This man will always be the most creative person in Asmr hands down. One moment I'm a computer he's fixing while mumbling quietly.. Next moment he's a prisoner in Arkham Asylum.. Next moment he's an immortal and philosophical plague doctor...
I consider him not just an asmr champion, but a true artist, he has that powerful imagination, and bright ideas, that most adults lose over time. I love his uniqueness in every way. This dude deserves wayyy more subscribers than He has for real..
I love that you always get so deep in your characters, for the whole duration of the videos i forget that i'm watching an asmr artist, not a movie, thanks for helping me when I can't sleep, greetings from Cancun!
Ariana Grande ღ Right, I forgot to respond, sorry! That was it thank you. Ryan The amazing Yeah. Creepy huh? I wonder how Clemmons hides the tentacles? His lab coat?
Hey uncle E I know its not much, but thanks, Im young but I suffer from ptsd and some other stuff I don't wish to share, but your videos have helped me get some sleep, and I'm sure you hear this all the time but once again, thank-you
Subscribers new and old! Please remember ER has a Patreon page so you can go and support his work. He's much too humble to be repeat-plugging it himself, so please upvote this so people can see it! Just Google 'Patreon Ephemeral Rift'. Remember, the more you support, the more props ER can get, so even more elaborate role plays (yay!). Oh and ER if you see this, keep up the amazing work.
This video is so damn effective, last night I woke up with a racing heartbeat because I had headphones in, and the audio scared me as I woke back up. Nice job.
But honestly, how has someone not considered how good this guy probably is at dirty talking? Line damn, whisper into my ear some more, Rift. You can embrace me all you want.
Can you make a evening with a werewolf for werewolf lovers? but no mask....just make up! ( this is a bit of a as the challenge but I'm sure you can do it!!!)
This is the most creepy and macabre Ephemeral Rift video I've watched so far...and I think I love it. Hopefully we see more vampire videos in the future.
You're no vampire! Where are your sparkles? Where is the magic and the romance?! WHERE IS BELLA?!?! Thanks for bringing back the scary version of vampires, ER! :)
Since it's summer and I'm starting highschool in september I felt like doing something this holiday. All I've been doing so far is playing games and reading The Witcher. Now I feel like writing a book about a modern day vampire-thingy I don't really know. Sounds fun and this has given me a few ideas.
Oh man, we're poppin' a cherry here! Ha ha ha! Ah, you're gonna love this! Alright, check it out. Blood: it's your new rack o' lamb, your new champagne - blood's your new fuckin' heroin, kid.
***** I agree. There's nothing wrong with it. It's cheap, but not wrong. Still, I'd be lying to myself if trying to imply that they don't use their bodies to get easy views and likes. There's many male ASMR channels that do that too. And it's okay.
In the same way that if there was an attractive guy creating ASMR videos of him flexing his muscles and soft whispering for women, it'd be just as lame as women shoving their tits in ASMR videos or overdrawing their lips and making awkward kissing videos; it cheapens the community. People who put in half the hard work that real ASMRtists do and yet get a ton more views just because they use cheap tactics to draw in the crowds. Yeah.
Awesome video, as usual, Rift. I do have one problem though; whenever you do a video in that room (I'm assuming it's your garage or basement?), I hear more sound out of my left ear than right. I know it is not my headphones because I have checked with other videos to see if I had the same problem. It's only a minor problem, but I just thought is point that out in case anyone else was experiencing the problem
I agree, when he's facing straight the left does dominate slightly. Could be an issue of sound bouncing off a nearby wall or something. Source: Music major
I've found that even if i dont feel relaxed from your videos I'll still watch them because who the heck comes up with this stuff but ephemeral. If anything this is the most unique artist i've ever seen.
Watching people die would be a very pleasant thing to experience compared to the fact that the time will come when our solar system collapses and you would have to glide through the universe for billions of years being able to do nothing and still have to live on
stumbled across this video WHILE reading the 20th Anniversary Edition of the Vampire rules, what are the odds? This game is right up your alley, honestly, I don't know why I was surprised to find that you'd made a video on it!
