The animal that (sometimes) survives becoming dinner

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2021
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    1978 aquarium study that found lots of declawed grabs die of their wounds: ufdcimages.uflib.ufl.edu/FI/44...
    2016 in situ study that found the same thing: www.researchgate.net/publicat...
    Study that found declawed stone crabs have trouble eating and (potentially) reproducing: www.sciencedirect.com/science...
    Study that found 3% of declawed crabs returned to the fishery with regrown claws of legally harvestable size (not free): www.sciencedirect.com/science...
    Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission video on how to properly harvest stone crab claws: • How to Harvest a Stone...
    Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission article on stone crabs, showing the diaphragm that seals wounds left by autotomy: myfwc.com/research/saltwater/...
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  • @batt3ryac1d
    @batt3ryac1d 2 роки тому +20939

    Man I was thinking he meant an animal that could theoretically be crapped out and live lol

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 2 роки тому +628

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @U.Inferno
      @U.Inferno 2 роки тому +1430

      Probably a deliberate bait and switch

    • @tfernandes113
      @tfernandes113 2 роки тому +976

      Tapeworms have entered the chat.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +287

      Yep, tapeworms were my thoughts too!

    • @wembleyford
      @wembleyford 2 роки тому +181

      Yeah, I was thinking tardigrades, but tapeworms too.

  • @GarlicButterLightbulb
    @GarlicButterLightbulb 2 роки тому +6971

    Crabs can choose to actively throw off limbs when stressed. I propose we replace breaking off their arms with a Monster's Inc-esque scare program that catches crabs and then spooks them into giving up their claws.

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 2 роки тому +605

      i bet theres a study that tries this

    • @Leo..........ig.
      @Leo..........ig. 2 роки тому +333

      @@lilyliao9521 i dont think there is, but there should be one

    • @MCXL1140
      @MCXL1140 2 роки тому +913

      @@Leo..........ig. sigh, time to get my doctorate I guess.

    • @pauldeddens5349
      @pauldeddens5349 2 роки тому +287

      Make a scarecrab and dunk them into the water, and wait for the arms to float to the surface.

    • @breather8758
      @breather8758 2 роки тому +39

      Makes sense, they do choose to lose their limb this way lol

  • @motivateddad
    @motivateddad 2 роки тому +5323

    As a living, breathing stone crab, I can confirm that our offices don't run efficiently because we can never get all hands on deck.

    • @kitcutting
      @kitcutting 2 роки тому +133

      this was the only registered crab-related dad joke that we wanted, but did not deserve.

    • @ninosegers
      @ninosegers 2 роки тому +15

      Do stone crabs 'breath'? Since it's hard to find any air in the ocean and all

    • @motivateddad
      @motivateddad 2 роки тому +82

      @@ninosegers We crabs have gills like all the other sea denizens in the other departments, so can breathe as long as we have water, or even just moisture. But we have been asking HR for an air conditioner for several months now.

    • @shiki7689
      @shiki7689 Рік тому +21

      @Motivated Dad Name checks out. Here's your thumbs..... i mean claws up....or loss, I don't know...How many u got now?

    • @motivateddad
      @motivateddad Рік тому +52

      @@shiki7689 That's nice of you. Your kindness is disarming.
      Not that that matters since I have none at the moment.

  • @ErwinPommel
    @ErwinPommel Рік тому +272

    It's fascinating how many of Adam's viewers are crabs. His demographics are wild.

  • @KelvinNishikawa
    @KelvinNishikawa 2 роки тому +25358

    I spent the first minute of this video thinking: "Oh no, Adam has a tapeworm."

    • @mariarohmer2374
      @mariarohmer2374 2 роки тому +444

      That's what I thought when I saw the title. I still can't watch bc something about a poor crab. I can't.

    • @AndresMartinez-ep5tt
      @AndresMartinez-ep5tt 2 роки тому +303

      Expecting tapeworm dish in Wednesday

    • @CreativityCurve
      @CreativityCurve 2 роки тому +170

      He absolutely would make a video about it if he did have one though

    • @yesyes2543
      @yesyes2543 2 роки тому +4

      @Major Problems funny

    • @williamlazenby314
      @williamlazenby314 2 роки тому +5

      Same, lol

  • @ArgentAbendAzure
    @ArgentAbendAzure 2 роки тому +4601

    Customer: "Do you serve crabs here?"
    Waiter: "We serve anyone, have a seat."

  • @scrotymcboogerballs6756
    @scrotymcboogerballs6756 2 роки тому +2135

    What surprised me the most was the small difference between the 1 claw mortality (40%) and 0 claw mortality (60%).
    I would think that a completely clawless crab was almost certainly doomed, but that is not the case

    • @oskarngo9138
      @oskarngo9138 Рік тому +226

      How in hell does a “no claw” crab survive and feed itself if it has no hands to grab food and shove it into its mouth..???
      Do normal crabs help feed injured crabs (like bats do)..?

    • @scrotymcboogerballs6756
      @scrotymcboogerballs6756 Рік тому +321

      @@oskarngo9138 Right?
      The only explanation I can cone up with is that it can survive without food longer than it takes to regrow a claw

    • @reidprichard
      @reidprichard Рік тому +310

      Many types of crabs filter feed using their mouth appendages. Perhaps that's the case?

    • @beansworth5694
      @beansworth5694 Рік тому +157

      I don't think it's as a result of social altruism. Crabs don't do that to my knowledge, although I could be wrong about that. However, crabs don't only eat other organisms or other things that need cracking; they filter feed the bottom of their habitat as well.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Рік тому +61

      Crabs will eat debris out of the sand

  • @eve_squared
    @eve_squared 2 роки тому +661

    I myself am not a stone crab but my friend's husband was and when I asked they said they would prefer not to be harmed at all. Though they did agree that losing their limbs would be preferable to outright death.

    • @bayanon7532
      @bayanon7532 Рік тому +25

      I am not a stone crab, but I play one in Adam's video.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +7

      A witch turned me into a stone crab... I got better
      But yes removing a claw (not both) is better than dying

    • @aaaaa359
      @aaaaa359 Рік тому +1

      Yeah. There's no need to do this at a commercial scale. We should decrease large scale animal agriculture regardless.

  • @hendrixinfinity3992
    @hendrixinfinity3992 2 роки тому +3954

    Imagine being a crab and this strong sailor type holds you in his big hands, you think you just made a friend and, nope, he rips your fucking arm off and throws you back in. Trust issues must be rampant among the stone crabs

    • @marianocolsin8968
      @marianocolsin8968 2 роки тому +120

      Man now you make want to be c
      "friend" with a strong sailor and be held is his hands

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 2 роки тому +28

      That is why they dont reproduce.

