@@fjeldfross9327 So a suicidal person from the USA who keeps failing to slit her wrists only needs to come to Germany with her key and scratch a German's brand new Porsche to succeed?
@@jlmusicproductions6105 well yes, but normaly non german people are not listening to german musik. Also, german people understand what they are saying and its not for everyone
That's so true, im German myself and German music really isn't my favorite, i rather just live the weeb life and listen to some Japanese music or American rap
You forgot the part of recycling being a religion in Germany. I once threw a glass bottle to the trash and my german boyfriend almost divorced me. Signed: a spaniard.
Germans in Germany; super nice and friendly. German tourists visiting Denmark; acting like they own the place. And getting shocked that you don't speak German. 😂✌
Germans when I was a tourist in Germany: greet you in German and then over apologizing for their bad English that’s not bad Dutch when I was a tourist in Amsterdam: don’t even bother to greet you in Dutch just jump to English because everyone is tourists German tourists in Amsterdam when they see I have German tobacco and want a cigarette: what do you MEAN you don’t speak German?
@@ruas4721 there are not that many, and they tend to be very brief. If you count the period where Germany have Annexed Southern Jutland i can count 5. Otto II occupied parts of Jutland but was kicked out during the reign of Svein Forkbeard. Some danish king mortgaged the kinfdom to German Dukes. A brief occupation during the 30yrs war. And then after the defeat in 1864 and ww2. In a 1000yrs of conflicts, thats ok.
I have never been corrected my English all the time every day by anybody, but in Berlin, my German has been corrected all the time even my English by German people.
@tym3k xd I know, that was deliberate.^^ Trauma affects people in many odd ways, for generations after even. And in the case of Germany it really explains a lot, if one thinks about it.
@@vanessaceron2401 Because how much money someone makes is not something that defines that person, so it is a superficial question. We also don't talk about money because we do not want to brag with it. Also we don't want people who earn less feel inferior or envious.
I once made the mistake to answer that question while walking past a foreigner. HE STARTED A FRICKIN' CONVERSATION. I may have looked calm on the outside but internally I was screaming until it was over. I swear to god I'll never. ever. answer that question again if somebody passes me by.
I am German and I never know how to react properly to "how are you?". Am I expected to ignore the question? Shall I say "fine, how are you?" I'm aware that the question is nonsense and nobody is actually interested how I am, but what the hell is the correct reaction?
@@alflerran3536 If is someone like a neighbor u have not much contact u just answer I am good and you? Is something polite like saying good morning, if is someone u talked a little bit more u can answer , I am good but ah little stress of work... for example the person will answer why what happened? And u can say short the problem , and if u repeat this u can actually with the time make a friendship with the person
@@ilyapopov2818 i know, but it wasnt either in 1933, then hitler came and it was in very good shape within a few Years, if theres the will for it, Germany probably could build up a decent Army too.
Please be careful travelling in Israel then. People there believe that commute is precisely created for phone conversations. If you know Hebrew you might listen to all sorts of personal stories 🤣
I mean im Bosnian and i would never put nutella in the fridge, i mean just why? It hardens to the point of having to smash it with a chizel and a hammer.
@@abyssstrider2547 Never knew that about Choclate Nattella. I'm an American, who is half German, and this guy cracks me up. But yes, you don't want to drink bottled/soft drinks without refrigerating,, or making them cooler in the freezer first.
@@ktheterkuceder6825 The UK and Germany have a combined population of 150 million. Croatia has a population of less than 5 million. Besides attacking their neighbors what exactly has Turkey done for the world? In conclusion, fuck off.
As a german, I cross every red light when there's no car on the street I cross or when they are far away enough and only when there aren't any children that could see this and only when there's no police of course 😂 why shouldn't I go when there's no danger? Some red lights take just a veeeery long time to switch and if there's no one driving on the street or if they're far away, why should I waste my time for no reason? I have ADHD and sometimes I really just can't wait, espacially when I know the red light and it's one of them which take way too much time to switch and there's no one driving on the street, then I really don't give any f. 😂😂
Don’t forget about how Germans are too efficient to waste their time on Americans who don’t speak German well. I once tried to use my 2 years of high school German on some Germans, they shut me down very quickly “We all know excellent English,” clearly not wanting to waste their time with me butchering their language lol
Nicht falsch. Many Germans when it comes down to it speak good Englisch. However it might not be as you would think. Most times, we enjoy taking opportunities like that to practice Englisch as you would Deutsch. And if not that, it is simply to help you with whatever it is get done swiftly.
Quite frankly a lot of those are also triggering in so many other countries (wasting good beer, not picking up after your dog, being annoyingly loud in public transport, etc)
We just need to explain that even if it looks cute it wasn't expensive. Or if it was... How that was bad for our finances lol I guess flaunting money looks bad for us brazilians.
