You guys are just salty that protoss players work harder; have better micro, macro and strategies, have longer pp, last longer in bed and date hotter dudes.
yeah, be honest with urself, but if thats not possible, be at least fucking honest to harstem xD one lesson learned the hard way i guess. i feel a little sorry for the guy xD
funny thing is the larva mechanic actually makes zergs the slowest until queen injects start coming in, which is why getting good at queens is paramount for zerg
One does not simply insult the Captain without consequences. Harstem destroyed this IODIS claim with full broadside attack of facts and logic, no mercy. Great video!
Wow! The cut at 1:08 is unironically so smooooooth (I mean audio ofc) - a really outstanding job at editing! Also, great video as always :) Best regards!
He should send 3, incase one got depressiv because of that poor control, there would be one, to prevent it from comiting suicide, while the 3de can finish the job. Better save than sorry. Also as a Elder/Protos you never know when slaanesh is claming that worker.
@@RaulBillyTalent yes but 4 will maybe form a cult and comit ritual suicide, so he also need to send some army units to ensure that is not happening. Building a pylon is hard.
Harstem should just do 1 video where the face cam is zoomed all the way on his juicy lips and he plays the highest of starcraft games for our enjoyment
1: Only Zest is better looking than Harstem. 2: I would like to start a charity memorial for this poor guys' ashes now that he's been roasted into the shadow realm. (Disclaimer: I'm at 8:18)
Hey I wing all my build orders and am like half his mmr and done better Tbf I beat plenty of top 1 players in other games and lose most my games due to thinking to much.(hey you can’t blame me. I faced someone trying swarm hosts on one base. Crazy shit happens here) Edit: they obviously lost but yeah the builds are so unoptimized or crazy that its very difficult to find out the right response.
8:00 Personally waiting for "Teamwork Challenge" in Beating Grandmasters (...) series: You have to do everything with two probees: scouting, building etc
Harstem wrote her a letter telling her how brave and groundbreaking this unique disruptor was. She cried, but she was glad his life wasn't thrown away for nothing.
He should talk to more Zergs to learn their weaknesses. Doesnt he know placing a single immortal in range of a shield battery automatically deletes all roaches on the map? /s
I mean, if Harstem uploads a video of him doing it, it must be possible. There are a lot of opportunities in each build in which you can lose 1-3 seconds and if you lose 1-3 seconds 10x, you're around 20 sec late. I practiced the 4-gate glaive attack and it's not that easy to execute but in eventually i hit the timings well. All a question of mastering the build.
Beating Grandmaster with stupid stuff idea: In honor of your booster shot, the "Billion Gates" challenge. Take control of the game using units produced from mass gateways.
It would make sense to purchase house insurance and not use it if it is required by law to have, but the insurance company doesn't ever pay any claims.
I was waiting for a big reveal at the end that the complainer is actually a hot girl. I guess then Harstem would have to admit the "good looking" bit was not a lie :D
To be fair my nephew goes to the airport to be at the airport, he would definitely rather be at the airport than Disney World. We pay to park just so he can hang out in the observation wing and watch all the planes. Also he's 3. So yea...
I think if he fought with the same army and disruptor hit, but actually micro'ed his army better and didn't fight into the concave of roach/ravager, or at least blinked his last stalkers away from certain death, he would've held the following attack and could've won the game. After a fight that atrocious, i don't really understand how he can blame imbalance for that, especially when he didn't macro during the DT attack at all, which in itself makes the attack even again...