    • @doby8544
      @doby8544 2 роки тому +31

      I mean but this is a bit different since they can regenerate their limbs. This is more like if someone just cuts your hair off by force.

    • @axolotlinabucket1287
      @axolotlinabucket1287 2 роки тому +47

      @@doby8544
      even if you could re-grew limbs the pain would be the same

    • @doby8544
      @doby8544 2 роки тому +8

      @@axolotlinabucket1287 I mean I guess, I still doubt that cuz they're claws and as shown in the video they literally just snapped in half quite easily, but even if the pain was the same, the shock would be much less knowing rhat it isn't permanent damage.

  • @MatthijsvanDuin
    @MatthijsvanDuin 2 роки тому +3872

    This immediately reminds me of a video where a crab, confronted by a mantis shrimp, removed his own arm and handed it over it to the mantis shrimp, who accepted the gift and allowed the crab to live.

    • @mikec518
      @mikec518 2 роки тому +137

      I thought of the same video when it got to the part about detachable arms lol

    • @iantyles
      @iantyles 2 роки тому +186

      Link please. That sounds wildly entertaining

    • @gasun1274
      @gasun1274 2 роки тому +304

      even if youre a crab you cant escape taxes smh

    • @dr4gonbl4z3r
      @dr4gonbl4z3r 2 роки тому +12

      link please!

    • @vinegarlegate24
      @vinegarlegate24 2 роки тому +7

      Link?

  • @God-yb2cg
    @God-yb2cg Рік тому +255

    I'm a crab, my great grandfather lost a limb to a human crab fisher, while he spent most his his youth trying to grow his arm back he still managed to build a family despise being rejected and laughed at by crab society.

    • @Ann3M4r13
      @Ann3M4r13 Рік тому +5

      Epic response

    • @michaelmcleary8566
      @michaelmcleary8566 5 місяців тому

      I should imagine your grandfather's sex life was ruined too!

  • @albertyu750
    @albertyu750 2 роки тому +585

    Wonder if over time, stonecrabs will evolve to have smaller and smaller claws to avoid being farmed/declawed...

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler Рік тому +18

      Probably not, the declawing doesn’t harm the survival of their species

    • @qunas101
      @qunas101 Рік тому +281

      @@Goblinhandler he is not talking about survival, he is talking about evolution/selection. If we specifically choose crabs with big claws that then have a less chance to survive, the crabs with smaller claws will be more abundant. This is definitely the case with some other creatures

    • @michaelrondon5472
      @michaelrondon5472 Рік тому +16

      Probably have them trending towards better survival after be declawed as well

    • @Paul-bs5wl
      @Paul-bs5wl Рік тому +76

      Potentially, but there's a few reasons it might not happen.
      1) The regulation size is a politically enforced regulation and may not remain static or in place long enough to matter to the gene pool.
      2) Human influences are competing against the selection pressures that caused the crab to have big claws in the first place (likely sexual selection of some kind?)
      3) The regulation claw size is intentionally big enough that the crab is old enough by the time it can grow one to have gone through at least one spawning season, and given that big claws are likely to be sexually selected for, the big clawed crab was probably a winner in its one spawning season.
      4) Other factors may release the selection pressure, as a fellow commenter said, greater survival/reproduction rates after amputation would allow big claw crabs to persist in the gene pool.

    • @kentneumann5209
      @kentneumann5209 Рік тому +6

      Or... Bigger and bigger ones for the same reason by way of self defense.
      Much bigger.

  • @jordandelosreyes5656
    @jordandelosreyes5656 2 роки тому +4822

    “If you’re a crab, let us know in the comments what you prefer?”
    Adam knows too much

    • @MurcuryEntertainment
      @MurcuryEntertainment 2 роки тому +161

      **sweats in crab**

    • @TheMrCazano
      @TheMrCazano 2 роки тому +308

      Crab People, look like crab, talk like people

    • @tokuyou3811
      @tokuyou3811 2 роки тому +28

      we go to crab raves for fun

    • @marshens
      @marshens 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheMrCazano was literally watching that episode yesterday 😂

    • @shackleDev
      @shackleDev 2 роки тому +5

      not a crab, but a fisherman. i prefer the lowest joint of the claw since you get the most meat

  • @linkbro4374
    @linkbro4374 2 роки тому +3551

    a human straight up asking any crabs that might be watching if they want to lose their limb or their life is the most brutal unintentional threat i've ever heard

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 2 роки тому +118

      Who said it was unintentional?
      Drop 'em.

    • @paulkossik
      @paulkossik 2 роки тому +11

      You must not be involved with an HOA or PTA

    • @LaughingJokerProd
      @LaughingJokerProd 2 роки тому +7

      I can bring you in clawless... Or I can bring you in whole

    • @nitramreniar
      @nitramreniar 2 роки тому +48

      @@LaughingJokerProd "You either get back home with no claws, or you don't get home at all"

    • @Pierce-zp5dr
      @Pierce-zp5dr 2 роки тому +6

      as a crab i would rather keep my life

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 2 роки тому +588

    I wonder if there's been any research on forcing the crabs to voluntarily surrender their limbs. Like you can immobilize the claw, with say a rubber band or something, and the crab has the option of dropping it. And just keep it there until it drops away, preferably back into the ocean. I wonder if that would enhance their survivability

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Рік тому +24

      I doubt it. I wouldn't imagine they could do it any more safely than we could.

    • @beansworth5694
      @beansworth5694 Рік тому +151

      @@RyanTosh I don't know about that. There's less physical trauma involved possibly, since it's a situation of instinct taking over and their evolved mechanism working as intended as opposed to being forced to activate outside of its regular circumstances.
      This is a topic I'd also be interested to learn about, I'm gonna bookmark this video and see if there're any papers on it!

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Рік тому +10

      @@beansworth5694 Leave a comment if you find anything interesting, I'm also interested!

    • @commenter4898
      @commenter4898 Рік тому +40

      "forcing the crabs to voluntarily..." you hear what you're saying?

    • @karuki5791
      @karuki5791 Рік тому +116

      @@commenter4898 Yes, OP knows what they're saying, you can force a human to voluntarily escape their house if you light it on fire, it's voluntary because they had a choice to not do so, but there was practically no other choice so it's forced.