I'm from Germany and don't really think that many people would be triggered by asking where you got it (especially with the teenagers). But for me, I get always uncomfortable when someone I don't know complements me but it just might be me😅
I’m German actually and I do that too!!! I loooove to share a good deal with everybody lol. Though sometimes I even catch myself making things less expensive than they were if I feel bad for spending as much money on it 🤣
It's not really about not accepting compliments, we just don't like to talk about money or big expenses. It's nice to have a high quality expensive watch, but I don't think I could ever tell someone the ridiculous amount of money I spent on a watch or smth. When you talk about a cute shirt or smth you get the exact same reaction of THANKS IT WAS ON SALE or similar.
Man, you forgot Recycling (Loved going to the recylce spot as a kid and hear the bottles break in the giant bin) as well as being asked "Hi, how are ya?" which should be responded by a German with "Are you being Genuine or you're just full of shit?" Love these Subscribed
I optimized the time I need while doing this, every move is accurate. But then there's the grandma in front of you who needs hours and your day is ruined
You forgot walking in a bike lane. OMG I have never been so afraid for my life. Every single biker who passed yelled at me. Also swimming in a river that was apparently a rowing lane for row boats! Got yelled at by a German lady for five minutes nonstop.
Aaaaaaalter🤣🤣🤣 As a Hungarian, living since 2009 in Germany,I totally agree 👍🤣🤣🤣 My best friend (She's German) says ,that after all this years in Germany I'm more German, than Hungarian 🙈🙈BTW,I have the sem artwork as you have on your wall 💕Much love Chiara's work 🥰
German Nutella is harder than Nutella in other countries because we have tougher bread here. So it gets unusable when you put it into the fridge. Also it's usually not very hot here so it's certainly not necessary.
I was born in Stuttgart as an U.S. army brat. I feel my heart was left there, when my parents took us back to the states. Oh Deutschland, take me back....😭💖🌼
God blesses Germans who speak in English, listening to them while they're talking is the paradise for someone who is actually learning (the voice sound is so clear and pure). Germany is absolutely the best not only for the bread but also for sweets (cakes, ecc), cooking meat 🍖 and (of course!) beer. By the way when I stayed in Germany I also noticed that people there have strict rules for pedastrians, you mustn't walk on the bycicles sides even if it is a mistake for a little time. Someone will suddenly start yelling at you in their foreign dialect so pls don't cross the invisible borders or the lines drawn on the ground 😂
Can you tell me some tipes of bread ? I'm genuinely curious becouse I know the bretzel (I don't know if it's correct😅) and the cereal bread or black bread? (I don't know I just translated how I've always called them)
@@AriAri-dm7pz I was in Berlin 5 years ago thanks to a sort of long trip with the school, I ate in hotels and restaurants, now I only remember binges of delicious bread while the others ate the first course enthusiastically: opaque liquid with pieces of white floating sausages (that was disgusting for me).
@@AriAri-dm7pz there's so many, like every bakery has about 10-15 or something and they are different everywhere But i agree with the person above, potato bread is amazing. And in general if the outside is crispy and the inside is really fluffy, it's the best :D
0:02 That opening line about the Nutella is the random type of thing I love to hear in the background of someone's "welcome to my voice mail" greeting.
*grabs all groceries in a big hug embrace and delivers credit card to cashier with the toes while you go and strategically pack everything on the counter conveniently installed by the entrance* ,,Danke schön Fraulin, auf Wiedersehen!" When I returned o Spain people started getting all confused when I would pack at the speed of light :)
Some of them are similar in Poland: Swap beer for vodka, "best football league" for "worst football league", and make us seat on opposite side of pay4war bench. Greetings from neighbor.
You're right. In the UK we are far too tolerant, far too laid back, far too complacent. We think it's good enough if we just muddle through somehow. It takes a lot of alcohol and a terrible insult for us to get triggered. Very strange!!
I was laughing really hard at the pencils and wanted to go on a murder spree unlike anything seen in the history of mankind at 2:11 And yeah, I felt genuinly upset by all the other stuff. No doubt about it, I'm German and you did a great job in observing your fellow countrymen. :D
Omg not the pen thing! I had no idea! I went on a road trip with a German recently and he started setting his utensils all parallel on his mat at a restaurant. I started to skew them just like this! Lmao! Then I purposely skewed my own placement!
Smiling is so triggering to Germans that Walmart failed when it tried to open in Germany because the Germans were too uncomfortable with the friendliness etiquette of Walmart employees 😂
@@bellumxyz1421 yea. Because i'm there to buy my potatoes and beer and not to get a blowjob. Thats why overwhelming fake friendliness in a grocery store is absolutly scary and some how psychopathic.