what's wrong with do-it-yourself-husbands? Sorry cap, but that one hits me as hard as that dude sayin he looks better than you, except I'm actually annoyed instead of messin 'round lol
Its quite simple really: 1. Their sense of priorities are whack 2. Their ability to reflect on their own capabilities are god-awful 3. They are a nuisance to everyone around them, and often end up frustrated themselves, making their approach the nuts-low play in life Conclusion: They suck
15:27 Harstem your humor is over the top :D :D im dying :D But I have to say, your picture at the end looks like you took some MDMA :D Your pupils are really wide :D
As a constant 4000-4200 player, i can assure you that 4,1k isnt master, at any server. (no, not even at NA). For me, this was Diamond 1 (Europe), Diamond 1 (NA), Diamond 2 (Asia) EDIT: usually the Master 3 starts at about ~4,4k
Toss deleting natural wasn't nearly as big as he thought. Toss teched up and ecod up but didn't get any of his upgrade or eco investments back so his lead really wasn't strong at all at the time of attack. The dt drop got a spore hatch queen and a couple drones or lings. Not bad for early game but at the time that natural was actually the zergs 3rd and his 2nd base was already saturated. Zerg was ahead in workers at this point. When toss left him alone for a few minutes Zerg only needed to rebuild the hatch and was easily able to pre drone that 3rd base saturation. Now that delay does put toss ahead but only if his next attack is at full strength. Full strength being without wasted tech. 500 minerals of starports without building any units out of it is like 8 supply less of stalkers. That's what he did by not waiting for upgrades. If he waited for upgrades he'd also have had more warp ins. While he was ineffeciently spending his lead the Zerg only added like 17 drones over the 3 in a half minutes between dts killing the 3rd and the toss move out. I guess he did harass with archons too but that only killed lings and not very many. It helps but it's not a huge loss. Anyway those 17 drones by themselves assuming they were built immediately gather almost 1500 minerals in that 3 in a half. Once the drones were built Zerg spent all his eco on roaches lings queens maybe a few overlords and a couple ravagers. Roaches don't trade well later but they're fine against zealots and for that early mid phase they were in none of his prep for that fight was wasted. Toss legit walked in at the biggest anti timing the game could have had. If he harassed more and sooner in small amounts he theoretically could have out traded in small bursts but that army vs army was the biggest peak Zerg could have gotten cause he spent full on units for a couple minutes straight
@@celestrius9197 Investment that protoss player made in 4th base is mere 400 minerals. Extra infrastructure is a decent argument. As for upgrades zerg had an attack upgrade going on during the fight so he too "wasted" it. There's no point talking about how zerg grew his economy at decent rate because he had pretty much same worker count as the protoss for the entire game except right before that DT rush. And that is a favourable conditions for protoss because zergs are supposed to have more workers to put up a fight. From that standpoint protoss should build his army quicker. Also there were 2 big disruptor hits. If you don't count disruptors and their hits I can't see how difference in this engagement is just cost of 4th nexus, one upgrade and a couple of starports. Zealots are shit against roaches but there were only 8 of them. This should probably be answered by the fact that archons are not that good against roaches and stalkers themselves are a bit cost-ineffective on their own.
To be fair, I'm not sure how you need to look like to get less than 80% in that app. The "poor face symmetry" is just most likely because the picture wasn't shot at a right angle. The angle is a little off to the left side on a picture.
LOL How orion can told he is M3 with less than 4K mmr, he was just lucky with the bug at the start of the season. actually to get M3 you need to have 4K6mmr
"Protoss players are good looking"
Yeah, good looking people always have it easier.
Lol
Atmosphere - god loves ugly
@@Cell2749 Good fucking song
You guys are just salty that protoss players work harder; have better micro, macro and strategies, have longer pp, last longer in bed and date hotter dudes.
@@korhanaydemir8366 the date hotter people bit seem fair.
The consequences of insulting Harstem's beauty is brutal.
dont forget deserved haha
exactly, our captain didn't sign up for a beauty pageant. The audacity.
He didn't even say harstem was bad looking.
Just said harstem isn't as good looking as him.
Pure competition
yeah, be honest with urself, but if thats not possible, be at least fucking honest to harstem xD one lesson learned the hard way i guess. i feel a little sorry for the guy xD
Dayum, I knew Harstem would roast him; but that was almost cruel!
Almost.....
"That's like going on holidays to check out the airport" you're killing me dude
wrgg, laux, say any nmw
I know people who do that. They are sometimes called "planespotters"
@@tinture2822 apparently this guy's one :D
I was today years old when I discovered hamster is not just harstem doing a wordplay with his own name. His twitter is pretty funny too
We've all been there
wait wtf
I once thought this too...
Nice try Harstem's fake third account. We know hamster is actually harstem and you're not going to fool us.
You can hear him in the Ranked Roulette Episodes as well, if you´re looking
funny thing is the larva mechanic actually makes zergs the slowest until queen injects start coming in, which is why getting good at queens is paramount for zerg
One does not simply insult the Captain without consequences. Harstem destroyed this IODIS claim with full broadside attack of facts and logic, no mercy. Great video!
deserved! How dare he! disrespectful slave!
Ben Shapiro looking ass over here
On the subject of looks, German girls tend to rate me a 9/10. At least...I think that's what they mean...
Hahahahahahahaha
Wow! The cut at 1:08 is unironically so smooooooth (I mean audio ofc) - a really outstanding job at editing!
Also, great video as always :) Best regards!
7:56 It makes sense. If one probe gets destroyed on the journey, the other is right there to finish building the pylon.