  • @CredibleDragon
    @CredibleDragon Рік тому +149

    This is kinda unrelated, but the numbers for the test results at 5:39 show that the aquariums the crabs were put into still had nitrites in the water. When most people set up an aquarium, they let the tank cycle for a few week to colonize nitrifying bacteria that convert ammonia to nitrite, and then to nitrate. Both ammonia and nitrite are toxic (though nitrite to a slightly lesser extent) to fish and even more so to invertebrates (such as crabs). I don't doubt that declawing stone crabs does have a major impact of the mortality rate, but it wouldn't surprise me if the nitrite in the water also played a factor.

    • @aliaclarke
      @aliaclarke Рік тому +15

      that's what control groups are for! :•)

    • @CredibleDragon
      @CredibleDragon Рік тому +5

      @@aliaclarke Fair enough

    • @averagegeek3957
      @averagegeek3957 Рік тому +17

      @@aliaclarke Although with the declawed crabs, the higher mortality rate could theoretically be a result of the nitrites now having a direct path into the equivalent of their blood stream, which wouldn't happen in the control group.

    • @CredibleDragon
      @CredibleDragon Рік тому +15

      @@averagegeek3957 Very true! I've seen plenty of instances (of fish mostly) where they can live years in relatively poor water conditions, but the second they get injured they can't handle the stress of both the poor water and their injury. This wouldn't be shown in the control group.

  • @rossfreeman5646
    @rossfreeman5646 2 роки тому +1136

    "If you're a shark in the surf I don't want anything to do with you..."
    I knew immediately

    • @thekell
      @thekell 2 роки тому +58

      10/10 transition

    • @idiotsandwich7528
      @idiotsandwich7528 2 роки тому +9

      loan sharks: Oh damn it!

    • @TacticalSatsuma
      @TacticalSatsuma 2 роки тому +14

      I'm ashamed to say my tired brain didn't pick up until the logo appeared on the screen

    • @bluealize1
      @bluealize1 2 роки тому +3

      My spidey senses started to tingle

    • @xyex
      @xyex 2 роки тому +3

      His transitions are the best.

  • @mohamedlafi4357
    @mohamedlafi4357 2 роки тому +3254

    Imagine being a crab without claws. Waiting years to regrow them, just to be caught again.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 2 роки тому +194

      The new claw grows to a usable size in less than a year, not full size, but functional. It takes at least 3 years before it reaches a length that is legally harvestable. So assuming the fisherman is following the law, the crab would have a couple of years with a functional just not full-size claw before it could be harvested again.

    • @goldilox369
      @goldilox369 2 роки тому +231

      @@Vincent_Beers yeah, I get that. But can you imagine the BS you would feel if you were like " I spent three years growing that claw back!! Dammit!"

    • @badmic8606
      @badmic8606 2 роки тому +71

      "Ohh shit here we go again"

    • @phillipmargrave
      @phillipmargrave 2 роки тому +14

      It seems like a crab with no claws wouldn’t be able to survive at all

    • @boulderbash19700209
      @boulderbash19700209 2 роки тому +14

      Why not domesticate it to produce line of crab breed that will shed its claws every 6 month or so?

  • @AcanLord
    @AcanLord Рік тому +30

    I could see this type of harvest having an interesting effect on the crabs evolution.
    if fishermen harvest the crabs with claws only above a certain size and then a significant portion of those crabs
    who have had claws removed then die than it seems possible that could result in a selection pressure to grow smaller claws.

    • @drippnjimmy1033
      @drippnjimmy1033 6 місяців тому +1

      It’s an interesting concept because those crabs theoretically could have already produced offspring. I’d imagine for a crabs claws to get that big, they’d already have been old enough to reproduce. Isn’t that why deer hunters usually go after the older bucks?

    • @thewerebear1
      @thewerebear1 3 місяці тому

      This has been a thing in fishing and lakes that have done slot limits rather than the typical size limits have countered this.

  • @ShawnCheah
    @ShawnCheah 2 роки тому +25

    "It's a common misconception that declawing isn't painful, since crabs can naturally detach their own claws in response to stress or danger (this is known as natural autonomy). However, evidence shows this isn't the case when the claws are manually removed by a human."

    • @cubicinfinity2
      @cubicinfinity2 Рік тому

      Your saying we think it's less "painful" for a human to remove the claw than for them to remove it themselves, right?

    • @ModMINI
      @ModMINI Рік тому +1

      Mr Crab in the video didn't even flinch. My guess is they can't feel the pain.

    • @roach6992
      @roach6992 Рік тому +5

      @@ModMINI can u show me a crab flinching? Do u have a degree in crab body language? How was it supposed to flinch considering that its being held down and its body is rigid, it cant like move its head back it doesnt move. Also every single creature feels pain, the ones that dont feel pain walk into a fire and die because they dont feel pain and thus they don't reproduce and spread their dont feel pain genes...

    • @TervelBG
      @TervelBG Рік тому +4

      @@roach6992 "every single creature feels pain" . That is simply not true.

    • @roach6992
      @roach6992 Рік тому +1

      @@TervelBG lol k believe that to justify being a psycopath, u r arguing against 14 billion years of evolution , literally lowest iq take, do u believe in god or sonething?

  • @TheSlavChef
    @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +2814

    First the mushrooms, after that the pigeons, now the crabs. Expect crab recipe on Thursday!

  • @SpoonOfDoom
    @SpoonOfDoom 2 роки тому +4033

    As a crab, I really miss my claw. Typing this comment with just one took *ages*

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 2 роки тому +74

      Almost as long as my elderly father writing an email with 6 words.

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 2 роки тому +69

      Hmm that profile pic look awfully like lobster

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 2 роки тому +28

      @@stephaniesummer2663 hmm, i didn't realize cats look like lobsters

    • @aymanzaim9650
      @aymanzaim9650 2 роки тому +25

      @@stephaniesummer2663 that muffin is awfully looking like a hamster

    • @YagizaSan
      @YagizaSan 2 роки тому +45

      @@aymanzaim9650 Guys, let's not discriminate, crabs can have cats too

  • @SpyralStormTeacup
    @SpyralStormTeacup Рік тому +15

    If you're a "Good Omens" fan, this video adds so much like in-depth to the part where Aziraphale (character who is a heavenly angel) inquires Crowley of eating oysters... Crowley's the proposed demon character (fallen angel) who has never tried an oyster before, yet the angel Aziraphale has satiated experience sinfully having eaten a still-living animal! ;-p X-p

  • @Doppelrocking
    @Doppelrocking Рік тому +19

    The detail in your videos is fantastic man. I don't know how you produce at this volume, assuming you've got a team of some sort, either way, always impressed with your videos and fun to have playing while I work to learn interesting things in the world of food!

