not getting. As a guy not getting very far in the game, it seemed to me a Wonderboy clone with a couple huge snakes. I wanted to love this game so badly; WHAT DID I MISS?
Lol. I did. One time and it flew in a guy's balls. xD Sorry I have Kickball-Soccer legs. xD Where was Make My Video - Janet Jackson? PS2 games - Decent, Just Got That ($15 value apparently), unsure, glass breaking fun, unique (never had it wish godzilla was that but no), fun game, screw that, fun game (technically a sequel $20 game), fun as hell game (found out my PS2 controller was shot getting a PS4 reboot), fun as well, no idea (Punky Kong? Parkwing Kuck?), Hell yes (Hit and Run is King though), Daniel likes those two, and Black is an interesting one.
Hey Bit head, ever hear of a role playing game for Turbo Grafx 16 called Emerald Dragon? It's like a mix between Breath of Fire and 16Bit Ys. I think it came out in Japan exclusively. I highly recommend checking it out if you don't already own a copy.
I lost my teeth being a vegan My heretic history is from meat eating hunters. Short, good sprinter, strength. I now thrive eating MEAT and ANIMAL FAT. Veganism is not a viable option. Oh yeah and I lift weights 7 days a week no rest days for 17 years. Yeah, works.
I worked at Babbages over in Jersey selling those shit CD ‘multimedia’ games. Myst was the one that got me. Worst game ever, set pc and console gaming back 5 years.
I’m spending my 41st birthday today sippin’ on some beer and watching old Bithead videos, so receiving a new video is the best gift I could ask for. Cheers!
I wish I didn't watch them all and could watch for the first time.
Happy Birthday Brother... run your hand through that gorgeous beard for me.
Well, they’re certainly no less enjoyable after that first view; that’s the truth. And with the great amount of content, combined with my deteriorating memory, I can forever be entertained.
@BitHead1000 Thanks, Jesse. I most certainly would, but the hair and beard had to go. Being a stone mason out in this Alabama humidity is hard enough with a clean shave. And the homeowners I work for no longer look at me like a homeless dude.
Happy Birthday Chris!! Cheers!
Benging BitHead1000 all day, Reached over a year ago! Your nostalgia & insight is wonderful!!!
One minute before the end of my shift ends, I get this notification! Laughed my ass off the whole walk home! What a treat. Great stuff! Thanks Bithead!
"Get out of my cuntry" is my new favorite thing to say when people piss me off
Eh. I say Get Off My Lawn. xD
Swissrollrpg Same, but we are very sensitive these days. You could be taken literally and called a nazi.
Imagine the Facebook posts made about me!
My dad bought a gen 1 sega cd when it came out. It had my favorite shooter sol feace and versions of genesis games with the best soundtrack. The start up screen holds as much of special place as the ps1 start up screens.
Buddy this is the greatest thing on the internet by a fucking mile.
By a CUNT-ry mile!
Man these stories crack me up. Wish my life was this interesting. I go to work all night and sleep in the day so I don't have a life. Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it this morning.
I'd like to see the channel reach north of 100k, a lot of wisdom and humor here!
Nothing better than sitting down to some Dio WITH A 4K STEAK.
Painting trim on the house listening to Bithead. Thanks for the new video brother. Made my day
Any news on shirts, I need one. Thanks.
I've never put an umbrella in the ground. Would I be able to do it with just my wits?
You have to use your pectoral muscles to get it shoved in there. So I guess just your wits and your tits?
man i really enjoy your stories
Bithead about to live rent free in Vegan's heads. There's a storm coming.
I knew my weekend was missing something, oh a new BitHead video! Nevermind...
I love that episode of Futurama with the vegan lion. Look that one up. It’s exactly how you described.
One of the best episodes
I knew today was going to be a good day.
The ‘see see’ at 22:41 woke my wife up watching this video. Don’t care video was priceless
Haha, the part about cd's not being interactive. I'm dying.. 😂😂😂
He had a point with the FMV games...
You can’t go wrong with a new Bithead video!
Black is no joke. Late console FPS. Played on Xbox. Good times.
Snestastic made some videos about it lately.
and factory sealed no less. whew that is an awesome find. Best gun sound fx in a game
I love Black, I just found out it was made by the same dev's that created the Burnout series.