Casual heart attack on sc2 workers, love to see it
Support companion probe.
He should send 3, incase one got depressiv because of that poor control, there would be one, to prevent it from comiting suicide, while the 3de can finish the job. Better save than sorry. Also as a Elder/Protos you never know when slaanesh is claming that worker.
@@fdsfnicht6533 In that case he should send 4. Maybe the odds of getting depressiv increase due to his ugly controller
@@RaulBillyTalent yes but 4 will maybe form a cult and comit ritual suicide, so he also need to send some army units to ensure that is not happening. Building a pylon is hard.
This is not Masters league. ~3900 mmr is barely even Diamond 1 on NA, let alone EU. He might actually be Dia 2.
its like diamond 2, must be because it's the start of the season
Yep true, im 4350 on EUW and I am scraping in Diamond 1. Masters my ass
dia is like 3280 mmr i think in EU
@@xXiklititiXx this is the lower bound on diamond 3.
How come I always get insulted watching a Harstem video ...
Also: "normal mouth size"
The mouth has normal size. The lips don't.
Harstem should just do 1 video where the face cam is zoomed all the way on his juicy lips and he plays the highest of starcraft games for our enjoyment
"I once did a guide on a DT drop, it's called DT drop guide I think"
hahahaha
sounds simple, but its deeeeep
1: Only Zest is better looking than Harstem.
2: I would like to start a charity memorial for this poor guys' ashes now that he's been roasted into the shadow realm.
(Disclaimer: I'm at 8:18)
almost spit my water at 10:19 nice job Hamster
finally an Angry Coach video from Harstem
7:03 Hamster dropping truths.
*insults Kevin's beauty*
Kevin: ... and I took that personally. Let me roast your SC skills in a way you want to delete the game afterwards.
Hey I wing all my build orders and am like half his mmr and done better
Tbf I beat plenty of top 1 players in other games and lose most my games due to thinking to much.(hey you can’t blame me. I faced someone trying swarm hosts on one base. Crazy shit happens here)
Edit: they obviously lost but yeah the builds are so unoptimized or crazy that its very difficult to find out the right response.
8:00 Personally waiting for "Teamwork Challenge" in Beating Grandmasters (...) series: You have to do everything with two probees: scouting, building etc
Wild complaints as always: small lips, big talk.
big lips = big IQ
I'll be damned if we don't tell that disruptors mom that he died a hero anyway.
Harstem wrote her a letter telling her how brave and groundbreaking this unique disruptor was. She cried, but she was glad his life wasn't thrown away for nothing.
He should talk to more Zergs to learn their weaknesses. Doesnt he know placing a single immortal in range of a shield battery automatically deletes all roaches on the map? /s
The fact that face AI dacided that Harstem's mouth's size is "normal" is just beautiful.
The "disruptor story" made me cry
This was gold in so many ways.
But Holy, that Disruptor shot @14:45
"I once made a guide on a DT drop. It's called 'DT Drop Guide', I think." xD
Is it really possible to drop dt at 4:30? Best I've ever made was 5:01. But I'm gold so I'm open for lessons
I mean, if Harstem uploads a video of him doing it, it must be possible. There are a lot of opportunities in each build in which you can lose 1-3 seconds and if you lose 1-3 seconds 10x, you're around 20 sec late.
I practiced the 4-gate glaive attack and it's not that easy to execute but in eventually i hit the timings well. All a question of mastering the build.
I play vs these "master players" all day long, 4100 is almost dipping into diamond 2 lmao
1:48 they're below 4k
Beating Grandmaster with stupid stuff idea: In honor of your booster shot, the "Billion Gates" challenge. Take control of the game using units produced from mass gateways.
3:49 He didn’t fill in the first gas
Normal mouth size? I don't know captain...
I live for this level of pettiness
22:22 Artosis meets Arthritis lmaooo
It would make sense to purchase house insurance and not use it if it is required by law to have, but the insurance company doesn't ever pay any claims.
Insurance is the biggest scam
I was waiting for a big reveal at the end that the complainer is actually a hot girl. I guess then Harstem would have to admit the "good looking" bit was not a lie :D
I was thinking it'd be funny if it was his girlfriend on a smurf account.
@@danielskrivan6921 Tru - it would also make for a good plot twist :)
In chess - "never play f6". In SC2 - "never attack when ahead (unless maxed)".
thats not true
@@noobzerg1990 wat
@@ramil8029 you attack me while ahead before max all the time
Im about to be real upfront about this, plumbing is easier to do than play SCII
Oh way easier, im an electrician and my job is waay easier than playing this game, kinda nuts.
