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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Today I play a Roblox roleplay town with pvp lol
    go play it here: www.roblox.com...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @mflores127
    @mflores127 3 роки тому +252

    I love how there's just nice and happy music in the background lol

    • @queenrobloxh.a6640
      @queenrobloxh.a6640 3 роки тому +3

      I love how this comment has 1 (me) repliy but the other one has 11

    • @ewcow5766
      @ewcow5766 3 роки тому +2

      .

    • @SillyMonk1
      @SillyMonk1 2 роки тому

      Bro he went to the backrooms

    • @MushroomHhUuMmAaNn
      @MushroomHhUuMmAaNn 5 місяців тому

      Hi 👋 😂😢😮😅😊🎉❤😂😢

  • @HamsterWeirdness
    @HamsterWeirdness 3 роки тому +1606

    Albert: *Shoots homeless man*
    Also Albert: *”I don’t want you to get hurt.”*

    • @guyonyt
      @guyonyt 3 роки тому +25

      I don't understand I commented this but yours got popular :/

    • @SuperSonicNinja
      @SuperSonicNinja 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh I'm the second comment on this

    • @bluerox8812
      @bluerox8812 3 роки тому +2

      Well he did wanted to hurt the monkey insteqd

    • @SuperSonicNinja
      @SuperSonicNinja 3 роки тому +3

      Wow

    • @Gretchensweener
      @Gretchensweener 3 роки тому

      The little you know, right?

  • @98_pineapples15
    @98_pineapples15 3 роки тому +345

    Albert: “You’re going to hurt yourself doing this, I don’t want you to get hurt!”
    Albert 1 second later: *continues to shoot his limbs off*

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому +2

      i love you more UwU.

    • @Ihsuga
      @Ihsuga 3 роки тому +5

      @@Captain_ZER0 wth..

    • @candylololol222
      @candylololol222 3 роки тому +3

      Dramatic love movie :0

    • @fall2405
      @fall2405 3 роки тому +2

      Rainb0wSp¡neL Hi ikrr

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald 3 роки тому +2

      @ꕥSoftlyShiningꕥ ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽)

  • @rilakkumalover
    @rilakkumalover 3 роки тому +368

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio

  • @blueblossom2885
    @blueblossom2885 3 роки тому +73

    4:46
    Albert: "I wanna have a family.. of only me"
    Kirsten: 👁👄👁

    • @blossomedarianna890
      @blossomedarianna890 3 роки тому +4

      Blue Blossom XD
      Poor Kirsten 👁👄👁

    • @artemisbeecollins5083
      @artemisbeecollins5083 3 роки тому +5

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! .... yeah..... Sister.....

    • @Diiazy
      @Diiazy 3 роки тому

      Baconboy-Roblox & More! ummm... there dating hun

    • @whiski6436
      @whiski6436 3 роки тому

      Baconboy-Roblox & More! I didn’t understand anything

    • @ghiobus4933
      @ghiobus4933 3 роки тому +2

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! Young people youtube

  • @fft3885
    @fft3885 3 роки тому +273

    Flamingo every time he makes a account: *me beautiful.*

  • @mflores127
    @mflores127 3 роки тому +276

    Nobody:
    Albert: Why are there flies swarming his dead body?

    • @darkestdream6668
      @darkestdream6668 3 роки тому +4

      Correction. It would be 'flies' not "fly".

    • @shelbybatch2408
      @shelbybatch2408 3 роки тому +4

      Also they are beacuse he died on a trash can

    • @caydenreal
      @caydenreal 3 роки тому +1

      Shelby Batch underrated

    • @SAMANTHA-sw3ti
      @SAMANTHA-sw3ti 3 роки тому

      Uhmm I chat the kid on the another chat here and she want to die so I said stole the police,z gun and shot his head😮heheh😇

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound 3 роки тому +1

      WOLFY COOKIES NAME XD i already said I don’t speak peanut brain.