30:36 hahah, would have made a perfect prelude to your story about Zachary.
War of the monsters looks sick
I made the mistake once calling it a hacky sack and was corrected by an indignant youngster that it was a "Footbag". Make sure you use your FM Towns Marty voice when you say footbag.
Pops Racer I don’t know what an FM Towns Marty voice is... but I must hear it!
@@PabstOban Someone once corrected Bithead about some minor fact concerning the Japanese FM Towns Marty console in the comments and in the next video he mocked them using what I call the FM Towns Marty voice. I don't know what else to call it. I was hoping Jesse knew what I was talking about.
I don’t care what anybody says; I love the Sega CD! It’s got some really underrated titles.
yeah he got that sol-feace last episode..he can play it now run the sound RCAs to his bose box..itll be banging....
Me too! Worth it for Lunar and Silpheed alone, not to mention the other great games for it. So I won't try to list them, since I am too lazy. I have 3 of them, so hopefully I can make it to the end of my life before the lasers all burn out.
Wish those kind of scores still existed in Las Vegas. O well. Happy for you. Destroy all humans is actually a good game. Both of them. Keep the issues coming Bithead. Always get a good laugh. Always. Thanks for all you do.
I instantly thought "give me a keg of beer" from Teen Wolf at 5:54
typhoon280 if you watch the trailer version it’s different to get movie version
Lol that interactive part haha.
I loved podracer on N64 but was thrown by it saying simulated speed on the back.
Kinda reminds me of that.
Ys book I & II was not a launch title
Close enough... it launched a rocket through my pants!
Your wife knows Dio but she doesn't know Led Zeppelin?
TG CD launched with just Monster Lair and Fighting Street, but Ys may as well be called a launch title since that's when we were actually shown what the thing could do. I remember the EGM where Ed gave it a 10. Same issue Ninja Spirit got a 10. I was with my genesis buddy when i picked up that issue!
Just made 4 oven roasted turkey and cheese sandwich’s with lots of mayo. I’m ready for the best show on UA-cam.
Man that sounds good! You got any left or did you eat all 4?
Edit: "of" changed to "or"
Nice, Destroy All Humans is getting an HD remaster soon, too, though it's just the first one. I think Destroy All Humans 2 is a bit more fun, more snappy and quick, but they're both good. Gotta love the voice actor for Crypto, so surly.
I don't think even Sega knew what they wanted the Sega CD to be, a video game machine or and interactive movie thing... Don't think the model 2 ever came packaged with the model 2 Genesis tho.
First game I played on sega cd was Jurassic park. Pretty fun point and click game
bithead, you should change the picture for the 64 video, i passed over it twice before i even realized what it was
It keeps the riff raff out.
@@BitHead1000 could get another mil
Liked the video for the pretzel rods alone. The rest was gravy.
Anybody remember stormtroopin' from Ted Nugent? I was in to heavier stuff when I was a kid, but that is some real rock n roll there.
Both Pepperidge Farm and I do remember. I bought the Ted Nugent cassette from a yard sale when I was a kid. Loved that album!
Yooooo he lucked out with that brand spankin' new copy of Black!!!! That game was fuckin' outstanding!!!
Sipa domestic beer for the BitHead1000 show.
23:40 Ghost ORB Right Side right after he says "Christ Almighty"
Oh my sega cd..... Been looking for one of those at a reasonable price for a while. Batman returns, snatcher, popful mail, terminator and earthworm jim special edition. The lens in that model is the easier one to replace.
I had no idea Mrs Head1000 is also a headbanger
Amazing pickups Bit! That's an amazing deal on the sega CD and ps2 games.
Eric b and rakim! Thx you bithead. Paid in full for those that dont know
Black on PS2 was the absolute best first person shooter I ever played on that console. That game pushes the PS2 hard! It makes other fps games look vegan in comparison.
Whoa a Sega CD that's a great find. BTW that Donald Duck game looked like Sly Cooper or is it just me?
Your the best bitman!
heeyyy, they were a gimmick, but their music was actually good! I remember listening to my Kriss Kross cassette and trying on clothes backwards lol
hey, that 20$ was a great deal for that sega cd in a box. And you got an extra genesis 2 with it, I believe.
