Battletech/Mechwarrior Lore : The Battle of Tukayyid (REMEMBERING May 20, 3052)

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  • @DauntlessProductionz
    @DauntlessProductionz 3 роки тому +1412

    Best part of this event is its actually two twisted remnants of the SLDF facing off, both believing they are the future of the SLDF.

    • @benvacco8997
      @benvacco8997 2 роки тому +359

      Clanners: We are the future!
      Comstar: No WE are the future
      The great houses: NO! WE are the future!
      Civilians: guys? Did you know that there’s been a famine going on out here for three centuries?

    • @CatholicDragoon
      @CatholicDragoon 2 роки тому +160

      @@benvacco8997 Mercs: We're the PRESENT. Now who's paying me wo kill whom. Oh, if you pay me enough I'll go grab some chow.

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 2 роки тому

      @@CatholicDragoon great houses Clans and even comstar self might one day all pass into the annals of history, nothing more than myths and legends. But BattleTech mercenaries will keep roaming the battlefields for a paycheck until the day mankind is extinct.

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 2 роки тому +50

      @@CatholicDragoon we're out of C-Bills but we do have House Bills belonging to a house Ka-Mur-In? we've got like 80 Trillion of these things so they must be worth something right?

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 2 роки тому +34

      *Spoilers* It was fucking ComStar

  • @EnderPryde
    @EnderPryde 5 років тому +1903

    "Get bent weirdo" - Space AT&T

    • @marshall104
      @marshall104 5 років тому +38

      I loved the phrase so much I made a shirt design for it imgur.com/gallery/uAxtNwq

    • @DrmChsr0
      @DrmChsr0 5 років тому +66

      "AND PAY YO FUCKIN' BILLS"

    • @Velrisias
      @Velrisias 5 років тому +5

      @@marshall104 I want one :)

    • @kloppanator
      @kloppanator 5 років тому +5

      @@marshall104 I was going to say we need t-shirts

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 5 років тому +10

      Why can't I like twice?

  • @sagelatham1239
    @sagelatham1239 3 роки тому +286

    As far as incredibly emotional single lines in Tex Talks Battletech, "They dismissed him as a joke, and failed to respect him - and for that, he fucking broke them." is up there with "...And then he blew his fucking brains out."

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  3 роки тому +84

      Thanks. I enjoy writing, I'm glad you enjoy it as well

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 5 місяців тому +18

      @@theblackpantslegion Tex, there's a reason the TVTropes BT page's quotes are a good third from you.

    • @FlyingWithSpurts
      @FlyingWithSpurts 4 місяці тому +15

      "Stefen had himself a fucking problem, the Gawd Dammed Black Watch." is at the top of my list.

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 4 місяці тому +11

      @@FlyingWithSpurts "Angry Russians tend to make it into the history books."

  • @Prometheus19853
    @Prometheus19853 3 роки тому +755

    Clanners: "So this is how it's gonna go down..."
    Comstar: *clunk of AC20 loading* "Yeah that's great." *cores Omnimech*

    • @ryanjohnstone8957
      @ryanjohnstone8957 Рік тому +28

      Annnd were still gonna need ur stapler

    • @funnyman4311
      @funnyman4311 Рік тому +38

      Haha LBX-AC/20 go BANG *Crits clan omnimech and promptly watches as it's ammo burns to a crisp*

    • @nickbarrett3163
      @nickbarrett3163 Рік тому +53

      Plot twist: the AC/20 is mounted on an Urbanmech

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 Рік тому +36

      @@nickbarrett3163 That just makes it more dangerous because if the mad cat pilot is distracted choking from laughter as ye sees UrbanMech try to waddle to firing position from behind a building, he won't notice the rest of the UrbanMech emerging from behind a building with the AC20 aimed point-blank at the mad cat's crotch.

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 Рік тому +1

      @@funnyman4311 But omnimechs are immune to ammo explosions

  • @SkaerKrow
    @SkaerKrow 5 років тому +377

    "To make a long distance call, please insert 20 more Long Range Missiles. Thank you for choosing Space AT&T."

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 2 роки тому +29

      "If you don't pay promptly we'll send 12 armies to 'requisition' the funds directly."

    • @anorouch
      @anorouch 7 місяців тому +4

      Wait... i just this week joked about my LRM stockpile in MW5 being an alternative to C-bills in case i go broke or the ATM breaks.

  • @adolhein
    @adolhein 2 роки тому +331

    We once again gather here to pay our respects to this event. The day the Clans Focht'd around and found out.

    • @ben2741
      @ben2741 9 місяців тому +3

      I see what you did there

    • @greatlyreducedgameplay9939
      @greatlyreducedgameplay9939 18 днів тому

      Clan won and took terra stay mad

    • @CarrionCrow-tt9hl
      @CarrionCrow-tt9hl 9 днів тому

      @@greatlyreducedgameplay9939 The Inner Sphere's experiences have been largely defined by a willingness to grind every last thing into dust for the sake of wanting what they want.
      Really, so long as anyone else exists in the universe, if they are not openly and willingly committing to a single source of governance, war will continue. On and on and on and on. Without stability, there is no "winning". Everyone will just fight on and on and on, generation after generation, until the Inner Sphere Clans are ground down as much as the Houses were.
      In the end, on the path they all are on, everyone and everything will eventually die.

  • @MMDelta9
    @MMDelta9 4 роки тому +738

    "A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness."
    Gul Dukat; Fredrick Steiner in another life apparently.

    • @jbarton8508
      @jbarton8508 4 роки тому +36

      And Sun Tzu in a different Species, also apparently. :D

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 3 роки тому +34

      Except Focht had a far better capacity for strategy and truly understanding your opponent.

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 3 роки тому +44

      House Kurita: Then you kill them?
      Steiner: eeeehhh... *wobbly hand wave* only if necessary

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 3 роки тому +4

      @@E100Omega123 that being All the Time

    • @BreadLordDormammu
      @BreadLordDormammu 3 роки тому +10

      Dukat did nothing wrong.

  • @NorthernNorthdude91749
    @NorthernNorthdude91749 3 роки тому +819

    The Battle of Tukayyid was such a monumental loss that Clan culture was changed. Some even downright abandoned the crusader mindset and adopted the warden mindset. A good example is Clan Ghost Bear, who, after the war, merged with the Free Rasalhague Republic to create the Rasalhague Dominion, a nation where Inner Sphere and Clan people lived in a conjoined, united culture and way of life that would basically resemble space Norsemen.

    • @Deepingmind
      @Deepingmind 2 роки тому +155

      It also gave an already highly effective clan access to a massive industrial sector that could benefit from said clanner tech. The Dominion became an absolute powerhouse. Long live Clan Ghost Bear!

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 2 роки тому +119

      dont forget it is the only nation that is somewhat stable that also is a republic.
      like an actual republic

    • @Ripster40
      @Ripster40 2 роки тому +57

      In all honestly while I believe Comstar absolutely wrecked the shit out of the clans this event. This invasion is what ultimately led to the downfall of Comstar. When Operation Scorpion blew up in their faces.

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 2 роки тому +13

      Straight up BTFO'd the stupid out of the clans

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 2 роки тому +23

      Some clans were wardens the whole time like wolf who were only in the invasion to try to limit the damage done by the other clans

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому +456

    Tex has a voice that sounds like he could say, unironically, "The breakfast steak and whiskey is the most important steak and whiskey of the morning."