  • @cubestuff3838
    @cubestuff3838 3 роки тому +84

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio
    :)

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 3 роки тому +90

    Albert when he gets killed: AHHHHHHH YOU SUNSCREAN EATER
    Albert when he kills a sunscreen eater: I shall serve my duty until the day I die

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
    @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 3 роки тому +170

    Flamingo: SpIdErMaN GiVe Me AlL YoUr MoNeY
    Spider-Man: Yeets himself off the roof

    • @gamermader5005
      @gamermader5005 3 роки тому +2

      lol that was me i was the spiderman xd

    • @simpsons9820
      @simpsons9820 3 роки тому

      gamer mader r y serious?

    • @SoulYT_
      @SoulYT_ 3 роки тому

      @@gamermader5005 lie

    • @emerson3669
      @emerson3669 3 роки тому

      Godzilla gamez you know that
      *how*
      :)

    • @gamermader5005
      @gamermader5005 3 роки тому

      @@simpsons9820 yes i am

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 3 роки тому +39

    "They couldn't handle the power of this car!"
    Him in chat: *help*

  • @doodlebobdorkpants661
    @doodlebobdorkpants661 3 роки тому +13

    6:26 "History of the entire world, I guess"

  • @keremgive
    @keremgive 3 роки тому +175

    Albert: Kills People for no reason
    Also Albert when someone shoots him: WHAT DID I DO!!!!!

  • @briandiaz6887
    @briandiaz6887 3 роки тому +58

    Albert:*looks out side*
    Police:Mask off
    Man in the dumpster:I’m trying to sleep

  • @ithil4450
    @ithil4450 2 роки тому +6

    This is just America in 10 years tops

  • @anaclaudiaribeirodecarvalh9965
    @anaclaudiaribeirodecarvalh9965 3 роки тому +65

    Life in paradise idea: make an hole and if someone tries to enter in "make an prison door and make an red door that if you do the subject wrong kill them" and make an board area, and quetion then some things and make an countdown and if they get a question right open 1 of the prison door, if they get 3 questions wrong make the countdown faster if the countdown goes down and they didn't escape open the red door and kill them and jail them and make then say "YOU FAILED THE TEST YOU'RE STUCK FOREVER" and if they get all quetions right open the prison door and make them jump off the each and make them say "YOU COMPLETED THE TEST! NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR ROLEPLAY!" *like so albert can see*

    • @MotherChicken3000
      @MotherChicken3000 3 роки тому

      Stolen the guy who commented first said this

    • @cert1f1edfailure
      @cert1f1edfailure 3 роки тому

      Like so albert can see?more like "Like so albert can read"

    • @Cairuccv
      @Cairuccv 3 роки тому +1

      Vc é br man

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 роки тому

      Stolen, grammar 44%

    • @Retrenorium
      @Retrenorium 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wonysogorg101 SAW

  • @lorraineragin5001
    @lorraineragin5001 3 роки тому +42

    "Is this guy hitting a jig or dying?"
    Well he appears to be getting stomped out by Mr doge but i think he is hitting a jig

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому +1

      i love you more UwU.

    • @possumosaurus6301
      @possumosaurus6301 3 роки тому

      Captain zero is telling everyone he loves them. HES CHEATING

  • @b_lemtheepik5552
    @b_lemtheepik5552 3 роки тому +11

    6:41 when McLaren glitched,I laughed at this so much XD

  • @Kanosaurus
    @Kanosaurus 3 роки тому +18

    Albert: “ They are playing some kind of Church music “
    *angry church noises*

  • @johnzhan845
    @johnzhan845 3 роки тому +44

    Albert: mEaneSt CiTy!
    *hurts innocent man*

  • @lorquezz5719
    @lorquezz5719 3 роки тому +44

    how the-
    *I..*
    *how did those monkys know how to fly that drone-*

    • @oscarperez8617
      @oscarperez8617 3 роки тому +4

      Monkeys: *haha drone go brrrrr*

    • @to8896
      @to8896 3 роки тому

      Monkey**

    • @to8896
      @to8896 3 роки тому

      Jordan Foley practice**

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 3 роки тому

      @@to8896 r/wooosh

    • @vampdolls8522
      @vampdolls8522 3 роки тому

      monkeys are almost like humans, they have possible thumbs and all, its not like they’re idiots

  • @exotickitty6864
    @exotickitty6864 3 роки тому +72

    “I should have gotten the milk”
    - dude with no legs 2020

  • @clay3436
    @clay3436 3 роки тому +82

    “How is he homeless if he has money” albert, I don’t think that’s how it works..

