@@i_kinda_exist2599 Yes, I'm aware, but I figured what I had to say was worth censoring. I also figured that it would have been censored in a video, so that's why I phrased it how I did.
My daughter cried when she got her first penalty, she said it was so embarrassing to get sent to the box all alone. Lol. She got a little too rough with a kid while clearing the crease, so at least she was playing her position well.
That kid messing with his friend telling him hes out of the box…. Hahaha 😂 well played and then he covered it so well and switched blame. Got em aaaaaah😂😂😂😂
Lol, bringing back memories of the boys that played hockey in my Canadian middle school. Always something going on with them, sometimes giving better drama than the cool girls. Wonder where those boys are now
“You see, the ref breathed, the momentum of his breath changed the terminal velocity of my poke check, causing it to miss and trip the other player which coincidentally stopped a breakaway goal, thus meaning it was the ref’s fault”
I played travel hockey in buffalo and sny time there was a tournament in canada or a Canadian team in a tournament they were always way more physical than American kids. They start earlier or something. Definitely teach it more. I just remember getting rocked center ice and the wind knocked out of me and thinking I just ran into a tank. A 60 pound tank.
Growing up playing youth hockey in MN, we ran into our fair share of Canadian teams. At that time, they allowed checking in Peewees (U13) in Canada but not in the US. Needless to say, every tourney in CAN between 5th-7th grade was a hootenanny... we had a blast beating up (and getting beat up) N. of the border. Winkler, Steinbach, Grand Portage, Thunder Bay, Winnipeg, Rainy River... FUN times!😆
@Peyote Chronicles yea that was the rule you're right. USA hockey, which we were mandatory cards carrying members of, had the age higher than Canada for checking. Biggest thing is they could keep their balance when checking and you could tell they'd done it already. whereas we were being told on the drive up that checking is legal. We weren't allowed to even practice checking. It's a different game. Not only do I remember getting rocked at center ice but I remember getting pinned against the boards in their corner by one guy while another kid swooped in and took the puck from between my skates without breaking stride. Then and there I knew they were playing a different game. I played hockey through high school but I was a way better roller hockey player. That light puck, no offsides and not checking were all complimentary to my game. I lived Michael Peca and Peter Forsberg and tried so hard to model myself after them as I got older but I was always more of a Paul Kariya. Quick, had good hands, defensively responsible center, great finisher but didn't create enough of my opportunities to have a chance to finish and be recognized as actually good. I was streaky too. I scored like 6 goals in the first 5 games my junior year then didn't score for 14 games before finishing the last 11 games with 13 goals. The Highlight of my hockey life was scoring the game-tying goal in ling island at state championships with 30 seconds left in the game. Just beat their d man to the back post and redirected a pass/shot/far corner dump in under the goalie's pads. We lost the first minute of overtime and I was on the bench. Scored that goal. Got taken off and the 1st line finishes the 30 seconds. Then to start ot at the last second the coach calls our line back ofd yge ice before the faceoff and puts the 1st line out again. They immediately down 2 on 1 and arguably our best player cranks one off the pipe. The play immediately heads turns up ice and theyre trappedbeliw the goaline. One d stupidly tries to step up at the blue line and the puck gets by him. Now it's a 2-1. Our other d guy does the right thing and takes the pass away, even laying out at the last second to take the bottom of the net away too. Didn't matter Kid roofs one glove side and it was over like that...
I loved & hated referring the mite/squirt level because they love the game but the parents hate the "no call" aka Two kids colliding cuz they can't turn.
“He touched my goalie so I hit him.” Somewhere out there is a proud father at this moment 😂😂
I’m proud and I don’t know the kid. Protect the defenseless 👌🏻
and yet dudes in beer league can't understand why they're getting roughed up for pokin the goalie
Me when I played :|
Daddy-Ball at its finest...not impressed
No priest is going to be touching this kid anymore
"that's why jack got a penalty, he wanted to meet you" love it
"I play lacrosse, so I'm not used to usually not cross checking-" lil homie gonna see the box a lot huh
“He touched my Goalie so I hit him.” This child is going to be an NHL Player. I will be watching for him 😂
"Would you ever be a ref?"
