He lovingly lectures me, but the bite is gone from his words as he watches my soft wince from the sting of the alcohol, wanting nothing more than to take my pain into himself instead.
Him: "You never have gotten into fight did you?" Me who's has anger problems always getting into fight and getting injured: *Y E P* I *never* get into fight😃
@@vespera9115 she's most definitely a woman. She just makes boyfriend audios because she has a more manly voice and she figures it to be more fitting and just easier. C: so yes. She is a woman and she's absolutely wonderful. Like yagamie yato. She's a woman to 👁️👁️
me and my friends have a saying " the more you hate, the more you love " we had a pair in our friend group who would always tease and "hate" each other for years. they're a couple now 😃
Him: you've never gotten into a fight before have you? Me someone who does karate and me and my cousins fight all the time : yep never only once gave a kid a bloody nose cause they were bullying my friend and my class is kinda intimidated by my skill but nope never 😉
i’ve been that one person who watched someone get sent to the hospital cause a dear ol friend went and made the person some cookies that they were allergic to and i stood there as 911 was called but once my friend stood next to me i slapped them so hard they called me mom for the rest of the school year-
Bestie I’m afraid to tell you this but……. The creator isn’t a boy 😭 it’s a girl that runs this account which is awesome and I’m completely in love with her voice but the fact everyone think she is a boy makes me giggle
"What do you even working on now?" Me:I drew Beel from the game Obey me..i mean Beel as he draw i guess "Seriously..you suck a dork" Me:...Belfi!This dude say'd that i'm a dork becous i draw your twin!
@@himbosrhot jeeze i didnt know chill. i looked in their bio and i thought it said she/her and why you gettin all mad at me if she uses she/her as well as he/him and they/them? I only used pronouns once in this comment so i couldnt really change them out like i do with like my friends and myself so dont come attack me for that.
My voice is on the deeper side and I kind of enjoy it and try to do voices but it's not deep enough so knowing that you can do these is incredible. Amazing work.
Parker: Dorky Me being a dumb simp: Your voice sounds like an angel 😩☝️❤️ Parker: Hey cuties :3 Me: OH MY GODNESS- CNKOYFGKMWVIPAB *so cute 😭👌💕* (I had to comment that sorry lol xd)
Him: "You never gotten into a fight before." Me: im in control of my anger at times but if you see my eyes turn dark then you're fucked. My dad and sister are like that and never backs down. Both sides of my family have commited actual murder.
@@newji6398 yeah. On my dads side he has eight brothers and a sister. I know my uncle Pancho got mad at a guy who didnt pay him back the money and shot him. Then one of my other uncles was jumped and killed by some cousins. On my mom's side her dad was a wanted man on the run who killed three men in Texas and been in hide out until mom found him at 23 to have a connection until somebody poisoned him two days later. We have two old newspaper clippings of his crime and of his last arrest.
@@newji6398 my family are helping my mom find out of she had any siblings or family members of her dad. She actually known him for two days after years of my grandma telling her crap about him and she was never her kid. My dad had worked with my grandpas brother which they didnt know until after his death. We still have the drawing of him with my mom. That the only thing my mom has left of him.
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* stays awake the whole audio *
"Hey cuties"
* falls asleep *
you got a point 💀🤚
Their out credit voice always gets me super tired😩
Same, she has the most soothing voice on the internet
PLSS I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU PASSING OUT AND FALLING BACKWARDS. i love this comment
@@sublimarii LMAO
"you havent been in a fight, have you?"
me: *in wrestling, karate, and kickboxing* uh no
As a karate bitch, I feel you 🤣
@@JTunde-wq3po same UwU ✨
Wrestling and karate for me 🤣🤣
Clearly not
Wowww you guys are so cool 😭 I can’t even lift a chair probably
These types of videos are the reason why I can’t take my bullies seriously
Fr
Honestly yeah
@LanaElixir I’m not scared of him
*gets punched* _harder daddy_
@@vermont3655 I-i *note to self* do not get in fights*
Parker’s “Hey Cuties” just makes me feel loved 🥰
YEAH her voice in that part is like injecting serotonin straight into my brain
vvvvvpv
vvvv
@@ellactricity03 it’s “he”
@@ellactricity03 not she 👁👄👁
Parker: “D-Did you just kiss me?”
