Cooking, But Not Really: HOT POCKETS!
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- The cooking show for those that don't know how to cook... Today, we make our own homemade hot pockets!
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I'm just amazed by the fact that Ryan still has all of his fingers.
I don't know how that happened.
WOW
WOWY WOW WOW
WOWY WOW WOOOOOOOOOW
Out of all of them
Ryan: "I can't cook"
Also Ryan: *4 ovens in his kitchen*
😂
To heat some ramen I bet
Hah I have 5 oven I don't even use 1
😂😂😂😂
I bet there's cash in there
Ryan: paco cant cook
Also Ryan: *gets help from paco the entire video*
This is like cooking but not cooking
Everyone lets appreciate paco and know that we love him
bush kween Nah lol 😂
do we though...
paco > everyone
...But not really
I miss Shawn
“I don’t know how to cook, that’s why I made this show”
It’s Literally a cooking show
Now he will become the next masterchef
Damn, that's the basis of my second Channel lol
@@indranujdatta9774 but only because he doesn't know how to cook 😂😂😂
but not really
Damn dis comment is doing good
Bruh I just noticed “Cooking But Not Really: Hot Paco”
Vicky hoang Hot Paco
got me
Got me
they are making “cooking but not really: dell paco with depres-sean”
Hot Paco
This is a good episode of kitchen nightmares
Nine month one reply. Now two.
1 year two reply now three
1 year three reply. Now four
1 year four reply. Now 4
my main question is: Did they wash their hands?
They washed their hands with plenty of water
But water was NOT real
@@mustafa1383 wdym? I always wash my hands with inflammable water
This aged bad
Hoo boy ya predicted the future
Just For you The comment was like in December so corona probably started already?
i love how ryan is really talented and a literal prodigy at most things he tries but doesn’t know how to cut an onion and struggles to open a package of meat
IKR!!
i have the friend that is exactly like ryan. Really smart and talented at most things but fails to do really stupidly simple tasks
I feel like there's a thing about onions...I have genius friends that in for some reason....cutting an onion...is like their biggest struggle in life 😅😂
Well, Einstein was reported to need his wife to tie his shoes, so looks like there's some provable science in how big brains tend to overlook small brain activities.
omy gosh, horrible at cutting onions, genius, talented, namjooonnnn
Ryan: We need diced onions
Also Ryan: *Starts mincing the onion*
Perfect they all can evenly cook now
I feel stupid, but what’s the difference?
How are they different?
Å n x i ë t y ' s _ H ø s t it’s smaller
Angel Tirta I know right
“I miss Sean”
True ogs remember that
That was what ryan said the whole time in the cooking video before this one
Bro those days
Ik
Yeah. At least he’s doing something he loves in his life.
Nah real OG's know then before RHPC was even a PC. Like Tim I think that was his name or something. Or the time when Ryan basically almost got his channel shut down because of a gay slur, copyrighted music, and something racist
As much as I love Ryan, I can definitely see him on Worst Cooks in America 😭
I know, right? I mean, I know he's going to get yelled at a lot, but I kinda want to see him on that show now.
Everyone: Sean is better than paco
Paco on the inside: I wanna die
I get the feeling that Paco is the adult in the group. The group usually tends to not like that person and yet can't function without him/her.
@@anthonythomas The 'not functioning' part was just an exaggeration. More often than not, someone by default assumes the parent role if no one else is there.
And when I say people not liking the parent, what I meant was when you have a roommate who is always going 'keep the common area clean', 'turn off the lights when you don't need them'. You don't hate them you just feel annoyed but you also know that they're right so you go along with it.
And about Paco, I just said what I figured based on their videos. I may be wrong about that.
Ashcool i would not call Paco the adult
@johnny ember Shit! I didn't think anyone would figure it out this soon.
Don't tell Ryan, please...
K
I like the video but it also gave me depresSean.
I want a Sean cameo
Broducts WTF are your videoes..?? 😂🖕
@@kata9799 cure of depressean
Seeeaaaaaan 😭
let’s show our sean appreciaSean
5:00
Gordon Ramsey: starts crying
Nah man he’s been crying since the first episode
How do you cut an onion?
