Voltaire - When You're Evil (Lyrics)

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  • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
    @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 5 років тому +2547

    I’m the 0.01% of germs that the hand sanitizer can’t remove

    • @rhinoprime9395
      @rhinoprime9395 4 роки тому +19

      It's not that it doesn't it is that it can't

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 4 роки тому +5

      Angel zxre well your in luck superbugs are on the rise. why you may ask? It’s quite simple, over prescriptions of antibiotics.

    • @Nico42048
      @Nico42048 4 роки тому +31

      Well,speaking from 2020,that didn't age well 🤣

    • @alienqueen3324
      @alienqueen3324 4 роки тому +7

      Nico Karnbach
      Yeah lmao 😂

    • @lanamedvidovic7074
      @lanamedvidovic7074 4 роки тому +20

      This just got a whole new meaning😅

  • @mallow6686
    @mallow6686 3 роки тому +2670

    "Miss fortune."
    "Sir prize."
    Take my like and get out of my face

    • @kawaiiwitch4975
      @kawaiiwitch4975 3 роки тому +57

      I didn't notice the second one until you said it

    • @todd3852
      @todd3852 3 роки тому +9

      @@kawaiiwitch4975 I didn’t notice either...

    • @questionmark521
      @questionmark521 3 роки тому +46

      Hey I cant undrestand that part can you explain me?
      Edit:I think I understand now misfortune and surprize right?

    • @mallow6686
      @mallow6686 3 роки тому +8

      @@questionmark521 mmhm!

    • @schmetterling1622
      @schmetterling1622 3 роки тому +4

      @@questionmark521 yep!

  • @heroofmobius6616
    @heroofmobius6616 4 роки тому +3464

    Being evil has never sounded like so much fun.

  • @SpinalFluidDrinker
    @SpinalFluidDrinker 4 роки тому +695

    I'm the shampoo bottle that falls when your in the shower and the rest of you're house is asleep.

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 3 роки тому +13

      who takes a shower when everyone’s asleep

    • @SpinalFluidDrinker
      @SpinalFluidDrinker 3 роки тому +29

      @@oceanman7176 is it not normal? I do it so that everyone leaves me alone and isn't trying to knock and stuff

    • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
      @ScourgeIsBestVillain 3 роки тому +6

      @@oceanman7176 Ummm.....ME?!?!?!?!?

    • @thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978
      @thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 3 роки тому

      @@ScourgeIsBestVillain YOU?!

    • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
      @ScourgeIsBestVillain 3 роки тому

      @@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 In RL, yes. I don't know if Daybreaker takes showers at all. I mean, she has a fire mane and tail. She is the SUN. Luna would be the type to take showers.

  • @ultimateblade4127
    @ultimateblade4127 4 роки тому +7827

    I'm the phone charger that only works when angled a certain way.

    • @volatilemerican6746
      @volatilemerican6746 4 роки тому +509

      Oh my Jesus fucking Christ this is relatable

    • @karmaandchaos9464
      @karmaandchaos9464 4 роки тому +99

      @@RabbitGoBrrr mine is the exact same way, the wiring is all exposed but it works fine. If i try to charge my phone on most other chargers tho, it doesn't work!

    • @bluegloriousgames
      @bluegloriousgames 4 роки тому +109

      Same but with headphones

    • @ThermalsniperN7
      @ThermalsniperN7 4 роки тому +80

      @@bluegloriousgames The agony we suffer through when that happens...

    • @FirstLast-hu2uj
      @FirstLast-hu2uj 4 роки тому +43

      You monster..

  • @obsoleteandroid9348
    @obsoleteandroid9348 5 років тому +1959

    wait, the lyrics are in comic sans,
    truly evil

    • @spartanslaser2139
      @spartanslaser2139 4 роки тому +30

      This is undertale illominote confirmed 😱

    • @emrickazor2610
      @emrickazor2610 4 роки тому +34

      Now I'm hearing Sans' voice noise to the fecking song.....

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 4 роки тому +11

      Then again it was 9 years ago.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 роки тому +11

      @@almostsatan6653 I'll risk getting wooshed, but it's because comic sans is a universally hated font

  • @glitzyghostinthevoid
    @glitzyghostinthevoid 2 роки тому +531

    I love how the song starts as ranting about annoying things, such as rocks in a shoe, but as it progresses, it starts to mention actual evil things.

  • @Alyssa-tf1gk
    @Alyssa-tf1gk 3 роки тому +477

    I'm the anxiety about nothing that hits you while you're having a good day

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 2 роки тому +31

      i'm the sickness in your gut, when you eat too much
      I'm the sense of dreed you have in bed
      i'm the knocking in the wall, i'm the neighbor who killed your dog
      i'm the man in your head, telling you that you should be dead

    • @Bread-O5-3
      @Bread-O5-3 2 роки тому +10

      Oh that is too relatable

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Bread-O5-3 Very.

  • @Gecki-Moria666
    @Gecki-Moria666 7 років тому +2643

    I'm the lego under your feet

    • @kaylaisfandomtrash6218
      @kaylaisfandomtrash6218 7 років тому +154

      Natalie Gutsmiedl
      Slow down Satan no need to get too evil

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 7 років тому +67

      Are you from Double Hell?

