If Giovanni from Pokemon Had an Assistant

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  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  5 років тому +2028

    HI EVERYONE. Andrew here with some important messages:
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    Now - what villain should Kevin help out next?

  • @SheepPharaoh
    @SheepPharaoh 5 років тому +3873

    They left the charizard and arcanine there because they were also the "evidence"...
    Now this is dark.

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 5 років тому +260

      Considering most games won't let you kill children at all, killing two fire monsters who murder other monsters for a living is actually pretty mild.

    • @strawberryswisher893
      @strawberryswisher893 5 років тому +73

      If you take a look at the last frame, both of them frowned

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 років тому +41

      @@strawberryswisher893 Both: "OH, SH--"
      _Bling~!_

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 5 років тому +22

      Arcanine survived because it's a legendary.

    • @haxor-rex5705
      @haxor-rex5705 5 років тому +2

      @@StardustLegacyFighter Wtf?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +6496

    Kevin is an absolute mad lad.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +266

      in awe of the madness of this lad

    • @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748
      @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 5 років тому +35

      r/madlads

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 5 років тому +25

      @@dorkly If Kevin was *MY* assistant and he were to talk back at me like that,i would have just fired him on the spot

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 5 років тому +24

      @@austinkozlowski3120 yeah but he will make someting logic so you cant fire him also he will slap you for doing that

    • @sirsuperbubbub4225
      @sirsuperbubbub4225 5 років тому +10

      The perfect villain

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 5 років тому +737

    "In the arms of an angel..."
    Meanwhile, the other two Pokemon's eyes widen at the last second.

    • @shanemerrigan1994
      @shanemerrigan1994 4 роки тому +12

      @dorothydreams oftornadoesIn your defense, I think I've watched the video a few to many times. lol

    • @Eagles4theewin
      @Eagles4theewin Рік тому +1

      I have now put you at 666 likes

    • @shanemerrigan1994
      @shanemerrigan1994 Рік тому +1

      @@Eagles4theewin Well, if ever there was a channel to have 666 likes for a comment, it's Dorky. Thanks.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 років тому +6871

    LVL 100 Crime Boss

  • @TheKpa11
    @TheKpa11 5 років тому +2983

    Wait a second did you just summon a bunch of Pokemons in one turn?

    • @yamisean3298
      @yamisean3298 5 років тому +179

      Yeah so?

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +506

      it's called CRIME. CRIMINALS don't follow RULES. that's why they're CRIMINALS

    • @rikardevans5431
      @rikardevans5431 5 років тому +235

      Screw the rules i have money

    • @lordrabbit7713
      @lordrabbit7713 5 років тому +113

      A better question.
      what does pot of greed do?

    • @Falcovsleon21
      @Falcovsleon21 5 років тому +96

      Dorkly You DO know he was setting up a Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series reference, right?

  • @dawritersroom01
    @dawritersroom01 5 років тому +1383

    Man, Kevin sure has changed. From an innocent assistant pointing out the flaws of his superiors, to full-on criminal.
    We need a full Kevin series

    • @charlesbrownjr5618
      @charlesbrownjr5618 5 років тому +31

      First Rusty
      Then Ralphie
      Now Kevin

    • @Gelugladius
      @Gelugladius 5 років тому +25

      Breaking Kevin.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 років тому +9

      This *is* that series

    • @masonnero9038
      @masonnero9038 4 роки тому +7

      Ah yes. The kevin jenkins experience.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 роки тому +2

      Who is more evil? Kevin, Ralphie or Rusty?

  • @oneoneeightoneone
    @oneoneeightoneone 5 років тому +994

    Now I understand why team aqua keeps 2 Electrodes in their base

  • @lazyninja1793
    @lazyninja1793 5 років тому +909

    Assistant Kevin is the evolved form of Shuckle

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 5 років тому +3534

    Meh. Rusty would take down Team Rocket without using a single Pokemon.

  • @wasntprepared
    @wasntprepared 5 років тому +1636

    In the arms of an Angel

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +134

      ;_;

    • @jkmiah33
      @jkmiah33 5 років тому +27

      Good times that one 😂

    • @snommy6780
      @snommy6780 5 років тому +58

      So glad that was referenced

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 5 років тому +9

      @@dorkly why did the charizard and arcanine just stand there also i think this is the third time you used that pokemon explosion :/

    • @InFeCDMC
      @InFeCDMC 5 років тому +2

      This never gets old

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 5 років тому +2000

    *Electrode... YET AGAIN WITH THAT SONG* 😭

    • @robman1493
      @robman1493 5 років тому +75

      🎵 In the arrrmmss ooofffff an angel🎵

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 5 років тому +75

      1:45
      Charizard:oh hey electrode,what you doin? ....oh wait
      Arcanine: ah crap-

    • @king_crimson1708
      @king_crimson1708 5 років тому +13

      It was a nice reference

    • @magikarpgod9361
      @magikarpgod9361 5 років тому +5

      Robman14 I just thought how did Kevin get zapdos and mewtwo

    • @magikarpgod9361
      @magikarpgod9361 5 років тому

      t how
      Quinn the gaming legend bud

  • @catshadowdragon
    @catshadowdragon 3 роки тому +148

    Actually, the part about Giovanni being a gym leader makes total sense. It is an excellent public front. He is contributing to the community by taking part in this quest for children, so clearly he is an upstanding member of the community. Also it is a great alibi, he can just say he was alone in the deepest part of his gym waiting for challengers.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 3 роки тому +18

      plus a lot of the gym leaders had some kind of organization or company on the side like misty's sisters had that water show and the grass pokemon gym leader made perfumes I believe. how else can you repair a gym after every fight unless you have something profitable on the side.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 роки тому +2

