Dave would KO Carl in the first round for two reasons: Just Get Better and The 12 Days of Gerkmas. Remind him if those levels and all the suppressed rage will be unleashed in the ring.
I feel like a boxing match between you and Carl would end up 1 of 2 ways. You either dance around the ring the whole time not wanting to actually punch each other or you go for the punches and whiff and both of you just start cracking up at each other and this ridiculous situation lol
Background story to the shout-out. Edward is my six year old son and a big DGR fan (as am I) and I gambled my way up to 150k channel points for this dedication. It took me so long, getting so near on two occasions and then falling back to c.70k. When I finally hit 130k channel points, I changed my username to EdwardMitson in preparation for the shout-out. He's absolutely thrilled with it!
@@majora_90 on Twitch you accumulate channel points for watching, which can then be spent on various perks - the perks are at the discretion of the streamer. So, DGR has a perk that by redeeming 150,000 channel points you can appear in the credits of the UA-cam video, which is created from edited stream content. Additionally, during a stream, a streamer may do "predictions" where you gamble your channel points on an all or nothing basis. So, DGR may say "will I one-shot this level" yes/no. If he does one-shot the level, the people who said 'no' would lose their staked points and they would get redistributed to those who voted 'yes' pro-rated for their own stake.
@@Syranovæ really? I'd of thought that wouldn't be allowed without multiple accounts? But with how many people watch Dave's streams it would be difficult to get a three way tie with 47 votes each without someone not in on the rigging messing it up?
Just last night Carl showed a level DGR gave up on. It was a bean burrito called "Run for 5.5 minutes then a tight jump" So presently Carl has a (marginally slight) edge going into the ring
"Call me a jigsaw because I put the puzzle pieces together" The jigsaw is the thing that cuts the puzzle pieces apart, not puts them together. Which is really a better description of Dave's playing style anyway.
Level: there is a mushroom platform behind the p-door. Dave: so let's time this extremely precisely and i-frame to get the flag in the hardest way possible.
6:24: "Yeah, and I'm a little on the plumpy side, know what I'm saying?" In a physical-combative sport such as boxing, this is not necessarily a bad thing. "Weight classes" exist for a reason; more body mass makes for more power to put behind a strike. I study shaolin kempo, and at the local dojo, back before COVID there used to be a woman who had a black belt. Far beyond me in skill level... but she was tiny. 5 feet at most, probably less, and couldn't have weighed 120 pounds. Whereas I stand 6'1" and, while not overweight, am not a skinny waif either. She had speed and technique but I had the raw size and power to overbear her, and we made for surprisingly equal sparring partners. Size does matter in a fight. (Or a fighting-adjacent sport.) It matters a lot.
I just got a new soundbar for my TV with a subwoofer, and I kept thinking I heard someone knocking at the door.. turns out it’s just Dave hitting his mic.
I can see how troll levels can screw with someones run, but Nintendo could easily fix this problem by having a tag for troll levels and omit them from certain parts of the game.
If the boxing match is with Carl Sagan the UA-camr, then I don't care. If it's with actual Carl Sagan the scientist and anti-nuclear weapon advocate, I would watch that... and Carl would win because he has the undead advantage.
171 IQ would recognize that spot behind P-Door once P-time up at first-time death there... and you have failed to notice it thrice! that would cause your IQ get divided by three, 57 IQ! HAHAHAHAHA Good troll survival, Dave! Hahaha!
Omg Dave! When you said "I have seen this before," I instantly thought " Symptoms of Stupidity." I went to check Carl's video on it and it turns out I was right! Lol.
2:53 yeah I can see DGR's villain/Geek arc is starting to develop from here Also this makes me wonder, how easy (or hard) it is exactly to fix the broken track bug? Is it way to complicated to fix without ruining other aspects (sprites, logic, etc.), or the devs just won't bother at all?
You vs. the real Carl Sagan? Carl, by decision. You're younger than him Dave, but he's a big guy with a lot of reach, and he's not the type to keep his mouth shut (so he's been in fights before). You vs Carlsagan42? That's closer. He's about your age, maybe younger, and doesn't outweigh you by as much (or at all :D ), but he's still taller than you. Dunno, lets find out? That'd be a fun charity stream.