OMG! I just love your videos I live in Canada, but my whole family is German and many still live there and your stereotypes of Germans are spot on. Love it. Keep the videos coming
Im so happy all the jokes about nutella are in english! That means no angry germans shouting: "DIE NUTELLA" "NEIN BIST DH BLÖD?! ES HEIßT DAS NUTELLA!!" (Btw just saying its die Nutella)
@@FarrahKeks der die and das is right but das Nutella sounds very weird, der Nutella sounds even more weird and most ppl use die (And die is in my opinion the only one that doesnt sound extremely weird)
Oh my god - at 3:59 - that was hilarious! I'm an American who's visited Berlin 3 times in the last 1.5 years, and I LOVE Berlin. I've stayed at a hostel close by Senefelderplatz, and the Americans there said things like this. By the way, the bread is so good in Germany that I started baking my own bread since this past summer - after my second visit to Germany. I'll tell you two things that I did to trigger Germans: 1. This past July, I was on the 100 bus at Humboldt University, and I wanted to go around the whole city, and the 100 bus goes around the whole city. Unfortunately, it had one more final stop at Alexanderplatz, where we were forced to get off. Like an idiot, I stayed on the bus, because in the USA, the bus driver would probably let you stay on the bus, especially if you're friendly. Next thing you know, that bus driver hissed at me like a snake! 2. Also on that visit, I visited the DDR Museum, and I bought my ticket from a man with a nice smile, and I left it purposely in my locker. When it was time to leave the museum, you needed to present your ticket. I told the guy with the nice smile who issued my ticket that I'll need to go outside the main museum to the lockers, he had this executioner's look. Once again, I felt 2 nanometers tall.
I almost choked laughing about the first one😂 Reminded me of the time in Uni when I missed my stop cause I fell asleep. The bus driver woke me up at the last stop, insisting that I have to leave the bus cause he had to drive another route, even after I told him my cellphone was dead and I had NO IDEA where tf I was. Dude just straight up sent me outside and drove away😂 (Made it to class 40mins later after running down the streets hoping to go into the right direction and trying not to have a full-blown panic attack. But: German punctuality worked, I was there in time😅)
Here in England, we bought an all day family ticket for a bus and wanted to make a circle. Just to see the full rout of our local bus. We got in the same trouble as you in Berlin when not left the bus at its end point. We had to get out and then to get in again. We were told by the driver that the buses are not for riding around as much as you wish. Aren't they? Though normally local bus drivers are pretty friendly.
Sooo many similarities with us Poles! Especially with those from norhern and western parts. The are so many similar things we have and most of the Poles would not admit that in their narrowmindness.
Very good vids! I like the humorous side in them. When it comes to people talking loudly and for along time on the bus I dont like it either. It takes so much energy to listen to other peoples issues after a long working day and being super tired. And I dont want to be part of other peoples businesses. Additionally I think one reason why germans are very uncomfortable with noise on busses is, because they need the silence to THINK about stuff...new inventions, ideas perhaps. It might just be part of their culture.
And never touch a Germans' car. Or lean on it. Never.
Only If you are downright suicidal.
No kidding ( maybe just a bit. Tiny Bit. Most deadly serious)
That's true! 😅
@@fjeldfross9327
So a suicidal person from the USA who keeps failing to slit her wrists only needs to come to Germany with her key and scratch a German's brand new Porsche to succeed?
@@zhouwu yes.
Don’t touch our cars
Also never touch their dogs , even if u come " ohhh your dog is so sweet" they don't care
I feel like there are more non german people liking rammstein than germans
Because there are generally more non-german people than germans 😂
@@jlmusicproductions6105 well yes, but normaly non german people are not listening to german musik. Also, german people understand what they are saying and its not for everyone
That's so true, im German myself and German music really isn't my favorite, i rather just live the weeb life and listen to some Japanese music or American rap
@@deja-vuatfirstsight7020 German music isn't great but Rammstein is my religion
Because they encourage more wrong stereotypes about the Germans and especially the language. No one talks like this okay ?
You forgot the part of recycling being a religion in Germany. I once threw a glass bottle to the trash and my german boyfriend almost divorced me. Signed: a spaniard.
Tell me about it
Ofcourse we are not throwing glass into the normal trash thats nonsense we have containers for that. It is really not that hard to help recycling.
@@groglockner4171 so wahr
Not Recycling is dumb
He's right you're just dvmb
Once had an argument with my friend's husband, german. All the misunderstandings were resolved when I mentioned that germans can really play football.
Unser Fusball ist heilig
You are saying it like we can't
@@pandaman1331 You definitely can! There is no any sarcasm.
Germans in Germany; super nice and friendly.
German tourists visiting Denmark; acting like they own the place. And getting shocked that you don't speak German. 😂✌
I think it always depends if people turn up individually or in a bus load. The latter sometimes lose their manners or feel more entitled.
Well, after centuries with events of occupation Denmark should be used to be northern germany :P
Germans when I was a tourist in Germany: greet you in German and then over apologizing for their bad English that’s not bad
Dutch when I was a tourist in Amsterdam: don’t even bother to greet you in Dutch just jump to English because everyone is tourists
German tourists in Amsterdam when they see I have German tobacco and want a cigarette: what do you MEAN you don’t speak German?
@@ruas4721 there are not that many, and they tend to be very brief. If you count the period where Germany have Annexed Southern Jutland i can count 5. Otto II occupied parts of Jutland but was kicked out during the reign of Svein Forkbeard. Some danish king mortgaged the kinfdom to German Dukes. A brief occupation during the 30yrs war. And then after the defeat in 1864 and ww2. In a 1000yrs of conflicts, thats ok.
"England plays better football than Germany" does not trigger Germans, it makes them laugh hysterically.... and so it should.
