@@sunnypeach1328 i wasnt trying to contradict your statement in any way i was just stating that I love spiders lol (only big ones because big ones cant hide) the small ones can be in my god damn Rubik's cube and I wouldn't know until I get bitten by a brown recluse(my countries variant of black widows)
Me when I wake up to my alarm: ugh mom turn my thing off it's waking me up. My mom: Your alarm is supposed to wake you up. Him: crushes his alarm clock because he doesn't want to get up either
If you added mustard into it, it would've been perfect with all three condiment. 😅 I seriously don't know how you guys make something that was originally a liquid, into a jelly. 😅
04:04: girls hitting puberty
03:24: boys hitting puberty
More like 1:13
Oh I get it because when girls have there periods
yes
@@paintlover2275 We all get it. 😐
Lmao
The camera : I'm ok!
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It's raining- MAYONNAISE
3:24
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@@GOAT_GOATERSON Nu Patrick it's not
My nightmare
•Unknown lunatic• AND A KETCHUP FOUNTAIN
GOAT GOATERSON no it’s not Patrick
0:10 how to stop a frickin alarm so you ain't goin no school
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Plot twist: the shredder actually created everything and the videos are in reverse
Underrated comment
Me as a little kid: pencils are invincible and mine is included
Shredder: hey kid let me show you how it’s done
I don't break anything as a girl
Pisau Catalina your totally a little kid
Pisau Catalina what the fuck are you saying
Yep your totally a little kid
Me who already has bronken pencil: nope
0:10 one way to break your alarm clock. 😂
Best shredder Channel ever 10/10
More like infinite/10
rating of shredder 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
4:06 sans: you destroyed my ketchup, now I destroy you
Shred an alive spider next
B r u h. I know mostly everyone doesn't like spiders and all but that's just cruel. Why not if its already dead? Imagine being shredded alive .-.
@caleb houghton yeah, kill them BEFORE ya shred em. Like crush them or something. I don't wanna be that one person but no burning.
@@sunnypeach1328 i love spiders
@@TitanBeats Well that's good. I said *mostly* btw, and you're not the majority which is a good thing :>
@@sunnypeach1328 i wasnt trying to contradict your statement in any way i was just stating that I love spiders lol (only big ones because big ones cant hide) the small ones can be in my god damn Rubik's cube and I wouldn't know until I get bitten by a brown recluse(my countries variant of black widows)
4:57 satisfying
Ketchup starts at 3:57 ur welcome 😌
a true hero 👍
R.i.p plants in the background. They’re gonna have a nice feast of sugar and gelatin after this video, and they might die lol.
And also engine oil
@@GSSsimon yea that and ketchup with mayo too lol
And plastics
@@ziggy481 lots of plastic
Me when I wake up to my alarm: ugh mom turn my thing off it's waking me up. My mom: Your alarm is supposed to wake you up.
Him: crushes his alarm clock because he doesn't want to get up either
Pink pencil
be like:Lol you can't kill me
OH MY GOD!😭 That was my grandfather! Look at the mess you’ve made!
2:00 AM here
What I do not get it???
@@scottzimmerman1912 his name is ketchup
But we eat Ketchup... Like you know
And the Mayonnaise?
Most of the cans of jam: Only one time.
The can with green jam: Repeats NUMEROUS TIMES.
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Bois everyday: 3:37
What about girls
3:59 be like
Is ketchup blood?
Next you should put the people that say “first” in the shredder.
4:41 Of course! There's no face reveal yet. Oh well.
there are a lot of people living on the street and without food to eat and the people are spending it I am not like the others spending food
Good Video Gojzer
The bottles of soap are the best! Squish-spurt-squish-spurt! LOL!
The plants after these people come with oil for the shredder:
Ah shit here we go again
3:24)
Boys on December 1st
Yes boys are luckyy.. i like playing with my saucages
0:25 YEY IM FREED
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how the hell did you even clean up all that mess lol
Hot water and a jet nozzle. He made a vid on it once
This guy deserves so many likes this is amazing
Edit: When you reverse the mayonise and ketchup it just looks like it got a 23 ft tounge
have you heard of the tomato family?
the baby tomato was going slow so the daddy tomato stomped on him and said, "ketchup!"