"have you ever seen such a gamer?" My humorous, but non-original reply... "Gamer!? WHERE!?!?" *looks all around, obviously ignoring DGR sitting right there in front of me* ;)
Dave would win in the boxing match; what dave lacks in stature he still packs a punch. Plus, Carl’s enormous brain would be a massive target and hinderance.
Carl would stay in the ring (AKA CarlBox) while Dave would time out for being out of the ring. Maybe I'm thinking of WWE, idk, I don't watch boxing so don't really know the rules other than beat up the other guy
Dave would KO Carl in the first round for two reasons: Just Get Better and The 12 Days of Gerkmas. Remind him if those levels and all the suppressed rage will be unleashed in the ring.
I feel like a boxing match between you and Carl would end up 1 of 2 ways. You either dance around the ring the whole time not wanting to actually punch each other or you go for the punches and whiff and both of you just start cracking up at each other and this ridiculous situation lol
Probably
2:02: "Hello? Hello~o! Are you not going to kill me?"
It's a part of their AI. A Blooper will never kill you if you're at the bottom of the screen.
If the match happens in a boxing ring I think Carl's experience with Carl boxes will give him a tactical advantage.
And Dave's experiences with finding glory in pitholes would... Get him ejected from the ring somehow.
This comment deserves way more likes
Background story to the shout-out. Edward is my six year old son and a big DGR fan (as am I) and I gambled my way up to 150k channel points for this dedication. It took me so long, getting so near on two occasions and then falling back to c.70k. When I finally hit 130k channel points, I changed my username to EdwardMitson in preparation for the shout-out. He's absolutely thrilled with it!
That's awesome! Thanks for sharing!!
Could you please explain a noob what channel points are?
@@majora_90 on Twitch you accumulate channel points for watching, which can then be spent on various perks - the perks are at the discretion of the streamer. So, DGR has a perk that by redeeming 150,000 channel points you can appear in the credits of the UA-cam video, which is created from edited stream content.
Additionally, during a stream, a streamer may do "predictions" where you gamble your channel points on an all or nothing basis. So, DGR may say "will I one-shot this level" yes/no. If he does one-shot the level, the people who said 'no' would lose their staked points and they would get redistributed to those who voted 'yes' pro-rated for their own stake.
Daves Twitch chat has to be the most coordinated chat in the history of chats. The fact that they managed to set up a three way tie is remarkable!
@@Syranovæ really? I'd of thought that wouldn't be allowed without multiple accounts? But with how many people watch Dave's streams it would be difficult to get a three way tie with 47 votes each without someone not in on the rigging messing it up?
Forcing ties is a meme in DGR twitch chat. It doesn't work out perfectly very often, but it's very amusing when it does.
Two DGR troll videos on the same weekend? It's Christmas 🎄
22:55 Tears. Tears from laughter. Just rewatched that one. That is one of the funniest trolls I’ve seen in months.
Just last night Carl showed a level DGR gave up on.
It was a bean burrito called "Run for 5.5 minutes then a tight jump"
So presently Carl has a (marginally slight) edge going into the ring
6:23 Are you saying you want to beat up a helpless, spaghetti-armed, old doctor? I’d be down to see it.
4:15 when "I'm getting so lucky" meets up with "when I speak, I die"
Dave vs Carl? It would be a nerdy slapping fight.
Gotta love the troll series
True
"Call me a jigsaw because I put the puzzle pieces together" The jigsaw is the thing that cuts the puzzle pieces apart, not puts them together. Which is really a better description of Dave's playing style anyway.
Level: there is a mushroom platform behind the p-door.
Dave: so let's time this extremely precisely and i-frame to get the flag in the hardest way possible.
I wonder how tasty a cooked Spiny would be? I can barely Control myself just thinking about it.
I wish I could mind Control things, then I'd be able to see what being a Spiny is like!
I’m so glad the trolled series is now on Sundays too!
Bruh, it's monday
6:05 when did he ever hit that checkpoint?!?
Yes. And I think Carl would win just because he seems a bit more wild.
Dave Would Win: We've seen him do 100 push-ups and be willing to do more: ua-cam.com/video/-NJ0MTANfIY/v-deo.html He's also over 6'
I want to see Dave v Carl in ARMS. I feel like that would be just so chaotic and hilarious.
