My dog just lays on my chest. I sounds cute but He is a 92lbs wolf Edit a year later for clarification: he's not 70kg, he was 70lbs at the time and now is 92, he's a Czech wolfdog
@@Skygirl-rp4ob precisely. I keep looking at these kind of vids and expect a camera set up somewhere while they're sleep just so they can catch this in the morning as it naturally happens haha
Dude, my buddy literally runs at full force and tries to stuff our tug of war toy in my mouth since I sleep on the floor if I work late. I'm pretty sure I almost suffocated once.
@@jpavlovskyyy8807 Hey! I'm a Filipino. But I don't care. HAHAHAHAHA Because fuck logic that's why! But only drunk people in the forest do that here. xD
Your Shiba acts just like mine did when I still had him; he'd wake me up everyday starting off with the stare, then getting closer to the bed doing the snort, then he'd bite my blankets and finally when that wasn't enough he'd give out one very sharp bark.
I was kinda expecting her to jump on top of you and stare like the thumbnail. But I guess that would've been a little too much. :D ...I'm talking about a dog, nothing else!
I love how dogs do that sneezy "hrmpf" when they are annoyed.
Mine does it when shes happy
They do it when playful too
Its time to officiate the word “hrmpf”, Collins and Oxford!
Allan Peda doesn’t really mean they’re annoyed...
They do it with other dogs to show they are playing so it doesn’t get misinterpreted as aggression.
When my dog tried and failed to wake me up so she instead slept beside me.
If you cant beat them, join them
same 😭
Cauley I was gonna comment that 😂
You got a purple mattress? lol
Same xD
Dog: has to pee and/or poop urgently
Human: heehee look how Haru tries to get me up
If the hooman doesnt wake poopa on the floor
proceeds to poop on humans forehead.
@@J040PL7 That happened to me :/
@@jajajajja3481 deserved.
@@jajajajja3481 LMAO
Where can I buy this alarm?
Amazon, i just got mine😊
At your nearest pet store
@@denverbajio9752 Why do you buy an alarm at a pet store?
This damn expensive alarm
Your local petland
Imagine actually wanting to wake up every morning
Hahaha good one
Yea I know, its what they call "school"
Its this human.. This human who lives the luxury life
Damn
John Dou i could NEVER
She _protecc_
She _attacc_
But most importantly
She wan _pull the blanket bacc_
😂😂😂
Not funny.
Good good
@@murilitopirulito9414 Like your life.
How do you make the words like that?
Very patient dog. My dog just bite my balls and that works like a charm.
idc if it sounds dark I'm sending that fucker to China if it nibbles on my nuts
I have several questions
@@KingNigelOfTheKookaburraCreek k Nigel
Lmao
Excuse me? Hahahaha
2:03 Lemme attack my tail. Wait nevermind. Focus.
Loll Underrated comment
I love this comment so much lmaoo
Not to be dramatic but I would die for Haru
fricken memes what’s the point in that lol?
lol
But how would you savour the moment if you're not around? Ps you can will it to me 🤣
I wouldn't, I have my own best friend dog that would be very depressed if I died
Truth or dare
Ling ling:Dare
Stacy:Where’s my dog?
Ling ling:Truth.
*Walks Like She's The Best Dog in Town At The End*
Because she is
**Walks like normal cos she is the best dog
*She is*
Yes of course, she’s a shiba ^^
Why'd you write that shit like a title
Roses are red
Get off the bed
cause I need to get fed
gg best poem
xXEmeraldXx ikr?
I wasn’t expecting to laugh so hard at this 😂
gabi ocampos nobody expected roses here:)
Lowkey this music makes me feel like haru is just gonna pull a gun any seccond
lmfaoo
lol my favorite movies are the godfather and the irishman so relatable
321 likes
nice
Haru is so adorable, sweet, goofy & pretty ☺️
Pretty tasty lookin
Pretty? Wtf
that dog has been through the vietnam war
I love hotdogs
I love hotdogs
Pets are the best alarms to wake up. Change my mind
Elzeta my dog woke me up bcuz it peed next to my bed not even joking
Pepp707 😂
They are!!!
Unless you have a cat...
@@AnuragYadav-rs6it disagrees in scratched up face.
I can tell from her face that she is a very good girl.
I rate
10/10
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nice
Did anyone else feel obligated to say "bless you" out loud when Haru sneezed at 0:40 ?
Yos
Me
Perhaps
No.
Jeppe Pedersen bless you.
Pretty civilized if you ask me. My Shiba just barks until everyone is up. Hahaha
2:24
Shoober wake up hooman, Shoober want hooman to give good treat.
No shoob. Shoob is samoyed. A totally different cute and fluffy dog breed. Use shibe
@@kels306 yes very true
A shoober is a different breed!