    • @artisticmonkey5102
      @artisticmonkey5102 7 років тому +62

      Good lord, sir/madam! Have some decency! How could a being, having a conscience or no, stoop to such levels?!

    • @floododst5164
      @floododst5164 7 років тому +4

      Bad day

    • @kamikazelemming1552
      @kamikazelemming1552 7 років тому +48

      YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE EVIL!

  • @user-wh2nt5ce5r
    @user-wh2nt5ce5r 8 років тому +3079

    im the lego on the floor...

  • @khaisinclair2798
    @khaisinclair2798 2 роки тому +89

    "When the Devil is too busy... And Death's a bit too much... They call on me, by name you see! For my special touch!"
    The perfect lines for an Evil Rogue.

  • @_Spy_
    @_Spy_ 4 роки тому +2345

    Song Lyric: And no one loves you when you're Evil...
    Fangirls *(Including me):* Allow us to introduce ourselves!

  • @whyamihere1738
    @whyamihere1738 4 роки тому +2121

    “No one loves you when you’re evil”
    Have ever been in a fandom before?

  • @drengibami5204
    @drengibami5204 4 роки тому +5603

    I’m the man who mixes M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 роки тому +583

      You fucking barbarian. Even Hitler or Stalin didn't go this far.

    • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
      @RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 роки тому +474

      That’s the most evil thing I ever heard.

    • @uniconwizardsb1122
      @uniconwizardsb1122 3 роки тому +490

      *There are no curses in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Man for this treachery.*

    • @Ops1684
      @Ops1684 3 роки тому +210

      pure evil.

    • @katakurithecalamity9840
      @katakurithecalamity9840 3 роки тому +205

      HOW DARE YOU
      THAT IS A SIN AGAINST GOD

  • @neilnightblade
    @neilnightblade 3 роки тому +160

    I'm the one who leaves "Hello? Hey whatsup?" as their voicemail.

  • @amandamb9800
    @amandamb9800 4 роки тому +234

    I'm that eyelash in your eye,
    I'm that chaffing on your thigh,
    I'm that clogging in your sink,
    I'm that fart that really stinks... lol

    • @joecool4872
      @joecool4872 3 роки тому +11

      Holy shit lmao, underrated comment

    • @siege20beast37
      @siege20beast37 2 роки тому +9

      That...was actually really good

    • @batcatowler1972
      @batcatowler1972 2 роки тому +5

      Now you're going to inspire Voltaire to make, when you're evil, part 2! I need to get him over here lol!

    • @stephenquinn7931
      @stephenquinn7931 2 роки тому +7

      I'm the facemask that always slips off
      I'm the random need to cough
      I'm taste of food after brushing your teeth
      I'm the the lack of a crunch when you step on a leaf

  • @mirabellaacres9331
    @mirabellaacres9331 4 роки тому +3208

    A lyric he should add, "I'm that sock that slides off in your boots."

    • @zoibrenner3766
      @zoibrenner3766 4 роки тому +9

      I did feel that one..

    • @Thrawnmulus
      @Thrawnmulus 4 роки тому +7

      What kind of socks are you wearing? Never had one do that, of course I wear tube socks like an old man

    • @grimm425
      @grimm425 4 роки тому

      That used to happen a lot. But now don't wear socks with boots, my feet do get a bit hurt tho but pain is better than life

    • @alienavery8729
      @alienavery8729 4 роки тому +8

      The itch on the bottom of your foot that you cant get cuz youre wearing shoes you cant slip on and off

    • @snoopsnoop7704
      @snoopsnoop7704 3 роки тому +1

      Accurate 😂😂😂

  • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
    @RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 роки тому +4314

    I’m your favorite show that gets canceled on a cliffhanger.

    • @minecraftgirl1383
      @minecraftgirl1383 4 роки тому +98

      i'm the horror game that scares object terror printer after he got grounded after he yelled at mlp pinkie pie

    • @codacheetah
      @codacheetah 3 роки тому +62

      *cough* Wander Over Yonder

    • @chilltimes4734
      @chilltimes4734 3 роки тому +13

      JFC please stop doing that

    • @notorious-ROB
      @notorious-ROB 3 роки тому +19

      clone high

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 3 роки тому +3

      AAAAAAAAA

  • @shannybear7890
    @shannybear7890 3 роки тому +85

    I once went into a church during service and pretended to be posessed. Scared everyone so bad they ran out

    • @MadMomo666
      @MadMomo666 3 роки тому +8

      I only caught one believer I met on the streets with that trick! TwT
      You are admirably evil.

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 2 роки тому +4

      @@MadMomo666 i think your a fuckin' liar but it's ok because this song is great

    • @southern_child7063
      @southern_child7063 2 роки тому +6

      You my good sir/ma’am, are truly evil XD

    • @MrCool-fj9so
      @MrCool-fj9so Рік тому +2

      I NEED TO HEAR THE FULL STORY 😭

    • @polknolastmane9352
      @polknolastmane9352 6 місяців тому +2

      Niiiiiiiiiicccccccce

  • @Chazcam_Gaming
    @Chazcam_Gaming 3 роки тому +677

    IM THE ENTIRE FRICKIN YEAR OF 2020
    Edit: how did I start a political war?