      It also allows him more comradery with the other gym leaders with 3 working for him

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 Рік тому

      You three are pretty stupid

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama Рік тому +2

      ​@@velvety2006Here's Kanto Gym Leader's jobs.
      Brock - Pokemon veterinarian, Breeder and Geologist.
      Misty (and her sisters) - Water Dancers and Aquarium Curators. Also, Misty is rich in manga.
      Lt. Surge - Millitary Career.
      Erika - Business Woman, Dance Intructor, Archery Instructor, Floral Teacher, Kanto PokeLeague Supervisor and University Teacher. She is a reneissance woman.
      Koga and Janinne - Ninja nuff said.
      Sabrina - Actress Career in BW. Mostly play as villainess.
      Blainne: Gameshow Host and Geneticist.
      Giovanni: Mob Boss.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +600

    *_This is my favorite Anime series_*

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 5 років тому +8

      LADIEEES AND GENTLEMEEEEEN! We have a wild undertale Wannabe in our hands!

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +38

      boku no villain assistant

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 років тому +3

      *hentai

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 5 років тому +3

      right after pokemon rusty

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 5 років тому +1

      @@cultist_npc but why...

  • @optimisticcharizard602
    @optimisticcharizard602 5 років тому +496

    1:38 Lol, I love Electrode' s referance to an earlier Dorkly episode.

    • @FabulousFelix
      @FabulousFelix 5 років тому +13

      Yep its called voltorb doesn't want to die

    • @groswell1758
      @groswell1758 5 років тому +11

      It might even be the same Voltorb and it just evolved.

    • @colleshion9630
      @colleshion9630 5 років тому +4

      In the Arms of an angel

    • @Meteo_sauce
      @Meteo_sauce 5 років тому +2

      lol i almost forgot it

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 5 років тому +1

      which? i must've missed it.

  • @Marquisdbeast
    @Marquisdbeast 5 років тому +1628

    "🎶 in the aaaaarms of an angel 🎶" 💣

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 5 років тому +344

    If Kevin were a villain in any game, it wouldn’t make it past 5 minutes.

    • @Sashrunner
      @Sashrunner 5 років тому +14

      I want to be the Guy?

    • @nobbyfirefly57
      @nobbyfirefly57 5 років тому +44

      If he had his own game and he was the final boss to beat, players would be rage-quitting or using cheats to beat him.

    • @fedrikoyuza9879
      @fedrikoyuza9879 5 років тому +9

      @Steve Clark but what if Kevin had an ability to disable the cheats?

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 5 років тому +2

      Dark Souls and IWBTG, The mystery is solved

    • @gabrielbarbara250
      @gabrielbarbara250 5 років тому +2

      @@nobbyfirefly57 not if he were boss in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +2669

    I, Giovanni, have a dream.

  • @wavestrider2160
    @wavestrider2160 5 років тому +300

    1:45
    Charizard:oh hey electrode,what you doin? ....oh wait
    Arcanine: ah crap-

  • @PedroHenrique-bf6rp
    @PedroHenrique-bf6rp 5 років тому +241

    The "in the arms of an angel" callback was GENIOUS and HILARIOUS!!!

  • @Mon01
    @Mon01 5 років тому +4365

    Kevin : I noticed you carry 5 pokemon when were allowed 6, I mean I carry 20 cause *WE'RE CRIMINALS*
    im ded

    • @NightGhosttYT
      @NightGhosttYT 5 років тому +24

      Allow*

    • @DisguisedMunkee
      @DisguisedMunkee 5 років тому +10

      So is Red

    • @hypemachina8926
      @hypemachina8926 5 років тому +2

      Hello Leeham

    • @Pantherenjoyer
      @Pantherenjoyer 5 років тому +20

      @@NightGhosttYT allowed*

    • @Dubanx
      @Dubanx 5 років тому +10

      Wouldn't more pokemon just mean you're splitting the experience more ways? I mean, you need a couple because of types, but 20 would probably be counterproductive. Just saying.

  • @asimabbas8328
    @asimabbas8328 5 років тому +55

    Electro’s “In the Arms of an angel” gets me every time 😆

  • @JOZ3gC
    @JOZ3gC 5 років тому +886

    That was disturbing... I need more.

    • @djmike679
      @djmike679 5 років тому +7

      Same here bud. Same here.

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 років тому +5

      that song at the end though...

    • @blackbird7781
      @blackbird7781 5 років тому +3

      That electrode callback tho

    • @v2btrthnu24
      @v2btrthnu24 5 років тому +2

      agreed

    • @iamaduck1963
      @iamaduck1963 5 років тому +1

      Yay more child murder!
      That sounds so fucked up and disturbing. Im joking bout it tho.
      But i still wanna see so more brutal and disturbing deaths.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +418

    "But what about da rules?!"
    *"YOU'RE A CRIME BOSS!!!"*

    • @NotABot55
      @NotABot55 5 років тому +14

      Screw the rules, I have money and / or green hair!

    • @ShinaYoshi
      @ShinaYoshi 5 років тому +4

      he has a point tho XD

    • @jkoh93
      @jkoh93 5 років тому +4

      @@NotABot55 screw the money, i have rules

    • @jesussknight4918
      @jesussknight4918 5 років тому +2

      @@jkoh93 What reverse that!