    • @dwaynedittoe2248
      @dwaynedittoe2248 2 роки тому +18

      it is so i would agree with him if he said it

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +18

      @@dwaynedittoe2248 it sounds like a surly hobbit aphorism.

    • @Grissbane
      @Grissbane 2 роки тому +12

      it truly is. the second and third before lunch is good prep for a nice roast

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому

      Hey you go try to assault a atlas with out at least two steaks and 7 doubles of whiskey in your system and see how that works out for you.

  • @abusedumpster8882
    @abusedumpster8882 4 роки тому +1219

    “This is called ‘Asymmetrical Strategic Planning’. In layman’s terms, this is called ‘Tactical Fuckery.’”
    God Bless Tex

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 2 роки тому +46

      "Hippity, hoppity, get off my property" was a close second.
      (Yes, I know I'm late to the party. Just catching up with this wonderful series.)

    • @EricDKaufman
      @EricDKaufman 2 роки тому +24

      @@Vulpine407 Welcome to the party! Welcome to the re-birth of Battletech!!!

    • @muadibadder3345
      @muadibadder3345 2 роки тому +2

      ☝️👌💯

    • @gabsrants
      @gabsrants Рік тому +4

      This comment: Gold
      Reading this comment for the first time while Tex actually says the line: Priceless

    • @DixonsCider
      @DixonsCider Рік тому +8

      'If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck'
      -some famous Australian general

  • @Tarnfalk
    @Tarnfalk 5 років тому +672

    Tukkayid is one of the best examples of a modern set piece battle in sci-fi. It's a multifront defense in depth that shows exactly how to conduct a defensive operation against an invasion force. High usage of arty, airspace, ambushes, willingly letting go of defensive positions to get to a better spot, recon assets constantly roving and harassing enemy units to stop them from gaining any sort of initiative. This battle was basically modern day military force vs a Children's Crusade.

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 5 років тому +13

      So pretty much the peoples crusade?

    • @dolomaticus1180
      @dolomaticus1180 5 років тому +134

      Remember the Wolves and Jade Falcons, along with the Bears, were the only ones who really adapted, with the Dogs pulling out a full win and showing that change was needed.
      I would also like to point out that the Clans were not playing war, but cause they went thru a war that was worse that what happened in the IS, the rules were developed to keep themselves from self destructing during their self imposed exile. Their way of fighting was good considering their situation, but bad against people who could use their rules against them.
      Just saw this comment and it fits perfectly to what happened to the Clans: The Clans knew how to fight, but forgot how to wage war.

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 5 років тому +20

      @Crashie-J also Kursk. They had multi level defense there.

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 5 років тому +42

      'Children's crusade' is inaccurate. The failings of the clans in this campaign were due to a mountain of factors, one of which being internal sabotage. In most cases, the clans punched way above their weight.
      Taking the Smoke Jaguars as an example, since everyone likes to pick on them: They were two galaxies (roughly equivalent to three Comstar Divisions, each) both of which were depleted from prior fighting, against 8 fresh divisions that had the luxury of being on the defensive. Of these 8 divisions, several were mauled to such a degree that ComStar disbanded them rather than reconstitute them. So while they failed to take their objectives, and decidedly lost, it isn't as if they were helpless 'children.' Rather, they were undermanned and on the offensive.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 років тому +45

      @@revolrz22 yeah, it was more of Carl XVIIs Napoleons and Nazi Germanys offencives vs Russia... three elite armies equipped and trained for quick, violent conquests counting on beeing able to forage what the intentionally under dimensioned logistics couldn't supply from their home bases forced into an extended war of attrition on a scorched earth battlefield with supply chains so long it's impossible to monitor them, let alone actually defend them against enemy partizans and troop remnants conducting guerilla warfare as they see fit behind enemy lines cut off from their own high command.

  • @cogsworther1639
    @cogsworther1639 Рік тому +156

    It was at the Battle of Tukayyid where the Clans learned the truth behind the maxim, "Amateurs talk about tactics, but professionals study logistics."

    • @TheIceGryphon
      @TheIceGryphon Рік тому +2

      Still a great and true quote.

    • @Robert-wf7xu
      @Robert-wf7xu 8 місяців тому

      But they were defeated by tactics lol

    • @Rathmun
      @Rathmun 8 місяців тому +9

      @@Robert-wf7xu Not really, the greatest strength of Defense in Depth is that you're running your logistical tail in reverse. You execute a planned retreat to your resupply points instead of bringing them up to you. This means your reserves and resupply are in hardened locations that are difficult to destroy, while the other guy's supplies have to come to them in the open from farther away. It also means that you can devote every single soldier in the field to the fight, because you don't need them running supplies to the front. The front is coming to the supplies.
      Defense in depth is really rough on the land you're retreating across, after all, it basically makes the whole area the "front lines" at one point or another. So you don't _want_ to do it if you don't have to, but Comstar prepared the entire planet ahead of time. They had time to remove anything they cared about. And, of course, that's another aspect of logistics.

    • @Robert-wf7xu
      @Robert-wf7xu 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Rathmun and what is this?
      They just arrived to the place there was ammunition and shiet and it magically made clan disappear.
      That is why I like to paraphrase the quote "amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics - soldier knows that they both don't know shit about both"

    • @bohba13
      @bohba13 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Robert-wf7xu Tactics are just the logistics of putting your warheads on their foreheads.

  • @Tekisasubakani
    @Tekisasubakani 5 років тому +227

    Nova Cats: Whee, lookit our mad skillz!
    Comstar: That's cute. XO, clear my skies.

    • @wytfish4855
      @wytfish4855 5 років тому +36

      "piss off, you're ruining my sun tan"

    • @year111
      @year111 5 років тому +19

      Comstar: Banzai!

    • @Questknight12
      @Questknight12 Рік тому +11

      Prepare the riflemen.....clear the horizen.

    • @sasha1mama
      @sasha1mama 6 місяців тому +4

      **the demonic braying of a hundred RAC5s intensifies**

    • @OrigamiShinigami
      @OrigamiShinigami 4 місяці тому

      Tbf, they did also inflict proportionally the worst damage TO ComGuard.
      CNC may have left with 15 mechs... but ComStar had about that much left too, and threw way more into the fight to begin with.
      But also goes to show, nearly completely destroying your foe doesn't matter much if they still held the objectives at days end and you died nearly to a man.

  • @benjamintherogue2421
    @benjamintherogue2421 Рік тому +53

    My favorite thing about this is that it actually happened. All of this actually happened on the tabletop. What an amazing moment in storytelling.

    • @Typhis19
      @Typhis19 Рік тому +17

      You mean that they actually gamed this out at an event or something? That's really neat trivia!

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 3 місяці тому +1

      I’d love to see the game happening if it exists on youtube

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 3 роки тому +77

    The ComGuards are basically the military division of Comstar's Customer Service department. The Inner Sphere submitted the biggest Support Ticket in human history, and so management pulled everyone out of the phone queues and trained them to fight at Tukayyid. The mandatory overtime and risk to life and limb sucked, but it looked good on a resume if you survived, and you could tell your grandkids about how you and Steve from the Rigel V call center blew up a Mad Cat with rocket launchers and then apologized for the inconvenience.