    • @Username-lt7lt
      @Username-lt7lt 3 роки тому +3

      Just in case you don't understand, that was a joke.

    • @og_szzl6627
      @og_szzl6627 3 роки тому +1

      Just in case you didn't understand, that was a joke.

    • @carl1007
      @carl1007 3 роки тому

      @@Username-lt7lt he joking too

    • @carl1007
      @carl1007 3 роки тому

      @@og_szzl6627 he joking too

    • @Username-lt7lt
      @Username-lt7lt 3 роки тому

      @@og_szzl6627 You didn't need to say that as I already know it's a joke. I said "just in case" Because I'm not sure if his audience is old enough to know that it was a joke and they could possibly think Flam co is serious.

  • @naranciadropshispizza8870
    @naranciadropshispizza8870 3 роки тому +5

    8:08 I think that dog is saying "rEqUiEm"

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 3 роки тому +28

    Albert: “that’s heaven’s gate”
    Heaven’s gate: *an elevator*

  • @matoes_
    @matoes_ 3 роки тому +17

    Hi flamingo if you are reading this I just want you to know that even though my parents got mad at me and spanked me the other day and are still ignoring me I want you to know this made me smile and just made my day better I have been watching your vids ever since. Thank you for making funny videos that make my day : )

  • @What36868
    @What36868 3 роки тому +28

    Albert: * laughing bc he closed the lid on the garbage can with someone in it *
    -Two seconds later -
    Also him: *WHY?*

  • @zax8289
    @zax8289 3 роки тому +63

    Things that albert says that just make sense: "How is he homeless but still has money"

  • @oilyliver5078
    @oilyliver5078 3 роки тому +47

    "You guys watch that debate"
    children: What?

    • @bellapearlxx5243
      @bellapearlxx5243 3 роки тому +1

      I am a child and I watchedit

    • @soupbur
      @soupbur 3 роки тому +4

      Uhh i watched it and im a kid.
      Kids can watch news and stuff like that...
      Cant they?

    • @elizabethrussell5530
      @elizabethrussell5530 3 роки тому +3

      am i the only one that wanted him to say bad things bout trump? just me- chile anyways

    • @lifesuckspyroedition48
      @lifesuckspyroedition48 3 роки тому +1

      @@soupbur no they cant if they do they will be gunned down by the government

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 роки тому

      Bunny Rabbit
      It’s... it’s a joke

  • @homelesshobbo9833
    @homelesshobbo9833 3 роки тому +10

    3:51 when you ask someone to trust trade in adopt me

  • @marcgaudious4712
    @marcgaudious4712 3 роки тому +4

    I love how Albert find joy with beating dead dogs, so wholesome

  • @peppermint3720
    @peppermint3720 3 роки тому +28

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio

  • @naomiethebaddie6335
    @naomiethebaddie6335 3 роки тому +12

    Yung Jojo
    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio

    • @kinseyclark9741
      @kinseyclark9741 3 роки тому

      Random Robloxgamer maybe they don’t know that

    • @tackyjulia
      @tackyjulia 3 роки тому

      Stop he already said that it’s too hard and can’t do it

    • @jonathan6803
      @jonathan6803 3 роки тому +1

      Pls.....for the love of god stop I already saw 5 of the same comments your the sixth

  • @tickingclck8096
    @tickingclck8096 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine if Albert went to Church, I wonder if he would still have the same humor.

  • @Jack-lz9tt
    @Jack-lz9tt 3 роки тому +60

    Albert: Jokes about being locked in lockers
    Also Albert: Locks people in dumpsters.

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому

      i love you more UwU.

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 роки тому +2

      Captain Zero No one loved you anyways

    • @rinwastaken7632
      @rinwastaken7632 3 роки тому

      @Kevin Breemans x2 Okay then scream out of your lungs

    • @Jack-lz9tt
      @Jack-lz9tt 3 роки тому

      @Its_Drea__ Chat with me come to my cannel ok boomer

  • @itsjustme.5529
    @itsjustme.5529 3 роки тому +48

    Albert: “It’s like I’m super man but a slug at the same time.”
    Me: * On the floor dying of laughing 😂🤣. *

    • @Th3Monk33
      @Th3Monk33 3 роки тому +1

      Deku what’s ur problem

    • @robbiemitchell2344
      @robbiemitchell2344 3 роки тому +4

      Its rlly not that funny

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 3 роки тому +2

      Quay Bot thanks for the laughing rate mr joke detector

    • @simpsons9820
      @simpsons9820 3 роки тому +1

      Quay Bot If it wasn’t funny, why take ur time on replying man. 🤦🏼

    • @1yon
      @1yon 3 роки тому

      I think deku has watched all might too many times that he has lost him mind..
      Deku.. you there?