Fußball ist sowieso öde :D
Well currently it’s unfortunately a true statement lol.
@@BritneyLaZonga Ich fand unsere Aktion gegen Korea schon legendär xD
Beste Komödie, die ich je gesehen habe
Exactly... Because they know Spain plays better
You mean soccer
Who put the Nutella in the fridge?! 😂 that one had me laughing so hard
One of the biggest red flag there is!^^
Me too ahahahaha
That's not funny dude. That's Ernst. And he's 12 years old. My dad would say.
So true🤣
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We don‘t say „Excuse me, I didn‘t understand the sentence properly“ in Germany, we say „Hä?“ and I think that‘s beautiful.
"Willkommen bei den Sch'tis" reference ;)
😂
was
Same in the Philippines.
Same in turkish if the conversation is not official
As a Brit, this just confirms my prejudice that Germany is just the answer to the question "What if OCD was a country?"
I have never been corrected my English all the time every day by anybody, but in Berlin, my German has been corrected all the time even my English by German people.
@Joshua Bruce I am so glad the queen died, who agrees?
*PTSD
@@MsLarrythegreatOCD - obsessive-compulsive disorder
PTSD - Post Traumatic stress disorder
@tym3k xd I know, that was deliberate.^^
Trauma affects people in many odd ways, for generations after even. And in the case of Germany it really explains a lot, if one thinks about it.
So these are German tourists who reserve all the places with towels at 6 in the morning. I thought it was us, Russians 😆
Wait, you guys do that too? XD
@@saupreinmadl4665 yes we do x
I always thought it was only the British people haha
Hahahaaa
Something that connects our cultures
In Germany we say: ,,Über Geld spricht man nicht!''
O yes u can't never ask them how much you make, in other countries is a normal question
@@vanessaceron2401 Because how much money someone makes is not something that defines that person, so it is a superficial question. We also don't talk about money because we do not want to brag with it. Also we don't want people who earn less feel inferior or envious.
That's true also in Spain. At least where I live
I am soooo confused that this is just a normal thing to ask in other cuntries.
My grandpa says: "Über Geld spricht man nicht, das hat man."
Don't you ever ask a German "How are you" just say "Hallo"
I once made the mistake to answer that question while walking past a foreigner. HE STARTED A FRICKIN' CONVERSATION.
I may have looked calm on the outside but internally I was screaming until it was over.
I swear to god I'll never. ever. answer that question again if somebody passes me by.
Yeah, why you would excpect to get an actual answer to a question xD
Omg yes hahaha they look at u like u are crazy for asking that
I am German and I never know how to react properly to "how are you?". Am I expected to ignore the question? Shall I say "fine, how are you?" I'm aware that the question is nonsense and nobody is actually interested how I am, but what the hell is the correct reaction?
@@alflerran3536 If is someone like a neighbor u have not much contact u just answer I am good and you?
Is something polite like saying good morning, if is someone u talked a little bit more u can answer , I am good but ah little stress of work... for example the person will answer why what happened? And u can say short the problem , and if u repeat this u can actually with the time make a friendship with the person
as a german i can say that i really got triggered
ps: auf bier verschütten steht die todesstrafe:D
Bier ist Gülle. Pfui :D
Ich mag bier nicht nwn
@@BritneyLaZonga Verräter, Versager, Feigling. In den Worten eines gewissen jemand aus einem Film, der nicht der Untergang heißt hust hust.
@@benswolo4099 die gesamte bierverweigernde Population ist nichts als das Geschneuz des Deutschen Volkes! SIE IST OHNE EHRE!!!
@@dominikweber4305 GENAU! XD
"You still owe us 200.000.000 euro"
"You really want another War dont you?"
Well, their Wehrmacht is not in the best shape.
@@ilyapopov2818 i know, but it wasnt either in 1933, then hitler came and it was in very good shape within a few Years, if theres the will for it, Germany probably could build up a decent Army too.
@giyamhu mukden hahaha nice joke no one will use nuke in war
It already started in Ukraine it may develop into something bigger who knows
@giyamhu mukden Germany has the capability of building nukes too. They just don't even bother, same with the army.
Being an Ausländer in DE, i also get pretty annoyed by people who talk so loudly on the phone when commuting. 😅
Please be careful travelling in Israel then. People there believe that commute is precisely created for phone conversations. If you know Hebrew you might listen to all sorts of personal stories 🤣
Haha as an Ausländer in DE, I am constantly annoyed at all the people who blast their German rap on their phones on public transport.
W każdym kraju denerwują tacy ludzie...zamin dojedziesz do pracy to jesteś zmęczony ich opowiadaniami😀
The Italians and Germans being friendly angry over Nutella is pure gold
Axis chocolate union
@@internationalspacestation7471 😳
I mean im Bosnian and i would never put nutella in the fridge, i mean just why? It hardens to the point of having to smash it with a chizel and a hammer.
@@abyssstrider2547
Never knew that about Choclate Nattella. I'm an American, who is half German, and this guy cracks me up. But yes, you don't want to drink bottled/soft drinks without refrigerating,, or making them cooler in the freezer first.