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 5 місяців тому +7

      that is... if it weren't for the word of blake, this would be funny.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 5 місяців тому +6

      @@klortikterra4423 The Word of Blake ruined a lot. I try to ignore it.

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 5 місяців тому +3

      @@CharlesUrban i can't, because they ruined the galaxy and forced the galaxy down a worse path.

  • @AeonVoom
    @AeonVoom 5 років тому +546

    What Focht figured out and brought into his general strategy was, that the clanners are an assault force made for swift overpowering of enemies. He was also for a while the guest of the Il-Khan and learned their ways in person. His general Strategy included two things mainly: Smack em silly with all you've got but more importantly, wage a war of attrition the clanners were ill equipped, nor trained for. The latter really broke the back of most of them. Well except Clan Wolf of course. But they had recruited a young fellow from the inner sphere and their Khan was actually wise enough to listen to him.

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 3 роки тому +77

      Exactly; the "freebith" Phelan (Kell/Wolf/Ward) was a tremendous asset that Ulric had the wisdom to make use of.

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 3 роки тому +26

      There is some suspicion in Clan Wolf that Garth Radick's death may have been planned.

    • @justinjohnson9627
      @justinjohnson9627 3 роки тому +45

      Everyone likes the better heat management of ballistic weapons, but if you can't get ammo resupply you've suddenly got 10 tons of useless dangling off your melee-ing arms.

    • @liamhogan4369
      @liamhogan4369 3 роки тому +77

      One point on Clan Wolf achieving their objectives. They went last. And probably bid more forces than the rest put together. So Comstar simply shifted it’s focus onto the poor sods in the other clans.
      Hell, Comstar might have let Clan Wolf walk right in. They were on good terms, the former garrisoning the latter’s worlds. Comstar had no need or desire to screw over Clan Wolf. In fact, maintaining their military strength when all the other Clans lost theirs? When Clan Wolf had not only voted against the invasion, but had sent the Dragoon’s to prepare the Inner Sphere … well, with enough plausible deniability when it comes to the other clans.
      Hell, with this in mind, Comstar probably prioritized the Clans with particularly toxic world views, and were a bit lax on say, Clan Ghost Bear. Social engineering , with guns! Comstar’s speciality.
      How much do you bet they kept mentioning Clan Wolverine just to piss the Clanners off?

    • @liamhogan4369
      @liamhogan4369 3 роки тому +17

      @@iwatchyoutubealot Fair. Though it was hardly a single battlefield, Focht was anything but subtle. Any social benefits regarding the Clams were either accidental, or a crushing of spirit bought by innumerable lives.

  • @Sluppie
    @Sluppie 5 років тому +758

    Tukkayid was a major turning point, not just for the Invasion, but for the Clans. Tex isn't kidding when he says it changed their culture. The events of the Wars of Reaving can be linked back directly to the failure at Tukkayid. The definition of Clan honor changed pretty quickly once they realized that it was costing them their sole purpose in life.
    This is really one of the basic tragedies of Battletech. Both Clanners and IS want to reinstate the Star League and unite the Inner Sphere. However, no one can help but keep doing the very things that tore it apart to begin with.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 5 років тому +8

      I agree.

    • @Johnpinckney98
      @Johnpinckney98 5 років тому +32

      War... war never changes...

    • @benwilliams6221
      @benwilliams6221 5 років тому +41

      When IlKhan Osis was killed, the Clans halted the advance and took a year break , giving the IS time to mount a defense. If they'd kept rolling they would've taken Terra easily. Ulric Kerensky was working against the Clans, he was a Warden by ideology. There was no reason to make a truce available as an option to the IS. So, in my opinion it wasn't the battle itself as much as it was an ideological civil war that brought the Clans down.

    • @noneedtoknow07
      @noneedtoknow07 5 років тому +33

      The Battletech universe seems to operate under the saying "My way or the high way." more than anything else.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 5 років тому +6

      DIdn't change Clan Wolf to much at least their Warden parts

  • @kaosfury
    @kaosfury 5 років тому +415

    "Clan Wolf comprehensively defeated ComStar at every turn, even when facing four full Armies." This caused butthurt among the other clans.

    • @thomascruise4966
      @thomascruise4966 5 років тому +123

      And fans of other Clans that lost spectacularly and were subsequently annihilated... 😏
      I wonder who that could be...
      >coughChimneyKittenscough< Sorry about that, I'm having a hard time breathing all of a sudden. Must be all the Smoked Jaguar in the air...

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 5 років тому +38

      @@thomascruise4966 Hey, they got theirs, didn't they? Still, at least the Green Turkeys were still around to laugh at.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +41

      @@kereminde Not everyone has plot armor or Gary Stu powers...until they don't because plot demands it.

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 5 років тому +37

      @@dubuyajay9964 Or they lose them because plot demands it. That door swings both ways. It's how plots actually work. "I need this person around exactly this long."
      Even Natasha K wound up losing hers.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +17

      @@kereminde Thus I said "until they don't" because the writers realized they wrote themselves in a corner due to the writers' version of fan wank.

  • @TheKnightOfSmite
    @TheKnightOfSmite 4 роки тому +520

    Funny enough the Clans almost, *almost* discovered Focht's obscured command bunker nexus where he was directing the defense by accident (the scouts were dying elements of the Smoke Jaguars who kept pressing on even as they were falling apart) but the Clan scouting force was destroyed before they could announce their findings and let off a signal.

    • @Tayvin4042
      @Tayvin4042 3 роки тому +63

      Could be misremembering but I also recall that a few stray shots from Clan forces also nearly hit the bunker, almost destroying it and Focht with it. Wonder how things might have changed if that *had* happened...

    • @liamhogan4369
      @liamhogan4369 3 роки тому +79

      @@Tayvin4042 maybe a little bit, but not a whole lot. Focht’s planning was mostly done, and as part of his preparations he likely had selected secondary staff that could execute and adapt his plans. The sheer fanaticism of Comstar probably would mean their morale would barely take a hit at losing their commander.
      I’d guess a few more clams would achieve their objectives. However, the single largest benefit of Tukkayid would remain; the Inner Sphere now has access to all the clan tech salvage they could want.
      I know it goes against their culture, but I would have nuked Tukkayid into a radioactive snowball to slow down IS tech progression.

    • @willdavis3802
      @willdavis3802 3 роки тому +46

      @@liamhogan4369 Given it was Comstar, I doubt anyone would even be told the commander was dead unless they were next in line.

    • @theeatherlash69
      @theeatherlash69 3 роки тому +36

      ​@@willdavis3802 Will Davis has it right - it's Comstar. Nobody would know Focht was dead until after the battle who didn't strictly need to know. Commands would keep coming and fighting forces wouldn't find out.

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 2 роки тому +14

      Didn’t Focht have an Altas 2 ready to go just in case? That might have been… interesting.

  • @razorsrequiem
    @razorsrequiem 4 роки тому +1007

    Comstar: "We challenge you to a duel!"
    Clans: "Alright, here's our rules."
    Comstar: *Throws rulebook out the window.*

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 роки тому +288

      Quite true.

    • @razorsrequiem
      @razorsrequiem 4 роки тому +76

      @@theblackpantslegion Let me commend you sir, though. I felt your analysis was absolutely spot on while being entertaining. I hope you will examine further lore.