  • @randomiser9713
    @randomiser9713 3 роки тому +13

    0:23 He missed the opportunity to say "Heaven's Doooorr"

  • @imawesomeisaac
    @imawesomeisaac 3 роки тому +17

    Albert: “Uploads Video”
    Everyone: “Goes To Comments”

  • @3siblingsyoutube153
    @3siblingsyoutube153 3 роки тому +10

    When Albert says, “ Ohh! Gun Store!” He sounded actually excited. I’m scared.

  • @twanyyyyy
    @twanyyyyy 3 роки тому +17

    Albert : Heavens Gate
    Every Jojo Fans : HEAVENS A DOOR A!!

    • @j-e-e-p-s
      @j-e-e-p-s 3 роки тому

      jajajajajajajajaja heaven ascension jajajajaja za warudo jajajajaja requiem da jajajajajaja erase time jajajajaja o r a

  • @MBY280
    @MBY280 3 роки тому +6

    Flamingo: *plays a game*
    Also flamingo: were do I get guns

  • @yea4834
    @yea4834 3 роки тому +4

    Flamingo:uploads a nice video
    Bots: *It's free real estate.*

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому

      i love you more UwU,

    • @yea4834
      @yea4834 3 роки тому

      @coolcatxp2 yeet bro he loves us more

  • @tubgold
    @tubgold 3 роки тому +41

    “I’m not poor”
    social blade status: yes I already know that.

  • @mr.ghostjrr
    @mr.ghostjrr 3 роки тому +5

    0:21 yooo its heaven's door from jojo bizarre adventure diamond unbreakable :OOOOOOO

  • @savviie7187
    @savviie7187 3 роки тому +5

    “is this guy hitting a jig or dying?”
    -Albert, 2020

  • @dxyssa9821
    @dxyssa9821 3 роки тому +5

    7:31 floating blood, Indeed Fascinating.

  • @Faris-FFSS
    @Faris-FFSS 3 роки тому +9

    Title: Roblox’s meanest city
    Alternative Title: Every Roblox City

  • @luvvswinter
    @luvvswinter 3 роки тому +6

    Me reading where the side walk end rn-👁👄👁

  • @iaculat
    @iaculat 3 роки тому +8

    Petition for Flamingo to be the next disney princess.

  • @n0_l0gicxx40
    @n0_l0gicxx40 3 роки тому +6

    8:16 time to take him to the *dead dog* store

  • @realityisnotreal569
    @realityisnotreal569 3 роки тому +27

    Nobody:
    Not even a fly:
    Not a single soul on earth:
    Albert: Is he hitting a jig, or dying?

  • @-patchfreckles-9886
    @-patchfreckles-9886 3 роки тому +10

    7:27 :
    *guess he couldn’t handle the neutron style*

  • @bridgetttz
    @bridgetttz 3 роки тому +13

    Albert: "The devil tries taking another."
    Bridget/ me: "OHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT THE DEVIL COMES FROM THE UNDERNEATH."

    • @dori8833
      @dori8833 3 роки тому +2

      Well aren't you a smart one.

    • @Th3Monk33
      @Th3Monk33 3 роки тому

      dori lol

    • @kayleymps
      @kayleymps 3 роки тому

      huh

    • @Chad-hl5vc
      @Chad-hl5vc 3 роки тому

      @niosonwii palylists

    • @ajplays232
      @ajplays232 3 роки тому

      @@Chad-hl5vc no. its "Playlists".

