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You know as I sit here eating my lunch listen to this audio I can picture in my mind's eye The Listener walking up to you as you stand there brushing their hands over your hairy chest and looking at up at you with a devilish smile on her face
“You know what that finger means?” Me a ✨nerd✨:“Actually the original use for that finger as an insult originated from a war between the French and the British. When an archer was capture the middle finger would be cut off to prevent the archer from shooting properly. As a result French archers would flook off(flip off) the British army with the middle finger to show that they still can shoot with accuracy.” 😅
The attacker: C'mon at least we'll have fun! *Takes me by her arm* Me: Let me go! I'm not interested!! My Werewolf bf: What is the meaning of this?! You think You could get My girl without passing through me first! *Attacks them* *After the attack* Me: Thank You! *Cries of joy as she hugs him* I-I was so scared My werewolf bf: Don't worry, It's okay... I'm here *hugs her back and kisses her forehead*
I am so happy to have a werewolf for a boyfriend, had a smirk on my face the whole time after they broke in cause I just knew they were gonna regret it when you got back 💜🐺
i've always liked your videos. They're interesting fun and a Larry us. I've always really liked your videos. Just wanted to say thank you. Hope you keep on making more videos.😊
Your repertoire of voices continues to grow and gets better every audio. Keep up the great work! Oh, and going to remember cranky Karens the next time I go shopping.
(After the attack)... Dade: We got a mess to clean up. Me: Don't worry Wolf baby. I gotcha! (Grabs shovel, mop, and bleach). Thank you Wolf baby for coming to my rescue 😘⚔️💯
Someone made my gf cry Do da do da That someone is gonna die Owdy do da day Don't matter to me If they're authority You made her cry, You chose to die Owdy do da day Edit: I couldn't help myself
It's sad we need to carry items to protect ourselves this day and age. It isn't hard to learn basic human decency, yet everyone makes it so difficult. People are ridiculous.
Ok, I officially have a new favorite on this channel: I. LOVED. THIS!! 🥰After the "mess" is cleaned up, I'm gonna cook up that BBQ as a reward for saving me 😉 Awesome work all around, Dade!💜
The way that initial interaction up to the middle finger was almost verbatim an experience I had when I was 14. Eugh. Like, well done but eugh. DW, I had/have feral, overprotective younger and taller siblings and more than enough capability to defend myself now
The creep: Not you, yo man. *Porceeds to rant about how he thinks we're lying* Me: Oh ya, then who's he? Babe: *growling behind him* Creep: You got like a dog in the garage? Me: Nope, just a werewolf. Creep: A what? Babe: WEREWOLF! Me: Hey babe.😊
@@DadeAudio it's ok now I'm trying to get over it, and the man that did this he's in jail now for a long long time so I'm trying my best to be happy, thank you♡
As a woman, this whole situation was appropriately shown as nightmarish...😨so I did, in a twisted way, enjoy hearing the werewolf unleash vengeance to rectify the situation. 😈
Ok why was my first thought after listening to him tell them to run was "good boy" am I that messed up to say that or no? Edit: ok so I just realized when they broke in my first thought as well was the song "my boyfriends back and your gonna get in trouble" am I this messed up or what.(Also I was laughing so hard while hearing this because I would insult them and it would take them hours to realize I did)
When you do your scenes like the fight between the bad guys and you, do you record separately and paste them together or you you just record it all in one go? I don't know why, but the thought of you very quickly swapping from growling werewolf to screaming victim makes me kind of chuckle.
I do it in a sequence, so usually back and forth. But, for like the fight scene like that ,it's more like do the 'attacking' sounds then do the screaming attacked sounds and splice them together later.