What does Nintendo hate more?
A: Broken tracks;
B: 4:24 shit;
C: The claw lick.
You boxing Carl? He would absolutely take you apart! The best you could hope for is that your bad puns would make him walk away and forfeit.
Dave: wait for the p to run out
Us: there’s a shroom platform right there
6:24: "Yeah, and I'm a little on the plumpy side, know what I'm saying?"
In a physical-combative sport such as boxing, this is not necessarily a bad thing. "Weight classes" exist for a reason; more body mass makes for more power to put behind a strike.
I study shaolin kempo, and at the local dojo, back before COVID there used to be a woman who had a black belt. Far beyond me in skill level... but she was tiny. 5 feet at most, probably less, and couldn't have weighed 120 pounds. Whereas I stand 6'1" and, while not overweight, am not a skinny waif either. She had speed and technique but I had the raw size and power to overbear her, and we made for surprisingly equal sparring partners.
Size does matter in a fight. (Or a fighting-adjacent sport.) It matters a lot.
Force = MASS times acceleration.
All things being equal, more mass will hit harder. It can be overcome but requires different strategies.
How about instead of a boxing match, A race to beat, oh, i dont know, SPINY CONTROL?
New "Call me" phrase:
Call me a king because I am ruling these troll levels!
mmmm I can’t wait to eat some spaggety- OH GOD WHY IS THERE A TROLL IN THERE AAA
I just got a new soundbar for my TV with a subwoofer, and I kept thinking I heard someone knocking at the door.. turns out it’s just Dave hitting his mic.
10:47 Launcher:I must send you back in to the one ways of doom
Uncleared Level:
*Bean Burrito 1-1*
CXF-8HQ-GNF
Haven't seen an "in and out" that good since my old college days.
I can see how troll levels can screw with someones run, but Nintendo could easily fix this problem by having a tag for troll levels and omit them from certain parts of the game.
Dave would win the boxing match with all the pushups he does on Twitch.
Though Carl might have a height advantage...
Am I the only One who just happened to Watch a DGR video at some point and now it's just a Daily Thing?
Carl is brains, not brawn. You can take him.
If the boxing match is with Carl Sagan the UA-camr, then I don't care. If it's with actual Carl Sagan the scientist and anti-nuclear weapon advocate, I would watch that... and Carl would win because he has the undead advantage.
I gotta be honest I’m quite impressed with how many trolls Dave avoided only to fall for much later
25:03 - A sublime look of resigned realization.
Carl would win. Dave would win if he tried, but he's too nice to hit Carl. Carl would have no problem bubbling up enough inner rage to fight Dave.
Carl is just lanky Dave 🤣🤣🤣
Larl would win the boxing match because he'd remind you that every hole is a chance for glory and you'd take a dive....down the hole to see.
I love Carl... honestly.. more than DGR... but.. yeah.. DGR would win the fight.. and yeah.. I'd definitely watch it lol
9:52 I didn't know that music would play with Link. Great for an anti softlock!
171 IQ would recognize that spot behind P-Door once P-time up at first-time death there... and you have failed to notice it thrice! that would cause your IQ get divided by three, 57 IQ! HAHAHAHAHA
Good troll survival, Dave! Hahaha!
I would love to see Dave and Carl box, as to who I think would win, I have no idea, precisely why I want to watch.
Omg Dave! When you said "I have seen this before," I instantly thought " Symptoms of Stupidity." I went to check Carl's video on it and it turns out I was right! Lol.
Didn't you say that already?
I deleted my comment because I missed the y in you.
@@resistocapacitor4647 you can edit your comments
see
I didn't want it to say edited lol.
If they box like they play troll levels, nobody would win.
Almost Comical, when ever Dave doesnt know what to do, the answer is "Jump"
2:53 yeah I can see DGR's villain/Geek arc is starting to develop from here
Also this makes me wonder, how easy (or hard) it is exactly to fix the broken track bug? Is it way to complicated to fix without ruining other aspects (sprites, logic, etc.), or the devs just won't bother at all?