    • @Yami_Poof
      @Yami_Poof 5 років тому +2

      NotABot55 DAMMIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

  • @TheNKillham
    @TheNKillham 3 роки тому +82

    "Is this crime?...I love it." Best line.

  • @Psi01
    @Psi01 5 років тому +187

    Later that day, Missingno paid a visit to Kevin, and ripped off all his skin. There's a reason why they take turns in the pokemon world.

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 5 років тому

      .O.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it. What can Missingno do?

    • @hardiltakhar380
      @hardiltakhar380 5 років тому +23

      Michael Song What can’t it do is a better question

    • @louco280
      @louco280 5 років тому

      tell me the reason... its a genuine nb person asking...

    • @louco280
      @louco280 5 років тому +1

      My nephews loves it so i have to learn some

  • @ineedabreak6063
    @ineedabreak6063 5 років тому +727

    That’s how the mafia works.

    • @mohmmednoor9663
      @mohmmednoor9663 5 років тому +44

      lvl 1 crook to lvl 100 boss

    • @xaviermaster1
      @xaviermaster1 5 років тому +18

      level 1 team rocket level 10000000 youngster joey

    • @drizzlemcnasty7733
      @drizzlemcnasty7733 5 років тому +2

      Patrick The Tickler no don’t bring your iFunny meme shit here.

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 5 років тому +2

      Gemini King Ifunny?

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 5 років тому

      Your profile picture and name say it all.

  • @daviddent5662
    @daviddent5662 5 років тому +174

    That's a good point to remember when writing a villain no matter the genre. Bad guys don't play by the rules. Kevin, one day you'll make a fine evil overlord.

    • @indulgencerofindulgence5970
      @indulgencerofindulgence5970 5 років тому +18

      But some rules even the bad guys have to abide for or pay the consequences. Some rules so integrated that even some of the worst criminals will go by them.

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 5 років тому +20

      Uhm, no. Not every villain is CHAOTIC evil, some might be LAWFUL evil, so they follow certain rules, even if they are just their own.

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 4 роки тому +4

      David Dent Not all the time. My main villain in a campaign I am running is a honor bound demon samurai. He hands unarmed foes a weapon if need be, and players love him.

    • @cilonrs
      @cilonrs 4 роки тому +2

      Better yet: if a villain follow a rule (even a rule made up by himself), take some time to explain why.

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 4 роки тому +6

      FiNNiK
      I mean, in terms of pokemon, ambushing the opponent during a battle isn't really "chaotic evil" it's just doing whatever suits him
      Kev ain't blowing up towns lol

  • @da_nanu329
    @da_nanu329 5 років тому +260

    At least he didn't get burned by a houndoom

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 5 років тому +10

      Doesn't really matter because he would still just immediately die.

    • @BossofBlades
      @BossofBlades 5 років тому +7

      Make it more humiliating: burned by a slugma, the lowest stat total fire type.

    • @The_Undead_Mage
      @The_Undead_Mage 5 років тому +1

      @@BossofBlades Go check out literal pokemon and I think Mattpatt did a video on slugma

    • @blemmer146
      @blemmer146 5 років тому +1

      You people should read houndooms pokedex entry

    • @seanyee7850
      @seanyee7850 5 років тому

      @@blemmer146 slugma is still worse because it's a litteral snail with the temperature as hot as the sun

  • @juiyersh3668
    @juiyersh3668 5 років тому +430

    1:46 You could have taken Charizard and Arcanine with you Kevin, they won’t talk... 😢

    • @SheepPharaoh
      @SheepPharaoh 5 років тому +64

      No. They were also the "evidence". Which is the dark part.

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 років тому +19

      It won’t matter if they’re a high enough level

    • @juiyersh3668
      @juiyersh3668 5 років тому +18

      @@firenze6424 Next video : the revenge of the survivor pokemon against Kevin

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 років тому +4

      +Juiyers H Kevin would curb stomp he’s got the triforce and mewtwo

    • @juiyersh3668
      @juiyersh3668 5 років тому +1

      @@firenze6424 Maybe in gathering all the characters that Kevin have dethroned in the other episodes.

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 5 років тому +46

    I love how Kevin shoves reality into faces of villains he works for.

  • @yorudaan
    @yorudaan 5 років тому +326

    *That's how **-the mafia-** team rocket works*

    • @vf85200
      @vf85200 5 років тому +2

      @Masara Town RGBY r/wooooosh

    • @limeyace1894
      @limeyace1894 5 років тому

      @Masara Town RGBY r/woosh

    • @Kwjehehebebb
      @Kwjehehebebb 5 років тому +1

      The meme is that's how mafia works, not how the mafia works.
      Completely ruined 0/10.

    • @limeyace1894
      @limeyace1894 5 років тому

      @TheCzheng oof what?

    • @NightGhosttYT
      @NightGhosttYT 5 років тому +1

      @Chibiel 🖕STFU bot

  • @mlgsty8880
    @mlgsty8880 5 років тому +551

    Giovanni lvl 1 crook
    Kevin lvl 35 boss
    That Electrode who exploded lvl 100 Godfather

    • @Jokubasinc
      @Jokubasinc 5 років тому +18

      Thats how Team Rocket works

    • @osteoporosisguy8030
      @osteoporosisguy8030 5 років тому +2

      Mlg Sty that’s how Mafia works!