    • @RIVERSTYX1981
      @RIVERSTYX1981 4 роки тому +156

      Not quite. It was more, beating the clanners to death with the rulebook. It is learning the rules better than the writers and proceeding to use it to hamstring them. Clanners couldn't imagine taking such losses and still fighting, because resource management was paramount. Hence the bid system, use the least amount of resources and keep as much as you can.

    • @razorsrequiem
      @razorsrequiem 4 роки тому +24

      @@RIVERSTYX1981 I can see your point.

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 4 роки тому +151

      More like:
      Clans: Here's our rules
      Comstar: *reads through the rules and proceed to use every loophole in the book*

  • @Mjolnir117
    @Mjolnir117 5 років тому +541

    “hippity hoppity get off my property”- Tex
    love it

    • @StaK_1980
      @StaK_1980 5 років тому +4

      Yepp, and now I have to whipe my monitor.
      Bloody sarge!
      :-)

    • @TheCrackedFirebird
      @TheCrackedFirebird 5 років тому +13

      I want it on a shirt with an AWS-8Q silhouette.

    • @mattk6719
      @mattk6719 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, that's definitely t-shirt material.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 років тому +2

      My daughter has since taken this phrase as her own.

    • @danielcarman296
      @danielcarman296 4 роки тому +8

      “Amphetamine-soaked circus monkeys”!😂😂😂🐒

  • @Beargeek616
    @Beargeek616 5 років тому +552

    "Hey Mom! Uncle Tex read us a bed time story! It was the bestest! And then we threw empty Whiskey bottles at the AT&T guys the next day. Can he babysit us forever?! PLEEEEEAAASEEEE??"

    • @jasonthomas9596
      @jasonthomas9596 5 років тому +39

      Hahahahah I love this I an imagine mom losing her Collective mind going what the f*** over

    • @ShadrachVS1
      @ShadrachVS1 5 років тому +54

      "Honey... you need to listen to Uncle Tex more, throw bottles at the dirty Clanners. Pay your AT&T Bills or else."

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 4 роки тому +17

      @@jasonthomas9596 It's been happening for ages. Tex is that awesome uncle that the parents would claim that calling him a bad influence is the understatement of the 31st century.

    • @sasha1mama
      @sasha1mama 6 місяців тому +1

      Can and will, my little learners. Scrap the System!

  • @thetimebinder
    @thetimebinder 5 років тому +208

    To be fair, Wolf landed last and Comstar had already won 51%+ of the objectives. So, Comstar didn't have to try and win those objectives. In fact, the only objective Jade Falcon "won", they actually lost, but Comstar gave Jade Falcon the draw "because JF's Aiden Pryde fought so well", but really just gave them the victory because Comstsr already won the planet at that point. This show of respect was only done to encourage Jade Falcon to honor the terms and bo go on a rage filled vengeance crusade against the Sphere .

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 років тому +17

      Exactly.

    • @dolomaticus1180
      @dolomaticus1180 3 роки тому +28

      Actually that is why they still pushed to try and beat the Wolves: It was also to prove that they could take on each Clan. But the Wolves were the only Clan that actually brought enough troops to take their objectives and taught the ComStar forces that they were to be a force to keep an eye on.

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 3 роки тому +32

      Ulric wasn't fooled by Focht; he manipulated the rest of the Clans through their pride into dropping first and to "punish" him and Clan Wolf by having them drop last. He studied what C* and Focht were doing, and adjusted his troops' kit accordingly. More reliance on energy weapons (so no running out of ammo), and also bringing sufficient ammo for an extended offense.

    • @erichpryde5309
      @erichpryde5309 3 роки тому +22

      @@mkang8782 The ultimate Crusader mistake. Jaguar, especially, compounded that mistake by putting the dezgra upon its survivors, instead of acknowledging any fault in perspective.

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 3 роки тому +8

      @@erichpryde5309 #JustCrusaderThings TBF, Ghost Bear were somewhat as guilty of being ill prepared as the aforementioned Clans, and they were Wardens.

  • @BeerDone
    @BeerDone 5 років тому +318

    "An entire invasion force relegated to the past tense." Not one army in the existence of society was F'd that hard. Well done Comstar, and well done Tex for explaining it so accurately!

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 3 роки тому +31

      One of the Roman Legions actually did. The relevant Emperor supposedly would occasionally break into cursing at it's (dead, I believe) commander on occasion for years afterward.

    • @Neuttah
      @Neuttah 3 роки тому +14

      ​@@absalomdraconis Teutoburg?

    • @alexkilgour1328
      @alexkilgour1328 3 роки тому +19

      In WW1, at the Battle of Beaumont Hamel, the Royal Newfoundland Regiment took 90% casualties in a single day.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexkilgour1328 Still not 100%

    • @alexkilgour1328
      @alexkilgour1328 3 роки тому +5

      @@11Survivor the clans weren't destroyed 100% either.

  • @fien111
    @fien111 4 роки тому +362

    "How many dudes we got?"
    "A bunch"
    "How many dudes they got?"
    "Like a bunch times.....100? 500?"
    "......yeah but our mechs are cooler and we have power armor, let's invade their shit"
    "....k"
    *Clan Great Council minutes, November 3048*

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 роки тому +123

      not....wrong

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 4 роки тому +24

      Seems about right.

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 3 роки тому +16

      Like the opposite of what happened in the Winter War. Yeah Russia tried to crush them with overwelming forces... And lost about almost their entire force only to take 11 percent of Finland... And their real plans was a bit oh I don't know BIGGER than that. Yeah it was a failure no matter how much you say to that

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 роки тому +18

      @@amymeadows9834 Sure but the Russians decided to shoot 3/4 of their own officers and 1/10 of their common soldiers, focusing on the most experienced personal, before the invasion. They destroyed their own army's morale and institutional competence and then decided it was the perfect time to invade Finland in winter.

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 3 роки тому +2

      @@FakeSchrodingersCat huh didn't know that... Thanks for that tid-bit friend.

  • @SirusDiarota
    @SirusDiarota 5 років тому +602

    War. War never changes.
    Unless you don't pay Space AT&T.

    • @cropathfinder
      @cropathfinder 5 років тому +15

      I am so using that

    • @RedShocktrooperRST
      @RedShocktrooperRST 5 років тому +48

      Pay your HPG bills, fucko.

    • @SirusDiarota
      @SirusDiarota 5 років тому +14

      @@RedShocktrooperRST Comstar for life, baby.

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 5 років тому +5

      ya im stealing that term Space AT&T LOLOLOL great opne lad got a sub for it

    • @brianhenry152
      @brianhenry152 5 років тому +11

      Hippity hoppity, get off my property!

  • @DJIFridays
    @DJIFridays 5 років тому +787

    Clan Diamond Shark ended up becoming Clan Loan Shark

    • @TheCrackedFirebird
      @TheCrackedFirebird 5 років тому +79

      Instead of conquering planets, they break your knees for late payments

    • @dagonfell1566
      @dagonfell1566 5 років тому +34

      they became clan Sea Fox once again.... wtf is this Diamond Shark you are all talking about lol

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 років тому +69

      They learned from Space AT&T, the winners are the ones who make money off war.

    • @tkent68
      @tkent68 5 років тому +15

      Tell that to the Japanese....

    • @blogsblogs2348
      @blogsblogs2348 4 роки тому +6

      Best thing to happen to them in a long time

  • @LtCWest
    @LtCWest 3 роки тому +213

    To quote Sun Tsu "If you know yourself and your enemy, you dont have to fear the results of a thousand battles..."
    Comstar knew themselves and their enemey.
    They went in and came out victorious.