Me: “No I just made a cheesecake. 🍰”
can i have some? my mom didnt feed me today
@@Luhvsxo always 🍰 and if you want seconds just ask 🍴
@@gotmilk9764 "alright, I dropped the cheesecake"
I'm so sorry I had to cuz of ur profile pic
These comments are killing me 💀
Can I get a slice?... YES OK it's 1:26of night but I'm hungry:”)🍄✨
Oh to have my wounds tenderly treated by my "enemy" as he talks softly to me 💓🤧
He lovingly lectures me, but the bite is gone from his words as he watches my soft wince from the sting of the alcohol, wanting nothing more than to take my pain into himself instead.
Honestly if my enemy was to treat me nicely I would ask him if he was okay, because my enemy is more like " i hate you!" "Okay.bye"
@@ralphmacchiosforliferr lmao same like "dude did u hit your head or something"
@@zoya_Hayat for real I would be concerned for my own safety as well because he is obviously planning on killing me
@@ralphmacchiosforliferr this could be a anime plot
"wearing black long sleeves and large sunglasses"
me: Its called im depressed bro BAHAHAA
Truee
BABAHAHHAAASABAS IM LAUGHING NOT CRYING 🤣🥲🤣🥲
Comically large sunglasses
Me: 👁👄👁 am I not allowed to wear a hoodie like I normally do?-
Its Not a pave mom
“You got your a- beat”
Listener, getting their wounds cleaned: *YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY*
288 likes and no comment but like I would have kicked the f out of my bully
me never getting into a fist fight because nobody wants too fight me
Me: i didn't get jumped i uhhhhh.....fell?
Ha lol
*takes my glasses-*
Me: I kinda need those to see-
Same ➖👄➖💧
☠☠☠☠👍🏻
😂😂😂😭
I have glasses to that's what I did
True
Him:I don't like to see you all roughed up like this, after all I'm the only one who gets to bully you * chuckles *
Me:wow how comforting 😒
"You haven't gotten into a fight before have you?"
Ptfffff- my detention record says otherwise
**sips tea** 😗🍵 so… any stories?
JSJSHAHA
27 times starting when I was in ... 1st grade yeah my principal saw me each week for this reason and ...others
Lol same
@@annatheartperson mostly just
"Hey leave me alone."
"Or what?"
"Or I'll punch you."
"Oh really? Listen you bi-"
Then I punched them.
parker: “you got your ass beat and your worried about an alcohol sting”
me: “yes bitch them fuckers hurt”😃
FRFR
Me clicking on the video as fast as I can: SHE A RUNNER, SHE A TRACKSTAR🏃♀️-
might as well change our names to lightning mcqueen 😌
im lighting maqeen beches i clicked as soon as i got a notification
@@polaroideyes 💀🤣
The pfp concerns me-
@@bri770 for who, mine? If so, just to clarify this is my mom's account-
Bully: long black shirt and the biggest sunglasses iv ever seen. Me:hm sounds like drug's
Its better then drugs Jeremy....
@@georgelopez4827 IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAANNN
@@annatheartperson ITS A GRAY OBLONG PILL
WAIT ZADIA!!!!!! AND KADE!? OML!
@@Kinniko-r8m hi
**when he says i have little cuts on my arms**
me: "oh shit he found my scars-"
uhm same.. anyway u good bro?
@@dead9593 yea im good lol im trying to stop/slow down with it but ty for asking
Omg same LOLOL
wait cause i was thinkin the same thing✌🏽
Nah I was thinking the same thing and got hella scared
Him: you haven't got into a fight before have you"
Me: only in karate tournaments"
Lol I can't relate but that sounds fun
This is so cool
Lol same
i gace a kid a bloody nose😎👌
@@sm0llqueen289 Ive punched someone because i was tired and only slept for 2 hours then a fight broke out and i ended up winning-
I can relate to this a lot 🤣
“Bully needs your love”
And you shall have it🥰
Him: "You never have gotten into fight did you?"