  • @_Verde
    @_Verde 7 років тому +2616

    I am the corner of the table you always bump your hip into

  • @yeahmarkruffalohuh1312
    @yeahmarkruffalohuh1312 5 років тому +1910

    I'm the advertisement without a skip button.
    I'm the viral video you hate, and that people won't shut up about.
    I'm the mandatory update on your PC.

  • @courtneysroad
    @courtneysroad 4 роки тому +752

    *listens to this song on repeat when in reality I'm the type of girl who literally gets embarrassed when her family gets angry at fast-food employees for mixing up our order*
    Ahaha I'm so evil

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 роки тому +21

      Mood

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 4 роки тому +12

      Wonderland Sweetheart Relatable.

    • @LeprosyNurse
      @LeprosyNurse 3 роки тому +3

      Meeeeeeee

    • @goopy9068
      @goopy9068 3 роки тому +19

      Its not evil to hurt fast food workers, its just cruel. It brings no joy to you, its those that deserve it, or have just a few too many good days. Not fast food workers getting paid mininum wage and having more bad days than good. Youre evil, now go pop a kids balloon

    • @legobattledroid983
      @legobattledroid983 3 роки тому +19

      There is a certain difference between being evil and a jackass

  • @kittymoonlove01
    @kittymoonlove01 3 роки тому +98

    Me: *cries when something cute is around me and can’t hurt a fly*
    Also me: And it’s so easy when you’re evil!!!

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 9 років тому +3030

    I can't be the only one who thinks this could be the perfect choice for a disney villain song

    • @lsmith5808
      @lsmith5808 9 років тому +35

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari youre not I feel the same way

    • @nathantincher1644
      @nathantincher1644 9 років тому +104

      I thought this song would go great as Count Olaf's theme song. If you don't know he is the villan in A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a book series by lemony snicket

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 9 років тому +28

      Nathan Tincher I know count olaf and he would seem pretty perfect for this song :)

    • @nataliegrace840
      @nataliegrace840 8 років тому +8

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari i think the same thing

    • @nataliegrace840
      @nataliegrace840 8 років тому +4

      that would be perfect!

  • @LordRyan88
    @LordRyan88 5 років тому +3688

    I'm the live action Disney remake no one ask for.

  • @unknownroyalty9787
    @unknownroyalty9787 4 роки тому +181

    I’m the person litsening to evil songs while scrolling through comment

  • @MakutaNazo
    @MakutaNazo 4 роки тому +105

    This fellas. Is TRUE Chaotic Evil.

  • @KittyxGrimm
    @KittyxGrimm 8 років тому +2288

    Is it just me or does this sound like it would make a great tango? For some reason, I picture a tango between the villain and the heroine of any story.

    • @NANA-vt2fw
      @NANA-vt2fw 8 років тому +18

      me 2

    • @toluca8371
      @toluca8371 8 років тому +294

      Or the hero
      I'm totally up for a gay villian, not gonna lie

    • @LonnekeVerharen
      @LonnekeVerharen 8 років тому +7

      +cadel_solo same

    • @KittyxGrimm
      @KittyxGrimm 8 років тому +13

      cadel_solo I’m cool with that too. :)

    • @NoodlesNaruto
      @NoodlesNaruto 8 років тому +41

      Something Reaver and the Hero from Fable would do 😂 I really hope someone knows what I'm talking about

  • @zeecaptainz
    @zeecaptainz 7 років тому +822

    i'm the snooze alarm that never rings

    • @uiuna1
      @uiuna1 7 років тому +21

      i'm the broken mattress spring

    • @FeddytheReal
      @FeddytheReal 7 років тому +16

      I'm the Water Temple to your life

    • @uiuna1
      @uiuna1 7 років тому +17

      i'm the boss that brings you strife

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 7 років тому +5

      ***** u good with rhymes m8

    • @uiuna1
      @uiuna1 7 років тому +8

      they're great

  • @PrimeofthePrimates
    @PrimeofthePrimates 3 роки тому +88

    Make a petition to make this song national anthem of 2020's decade.

  • @loneshewolf3309
    @loneshewolf3309 4 роки тому +200

    My kid said this sounds like a Disney villain song. I said Ha Ha, you're right! Kids are so perceptive and funny!

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 5 років тому +2678

    I'm the 100% loading screen that is still ironically not loading.

  • @robjuarez7710
    @robjuarez7710 5 років тому +1681

    I’m the man she tells you not to worry about

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 4 роки тому +177

    When people think of chaos, they think of wild fever dreams, distorted colours, or meaningless babble.
    To me, chaos is the orchestrated set of events that result in a *bad day*

    • @ozone20rulez
      @ozone20rulez 3 роки тому +7

      @Anton Babani Haha. Forgot I wrote this.
      I was thinking about how the worst things in my life always start small. A stubbed toe, or butter than just won't spread, puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day and bad things keep happening.

    • @martakazmierczak310
      @martakazmierczak310 3 роки тому

      The most relatable thing. I have one of those every day

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 3 роки тому +2

      That in no way qualifies as chaos, but I can still relate.

  • @gaybot8375
    @gaybot8375 4 роки тому +682

    I'm the romantic fanfiction about two characters who hate each other and are already dating other people.