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 років тому +3

      Mlg Sty *that Electrode singing the same song from an earlier video XD*

    • @jamesduncan9529
      @jamesduncan9529 5 років тому +1

      Hitmonchan: lvl 999 ancestral body

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 5 років тому

      *that's how Pokemon works*

  • @alvinip9128
    @alvinip9128 3 роки тому +20

    Giovanni is actually a badass and a combat genius with great planning in the manga

    • @Swelly_K
      @Swelly_K 2 роки тому

      I bet he still plays by the rules tho even tho he's a crime boss, it's still a kids manga

    • @gavichealsomething2169
      @gavichealsomething2169 2 роки тому +2

      @@Swelly_K I mean
      He does have Sabrina, Blaine, and Surge working under him in it
      And it still has Poke Murder

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 роки тому

      @@Swelly_K I mean he did nearly kill Mewtwo with Deoxys

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@Swelly_Kthe closest Giovanni in the manga got to following the rules without it being part of a front was when he challenged Red on the Rocket Airship in the FRLG arc.
      And he still has Deoxys attempt to kill Pikachu.
      Hell, in the Gym battle he cheats like hell... and still loses. Though he also goes full "enemy of my enemy is my friend" with Red and his friends, such as the Yellow Arc where the Elite Four were full blown eco-terrorists bent on whipping out humanity (it makes sense in context).
      "kid's manga" or not, it was freaking dark.
      Hell an Arbok gets decapitated. Blue tells himself it's a zombie to deal with the shock, but it turns out later to have not been.

  • @Lion09887
    @Lion09887 5 років тому +150

    Assistan: screw the rules im secretly kaiba

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 5 років тому

      The Retro Gamer I’d Kevin is him to a T, but you forgot one in his title.

  • @peterriggs3991
    @peterriggs3991 5 років тому +9

    That was hands down my favorite skit you did 😂😂😂😂 love this channel

  • @Ironwill902
    @Ironwill902 5 років тому +290

    Dammit Dorkly you did it again!!!.......No Dinner for you! Now go clean your room!

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +43

      never

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 років тому +3

      I don't understand the reference but itsr ok

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 5 років тому +8

      Dorkly is a Crime Boss, why should it follow your rules?

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 років тому +3

      @@LimeLivesMatter cause dorkly is a level 35 boss

    • @Ironwill902
      @Ironwill902 5 років тому +1

      @@blue9394 I'm a legendary creature the resides in the pokemon world........a responsible parent!!!

  • @Zanaso
    @Zanaso 5 років тому +82

    Giovanni is a Gym Leader as a cover. In the world of Pokemon they are basically high ranking government officials.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 років тому +4

      Pally_den this video perfectly still portrays how Giovanni should still be because there has been many high ranking government officials that have either killed in the past, or they have always killing people.

  • @zacharyzarabia186
    @zacharyzarabia186 5 років тому +153

    You’re breaking da rules....DA RUUUUUULES.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @predatoralpha4893
      @predatoralpha4893 4 роки тому +7

      Zachary Zarabia, That’s the point!! You’re a crime boss!! Why are you following rules at all?!?! Why are you letting a 10 year old dismantle your whole operation?!?! Why are you a gym leader? We’re literally the last stop on a scavenger hunt for children!
      😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅🤣

    • @johnbullock6250
      @johnbullock6250 4 роки тому +2

      PREDATOR ALPHA, Wow, I think i get it now, Kevin, you- you’ve opened my incredibly swollen shut eyes 😂😂😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @jmsonic0589
      @jmsonic0589 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnbullock6250 I’m here for my last badge

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 роки тому

      "It isn't so easy. These guys like their system. It's what they do. You take that away and you are lookin' at a bunch of pissed-off nutbags with ray guns and a giant, I dunno, a giant octopus/tank with laser eyes"

    • @PsychoMadHatter2
      @PsychoMadHatter2 3 роки тому

      That is a lot easier than takeing turns and giving thousand of dollars to a small child 😂

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 5 років тому +99

    Gio Gio’s Bizarre Adventure

    • @SeithrEsm
      @SeithrEsm 5 років тому +1

      @@shaggyiguana4630 Yes

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 5 років тому

      That just sounds like part 5 to me

  • @tm.37_94
    @tm.37_94 5 років тому +38

    Ash:But THe PokEMon leAgUe RulEs saY onE aT A TImE.

  • @carmel9583
    @carmel9583 5 років тому +55

    The other 12 Pokémon:
    Articuno
    Moltres
    Arceus
    Giritana
    Venasaur
    Metagross
    Lucario
    A tamed missingno.
    Latios
    Pikachu that knows volt tackle
    Regirock
    Braviary

  • @TheNorth15
    @TheNorth15 5 років тому +747

    Actually there's a legitimate reason as to why Giovanni would "follow" the rules and it's because he's essentially the "anti-Red" of Pokemon. In both the games and the Pokemon Adventures manga, Giovanni is portrayed as the strongest trainer with the title, "Self-Proclaimed Strongest Trainer" for a reason. Even though he's a crime-boss, Giovanni loves Pokemon battles as he is in the end still a Pokemon trainer meaning he will still follow the rules. In fact, throughout the games and the Adventures manga, it's revealed he created Team Rocket not simply just for business but mainly to become the strongest and most powerful Pokemon trainer but through very questionable methods. The Adventures manga takes it a step further in where he's gotten so strong that he's actually bored of his own strength, so bored in fact that he stopped using his ground-type specialty and wanted to learn and train other Pokemon types.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 5 років тому +76

      So he isn't this big evil Leader like in the anime that tries to built a Army of the most Powerful Mons in the world for world conquest. What you mentioned makes a lot of sense.