“I know you’re supposed to cry”
Ryan: “Lets make desert hot pockets”
Me: ....so a pop tart?...
Well you're not wrong...
Lord Duckington but not really
u mean strudel
@@andrewwoan I literally forgot those existed even though I have some in my fridge XD
me too
Me watching Ryan use the knife:
**Anxiety intensifies*
underrated comment of the day...
Oh yeah for sure i thought the disclaimer was to show a clip at the end of ryan actually going to the emergency room with a tip of his finger cut off or sth
Just a random weeb.
Oh? Are you approaching me?
I can't beat the sh- uhhhh, crap out of you without getting closer- uhhhh that sounded gay
Jotaro, isn't everyone who has a stando in this world gay
Good point
What were we doing
Idk
FOGG YOU
*MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA-*
*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-*
*AUHGWRRRYYYYYYYYY*
*ROAWHDA ROLLAJH DAAA*
*MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
@Legario Montsierre that was a deep cut
@@badimaaa4a548 hoho, you're a man of culture as well, my fellow jo bro
Not gonna lie forgot this mans existed for a while
True tho😂
Hello brother
that's why his views are so low, everyone forgot about him
Yee
66
Dear Ryan: can you make “nice guys” or “bad guy” into rock or classical song?
He’s not gonna
Yesssssss I would love that video
I can already hear the violins
They'll get a copyright, because of UMG
Plz no
This is why you don't leave Ryan and Paco in the house alone with no parental supervision
Aleesha Syraj I think they had Jacob with them?
It's because they are the children of RHPC
SuperviSean
Also because of the Parkourse series on HigaTV, they do way stupider stuff on there
do another 1
"I miss Sean.."
Literally Everyone -2019
Not me. I like Sean and all, but there is clearly no need to comment it in every video where Paco "replaces" Sean. Sean chose to move on. So should everyone else. -Me in 2019
Kenneth Thieu Lol I like how u added the “Me-2019”
Yeah, I really like Sean too but it's just life, he chose to pursue his career. Not mistake of anyone. So now if Paco replaces Sean, we should respect him and make him feel welcomed :)
"-2019"
- everyone 2019
@@khiemhoangho yess
"Dessert hot pockets"
So you mean Pop Tarts.
You guys should have used cookie doe instead of bread dough for the dessert
now I need to know what the edit was
Random Girls YAS they probably spelled dough correctly the first time then thought: that ain’t good enough
A deer?
@@changednamelit A female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
“Idk how to cut an onion, I know you’re supposed to cry”
- Ryan 2019
He is to rich to cook on his own!
@@Proviper666 Hey! I can't cook, and I'm not rich!
@@Proviper666 you don't have to be rich to fail at cooking. I have many years worth of burnt cereal and soggy toast to prove it
@@Proviper666 too*
@@MrE_ burnt cereal?
paco's genuine concern for ryan's safety with the knife is hilariously adorable
sssssss HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“What lasts 2 days?”
Patience, wait till their back
This is what happens when you leave these two home alone
Edit: everyone hating paco obviously aren’t real fans and don’t watch HigaTV
What Ryan says while holding a chef’s knife: “And now we dice.”
What I hear when Ryan is holding a chef’s knife: “And now we die.”
more like his fingers
plural, singular
@@kwdkwon 1d20
well die is the singular form of dice
“You know how brown rice is healthier, so I figured brown sugar is healthier”😂😂😂
So does that mean poop.....
Well I mean there's white chocolate too
White sugar = processed, contained minerals are gone
Brown sugar = natural/organic, rich in calcium, potassium, magnesium and iron
Brown sugar has the addition of molasses
@@Imshuff You need look it up properly. Do you think brown sugar naturally occurs? 😂 They are both nutritionally the same and both equally as bad for you
I just came back from watching Jun’s kitchen and I am greatly amused
13:17 the sound-
*i can’t-*
Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SERIES TO COME BACK
ME TOO BRO
YA BRO
I guess... I really don't know that, huh.
She's a girl...
Invokations A who
Ryan: made an amazing Bob Ross masterpiece
Also Ryan: struggles and fails to dice onions and almost chops his hand off when opening the meat
😂
You mean Rob Boss tutorial.