"No, I'm not blind"
HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!
These kids roasting Doughty and Marchand is the most accurate and savage truth bomb this year
I mean, the kid was born in like 2013 lol probably started watching hockey when Doughty started his decline
15:44 Okay but why is Locklan media-ready at the age of freakin' eleven? 😂
He watched his NHL father do these interviews and imitate him.
Lmfao facts
Kid’s going places for sure, here’s to hoping he makes captain as an adult lmao
Did he say his dad’s Lee Giffin?
The alphabet kid is fire. Timmy, you better sponsor this for real.
Also: the speech kid is gonna go places.
he missed Saint Louis Blues
@@oloHERBIGNIPS yeah he did
@@oloHERBIGNIPS nah he got them 10:27
and im pretty sure he said canucks on the like 6th one lol
He actually said it
So today I learned that like everybody in prison, all 10 year olds in the penalty box are innocent.
After watching this video, I think I actually could have a kid, but they'd have to play hockey for sure, these kids are built different lol
@@myerr21 true
Plz do more of these videos. Do them with like 15-18 year olds tho in houseleague tourneys 😂
"I beat his [expletive] [expletive] because that [expletive] [expletive] touched my [expletive] goalie" is what I would expect out of that
POS
fr I woulda loved to be interviewed at 15 after a guy hit me on the head with a stick. would have been pure content
@@Skyscraper69 you know you can swear in UA-cam comments right💀
@@i_kinda_exist2599 Yes, I'm aware, but I figured what I had to say was worth censoring. I also figured that it would have been censored in a video, so that's why I phrased it how I did.
that kid at 16:00 sounded so wise beyond his years lmao
Sounded like he was already coached by an NHL Media and PR team on how to respond to media questions.
@@Jonathan-ih7qp didn't he say his dad played in the nhl
@@terakahn yup. Pittsburg. (he didn't say that, but he gave the name)
Must be special for Corwin to get to interview hockey players who can actually raise the puck. Meanwhile Jesse gets dusted by Mark Messier.
Omggggggggg
Freeeee prize
@@tomthedog5489 WOO HOO LETS GOO
Itssoooooo reallll
"THEY WERE BORN THE YEAR THE LEAFS LOST THE 4-1 LEAD"
We heard
Go Bruins!!!!
Which one?
@@jibberjabberr 🤣
🤦🏾♂️ Worst thing I ever saw
5:45 The moment that Ref waited for his entire life. Love the energy!
Such flair!
Gotta say, kids reactions compared to teen reactions to penalties is much different. Corwin is much safer asking kids about penalties
"If you're gonna take a penalty, just hit them harder" Wisest words from anyone, young or old.
Corwin just encouraged kids to curse 🤣
"Would you ever be a ref" Kid: "no I'm not blind" 🤣🤣
My daughter cried when she got her first penalty, she said it was so embarrassing to get sent to the box all alone. Lol. She got a little too rough with a kid while clearing the crease, so at least she was playing her position well.
I cried my first penalty too and I’m a guy lol
You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.
@@LetsGoFlyers2011 Oh yeah, first thing I think of when it comes to 'the box', two minute by yourself and. you. feel. shame LOL
why are females playing hockey?
@@austro1675 because they like it???
Good to see boys being rough on the ice.i was 6 years old when I got on my first team in 1971! And we played Tough Hockey! I loved it!!
This brought a tear to my eye
Im so happy when Corwin is in a video lol
We all are.
That kid messing with his friend telling him hes out of the box…. Hahaha 😂 well played and then he covered it so well and switched blame. Got em aaaaaah😂😂😂😂
"I'm not blind." OMG I love it!
This beautiful work of in depth reporting is straight up easy material for Shoresy. Best hockey interview(s) of the season. Please send more lol.
Imagine if they let Jesse near these kids...
Lmao
"You ever been between the pipes, kid?"
Uhhhhhhhhh.. no.
Jesse isn't allowed near kids anymore.