NERF SHOBER
gib*
My dog just lays on my chest.
I sounds cute but He is a 92lbs wolf
Edit a year later for clarification: he's not 70kg, he was 70lbs at the time and now is 92, he's a Czech wolfdog
love it!!
you have a wolf as a dog????
@@geralt8394 mother wolfie 🐺🐶🐾
@@geralt8394 wolf dog probably
@@geralt8394 Wolves can be domesticated. It's just hard.
"How My Dog Wakes Me Up."
>Awake throughout the whole video.
Plot twist: he is actually sleeping during the video
Do you expect them to... not be awake? Like, just... recording while they're asleep?
@@Skygirl-rp4ob precisely. I keep looking at these kind of vids and expect a camera set up somewhere while they're sleep just so they can catch this in the morning as it naturally happens haha
@@edattacks oh, I guess that makes more sense. Heh :P
That cat is so big and very cute
@@darkRoze__ r/whooosh
@@flower_death85 r/whooosh
@@aIchemizedlemniscate what?
@kimmy O
It's a bark
@prettygirlomg That joke is dead
She was like: "what is wrong with hooman ? He usually wakes up within 30 seconds"
Just Monika Fuck. I thought I removed you from my game Monika. You Betta back off before I go back in to game files!!
Me: **doesn't get out of bed**
My sleep paralysis demon:
is your sleep paralysis demon smile dog?
Phoenix James - Jesus Christ will set you free of that demonic attack!! He will set you free indeed. Praise the Lord 😁😊♥️ xxxxx
@@davedowden he only meant it as a joke lmao
@@novemberdelta1282 Is it not a real scenario that he speaks of? xXx
@@davedowden and anyways sleep paralysis isn't actually demons, it's just hallucinations, we say demons since, well they look like them.
2:13
**Reach out**
Dog: So you have chosen death.
All my dog does is give me a heart attack by invading my room
Puhaha aw
Your dog : *FBI OPEN UP!*
(Im just judging by comment)
BlueEyedDragon28 [NebulaSpinoUltra728] 😂
Dude, my buddy literally runs at full force and tries to stuff our tug of war toy in my mouth since I sleep on the floor if I work late. I'm pretty sure I almost suffocated once.
@@hasram886 That sounds like my dad waking me up
Haru - her walking posture is really noble female.
Don't you think about cooking this dog!
@@earlredclaw1715 woah woah racist, misogynistic, cis-gendered white male how dare you make such a remark like that?!??!!!???
/s
@@podled942 I know his thoughts...u should kneel bevor me for saving that dogs life nigga
@@earlredclaw1715 That's only in the Philippines, China
@@jpavlovskyyy8807 Hey! I'm a Filipino. But I don't care. HAHAHAHAHA
Because fuck logic that's why! But only drunk people in the forest do that here. xD
Any animal: breaths
Me a animal lover: WOW AMAZING AWESOME GREAT JOB CUTE ADORABLE
yeah that's just...truw
Also me: You are the cutest thing in all of creation
It’s amazing how every a Shiba I watch on video behaved just like mine did. Even the strange sneezes, noises and shakes.
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
She won't let you napp
Edit : 2k likes, holy crapp!
Lol good one
Lmao
Its obviously fortnite guys lol
Lolol
Your unoriginal, that’s facts but most importantly your trash
Aww, how cute
When my *catto* wants to wake me up and meowing doesn't work he tries to kill me
cats go for the jugular
Joaquin Sotomayor Escudero *kitter
And then there is my Labradore who doesn’t want to get up and fakes sleeping😂
My little Shiba died in my arms yesterday. I'm so heartbroken. She was the best thing in my life, outside my family. We miss her so much. So sad.
Sorry to hear about that. But I am sure you gave her a good life and she knew she was loved. Which is really all a dog wants in life
She will R.I.P
I'm so sorry, Rich. May she rest in peace. I'm sending you lots of love and hugs.
go to 2:23 for a very spooky *bork*
Am spook
Every time I replay it I feel a strong jolt go through my body
i've been _spOoKEd_
Much spook
I've been given big spook
My dog says:
*wake up*
My dog says to me:
Fvck you, human.
My dog says: Wake up nigga. There's a gang attacc goin' on
My dog says: I dont even like you
my dog say: get up, get me food ,or I will bite your dick off
My cat say: wake up slave and FEED ME
My dog : just 5 minutes mire and after that Feed me plis
My Shiba just sitting right next to the bed and STARES, and if you aren't awake, nose boops until you are aka WALKIES.