Assolutamente SI !!!!!
Non sapevo fossimo così simili 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should have also added Pfandflaschen - never throw them away :D
And if you do, dont throw them into the bin, place them next to the bin. There are people who fish out Pfandflashen, make their job easier!
Its literally free money
"-I hate Rammstein, how can you call that music?
-Raus. Sofort."
Subscribed.
😁 welcome aboard!
@@RadicalLiving Dankeschön! 🤘🏻
I am Colombian and love Rammstein I will say the same ... "Fuera!!"
Ich bin münchner und mag rammstein auch ned
@@dominikweber4305 geht mir genauso.
As a German i laughed so hard, because most of it is so true 🙂
I'm not even from Germany ,but offering me warm beer: A SIN.
A crime truly
I'm German and this is SO AUTHENTIC I LOVE IT It made me laugh so hard ahaha you're cool
Niemand:
Wirklich niemand:
Amerikaner: *schmeißt Pfand weg*
Deutscher: ,,So you've choosen death?"
Ich habe Pfanne gelesen...
death in Buchenwald!! die Lügenpresse!!
machen österreicher auch xD
als schweizer in deutschland pfand wegschmeissen ist für mich standard geworden
@@NuiceT warum? Schmeißt du auch deine 20 Cent Stücke weg?
Wow i didn't expect to see a Video with "Germany" in the title that has the whole comment section written in english
Sei dir da mal nicht so sicher
@@hansherrman5147 ja merk ich grad auch xD
Not the WHOLE... xd
90% sind Deutsche, die auf englisch schreiben. 😂
@@WannabeShady90 Naja, 90% ist vllt übertriebeben. Glaube eher 60%. 😂
These were so good, after living 20 yrs in Germany, these were all on point.
When beer is not refrigerated, many say it’s like luke-warm pee
Nein. Not if the beer is good.
@@IndigoVagrant which brand would you recommend?
@John Smith If you're saying it, it must be true. 🍺🍺🍺
"England plays better football than Germany."
I'm not even from Germany and that triggers me
Croatia plays better than either.
@@MrSloika Too bad it does not have even a small quarter of inventions and achievements than either.
@@ktheterkuceder6825 The UK and Germany have a combined population of 150 million. Croatia has a population of less than 5 million. Besides attacking their neighbors what exactly has Turkey done for the world? In conclusion, fuck off.
@@MrSloika I am albanian.
@@ktheterkuceder6825 Don't be so hard on yourself, it could happen to anybody.
I love how you can't make a threatening face 🤣🤣🤣
😅
Yeah he's cute
As a German, I found that extremely triggering. I was waiting for him to cross a red light. :D
As a german, I cross every red light when there's no car on the street I cross or when they are far away enough and only when there aren't any children that could see this and only when there's no police of course 😂 why shouldn't I go when there's no danger? Some red lights take just a veeeery long time to switch and if there's no one driving on the street or if they're far away, why should I waste my time for no reason? I have ADHD and sometimes I really just can't wait, espacially when I know the red light and it's one of them which take way too much time to switch and there's no one driving on the street, then I really don't give any f. 😂😂
If u *don't* cross the street during a red light in Amsterdam you will be murdered
People always cross red lights in Germany. Usually, one person has to make the first step forward and the rest will follow like a bunch of lemmings.
@@maythesciencebewithyou true
Recently, in Bavaria, an old man was telling off an old couple for crossing in red WHILE crossing in red himself!! 🤣🤣🤣 awww Germans…
Don’t forget about how Germans are too efficient to waste their time on Americans who don’t speak German well. I once tried to use my 2 years of high school German on some Germans, they shut me down very quickly “We all know excellent English,” clearly not wanting to waste their time with me butchering their language lol
Nicht falsch. Many Germans when it comes down to it speak good Englisch. However it might not be as you would think. Most times, we enjoy taking opportunities like that to practice Englisch as you would Deutsch. And if not that, it is simply to help you with whatever it is get done swiftly.
Quite frankly a lot of those are also triggering in so many other countries (wasting good beer, not picking up after your dog, being annoyingly loud in public transport, etc)
But that’s a basic thing, only m*rons don’t respect that
3:51 Brazilians are so opposite
When you buy a new shirt and someone says "oh it's so cute" we automatically say IT WAS ONLY TEN BUCKS IT WAS A SALE
We just need to explain that even if it looks cute it wasn't expensive. Or if it was... How that was bad for our finances lol
I guess flaunting money looks bad for us brazilians.
Same here 🤣 (Portuguese who grew up in Germany)
I'm from Germany and don't really think that many people would be triggered by asking where you got it (especially with the teenagers). But for me, I get always uncomfortable when someone I don't know complements me but it just might be me😅
I’m German actually and I do that too!!! I loooove to share a good deal with everybody lol. Though sometimes I even catch myself making things less expensive than they were if I feel bad for spending as much money on it 🤣
It's not really about not accepting compliments, we just don't like to talk about money or big expenses.
It's nice to have a high quality expensive watch, but I don't think I could ever tell someone the ridiculous amount of money I spent on a watch or smth.