First minute of video: *Paco's feelings have left the chat*
Cuts open “hot pocket”
Ryan: “this looks like something! this looks like real food!”
Me: that’s a literal kolache bro...
mara_watches texas
It’s looks like a real food who agrees
Or calzone
everyone talking about how sean's not there makes me kinda feel bad for Paco... but not really
not sure y paco is still.... part of the team really
@@jzizzles7799 that's rude
Lol (but I love Paco )
Hahah I see what you did there
@@dancingsun2 agree
Collab with Julien idea: It's a Julien level recipe but he isn't allowed to do any of the cooking and has to instruct Ryan and Paco!
Randomskee yes I want to see that
that’s a really cool idea
Make it happen!!!
Yesss I would click on that so fast
Watching ryan cook made me realise how good julien is actually at cooking
"Do you know how long to cook the burger?"
*"Twenty minutes!"*
"Ok so ten?"
ITS BAAAACCCKKKKKK i have lots of appreciaSEAN for you guys to make this oml i’ve literally been rewatching the old ones ahhh
I want Ryan to do a 'cooking but not really' with Gordon Ramsay. Just to see who would cry first
YES
Oh, gordon, for sure
Gordon would tell Ryan to get out of his own kitchen
Pls go viral
paco: shoves a chunk of fricking onion in his mouth
ryan: just nods and smiles
Yamin Taaha i had to skip that. Paco has no taste buds
Would you not read my channel name?
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rollme
Aww i wish u guys would do more cooking but not really, i love this sooo much
This is my favorite series
“Dude, this looks like something. This looks like real food” - Ryan, 2019
😂
This shows how bad his cooking is off camera
I was looking for this comment
I was literally about to write this comment. Thank you for this.
"you know brown rice is healthier, so i figured brown sugar is healthier" lol
I think he is right though, assuming it is less processed than white sugar.
Mhm yeah I'm pretty sure its unrefined
@@remyllebeau77 If I remember correctly brown sugar is just confectionery sugar with molasses incorporated in it (that's why there's dark and light brown sugar, its the amount of molasses added). So I don't think it's any healthier. If anything its worse since molasses.
White sugar is bleached to get its color
Maybe raw Suger is healthier. That’s the less processed one. Brown Suger has molasses incorporated and stuff. I’m not sure if it is sweeter, but it tastes sweeter.
“Nacho Libre pose”
I’m dying 😂🤣
I love this kind of episodes!!
anxiety level with Ryan and a knife is like watching a horror movie and waiting for the jumpscare
11:38:
Derek: *Hyped*
Will: *Confused*
Greg: *Concerened for his life*
Daina: *Cheerful*
jjgasp 3 derek and will’s are interchangeable
What is that
I love Paco broooo u guys should really watch and listen to the podcasts, he’s a cool dude :D
Ryan never gets old - this video is so charming and entertaining
When Paco is worried about safety.... you've got a problem
xD
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When they mentioned Sean: :((((((
But honestly this was hilarious XD
where did sean go?
I love rewatching Ryan’s videos☺️☺️ I’m going to make these too but with puff pastry!!
I’m crying while he’s cutting the onions right now 😂
i literally was watching all the other ones a couple of days ago, wishing that they would do this again and then i get this notification. nice!
U r from future
Couple day ago? 30 minutes ago... Hmmm
Diamond Duck what?
lassfrooby noo Wow, what a coincidence! Lol...
Saaammeeee!!!
I know everyone’s like sean’s better than paco, but he really tries his best and he’s pretty cool.
Dude we don't it's just a joke cuz paco makes himself look dumb but he's not
To be honest, as much as i like Sean, Paco would definitely be my second choice for Ryan’s right hand man in cooking but not really.
ayMONSTER 777 No one can replace Sean
And to be fair, if Paco was the first guy on the show instead of Sean, Sean couldn’t replace Paco
@@jmandoeskarate4456 I think everybody has their own potential, everybody has their own strengths. It's mean to compare them with other people that doesn't know their strengths.
They're so different, the comparison isn't even fair, they're both great and funny
Ryan’s last words:
“It needs more sugar!”
😂😂
I have and extraordinarily basic idea of how to cook, but ryan cutting that onion made me cry for a different reason
*insert “i miss sean” clip*
The disclaimer that popped up every time Ryan used the knife killed me😂😂
Paco and Ryan are so cuuuute 🥺 more cooking but not really with the two of you please!