  • @spider-man5544
    @spider-man5544 3 роки тому +1

    "Dude, you a literal rich youtuber doing a theft to a broke superhero like me? Uncool." XD

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
    @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 3 роки тому +5

    Noobs: Exist
    Albert: peace was never an option

  • @strawberrybunnies7783
    @strawberrybunnies7783 3 роки тому +37

    Albert: "I don't want you to get hurt."
    Also Albert: *Kills Homeless man*

  • @urmomdotcom6969
    @urmomdotcom6969 3 роки тому +5

    *Random dude saying ow multiple times*
    Albert mimicking him in a baby voice: *oUh oWw ouUu*

  • @widesteal
    @widesteal 3 роки тому +39

    Hey Albert I'm just here to let you know that you've made my day almost every day for the past 3 years.

  • @Bigguyherodude
    @Bigguyherodude 3 роки тому +8

    “I’m not poor”
    “Yes you are”
    “u n d e r s t a n d a b l e h a v e a g r e a t d a y

  • @annex8038
    @annex8038 3 роки тому +18

    Someone: **Exists**
    Albert: _Your free trial of life has expired_

  • @feetenjoyer8681
    @feetenjoyer8681 3 роки тому +2

    Me: *clicks on video
    Ad: “working out won’t kill you”

  • @drlampert2423
    @drlampert2423 3 роки тому +14

    1:15 Wheelchair, I remember that magic trick and currently in a wheelchair. This comment will be in a sea of bots. So if some of y’all see this, have a good day

  • @leelee-sk8bg
    @leelee-sk8bg 3 роки тому +6

    nobody:
    The Game:plays religious music while someone is dying

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому

      i love you more UwU

    • @Elramso
      @Elramso 2 роки тому

      This game is also stolen from a another game!

  • @walterwhite6210
    @walterwhite6210 3 роки тому +85

    *“What are you doing you weird creepy little- I’m gonna end your life.”*
    Albert you shouldn’t say that, that’s not how things work. *Albert don’t.*
    Stop getting so serious, it’s a joke. Somebody could just take this and make albert look bad or something.

    • @superstarlightc417
      @superstarlightc417 3 роки тому +3

      its just roblox you know?

    • @leighton1804
      @leighton1804 3 роки тому +1

      Llllĺ

    • @leighton1804
      @leighton1804 3 роки тому

      @@superstarlightc417 asuperstarlightc

    • @lead69
      @lead69 3 роки тому

      6:28

    • @stoitsz
      @stoitsz 3 роки тому

      @@superstarlightc417 MisterObvious sexualized his underaged Roblox fans, it's just Roblox right? Pedophilia and other crimes you can do in Roblox are obviously not true

  • @icansmelldatuna
    @icansmelldatuna 3 роки тому +7

    Albert: "Who wants to hear about POLITICS.?"
    Litterly any kid like me having to deal with 2020: "Yes, I would love to hear about POLITICS"

  • @giselle-vw4yl
    @giselle-vw4yl 3 роки тому +6

    i’m sorry, when the car broke and u were riding around in the broken car, i actually could not. stop. laughing. like that pain in ur stomach, thank you for making my life just that great.

  • @Weirbdoo
    @Weirbdoo 3 роки тому +31

    The only politics I go for is the MInecraft mob vote.

  • @pczad7161
    @pczad7161 3 роки тому +22

    Why are bots spamming scam links :/
    Also don’t do what they say just so you know
    There very bad

    • @kingkie0980
      @kingkie0980 3 роки тому

      But I put my info on one what is going to happen

    • @veronicaoviedo711
      @veronicaoviedo711 3 роки тому

      @@kingkie0980 You're gonna get your acc stolen probably so I'm extremely sorry; but atleast you know now.

    • @Diskillfr
      @Diskillfr 3 роки тому +2

      @@kingkie0980 they're gonna give you 50k robux

    • @caromawii6883
      @caromawii6883 3 роки тому

      @@Diskillfr it's a scam

    • @angelcamacho8205
      @angelcamacho8205 3 роки тому

      Ikr it’s so annoying

  • @horrkit
    @horrkit 3 роки тому +1

    Can you play this game more often, this was really entertain for u

  • @user-wv5je2er4b
    @user-wv5je2er4b 3 роки тому +28

    Albert isn't even a anime character and he's adorable Like- shook

    • @inkstain3562
      @inkstain3562 3 роки тому +3

      Are you implying that only anime characters can be cue

    •  3 роки тому +1

      @@inkstain3562 idk he might be

    • @swirlsandspirals
      @swirlsandspirals 3 роки тому +1

      Yh- but not just anime characters are cute u know

    • @JalapenoMayo
      @JalapenoMayo 3 роки тому +1

      This comment was stolen lol.