  • @JAR792
    @JAR792 3 роки тому +94

    SO IT HAS BEEN:
    ONE FOUGHT FOR HONOR AND ONE FOR FINALITY,
    STEEL AND MAN FACING DOWN THEIR MORTALITY,
    FOR THEY ARE HARDENED WARRIORS THAT SHAPED THE GALAXY,
    AS THEY CLASHED IN THE BATTLE
    OF TUKAYYID

    • @jonnarterius3163
      @jonnarterius3163 3 роки тому +9

      Amen fellow Stringstorm Brother! "Await their fearsome brothers of 3 centuries divide!"

    • @harryratcliffe4803
      @harryratcliffe4803 Рік тому +6

      “And although Comstar won, they are harrowed and maimed”
      Preach

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Рік тому

      Not their best work, even for Battletech.

    • @pikachufantastic
      @pikachufantastic 10 місяців тому

      ​@@bthsr7113true, but it's fantastic song

  • @Muscovy7
    @Muscovy7 3 роки тому +316

    It's actually pretty telling that the only clan force that beat the crap out of Com Star to the point of nearly breaking them entirely was also the original Warden clan that opposed the invasion. I wonder if the writers did that on purpose as a point of irony while the fanatically crusader clans were shredded. Clan Wolf really didn't mess around and Natasha broke 3 entire divisions with just her Dragoons.

    • @abelbabel8484
      @abelbabel8484 3 роки тому +138

      That was half the point of Tukayyid. The clans who fought like Inner Sphere won, those who fought like clanners lost. Dishonoring the clanlike and honoring the unclanlike invalidated their traditional way of life and gave real power to the pragmatics and reformers in their ranks, leading to internal upheaval and schisms - like a reverse Operation Klondike if you will. Clan Wolf is the best example: Comprehensive victory on Tukayyid, and within a few years it tore their clan in half.
      Focht didn't just beat the Clans on the battlefield, Focht broke their philosophy and their society. He set up a scheme that would kill the Clanner soul no matter who won the fight on the ground.
      Strategic level psychological warfare.

    • @Muscovy7
      @Muscovy7 3 роки тому +28

      @@abelbabel8484 clan Wolf didn’t fight like the inner sphere. They’ve always been more adaptable than the other clans. The only one that was even more progressive was Clan Wolverine. As for Focht breaking their culture, not really. The IlClan era exists and Clan Wolf is still very clan-like.

    • @abelbabel8484
      @abelbabel8484 3 роки тому +105

      @@Muscovy7 Sure they did, they didn't bid away forces and accepted the dishonor of dropping last for the real world advantage of numbers. They suspended zellbrigen and set up actual supply lines for an extended campaign instead of a one and done bumrush. That's not Clanner procedure, that's the Sphere way.
      Tukayyid created such societal rifts that clan Wolf suffered a formal schism between their Crusader and Warden forces, the Clans fought a proxy civil war in all but name (Refusal war) and allowed the Sphere to get their shit together to come down on the Clans like a hammer.
      Then you get Clans actually settling in and merging with inner Sphere polities instead of aiming to conquer and rebuild Star League. Also the modern ilClan has no continuity with the original Clan Wolf but is a product of the changes and reforms since Nicholas' death.
      The original Clanner culture was already in decline by 3052, but received its deathblow on Tukayyid.

    • @liamhogan4369
      @liamhogan4369 3 роки тому +22

      @@abelbabel8484 Yes! Someone gets it.
      Where’s my double upvote button…

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 3 роки тому +18

      You seem very knowledgable about the Battletech universe, I'm a refugee from a certain other IP that went to shit and I have been trying to find which books are the chronologically most important books to understand the universe, could you help a fellow Mechwarrior out? Most videos reference events but not the source material so I am a bit at a loss as a newbie

  • @jimmyseaver3647
    @jimmyseaver3647 2 роки тому +55

    I chose this video, on this day, to formally introduce my youngest sister to BattleTech. She's genuinely interested in the setting because of this. Thanks for this chance for some precious family bonding, Tex. It's been a rough few years for her and I.

  • @R3K7NO
    @R3K7NO 5 років тому +318

    "When they landed they had an army, when they left it was gone." The best narratives. I lost it. I had to stop the video. Laughing too hard. I love this so much.

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 3 роки тому +12

      "And they didn't Stop there" *Steel Viper ran into 321st and 401st division while outta ammo* "Are we boned yet?"
      "Yeah we're boned"

  • @Peteman
    @Peteman 5 років тому +95

    21:53 "TLDR: The clans brought their best, and Space AT&T said 'Get bent, weirdo!'"
    Great line.

  • @TheTrashball
    @TheTrashball 4 місяці тому +10

    Once again, we return

  • @DuoSanguis
    @DuoSanguis 5 років тому +386

    I see Comstar went to the same academy of warfare as the Imperial Guard.
    Comstar infantry sees a Dire Wolf: AFFIX BAYONNETS!

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 5 років тому +50

      Now I want a Dire Wolf with giant bayonets sticking out of its arms. In the words of Sniper: Stab Stab Stab!

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 років тому +30

      @@thegardenofeatin5965 get a wh40k warhound titan with two turbolaser arms, it's the closest thing to a direwolf in wh40k anyway and about the same size and weight though a bit more powerful XD

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 5 років тому +25

      @@SonsOfLorgar that's because 49k is incomprehensibly batshit crazy.

    • @chrisbaldwin8570
      @chrisbaldwin8570 5 років тому +19

      Well, later we get the Jihad where elements of Comstar basically kick everyone around hard until they all unite against them. Also, nukes. Batchall this Clanner!

    • @joelaroche8103
      @joelaroche8103 5 років тому +8

      Pour on the las fire lads we might just make it !

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 5 років тому +70

    "They dismissed him as a joke and failed to respect him. And for that, he fucking broke them." So good.
    I second everyone here who says Tex should do more lore vids. This was fantastic and I'd love to hear Tex recount other events like the War of 3039 and the lives of Justin and Daniel Allard.

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 5 років тому +1

      What was the name of the music track playing during that

    • @OmicronusMartinez
      @OmicronusMartinez 3 місяці тому

      Tex should do a video on the Allards. Justin, Daniel and Kai were probably the three best Mechwarriors in the Inner Sphere.
      According to some articles, shortly after the beginning of the Clan Invasion, Jaime Wolf had the more proactive IS leaders and notable Mechwarriors fight it out in a pseudo-Trial of Position. Kai was the second-last standing, just narrowly losing to Jaime Wolf and downing at least five of his opponents (which was exceptional even by Clan standards. Achieving that kill count in a ToP would net you the rank of Galaxy Commander or even Khan). Wolf even admitted to Kai that had Kai managed to down Jaime's Mech he would have had to hand Wolf's Dragoons over to Kai.