You always do such a great job you have helped me get sleep an relaxed every time you make a video thanks for being such a great person to help every one out that needs these videos
So many times you've saved my day or night, not only giving me the best tingles but you also make me smile a lot. This is the most creative and best channel with the coolest ASMaRtist ever. Thanks so much.
Awhile back I was addicted to Dimitri. I then stumbled upon this crazy ass guy and now he is the only person I can get triggers from. Most videos I see the title and thumbnail and I think to myself that I would never get a trigger from this, then somehow he pulls it off. Keep up the crazy good work man. I depend on it.
What you do is brilliant. It hits multiple genres/pop cultures and accomplishes the task which is to relax. Entertaining and serves a purpose. Well done good sir. Well done.
I've been watching ER for a while; so I don't know why I'm making this observation now, but I normally can't watch these ASMR roleplay videos. I don't know what it is but they're so cringe worthy and awkward, its more unsettling than relaxing. I mean that with the simplest of roleplays too, like the common hair salon/barber shop or the dentist/doctor office. However I can sit through Uncle E's various amount of characters without even the slightest feeling I'd get with any other ASMRtist's roleplay content. Anybody else experience this?
I also feel awkward whilst watching some roleplays, I guess it depends on the acting and content. Glad someone else gets it though hahahs I get second hand embarrassment too easy
Uncle E - Unfortunately I am not someone that has the gift of experiencing all that ASMR vids have to offer, but they have had an impact on my life I never expected, especially yours. You have given me peace and entertainment when I need it most and for that I am unconditionally grateful. Keep doing what you're doing man, and I hope it continues to bring you as much happiness and comfort as you bring others. Kane.
Son: Mom, what's dad doing? Mom: he's playing with his vampire, Finish your glass of blood. Son: but he said we were gonna play with Dr.clemmons! Mom: Not now, the tinfoil hat society is calling me.
![Evening with Dark Corvus [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UaFZGrEwuW8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Relax with the Joker! [ ASMR ]](/img/n.gif)
This man will always be the most creative person in Asmr hands down.
One moment I'm a computer he's fixing while mumbling quietly..
Next moment he's a prisoner in Arkham Asylum..
Next moment he's an immortal and philosophical plague doctor...
I agree with all that!
Preach
I agree. He is the best.
HECK YEAH!!!
I consider him not just an asmr champion, but a true artist, he has that powerful imagination, and bright ideas, that most adults lose over time. I love his uniqueness in every way. This dude deserves wayyy more subscribers than He has for real..
ER: Let's get down to business.
Me: Are we going to defeat some Huns?
love the mulan reference
Must we be swift as the coursing river? xD
Canadia Six mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
We are men after all
Take my every order... And you might... Survive...
ER: "Well, well, well, look at who's awake."
Me: "No shit that's why I'm watching this..."
MunchieTheMunch Okay, I laughed.
😂😂😂
Came to get my blood sucked - stayed for the TINGLES!
...
Hey lilium, love your videos. Good to see you like the same type of videos as I do, keep up the good work.
Heyy girl, I love your videos ^-^
Blood sucked? Oh is it your period?
+Jeremy Kyle period blood is the cleanest blood, best to drink yes yes
ER needs to write a freaking book. Like, a glossary of all his characters and how they tie together, as well as their purpose. I would buy it.
I love that you always get so deep in your characters, for the whole duration of the videos i forget that i'm watching an asmr artist, not a movie, thanks for helping me when I can't sleep, greetings from Cancun!
***** Hey thank you very much I appreciate it. Sleep well and greetings from the U.S.! ;)
+Ephemeral Rift 32:40 Who? Nirlahotep? I keep googling but can't find anything. can you spell it please?
+TrueHylianKnigh Nyarlathotep?
Idk but I've heard of it once, so idk if you write it like that :P
+TrueHylianKnigh I found a image it was weird 😵😵
Ariana Grande ღ Right, I forgot to respond, sorry! That was it thank you.