    • @TheNorth15
      @TheNorth15 5 років тому +92

      @@basilofgoodwishes4138 Actually he does. That's canon in all three mediums, the games, anime and manga. However that's mainly because he wants to be the most powerful Pokemon trainer.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 5 років тому +36

      @@TheNorth15 Yeah I remember watching the origins anime with his flashbacks of his days as Pokemon Trainer, it seems to me that he is just a very corrupt Trainer, though he isn't as evil as most of the other Team leaders.

    • @TheNorth15
      @TheNorth15 5 років тому +52

      @@basilofgoodwishes4138One of the few redeeming qualities he has from what I've seen is in the Pokemon Adventures manga where despite all his corruption, he does care about his son, Silver and even saves him from a deadly fire risking his own life.

    • @jeltevl8868
      @jeltevl8868 5 років тому +42

      Yeah and thats also where mewtwo comes in. Since you read the manga you know team rocket was responsible for creating mewtwo. Mewtwo was created purely for the purpose that giovanni wanted to have the strongest pokemon in existence. But the experiment backfired because mewtwo was to strong.

  • @MustacheOnMars9
    @MustacheOnMars9 5 років тому +209

    If King Dedede had an Assistant
    If The Pac-Man Ghosts had an Assistant
    If Master Hand had an Assistant
    If Taboo had an Assistant
    If Donkey Kong (1982) had an Assistant
    If King K. Rool had an Assistant
    *Those are my ideas!* 😁

  • @jaredcook4414
    @jaredcook4414 4 роки тому +10

    Next, he's gonna use Cut on a small tree without enough Badges. Or, he'll have his Alakazam learn more than four moves at a time

  • @shawnmcmillan4438
    @shawnmcmillan4438 5 років тому +137

    Now that's a level 35 crime boss

  • @admnov93
    @admnov93 5 років тому +408

    Kevin: I also fired one of your incompetent employees: the Team Rocket but... since Jessie and Meowth are de-.
    *enters James*
    James: Wait...Please Kevin....don't fire me... Please give a me chance...
    Kevin: You and your team never catched a single pokemon over 20 YEARS. 20 YEARS!!!! And its ordinary pikachu no less...
    James: Its special... Pikachu
    Kevin: Not enough. You are fired.
    James: No... Please...I beg you..... Don't throw me to street
    Kevin: Checking your backgrounds... You are not.... I don't know.... A BILLIONAIRE ... Literally you don't need this kind job
    James: Yeah....But Only I access to my family's fortunate if I get married to my fiancée and I don't want to...
    Kevin: *groans* Why just go home... Use your pokemons and kill your parents and fiancée
    -Later at James' mansion*
    James: I never thought about this before...
    Kevin: You never did... James

    • @satokou3850
      @satokou3850 5 років тому +28

      You should probably work on your grammar

    • @obsidianmoon2820
      @obsidianmoon2820 5 років тому +54

      And the funnier thing is they have a TALKING MEOWTH! One of the rarest Pokemon of all time.

    • @admnov93
      @admnov93 5 років тому +11

      @@obsidianmoon2820 Agreed. Its waste of potential for not using Meowths abilities...

    • @satokou3850
      @satokou3850 5 років тому +2

      @Uganda Knuckles ...ok?

    • @DJPlace007
      @DJPlace007 5 років тому

      @amolina44 that would be nice for a short but based on pokemon Let's Go Pikachu and Let's Go Eevee.

  • @Iivaitte
    @Iivaitte 5 років тому +12

    Rusty vs Giovanni's Assistant. We need to make it a thing!

  • @kiashangovender5221
    @kiashangovender5221 5 років тому +141

    I actually made it for a video right away

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +2

      welcome!

  • @Aladato
    @Aladato 5 років тому +97

    If Pokemon criminals were 420% more realistic.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 років тому +2

      Let's dial it back to 419%

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih 5 років тому +1

      @@JaelinBezel times 1000000?

  • @CyberB07
    @CyberB07 5 років тому +15

    Noo! Electrode! X'D Not again!! My heart can only take so much! (Lol, nice callback)

  • @damian8070
    @damian8070 5 років тому +95

    Would've been awesome if rusty was red instead but that's ok I guess

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +58

      Rusty is chained to a deli for the rest of his life (and Good Rusty is exploring space)

    • @damian8070
      @damian8070 5 років тому +2

      @@dorkly damn, hope he finds new pokemon

    • @timekeeperz9714
      @timekeeperz9714 5 років тому +2

      minior
      deoxys

    • @thantheexplorer4260
      @thantheexplorer4260 5 років тому +2

      Crazy_ face123 do you seriously just steal videos?

    • @cond.oriano3264
      @cond.oriano3264 5 років тому

      This would even fit so good oh god I miss Rusty

  • @DimitrovsDomain
    @DimitrovsDomain 5 років тому +96

    Nice reference at the end from one of your your old videos

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  5 років тому +23

      were hoping people would catch that!

