I feel like this is one of those kids cartoons where the villain goes, "I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!" You're the villain who really shouldn't get away with it. But the kids are all actually adults terrible at playing Risk. So you get away with it. And I'm here for every second of the chaos 👍
The most chaotic settings and player base: meet the most chaotic player in the history of the game. Wapow! Never in doubt. I for one never checked the length of the video at any time, no sir. For the doubters: you will always be three steps behind the BOAT. Which puts you underwater, probably.
No way this game and *that* other one were from the same stream. Love that the second channel's videos can be even better than some on the main channel. Keeps things surprising!
Problem of playing off cap is that its highly luck based. You not only need no players who would slam into you (almost impossible), but also you need someone to bot out.
Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 1 I love this = 0 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 This is my bonus = 0 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0 Johnny yoink-ya-cap / "You think Johnny doesn't-know-alcatraz?/Johnny's lost-his-touch?" = 2 Hydrations = 2 "Thats why they call me the BOAT of Alcatraz" = 1 Go Psycho = 0 The sneaky snake shake and bake = 0 Get toasted = 0 "You think I've Blundered? Watch" / "I thought i was really cool and could make it a 69 really fast, but i Blundered by 1" = 7 Good luck figuring that out = 0
Ignor the haters. I love a good come back! Also this second channel is great. Not just more VC but also I’m also trying to guess while watching why it’s not a main channel vid. Does he fail the comeback? Are there tech issues? Cheating? Does he get noob slammed? Is it just a second game?
I watch most vids to the end, just not plus hour ones. I like the fact that you do crazy strategies. I just wonder if you are maintaining your GM rank. Always enjoy you vids. 🤣🤣🤣
"He lost his cap I can't possibly watch" 😂😂
Alca-Monday
Alca-Tuesday
Alca-Wednesday
Alca-Thursday
Alca-Friday
Alca-Saturday
Alca-Sunday
Now we're thinking!
Sounds like an Alca-holic.
Don't forget three-alcatraz thursday
"F" is a reference to "Press F to pay respects", implying you or your stream is dead.
I don't understand how you don't get views on these mental games. BOAT
Tell a friend!
@@morevampirechickenI’m telling all my friends
It's the secret channel for the cool kids
People just don't see the "hold my beer" VC moments coming. But they should...
Sunday, Monday Alcatraz
Tuesday, Wednesday Alcatraz
Thursday, Friday Alcatraz
Saturday, what a day, Riskin' all week with you!
This Alcatraz is yours and miiiine Alcatraz! Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy
😉 Those sound like some very happy days! 🤪
On Alcatraz: BOAT
On Meta settings: MOAT (Maturest of all time)
7:39 “Less Vampire Chicken” is excellent banter 😂
The comeback videos are the best ones. This video should totally be on the main channel btw, it could really be a BOAT classic
we all have been played... into thinking this is another 5th place shipwreck
All those GM in your chat playing checkers while vc playing chess you fools😂😂
I cant believe green won a 9 on 7 cap and lost the same amount of troops thats actually wild
You choose the MADDEST Caps I Swear 🤣
The two words that strike fear into every noob and intermediate out there… “oh no”
you're the only risk player i watch now. your games are so much more fun to watch
Capless comebacks are a guilty pleasure of mine.
Probably the greatest risk player never to come out of Canada..🎉
Not a boat. The battleship.
Cheers Johnny!!! thanks for the video!!
I feel like this is one of those kids cartoons where the villain goes, "I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
You're the villain who really shouldn't get away with it.
But the kids are all actually adults terrible at playing Risk.
So you get away with it.
And I'm here for every second of the chaos 👍
The most chaotic settings and player base: meet the most chaotic player in the history of the game. Wapow! Never in doubt. I for one never checked the length of the video at any time, no sir. For the doubters: you will always be three steps behind the BOAT. Which puts you underwater, probably.
VC completely owned these noobs. He's the only streamer that can successfully complete the blunder your cap challenge and crush it.
No way this game and *that* other one were from the same stream. Love that the second channel's videos can be even better than some on the main channel. Keeps things surprising!
I played four games that stream that are all being posted here. Some times you just have a good day. Glad you've been enjoying!
Every day is alca-tuesday when youre an alca-holic
Problem of playing off cap is that its highly luck based.
You not only need no players who would slam into you (almost impossible),
but also you need someone to bot out.
you had no business making a comeback after that opening. your just to good 😅
Having a capital is playing on easy mode. Can't believe people deprive themselves of high level play like these no-cap gambits.
Another well played game
Capless comebacks are simply superior content, not fit for some
BEST
OF
ALCATRAZ
TIME
Win baby!
Comeback games are class
I lost the exact same cap yesterday on turn one, 40 minutes later green gave up and i won 😀
These are the games that should get the MOST views!
Vampire Chickisms
I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 1
I love this = 0
Wait, this isn't chess = 0
This is my bonus = 0
Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0
Johnny yoink-ya-cap / "You think Johnny doesn't-know-alcatraz?/Johnny's lost-his-touch?" = 2
Hydrations = 2
"Thats why they call me the BOAT of Alcatraz" = 1
Go Psycho = 0
The sneaky snake shake and bake = 0
Get toasted = 0
"You think I've Blundered? Watch" / "I thought i was really cool and could make it a 69 really fast, but i Blundered by 1" = 7
Good luck figuring that out = 0
Boat Boat Boat!
good evening!
Good evening!
Not exactly sure why you thought pink knew about green. Its a fair assumption that someone is capped behind you but he didn't know for sure.
fantastic game
Ignor the haters. I love a good come back!
Also this second channel is great. Not just more VC but also I’m also trying to guess while watching why it’s not a main channel vid. Does he fail the comeback? Are there tech issues? Cheating? Does he get noob slammed? Is it just a second game?
I watch most vids to the end, just not plus hour ones. I like the fact that you do crazy strategies. I just wonder if you are maintaining your
GM rank. Always enjoy you vids. 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE YOU DUDE
28:15 biggest blunder of all time!!!
you could have fortified 1 from 70 to 68 making 2 69 stacks in 1 fortify!!!!!
Boaty McWinface
others sinking like stones does not make you a boat 😂
yet you are 🎉
Cap rolls are broken 😅
You should get knuckle tattoos
Thank you mute button
BOAT⛴️🚢🛳️
Being the first view is weird
Weird?... it's an honor!
jokes on you I have seen this live on twitch
you did not play it yesterday 😏
27:12 Failed to make a 69. Unsubscribed.
Fair
I'm like number 420 let's goooo
Moooore Vamprie Chicken, the comeback kid. ua-cam.com/video/vimZj8HW0Kg/v-deo.htmlsi=4HwWmWIhh7tcc3aG