  • @GL0RYaD347H
    @GL0RYaD347H 2 роки тому +1234

    As a crab, losing my big claw was a huge lost, my crab wife left me for Crab Chad, who has two monstrous claws.

    • @firstnamelastname9237
      @firstnamelastname9237 2 роки тому +34

      Crab doofenshmirtz?

    • @sakesaurus1706
      @sakesaurus1706 Рік тому +36

      Embrace transcarcenism, become Cyborg Crab. A Craborg if you will

    • @Specifix5
      @Specifix5 Рік тому +23

      Don't worry bro I gotcha, just ordered two monstrous crab claws for dinner.

    • @vishnuajay7572
      @vishnuajay7572 Рік тому +41

      Hey.. I'm crab Chad... Bad news.. They got me too... She has filed for divorce... She's taken the children... Half my coral reef... She's ruined my life... :( sincerely sorry...
      Yours cheatfully
      Crab (Chad)

    • @Splagnate
      @Splagnate Рік тому

      Better off than a lobster

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 2 роки тому +2604

    Imagine some giant picks you up and rips your hair off and then leaves.
    6 months later you're hair is back at a nice length and guess who's back for more hair.
    Fuck.

    • @MrWookiecck
      @MrWookiecck 2 роки тому +398

      Sounds like my barber

    • @adudeontheinterweb6571
      @adudeontheinterweb6571 2 роки тому +71

      i mean i was going to cut my hair anyways so if i can feed some giant that day, i will

    • @wildcloud1476
      @wildcloud1476 2 роки тому +24

      this actually happens though. People do get their hair stolen a lot.

    • @iciclepops
      @iciclepops 2 роки тому +27

      @@MrWookiecck underrated reply

    • @thefolder69
      @thefolder69 2 роки тому +42

      Except for the hair is one of only two extremely important appendages that you have, and the hair had muscles and fibers and connective tissues and ripping it out most likely feels almost unimaginably painful (because most recent research supports that crabs likely feel pain).

  • @trevorelvis1355
    @trevorelvis1355 Рік тому +8

    That is so brutal...Breaking off the claws while the crab just looks thinking whatever crabs think...

  • @benjaminclement8437
    @benjaminclement8437 Рік тому +43

    Crabs are cool and surprisingly intelligent I had one in my fish tank and the first day it attacked my angle fish had it by the tale and started eating it so I flicked it and it let it go, it only ever took that one flick for it to learn not to do it while I was around. It was not scared of me in fact quite the opposite it would always come to greet me and show of it was very entertaining TBH climbing the plants and just being a lively little bugger however it would still eat the fish when I was not around.
    Now I wanted to test it's level of intelligence so I bought an angel fish again as they are dumb as shit as my sharks were to smart to let the crab eat them! so I put it in to see what would happen and sure enough the crab did not attack it even when the dumb shit would go right next to it's claws, so than I thought ok let the test begin so I left the tank light on and turned the room light of and waited and sure enough the crab went on the hunt.
    I waited till it was about to strike and turned the room light back on so it could see me and it run as far away from the fish as it could and than came to greet me as if to say hey look I was doing nothing, so I tested again with the same result than for a 3rd time same result however on the 4th time it learnt what I was doing and just ignored the fish however acted as if I was in the room even though it could not see me. The next day I went to work and it got the angel fish as I knew it would.
    Funny story I was moving so took the fish and crab to my sisters to mind while I got my tank re setup as she had a huge tank so big we needed to stand on a chair to reach right down, anyway my sister also had a crab and when I put mine in the moment it hit the bottom it run over to hers flipped it on it's back ripped it's claw out and started sucking it's insides out before we could react. My sister and I were like WTF just happened lol so yeah I let her keep my crab as compensation.
    Now clearly these are not sound test but it was enough to show me it has intelligence and the ability to learn quite fast, the flick to let it know not to eat the fish only ever happened once but was enough for it to learn while this creatures is around I must not do that at fear of punishment, yet the way it would greet me and come out to entertain me you could clearly see it was happy for lack of a better word to see me (like my parrot when I arrive home) and boy would it get excited when it would see me with it's worms for dinner. I kinda loved that little bugger he was a very entertaining little guy.

    • @dmitrisemenoff6455
      @dmitrisemenoff6455 7 місяців тому +1

      Crabs are cool, and ruthless little buggers haha

    • @somerandomguy6006
      @somerandomguy6006 6 місяців тому

      i never knew having an aquarium could be this cool

  • @stevenrodriguez9655
    @stevenrodriguez9655 2 роки тому +330

    Mr. Crabs always falling apart when he gets startled makes a lot more sense now

    • @Chris47368
      @Chris47368 2 роки тому +37

      Makes sense given that the creator of SpongeBob was a marine scientist...

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 2 роки тому +215

    "You eat it. It survives" sounds like one hell of a horror movie ad

    • @HowlingShabriri
      @HowlingShabriri 2 роки тому +2

      The thumbnail feels kinda creepy to me too

  • @JamesBlacklock
    @JamesBlacklock Рік тому +1

    Absolutely my favorite new UA-cam channel. Thank you, algorithm. 👍🏻

  • @OurEyesAreYetToOpen
    @OurEyesAreYetToOpen 2 роки тому +1

    Really appreciate the emphasis on actual research in your videos, Adam. Interesting stuff!

  • @theactualpc
    @theactualpc 2 роки тому +2550

    Hey Adam, I'm a stone crab from Florida, and I would like to let you know that my community of crabs prefer being declawed than being eaten. Thank you

    • @eviebraud1307
      @eviebraud1307 2 роки тому +25

      I was your 69th like your welcome

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 2 роки тому +116

      As a fellow stone crab I tend towards agreeance over this issue, however I do prefer being left to fend for myself as my life span is relatively short and I would like to live it to the fullest.

    • @aceofquantumaoq5006
      @aceofquantumaoq5006 2 роки тому +70

      That's funny cuz I'm a stone crab from Florida too and I'd rather not suffer and die because I literally fucking lost both my arms to satisfy some obese american's appetite

    • @bipitybop_
      @bipitybop_ 2 роки тому +36

      I am not a crab but I prefer being declawed too

    • @kristhedepressedhuman9337
      @kristhedepressedhuman9337 2 роки тому +7

      Hi I just lose all my legs

  • @kmlkmljkl
    @kmlkmljkl 2 роки тому +1756

    BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

  • @keannaiharris
    @keannaiharris Рік тому +4

    His ability to slide in those sponsors are unmatched

  • @unseenadventures8130
    @unseenadventures8130 2 роки тому +29

    I think it's cool you dive into the ethics of meat Harvest and and a little bit into the consciousness of animals. I am a avid meat eater, I like wild meat elk and deer the best occasionally eating raw but also like raw cow liver. But growing up on a farm I learned cows are smart and have strong emotions just as we do. I learned this when i was 10. I raised a cow, bottle feeding it every morning before and after school. Couple years later I was walking my grandfathers property and this cow comes running up to me out of nowhere and kinda scares me until I realize it was that cow I raised. So I eat meat but have a strong feeling that it is another living breathing and feeling creature. One think that helps put these conflicting feeling in perspective is, a cave painting found depicting a tribal shaman accompanying the animals sole into the afterlife after a hunt.😑 don't know but life is tough miserable and beautiful all at the same time.