Yeah I'm fine I'm not stopping you you can do whatever the heck you want with those guys they cornered me and you can bite their heads off I don't mind one bit you do what you got to do okay just be careful! 😌💕
Some dudes cornered me in the parking lot and I told them I was with you but if you want to bite their heads off I don't care that they're not my problem and also you have my permission to do as you please! 😌
Not me being a nerd and watching this back and being like "actually, the middle finger was a threat in history, it was like a 'I WILL fuck you!' So no, I am not asking for it"
I seriously can’t make this up when I say I ran into a creepy ass cashier today I ran out feeling threatened. (Read Story below)👇🏻 I was buying wrapping paper today and all the sudden the cashier says “you should buy a metal pipe that can fit in here.” I asked him why and he said “well, if someone were to break into your house you’d have a metal pipe inside, and he’d never see it coming when you go to beat the shit out of him.” I didn’t know wtf he said so I was just like what did you say?? Then he goes on saying “yeah, and then you could probably use it to clean up the blood. I’d wrap him up in wrapping paper to make him look all pretty afterwards.” What the actual fu{k?? I walked out of there looking over my shoulder to make sure I wasn’t being followed and looked around to make sure I wasn’t alone. I’m 17, why would you need to tell me this. And what on gods green earth made you think of that? Omg I was so freaked out. Were you planning on killing somebody or what dude? I had to watch the part where he comforts us after those junkies talked to us. It helped for sure ❤
Dude, I loved the audio, but please, record two separate voices NOT at the same time. It just sounds really weird, like you're performing a puppet show or something. 😅🤣 I do mean this as a bit of criticism because it does break the illusion that the video might be trying to give, thank you.
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This one has some potential triggers, so make sure to check the description. Thanks for listening and consider subscribing if you're enjoying the audios it means a ton to me! If you're looking for more content that isn't 'UA-cam safe' check out my Patreon! -- have a wonderful day and remember you deserve to be happy.
You know as I sit here eating my lunch listen to this audio I can picture in my mind's eye The Listener walking up to you as you stand there brushing their hands over your hairy chest and looking at up at you with a devilish smile on her face
U are so good ❤️😍🥰
How can it be so relaxing I love it!❤
hi
hey
“You know what that finger means?”
Me a ✨nerd✨:“Actually the original use for that finger as an insult originated from a war between the French and the British. When an archer was capture the middle finger would be cut off to prevent the archer from shooting properly. As a result French archers would flook off(flip off) the British army with the middle finger to show that they still can shoot with accuracy.” 😅
That is an ultimate burn. I don't do it often but I will remember this comment when I do. Thanks Fire Fox. Nerds Rock.
Best way to reply! Also, I love the history of the middle finger and cuss words, so interesting.
ILL REMEMBER THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH FIRE FOX 😼
Now I kinda wanna tell this to my friends and they’d be so confused as to why I sent them this kinda stuff
thats the best burn of all time
“Babe don’t eat them, they’ll make you sick. Bad meat.”😂
Sick for months 🤢🤮🤢🤮
"hey how was your bath?"
"Quite watery actually."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:07
"Yo, billy wtf is that man"
WHY DID HE SAY IT SO FAST LIKE I LAUGHED
Guys really be like this, if only I had a werewolf boyfriend to rectify the situation lol. Always great audio Dade!
Guys really do be, uhg. Glad you enjoyed!
The attacker: C'mon at least we'll have fun! *Takes me by her arm*
Me: Let me go! I'm not interested!!
My Werewolf bf: What is the meaning of this?! You think You could get My girl without passing through me first! *Attacks them*
*After the attack*
Me: Thank You! *Cries of joy as she hugs him* I-I was so scared
My werewolf bf: Don't worry, It's okay... I'm here *hugs her back and kisses her forehead*
Yey! :3
That was adorable. Thanks for writing this.
@@DadeAudio why does “yey” translate to “wolves!”
@@DeathWishesXOXO it does that to me too. I don’t know why it does that.
@@DeathWishesXOXO meant to be😂😂
The way I said "I'll get the supplies" and laughed about it this is great I love it
“What you can’t take a compliment”
Me: no. No I can’t.