    • @donniefreidman5240
      @donniefreidman5240 5 років тому +1

      I caught that too😂

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 5 років тому +1

      Me too (even if I don't remember in what episode was this from)

    • @donniefreidman5240
      @donniefreidman5240 5 років тому +6

      Calmtimer its from “voltorb doesnt want to die”

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 5 років тому

      Ok thanks

  • @DynamiteChris006
    @DynamiteChris006 5 років тому +93

    Wow now I know how to beat Pokémon.
    * Uses 8 magikarp *

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 4 роки тому +2

      Dude no way you’ll beat a Dynamax Pokémon with that team..you need NINE magikarps that’s the secret!

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 роки тому +1

      @@royalpain9281 Well... if you bring enough of them, you might win by having the enemy team struggle to death.

    • @Void_Echoes
      @Void_Echoes 4 роки тому

      Christian Stanley
      Use 100 Bidoof

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      @@royalpain9281 *SUMMONS 8 ZACIANS AND ZAMAZENTAS* hey well i always said my spirit animals are wolves did mean ANY WOLF
      *ZACIAN'S USED BEHEMOTH BLADE*

  • @Konidis
    @Konidis 5 років тому +11

    1:42 One of the best references I have ever seen

  • @Jptg.g
    @Jptg.g 5 років тому +84

    In an arms of an angel

  • @sleepingkat5703
    @sleepingkat5703 4 роки тому +5

    "You're breaking the rules kevin! The rules! ... you've open my incredibly swollen eyes."

  • @krisprincetv3089
    @krisprincetv3089 5 років тому +17

    ICONIC 😂😂😂. This is 100% Facts though! Criminals are mad respectful in Pokemon games.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +3

      It took 5 generations for one to even consider aiming at you

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 5 років тому +2

      In fairness they stopped being "villains" after a while.
      Plasma were a more active version of PETA, Skull is just hilarious, and so many of them were just crazy idiots trying to control gods (well as godly as pokemon can be, I guess).

  • @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983
    @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 5 років тому +36

    Why don't you have all your pokemons at level 99!?, you sent your subordinates to do the grind!

    • @erazure.
      @erazure. 5 років тому +3

      Isn’t max level 100?

    • @PsychoGamer2100
      @PsychoGamer2100 5 років тому

      @@erazure. it is

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 5 років тому +2

      Well... A subordinate with a level 99 pokemon might not want to return it.,.

    • @satokou3850
      @satokou3850 5 років тому +2

      Just use a rare candy

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 5 років тому

      @@satokou3850 But rare candies give bare minimun increases actually training does more.

  • @NguyenReactions
    @NguyenReactions 5 років тому +9

    RIP Electro...we will remember you

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 5 років тому +43

    This is how Pokémon Works

  • @kevinkaumans1779
    @kevinkaumans1779 5 років тому +6

    I like how this is one of the few episodes of Kevin were the boss actually takes his advice
    you know, except for the whole Child murder and everything

    • @indulgencerofindulgence5970
      @indulgencerofindulgence5970 5 років тому

      Yeah.. and if he starting using this openly is only a question of time until someone not as nice appears.

  • @benbarnett5743
    @benbarnett5743 3 роки тому +10

    0:52 Well, it is trait that some villains hold some honor

  • @Jack5628
    @Jack5628 5 років тому +35

    I guess you could say Ash lived up to his name being burnt alive and roasted

    • @torryslash4612
      @torryslash4612 5 років тому +3

      That's technically red

    • @Jack5628
      @Jack5628 5 років тому

      @@torryslash4612 yeah well he sounds like a b**** like ash

    • @torryslash4612
      @torryslash4612 5 років тому

      @@Jack5628 true

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 5 років тому

      Or... OR... RED was on FIRE!

    • @Jack5628
      @Jack5628 5 років тому

      @@Phoenixesper1 I prefer Ash

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 5 років тому +132

    But crime bosses DO follow rules. They don't just break every law at all times willy nilly, or else they really WOULD be deposed quickly.

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 5 років тому +6

      "Lawful" Evil.

    • @indulgencerofindulgence5970
      @indulgencerofindulgence5970 5 років тому +9

      Yeah. But if Giovanni started using this, how much time until less nice ten year's olds come to blast the door? And this assuming disgruntled adults would not come as well.

    • @foundation2854
      @foundation2854 5 років тому +3

      Follow the rules yadayadayada. They will follow the rules on PUBLIC. In their SECRET LAIR or some quiet place, they will disposes any potential witness or threat.
      Just look at Lucky Quinn from Watch Dogs. That's how a crime lord should act

    • @tpsplatinum3562
      @tpsplatinum3562 5 років тому

      Billaxle Organized crime.

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 4 роки тому

      yes there is some crime Lords who follow the rules and if they get beaten they lose fair and Square and that is called good sportsmanship but this very bad assistant teaching about bad sportsmanship.

  • @aUsernameInnit
    @aUsernameInnit 5 років тому +90

    "So, Kevin, what is it you want to... talk about?"
    That pause always gets me.

  • @C4dile
    @C4dile 5 років тому +24

    That electrode reference lol

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +116

    Wouldn't an Electrode using self-destruct just spread the evidence further around the room? Lol.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 5 років тому +50

      David Parkes “Well chief, we got another one.”
      sigh “Electrode or Voltorb?”
      “There isn’t enough left to tell.”
      “These poor kids, why do they keep standing so close when they self destruct?”

    • @Jlucasloredo
      @Jlucasloredo 5 років тому +6

      Well since it would just scatter individual grains they would think an insane voltorb blew up randomly

    • @starstorm4077
      @starstorm4077 5 років тому +4

      @SuperSimba6
      >Knows how to get rid of murder evidence
      >Rick Sanchez icon.
      Uh huh. I'm gonna need to do a background check with the police on this one.