You kill me, Bro! I love it! 🤟
Black was a good game if I remember correctly. Not sure how it holds up today tho
Doyle from the misfits is almost 60 and is pretty jacked, he’s vegan. Then, you got the Ramones that all died for various reasons yet Iggy Pop is still alive, what’s going on?
Yeah it's all the raw vegans that have the problems.
What was in the white plastic?
Just what I needed!
I’m 30 and I’m vegan. My uncle originally introduced me to documentaries about veganism called “cowspiracy” and “what the health”. He and his family lives on my mother’s land in a trailer in rural Georgia and they are all very much blue collar people. Anyone can embrace vegan ideals. George W Bush’s main speechwriter wrote one of the biggest books on veganism called “Dominion”. I hope you get my point.
@@Yo_DynamoJoe lol cool
I was 9 when kris kross hit the scene and I loved it
Granola is one of the most fattening fods u can eat.
Says who?
@@AnalSeepageForDummies Some average granola facts: 48% carbs, 53% fats, 5% protein. 45g serving 198 caloriues, 25% more than average chocolate bar of same weight. nutritiondata.self.com/facts/recipe/1017563/2
Maybe granola should be what is hidden in the breakable walls of the Castlevania universe.
@@ChrisSmith-cd7uw Did u know in Bloodstained, Ritual Of the Night, you chave an option to change wall meat into veggies and other food? For real yo.
I bought one of these sega cds in the late 2000s off ebay but it wouldn't power up, returned it and never tried for another.
That guy said CDs aren't interactive? Man tg16cd is just as interactive as ps1.. but somehow I still kinda understand what he was saying. Are we all being fooled? lol
No power means it needs a new fuse, easy install.
I’m just thankful you’re a Yank who doesn’t say ‘super’ before every verb! 👍🏻 Must be a New York/East Coast thing.
DynamoJoe Metal Jesus does! 😄
Saw the title aw hell yes here we go again
Like the green shirt, mane!
Never had Genesis/Sega Anything, so really thinking about the SegaGenMini. Your thoughts on the 42 games for $80??
It's okay, and these things all tend to get hacked pretty soon into their lifecycle so you can put whatever you want in it anyway
Do it
That's how it is for Male vegans. I know several Female vegans that would make you wonder.
Sega CD...model 1 is among the best looking consoles ever. Sonic CD is the best Sonic game and Snatcher was great too.
Sonic CD was overrated compared to some of the games on the system...Shining Force CD, Final Fight, Dune, Time Gal, Revenge of the Ninja, Jurassic Park, Corpse Killer, Mortal Kombat CD, Eternal Champions CD, talkie Eye of the Beholder, Dungeon Master 2, Dark Wizard! Sega CD was where it was at back in the day even without Sonic...I liked Sonic 2 better for the multiplayer personally, Sonic CD needed that.
You're a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark
As a Costco employee... dude, yes. Did you get the Honey pretzels? They are FUCKING - CRACK.
Tow beers then boom I'm in the water... To pee :) lol at the jogger thing lol. I do small weights, intervals and jog, and have a good body. Sega CD had great sound and music, you should try Silpheed it's a shooter, tried it in emulation, some great games on the systems but a lot were ports with better sound like Nhl 94 it's the best version to have.
Silpheed is one of the greatest shooters of all time! And for me personally, (alongside Lunar) to own a Sega CD! The pageantry of that game at the time was absolutely astounding! Not to mention the in-game music (NOT THE REDBOOK AUDIO, BUT CHIPTUNES!!!), especially level 5-8 were some of the most badass experiences you could have while playing a game. There's not a day in my life that goes by where I would be sad if I were forced to sit down and play only that game all day.
If you ever stop making these videos. I will bring my Alabama ass up there and lock you in that shed. Best stuff on youtube hands down.....with a 4k face!!!!!
Between the Velvet lies there's a truth that's hard as Steel
I havnt watched the vid yet but I saw the title and am hoping you were kind to my people lol. I'm a vegan so you have a vegan fanbase!