Me who's has anger problems always getting into fight and getting injured: *Y E P* I *never* get into fight😃
Fr like…. I did jiu jitsu so that I could basically choke someone with out getting in trouble
her* Parker mae is a uh girl😟
@@wmai ... There's no fucking way
@@vespera9115 read the description if it's that unbelievable to you smh
@@vespera9115 she's most definitely a woman. She just makes boyfriend audios because she has a more manly voice and she figures it to be more fitting and just easier. C: so yes. She is a woman and she's absolutely wonderful.
Like yagamie yato. She's a woman to 👁️👁️
I still wanna know who dislikes something made by the queen herself-
*dude that's the truth-*
People who dislikes this video are that guy that bully us and his friends :)
SHE'S A GIRL??
@@yamamotoMiyoko Yes-
WAIT SHE?! SHES A GIRL?! ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ
I LOVE IT SO MUCH. ITS SO CUTE. PLEASE KEEP GOING. I LOVE YOUR VOICE THANK YOUUU
*stays awake the whole time*
* instantly hates life after until...*
"Hey cuties"
This I definitely a Bakugou voice somehow don’t ask me how I think the voice is marching
Yea. Bit more higher nd calmer
YAASSSS
*KALM BAKUGO*
Cucumber Approved
At this point I'm actually scared of you.
@@aurora_i1x273 same
Your literally in ever comment section
I see you everwhere
The ‘hey cuties’ is literally amazing
me and my friends have a saying
" the more you hate, the more you love "
we had a pair in our friend group who would always tease and "hate" each other for years. they're a couple now 😃
I don't get how people can do all the kissing noises...they sound so real!!!!
Maybe their are using their hand or a pillow. Don't know how that works but... yeah🤣🤣
“So you don’t hate me...?”
Oh no-
*I do*
That was just for false hope *:)*
Can't believe how I let a dork like you get on my couch
Me: hey I'm not a dork
Ugh I cant anymore, your voice is so soothing. I love it.
As soon as I got the notification of the video I clicked it-
Edit: HOW DOES MY COMMENT HAVE A HEART?! Omg, this is the best day of my life
These give me serotonin when I’m too scared to ask for affection
Same with me
Tsundere’s can bully me all day and night!
Thank you for all the amazing content you put out for us, Parker 🖤
*me with my eyes closed about to fall asleep*
“Hey cuties”
Me: JESUS CHRIST THAT SCARED ME
HWHEHEHHEHEHEE TSUNDERE HEHEHEHGEGE *CHOKES*
HEHEHE SHUT UP
69 lyks :0
@@futao4789 *likes*
@@Iloveshickkennuggets i know-
@@felix6227 Mate, Calm down- Geez 🧍♀️
Glad he came, I have plenty of love to share 🥰
Parker’s “Hey cuties” are cute asf 🥰
Him: you've never gotten into a fight before have you?
Me someone who does karate and me and my cousins fight all the time : yep never only once gave a kid a bloody nose cause they were bullying my friend and my class is kinda intimidated by my skill but nope never 😉
“ms briggs”
me: *gets flashbacks from icarly*
SAME
This.....might just be my favorite vid.....My heart can't take this bro
Sleep can wait
“you’ve never been in a fight before have you?”
me sending someone hospital b4 …. shore 😁
i’ve been that one person who watched someone get sent to the hospital cause a dear ol friend went and made the person some cookies that they were allergic to and i stood there as 911 was called but once my friend stood next to me i slapped them so hard they called me mom for the rest of the school year-
Him: Are your parents home
Me: Nope
Him: Ok in that case we are going to my house
Me: Jeez you wanna meet my parents that bad??
sHawTy don't got to tell me twice
"You've never been in a fight before, have you?"