When you talk about a cute shirt or smth you get the exact same reaction of THANKS IT WAS ON SALE or similar.
There is a popular misconception that Germans aren’t funny but you are effing hilarious. You’re making me think to visit. Thanks for the laughs.
Our Humor is dark tho
@@jasonglaubitz7383 good one lmfao
Agree.
@@jasonglaubitz7383 😅👏
@@jasonglaubitz7383 not funny, try again
I like the way the Nutella doubled up as a handy dog turd! 💩😂
Children in Africa could have... Never mind, they are already in Germany.
@@plamenpetrov2014 Ah yes, I see what you mean! I was only guessing the gentleman had used Nutella... can't be sure! 💩😂
That was just a regular turd of a Deutsche Schäferhund
Wouldn't work with cold nutella! 🤣
Oh that’s what it was! I thought it was chocolate frosting!
Love how we Dutch and you Germans have so much in common, Come here to the Netherlands once in a while brother.
Man, you forgot Recycling (Loved going to the recylce spot as a kid and hear the bottles break in the giant bin) as well as being asked "Hi, how are ya?" which should be responded by a German with "Are you being Genuine or you're just full of shit?" Love these Subscribed
Dude is nailing it every single time, so accurate! This is self reflection taken to a whole new level!! Thanks for making me chuckle, smirk and laugh.
You're so welcome!
You forgot this one - Being slow while paying in supermarket. Fire behind you..
Oh yeah, such pressure 😅
I optimized the time I need while doing this, every move is accurate. But then there's the grandma in front of you who needs hours and your day is ruined
I have to admit as an American. That pisses me off too. Why are you taking so long? Move it, buddy. You don't have your credit card ready? WTF?
You forgot walking in a bike lane. OMG I have never been so afraid for my life. Every single biker who passed yelled at me. Also swimming in a river that was apparently a rowing lane for row boats! Got yelled at by a German lady for five minutes nonstop.
Have you tried doing this in the Netherlands tho?
Aaaaaaalter🤣🤣🤣 As a Hungarian, living since 2009 in Germany,I totally agree 👍🤣🤣🤣 My best friend (She's German) says ,that after all this years in Germany I'm more German, than Hungarian 🙈🙈BTW,I have the sem artwork as you have on your wall 💕Much love Chiara's work 🥰
German Nutella is harder than Nutella in other countries because we have tougher bread here. So it gets unusable when you put it into the fridge. Also it's usually not very hot here so it's certainly not necessary.
I was born in Stuttgart as an U.S. army brat. I feel my heart was left there, when my parents took us back to the states. Oh Deutschland, take me back....😭💖🌼
You're always welcome!
I was born also in Baden-Württemberg but as an canadian army brat and im still living Here and hate the german social constructs
@@dribbeldiejustiz Danke, das hat meine Gefühle verletzt.
Translation: Thanks, you hurt my feelings 😭😥😓😭😥😓😥😭😓😭😓
@@dribbeldiejustiz Warum beschwerst du dich, wenn du umziehen kannst ?
@@dribbeldiejustiz then why are you still in germany?😂🤦♂️
everytime he says "raus!" I laughed hard :D
My grangmother use to say this a lot...all the time...for dogs for kids...we live in south of Brazil
I wonder how it spells, n it’s my favorite word now “raus!” 😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂
@@margarethany you can add a little: "SOFORT!" (yes caps lock is necessary) if you want.
@@YaBoi06 2:25 just like the way he says it yes? Love it 😂
That part with the pens on the table is true😂ich ärgere meinen Mann genauso🙂er ist Deutsche😂
I found your channel today by accident. Your videos are hilarious 😂
Whohooo, thx, welcome aboard!
Someone:
Volkswagen is a garbage vehicle.
Gerry:
You've chosen death!
God blesses Germans who speak in English, listening to them while they're talking is the paradise for someone who is actually learning (the voice sound is so clear and pure).
Germany is absolutely the best not only for the bread but also for sweets (cakes, ecc), cooking meat 🍖 and (of course!) beer. By the way when I stayed in Germany I also noticed that people there have strict rules for pedastrians, you mustn't walk on the bycicles sides even if it is a mistake for a little time. Someone will suddenly start yelling at you in their foreign dialect so pls don't cross the invisible borders or the lines drawn on the ground 😂
The thing w the bikes is the same in Switzerland lol😂
Can you tell me some tipes of bread ? I'm genuinely curious becouse I know the bretzel (I don't know if it's correct😅) and the cereal bread or black bread? (I don't know I just translated how I've always called them)
@@AriAri-dm7pz I was in Berlin 5 years ago thanks to a sort of long trip with the school, I ate in hotels and restaurants, now I only remember binges of delicious bread while the others ate the first course enthusiastically: opaque liquid with pieces of white floating sausages (that was disgusting for me).