    • @mate12cf
      @mate12cf Рік тому +3

      I mean, I think that if you care about animals and how they feel it's better for you to just cut the meat off altogether, I also worked in a farm and grew up to become vegan as an adult, is not really that hard

    • @HateItHere.
      @HateItHere. Рік тому

      @@mate12cf Plants are animals. You can't avoid death regardless if they don't feel any pain.

    • @redSUPERMAN2
      @redSUPERMAN2 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@HateItHere.plants are plants, not animals. Different cellular makeup and processes

    • @trevnti
      @trevnti 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@mate12cf I love animals just not more than I love my healthy and well rounded diet. Two things can be true at once.
      Many ppl care about homeless ppl but wouldn’t give them large sums of money daily. Doesn’t mean they don’t care, just different priorities.
      Being a vegan is hard, especially if it doesn’t work for your genetics, if you don’t enjoy eating or it’s a chore. Being a vegetarian is a bit easier. Also being vegan is a luxury and a privilege.
      All things suffer so other things can live. Even in the animal kingdom there’s very few obligate vegetarians. (Similar with very few obligate carnivores) most are facilitate vegetarians.
      Ppl should eat what makes them healthy. As long as it’s no mass farming junk (if you can AFFORD not to). And get away from the SAD diet

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 2 роки тому +915

    "Why I eat the claws and not the crabs"
    This time, it actually makes sense!

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 2 роки тому +5

      Cooking cookware also makes sense if you're talking about clay cooking pots. Seasoning cookware also makes sense if it's cast iron.

    • @adnan7698
      @adnan7698 2 роки тому +5

      @@ganaraminukshuk0 The origin is the cutting board video dude

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 2 роки тому +1

      @@adnan7698 and that meme makes sense on cookware

    • @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq
      @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 2 роки тому +5

      @@adnan7698 it always made sense. Y'all just want a dead meme to survive

    • @Orincaby
      @Orincaby 2 роки тому +1

      @@JesusRodriguez-rs8jq beating a dead horse ten times over is fun though

  • @Seltaeb_
    @Seltaeb_ 2 роки тому +698

    Crab here.
    I'd honestly rather be able to pay my employees less. It's hurtin' me profit.

    • @madhatte73
      @madhatte73 2 роки тому +15

      underrated joke

    • @hankrearden20
      @hankrearden20 2 роки тому +39

      I know right. It's costing you an arm and a leg

    • @ethervagabond
      @ethervagabond 2 роки тому +22

      Well you know, if you didn't hire an immobile organism as your main cook, he'd probably be able to get a lot more done on what you pay him.

    • @sus425
      @sus425 2 роки тому

      @@hankrearden20 nice

    • @zhenf6493
      @zhenf6493 2 роки тому +1

      you hardly pay them at all

  • @SpaceShrimp
    @SpaceShrimp Рік тому +6

    about lizards they do have an annular muscle dedicated to sever the portion of the tail, that jiggles on the ground to distract their predator. I've witnessed this several times, without ever touching the lizard. this was on a tropical island, near Madagascar.
    great videos as always ^^

  • @ShazamHax
    @ShazamHax 2 роки тому +1

    Ngl. Probably the best segue to a sponsor that I've ever seen. Respect my man lol.

  • @joule400
    @joule400 2 роки тому +1502

    I mean if we just count "surviving becoming dinner" as in dont even need to be eaten whole then, almost anything can survive like this, im pretty sure some humans have survived being partially eaten by animals
    Heck stretch it enough and id say ive survived becoming a dinner for so many mosquitos

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 2 роки тому +22

      A parasite is a predictor that takes its prey in units of less than one.
      And, the animal does not survive being eaten, it survives loss of a limb.

    • @ZerpDerp
      @ZerpDerp 2 роки тому +2

      Mosquitoes don't eat blood, the females use it to make babies

    • @pavementpounder7502
      @pavementpounder7502 2 роки тому +84

      I've eaten bits of skin off my fingers. Does that make me technically a cannibal?

    • @lL338
      @lL338 2 роки тому +55

      @@pavementpounder7502
      Yes, you're an autocannibal! Maybe talk to a doctor if it's compulsive or becomes self destructive? I edited for clarity.

    • @nikolaytekuchev136
      @nikolaytekuchev136 2 роки тому +38

      @@lL338 It's not that uncommon and biting skin or excess skin off your fingers isn't a big deal.

  • @CHEVYCAMARO4GEN
    @CHEVYCAMARO4GEN 2 роки тому +439

    “What did you say Punk!”
    “Big meaty Claws!”

    • @Cosmokevlar
      @Cosmokevlar 2 роки тому +17

      Well, this claws aint for just attracting mate!

    • @paradoxxop2187
      @paradoxxop2187 2 роки тому +1

      While Patrick still asking "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

  • @thenoobinside9915
    @thenoobinside9915 2 роки тому +4

    3:23
    God damnit now I’m imagining crabs that have rocket limbs

  • @evinduggins2431
    @evinduggins2431 Рік тому +5

    Crawdads around here in northern Ca re grow claws. But the new claw is very small, never as big as the first, if they survive the initial trauma in the first place. Interesting video.

  • @elkaphant
    @elkaphant 2 роки тому +757

    Adam: "D'you know what it is? I'll give you a second to think about it."
    *Shows silhouette*
    Me: A TOUCAN

  • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
    @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 2 роки тому +711

    Honestly this is Adam's smoothest sponsor transition in a long time

    • @brandondabreo421
      @brandondabreo421 2 роки тому +18

      I actually gave it a watch because of how impressed I was 😂

    • @MultiAlex426
      @MultiAlex426 2 роки тому +8

      haha i was looking for this comment. it was so smooth

    • @nam1115
      @nam1115 2 роки тому +4

      that brief ad on a sausage recipe is still unmatched

    • @legendarylikebot8465
      @legendarylikebot8465 2 роки тому +1

      I was so caught off guard. Lol. I agree, his previous ones were kinda lame compared to his first ones.

