The Worst Professional Match of Counter-Strike, Maybe Ever.
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Sometimes, everyone is having a bad day.
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Between this and dreamhack summer shutting down, this might be the end of sweden
No they beat Heroic they’re not dead yet
@@PhyFPS😂
@@PhyFPS Heroic in the big 2024
@@PhyFPS "beat"
@@defvii xd
"you are paid to" really made me laugh
lmao that got me good
They both sound so defeated lmao. I wish commentators/shot callers were allowed to shit talk the teams lol
5:02 I just was hearing this part.
TRUE +++
@plakofgold did yall notice r1nkle awp flicked his teammate
"I cant watch this."
"You are paid to."
Laundry casting kept this match so entertaining though
I love laundry
I take it Laundry is the one thing about the match that wasn't washed ?
The Stoppable Force vs The Movable Object
lmao
unironically speaking fax
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao
"ya that was a rough game"
sees I'm only halfway through the video
"oh..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am only at the end of the first map 😮 I'm scared.
This was wayy to accurate lmao
With the way it was going I expected it to go to triple overtime at the end until I checked.
This feels like a one-off comedy anime where both teams have been ordered to throw the game because the team owners are deep in debt to organized crime, but no one has realized they're both in debt to the same group.
And then said crime group be laughing their asses off behind the shadows
underrated comment
Kino
realistically just putting on a show for skin betting money
That feels oddly specific
"And r1nkle gets the kill because now he's on the ak" - Scrawny
LMAO
minor v1lat vibes there
XDDDD
Just like scream when he picks up the AWP
bro he awp flicks his teammate at 14:10
Scrawny and Launders made this match so much funnier than it needed to be
They made this game historic
Hey ur the guy that shaved his head that one time lol. I recognised the yotsuba pfp.
@@PhyFPSremind me of one particular match with Russian commentators... Its pretty old, i want so badly for people to know about that legendary video, but its very local due to language. If you ever want to laugh very hard, get yourself Russian dude who can translate stuff, and watch video about penta sport and solek
nice profile picture
@@Ленивыйканал-в5э Можешь скинуть видосик хотя бы уж? Проще будет :)
*Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers...* - Blast Observation Team 2024
look whos here :)
The Spiffing Brit watching Counter-Strike? That's not what I expected
Fino senores.
We got played like a damn fiddle! Give it back! It was ours! GIVE IT BACK!
🤨🤨🤨
i lost it when r1nkle awp flicked at his teammate during their MATCHPOINT
And he still missed🤣🤣
@@spyflyO-oNOOOO I had to go back to check… LOL
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They lost 1 hour of sleep the day before. They had big McDonald's slow breakfast, forgot to have their morning coffee. Didn't fully review their strats. No custom autoexec, wrong resolution, forgot their spare mouse, forgot to take their vitamins and skipped leg day.
😂
@@b.t4604 high levels of carbon monoxide in the air, jupiter misaligned with saturn, the neighbours were playing loud music, all players' horoscopes predicted bad things that day, their stock portfolios were going down, a homeless man preached about bad omens in his dreams, gaben was backdooring, they all had chinese bitcoin miners running without their knowledge
And probably changed their gaming chairs 😂
@@MeanMachine07ungaming chairs
Hey losing ur autoexec is no funsies. It can f u up hard time if u use many tweaks
5:01 "I can't watch this. You are paid to." lmaoo
Travis not peeking to help his teammate at minute 17:05 is literally every teammate ever in any video game, just wild.
True. I see shit like that way too much in multiplayer video games.
Even then he can just hide backsite he could have easily rerouted to headshot and ensure the win
and Rez was running all the time so u know every second where he is and still decides not to peek off sound queues and he is somehow a pro
@@Zendyes_ yeah if he doesnt want to peek off the sound queues and take the duel he should have changed his position since rez cleared everything except the position travis was in but instead he stays still lol
dude that shit is crazy. Every freaking time you are 2v1, establish a crossfire, standing in closed position, holding angle, waiting for an enemy to waste a time trying to find you and when he finally does, you lose gunfight and your teammate does not peek hearing shots. Fck man, this guy already cleared everything before he finds one of you, now he almost sure where the remaining player is, what the hell gonna happen next you think. Instead of swinging on shots and getting easy kill you choose 1v1 with your position most likely known. That shit pisses me off man
“Why the FUCK would you peek that” hahahaha launders
I don't watch Counterstrike much, but that's the first time I can remember a commentator actually swearing during a pro league tournament of any kind. Dude was flabbergasted.