@@AriAri-dm7pz A Bretzel isn't really bread, it's its own thing. I recommend potato bread/Kartoffelbrot :D
@@AriAri-dm7pz there's so many, like every bakery has about 10-15 or something and they are different everywhere
But i agree with the person above, potato bread is amazing. And in general if the outside is crispy and the inside is really fluffy, it's the best :D
0:02 That opening line about the Nutella is the random type of thing I love to hear in the background of someone's "welcome to my voice mail" greeting.
As a German, having lived in Germany most of my life, this is completely accurate. Ever come to Germany, don't do these things.
Dude, your videos are extremely addicting and can't get enough of these!
And the worst of all: when the guy in front of you at the checkout at the supermarket is way too slow to put his stuff in the bag....
*grabs all groceries in a big hug embrace and delivers credit card to cashier with the toes while you go and strategically pack everything on the counter conveniently installed by the entrance* ,,Danke schön Fraulin, auf Wiedersehen!"
When I returned o Spain people started getting all confused when I would pack at the speed of light :)
Some of them are similar in Poland:
Swap beer for vodka, "best football league" for "worst football league", and make us seat on opposite side of pay4war bench.
Greetings from neighbor.
Well the entire world considers Poland to be more religious and poor version of Germany
@@youtubeflix8033 it does? Never heard that one before, not even as a joke...
I immediately asked "who put the nutella in the fride" then he says the exact same thing. I'm really expressed how fast I confirmed as a German 😂😂
You should add open/closed window for frisches Luft 😁
true! 😄
fresh air I guess? :)
I've just realised how many of these German traits I've acquired as an expat. The UK is driving me nuts 🤣 Going back asap! ✈️
You're right. In the UK we are far too tolerant, far too laid back, far too complacent. We think it's good enough if we just muddle through somehow. It takes a lot of alcohol and a terrible insult for us to get triggered. Very strange!!
I was laughing really hard at the pencils and wanted to go on a murder spree unlike anything seen in the history of mankind at 2:11
And yeah, I felt genuinly upset by all the other stuff.
No doubt about it, I'm German and you did a great job in observing your fellow countrymen. :D
Też podobała mi się scena z ołówkiem...Ordnung muss sein😀
Hell I'm Mexican and even I felt triggered by the warm beer 😂😅
Aquí toman todo caliente, la cerveza, la Coca-Cola nunca las ponen en la nevera
Puta KIDDING KIDDING that’s my favorite word in Spanish 🤩
@@DaveGrohlsprincess haha mine too 😂😂
@@aNniee716 especialmente para la suegra o política corrupta de turno
@@meigab haha nunca falta 😂😂
I bet he used a frozen Nutella in the dog-shit scene.
Definetely 😆
Arrive late , ask a favor to a German in the last minute , cross the Ampel in red
I'll keep it mind, not to do so 😅
I’m moving to Berlin in 3 months and I have been binge watching all your videos!! Absolutely hilarious hahahahahahah
Omg not the pen thing! I had no idea! I went on a road trip with a German recently and he started setting his utensils all parallel on his mat at a restaurant. I started to skew them just like this! Lmao! Then I purposely skewed my own placement!
you forgot the elephant in the room. How to trigger a german? just SMILE at it! got the most diverse of reactions. ahahaha
Smiling is so triggering to Germans that Walmart failed when it tried to open in Germany because the Germans were too uncomfortable with the friendliness etiquette of Walmart employees 😂
@@bellumxyz1421 yea. Because i'm there to buy my potatoes and beer and not to get a blowjob. Thats why overwhelming fake friendliness in a grocery store is absolutly scary and some how psychopathic.
Trigger a german only works wife a fake smile, smile only if you mean it!!!!!!
@@bellumxyz1421 Walmark fale by have to pay over minnimum wage and germans dont like Jombo jumbo Packs
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As a german I say: "sofort abonniert!"
hahaah just found this channel today and I'm loving it!!!!!!
Glad you enjoy it 😊 Welcome aboard!
"The English play better football"
Brazil: "Are you sure about that?"
OMG! I just love your videos
I live in Canada, but my whole family is German and many still live there and your stereotypes of Germans are spot on.
Love it. Keep the videos coming
How dare anyone put the nutella in the fridge
I will start wars if someone does that
Im so happy all the jokes about nutella are in english! That means no angry germans shouting: "DIE NUTELLA" "NEIN BIST DH BLÖD?! ES HEIßT DAS NUTELLA!!" (Btw just saying its die Nutella)
@@YaBoi06 I thoughts it's "der Nutella"
@@FarrahKeks der die and das is right but das Nutella sounds very weird, der Nutella sounds even more weird and most ppl use die
(And die is in my opinion the only one that doesnt sound extremely weird)
@@YaBoi06 oh boy, das ist ja zum Haareraufen
So, class. Can anyone tell me, how WWIII started?
Dude: I hate Rammstein (...).
Me: *surprised Pikachu face with a hint of rage*
You really got me with this one, I actually felt offended for a sec 😂
😁
this is absolutely gorgeous!
this guy is the funniest german I have met ever!
Glad you enjoy my stuff :) Greetings from Bärlin
I love your videos, please make more videos about German culture and how to integrate and make German friends.
0:05 that's Illegal in Italy
i´m not even German, and this got into my soul don´t waste beer!!!!