    • @weirdstuff886
      @weirdstuff886 4 роки тому +28

      Perfection

    • @onyx_ghost1614
      @onyx_ghost1614 3 роки тому +45

      Jeff The Killer x Jane basically
      Cus
      Uh
      Jane is a married lesbian,
      And Jeff obvi. is in a relationship with his knife

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 3 роки тому +30

      That Fox Named Blu
      i’m the person who brings creepypasta into other conversaions

    • @reelodeelo4502
      @reelodeelo4502 3 роки тому +5

      That Fox Named Blu Jane is married or are you shipping her with someone?

    • @onyx_ghost1614
      @onyx_ghost1614 3 роки тому +7

      Shes cannonly married (original story where she was an adult set after Jeff by the government or something like that). Her wife's name is Mary

  • @udesterswag
    @udesterswag 4 роки тому +1542

    I’m the telltale game that kills all of your favorite characters no matter what choice you make

    • @Placebobeans
      @Placebobeans 4 роки тому +31

      Last of us 2...

    • @denkithepikachu395
      @denkithepikachu395 3 роки тому +38

      Danganronpa 😭😭😭

    • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
      @ScourgeIsBestVillain 3 роки тому +8

      The Walking Dead...Remind me ALL the characters that dies even when you make good choices that COULD have saved them? There was the Clem fake out death...Kenny and Lee dies no matter WHAT you do...

    • @shadowedcypher537
      @shadowedcypher537 3 роки тому +9

      @@ScourgeIsBestVillain Sarah, who you can save, only to die in nearly the same situation later in that episode.

    • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
      @ScourgeIsBestVillain 3 роки тому +1

      @@shadowedcypher537 Sarah! How could I forget SARAH?!? I loved Sarah... ;(

  • @HolaHola-ib3jq
    @HolaHola-ib3jq 5 років тому +2345

    I'm the homework you suddenly remember at eleven pm on a Sunday.

  • @anneliesehenderson9991
    @anneliesehenderson9991 3 роки тому +71

    I love how Miss Fortune and Sir Prize are a double irony thing
    Miss Fortune: good! but misfortune as well, bad.
    Sir Prize: good! a prize! but surprise: no, probably not good.

    • @aknight6480
      @aknight6480 2 роки тому +3

      Never noticed that. Thanks for pointing that out

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Рік тому

      @@LightningShade12 Eh not really

  • @pauljohnson3739
    @pauljohnson3739 4 роки тому +34

    UA-cam: Our videos aren't evil.
    Satan: Hold my beer.

  • @Flaminstarwarsguy851
    @Flaminstarwarsguy851 8 років тому +2608

    He says that no one loves you when you're evil but that's a total lie. Villains get *all* the fangirls. Why else would girls flock to the bad boys?

  • @dr.horrible5468
    @dr.horrible5468 6 років тому +1974

    "To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize" Alrighty, can we just hold up real quick and appreciate how WELL that line was written?

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 6 років тому +15

      yeah

    • @jeannietraverso903
      @jeannietraverso903 6 років тому +153

      I love how on their own Prize and Fortune are good things,but then when they add Miss and Sir it instantly changes the meaning.

    • @jaded8578
      @jaded8578 6 років тому +55

      it took me five stupid years to figure it out

    • @1990tcyta
      @1990tcyta 6 років тому +7

      GreyedInterests please enlighten me

    • @Darcy04141
      @Darcy04141 6 років тому +87

      "Surprise" is Sir Prize. "Misfortune" is Miss Fortune. Sneaky sneaky

  • @MuscleCarsLoveMe
    @MuscleCarsLoveMe 3 роки тому +86

    I’m the man that makes a “karaoke” version of a song but doesn’t include any lyrics

  • @neji9987
    @neji9987 4 роки тому +135

    I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza.
    I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music.
    I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open.
    I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides.
    I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 3 роки тому +4

      I know right I hate when someone adds pineapples to my mayo-pear pizza

    • @lazarus5993
      @lazarus5993 3 роки тому +5

      WTF? mayo, pears, and pineapple on pizza? Have you no soul? I honestly think my taste buds would commit suicide.

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 3 роки тому +1

      @@lazarus5993 but they'd come back to life like Lazarus himself

    • @Commie-Comrade
      @Commie-Comrade 3 роки тому +5

      D20 isn't too bad, ever stepped on a D4? I did, in the middle of night after returning from the toilet.

  • @nagywywy
    @nagywywy 6 років тому +1978

    Nothing screams evil more than red comic sans.

  • @neond6740
    @neond6740 8 років тому +4014

    This sounds like the theme song of someone destined to do evil, and just accepts it, preferring not to fight fate.

    • @goodmorninghinata-kun3322
      @goodmorninghinata-kun3322 8 років тому +103

      Really I can only think of the Devil but this guy only shows up when he's too busy so I got nothing

    • @JT044-iz1cv
      @JT044-iz1cv 8 років тому +10

      +Dreamer511 freddy kruger

    • @PiePierrot
      @PiePierrot 8 років тому +37

      +Dreamer511 Mr. Hyde?

    • @ascendingsoup5518
      @ascendingsoup5518 8 років тому +17

      +Dreamer511 Or Malphas. He seems the most logical.

    • @if3660
      @if3660 8 років тому +28

      +Dreamer511 M.night shamalan? Justin bieber? The guy who invented Lenny face?

  • @valentinkambushev4968
    @valentinkambushev4968 Рік тому +18

    Big Jack Horner's favorite song.