Ryan The amazing Yeah. Creepy huh? I wonder how Clemmons hides the tentacles? His lab coat?
As a man who did theater in high school, I know the pain of trying to speak with fangs. I feel you, I feel you.
He spoke for 50 minutes like that...
tip of the hat to you ;)
"A Sabbat vampire wants to help you relax and ease your stress." Well, that is going to take more than one dot in Dominate to accomplish, kindred.
Janine Cat hahaha, I know I wasn’t the only one thinking about Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
*Cainite
*he pulls out the machete* Ooh. Threaten me with a good time.
Dammit Brendon. What did I say about hanging around with Gerard for too long. Fuck
omg panic! At the disco
ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ITS A HELL OF A FEELING YEAH
You pull off this character so well
CaptainSoupoftheDay Why thank you kindly.
+Steffan Clarke as I was thinking
+Ephemeral Rift Holy shit I have never heard you swear before... 0///0
You speaking up close (with actual words) is the best thing to ever happen.
That deep V neck tho
Jason Christofferson V for VAMPIRE :D
Yuko.O ayyy, powerman 5k
Maybe for those viewers with skinny collarbone fetishes? This vampire needs a couple extra meals in him. Haha.
Sure is a....deep one..eh eehhh..yeah, im lame
he HAS the range,.. id love to see this character come back someday
Daughter: "Mom where's dad?"
Mother: "He's in the basement dressed as a vampire talking to a camera."
Stfu
I think everyone knows he has a son...
Invictus gtfo
Invictus It's getting kinda old now. More times you use the same joke the less funny it gets.
Invictus son*
Everything about this is amazing, the crinkly sounds at 40:00 are the best
Love the Ashe and Alicia mention!!! and Bad blood eh? ;]
Hey uncle E I know its not much, but thanks, Im young but I suffer from ptsd and some other stuff I don't wish to share, but your videos have helped me get some sleep, and I'm sure you hear this all the time but once again, thank-you
Jacob Sprankle All my best to you and your path to better well being. Thank you for watching.
Subscribers new and old! Please remember ER has a Patreon page so you can go and support his work. He's much too humble to be repeat-plugging it himself, so please upvote this so people can see it! Just Google 'Patreon Ephemeral Rift'.
Remember, the more you support, the more props ER can get, so even more elaborate role plays (yay!).
Oh and ER if you see this, keep up the amazing work.
A Sabbat eh? The masquerade won't like this...
Cazdon stop referencing vampire bloodlines
I'd rather be a Malkav
Out of the Ephemeral Rift Universe you could make whole comic series, movies and even videogames!
Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.
Lazerlightlove Whispers that comment ..... it "triggered" my imagination.
Internet Troll Hmm no idea why but I have the slightest feeling that you're a troll of some kind
An asmr style riftworld themed video game. I'd help kickstart that
Agreed
Son: Mom, what's dad doing?
Mom: He's dressed as a vampire talking to a camera in the dark.
Son: Cool 😕
Lame
He's to blame..
For shame!
Rhyming's lame
AlbaGuBrath1320, agreed!
Didn't know Vampires looked like Badgers....
You're thinking or raccoons
RJ McKenna Yeah, probably :-D
RJ McKenna nah he looks like a honey badger not a raccoon.
master123214 Well as we know honeybadgers don't give a shit
Luciano Racioppi Yeah definitely A vampire Raccoon, If he was a Vampire Badger his stripes would be verticle :P
UA-cam is recommending videos I watched from 5 years ago and I am loving every second of it.
omg if he did a vid for the children of atom from fallout it would be amazing!
I will see what I can do. Isn't the first time I've received that request.
Dreamy wasteland omg yes
You did a great job, and when you get up close and whisper tingle overload! Great job!
Roses are yellow,
Apples come in five.
Potatoes are love,
Potatoes are life.
I love crisps
#potatoslaver
The only way that would rhyme is if you have a German accent. XD
i laughed way to hard about this one 😂😂
+Potato COCKS RIFLE
This video is so damn effective, last night I woke up with a racing heartbeat because I had headphones in, and the audio scared me as I woke back up.