There has to be some kind of scientific explanation of why these two teams suffer so much head loss when they face each other. We need an AMKAL v NiP showmatch at the next major.
far from a scientist but my best guess is because they're both Swedish teams. They probably scrim each other all the time and pug together too so either consciously or subconsciously they don't take it as serious and games like this is the result. In my experience watching pro CS for almost 10 years now regional battles have always tended to be less strategic and more puggy first example that comes to mind is NA vs NA games. You could tell back in the day Cloud 9 didn't prepare to play Liquid or CLG they were worried about beating the EU teams same goes for CLG and Liquid, so anytime those teams matched up in a tournament it was close and scrappy. It got written off as "NA CS" back in the day but I do think if you look into the history of regional battles you'd find plenty other similar stories.
@@evelynsahoe8896how tf amkal is a swedish team 🤨
@@evelynsahoe8896 what?
@@evelynsahoe8896 bruh, amkal is russian. not including the players and looking at the org itself amkal is *checks notes* russian
When a breakable wall meets the stoppable wave
This is real EU CS, our feeble NA minds cannot comprehend the complexity and mindgames that took place
😂
NA CS wishes they could be this good
I like this comment a lot
I've never played CS before, but I watch most of the big-name tournaments and I had the (mis?)fortune of watching this series live. Scrawny and Launders made this series unforgettable, even to someone who's never touched the game before. Excellent video, excellent commentary, excellent series. 10/10
I felt so bad for REZ in this series, besides that insane whiff on vertigo it felt like he was the only one who still believed they could win. He was dragging NiP toward the finish line in spite of his teammates best efforts to lose the series.
Very true. He was doing pretty well considering..
I feel like this has been REZ for a while
NIP building on fire, even the carpet is on fire, and REZ is just sitting locked to his chair "this is fine" he says with a crooked smile and a twitching eye.
@@Katreat4000 NiP has been a dumpster fire since 2016.
Yeah it’s crazy that rez continues to stick around
@@derekbedard909 He probably knows he couldn't make it anywhere else.
ibuypower vs ibuypower
LMAO
ROFL
😂😂😂😂😂 This made me crack up so hard dude.
Mirror match
r1nkle vs. topo is definitely the greatest AWP duel that Counter-Strike has ever seen
thank you for this masterpiece
PLEASE ask perfect world to let you play. for no reason other than this.
@@Carbine64VN fixed match :/
how is TRAVIS' aimlock going?
At least you guys have humility
@@primozeroytthey don't exactly need humility, mistake happen
It's Launders and Scrawny absolutely losing their minds that's got me rolling. Holy crap, that was brutal. "Why the FUCK would you PEEK THAT?!" 😂😂😂
"R1nkle gets the kill cos now he's on the AK!"
Man that's a sneaky roast.
19:41 man hits worst clutch of All Time and immediately zyns this might be the goat
Most peak play of 2027
The GOAAAAT
7:40 ngl tf2 music makes cs feel so much more exciting than the generic "dramatic" stock soundtrack
it does but i think the less ambitious soundtrack helps you focus on the gameplay rather than getting distracted.
@@DoctorBones1 i totally agree it doesn’t fit the tactical aesthetic of CS at all, but it also reminds me of The Incredibles soundtrack so I’m biased lol
@@zaviersyed8483 yeah tf2s soundtrack is awesome
the look of horror on my face when it hit overtime and i realized the video was only halfway over
we need one more to end the series
Nah AMKAL already has that 2-0 record versus NIP the worst game ever bo3 is done
@@PhyFPS we need it to be the shanghai major showmatch then
bo5
Launders and Scrawny might retire if they have to cast another game like this.
@@PhyFPSbo5 time now 😊
Launders and Scrawny casting this is perfect. Other casters would have tried to be too professional lmao Best casting duo besides Machine and Spunj
NA on top
The coach forgot to turn off aim cheats during the first spray transfer round
That Vertigo round 31 has got to be cinema peak next to 34: the ungodly play, the casters' voice breaking and unable to hold their laugh, the SNUS...
someone in the comments of the blast channel had time stamps for every time something happened
Highlights :
4:40 - REZ (Trades Isak fashionably)
12:56 - Maxster (Coffins key utility to retake Banana)
13:55 - Isak & r1nkle (AP - Perfect retake execution)
24:55 - Isak (Pixel perfect flash)
28:53 - Alex (Yeah idk what to say tbf)
29:06 - Maxster (………)
36:59 - (NIP Shows everyone how to properly play in situations like this)
59:18 - r1nkle (Insane clutch against himself)
1:00:13 - r1nkle (Inhuman reaction flick)
1:02:14 - r1nkle (Doesn’t miss a single awp shot!)