Me- * takes taekwondo* Eheh, NoOooO~
I swear whenever Parker says,” Hey cuties” either my life span increases or I fall in love
DAMN I WAS SLEEPING WHEN THE VIDEO SHOWED UP SO SORRY FOR BEING LATEE
Oh my god this was so fucking cute🥺💕
Can You do more like this?? 🙏
Yes :D thank you so much!
Omg I love your real voice it is just so cute
*listens to audio* almost dies
*"hey cuties"* DIES
-barges in
-comforts you expecting nothing in return
-refuses to elaborate further
I LOVE SO MUCH PLEASE THIS HAS ME YELLING
My heart is melting 😳
The fact that when I found his channel I stayed up all night listening to him.
Bestie I’m afraid to tell you this but……. The creator isn’t a boy 😭 it’s a girl that runs this account which is awesome and I’m completely in love with her voice but the fact everyone think she is a boy makes me giggle
@@Angie17581 the fact that I just found that out yesterday lmao
@@ih8mys3ifbutimprety34 I found out like maybe 20 minutes ago because that’s when I found this account 😭😂
@@Angie17581 LOL
I'm tired of wearing this mask
Me: BUT THE FACT IS , IVE BEEN FAILING ALL MY CLASSES
THEY THINK THAT I NEED GLASSES
"You haven't been in a fight, have you?"
Me with anger issues and a violent older brother:
*No 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 not* 😀
I still can not belive your a girl you are so talented!💕💞
He is a girl? :0
@@llovelylina that was my reaction when I found out
@@Mochasmother lol
@@llovelylina believe me I was surprised too☹️
@@llovelylina she* is a girl
Awww that's cute 😄😄😄, great audio parker 😊😊😊💜💜💜
"What do you even working on now?"
Me:I drew Beel from the game Obey me..i mean Beel as he draw i guess
"Seriously..you suck a dork"
Me:...Belfi!This dude say'd that i'm a dork becous i draw your twin!
A fellow obey me dan spotted in the wild!
Yes!
OMG BEEL
Hold on- I got the carrot head version of him
Years later: I founds it.
Ichigo Kurosaki
"Ur wearing black long sleeves"
Me : WHERE DA HELL DID U PUT DA CAMERA
I- CAN EXPLAIN
@@thetrshpanda4515 BHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
I did not know Parker was a chick 😀 honestly made me love HER more 😌✨ didn't think it was possible though-
Parkers prounous are He/She/They. Use them.💢
@@himbosrhot jeeze i didnt know chill. i looked in their bio and i thought it said she/her and why you gettin all mad at me if she uses she/her as well as he/him and they/them? I only used pronouns once in this comment so i couldnt really change them out like i do with like my friends and myself so dont come attack me for that.
11:56
12:48
13:18
14:03
THANK YOU.
@@classiccassidyqwq6595 😔👋
Ty so much.🛐✨
Let me guess, you’ve never gotten into a fight before?
There was this one time where I fought a vampire in Egypt
@D3ADP1XL yeah, that was definitely me
My name is Egypt so this caught me off gaurd 👁
@@thepyramidsofEgyptttt Vore
Oh- YEAH
@@thetrshpanda4515 And also a stag beetle, a tentacle melon, a grabby water hand, fog, a guy, a cat man and way more
Heyyy I love ur content x ❤️💗🥰
How am I six hours Late...HAVE I BEEN WATCHING MARKIPLIERS OLD VIDEOS FOR THAT LONG-
Omg same about the hours
and still, I'm getting all shy all of sudden because your outro :)
Ded
i read enemies to lovers and RAN.
this was so good i kept listening to it while i was chopping garlic lol
this is the cutest tsundere ive ever seen
i haven’t gotten in a fight but have been schooled on how to win. i am actually expirienced in taking care of wounds. i just forget to
My voice is on the deeper side and I kind of enjoy it and try to do voices but it's not deep enough so knowing that you can do these is incredible. Amazing work.
"What are those bruises on ur arms? "
I play volleyball ever heard of it?