@@VoltsAnBolts and that is a job that can literally kill you if you arent paying attention.
I saw the first ten seconds and I already imagine the ugly stamp. You are the best Harstem!! :D
Harstem, you are good looking indeed my good man, who says the contrary are envious
One can think Harstem is good looking, and they're just better. For example, Harstem is a 10, but how can he compare to an 11 like me?
@@danielskrivan6921 I was talking about comments
To be fair my nephew goes to the airport to be at the airport, he would definitely rather be at the airport than Disney World. We pay to park just so he can hang out in the observation wing and watch all the planes. Also he's 3. So yea...
But that's kids things, ya know, that's fine. All good.
claims to be prettier, does not include a picture...
I don't know if you can on the IODIS form. I could be mistaken.
there is just one person better looking than Harstem. So now we know the replay is from Rotterdam.
I appreciate the editing and little editor's notes!
I have do-it-yourself skills when changing my own brakes on cars. I would trade that in for better SC2 Protoss skills any time!
trade offer
I get: do-it-yourself skills
You get: SC2 Protoss skills
Now I need to see what Harstem's most attractive viewers look like
Look at me! No I'm not Mr meeseeks
You may see them by looking in a mirror
I am Brad Pitt
@@derAlphabet the funny thing is, that Orion is my twinbrother so you are right ! I am not joking!
We should have "His nose too big" stamp
Great content as always Harstem !
17:40 that buildup made me think that he will find the irl person online to see if he's prettier than him.
I think if he fought with the same army and disruptor hit, but actually micro'ed his army better and didn't fight into the concave of roach/ravager, or at least blinked his last stalkers away from certain death, he would've held the following attack and could've won the game. After a fight that atrocious, i don't really understand how he can blame imbalance for that, especially when he didn't macro during the DT attack at all, which in itself makes the attack even again...
I was gonna complain that the Nexus energy doesn't regen fast enough - now i see a player with 200 energy on his! mind blown!
Damn Harstem going in on this guy
>normal mouth size
I'm beginning to doubt the accuracy of that calculator haha.
A dt ist 125/125 btw, not 150/125, just because I've noticed Hamster messing that up a few times now :)
Poor face symmetry lol, that's a new one.
Anyway I assume a 200/200 army of roaches would at least defeat a 200/200 army of workers.
Analogies are very good today.
what's wrong with do-it-yourself-husbands? Sorry cap, but that one hits me as hard as that dude sayin he looks better than you, except I'm actually annoyed instead of messin 'round lol
Its quite simple really:
1. Their sense of priorities are whack
2. Their ability to reflect on their own capabilities are god-awful
3. They are a nuisance to everyone around them, and often end up frustrated themselves, making their approach the nuts-low play in life
Conclusion: They suck
The "Artosis + Arthritis" above the "Atrocious" stamp is a beautiful touch.
Better looking than Harstem?!?! What a preposterous presumption....
"We make nukes here" seems like a nice terran nickname ;d.
Ghost academy.
15:27 Harstem your humor is over the top :D :D im dying :D
But I have to say, your picture at the end looks like you took some MDMA :D Your pupils are really wide :D
Who cares if people say you're ugly if you got a girlfriend?
why is masters 3.9k mmr in eu but 3.9k mmr in na is diamond 2?
Harstem is the Davie504 of StarCraft. Or maybe its the other way around. Either way, remind me to compliment Harstem's looks if we meet in person.
Id love to see a beating grandmaster with stupid stuff where you use orions stupid build order. really rub salt in the open wound.
I think my favorite phrase of yours is when you see something wrong and go, "what is this?."
We still don‘t know the beauty score of orion. It is still an unproven claim that Harstem is better looking than this guy.
I love his parallel references
As a constant 4000-4200 player, i can assure you that 4,1k isnt master, at any server.
(no, not even at NA).
For me, this was Diamond 1 (Europe), Diamond 1 (NA), Diamond 2 (Asia)
EDIT: usually the Master 3 starts at about ~4,4k
I really want a picture of the guy... and it would be soooo fun if he would be a fucking model or something :D
1:44, that's not masters, imagine, if in americas masters 3 begins with 4400mmr.
Hey Harstem you should try doing that beauty test with Lowko
It says normal mouth size! The program obviously has errors. Probably a program he made himself.
Many top burns in this one. A first ever UGLY stamp.