1:05:46 - alex (Flex his movements mechanics)
1:06:15 - AMKAL (Plays the best after plant setup to deny REZ Clutch)
1:11:11 - (Yeah alr F this wth is that + Snus Bonus)
1:13:37 - Maxster (One taps Svyat and then spray transfers onto Travis)
1:13:59 - REZ (Aimlocks onto Krad)
Honestly looking through every timestamp plus the description made me laugh my ass off. Hilarious stuff.
@@eksiongooi8011LMFAO
"insane clutch against himself" takes the crown
Please may we get Amkal vs NIP in Shanghai and preferably playoffs. Imagine this masterclass with a crowd
You're very optimistic for assuming they'll make it that far 😭
Amkal is already out, so no way
@@Od1eTheCat woops
AMKAL - NIP as the showmatch, make it happen.
@@Od1eTheCat give them a pity spot
The whole OT I was screaming at my screen for topo and rinkle to just to buy rifles.
they just those stubborn idiots in pub that refuse to stop force buying every round and always buying awp
this edited version is actually less fun than watching the match by itself. anyone that has some time to set aside for a legendary match go watch the vod, its worth it
Asian CS watchers: first time?
thats hard xD but i give it +1
african cs is something else
These pros are the type of person to smurf in your MGE lobby and lose every round after baiting for a whole minute every time and then call the entire team "bots" and then go on to even lose the match.
good vido can you make a video covering every professionally streamed game from the last 20 years
Roger that
@@PhyFPS🧢
@@PhyFPS see ya in a century
The bar mitzvah music is killing me 😭
Did the Merchants Guild finance this video?
bro at 18:30, the announcers going "rinkle gets the kill cuz now he's on the AK had me on the floor lol"
Coach honestly looked the most in form outta everyone. It really looked like the problem was they were continuously baiting each other. They wouldn’t swing together they’d wait til the first contact died and then swing to catch the other off guard.
I swear there needs to be a new law added to the Geneva Convention that bans R1nkle from ever touching an awp ever again.
Sometimes, everyone is having a bad day. And sometimes, counter-strike is having a bad day.
"Amkal have 3 series points" (video has 8 minutes left) it's like watching a car crash
You can tell a team is playing badly when I, a person who *does not play Counter-Strike* and *is not familiar with competitive CS,* is going "what the hell was that!?"
i love how launders and scrawny just stopped giving a shit after vertigo went to OT
this video is top notch, holy shit I'm actually impressed. Scrawny and Launders are also insanely talented casters. 10/10 would watch again
This game felt like the IBuyPower Incident all over again but this time it wasn't intended
I know next to nothing about counter-strike, but after you video on the longest match ever, and now this one, I may be a little hooked
As soon as I saw the title of this video, I knew which match it was going to be. Thank you, Phy, for doing a good job titling your videos (and for making videos in general because they're all bangers)
This is like when two of your smartest friends get together somehow make each other sacks of bricks IQ.
bro rinkle flicking and missing on a teammate has got me dead lmaooo
dude i watched that live, the best part was the almost awp tk flicking on his mate lmao hahah, even casters were just baffled as to what to say and laughed
Honestly the only person who actually played well most of that entire match was the coach. MVP for sure.
Everyone else needs a cold shower and a good walk outside.
Coming from someone who hasn't played an FPS since CoD 4, you did a great job breaking down all the individual ways this match was scuffed to hell, great work on this
What an interesting combination of colours in your avatar...
@@Stanislav-i5s Yea it's pretty cool lol
Yeah but you will never be a woman
Dilate
Listening to Launders here is like a parent of a teenager who got suspended from school again. Equal parts disappointment, frustration and regret lol
I don't think one could have picked a better pair of casters for this legendary match than Scrawny and Launders
I haven't watched counter strike in years, but this was so entertaining LMAO great commentary by both you and the casters
THEY DID IT THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED A WORSE MAP THAN FURIA VS MONGOLZ ON NUKE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
my favorite part was when i said nuts
yeah I think that too
Casters so toxic in this one and I love it. Damn. Legendary ending. "ELIMINATED FROM THE SHOWDOWN.... BY A COACH....... HAAHAHAHAA"
☠ absolute madness, thanks for the vid. Not been following the pro scene recently, but god, I needed to see this
I'm so glad I saw who was playing when this was live and said "Meh, I don't care who wins this. Maybe I'll watch the highlights later."