  • @shadenightwalker904
    @shadenightwalker904 3 роки тому +27

    Them: And no one loves you when you're evil
    Me a person who always falls in love with villains and evil characters whether it be from games or Anime: Liar

    • @catherinerogers8558
      @catherinerogers8558 3 роки тому +2

      i don't think whoever wrote this song has ever heard of fandom XD

    • @vesperrose666
      @vesperrose666 Рік тому +1

      oh the shame 😩😢 😔
      Same here

  • @vex3414
    @vex3414 5 років тому +1460

    I'm the crappy wifi connection that keeps shutting down.

  • @maramackenzie-mann
    @maramackenzie-mann 5 років тому +2110

    I'm the homework you forgot.
    I'm the broken mail slot.
    I'm the eyelash in your eyes.
    I'm the stich in your side.
    I'm the hiccup in your chest.
    I'm the hair in your vest.
    I'm the thirst when you sleep.
    I'm the pain when you weep.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 4 роки тому +163

    When zoroark's not in galar
    and grimmsnarl's a bit too much
    And you need a decent dark type
    That don't need no sucker punch
    To the psychics I'm a phobia
    To the ghosts I am demise
    But call for me by any name
    I got dark pulse, snarl, and throat spray
    I'm the cutiefly in your soup
    I'm the dwebble in your shoe
    The hypno by your bed
    itching to get in your head
    I'm the unnecessary crit
    The shiny killed within one hit
    cubone's mother long since died
    and I'm the reason why
    Oh it's so easy when your thievul
    this is the life you see
    giritina tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm thievul
    and I do it all for free
    whatever to achieve my victory
    While there's trainers to make sad
    while there's berries to be had
    while I may not learn trick
    I still remain cunning and slick
    I'll be there
    I'll be waiting at rout 7
    life's a game I'm glad I'm in it
    ever since I was a nickit
    Oh it's so easy when your thievul
    this is the life you see
    giritina tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm thievul
    and I do it all for free
    whatever to achieve my victory

    • @futurepsilon
      @futurepsilon 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf? I don't understand

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 3 роки тому +14

      I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark-type. And I promise on my F.E.A.R Soul.
      To do as i am told, Lord Yveltal has never seen a Mon like me, who not only does his job, but does it happily. 2:30

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 3 роки тому +19

      I'm your foe's crit earthquake
      I'm the banettes in the hall
      knowing hypnosis and dream eater
      I'm far worse than team skull
      I'm the honnedge in your back
      my color scheme red and black
      I'm Mina's messed up art
      Defeatist, truant, and slow start
      Oh it's so easy when your thievul
      this is the life you see
      giritina tips his hat to me
      I do it all because I'm thievul
      and I do it all for free
      whatever to achieve my victory

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 3 роки тому +1

      @@futurepsilon I take it you're not familiar with Pokemon.

    • @Chaotic_Crow
      @Chaotic_Crow 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadlydingus1138 is it okay if I make a weavil version?

  • @wannabe1me927
    @wannabe1me927 3 роки тому +52

    I’m the phone that dies quickly, but stays at 1% for hours

  • @ROLLER__MOBSTER
    @ROLLER__MOBSTER 5 років тому +852

    I'm the Lego on the floor,
    I'm the gum on the door,
    I'm the nail in the board you meet,
    I'm the cramp in your feet.

    • @localforestwitch7215
      @localforestwitch7215 4 роки тому +6

      y-you MONSTER!

    • @jaqenhghar4651
      @jaqenhghar4651 4 роки тому +4

      For a second I thought it was _gun_ not gum.
      *EITHERWAY IT'LL STILL WORK (CRACKS SHOTGUN)*

    • @adragon2462
      @adragon2462 2 роки тому +11

      I’m the figure in the dark,
      I’m the man that goes berserk,
      I’m the demon in your dreams,
      I’m the terror in your screams.
      Oh it’s so easy when your evil,
      The feeling to feel so free,
      Even the devil invites me for tea,
      I do it all cause I’m evil,
      So the next time you see me,
      I swear I’ll be your final tears and pleas.
      ~Violin plays~

    • @konya9608
      @konya9608 10 місяців тому +2

      İts gave me the goosebumps🥶

  • @DogMechanic
    @DogMechanic 7 років тому +824

    I'm the grease that jumps out of the pan at you when you're making bacon.

    • @wynbarrett2989
      @wynbarrett2989 7 років тому +9

      dmgemini162 wat

    • @dmgemini1622
      @dmgemini1622 7 років тому +8

      Yes Sir, every word I wrote above is true. She left me after 22 years of the most intense and close relationship I had imagined in my life; after ten months of deep melancholy, I felt my heart beating for another woman and I instantly stopped to feel the sorrow.

    • @loreleihaywood4673
      @loreleihaywood4673 6 років тому +2

      Making bacon?

    • @theonlycompetentgamer1118
      @theonlycompetentgamer1118 6 років тому +3

      dmgemini162 Blood Bacon?
      My favorite!

    • @littlejerden4043
      @littlejerden4043 6 років тому

      DogMechanic

  • @darktooth4576
    @darktooth4576 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m the sneeze that shits your pants,
    I’m the pineapple on your pizza,
    I’m the false school cancellation in the email,
    I’m the clog that backs up into your drain,
    I’m the scratch on your disk,
    I’m the mosquito on you when you sleep,
    I’m the doddler in the fast lane on the highway.