Nice job.
50:45 to the end were the best sounds ever!!!
+Nate Bravender k i will
Close up whispering with the candle was my favorite part. So many tingles. Thank you so much 😘❤️
Racoon Vamp Nerd...quite the combo.
I wasn't scared till he said "I'm hungry"..you wonderful crazy guy...marvelous as always!
it'd be cool to see more of this character
But honestly, how has someone not considered how good this guy probably is at dirty talking? Line damn, whisper into my ear some more, Rift. You can embrace me all you want.
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Yes please!
This channel is beginning to frighten me
0.0
whenigone12 Don't be frightened! It's alright, everything is alright after the Embrace...
Päivi Kuosmanen Cuzzy, this channel is fucked...
Päivi Kuosmanen It will commence at midnight on the next full moon. Be prepared. Don't forget the red candles this time.
whenigone12 I believe you haven't been here for long then, if it's only beginning.
....
Your ear to ear chanting in this video as well as the Satan one does absolute wonders for my anxiety and PTSD, thank you!
Can you make a evening with a werewolf for werewolf lovers? but no mask....just make up! ( this is a bit of a as the challenge but I'm sure you can do it!!!)
This is the most creepy and macabre Ephemeral Rift video I've watched so far...and I think I love it. Hopefully we see more vampire videos in the future.
You're no vampire! Where are your sparkles? Where is the magic and the romance?! WHERE IS BELLA?!?!
Thanks for bringing back the scary version of vampires, ER! :)
This isn't Twilight.
This is Blade.
Since it's summer and I'm starting highschool in september I felt like doing something this holiday. All I've been doing so far is playing games and reading The Witcher. Now I feel like writing a book about a modern day vampire-thingy I don't really know. Sounds fun and this has given me a few ideas.
I fell asleep to the video and woke up and started hallucinating.
What kind of hallucinations?
Dude, not only is this excellent asmr, this is a great monologue.
Oh man, we're poppin' a cherry here! Ha ha ha! Ah, you're gonna love this! Alright, check it out. Blood: it's your new rack o' lamb, your new champagne - blood's your new fuckin' heroin, kid.
That walking around behind and speaking in the ear technique REALLY should be used more often!
Be still my heart. You as a vampire, OMG YES. hehe. Also, I love the war boy makeup! =)
Thank you PeacefulMindASMR :)
It took me six times to try to get through the entire video. The tingles got to me so fast! I love this video
ER doesn't need big boobs to get likes unlike most ASMRers. His content speaks for itself
Have you seen HungryLips? I don't know the difference of soft porn or ASMR on her channel.
***** Nothing sexist about the truth.
***** I agree. There's nothing wrong with it. It's cheap, but not wrong. Still, I'd be lying to myself if trying to imply that they don't use their bodies to get easy views and likes. There's many male ASMR channels that do that too. And it's okay.
I have tits and I'm male. Unbridled fame, here I come.
In the same way that if there was an attractive guy creating ASMR videos of him flexing his muscles and soft whispering for women, it'd be just as lame as women shoving their tits in ASMR videos or overdrawing their lips and making awkward kissing videos; it cheapens the community. People who put in half the hard work that real ASMRtists do and yet get a ton more views just because they use cheap tactics to draw in the crowds. Yeah.
Love it Uncle E. I've lived watching you from the very beginning
SketchyLandBeast Why thank you so much !
Awesome video, as usual, Rift.
I do have one problem though; whenever you do a video in that room (I'm assuming it's your garage or basement?), I hear more sound out of my left ear than right. I know it is not my headphones because I have checked with other videos to see if I had the same problem.
It's only a minor problem, but I just thought is point that out in case anyone else was experiencing the problem
***** Hm. It could be the mics. I will try to look into it.
***** Ephemeral Rift dudes got bad buds. Sounds fine to me.
Source: audio engineer hobbyist
***** I agree wish the right sounded as good as the left
I agree, when he's facing straight the left does dominate slightly. Could be an issue of sound bouncing off a nearby wall or something.