“Nice tarp kid. Don’t know why you need the fight strap though when you’re such a coward.” Jesse - chirping 8 year olds
People make jokes, but I bet Jessie would be great with the kids if they asked him to do it. Mix in a few of his antics, and the kids would love it.
Id rather watch these, more than nhl interviews.
Strong words from a strong man… 🤣 the inspiration speech from that kid😂
I need ten more episodes of this series please
15:35 this kid was media trained lmao
The absolute gaslighting from corwin
Green team are absolute beauties
My 5 year old nephew: "I don't like being in the penalty box, it's boring"
His dad: "Your nephew is a goon!"
LOL 🤣
Nobody knows why they are in the box. "They got the wrong guy!" Too funny.
I have had a really rough week, and this has made me smile. Thank you so much
Hope you’ve been better my friend
This is the best series ive ever seen.
I love that all the kids picked Kessler for having the coolest hair. That mullet is sick lil man🤙
"I can name every NHL hockey team in reverse-alphabetical order in under 30 seconds." AHAHH
Love the confidence with the first kid
More of these please😂😂😂 this is golden. Brings me back to playing when I was their age. All their answers kill me💀💀
Gretzky got 5 Lady Byng. One of the prettiest of all the hockey trophies. Good Sportsmanship.
We need more of this it’s so wholesome 😂
13:08 the kid sticking his head through the corner 💀💀
you know kesler was loving that when they all said he had the best hair lol
That penalty shot call tho. Wes McCauley’s really gained some weight this off season
The refs in the green vs yellow team put on a show
“I’m not very tall to be honest”
my fav was at 6:53 when he tries to check the guy and falls down himself instead 💀💀
Mine was at 10:04. Nothing to see here folks. Move right along. It was all good fun though.
He takes him out, ah, down for the count!
Ref: 2 mins!
Kids: hey penalty box, sup. Who's this old dude sitting in my seat?
Here from the Timmy Horton's reverse alphabet NHL team placemats
I feel like the adult versions of these interviews would be spoken in rougher language, but otherwise would go exactly the same way.
“Go straight Gordon Bombay on these fools” lol… those sin bin kids are compulsive liars 😂
15:35 Well dang kid! What a motivational and intelligently worded speech 🥲👏
When the kid's answer to who dives in the NHL is Marchand.
I was like, I didn't know I had a son..
Holy crap. I know that Locklan kid’s dad, Lee Giffin. Lol. He played for the Mobile Mysticks. Too funny.
Go Icepilots! Lol
Kessler was like, "Aww, Bros you know y'all got good hair too but yeah my hair is pretty dope though." with that look.
"if you're going to take a penalty, hit him harder" lol
"Nah I'm not blind" 😂😂
Best answer lol
Idk why this is in my feed, but I love it. It's soo Canadian.
Lol, bringing back memories of the boys that played hockey in my Canadian middle school. Always something going on with them, sometimes giving better drama than the cool girls. Wonder where those boys are now
Best 20 minutes of my day 😂
The return of the king
“You see, the ref breathed, the momentum of his breath changed the terminal velocity of my poke check, causing it to miss and trip the other player which coincidentally stopped a breakaway goal, thus meaning it was the ref’s fault”
That's one of the best speech I've ever heard 👏
“Would you ever be a ref?”
“No. I’m not blind.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was gold! Absolute gold! More, please!
"I think we just gotta play through it - we're down, and it's not easy." I'm getting natural leader vibes from this boyo
The Goalies pulled an Ullmark/Swayman
Ullman. Or Swaymark.
That kid had the best hair without question. What a glorious hockey mullet lol
More of these. This was great
You should do this for beer league ... you'd get some interesting characters for sure :)
Hazen, Brayer, Kessler, Locklan, Foxx... do people not give their kids real names anymore??
You should do this with older kids as well I think it would be really funny
14:52 even the kids know refs get yelled at and don't want to do it by 11 yr old
I played travel hockey in buffalo and sny time there was a tournament in canada or a Canadian team in a tournament they were always way more physical than American kids. They start earlier or something. Definitely teach it more. I just remember getting rocked center ice and the wind knocked out of me and thinking I just ran into a tank. A 60 pound tank.