Haikyuu vibes
Me when a boy from my class gives me a single Anger Issue: *fight the hell out of Them*
Nope, I've never got into a fight before- 😃
Welp.. I got six hours of sleep. That’s great.. I have school today too 😀🤚
Great😂
LOLLLLL I DONT CARE
@@felix6227 neither do I care about your opinion.
@Lillian Beck 😀🤚
wait you get more than 5 hours? /srs
Parker: 𝘏𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴~
Me: (High pitch screams)
LIKE IT JUST MAKES ME GET BUTTERFLIES I SWEAR
omg this whole audio is so cute i might die! *faint*
I love this and I can barley say a word without yelling
Lmao even though I found out that your a girl I still thought your voice is so cute and your so talented
Lmaoo I fixed sorry
@Bug parker is a girl- you didn't know that?
@Bug LMAOOOO sorry I can change it to something else
I've read too much fanfiction and dork is more like a complement to me. Thanks boo.
it's just awwww❤😇 so cute so sweet❤❤❤Please do part 2😘Guys i know we all want part 2 🔮
this really says "if they're mean to you, they *like* you-
For sure 👍
Hi I love your asmr
Parker: Dorky
Me being a dumb simp: Your voice sounds like an angel 😩☝️❤️
Parker: Hey cuties :3
Me: OH MY GODNESS- CNKOYFGKMWVIPAB *so cute 😭👌💕* (I had to comment that sorry lol xd)
When guys jokingly or affectionately or endearingly/annoyingly call me a dork I melt a little after laughing it off 💓
Him: "You never gotten into a fight before."
Me: im in control of my anger at times but if you see my eyes turn dark then you're fucked. My dad and sister are like that and never backs down. Both sides of my family have commited actual murder.
Really???
@@newji6398 yeah. On my dads side he has eight brothers and a sister. I know my uncle Pancho got mad at a guy who didnt pay him back the money and shot him. Then one of my other uncles was jumped and killed by some cousins. On my mom's side her dad was a wanted man on the run who killed three men in Texas and been in hide out until mom found him at 23 to have a connection until somebody poisoned him two days later. We have two old newspaper clippings of his crime and of his last arrest.
Oh my god...
@@newji6398 my family are helping my mom find out of she had any siblings or family members of her dad. She actually known him for two days after years of my grandma telling her crap about him and she was never her kid. My dad had worked with my grandpas brother which they didnt know until after his death. We still have the drawing of him with my mom. That the only thing my mom has left of him.
@@alexpulido97 ohhh ..... sorry
So many butterflies 🦋🦋🦋 😩❤
"i'll get it out of you. one way or another" 😃☝ *cough cough*
Him= You haven't been in a fight have you
Me= **a fencing champion at my school** no..
WHO ARE WE
WE'RE WEEBS 🥳🥰😍🤩
WHAT DO WE WANT!?
~SLEEP~
ARE WE GONNA GET IT?!
PROBABLY NOT
ARE WE STILL GONNA WATCH ANIME TILL 5 AM!?
🥳HELL YESSS🥳
im suuuper late,school kicking my ass very hard and maybe youtube hates me so much that they didn't give me notification. but now im here🧍♀️
i love your audios :p never stop doing them TwT
This was too freaking cute. ^_^
This is low-key my dream relationship
I am speed🏃♂️💨
*WE* are speed 🏃♀️💨
@@_jax_draws Yes, Yes
You are ✨talented✨
KEEP IT UP GURL 🤍😇😇🌹
I RAN SO FAST TO THIS VIDEO! 🏃🏻
All this time...for a year I thought you was a male......I just read the description and omg I’m in love work it girly!! Wooo 🔥
and the biggest pair of sunglasses I’ve ever seen..
THEYRE GOGYS GLASSES SHUSSSSHHHH
Just a quick note no one is first until they finished the video
Just thinking bout the time you were shouted out in a arcade craniacs video
yupp tsundere bully, loving it
My friend is a tsundere but she's soft around