Exactly, not from some ugly ass chickens like you
You're making these werewolf audios so good, I'm almost convinced that you are secretly one 😌🤨
Shhhhhh don't tell!
same. lol. i also cant get enough of his intro. its amazing. the animation *chefs kiss*😘❤️
I am so happy to have a werewolf for a boyfriend, had a smirk on my face the whole time after they broke in cause I just knew they were gonna regret it when you got back 💜🐺
And they surely did!
4:00 him sounding like Joey Tribanie from Friends is the most hilarious thing ever
How youUuuuUuuuuuu doin
@@DadeAudio when you did it omg it was so funny but cute at the same time
Thank for the TW. You play "bad guy" really well. I jumped when the glass broke. Great audio.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed :3
Dade: *growls*
Creep 1: what was that.
Me: you just pissed off the wrong werewolf.
The bad guys were played so good and thanks for the TW!
It made me mad when the main guy was trying to justify his “compliments”
Thank you! Yeah, apparently bad guys and werewolves are the things i"m good at, or so I'm told. Think that's a good thing.. maybe
@@DadeAudioYw :)
Bro as a person with a female body I get so much comments like that and it gave me such a bad gut feeling😂
I can hear you smile and its adorable 😊 love your audios Dade
i've always liked your videos. They're interesting fun and a Larry us. I've always really liked your videos. Just wanted to say thank you. Hope you keep on making more videos.😊
Your repertoire of voices continues to grow and gets better every audio. Keep up the great work! Oh, and going to remember cranky Karens the next time I go shopping.
Hehehhe thank you!!!
your werewolf roleplays are so accurate its scary..
This was awesome!!! Werewolf Dade rocks!!! Absolutely amazing audio Dade! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺❤
Glad you enjoyed it! YOU ROCK!
"whats your name sweetie?"
me:MY NAMES UR MOM!! *runs away from phone thinking im running away frim the guy* 💀💀
My name is "Taken" nice to meet you
“I’m not gonna complain about some fresh meat”
*that’s what she said* ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
ZENITSU?
Even demon slayers are listening to these masterpieces, sweet!
Dade is an awesome Werewolf.
Heck yeah! rawr! lol
Your so sweet, im crying, i have never had someone care about me so much ong
Thank you for the tw! I’m off to watch one of your other vids!! Thank you for being a VA asmr channel we can trust!!
(After the attack)...
Dade: We got a mess to clean up.
Me: Don't worry Wolf baby. I gotcha!
(Grabs shovel, mop, and bleach). Thank you Wolf baby for coming to my rescue 😘⚔️💯
Clean Up ISLE dumb dudes..
@@DadeAudio That's great. You're funny man.
The girl to have dade as a boyfriend....
She be lucky luckyy dawgg
❤️✨
Yep, definatly
I just laughed the whole audio long. It was amazing dade nice,cool,awesome and funny like always!
Love ya! Take care!
Me: Hey, that growl sounds awfully familiar...
Dade: *growls*
Me: Oh!! I remember now!! It's dad's snores!! XD
Lololol
FOR REAL GIRL😂😂😂😂
Agree
When I first heard his werewolf voice the first thing that came to mind was "Batman?" 😂😂😂😂
I'm BAT DADE.. WHERE IS SHEEEE lol
"I'm BaTmaN"
😂😂
Someone made my gf cry
Do da do da
That someone is gonna die
Owdy do da day
Don't matter to me
If they're authority
You made her cry,
You chose to die
Owdy do da day
Edit: I couldn't help myself
"That's a lot of meat, BBQ?"
Na, hungry werewolf 😅
You know.. typical hungry werewolf.. NBD.
"Hahaha yeah, a BBQ *has my phone background of a werewolf* totally"
@Dade Audio Can you do a werewolf x listener where the listener get attacked by other werewolves and the boyfriend saves her
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.
Until we meet again
A pringle for life.
@@DadeAudio a single Pringle
This is why I always wear earbuds, so I have the best excuse to ignore them. Also why I carry pepper spray and a self defense keychain
It's sad we need to carry items to protect ourselves this day and age. It isn't hard to learn basic human decency, yet everyone makes it so difficult. People are ridiculous.