  • @justforfunentertainment7076
    @justforfunentertainment7076 3 роки тому +194

    "To gentlemen, I'm miss fortune. To the ladies, I'm sir prize."
    Being a genderfluid person be like

    • @Sky-TheYouTubeAccount
      @Sky-TheYouTubeAccount 3 роки тому +15

      FELLOW GENDERFLUID PERSON.

    • @lilithhyde1592
      @lilithhyde1592 3 роки тому +3

      Hi

    • @Salem.Starburst
      @Salem.Starburst 2 роки тому +4

      F e l l o w g e n d e r f l u i d s

    • @xyzxyz4643
      @xyzxyz4643 2 роки тому +6

      I am cis... But fuck I now demand gender fluid Disney villain. Who wins pls

    • @mr.monhon5179
      @mr.monhon5179 2 роки тому +5

      At which temperature does a genderfluild person become gendersolid?

  • @frogprincekt6754
    @frogprincekt6754 5 років тому +773

    I'm that little line of dust that won't go in the dustpan

    • @cubingthings2017
      @cubingthings2017 5 років тому +16

      I cant believe you done this

    • @cryingangel1247
      @cryingangel1247 5 років тому +14

      What curse have you brought to our land

    • @zeasea2519
      @zeasea2519 4 роки тому +2

      when you have the clean the end hall and you get told to do it again because of that dAmn line.

    • @rukukaru2450
      @rukukaru2450 4 роки тому

      I'm the gal that don't want your likes to be an even number

  • @BooksandBuns
    @BooksandBuns 6 років тому +321

    I'm that feeling that you get when you forget why you went into a room for.

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 Місяць тому +2

    *"Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me*
    *Not only does his job, but does it happily"*
    Why did that line legit give me chills

  • @michellemorgan6784
    @michellemorgan6784 2 роки тому +8

    This song helps my anxiety go away, and calms me down. I love this song. I listen to this song every day. A couple times a day. I always sing along to it as well.

  • @N0glin
    @N0glin 5 років тому +786

    "hey that was a pretty good song"
    * glances at comments *
    "huh, would you look at that, it just got a thousand times better"

    • @Braindamagedpotato
      @Braindamagedpotato 4 роки тому +5

      EVIL

    • @acatonachair1162
      @acatonachair1162 3 роки тому +4

      @@Braindamagedpotato no, i am evil. I have screwed with the perfect balance of likes. Come at me.

    • @Braindamagedpotato
      @Braindamagedpotato 3 роки тому +2

      @@acatonachair1162 525 likes, just as it should be

    • @itsa.a.w4837
      @itsa.a.w4837 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes haha!

    • @N0glin
      @N0glin 3 роки тому

      @@itsa.a.w4837 bruh

  • @TheArmouredAlechemist
    @TheArmouredAlechemist 10 років тому +342

    Just remember come to the evil side,
    we have cookies...

  • @tomcorlissjr3815
    @tomcorlissjr3815 9 днів тому +3

    I'm the credit card machine that always denies your card.

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +8

    The true evil in this song are the uncomfortably long cuts in the music
    I love it

  • @DioLT
    @DioLT 7 років тому +334

    I'm the guy who sips his soups like slhlshshlhsslh... What an asshole...

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 7 років тому +3

      Aazoth Of the Jungle
      Finally, someone got it! xD

    • @bonfirefodder7208
      @bonfirefodder7208 7 років тому +7

      DioLT got what? i heard it from the crab!

    • @bonfirefodder7208
      @bonfirefodder7208 7 років тому +1

      DioLT still dunno what that means!

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 7 років тому +2

      Aazoth Of the Jungle
      ...I'm so confused right now... It was a reference to Game Grumps, and I thought you mentioned the crab from their Zelda playthrough xD

    • @bonfirefodder7208
      @bonfirefodder7208 7 років тому +2

      DioLT i was referring to it too XD zelda mentions she has no clue what the crab in her dream meant, early in the series

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 5 років тому +3477

    Im the pair of headphones that only work on one side

    • @titanplayer500
      @titanplayer500 5 років тому +58

      B-atiful! HEY NOW! I'm totally deaf on one side so I prefer it when my headphones only works on one side.

    • @SuperTim-cr8hi
      @SuperTim-cr8hi 5 років тому +29

      I Knew You Were The Cause Of My Headphone Problem B-atiful!

    • @Dir_Grobbman
      @Dir_Grobbman 5 років тому +38

      That's actually how im listening to this lol

    • @psychicpebbles7910
      @psychicpebbles7910 5 років тому +31

      So you're the one that's been messing up the right side of every headphone I use

    • @samanthanicholson3661
      @samanthanicholson3661 5 років тому +14

      I'm literally experiencing that right now 😂

  • @MurtorSH
    @MurtorSH 8 місяців тому +5

    "It feels so good doing no good." - Dr. Nogood, Ducktales

  • @hackman669
    @hackman669 9 місяців тому +5

    This is my favorite Halloween song. Play it during elections, speeches or boring sermons. Its all the same.

    • @FelopeLoope
      @FelopeLoope 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro me too, this song should be used every Halloween

  • @nikobellic1854
    @nikobellic1854 9 років тому +677

    The song I hear when I think about my math teacher....