Source: Music major
***** I agree, I have 7.1 headphones (Kingston HyperX cloud II) and the left is stronger, still accurate though.
I've found that even if i dont feel relaxed from your videos I'll still watch them because who the heck comes up with this stuff but ephemeral. If anything this is the most unique artist i've ever seen.
Such an awesome video, loved it :D
The ASMR Gamer Thank you sir!
The plastic bag part was really good.. Loved the character!!
InhaleTheGreen ExhaleTheDream Glad that part came out okay. Thank you !
Those fangs make you look like Christian Bale, haha.
Thank you! I could not put my finger on it!
This has been the most tingling experience of my life.
*when he puls out the Machete*
me: can i please go home?😭
Heh, i would be like: lol, ok
I'm liking the Mad Max reference there with the face paint and the blood transfusion chain!
Mad Max anyone else? The makeup the chain with the blood?
Always coming up with something out of the ordinary, good stuff ER.
I'm a big Vampire The Masquerade fan (tabletop rpg).
immortality is kinda shit though
you'll watch everything you know and love die
and you have to keep going
Gotta admit it would be amazing to study the world over all that time
+Strongerjon I guess
I think you'll get used to it. As harsh as it sounds..
It's not that bad, after all, i can promise you that.
Watching people die would be a very pleasant thing to experience compared to the fact that the time will come when our solar system collapses and you would have to glide through the universe for billions of years being able to do nothing and still have to live on
I loved this. I felt like a Hunter from Supernatural. Fantastic acting, it roped me in and I started conversing with him at some points.
I don't know if this character has a name, but if he doesn't, I propose Count Ephemula.
I'm proud of myself for watching this entire thing.
Not much to others...but to me it lets me know I've spent 53 hours and 28 minutes in my room.
You look like a Warboy from Fury Road XD
As always, amazing video :)
johnnymccraze I'll take it ;) A Warboy video is planned
Ephemeral Rift The gates are open!
He even has that bloodbag chain😂
Çınar Demir WITNESS! !
WITNESSED!
stumbled across this video WHILE reading the 20th Anniversary Edition of the Vampire rules, what are the odds? This game is right up your alley, honestly, I don't know why I was surprised to find that you'd made a video on it!
If Merle from the walking dead was a vampire, this would be him.
You always do such a great job you have helped me get sleep an relaxed every time you make a video thanks for being such a great person to help every one out that needs these videos
Waylon Works Well thanks it's the least I can do. Glad to hear you're getting your sleep !
Ephemeral Rift thank you uncle E ur awesome
"If you will."
-ER, every video
So many times you've saved my day or night, not only giving me the best tingles but you also make me smile a lot. This is the most creative and best channel with the coolest ASMaRtist ever. Thanks so much.
Indigostars X Ephemeral Rift
IndigoStars You already have the fan-art for it
IndigoStars can't wait for that night in arkam asylum video
Don't you just love machete relaxation😍😂😂
ER you're so awesome
Was relaxed until I realized he was Sabbat. And then mentioned my family was around the corner.
Goddammit ER I was trying to sleep.
Weird this vampire looks a lot like Ephemeral Rift? Maybe its just me though...
I dont think i see it..........
Nah dude, you might have to go to a doctor with that.
Lets ASMR Nope, its just you! Gotta get some glasses eh?
Should've gone to Specsavers.
can't see how you could possibly think such a thing
This may have not been a love story. But I can still say it's better a better story than twilight.
master rift, what about another potato video
Don't be self-centered, Mr. Potato.
Logan Conly Potatoes have rights too, you know.
Potato What about it
It's, it's him.. Our Lord and Savior, Master "Uncle E" Rift. We are not worthy.
+Potato I FOUND YOU
ER: Well, well, well
Me: Three holes in the ground
Hell hes a son of cold harbour... anyone? Anyone?
Elder scrolls?
Put his bal-sack all over him.
Ha!