Ok, I officially have a new favorite on this channel: I. LOVED. THIS!! 🥰After the "mess" is cleaned up, I'm gonna cook up that BBQ as a reward for saving me 😉
Awesome work all around, Dade!💜
Yay! Thank you!
Perv: What's your name?
Me: First name Noneya, Last name Business
Amazing magnificent work from the king of the wolf pack himself
Thank you! :3
@@DadeAudio your Welcome I Truly Love Your Werewolf X Listener They Are A Truly A Magnificent work of Art
Last year the same thing happened to me. This Audio rlly helped me. Thank you. ♥
It was cute when lose control and how protective he is so sweet
The way he was stuttering got me ROLLING💀💀💀
The way that initial interaction up to the middle finger was almost verbatim an experience I had when I was 14. Eugh. Like, well done but eugh. DW, I had/have feral, overprotective younger and taller siblings and more than enough capability to defend myself now
This is basically a retelling of situations (just the parking lot) I've heard told by so many friends and my Sister.
This was hilarious but cute, idk why but it was to me I seriously couldn't be serious fir a second I loved it
Your range alwau surprises me because I forget that all characters are YOU. 😂❤
Thank you :)
This is why I totally love your work good sir best one to date
Thank you so much 😀
The creep: Not you, yo man. *Porceeds to rant about how he thinks we're lying*
Me: Oh ya, then who's he?
Babe: *growling behind him*
Creep: You got like a dog in the garage?
Me: Nope, just a werewolf.
Creep: A what?
Babe: WEREWOLF!
Me: Hey babe.😊
I had a traumatic flashbacks when that man started to talk shit, that was so scary.
I'm sorry you have to deal with this kinda stuff, the absolute horrors that women have to face in their everyday life is atrocious. Be strong
@@DadeAudio it's ok now I'm trying to get over it, and the man that did this he's in jail now for a long long time so I'm trying my best to be happy, thank you♡
I KNOW RIGHT THAT SHIT GAVE ME SUCH A BAD GUT FEELING
@@Vixenschuuring EXACTLY, THAT.
As a woman, this whole situation was appropriately shown as nightmarish...😨so I did, in a twisted way, enjoy hearing the werewolf unleash vengeance to rectify the situation. 😈
holy shit... YOU'RE MAKING ME FLUSTERED!!!
Oh.. Woops ;)
Gosh I'm so Happy🤭🤭🤭💕
This is the best audio ever!
Please make more like theseeeee
Glad you enjoyed!
Nooooo i haven't watched this 7 times.........no way........okay it was 9 don't judge me! Lol seriously terrific job 👏
Ok why was my first thought after listening to him tell them to run was "good boy" am I that messed up to say that or no?
Edit: ok so I just realized when they broke in my first thought as well was the song "my boyfriends back and your gonna get in trouble" am I this messed up or what.(Also I was laughing so hard while hearing this because I would insult them and it would take them hours to realize I did)
I love his voice
When you do your scenes like the fight between the bad guys and you, do you record separately and paste them together or you you just record it all in one go? I don't know why, but the thought of you very quickly swapping from growling werewolf to screaming victim makes me kind of chuckle.
I do it in a sequence, so usually back and forth. But, for like the fight scene like that ,it's more like do the 'attacking' sounds then do the screaming attacked sounds and splice them together later.
@@DadeAudio That makes sense, I figured so. It sounds really good :D
I can just Imagine the Pervy stalker trying those sleazy pick up liners on Harley Quinn and her gal pals
*when i was treated like this when i was 12 years old:* 😀👊
Happy Holidays 💙
Happy holidays!
Sooo good! My kind of wolf!
Thank you! ❤
I'm glad you like it! :3
Dade you would have been proud, when he asked me for a kiss, I would say yes and then without him looking, he would have gotten a black eye😊
Good!
Lastly, keep up the awesome asmr Writing ✍ Work too.
Thank you!
3:59 ...Not Rocky Balboa.
Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann
Super awesome ⭐️ you are super amazing Dade i love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️stay safe Awooo😘🐺🦇🌸
Thanks so much!!