    • @thecreator40
      @thecreator40 3 роки тому +1

      anime sucks

  • @ryantan9175
    @ryantan9175 3 роки тому +6

    Let’s appreciate how Albert blesses us with the beautiful roblox characters and his amazing fashion sense every video

  • @TygerHillis
    @TygerHillis 10 місяців тому +2

    0:47 just noticed the Flower Boy poster in the background

  • @gon_cult4476
    @gon_cult4476 3 роки тому +21

    I can’t with these scam bots in the comments 😭😂

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @certifieddumbass7110
      @certifieddumbass7110 3 роки тому +2

      These ppl are getting me all riled up bc some of us don’t have the money to buy robux or aren’t allowed to buy anything online and it’s so stupid

    • @yesstephen1854
      @yesstephen1854 3 роки тому +2

      I spend like 10 minutes of my day reporting the comments on albert's vids just so i can see the beautiful memes in the comments

    • @kayleymps
      @kayleymps 3 роки тому

      ikr

    • @fudge2836
      @fudge2836 3 роки тому

      @@yesstephen1854 that's deep

  • @K5T.
    @K5T. 3 роки тому +15

    no one:
    no legs man: "I SHOULD HAVE GOT MILK"
    sorry my guy but I don't think you will be getting milk anytime soon-

    • @glamyt-roblox1633
      @glamyt-roblox1633 3 роки тому

      BOI HE NEEDS SOME MILK xD

    • @salmon1863
      @salmon1863 3 роки тому

      @@glamyt-roblox1633 LMAOOO i totally forgot about that meme until I saw this comment.

    • @fudge2836
      @fudge2836 3 роки тому

      STOP SAYING no one:
      It's so grammatically incorrect it pisses me off

  • @Liam-sj9qh
    @Liam-sj9qh 3 роки тому +2

    I used to play this game all the time, thanks Albert for reminding me in going to join back. I hope to see some of my old friends.

  • @rosalinequeen8416
    @rosalinequeen8416 3 роки тому +4

    ‘gun store i see’
    *well yes albert a gun store does sell guns*

  • @jjman333
    @jjman333 3 роки тому +4

    Me practicing driving with my mom:
    Me: "HOW DO I PUT MY HANDS ON THE WHEEL!?"
    Mom: "No hun, your fine. The car is just broken"
    Me:
    Ah, okay.

  • @yohahoops7309
    @yohahoops7309 3 роки тому +4

    How do I put my hands on the wheel -Albert me: *starts screaming*...

  • @olgapro9621
    @olgapro9621 3 роки тому +2

    4:03
    Albert * I don’t want you to get hurt*
    Also Albert
    *Kills poor man and his monkey.

  • @captainfordo97
    @captainfordo97 3 роки тому +4

    me: I’m hitten the nay nay while I have a gun and milk

    • @captainfordo97
      @captainfordo97 3 роки тому +1

      Kevin Breemans x2 okay *acting smart*

  • @RawB1oonFortnite
    @RawB1oonFortnite 3 роки тому +5

    0:08 it sounds like Vietnamese levitation

  • @loslfljdhdsoknjsjdid8738
    @loslfljdhdsoknjsjdid8738 3 роки тому +4

    Albert: "i don't want you to get hurt"
    Also Albert: *shoots still*

  • @Siqilx
    @Siqilx 3 роки тому +5

    *slug man, slug man*
    *does whatever a slug can*
    *crawls along, on the floor*
    *buys a home and locks the door*
    *look ouuuut! Here comes slug man!*

  • @lioncatsu
    @lioncatsu 3 роки тому +4

    “Sounds like church music.”
    The one Karen: “ThATs sO rUDe iM gOnNa tEll tHe fAtHer of THe chUrCh.”