    • @Thomas-qy3ox
      @Thomas-qy3ox 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @Raw_Salad
      @Raw_Salad 9 років тому +32

      Zlatko Dijanic It sucks when you have a terrible math teacher. Its really fun when you have a fun and engaging math teacher though.

    • @nikobellic1854
      @nikobellic1854 9 років тому +8

      Atrius II Well my teacher isn't that bad unless you piss him off

    • @Camarillian
      @Camarillian 9 років тому +9

      I think of this song when I think of my Welsh teacher....
      He doesn't care about your friendship
      -_- "Sir Are getting a test in this?"
      OH YOU JUST REMINDED ME, YES
      Dammit Max, Max wtf! Max he forgot dammit
      I DIDN'T KNOW!
      Does sir break up the insults
      Hell no, let the name calling flow

    • @connordoyle7603
      @connordoyle7603 9 років тому +2

      ROYAL PSYCHO evil

  • @corylusbluefox9482
    @corylusbluefox9482 5 років тому +2257

    Can we take a second for the violin though?

    • @saathviksharma9986
      @saathviksharma9986 5 років тому +83

      Corylus Bluefox I know dude the violin is actually perfect

    • @michaelcastro1944
      @michaelcastro1944 5 років тому +87

      A second? That was dope. We need to study it for months

    • @Rickety-Rick
      @Rickety-Rick 5 років тому +62

      A month? We need to set up classes in schools worldwide to study and appreciate it

    • @ainsleywelch876
      @ainsleywelch876 5 років тому +15

      666th like.

    • @rebeccamichael626
      @rebeccamichael626 5 років тому +7

      At certain parts of the solo, I couldn't tell if it was a violin or a viola.

  • @Baransu6644
    @Baransu6644 3 роки тому +14

    I'm the rusty nail you stepped on.
    I'm the fire on your lawn.
    I'm the wasp nest in your car.
    I'm the poison in every cigar
    I'm the tar you're stuck in.
    I'm the reason for every sin.
    I'm the fear in your heart that tears your world apart.

  • @youtubecreators384
    @youtubecreators384 5 місяців тому +6

    I'm the glitch that slows your computer.

  • @addisonwelsh
    @addisonwelsh 4 роки тому +750

    These are the best types of villains: the ones that are pure evil, but that you can't help but love

    • @thecat77758
      @thecat77758 2 роки тому +17

      IKR

    • @dhaqabk4022
      @dhaqabk4022 2 роки тому +11

      Lorne Malvo and Ramsay Bolton: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @dakotamatheson9884
      @dakotamatheson9884 Рік тому +8

      Mephiles The Dark from Sonic The Hedgehog.

    • @graveslayer9666
      @graveslayer9666 Рік тому +6

      Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Frieza (Dragonball), Ridley (Metroid) and Hades (Kid icarus: uprising)

    • @keithkekenbosch9289
      @keithkekenbosch9289 Рік тому +5

      DIO Brando!

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 8 років тому +7757

    Voltaire needs to voice a Disney villain one of these days.

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 8 років тому +103

      Agree

    • @DeadlyTowersSux
      @DeadlyTowersSux 8 років тому +237

      +minutemuse Agreed; he certainly has the voice for it

    • @jakevuolo6621
      @jakevuolo6621 7 років тому +62

      definitly.

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 7 років тому +165

      I'm surprised he hasn't yet

    • @fraggy725
      @fraggy725 7 років тому +33

      Yup but no mustache

  • @TheCellarDoor.
    @TheCellarDoor. 3 роки тому +8

    I've looked for this song for 5 actual years, FUCKING FINALLY

  • @oscarmartinez8649
    @oscarmartinez8649 3 роки тому +8

    I’m that one old embarrassing memory that keeps you up at night.

  • @ronvolz8241
    @ronvolz8241 6 років тому +327

    I am the sneeze that refuses to come out

  • @RukiaAliceHush
    @RukiaAliceHush 5 років тому +900

    I'm the sound that keeps you up,
    I'm the crash of a cup,
    I'm the shuffle in the grass,
    I'm your reflection in glass.

  • @gigithecatperson
    @gigithecatperson Рік тому +5

    10 years ago?? I've been listening to this song for couple of years had absolutely NO idea it was that old! A masterpiece ❤️.

  • @sassyraccoon3969
    @sassyraccoon3969 7 місяців тому +5

    I haven't heard this in song in years

  • @nightrickacid605
    @nightrickacid605 5 років тому +468

    I'm the drawing that disappears after 3 hours of work.

  • @EnderCorePL
    @EnderCorePL 5 років тому +1439

    I'm the lowest FPS
    I'm the glitching at its best
    I'm the ping reaching sky
    I'm the kid screaming into mic

    • @volatilemerican6746
      @volatilemerican6746 4 роки тому +28

      My God you monster lmfao

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 4 роки тому +63

      I’m the loading going slow
      I’m the game being thrown
      I’m the rage being built
      And you know how that felt

    • @kobekentseas701
      @kobekentseas701 4 роки тому

      PCMR

    • @StormcrowX
      @StormcrowX 4 роки тому +11

      I'm the aim botting script kiddy. I'm the toxic community.

    • @minecraftgirl1383
      @minecraftgirl1383 4 роки тому +3

      i'm the object invasion creepypasta phone's suicide!