    • @StrayFei
      @StrayFei 2 роки тому

      read this comment right as the sponsor happened

  • @jedstanaland2897
    @jedstanaland2897 Рік тому +7

    Yes I knew about this one before you showed the thing about the stone crabs but I also thought you were talking about a tardigrade or a parasite. I will also say that the method of harvest is much safer and more importantly more sustainable than what the other options was.

  • @Budabaii
    @Budabaii 6 місяців тому

    that ad segue was simply magical.

  • @acrab4282
    @acrab4282 2 роки тому +301

    I would rather be dead than lose both of my claws

  • @sharkdavid
    @sharkdavid 2 роки тому +419

    My man Adam his some of the best promotional transition skills in the game 😂

    • @tfernandes113
      @tfernandes113 2 роки тому +22

      Adam vs Linus. We need this battle... after a word from our sponsor 'Clash of Clans'

    • @echtervogel
      @echtervogel 2 роки тому +2

      Pure gold.

    • @nottodaynint.nottoday2235
      @nottodaynint.nottoday2235 2 роки тому +4

      this might be random but i love how your profile picture is just a pomegranate

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 2 роки тому +1

      Companies must love him, because this creativity will actually make you enjoy the ad break

    • @deadchannel294
      @deadchannel294 2 роки тому

      @@nottodaynint.nottoday2235 lol love it too

  • @homunculiar
    @homunculiar Рік тому +1

    Oh that segway was mint, props

  • @MotionlessKnight
    @MotionlessKnight Рік тому

    Really neat video. I learned something new. Thanks!

  • @Warmachine_23
    @Warmachine_23 2 роки тому +170

    I can already imagine hearing "If you're a crab, fuck you" or something like that in a YTP.

  • @jehutyzone1234
    @jehutyzone1234 2 роки тому +1349

    Next video about apples: "The plant that survives becoming dinner"

    • @FrowningWind213
      @FrowningWind213 2 роки тому +3

      what

    • @peika8324
      @peika8324 2 роки тому +9

      Technically is it’s off spring but sure

    • @jasonslade6259
      @jasonslade6259 2 роки тому +25

      @@peika8324 I mean its offspring are the seeds from the apple, not the fruit itself, and most people don't eat apple seeds (and you shouldn't do that, they're slightly toxic).

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 2 роки тому +23

      on this topic, pineapples produce some kind of enzyme that basically eats you back

    • @vaitianleandermarianayagam2299
      @vaitianleandermarianayagam2299 2 роки тому +1

      @@peika8324 the tree survives it’s apples being eaten

  • @lycheeenjoyer
    @lycheeenjoyer Рік тому

    That was the cleanest ad transition I've ever seen.

  • @thekingofbread3524
    @thekingofbread3524 Рік тому

    JEEZ, that add transition was smooooth, I watched the whole add.

  • @andysquared3901
    @andysquared3901 2 роки тому +424

    The SMOOTHEST ad transition I’ve ever seen. Just when I thought he couldn’t get any better at it

  • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
    @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 2 роки тому +75

    Suddenly the gag of Mr. Krabs having his claws fall off makes more sense.

    • @zeehighness9310
      @zeehighness9310 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr? Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist. It’s cool that he included actual biological elements of nature into spongebob.

  • @yarn1471
    @yarn1471 2 роки тому +4

    You're walking the forest, nothing seems off. Suddently, a cage appears around you. While passes. The cage opens and hands of a titan grab you, holding you over a giant container. You writhe in unbearable pain as it tears your arms off. You're released back in to the forest.

  • @scooperphd
    @scooperphd 2 роки тому

    That crab in the surf - shark in the surf - surfshark vpn transition was the smoothest integrations of an ad into a video I've seen in a while

  • @MrMccarthycdxx
    @MrMccarthycdxx 2 роки тому +1028

    As a crab I just want to thank you for bringing awareness to this, also... eat lobster.

  • @Jagermonsta
    @Jagermonsta 2 роки тому +78

    for the very briefest of moments, I actually wondered how one would eat and poop a whole living crab

  • @omnipubgmobile1615
    @omnipubgmobile1615 Рік тому

    Love what your doing Adam.

  • @deucedeuce1572
    @deucedeuce1572 Рік тому +3

    Better than tapeworms. That's what I thought it was going to be about. You eat them and they survive (for decades) in your stomach... and can even cause cysticercosis, making tapeworm cysts all over your body and in your organs, like your liver, lungs and brain.

    • @DangerSquiggles
      @DangerSquiggles 3 місяці тому

      You do not usually get cysticercosis from an adult tapeworm im your gut. You will shed proglottids and eggs in your stool, and if these contaminate another persons food, the larvae might migrate to different parts of their body. Also, the tapeworm cannot survive its parasitation of the host and will not be eaten again.

  • @MisterMicrowaves
    @MisterMicrowaves 2 роки тому +520

    Adam’s ad transitions are just too smooth, I have to watch them.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +1

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear mic

    • @xiuzou4704
      @xiuzou4704 2 роки тому +14

      @@AxxLAfriku who hurt u

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +2

      That one was pure gold

    • @Hamox
      @Hamox 2 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku you are a fucking awesome troll.

    • @lancinekeita4823
      @lancinekeita4823 2 роки тому

      Nah bro, I always skip, no matter what

  • @astro4586
    @astro4586 2 роки тому +181

    That smooth ass transition to a ad actually made me laugh

  • @gary4689
    @gary4689 8 місяців тому

    An incredibly clever transition to the sponsor. Good work, Adam!

  • @anonimity888
    @anonimity888 2 роки тому +2

    That segway to the sponsor was so unbelievably smooth

  • @Reon1312
    @Reon1312 2 роки тому +791

    This is the most scilfully crafted video title ever, without being clickbait.

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 2 роки тому +77

      No, I'd argue a title can be both completely true, non-misleading, and simultaneously clickbait.

    • @pjoazure
      @pjoazure 2 роки тому +10

      Certainly was clickbait until he changed the title

    • @thewrongdrugs
      @thewrongdrugs 2 роки тому +10

      tf is a scil

    • @Eclipsing_SUN
      @Eclipsing_SUN 2 роки тому +4

      @@thewrongdrugs probably skilfully or skillfully

    • @thewrongdrugs
      @thewrongdrugs 2 роки тому +2

      @@Eclipsing_SUN ik it was a joke. -_-

  • @jeice13
    @jeice13 2 роки тому +376

    I expected the wild mortality to be higher. Its impressive how well they adapt if they dont die immediately

    • @bayanon7532
      @bayanon7532 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, that dying thing screws up mortality ....