M£'hmhhhmhhhhmhmtthmhmthmhmthhmthmthmmtthmkky
*****
Hearing rift swear is Like seeing a paraplegic breakdance
man im pretty down with joining a vampire gang
Awhile back I was addicted to Dimitri. I then stumbled upon this crazy ass guy and now he is the only person I can get triggers from. Most videos I see the title and thumbnail and I think to myself that I would never get a trigger from this, then somehow he pulls it off. Keep up the crazy good work man. I depend on it.
9:18 I think he was laughing because he never said a bad word on this channel :L
+My Baby Alive Yes he has.
Im in love with this character
Imagine how different the video would be if he wasn't a vampire
does anyone know what type/brand of microphones he uses?
Stock Apple headphones mic
matthew wyatt :D
Potato Microphones. He did a video on it and demoed many different sounds on them. They even have faces on them!
I know now!!! I k ow who you remind me of now!!!!! Christian Bale!!!!!!
In this vid he surely did!!
Was gonna post that. I think it's the vampire teeth that helps make the connection, cuz bale kinda has the not exaggerated vamp teeth.
Has to be because of his Batman Face Painting video 😏
Oh my god, I was gonna comment that! He's so much like him in this vid! Great acting
the thumbnail especially!
Genius. Truly an amazing role play idea brought to life masterfully! Blown away tingles everywhere! Really great acting too! Thank you.
You look like the Burger thief.
I think you're referring to the Hamburglar
Dying!!! XD
What you do is brilliant. It hits multiple genres/pop cultures and accomplishes the task which is to relax.
Entertaining and serves a purpose. Well done good sir. Well done.
Maybe a collab with Indigo Stars? You know that blood is my weakness, don't you Master Rift?! :3
You're the only asmr channel I can stand
duh duh dunnnn plot twist he's a real vampire that why he acts so good but he's not acting ......I'm weird
Made my night! ;)
Same here.
+VoiceOfPassion
Made my night, too!
;)
Found this was very reminiscent of Buffy. I like how you chose to pitch your character.
fuck my life vampires are my weakness
Same :P
yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious.
the fuck does 'those' mean?
oh, figures, you're one of *those* youtubers.
To some it is man, hey, to each they're own though, I don't necessarily agree with your statement but I will fight for your right to say it.
Okay, then, to each they're own, whatever you think man.
I was fully immersed in this. You never fail to make me feel like i'm actually there.
I've been watching ER for a while; so I don't know why I'm making this observation now, but I normally can't watch these ASMR roleplay videos. I don't know what it is but they're so cringe worthy and awkward, its more unsettling than relaxing. I mean that with the simplest of roleplays too, like the common hair salon/barber shop or the dentist/doctor office. However I can sit through Uncle E's various amount of characters without even the slightest feeling I'd get with any other ASMRtist's roleplay content. Anybody else experience this?
I also feel awkward whilst watching some roleplays, I guess it depends on the acting and content. Glad someone else gets it though hahahs I get second hand embarrassment too easy
I love how nerdy you are. So much references. So many wow! You can haz cheezburger now.
But seriously. You're awesome.
~starts watching video~ isn't this the part where Dean attacks you or something
Just. No.
+TheMazlumking123 I'm with you on this one.
Uncle E - Unfortunately I am not someone that has the gift of experiencing all that ASMR vids have to offer, but they have had an impact on my life I never expected, especially yours. You have given me peace and entertainment when I need it most and for that I am unconditionally grateful. Keep doing what you're doing man, and I hope it continues to bring you as much happiness and comfort as you bring others. Kane.
Son: Mom, what's dad doing?
Mom: he's playing with his vampire, Finish your glass of blood.
Son: but he said we were gonna play with Dr.clemmons!
Mom: Not now, the tinfoil hat society is calling me.
xD
I love your videos so much! The way you express yourself in these ASMR videos is true art. Thank you for always calming me down. xxxx
Got more vampire the masquerade stuff? wow first comment? damn
When I first started watching emphermal rift, this was the very first video I watched of his