_It's nice how she didn't _*_bark_*_ and tried waking you up calmly._
I woyld immediately get out of bed and snuggle with doggo
AestheticWeeb same
*dog
*doggo
She actually barked, I was surprised
She's a beauty!
niner102 I wan to byte her pace
There’s such a cute, little pep in her walk...adorable! 🤗
They are so polite about it give it a treat
She is :)
Wow......what a cute royal bengal tiger is it😚😚 #BONGLOK
Lol bhai
What are you saying? I'm pretty sure it's a baby bear.
It's a elephant u penguins
🐧
No guys are getting all wrong it's dingo 😂
How ignorant are you people. That's clearly a hamster
I can confirm most Shibas are like this in the morning, that little sneeze protest though!
I love the slight tail wiggling while she’s pulling in the blanket lol
Better than my dog, she just sits there and barks at you
Kumquat Lord mine jumps on me and barks, lol
Better than my one,
It's very small, has lights on it and wakes me at the right time.
I have an alarm clock.
Such a charming lovely dog
Your Shiba acts just like mine did when I still had him; he'd wake me up everyday starting off with the stare, then getting closer to the bed doing the snort, then he'd bite my blankets and finally when that wasn't enough he'd give out one very sharp bark.
Thank you. My shiba throughly enjoyed this
I was kinda expecting her to jump on top of you and stare like the thumbnail. But I guess that would've been a little too much. :D
...I'm talking about a dog, nothing else!
JeveGreen why would we think you were talking about anything else
@@annabetholson a girl...
Fmono • 39 years ago • edited yup
@@DearSoldierGP its a DOG, unless theyre into that kind of thing. Literally no one was thinking of it being anything else.... :||
Sandy Knowles I did ok I’m not supporting beastiliaty I’m just dirty minded.
she need some bepis
😂😂😂
@Dante Dobbins hehe
Sorry 🅱️epis machine broke
@Sfh Dyes it's from shibenation. We have our own language here
@@dangermanq7 its not a thing for this channel, its just a term for memerss
That jump cut to the end where Haru is walking is hilarious! The comedic timing was perfect. That's all she really wanted.
Haru is so adorable
Who else got a fright when Haru barked 😂😂😂
Oh damn that's cute
:)
So cute shiba , puppy love 100%
Haru: Wake up human. *The sacrifice must be made*
Why is Haru the cutest dog ever
That face is to die for ,so cute!!!!!😍😍😍😘😘😘
My dog also makes that little huff sneeze sound in the morning when he wants me to get up. Maybe that’s a dog impatience sound 😂
perfect vid during these hard times...
Looks well taken care of.
That’s a cute lizard
@Doge Gam3R Akshat um what?
@Doge Gam3R Akshat that's a lizard.
@Doge Gam3R Akshat its clearly a lizard, don't you know your insects?
@Doge Gam3R Akshat lizard tho
Toast Craft r/wooooooooosh
Thats adorable.
*im waking up*
*to this cute pup*
So cute.
First half-slow motion alarm clock
Second half- fast motion alarm clock 🤣🤣
💖💖💖haru💓💓💓
My shiba also stretches and sneezes when she's impatient lol
So adorable!😍
That's the best way to start the day. Haru is so cute❤
“Get-up human, I know you’re filming me dude.”
I like how the profile pic a the dog siting straight like a person. He is officially a citizen.
the playfulness is what its all about :)
Legend has it the doge still hasn’t tore off the bed covers
XD
Mine just hops on the bed and starts licking my eyeballs.
Works like a charm.
one of our cats do that too, and sniffs/purrs really loudly in the ear. Going for the eyelids works every time *shiver*
Whenever I visit my sister in Tennessee, that's her dogs great me in the morning
What a beautiful smart dog; so endearing.
What a pretty dog! So cute!
Hey there's a cute fuzzy fox in my room.
This looks just like my little girl acts like her too 🥰❤️
"Instant like" when I saw him start to tug the blanket ❤☺
so adorable
She attacc
She protecc
But more importantli,
She a gentil alarm clocc 💓💓💓
yes
She’s adorable 😍🥺
Same. My Shiba Inu does the exact same thing! It's cute, and it really brightens my day!
The thumbnail is me waking up my parents on Christmas
I think all Shibas are alike because mine behaves almost identically
That majestic walk at the end
Your dog is adorable😩
What kind of bird is that? I never knew birds can have four legs!
I think that's an eagle
It's a wingless griffin.
Psycho Animator I thought birds had 6 legs
Shes like "Wake up hooman" 😂
Bless you shiba inu
Adorable.
1:46 - Hey wake up or am coming there.
Wake up hooman.
that ending melted my heart
precious baby
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
She want her hooman bacc
1:17 *“nope that din work”*
*vietnam flashbacc*
That's a good furry friend you got there. Good doggy!
Sooo love her.. she is soo adorable :*