Oh my god - at 3:59 - that was hilarious! I'm an American who's visited Berlin 3 times in the last 1.5 years, and I LOVE Berlin. I've stayed at a hostel close by Senefelderplatz, and the Americans there said things like this.
By the way, the bread is so good in Germany that I started baking my own bread since this past summer - after my second visit to Germany.
I'll tell you two things that I did to trigger Germans:
1. This past July, I was on the 100 bus at Humboldt University, and I wanted to go around the whole city, and the 100 bus goes around the whole city. Unfortunately, it had one more final stop at Alexanderplatz, where we were forced to get off. Like an idiot, I stayed on the bus, because in the USA, the bus driver would probably let you stay on the bus, especially if you're friendly. Next thing you know, that bus driver hissed at me like a snake!
2. Also on that visit, I visited the DDR Museum, and I bought my ticket from a man with a nice smile, and I left it purposely in my locker. When it was time to leave the museum, you needed to present your ticket. I told the guy with the nice smile who issued my ticket that I'll need to go outside the main museum to the lockers, he had this executioner's look. Once again, I felt 2 nanometers tall.
😂 yeah that's how it is here sometimes. Thanks for sharing!
I almost choked laughing about the first one😂
Reminded me of the time in Uni when I missed my stop cause I fell asleep. The bus driver woke me up at the last stop, insisting that I have to leave the bus cause he had to drive another route, even after I told him my cellphone was dead and I had NO IDEA where tf I was.
Dude just straight up sent me outside and drove away😂
(Made it to class 40mins later after running down the streets hoping to go into the right direction and trying not to have a full-blown panic attack.
But: German punctuality worked, I was there in time😅)
Haha
Here in England, we bought an all day family ticket for a bus and wanted to make a circle. Just to see the full rout of our local bus. We got in the same trouble as you in Berlin when not left the bus at its end point. We had to get out and then to get in again. We were told by the driver that the buses are not for riding around as much as you wish. Aren't they? Though normally local bus drivers are pretty friendly.
@@lorainisrael that’s hilarious!!!!
"Lieber Frau und Kinder schießen, als ein Tropfen Bier vergießen."
Pretty brutal. Have to remember that
What charming nursery rhymes!
I think we could all agree on the beer ones, I mean, who wouldn't be mad at spilling beer and it being hot???
The English from what I hear
In England it is served at room temperature. As it's nearly always coolish here, this usually means cool but not ice-cold.
Sooo many similarities with us Poles! Especially with those from norhern and western parts. The are so many similar things we have and most of the Poles would not admit that in their narrowmindness.
northern and western parts that historically have had a lot to do with Germany. causality? - Don't believe so
When he removed that towl, he declared war.
He declared war on Poland.
I know one single German person in the world, and now I’m addicted to your videos so I can compare you 🤣
😅
I love your videos! You are one of the few Germans that actually understand Germans.
The more videos I watch the more I realize that I would fit in in Germany more than I do in my own country
Arab are like the antonyms of Germans tho. It's like if we took german culture and reversed everything.
Same. 👍
Very good vids! I like the humorous side in them.
When it comes to people talking loudly and for along time on the bus I dont like it either. It takes so much energy to listen to other peoples issues after a long working day and being super tired. And I dont want to be part of other peoples businesses.
Additionally I think one reason why germans are very uncomfortable with noise on busses is, because they need the silence to THINK about stuff...new inventions, ideas perhaps. It might just be part of their culture.
I am scared of how accurate this is
If that was Nutella on the floor, I hope you cleaned that up (cacao is toxic for dogs). Signed, Dutch person who lived too long in Germany already.
I’m Australian and yet I’m so German!! Your videos are so entertaining. Laughing all the way through on this one!!
Yay! Thank you!
"I forgot to put the beer in the fridge, so I just put some ice in your glas."
Most of this was funny, but the Ramstein part triggered me. Ramstein is badass.
That was so funny!! Is this guy a real German??😝😝
Indeed😛
I agree with every single one of these (except for the toast bread, lol), and I'm Hungarian. It must be that 12,5% Saxon blood in me...
Szevasz
This man is really talented
That skit about talking on the bus is funny because I'm always on my phone on the bus because of anxiety😂😂😂😂
Tourists in Greece be like 0:10 all the f time
It's so weird how "money" its the biggest taboo in any way, situation or conversation 😆 There's no way to get out a price from them 😆
Not in Munich actually
Hahaha, these are so relatable!! Thank you for this video! :) As a german myself I think they're hilarious!
I feel called out 🤣
First skit starts and the second he opens the fridge I go: "The fuck, why is there Nutella in the fridge?" 🙈
Putting Nutella inside a fridge is a crime against humanity 😡
Wel done, I felt triggered by the most of it.
lol, I love the painting of the woman with the shotgun in the background, wonder it it was intentional xo
1:35 that could be the Nutella from the fridge
2:47 the pens are social distancing 😂
Love the dog crap in the park vigilante! We need some of that where I live.
2:33 is exactly my German cousin whenever his Filipino mom touches items in his office table😂