    • @babagrillrsjrjarja5156
      @babagrillrsjrjarja5156 3 роки тому +1

      Speaking of karens: At my school when its lunch time (usually the Karen calls the manager but... the head lunch lady is the manager and her name is Karen)👁👄👁 🤯

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 роки тому

      i love you More UwU

    • @swirlsandspirals
      @swirlsandspirals 3 роки тому

      Kevin Breemans x2 no bot :P

  • @marcogrego9781
    @marcogrego9781 3 роки тому +4

    Flamingo: Uploads
    Ever person: -Goes straight to comments-

  • @supersweatcheeks4168
    @supersweatcheeks4168 3 роки тому +1

    Albert: that is one dead dog
    Me who my dog died yesterday: 👁👄👁 okay

  • @maybejenna
    @maybejenna 3 роки тому +10

    I have to say this. This may sound cheesy I know but just listen.
    Flamingo is amazing. He's so funny even when he's screaming at 7 year olds on roblox. Every time I see he posted a new video i click so fast. I've been watching Albert for 4-5 years since his old channel. But sadly, those old videos are deleted now because some idiots tried to expose Albert for something he didn't do. I just wanna say thank you Albert for always making me laugh even though you won't see this and don't know I even exist. I can't understand why people hate on him, he's so funny and there's nothing wrong with him. This sounds so cringe but words can't explain how much his channel means to me. I've literally fell off my bed from laughter like 100 times because of him. Like he just means so much to me and I love watching his videos. He needs like 10mil or more because he's so funny. so thank you albert. I'll always watch your videos every day you post. Thank you ❤✨
    Thanks for reading this have a great day/night to whoever took their time to read this. get Albert to 8mil 🌺🌺🌺

    • @sunshowere
      @sunshowere 3 роки тому +1

      Let's goo :D
      My cousins doesn't like Albert because for them, he's creepy. But he just have a unique personality :)

    • @buckwetgwenismyreligion1619
      @buckwetgwenismyreligion1619 3 роки тому +1

      This is wholesome

    • @candylololol222
      @candylololol222 3 роки тому +1

      I know right! Why are people hating on him just for making people laugh? It’s really sad.

    • @maybejenna
      @maybejenna 3 роки тому

      sigh yeah he's just unique

  • @K3hlz
    @K3hlz 3 роки тому +4

    I like how there's just cursed music and everyone is murdering each other.

    • @conze3029
      @conze3029 3 роки тому

      Yay it’s Billy from Karlson!

    • @K3hlz
      @K3hlz 3 роки тому

      @@conze3029 yay

  • @musicyt4718
    @musicyt4718 3 роки тому +7

    Poor people: exists
    Albert: Peace was never an option.

  • @MrJoshuasDad
    @MrJoshuasDad 3 роки тому +5

    I actually have “where the sidewalk ends”
    and an other book from him

  • @thehallfamily2372
    @thehallfamily2372 3 роки тому +1

    Albeart: why are you shooting me I did nothing wrong
    Me: you just killed two men

  • @baconnator549
    @baconnator549 3 роки тому +4

    Albert: sees a man going to Satan
    Also Albert: "I like ya cut g"

  • @frostthesnowdragon7557
    @frostthesnowdragon7557 3 роки тому +5

    2:16 poor house

  • @cruising_ocean1948
    @cruising_ocean1948 3 роки тому +5

    Flamingo: the debate was interesting
    Other people “A train wreck” “worst debate”

  • @henrybergstresser483
    @henrybergstresser483 2 роки тому +1

    Albert: Kills someone
    “Oops I got the money though.”

  • @Pescado_Huevos
    @Pescado_Huevos 3 роки тому +4

    4:30 he actually said it what a man

  • @WiseWalnut
    @WiseWalnut 3 роки тому +7

    Ok these bots are getting annoying...
    The only thing they say is "ReAd My NaMe"

  • @namename2072
    @namename2072 3 роки тому +4

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see
    Credit: Domenico Florentio

  • @nfr_apple9345
    @nfr_apple9345 3 роки тому +1

    How could you ever shoot such a pretty man 🧸💗✨

  • @NBA_Content
    @NBA_Content 3 роки тому +4

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside, we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    (Ooh, give you up)
    (Ooh, give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside, we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @crispex3009
      @crispex3009 3 роки тому

      I just got rick rolled by reading a comment i love that

    • @NBA_Content
      @NBA_Content 3 роки тому

      Teehee