This is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂🤣💀
I would like a boyfriend like that
We drinking alcohol to this one!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥
Broski would've have a broken jaw if he spoke to me like that. I'd sooner drag his @ss to hell myself than allow that disrespect in my presence.
As he would DESERVE!
@@DadeAudio Indeed he would. Ū^Ū
Awesome work! I wish I had a wolf like that. I would never have to worry again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😉
Thank you very much! We all need a Wolf! :3
4:40 Me who just squating for a few months... what the 🤯
Yeah get them dade
9000/10 💚💚💚💚💚
That's a lot of 10s!!
Oh love, peel him like the worlds whiniest bananna
They had it coming, deposit be damned!
Yeah I'm fine I'm not stopping you you can do whatever the heck you want with those guys they cornered me and you can bite their heads off I don't mind one bit you do what you got to do okay just be careful! 😌💕
bro sounds like batman "WHERE IS SHE"
I am batman
"What's your name sweetie"
I would say "Your mom" or "Taken"
I know I’m just a rando here, but can I ask you a question?
What's up :)
So, I’m not a guy. So I wouldn’t know, but doesn’t it hurt to make your voice that deep all the time?
@c.c.g.m. my voice is a bit deeper naturally, so it's not too bad.
Also would you like to be internet friends?
@@DadeAudio Well as long as your not hurting yourself there.😅
Some dudes cornered me in the parking lot and I told them I was with you but if you want to bite their heads off I don't care that they're not my problem and also you have my permission to do as you please! 😌
BBQ lmao
Heheh the perfect cover!
Right haha lol
that was a werepig
I honestly got a really bad feeling in my stomach when they were harassing the listener, cuz as a person with a female body that happens ALOT
Agree
Not me being a nerd and watching this back and being like "actually, the middle finger was a threat in history, it was like a 'I WILL fuck you!' So no, I am not asking for it"
hi
Hello :)
are you a werewolf
I'm thinking how would people react in real life if a guy would try to say bad things like in this asmr and i'll try to behave like psycho 🤣🤔
Sadly, people do say stuff like this. =/
@@DadeAudio yeah, unfortunately :( And sometimes males whistle to girls, yuck
I seriously can’t make this up when I say I ran into a creepy ass cashier today I ran out feeling threatened. (Read Story below)👇🏻
I was buying wrapping paper today and all the sudden the cashier says “you should buy a metal pipe that can fit in here.” I asked him why and he said “well, if someone were to break into your house you’d have a metal pipe inside, and he’d never see it coming when you go to beat the shit out of him.” I didn’t know wtf he said so I was just like what did you say?? Then he goes on saying “yeah, and then you could probably use it to clean up the blood. I’d wrap him up in wrapping paper to make him look all pretty afterwards.”
What the actual fu{k?? I walked out of there looking over my shoulder to make sure I wasn’t being followed and looked around to make sure I wasn’t alone. I’m 17, why would you need to tell me this. And what on gods green earth made you think of that? Omg I was so freaked out. Were you planning on killing somebody or what dude? I had to watch the part where he comforts us after those junkies talked to us. It helped for sure ❤
Never harass women you creepy men also yay I love your vids
Right? Uhg, made me cringe doing it even for the audio :(
I'm not alone like I told you I have my big Wolfie and he's going to be right behind you if you don't get out of here capiche comprende get it 😤
Ayuba
My name is noneya as in nunya business so my suggestion back off before you get hurt don't let me use the werewolf whistle! 😡
There was this other asmr
Where a mafia boss werewolf
Saves her from her boss asmr.
# Not the same asmr
# just saying and mentioning it, is all.
Okay but guys sure do be like this sometimes.
Sadly they do. Uhg.
Dade?
❤❤❤❤❤🫣😳🥰
:3
Dude, I loved the audio, but please, record two separate voices NOT at the same time. It just sounds really weird, like you're performing a puppet show or something. 😅🤣
I do mean this as a bit of criticism because it does break the illusion that the video might be trying to give, thank you.