Hilarious seeing the Amkal coach just being completely confused about every single round, almost thinking "how did we win this round, what are they doing?"
19:17-19:40 This whole sequence and its perfect ending with taking snus 🤣🤣🤣
watching it live was like seeing a car crash, i hate what im seeing but i just cant look away
this is how unranked games looked like in cs:go
Great content, glad it got suggested to me and went forward with watching it. Your delivery was great and just enough snappy / jokes comments made it perfect.
Great work.
18:31 “r1nkle gets the kill BECAUSE now he’s on the AK” LIKE BRO 💀💀💀💀
Me, who knows nothing about CS2: I like your funny words, magic man!
i dont play counter strike so don’t really know whats going on which is making this video very funny. i imagine on accident.
I’ll just watch a clip of some people playing a video game then cut to Phy saying like “They didnt even probe the ramp agression. they easily couldve awp’d the smoke bomb but defuse too early and execute! NIP hit in the Bud but Nipsey Hustle rushed Yellow and aced the 1v3????” and im just like “yahhh 😂 theyre so bad 😂”
welcome to the rabbit hole LMFAO
Reading this comment felt like watching one of those "how english sounds to non english speakers" video
From "put me in, coach" to "get in, coach" :P
19:39 popping the zyn is WILD 😭🙏
Quick unnecessary correction: Zyn are so called "nicotine pouches" wich are basically organic fibers that are artificially infused with nicotine. What the player is taking is called "snus" wich, in its original form, is fermented tobacco with some sort of salt and aroma.
In case anyone wanna look up the specific snus he's taking it's called "Sibera" judging off the packaging. :)
please stop calling snus "zyn", zyn is a brand of nicotine pouches and not snus
aCkTcHuALLy
As someone who's recently returned to cs2, thank you for catching me up on what is happening. Genuinly one of the funniest videos I've watched on this platform!!
Finally, teams at a skill level I can relate to
everyone in this match was secretly an orange cat in a skinsuit
That knife fail was some serious fps noob level stuff
Travis not peeking at 17:05 like when you full-queue with your one low rank teammate and tell him to just hold the site. He was cowering for his life like he was in there for real.
He's a COACH! a MANAGER MAN!
"I don't want to watch this."
"You are paid to."
God I love commentators. They're the seasoning that adds that extra flavor to any clip.
best maps of 2024 is the Vertigo of this series (i died watching it live, with the casters grilling them), and then faze vs liquid Mirage comeback
"I can't watch this."
"You are paid to."
Funniest shit ever said in commentary
greatest rivalry of the contemporary era of cs. will not miss the next time they meet
the build up to the final awp duel is PURE CINEMA
this feels like the drew gooden of counter strike for some reason
Great to see Lau commenting, you can tell the man regularly engages with the UA-cam CS community, even on smaller channels.
18:13 no way they guys weren’t paid to lose on purpose
I have a game theory: AMKAL, not confident in their team, bet on NiP winning the match and were trying to subtly throw the match so they'd make some money. HOWEVER, NiP, ALSO not confident in their team, bet on AMKAL winning and were ALSO trying to subtly throw the game to make some money, so both teams were trying to play good enough to look legit but bad enough to lose the match.
Svyat is a former let say decent player but still surprised by his performance
Who’s coming back to this before NiP vs Amkal’s next match in CCT soon?
This is incredible. More content analyzing games in this style would be awesome, hope to see the channel grow!
Finally some professional match that makes me feel like I am watching myself
sometimes I think BR teams are trolling when they face each other, because they are too agressive, sometimes lacks some fundaments, but this is another level of trollling
You know it's a bad match when what keeps you watching is the commentary.
They literally just cloned me 10 times and put all mes into a CS game.
5:50 What on earth 🤣🤣🤣 That commentator reaction as well is perfect
Ok from an actual Graphic Designer standpoint I love the concept of NIP’s logo but they made it look way too busy with all the random shapes.
The old one with the new color would look pretty slick.
Might be the most rewatchable cs vid of 2024
no one asked but the nip logo is actually modified from the character 忍 which means ninja
12:44 Painful? I was laughing the whole time you showed us the gameplay 😂
6:00 I thought this was a intro to a ad and started skipping lmaoooo
Counter strike players when their aimbot is turned off