  • @DairXV
    @DairXV 5 років тому +205

    This video is great. It also doesn't mention another key element as to why ComStar won: IlKahn Ulric Kerensky of Clan Wolf. (You know the only clan to actually succeed?) See Ulric Kerensky HATED the invasion being a Warden not a Crusader. So much so that during the time ComStar was basically working alongside the Clans (not openly as allies, but secretly as "third party arbitrators for the transferal of power, and manipulating the HPG network to the Clan's benefit), he not only taught Focht everything about Clan way of life and philosophy, but also told him the goal of the invasion was Terra itself.
    See up to that point Comstar believed they could manipulate the Clans into recreating the Star League the way ComStar wanted it to be, partially believing that simply restarting the Star League was ultimately the Clan's goal and bringing the unruly Successor States to heel was merely a part of that plan (which is also something ComStar wanted, IIRC). Ulric Kerensky disabused them of that notion when he told Focht that they intended to take Terra, the place ComStar kept for themselves. Why would Ulric Kerensky tell Focht these things? Because telling Comstar they weren't going to be the power behind the throne was his best shot at ending the Clan Invasion without Clan Wolf being the ones to take Terra.
    So yes, Focht deserves every bit of praise Tex can heap on him, but let's not forget that Tukkayid would not have happened if Ulric had kept his mouth shut.

    • @tyvernoverlord5363
      @tyvernoverlord5363 5 років тому +23

      Let us not forget the brothers of the Wolves Dragoons...
      They helped rally a standing alert

    • @Gigas0101
      @Gigas0101 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, see the Mad Cat video to see the actual value of the Wolf's Dragoons in terms of the clan invasion.

    • @texteel
      @texteel 5 років тому +15

      from macro to micro.
      He let the others outbid themselves to be the first to drop, he dropped last but with the best/biggest force.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 5 років тому +6

      True Clan Wolf is unlike most other clans they wanted simply to let the Inner Sphere fixed themselves.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 5 років тому +8

      @@texteel And his clan won, but again, his clan was dragged into this invasion as punishment for resisting.

  • @fredlandry6170
    @fredlandry6170 3 роки тому +45

    I love the line about how Comstar had plenty of ammunition and decided to share it with the Clans.

  • @mkang8782
    @mkang8782 3 роки тому +57

    I loved reading the third book in the trilogy, when it describes how Focht is directing his forces, and, in one case, has to reign in a commander that wants to keep fighting in a zealous fit. Focht has to sternly, but not unkindly, remind him of the plan of attrition. Stackpole gets a lot of flak for some of this writing (arguably justified), but, man, he gets a lot right in that part of the third book.

  • @phantommauler3602
    @phantommauler3602 5 років тому +160

    Ive read the books, I knew how the battle goes, I knew which Clans lost.
    What I didn't know, was how hard they lost.
    Well now I know, and I can only find one word to describe it.
    That one word... EPIC.

    • @shannon1234550
      @shannon1234550 5 років тому +1

      What books? I want to read them! Please!

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 років тому +5

      The wolves put up a good fight, but they were effectively bloodied and allowed to win, mostly because Comstar had already won the war. With all other clans losing and two having a draw, Wolf's win hardly mattered.
      The wolves fought well, but the loss of their Khan was quite a blow dealt by Comstar.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 5 років тому +8

      @@THEGRUMPTRUCK To be honest the Wolves didn't care they were dragged into this invasion as punishment, they never wanted it.

    • @aegisghost
      @aegisghost 5 років тому +4

      @@shannon1234550 Blood of Kerensky

    • @cterrel
      @cterrel 4 роки тому +2

      @@shannon1234550 Yes, the Blood of Kerensky series by Michael Stackpole. They've been favorites of mine for years. Awesome video, Tex!

  • @gadget19k76
    @gadget19k76 5 років тому +370

    “Amphetamine soaked circus monkey” is going to be my new phase for crazy. I love these vids!

    • @lexi9956
      @lexi9956 5 років тому +6

      Gadget 19K I literally did a spit take all over my phone at that one.

    • @lordmech
      @lordmech 5 років тому +7

      i lost it when he said that funniest thing i have heard.

    • @belliott538
      @belliott538 5 років тому +8

      Also a Great BAND Name!

    • @jbarton8508
      @jbarton8508 4 роки тому +3

      @@belliott538 And don't forget their hit song, "Technical Fuckery"

    • @TheJaymundo
      @TheJaymundo 3 роки тому +5

      @@jbarton8508 No, not Technical. Tactical. Tex was talking about screwing with Asymmetrical Warfare. Listen to it again. And yes, it is very funny.

  • @lancepickett5653
    @lancepickett5653 5 років тому +161

    Georgi Zukov fought in a bloody manner but was damned effective, and was immensely effective well worth study.
    Not studied deeply enough by anyone outside of military colleges, the study of this Soviet commander has given me many victories in Battletech,fantasy, and historic battles.

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 4 роки тому +33

      Soviet doctrine was incredibly advanced. They had a huge supply of trucks from the US which dramatically boosted their whole armies mobility. The Germans were still moving supplies around by horse and men by foot.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 роки тому +42

      @Comstar: Space AT&T Soviet battle doctrine is indded called deep battle. The effectiveness of it, and Zhukovs by proxy, comes from the fact that it took the experiences of 39-41, and examined them through a statistical lens. It is aimed at winning wars in a manner most efficient considering the resources availible to the belligerents.
      In case of the soviets, they posessed a number of advantages. Thabka to their more efficient procurement, and massive foreign aid, they could replace material losses more easily. Thanks to their larger pool of men, and less rigorous training, they could replace front line units more easily. They also posessed large swathes of nonessential land close to Germany.
      Therefore the key to soviet victory lay in strategy of trading land for time to build up parity in matériel and unit cohesion, and then trade manpower and equipment to destroy German equipment that could not be so easily replaced.
      Deep battle in essence is the tactical reality proven by the fall of France and Poland to combat an enemy with superior individual units but inferior logistics.
      It consists of, on an operational scale frontwide attacks, to identify weak apots, multiple armoured spearheads aimed at exploiting said weaknesses, then operational scale encirclements to cut off the enemy frontline and strike at its high value support units.
      Strategically, it consist of a string of such operational scale setpuece battles, all aimed at methodically reducing the enemy fighting force, and effecting a relatively slow, but steady advance, taking great care to prevent succesful counterpushes.
      All in all it results in an extremely costly, and relatively slow advance, that has enormous logistical cost, however it inflicts similarly horrendous casualties upon the enemy, and all but ensures athat any gains made are secured, as it involves no high risk strategic depth manouvers like blitzkrieg does.
      So basically it mirrors the situation with the clanners to a T, and is a devastatingly effwctive strategy to employ in such a scenario.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 4 роки тому +36

      "He always asks for more. More men, more tanks, more artillery, more planes ... but he also gets more results!"
      - Josef Stalin, on Georgy Zukov

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 3 роки тому +6

      @@GMorgan84 you have to realize the numbers of the 2-1/2 ton 6x6 truck in the US military industrial complex at the time to know how significant they were. The GMC CCKW, the most common version had over 560,000 produced between the years of 1941-1945. It was the second most produced US vehicle of the war, behind the Jeep.
      The one that saw use by soviets, the Studebaker US6, had 195,000 produced by studebaker, with another 22,000 from REO… and you have to remember, one of these means that a squad could move up to 45 MPH/72 KMH at max, and had a max operational range of 236 miles, or 379.8KM. Those numbers could be carrying any number of wonderful anti tank ordinance to provide free redecorating services, machineguns for wonderful surprises, or artillery to landscape. In terms of supplies, it’s even more significant, as one of these could carry any assortment of food, water, fuel ammo, etc, at that speed.

    • @groundhero10casual
      @groundhero10casual 2 роки тому +4

      Question? Didn’t Zhukov get Murdered by Stalin once he showed the world the might of the Soviet military: when ran correctly?