  • @tylermarkbatman3
    @tylermarkbatman3 Рік тому

    That was the smoothest transition into Surfshark I've ever watched.

  • @kemuelsamuels7792
    @kemuelsamuels7792 Рік тому

    That has got to be the smoothest transition to a plug in I have ever had the pleasure of being witness to

  • @KK-gr9df
    @KK-gr9df 2 роки тому +557

    Skink lizards can consciously eject their tail.
    One time I was at college waiting for a bus and a small skink tried to chase me off by aggressively trying to bite my shoe.
    I just let it bite at my shoe’s toe.
    After a few minutes it dropped its tail and then ran away.
    The tail kept wiggling on the ground in front of me.
    A girl walked up and saw the tail wiggling on the ground in front of me.
    I was like 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @martinmorbak8778
    @martinmorbak8778 2 роки тому +55

    I'm a stone crab. Wanted to make a full response here but it is hard to type with one claw.

  • @mdc31337
    @mdc31337 2 роки тому

    Wow, that segue into the sponsor AD was amazing!

  • @gregthealmightygod
    @gregthealmightygod Рік тому +1

    LOL that add transition was legendary 4:02

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 роки тому +611

    So many, "It's inside of me" jokes at my disposal, not sure which one to pick.

    • @MisterMicrowaves
      @MisterMicrowaves 2 роки тому +26

      That’s easy, *all of them.*

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +17

      YTP incoming! A lot of material recently.

    • @tatar_man8963
      @tatar_man8963 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheSlavChef waiting!

    • @PSlo0over
      @PSlo0over 2 роки тому +5

      Put it all we don't mind lol

  • @pranavmahesh8940
    @pranavmahesh8940 2 роки тому +569

    Chipotle: The animal that (sometimes) survives becoming dinner

  • @lpheaven327
    @lpheaven327 Рік тому

    I love how you are honest about how meet and food harvesting works

  • @johnclark1925
    @johnclark1925 Рік тому

    Love this channel, the presentation and humour.
    My favourite channel. ❤️🏆

  • @annarboriter
    @annarboriter 2 роки тому +356

    It sounds as though stone crabs lend themselves to aquaculture: either as temporarily protected crabs to allow them to regrow before being returned to the wild or to artificially propagate their numbers in enclosures or in the wild since quite clearly their market value allows for it.

    • @boulderbash19700209
      @boulderbash19700209 2 роки тому +47

      Or breed a line that can shed its claws every 6 month without any harm.

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 2 роки тому +53

      Aquaculture in general is just a good idea in terms of the economics of conservation. Wild harvest leads to endangerment, as the only incentive is to "go get" as much as possible. Agriculture and aquaculture create the incentive to make more. It's why tuna are endangered and chickens are REALLY not.

    • @currently_In_stealth_behind_u
      @currently_In_stealth_behind_u 2 роки тому +3

      if it was that easy people would have done it by now

    • @bartelvandervelden9894
      @bartelvandervelden9894 2 роки тому +24

      @@currently_In_stealth_behind_u it's something that requires a bit of regulations from a third party, otherwise it's just a competitive disadvantage for the companies doing it, since the companies that don't invest in it also benefit from it

    • @nyalan8385
      @nyalan8385 2 роки тому +7

      I firmly believe the "blue revolution" is just around the corner (do not ask me how far away the corner is, everything is suggestive)

  • @jakmanxyom
    @jakmanxyom 2 роки тому +248

    1:34 " _Giant_ meaty claws"? So close there, Adam, so close.

    • @DavidAntelmo
      @DavidAntelmo 2 роки тому +30

      maybe WE wouldn't be HARVESTED if we DIDN'T HAVE B I G M E A T Y CLAWS!!

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 2 роки тому

      Just wait until the gmo chicken episode

    • @mashihodpotatoetm4572
      @mashihodpotatoetm4572 2 роки тому

      @@kris-we5jd you like it😏

    • @dausefulmarker
      @dausefulmarker 2 роки тому +3

      8:15
      hows this

  • @izzycurer1260
    @izzycurer1260 Рік тому +4

    Anyone who's ever had hermit crabs knows they're emotional, social creatures. They each have distinct personalities. They chatter to one another like birds. They get annoyed at one another if someone pesters them too much. Of course it hurts them to have their arms ripped off. What else are nerves for?

    • @DangerSquiggles
      @DangerSquiggles 3 місяці тому

      There is a difference between nociception and pain, the first being a distress signal of the peirpheral nervous system, the other the response of the central nervous system to this signal.

  • @mkzhero
    @mkzhero 2 роки тому +7

    I'm pretty sure we can think of some sort of procedure, for example some fluid to dip the spot at the point of cutoff to massively boost survival rates, along with actually keeping them in a controlled environment where they'd have an easier time regrowing with no threats and abundant food. I'm also sure some time later it could lead to a dedicated 'meat crab' species that'd be far more profitable and safe to continually harvest.
    And while that's all fine and dandy, even more interesting would be an eadable starfish variant, those are pretty much immortal and even less sentient

    • @bayanon7532
      @bayanon7532 Рік тому

      But as Adam pointed out, the lifetime of the crab is too short for it to regrow a large meaty claw that we would want to harvest and eat, so keeping the crab alive would solve no problem.

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero Рік тому

      @@bayanon7532 or, you know, have a new species with longer lifespan

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero Рік тому

      @Pain If you select by lifespan and care for their health? Sure you can. Do you know how long cats live? Probably not, but the record holder made it to nearly 40 (38). Current oldest alive is 28. So yeah, changes to an animal's habitat, food and some basic health procedures and watch can dramatically boost life expectancy, let alone selection, cross breeding or genetic engineering!

  • @thatoneguyamar
    @thatoneguyamar 2 роки тому +241

    Adam Ragusea, the king of sponsorship introduction

    • @videofudge
      @videofudge 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah it was a pretty good one actually

    • @phatboi813
      @phatboi813 2 роки тому +1

      Shi was smooth af

    • @willcoffarchives
      @willcoffarchives 2 роки тому +1

      Cinema summary doe

    • @googol181
      @googol181 2 роки тому +3

      Idk man Linus tech tips is pretty good as well

    • @notoriusdrifter40
      @notoriusdrifter40 2 роки тому

      @@googol181 thats what I wanted to say, Linus is the best

  • @vankimtran4783
    @vankimtran4783 2 роки тому +296

    In the beginning, I thought it was corn, damn thing is near immortal.