Me: thats looks dangerous
Also me: i want to stick my finger in it
Lol same
3:46 when her hand touches your thigh
I love when he does it backwards
4:22 HEADSHOT
0:03 I thought now the music will play "Till I Come - ATB"
Rest in peace to Gojzer's Cameras XD
The pencil one was cool
Nagyon szeretem a munkásságodat csak így tovább.
What did you just say and how did you get a heart
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@@Braylonprowell3421he said he likes the work
@@anthonyhudson9722 that was 3 years ago 💀
Gozer fans like here
I feel bad for the plants thats getting ketchup, sauce and gasoline
Aside from the gasoline, it's a garden salad
I like that that have a gopro and not even using it.
IT’S BLEEDING
What
You spend 100s and 100s of dollars to get millions of views and subscriptions
Genius
Well that still makes ALOT of money to so I’d say he is wasting money but he is making money at the same time
Ketchup be like: *[Insert Imagine Dragons Bleeding Out]*
When u showed the camera had that gu like thing on it for a second I thought u were gonna put the camera in the shredding machine xD
I liked the play dough
Clock: WAKE UP STUPID HEAD me: grabs crusher clock: oh heck nah
I like your video
First but not really
This guy can probably shred UA-cam channels!
That’s actually a good one he probably could lol 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼
Lol
I dont find this funny
Good one
Thank god im not the one who is cleaning it!
Neither am I.
Azərbaycan lısan sən
Imagine cleaning that up
Where did you buy that shredder?
on tinder app
IN YOUR FACE
Fantastic job 🤩🤩🤩😃❤️
you love to clean your shredder :P
Bellissimo video amico mio ti voglio bene
Imagine if one of the shredded things flys out and hits the cera into the shredder and then you see the person cry and swear.
asome cool
i like fast shredder
Where good😘❤️
Weirdly satisfying.
Those things created a huge mess!
By the way, the video was awesome!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Rayphal, mayonnaise is not an instrument. And neither is horseradish.
0:24 does anyone saw the other playdough jump off?
The one that got away
@@Astra_Drawz yeah
and they are nice!
what brand and where did u purchase this shredder ..i need one for plastics.. im needing to shred A LOT of plastics
"Dad,where's my Toy's?
انه من اول المشاهين
At 0:25 that play dough was like, nope not today.
🤣🤣🤣 Dopo la maionese, il ketchup ci voleva. 🤣🤣🤣
Big Wow! MEGA EPIC
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The shredder: nice pencils toys and averything!
This video is sponsored by No Nut November puns.
This should've been called "Shredding Ketchup and other messy stuff! AMAZING VIDEO!"
WOW AMAZING!!!
The mayonnaise 3:21 The ketchup 4:04
Srinivas Goli's teddy bear: my teddy bear is typing
Is cool
When its black Friday
Cool asmr
Skeet skeet 😆 wow gush off 🛢 😆 so many colors 😆 crunchy noise yes please just makes more funny stuff 😆 squirt looks like it came?
I can practically hear the audio jungle in these music choices
Diese Folge nennt sich "Ich Schredder Ketchup und mach ne riesen sauerei" 🤣
Camera: OH MY GOD IS GOJZER FACE
GOJZER : sorry I know if we face
Sound good.
It's Gonna Take A While To Clean That Up
All the cans are filled with jello?
Hola
I wonder if Gallagher has seen this? I bet he'd like it.
If you added mustard into it, it would've been perfect with all three condiment. 😅
I seriously don't know how you guys make something that was originally a liquid, into a jelly. 😅
Code code code code code code code baby girl
Класно продолжал втомже духи
When he did the alarm clock ⏰ though 🥰🤪😈💩
NICE
0:00 What Is The Song
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I had already found the song it's called "Your world is mine"
Old saying: "Can't put toothpaste back in the tube"
Gojzer: Hold my expensive go-cam
NOT THA BANANA SODA
QUE CHIDO
Man i can really use something like this to shred some stuff . 🔥👍😷
Great asmr