Fixing glitches can be really hard on level making games, likely fixing one could cause 10 more
You vs. the real Carl Sagan? Carl, by decision. You're younger than him Dave, but he's a big guy with a lot of reach, and he's not the type to keep his mouth shut (so he's been in fights before).
You vs Carlsagan42? That's closer. He's about your age, maybe younger, and doesn't outweigh you by as much (or at all :D ), but he's still taller than you. Dunno, lets find out? That'd be a fun charity stream.
Just found your channel a week ago, I already love it!
4:16 Wow he just got so lucky omg
Gauntlet Announcer: I’ve not seen such gaming
Should be a boxing match between Panga and Carl, winner faces DGR XD
given the wrestling background, Dave would beat Carl...just my humble opinion (sorry Larl)
Carl got ADHD, he'd win. People with ADHD are fighters.
Your the best at Mario maker
"have you ever seen such a gamer?"
My humorous, but non-original reply...
"Gamer!? WHERE!?!?" *looks all around, obviously ignoring DGR sitting right there in front of me* ;)
Carl boxes is thing. Skinny boys got that stinging strike though.
Yes to the DGR vs Carl boxing match, and DGR would probably win just because of how much smaller Carl is
Fun fact: Bloopers will never touch the bottom of the stage
Like the thumbnail
Dave's mind goes places. Places I never thought possible. xD
Yo DGR I saw you in the Morning Brew picking Mario over Luigi. I was surprised to see your face in a completely unrelated area of the internet!
Dgr would easy beat carl, because hes soo small carl cant even hit him.
Viel liebe für euch beide
No, I wouldn't want to watch a boxing match between you and Carl, better do something like multiplayer troll levels if you want to fight Carl xD
confirmed, DGR likes to eat things that appear to be 'like cat turds'.
Fruit flavored Tootsie Rolls = Best Tootsie Rolls
The mushroom went to the backroom btw
I think you would win on the boxing match, bc you know how to take a beating and keep going. XD
Yes, I'd love to see a boxing match between you and Carl. I think you'd win because you look like a big guy.
Yep. All 5 foot 7 inches of him.
21:37 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forget what i said. 24:00 is emotional damage!😵
Carl would win. Dave's too nice. And i feel Carl is borderline crazy 🤣
Carl is a mad scientist.
Dave would win in the boxing match; what dave lacks in stature he still packs a punch. Plus, Carl’s enormous brain would be a massive target and hinderance.
im a believer, DGR would win TOP, fall off a chair onto a greenscreen and still be able to record videos
I just want Asuka 🇯🇵 to narrate the DGR/Carl boxing match. Her voice just makes imminent doom sound so much easier to bear
When it said green shween there actually was a green shween on the right. xD
Yes that would be cool af to watch
Good morning DGR
Dave as he said he used to have wrestling experience, but I don't know about Carl, so maybe not
Did you know that the people who made what the golf are making a baseball game in vr
We need an disgusting troll level!
That was amazing.
DGR would win, he’d bite Carl’s ankles
Carl would stay in the ring (AKA CarlBox) while Dave would time out for being out of the ring. Maybe I'm thinking of WWE, idk, I don't watch boxing so don't really know the rules other than beat up the other guy
Nah Dave you’d kill Carl, but in a friendly way
1:40 Meme time!
What do you call this power-up in your country? I call it "Flor da Superbola" 🇧🇷
I am the only one that gets: "That's gold jerry!"
I think DGR_Dave will win because he deserve to win and the best youtuber ever
I’m nice so I think it would be a draw, but I would have my money on Dave.
sagan has no glasses and if he does he has rocket science toead
Carl because he’s already beaten you up a bunch.
Major league 2. I’m on the rooster
Karl
It’ll be an open book test for him
tootsie rolls are chocolate flavored candy. IT IS CANDY FLAVORED CANDY.
I've had the small toots the med toots and large toots oh and there are some that taste like vanilla strawberry lime lemon and tootsie poops
Maybe. It depends on how you box Carl, with a cardboard box or a Mario maker carlbox. Carl would win the boxing match because he cheats.
it's a TROLL LEVEL (troll Level) 🎵🎶🎵🎶
Miss the "Troll Level song" by DGR
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"I am rolling mad fat rolls" -some failure idk