Real questions: how actually big size mouth looks like
never seen Harstem so pissed XD
Harstem you're by far the best looking starcraft player
I now want orion to send a face analysis!
Nope he should do a face analasis to be on par with Harstem!
Perfect comments by Hamster
It's very odd though that after getting second first delayed and then destroyed zerg with drone count equal to protoss had a bigger army.
Toss deleting natural wasn't nearly as big as he thought. Toss teched up and ecod up but didn't get any of his upgrade or eco investments back so his lead really wasn't strong at all at the time of attack. The dt drop got a spore hatch queen and a couple drones or lings. Not bad for early game but at the time that natural was actually the zergs 3rd and his 2nd base was already saturated. Zerg was ahead in workers at this point. When toss left him alone for a few minutes Zerg only needed to rebuild the hatch and was easily able to pre drone that 3rd base saturation. Now that delay does put toss ahead but only if his next attack is at full strength. Full strength being without wasted tech. 500 minerals of starports without building any units out of it is like 8 supply less of stalkers. That's what he did by not waiting for upgrades. If he waited for upgrades he'd also have had more warp ins. While he was ineffeciently spending his lead the Zerg only added like 17 drones over the 3 in a half minutes between dts killing the 3rd and the toss move out. I guess he did harass with archons too but that only killed lings and not very many. It helps but it's not a huge loss. Anyway those 17 drones by themselves assuming they were built immediately gather almost 1500 minerals in that 3 in a half. Once the drones were built Zerg spent all his eco on roaches lings queens maybe a few overlords and a couple ravagers. Roaches don't trade well later but they're fine against zealots and for that early mid phase they were in none of his prep for that fight was wasted. Toss legit walked in at the biggest anti timing the game could have had. If he harassed more and sooner in small amounts he theoretically could have out traded in small bursts but that army vs army was the biggest peak Zerg could have gotten cause he spent full on units for a couple minutes straight
Btw wow sorry idk why I got ranty there. Already typed though so meh oh well
@@celestrius9197 Investment that protoss player made in 4th base is mere 400 minerals. Extra infrastructure is a decent argument. As for upgrades zerg had an attack upgrade going on during the fight so he too "wasted" it.
There's no point talking about how zerg grew his economy at decent rate because he had pretty much same worker count as the protoss for the entire game except right before that DT rush. And that is a favourable conditions for protoss because zergs are supposed to have more workers to put up a fight. From that standpoint protoss should build his army quicker.
Also there were 2 big disruptor hits. If you don't count disruptors and their hits I can't see how difference in this engagement is just cost of 4th nexus, one upgrade and a couple of starports. Zealots are shit against roaches but there were only 8 of them.
This should probably be answered by the fact that archons are not that good against roaches and stalkers themselves are a bit cost-ineffective on their own.
10:13 so this is a moment where I peed myself of laughing
Normal mouth size. Cause it only checked width
To be fair, I'm not sure how you need to look like to get less than 80% in that app. The "poor face symmetry" is just most likely because the picture wasn't shot at a right angle. The angle is a little off to the left side on a picture.
As much as I love seeing Harstem destroying these replays, I don’t understand why would anybody keep sending them…
Hell, people PAY Winter for him to insult their replays.
It is basically free coaching.
man, you should name one of your channels "Harstem, Herald of Karma", i literally died right there xD
Harstem jumping over the "wide nose" result of the beauty test 😂
4100 and masters? That’s diamond
Rule number 1: Don't insult Harstems looks
Rule number 2: Follow rule number 1
Thanks for all of the great videos. I'm a huge fan!
I was just thinking, "I hope Harstem drops an IODIS today."
Harstem stepping up each video, reaching the moon now
10:14 😂😂😂
When it deducts points for face symmetry I think it is because your face is fairly long. It is perhaps ment more for a female face.
i love how you voice him in such a cocky manner after he claimed to look better than our man ;D
I really enjoyed it again! Protoss player lie about his mmr. His skills and mmr is D1. Badge dont mean anything.
That masters in SC2 float this much is stunning ^^
3900 is masters???????
4.1k isn’t Master on EU. It’s barely even D1…
The journey of the disruptor was almost peak Harstem content.
Almost. Harstem making a big deal of a minor mistake.
LOL How orion can told he is M3 with less than 4K mmr, he was just lucky with the bug at the start of the season. actually to get M3 you need to have 4K6mmr
i was about to say the same lmao, he maybe got masters to the bug on start of the season putting anybody in masters
you just flamed the hell out of this guy
Lol Harstem, Herald of Karma. A legendary Human from. Magic the Gathering? Lol