  • @alanstanton1814
    @alanstanton1814 Рік тому +23

    Foch proved an age old adage at Tukayyid, knowing is half the battle... the other half is violence.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 8 місяців тому +3

      LOTS of violence...

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 4 роки тому +32

    It's a shame that while Foct was putting everything on the line to save the Inner Sphere Myndo was being Myndo and fucking everything up for everyone.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 роки тому +19

      Yin and Yang, brother. Yin and Yang

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 4 роки тому +8

      @@theblackpantslegion Such as it is with most factions.

  • @everythingsgonnabealright8888
    @everythingsgonnabealright8888 5 років тому +672

    Aww yiss, this will be the most enjoyable 25 minutes X)
    Dude, seriously, continue this. There must be a lore channel for Battletech with your level of production quality, to rival Warhammer and Star Wars ones. Keep it up, good sir!
    Edit: Now that I watch this proper - I stand by my point ever firmly. This is your best Battletech work this far, Tex. You actually made me feel that nightmare of a battle through that narration. Atmospheric as all hell. Nice work indeed.
    tldr: MOAR

    • @jameslonghurst5914
      @jameslonghurst5914 5 років тому +13

      Yeah thanks Tex this was fantastic.

    • @umngyr
      @umngyr 5 років тому +14

      I will be officially celebrating Tukkayid day every may 20th from this moment forward. CHEERS!

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 5 років тому +9

      Yes, please! Battletech deserves so much more recognition than it has now. Such an awesome universe!
      -random 40K fan just learning about the setting

    • @me0262
      @me0262 5 років тому +11

      I wholeheartedly agree. I think this is the stride episode right here. The voice, narration, the jokes, down to even just the pictures, transitions, and even the voice and narration, all the way to the end credits.
      All future episodes should follow this as a template. (apart the odd beginning and ending).
      I loved the logo at the end with a part of the narration.
      "Hippity Hoppity get off my property" was absolutely hilarious!

    • @frankvalentine3315
      @frankvalentine3315 2 роки тому +1

      @@umngyr Much to my wife's dismay, I take the 20th of May off every year and play BT all day. HBS BattleTech, MechAssault 1 and 2 along with MWO. Drives her nuts :)

  • @Bdakkon
    @Bdakkon 5 років тому +326

    Christ these videos are like ASMR for Battletech nerds like me. Can't convey how much I enjoy listening about Battletech lore. :) Thank you Sirs.

    • @DoctorPhobos
      @DoctorPhobos 5 років тому +6

      So say we all!

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 5 років тому +5

      So true, I've listened to this and the fall of star league video at least 20 times each just to listen to Tex's voice and storytelling...

  • @rifleman2c997
    @rifleman2c997 5 років тому +261

    Pay your debts, indeed.
    I would say the clans defeated themselves. They had a long supply line and many of the invading clans were hardcore believers in eugenics, thus they never thought to make as many omnimechs and let the freeborn pilot those. They deliberately hobbled their pool of manpower. Sure they might make awesome warrior- but that might take years, The IS can train a person and toss them into the meatgrinder in months. The clans played at war, Federick Steiner practiced war.

    • @coyote16able
      @coyote16able 5 років тому +36

      Funny enough their was one clan that was fully prepared to bring everything they could to invade the inner sphere cause they actually looked and did the math on what it could take to invade.They also where like the only combined arms clan they where perfect for the invasion but because they made a reasonable bid they got laughed at.

    • @efffvss
      @efffvss 5 років тому +34

      Didn't the Wolves also work out that Focht was Frederick Steiner, and therefore took him seriously?

    • @everyonethinksyoureadeathm5773
      @everyonethinksyoureadeathm5773 5 років тому +39

      @@efffvss yes they did, that was due to Ulric trusting Phelan when it came to battle planning. Oddly enough when Ward decided to off Ulric because "muh honor". Phelan reached out to Focht for help to move the Wolves in Exile to Arc Royal. After that the Wolf Dragoons, Wolves in Exile, Kell Hounds and Space AT&T er... ComStar worked closely in anti-crusader training. What's even funnier is that the Hounds with the help of the Wolves science techs created some impressive Omnimechs. Plus the wolves adopted the Hounds as honorary wolves because of reasons (many bar fights that lead to respect).

    • @efffvss
      @efffvss 5 років тому +4

      I thought Crichell killed Ulric under truce and Ward (for all his Crusader arseholery) avenged Ulric.

    • @coyote16able
      @coyote16able 5 років тому +7

      The wolves weren't too up their own superiority and took everyone seriously.

  • @fstorm001
    @fstorm001 2 роки тому +18

    Comstar erased diamond shark from existence, even the memory of them had been destroyed and comstar was just standing there wondering why they were shooting into an empty field

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому +13

    My favorite part is this: At the same time that ComStar pulls off Tukayyind, where the did everything right, they also performed Operation Scorpion, where they failed spectacularly at trying to conquer the Inner Sphere. They tried to force the great houses to bend the knee, threatening to shut off the HPG network... so the Great Houses just took over the HPG facilities. It's a bad idea to say "You and what army" when the other guy has an army and yours is fighting a battle elsewhere.

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 3 роки тому +2

      But Operation Scorpion was earlier.

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 Місяць тому

      Sorry for the thread necromancy; Operation Scorpion primarily failed because Precenter Dieron - Sharilar Mori - was a mole for the Draconis Combine, and passed on information about the planned activities.

  • @phelan010
    @phelan010 5 років тому +232

    Tex good sir I salute you for this absolutely glorious video
    You are the credit to the Inner Sphere

    • @ValosarX
      @ValosarX 5 років тому +6

      And the number one enemy of every clanner!

  • @rinzler9171
    @rinzler9171 Рік тому +5

    The 3052 ComGuards were green, well trained, but most importantly, they were fanatical.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Рік тому +1

      After that battle they became the most battle-hardened bastards known to man which was going to be needed cuz there's sons and daughters were going to need to fight the dirty clanners come all over again.

    • @canislupus3655
      @canislupus3655 8 місяців тому

      ​@@mikecampos1193 ...and everyone else

  • @owlsayssouth
    @owlsayssouth Рік тому +13

    I love that the phone company's secret weapon was Charlton Heston. At least going by that last picture.

  • @shagiephoto
    @shagiephoto Рік тому +24

    Remembering May 20th.

  • @Jago-mw4vc
    @Jago-mw4vc 3 роки тому +70

    It is now a yearly tradition to listen to tex talk shit about clanners. Couple days late this year but eh. Keep doing what you’re doing Tex.

  • @JSRLPadre
    @JSRLPadre 5 років тому +49

    I have been arguing for years and will continue to argue that if there is a future show primed and ready to fill the Game of Thrones void, it's most likely gonna be pulled from Battletech lore. For me, Tukayyid was bigger than either of the Deathstar brawls. And BT is still thriving where many of her peers have fallen off and died.

  • @antonjavierdizon959
    @antonjavierdizon959 5 років тому +17

    Well, it looks like Anastasius...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    ...Focht the Clans up real bad.
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  • @kingheath97
    @kingheath97 Рік тому +10

    Tukkyid I find to be the crucible that truly brought forth Kurinski's dream. Not Nicholas, but Alexander's. Ghost Bear, Nova Cat, and Wolf truly are Alexander's vision.