    • @bgboy4861
      @bgboy4861 5 років тому +1

      Everything would disingregrate

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 5 років тому

      But ifyour Electrode is Killer Queen, then thiers no evidence

  • @MrLothlorien07
    @MrLothlorien07 4 роки тому +2

    When I woke up this morning I didn't know what I needed to complete my day. And I just found out it was to hear an Electrode singing "In the arms of an angel" whilst using Self-Destruct. Genius

  • @CuriousUserX90
    @CuriousUserX90 5 років тому +4

    0:30 This certainly is a first seeing Giovanni with a back sprite.

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 3 роки тому +9

    1:14 god, I feel bad for laughing at that part!!

  • @thewestisthebest6608
    @thewestisthebest6608 5 років тому +4

    0:41 It would have been funnier if Keven responded with "Yea, and that's why I'm the boss now!"

  • @big_mike7950
    @big_mike7950 5 років тому +21

    Giovanni- I’m here for my last badge, and I’m
    AAAGH IM ON FIRE OH GEEZ THE BURNING IS EVERYWHERE MY HAIR IS AFLAME AUGH MY EYES ARE MELTING IN MY SOCKETS

  • @hauntedhatatefumo8699
    @hauntedhatatefumo8699 5 років тому +42

    They wasted that Charizard and Arcanine.

    • @RebaHashiri
      @RebaHashiri 5 років тому

      Not really, Self destruct is quite useless

    • @Ginkskerity
      @Ginkskerity 5 років тому +6

      Nah, they'll be fine. They'll only take 1 hp, just a scratch.

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому

      That's just how mafia works :)

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 років тому

      they will be back at the nearest hospital, probably with no weapons and less cash

  • @Gingrique
    @Gingrique 5 років тому

    Good to see the nod to the older video. Keep up the good work

  • @DigiPen92
    @DigiPen92 5 років тому +20

    Thanks for doing an animation based one of my suggestions. Please do if Assistant Kevin works with King Dedede from Kirby, Giygas from EarthBound, and Zoda from StarTropics please.

    • @MadVandal
      @MadVandal 5 років тому

      Matthew Kelly yeah they totally saw your comment and were inspired to make this video thanks to you (sarcasm)

    • @cam7990
      @cam7990 5 років тому +2

      Matthew Kelly
      Kevin: "Mr. Giygas, if this Ness kid is coming to destroy you, WHY are you sitting in this machine and allowing him to get stronger?! You are literally a godlike being, and we're in the past! Can't you just come out of that... THING, and kill Ninten in 195X so that Ness never exists?! And another thing, you are letting Pokey; who is a CHILD, by the way; do your handiwork and he's barely doing anything! Ness is in Magicant right now and you are literally doing nothing! Show some initiative instead of crying about your Eight Melodies!"

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 5 років тому

      and Andross from Star Fox

    • @duykhangtran4406
      @duykhangtran4406 5 років тому

      @@cam7990 I remember that some part of the game, they said that even when Giygas go back to the past, he can't stop Ness

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 років тому

      Kevin-Hey Dedede! You have a freakin hammer! Just bash it into Kirby when he swallows it!

  • @speinz9430
    @speinz9430 5 років тому +3

    I love it when Kevin’s voice cracks

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 5 років тому +1

    This was literally the most hilarious thing I've seen all day

  • @brendanberger8137
    @brendanberger8137 5 років тому +4

    Electrode: *explodes*
    Top 10 saddest anime deathes

  • @ardabilgin3269
    @ardabilgin3269 5 років тому +14

    SINGING ELECTRODE IS BACK!!!

  • @ExelArts
    @ExelArts 5 років тому +3

    He only runs that gym as to throw off suspicion

  • @mcbowser
    @mcbowser 5 років тому +19

    Even mafia bosses stand by a strict honor code. They follow rules because many of them often live double lives.
    Beside. He's pretty much The Don. Thank goodness this is a skit. Otherwise there'd be no more _If X from Y had an Assistant._

    • @alessandroceloria
      @alessandroceloria 4 роки тому +4

      No, mafia bosses don't have an honor code at all. That's a myth brought up by TV drama. They are criminals, they do whatever they need to do to accomplish their goals. That includes betrayal, dissolving children in acid and mutilating relatives of their targets, as well as burning down houses and businesses, sending people to the brim of bankruptcy to then proceed to extort money from them. There's no honor code in all of that.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 роки тому +3

      Alessandro Celoria, finally, somebody that knows actual history of the Mafia and doesn’t believe in myths made up by Hollywood.

  • @dennisatoe1354
    @dennisatoe1354 5 років тому +12

    0:25
    I think Giovanni is just trying to do the honourable crime lord thing when he said he was going to take turns

  • @Kano_Productions
    @Kano_Productions 4 роки тому +2

    Because Giovanni has honor and dignity

  • @InPlumWeTrust
    @InPlumWeTrust 5 років тому +10

    "In the arms..of an angel!!!" Has to be a meme lmao

  • @lunanote-cassettemeower
    @lunanote-cassettemeower 3 роки тому +3

    0:05
    Looks like Ghetsis listened to Kevin’s advice.

  • @TheRealSparkplugTheFox
    @TheRealSparkplugTheFox 5 років тому +2

    1:42 Oh the call back! Damn! That's still my favorite joke to this day!