Growing up playing youth hockey in MN, we ran into our fair share of Canadian teams. At that time, they allowed checking in Peewees (U13) in Canada but not in the US. Needless to say, every tourney in CAN between 5th-7th grade was a hootenanny... we had a blast beating up (and getting beat up) N. of the border. Winkler, Steinbach, Grand Portage, Thunder Bay, Winnipeg, Rainy River... FUN times!😆
@Peyote Chronicles
yea that was the rule you're right. USA hockey, which we were mandatory cards carrying members of, had the age higher than Canada for checking. Biggest thing is they could keep their balance when checking and you could tell they'd done it already. whereas we were being told on the drive up that checking is legal. We weren't allowed to even practice checking. It's a different game. Not only do I remember getting rocked at center ice but I remember getting pinned against the boards in their corner by one guy while another kid swooped in and took the puck from between my skates without breaking stride. Then and there I knew they were playing a different game.
I played hockey through high school but I was a way better roller hockey player. That light puck, no offsides and not checking were all complimentary to my game.
I lived Michael Peca and Peter Forsberg and tried so hard to model myself after them as I got older but I was always more of a Paul Kariya. Quick, had good hands, defensively responsible center, great finisher but didn't create enough of my opportunities to have a chance to finish and be recognized as actually good. I was streaky too. I scored like 6 goals in the first 5 games my junior year then didn't score for 14 games before finishing the last 11 games with 13 goals. The Highlight of my hockey life was scoring the game-tying goal in ling island at state championships with 30 seconds left in the game. Just beat their d man to the back post and redirected a pass/shot/far corner dump in under the goalie's pads. We lost the first minute of overtime and I was on the bench. Scored that goal. Got taken off and the 1st line finishes the 30 seconds. Then to start ot at the last second the coach calls our line back ofd yge ice before the faceoff and puts the 1st line out again. They immediately down 2 on 1 and arguably our best player cranks one off the pipe. The play immediately heads turns up ice and theyre trappedbeliw the goaline. One d stupidly tries to step up at the blue line and the puck gets by him. Now it's a 2-1. Our other d guy does the right thing and takes the pass away, even laying out at the last second to take the bottom of the net away too. Didn't matter Kid roofs one glove side and it was over like that...
5:47 that ref doing karate or smth 💀
Lol this is so much more entertaining than NHL!!!! These kids are a riot!
SIX rinks?!?! Holy guac that's awesome.
Lol of course there are kids named Kesler now
i loved the first episode
if Jesse was here it would be chaos he would yell at the kids and would say “JETS ARE BETTER THAN UR DAD LEE GIFFIN”
kessler absolutely flowing
'I do not know if I know the alphabet, so I do not know if I can fact check it.'
10:18, lol!
Hey man , get a penalty, our favorite UA-camrs in the box
~punches the goalie in the face ~ 😂
I WISH FINN SAID THIS AT 6:21
“What do you have to say to the ref?”
“That he needs glasses” 💀💀💀I WOULD’VE BEEN ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR
14:37 😭THATS MY GUY
Finn had no idea how he got a penalty
“I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOONG ON” me watching every sport
“Do you ever say curse words?” “Say one” 😭💀
Don't know anything about hockey, don't know how I got here, but this is a fantastic idea for a video. I'd watch more.
"Oilers fans sing American anthem." you are welcome.
The muffin man had me dying, love that kid
The name was Gavin
There absolutely needs to be a part II
I loved & hated referring the mite/squirt level because they love the game but the parents hate the "no call" aka Two kids colliding cuz they can't turn.
lol this was great !! Would like to see more of these, reminds me of when I was a kid lol.
Bro, the holes in the penalty box on the wall scared me so much I thought I broke my screen
ITS BACK!!
Finally!
i really hope to see some of these kids in the nhl some day😆
I love how every kid under 12 is so socially awkward
The guy at 13:36 reminds me of Nick from the Mighty Ducks series
Honestly- the guys in the box love me. I’m quiet and most often start a conversation lol. Getting mad doesn’t really help.