    • @doctordong8088
      @doctordong8088 2 роки тому +1

      Lolololol

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 2 роки тому +1

      Corn is not an animal.

    • @palblue
      @palblue 2 роки тому +13

      Who says that it isnt?

    • @blocky9158
      @blocky9158 2 роки тому +6

      @@skepticmoderate5790 Don't believe the corns, they just want you to think that! CORNS SUS!

    • @got2kittys
      @got2kittys 2 роки тому +1

      You must have seen the common corn-backed brown snake.

  • @lancefron1
    @lancefron1 Рік тому

    This has been very educational

  • @Mrmanny76
    @Mrmanny76 4 місяці тому +1

    I have found an above average amount of stone crabs with only one claw, so it's good to finally know why.

  • @miabussell0229
    @miabussell0229 2 роки тому +124

    This type of video truly shows why Adam is an absolute gift. The amount of journalistic talent to even ask a question like this seriously is honestly kind of shocking, but the humanity and scholarship he presents while talking about it is damn near unparalleled - especially the realm of FoodTube. Mr. Ragusea, you are an amazing educator and journalist!

  • @christopherng5565
    @christopherng5565 2 роки тому +253

    whoo! I did a summer internship as a marine biologist at MOTE in Florida studying stone crabs--really warms my heart to see them get the spotlight. Also, did an undergraduate research paper on pain responses in crustaceans--tl dr; pain is a subjective experience, and they certainly don't experience acute psychological distress the way mammals do, but they show enough signs of pain response for us to lean on the safe side and do our best to humanely dispatch them (like, for example, NOT steaming them alive). Adam, what an awesome and thoroughly well-researched video as usual, thank you!

    • @bastianena
      @bastianena Рік тому +3

      Unless you're part crab, you don't know for certain what kinda pain they experience. Humane is the wrong adjective to describe what humans do to ocean life or to any sentient life they consume. If you really want to be on the safe side, dispatch vegetables.

    • @hunszaszist
      @hunszaszist Рік тому

      @@bastianena How do you know if vegetables don't experience pain? Maybe they have access to higher dimensions where they scream in agony as you tear their hard-grown food reserves off their butt, and weep for the millions of seeds who will no longer get a chance to germinate and live. YOU MONSTER!!

    • @bastianena
      @bastianena Рік тому +18

      @@hunszaszist How do I know? Well, I dropped LSD one time and the salad I was about to consume spoke to me. I was taken to this higher dimension that you speak of and instead of hearing screams of agony, I heard sweet songs of rejoicing. You see, the veggies were happy to sacrifice their bodies to strengthen humans, unlike the rotting corpses of sentient animals that weaken them. They said, "Eat us, and be virile; eat them, and be flaccid." They also warned me about this human vegetable named Ardusk, who was exiled from the plant kingdom for spreading lies about their purpose. They said he'd be pardoned when he opened his heart and saw the error of his ways. But until then, he'd be labeled as "Tater Dick". When I returned from this fantastic trip, I looked at my salad and began humming "Hallelujah" as I ate it.

    • @YoursUntruly
      @YoursUntruly Рік тому +1

      @@bastianena you’re insane Bro.
      Keep doing your acid.. Natural selection at its finest. Although with your acid brain, don’t try to use your hallucinations as fact.. LOL just stick to your acid and don’t tell people what to do.

    • @devinm.6149
      @devinm.6149 Рік тому +29

      Don't do drugs kids

  • @petey5009
    @petey5009 2 роки тому

    That segway into the surfshark ad was CLEAN

  • @pavel9652
    @pavel9652 Рік тому

    What a smooth transition at 4:00, hands/claws/jaws down! ;)

  • @TheStrifist
    @TheStrifist 2 роки тому +95

    Normal people eating:
    Adam: ARE YOU FEELING IT MR. KRABS

  • @BastiatC
    @BastiatC 2 роки тому +265

    "shouldn't take a thousand years though" _cries in gastroparesis_

  • @PedroDoderoEscalante
    @PedroDoderoEscalante Рік тому +2

    This is why I season the ocean, not the landfill.

  • @Datagram
    @Datagram 6 місяців тому

    I was completely caught off guard by that sponsor segue. Masterful work haha

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 2 роки тому +143

    theres some scientifics papers about how different animals keep evolving into crab looking spicies, maybe thers something super well optimised about the crab form

    • @UserOfTheName
      @UserOfTheName 2 роки тому +25

      Crabs are so well optimized and so inevitable that true crabs weren't the first crabs

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 роки тому +23

      crocodiles are literally unchanged for millions of years.
      Talk about effective

    • @Cernunnnos
      @Cernunnnos 2 роки тому +5

      @@rgerber thems rookie numbers, you need to scuttle them up.

    • @cheddaboyant7817
      @cheddaboyant7817 2 роки тому +8

      Carcination? Carcinization? Sum shit like that

    • @henningberg7975
      @henningberg7975 2 роки тому

      @@rgerber My ex reminds me of a crocodile, coincidence ?

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 2 роки тому +570

    To everyone complimenting Adam on his "smooth segway":
    It's "segue". From Italian, meaning "it follows".
    A "Segway" is an impractical form of personal transport.

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 2 роки тому +20

      Languages evolves. No one uses Segway like that now.

    • @KlineStife
      @KlineStife 2 роки тому +102

      a mispelling isn't language evolving. it's like saying your and you're can be used in place of each other just cuz a ton of people can't english.

    • @barryallen5507
      @barryallen5507 2 роки тому +40

      @@eddie-roo people still buy and rent Segways, don't be ignorant

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 2 роки тому +19

      English is one of few languages with dictionary spellings that haven't been updated in 1000 years.
      Hence why written English is so difficult to learn. You have to learn proper pronunciation of each word like you would have to learn Chinese characters.
      Most other languages have regulating bodies that update spellings to be consistent. In such languages you can pronounce any new word perfectly because characters have consistent sounds.
      Illiteracy on comment sections like these is actually causing the English language to evolve in positive direction.
      Segue is the proper spelling. But the spelling makes no sense in English. Just like the spellings of the words "light", "fiance" or "anonymous" makes no sense either.
      Segway is easier for an illiterate person.

    • @joeywheeler3838
      @joeywheeler3838 2 роки тому +1

      I guess I learned a new thing today.

  • @andrehanout2414
    @andrehanout2414 2 роки тому

    The transition to Surfshark was masterful

  • @DarkGT
    @DarkGT 2 роки тому +1

    4:47 I wonder what this crab would said when his/her claw gets ripped. maybe " Oh crab!" My claw! "