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 5 років тому +26

    If the anime’s anything to go by, the reason why people don’t carry more than 6 Pokémon is because if they caught a seventh, the Ball they’re in wouldn’t open until they send another one to the PC.

    • @theyoungladd7700
      @theyoungladd7700 5 років тому +3

      Well you just screw the rules and mess with the pc code or something

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +7

      Have your first liners walk outside a ball, problem solved

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't say that is true! remember the electrode episode where had over 6 digletts?

    • @PsychoGamer2100
      @PsychoGamer2100 5 років тому +3

      in the cartoon the Pokeball just teleports itself to Prof. Oak. This happened when Ash caught his Krabby.

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 5 років тому

      @@PsychoGamer2100 yes but... I have seen couple of people use over 6 and I have seen a few times like kingler knows like bubble ,crab hammer, harden, vicegrip, and hyper beam. so yea u can have more than 4 moves.... and in certain battles in omega ruby, u fight like 6 pokemon at once vs u only have one. so the games can sometimes follow the anime

  • @SpazzAttack78
    @SpazzAttack78 5 років тому +25

    Because Giovanni is mobster. He would lose his honor if he did that

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 роки тому

      Ray if Giovanni was a Pirate then it’d make sense to follow the rules that every other gym leader follows, but since he’s a Mobster then he’d act more like Kevin The Assistant in real life.

    • @SpazzAttack78
      @SpazzAttack78 4 роки тому

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr This isn't Pirates of the Caribbean. Real pirates don't have rules

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 3 роки тому

      @@SpazzAttack78 May I direct your attention at CGP Grey's pirate videos?

    • @SpazzAttack78
      @SpazzAttack78 3 роки тому

      @@dansattah You mean their PG video that skips rape, human trafficking, butchering of women and children, and wiping out entire villages and towns? The 18th-19th century business model pirates aren't the only pirates that ever existed.

  • @Inquisitor-Doi
    @Inquisitor-Doi 3 роки тому

    Oi 2021 and i got recomended this, thank you youtube and thankyou dorkly

  • @nicholasemjohnson47
    @nicholasemjohnson47 9 місяців тому +3

    Giovanni following rules actually makes sense. Using dirty tactics on occasion is beneficial, but if he always does it, then it shows him as a coward and a weakling. Plus, it would force the heroes to resort to the same means to defeat him. Winning by following the rules actually makes him more feared. Occasionally using dirty tactics to gain an advantage would be beneficial too; just don't rely on it.

    • @MemeMonkey_Games
      @MemeMonkey_Games 9 днів тому

      Again, HE IS A CRIMINAL. CRIMINALS DON’T FOLLOW RULES.

    • @nicholasemjohnson47
      @nicholasemjohnson47 8 днів тому

      @MemeMonkey_Games That's not necessarily true.
      Many criminals only break the rules when they can't achieve what they desire by following them.
      Lots of criminals have their own sets of rules that they may or may not follow.
      It's complex like everything else.

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 5 років тому +7

    When your assistant has to remind you of your purpose! 😒

  • @liltone9614
    @liltone9614 3 роки тому +1

    Plot twist: Giovanni is actually a friend of profesor oaks. The whole thing was a set up by oak to prepare children for a future war

  • @weetopeetop
    @weetopeetop 5 років тому +7

    Wait Kevin has 2 Legendary Pokemon and 2 Final Evolved Starter Pokemon, and Giovanni has worse yet he is the boss of Kevin

  • @Qub3rs
    @Qub3rs 5 років тому +12

    Wow, that got dark. Poor kid.

    • @PsychoGamer2100
      @PsychoGamer2100 5 років тому +1

      This is the third time he's been burned to death. First was a different Dorkly video where he was killed by his Charizard. Second was when he was incinerated by Wargreymon(Death Battle) and we just saw the third. Red should start wearing fire-proof clothing from now on.

    • @velvetkey1367
      @velvetkey1367 5 років тому +2

      Mark Betonio well maybe parents in the Pokémon world shouldn’t let their kids try to explore entire continents filled with incredibly powerful monsters and huge groups of dangerous criminals by themselves

    • @devalphamon7289
      @devalphamon7289 5 років тому

      @@velvetkey1367 i dont think pokemon actually are that dangerous if they were all towns would be fortresses. Most pokemon don't kill humans well except the ghost types.

    • @terraristit3752
      @terraristit3752 5 років тому

      @@devalphamon7289 True, but there's one pokemon that is a risk to the entire population: Gyarados. It's pokedex entry says that it can destroy entire villages in rage. And to think how common Magikarps are...

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому

      So I guess you can now call it "Darkly"

  • @mang_thomas4163
    @mang_thomas4163 5 років тому +2

    Alternate Ending:
    Kevin: Why do you even follow rules?!
    Giovanni: It’s our programming

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 5 років тому +4

    1:27 *PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING!*

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 5 років тому +8

    "In the arms of the angels" *NO, none of that! shame on you.*

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 5 років тому +2

    I remember my first time through a Team Rocket lair back in Soul Silver, I saved one of the Electrodes being used as a battery, named him Eddie for some reason, and taught him every move BUT explosion and Self-Destruct because I saw it as telling my pokemon to commit suicide.

  • @KitzuneAmayori
    @KitzuneAmayori 5 років тому +11

    Technically Giovanni isn’t a bad guy he’s just trying to keep Mewtwo contained
    That’s what it says in the manga