I can't believe I missed this! I am so glad it's back!
With Sean: cooking, but not really
With paco: Not cooking, but really
So true, without Sean (the good cook) there's no-one to bounce ideas off of
niceeee
Watching them cut the onion is the most painful thing ever.
They should really sharpen that knife lol
@@Bedhed47 lol no it's cuz he's cutting it straight down instead of sliding it forward and back
@@Medbread they should still sharpen it. You saw how much he struggled with the package
glad we’re bringing it back
Best show on youtube hands down. Dont why I didnt watch it 4 months ago
0:02 daaanng I didn’t know Ryan was dummy THICC
I know right, I was looking for someone else who realised
Me too😂😂
Almost lost No Nut November 🥵
Riiiight I noticed that too lol
@@Roy-ml5fn welp😅😂😂
Former state champion wrestler: “I’m not strong” No need to be humble Ryan lol
Would you not read my channel name?
Floofy Floofster The Original Asian Collaboration.
idk why but when the crew came in to taste it the editing got really really good !
13:18 omg pacos reaction and everyone mocking him gives me LIFEEEE
Ryan with a knife: **exists**
**anxiety levels skyrocket*
That should be illegal
First Link, now Ryan... We need to start a list of youtubers officially banned from handling knives! Haha.
The way he cutting that onion is giving me anxiety
Sameeee
It’s scary because that’s actually how you properly cut an onion
Great duo
When you were cutting the onions i was crying but you werent for some odd reason
Ryan “ I don’t cook”
Also Ryan *owns 4 ovens
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
@@smiles5054 what's the whole point then? They long enough to cook a body?
Ryan: I'm planning to work on more personal stuff...but not really.
nothing personnel kid
2019 trend not really 😂
@@h2o848 is sword man completely f*ing dead I dont know find out in the next episode
Sorry, the song has been in my head all day xD
Watching in April 2020: YOU USED SO MANY PAPER TOWELS
man I like the ryan paco combo. Great stuff. Make more of these
i audibly gasped when i saw this in my feed
"I miss Sean"
-Ryan
P.s: Love you Paco, No homo
Michael Vuong sean will always be in the older vids but not in the recent vids :(
@@guppy8525 What? That's not how it works. Sean is gone. He's not in any of the videos anymore. Go watch one that had Sean in it, you'll see he's not in it anymore!
*sits here confused then realized they're talking about that Sean*
"-but not really"
-Also Ryan
More of this!!!
I NEED MORE PLEASE
When he handled the knife I felt like he was recording fruit ninja all over again.
i literally got a gordon ramsey masterclass ad watching this😂😂
Really?😂
Me too! LOL
Me too😂😆
Same ahahaha
Same
MORE OF THIS PLEEEASE
It’s so awesome seeing a local boy who (1) made it big, AND (2) still comes up with really good content on a regular basis. Some of his videos are so ridiculously good! The Ninja Melk commercial, dancing without moving, and his re-Ryans (parody of UA-cam rewinds) come to mind.
I just hope Gordon doesn't see this
I got a Gordon Ramsay ad for MasterClass... so hes sneaking in. Crap.
@@Cy_Ma me too
Imagine that collab tho
The burger is RAW
XtremefighterX Gaming yes me too I laughed so hard when it came up
Already laughing at the intro omg
"Where's Sean? Paco suuucks"
"They're right. Just kidding. Not really"
I need this for quarantine
I love Greg's reaction
*Ryan posts Cooking But Not Really*
Me: The promised day has come...
Sean is not there so the promised day has come.... but not really
You guys missed the “tot pocket” opportunity for that I can never forgive you
Love these videos!!! I wish I was there to teach you have to cook because I am a chef and we could probably weird but tasty foods .
These hot pockets ideas are awesome
Peoples: So, is this a cooking show?
Ryan: Well yes, but actually no
It is...but not really
*YESN'T*
Ryan- cooks
Also Ryan after cooking- dude this looks like real food
Arghhh i miss them so muchhh i haven’t watched them in such a long time
Ryan really missed the opportunity to say “this is our tater-test”