  • @erickamakeeaina1649
    @erickamakeeaina1649 3 роки тому +12

    For a long time I assumed that by 'When your evil' He meant it in the normal sense, of someone who's evil.
    However actually piecing it with the Lyrics, I think he's being literal. I think this isn't just supposed to be a really evil person, but rather the literal abstract concept of Evil, tormenting humanity.

  • @polychroniostaxiarchou8694
    @polychroniostaxiarchou8694 4 роки тому +23

    I am the Eipstein that killed himself in a parallel universe

  • @skyd751
    @skyd751 6 років тому +728

    "Miss Fortune. Sir Prize."
    *I see what you did, Voltaire--*

  • @aatroxvaux
    @aatroxvaux 7 років тому +225

    miss fortune....
    sir prize....
    well done, voltaire. well done.

  • @georgeradmann8420
    @georgeradmann8420 3 роки тому +8

    When you get to be an impostor in Among Us

  • @robowolfgaming8775
    @robowolfgaming8775 3 роки тому +11

    I'm the guy who invented lag in video games

  • @Yamashta
    @Yamashta 7 років тому +251

    I'm the cold spot in your microwaved food

    • @RedBoi1337
      @RedBoi1337 7 років тому +10

      I'm the crunch in your tuna

    • @oliviarein1599
      @oliviarein1599 6 років тому +1

      山下オリバー oh god

    • @cristaltophat
      @cristaltophat 6 років тому +1

      Damn you, Always ruining my breakfast burritos, It says 2 minutes for a Reason.

  • @jaylynnk.2960
    @jaylynnk.2960 8 років тому +245

    I always thought it said "im the demon in your bed" maybe its just me

    • @skadi2411
      @skadi2411 8 років тому +75

      I'm the crack on the condom
      I'm the doctor saying you'll be mom
      I'm the complication in your aborption
      I'm the germ on the scalpel
      I'm the seed sending you to hell

    • @Kimiko958
      @Kimiko958 8 років тому +1

      +Jaylynn Kellar (WinsisterAngel666) same here :P

    • @FlintMoorehead
      @FlintMoorehead 8 років тому +23

      +Skadi you sick fuck.... I like it keep it up.

    • @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
      @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 8 років тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sonyasmith2084
      @sonyasmith2084 8 років тому +2

      +Skadi Got me

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 3 місяці тому +5

    I like how theres two jokes in the "Miss Fortune" and "Sir Prize" titles;
    1.) The obvious wordplay on misfortune and surprise.
    2.) The fact that many evil people and characters like the Devil try to portray themselves as charming bringers of fortune and prizes, when in reality; SURprise, they bring you MISfortune.

  • @SikandarKhan-ys1ik
    @SikandarKhan-ys1ik 2 роки тому +2

    As a spiritualist belonging to Sufi Order of Chishtiya Qadirriyya who has 20 years of experience of fighting the forces of evil having fought the house of iblees/satan directly multiple times, I testify this song is a perfect depiction of the house of satan

  • @ravelterthetraveler
    @ravelterthetraveler 5 років тому +808

    **reading the "I'm the ______" comments in Voltaire's voice** Y'all need to make a parody with these comments ._.

  • @jihef03
    @jihef03 9 років тому +248

    Ironically enough, there is a good chance that only a few villains would identify to this song. Like they say, "villains are the heroes of their own stories".

    • @odinsnivygunner
      @odinsnivygunner 9 років тому +45

      It's always the victors that write history. So if the victor thinks themself a hero, then the loser is the villian.

    • @odinsnivygunner
      @odinsnivygunner 9 років тому +2

      And vice versa.

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 8 років тому

      +Lord south That's kinda what I'm thinking...

    • @MarsMann6754
      @MarsMann6754 8 років тому +3

      +Lord south batman doesn't know if he's good. he hurts people, is that what a good guy does? but he does it for justice. but does that make it just?

    • @MarsMann6754
      @MarsMann6754 8 років тому +1

      what do you mean what?

  • @fire7destiny434
    @fire7destiny434 3 роки тому +6

    I'm the lego that you stepped on.

  • @The.Cat.Ghost.Thingy
    @The.Cat.Ghost.Thingy Місяць тому +4

    i'm the unskippable ad you had to watch for that 5 second video

  • @mitchsorrenstein3534
    @mitchsorrenstein3534 5 років тому +189

    I'm the fly that won't stop flying around your ears.

    • @harryfleutv666
      @harryfleutv666 4 роки тому +4

      Questionable Quinton I’m the plush UA-cam channel that recycles its jokes and keeps the same, annoying character just for money and more views (SML/Jeffy)

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 4 роки тому

      @@harryfleutv666 hey cmon no

  • @pokevillainconnoisseur1356
    @pokevillainconnoisseur1356 6 років тому +149

    I’m the puddle you’ve stepped on with your socks.

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 5 років тому +2

      That is precisely why I always wear shoes in a house full of dogs. X3

  • @deathstarkille22
    @deathstarkille22 3 роки тому +5

    this is the only good 'recommended for you' youtube has ever given me, ahahaha, i love this song

  • @rexss90
    @rexss90 4 роки тому +9

    I'm the netflix adaptation of your favorite anime

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 3 роки тому +2

      That is TRULY evil