Edit: Just watched 17mins more of the vid and it looks like you were dealing with top tier vegans. I'm probably a lowly level 3 or something. When it starts effecting what clothing you wear thats when you gain a level. You just saw their final form lol. Most of what you said was bullshit as it relates to me tho dude. I wasnt fat before I started this nearly 2 years ago. I hate salads and a lot of vegan food actually but I've found stuff like vegan burgers etc, and of course coca cola is vegan and oreos and fries so life isnt that tough. I just dont like the way deforestation happens even more cus I wont change my eating patterns. Because I wasnt into food (or a foody) that much before I started and was fed up waiting for the scientists to develop the protein pill. WHERES MY DAILY PROTEIN PILL SO I CAN GO ABOUT MY DAY!!! So please dont beat on us vegans too bad, as in all walks of life you have vegans like me that are sitting writing to you on a second hand leather couch and there are the people you saw down the beach. Love you dude!
LoL
Only a vegan would write such a long message.... Just eat a burger and forget about it....😆 ✌️
Think you're going to be disappointed.
What level was that guy who commented that started to lose his teeth?
@@PabstOban Donno. He could be ill in other ways or lying. I'm doing just fine:)
Low budge but still be work'n!
🤘🏻Heaven & Hell baby! 🤘🏻
Budweiser.....Fuck ya.
John Wayne walks into a vegan restaurant.....😆 🍃
Pretzel Rods
Black was a good game. Although not all my thing, that pile of PS2 stuff was all good stuff - 5 buck well spent.
Pretzel sticks and a nice cheddar cheese/horse radish dip! 👍👍
#DeniseAustin #Fucko #YoMTVRaps
IDK, but Snatcher!
A baby seal walks into a club. (A joke for the way too sensitive vegans).
Ur shirt is vegan.😉
12:57 The next big meme
20 bucks.. no way , did he needed money??
Your the best brother!!!!
Hey Bithead!
I just beat Golvellius on S.M.S.
@@entretienrgt514 Holy shit man! That's a game I read about in the papers the papers as a kid, never got it, but had a chance to play it much later. As a HUGE Sega fan growing up, I had such high hopes for the game, but I just feel like there must be something I'm not getting. As a guy not getting very far in the game, it seemed to me a Wonderboy clone with a couple huge snakes. I wanted to love this game so badly; WHAT DID I MISS?
Vegans lol. What's up Bithead!!
Denise Austin Haha
Love you man, but weight training is MSE not cardio :)
Lol. I did. One time and it flew in a guy's balls. xD Sorry I have Kickball-Soccer legs. xD Where was Make My Video - Janet Jackson? PS2 games - Decent, Just Got That ($15 value apparently), unsure, glass breaking fun, unique (never had it wish godzilla was that but no), fun game, screw that, fun game (technically a sequel $20 game), fun as hell game (found out my PS2 controller was shot getting a PS4 reboot), fun as well, no idea (Punky Kong? Parkwing Kuck?), Hell yes (Hit and Run is King though), Daniel likes those two, and Black is an interesting one.
Ex 3 was the sh*t!!!
🤘🏻DIO🤘🏻!!!
It's embarrassing how grown men get so offended when other people don't eat meat
@@Yo_DynamoJoe hey man just curious are you like 45?
But it's also embarrassing how some people would like to end the existence of those who DO!
2 beers jump in the water to pee
See drinking Budweiser was a mistake you should have treated yourself to a better stronger beer.
Hey Bit head, ever hear of a role playing game for Turbo Grafx 16 called Emerald Dragon? It's like a mix between Breath of Fire and 16Bit Ys. I think it came out in Japan exclusively. I highly recommend checking it out if you don't already own a copy.
It's also on the Super famicom:)
Yeah, not a bad port. The turbografx version is superior though.
I lost my teeth being a vegan
My heretic history is from meat eating hunters.
Short, good sprinter, strength.
I now thrive eating MEAT and ANIMAL FAT.
Veganism is not a viable option.
Oh yeah and I lift weights 7 days a week no rest days for 17 years.
Yeah, works.
this shits happening all over our cuntry im going to become a guinea pig for elon musk and get off this planet.
Ed Zachary disease
Okay I'm going to tell you dude from experience pack you crap and move to South Carolina and get away from them people
But then the show would suck. :P
@@dmace81 No; then there would just be endless stories about the "palmetto bugs"!
I worked at Babbages over in Jersey selling those shit CD ‘multimedia’ games. Myst was the one that got me. Worst game ever, set pc and console gaming back 5 years.
Get outta my cuntree!