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 10 місяців тому +5

    The equivalent of bringing up The battle of Teutoburg forest to win an argument.

  • @Inglonias
    @Inglonias 5 років тому +11

    This video led me to binge the Blood of Kerensky trilogy.
    Kai Allard-Liao and Phelan Kell are ridiculously OP. I actually started laughing when the big emotional breakthrough for Liao in book 3 was "Wow, I really AM that awesome!"

    • @JeremyRyanWren
      @JeremyRyanWren 5 років тому +2

      Inglonias He’s a 1/2 pilot. Basically god mode in old tabletop Battletech when you play scenarios with him. A light mech/tank/vtol (some mediums too) could come screaming in at over 100kph by Liao, and all he’d have to do is stop moving and snipe it’s ass. Still rolling on a 5 at short range. As long as he’s in range he can hit what he’s aiming at. Worst case scenario without severe complications: Liao ran +2, target moved 10+ hexes +4, target is at long range +4, Kai’s Gunnery +1. To hit: 11. A shot impossible to even attempt for almost every IS pilot and most Clanners, he can do it.

    • @Inglonias
      @Inglonias 5 років тому

      @@JeremyRyanWren Having an OP character in a game is one thing. Not giving them any character depth beyond "awesome at everything" in a novel about them is another.

  • @patrickcoyle5469
    @patrickcoyle5469 5 років тому +61

    The Clans knew how to fight, but forgot how to wage war.
    Hmm... I wonder how this would sound if Gotterdammerung from the Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries soundtrack kicked in at 8:00 or so...

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 5 років тому

      Funfact... Götterdämmerung Battlemech:
      www.sarna.net/wiki/G%C3%B6tterd%C3%A4mmerung_(BattleMech)

  • @liljenborg2517
    @liljenborg2517 5 років тому +43

    As AWESOME as an 80 ton Steiner mech with a trio of PPCs. I love how you tell the story your own way, with your own style instead of just read it out of some sourcebook. Gonna re-watch this one a few times today.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 5 років тому +3

      The Awesome is a Free Worlds League design though... ;)

  • @KelebMoonDancer
    @KelebMoonDancer 3 роки тому +24

    Tbh im surprised the Comstar army leader given his peculiar heritage didnt drop a few dozen Steiner scout lances in the middle of the enemy group. No amount of high tech can argue with steiner scout lances.

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 роки тому +11

      Guten Tag Guten Tag! Ve have come for ze scouting.

  • @FlyingWithSpurts
    @FlyingWithSpurts Рік тому +8

    Happy "Get Focht" Day!

  • @nerdfatha
    @nerdfatha 3 роки тому +11

    I need to use the term "amphetamine soaked circus monkey" at some point in my life.

  • @Spencer_Beard
    @Spencer_Beard Рік тому +6

    I tell you what: I happened upon this channel last year, and have listened to all the lore episodes a dozen times. It never gets old, and is still compelling. The humor is top notch.

  • @dmonicplays8374
    @dmonicplays8374 Місяць тому +4

    Clanner: is that a star-league-era royal regiment variant catapult?
    Comguard: Yes. AND YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUT OF THE PACKAGE!!!

  • @annagramgaming8934
    @annagramgaming8934 5 років тому +101

    The Clans came out soon after I started playing Battletech. Early on, I got into an argument with a Clan Fan over what I felt were terrible practices after his description of the Clan bidding process. It took me mere *minutes* to figure out there was a problem. But, he knew the lore and read all the books, while I just played the game. So, I lost the argument, unable to enunciate what should have been obvious. Later, I drifted away from the game, playing a little MechWarrior but not much else from the franchise. Fast forward to May 20, 2019, after years out of the loop and following this channel for like a week (bumped into the Catapult video), I learn the exact problems I pointed out were real. I'm not stupid or crazy. Well, not about the Clans, anyway. All of that to say, thanks, Tex.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  5 років тому +31

      Welcome, bud

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 4 роки тому +1

      can you go into more detail? what's wrong with the bidding process?

    • @annagramgaming8934
      @annagramgaming8934 4 роки тому +5

      @@Splozy I'm not sure I understand. You're asking what wrong with the Clan bidding process, past what was already explained in the video? I'm also curious if you think the Clan bidding process is actually a good idea?

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 4 роки тому +1

      @@annagramgaming8934 no I don't I'm just curious about your story :) I watch these while I do other things and might have missed a bit out. You don't have to go into more detail of you don't want to.

    • @annagramgaming8934
      @annagramgaming8934 4 роки тому +18

      @@Splozy The issue of the clan bidding process is wrapped up in efficient use of force. Purposely benching portions of your projectable force, barring situations where more units in an area results in them fighting ineffectively (al la Agincourt), only leads to negative results, such as increased losses on your side and increased chance of failure to achieve the tactical objective. Terms of engagement are so critical that sometimes the battle is more about the terms than the fighting. Jutland comes to mind.
      So, to put into perspective of the Clan nonsense, what I was referring to was being told how cool the Clans were because of their bidding process, when it is strictly at odds with effective military doctrine. At the time, I wasn't as knowledgable of the Battletech setting, the Clans specifically, or military history in general. So, I could not formulate an effective defense of my feeling that there was something wrong with the bidding, even if it seems 'cool,' which is all the Clan Fan seemed to actually care about.
      I hope that explains it adequately.

  • @chriskirby9408
    @chriskirby9408 3 роки тому +5

    "Get bent, weirdo"!!!!
    "Amphetamine soaked circus monkeys. "
    Classic Tex

  • @lokai7914
    @lokai7914 3 роки тому +15

    I lost track of how many times I've listened to this... and it only gets better every time.
    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n 5 років тому +49

    *Sips tea*
    *Strokes Beard*
    *Laughs in "Freebirth"*

  • @jotacep
    @jotacep Рік тому +7

    Remembering May 20th as a day of Will, Resolve, Strategic Vision, and of course my favourite, Crazy. Everyone says it cannot be done until some great genius bastard comes along and says 'hey, yes it can. And this is how we do it.'😎

  • @bew1977
    @bew1977 2 роки тому +26

    This is the third year I've spent in Tex's lecture on my birthday. It never gets old hearing the Clans get their shit pushed in by a telecom company and makes May the 20th that much more special.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Рік тому

      For real

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy 7 місяців тому

      Love me periphery, 'ate the great houses. 'Ate Clanners. Simple as

  • @owenlagger
    @owenlagger Рік тому +7

    Yet another glorious May 20th

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому +8

    ROFLMAO: "When Diamond Shark landed, they had an army. When they left, it was gone." OMG, Priceless!

  • @LtCWest
    @LtCWest 5 років тому +129

    Guess the Clans....
    *le glasses*
    got Focht!

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 5 років тому +10

      *YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!*

  • @theworldsays4264
    @theworldsays4264 5 років тому +75

    Battletech, the only tabletop wargame with with plausible war fiction and military strategy.

    • @lukewest7216
      @lukewest7216 4 роки тому +10

      Well, except for the giant, stompy robots. But that's just part of the charm

    • @Solon_The_Lich
      @Solon_The_Lich 4 роки тому +2

      I've known Battletech for a long time, just recently approaching some lore because tex is hilarious, i still find the mechs ugly as hell

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 3 роки тому +2

      @@Solon_The_Lich what can be said? It was task from General Kerensky himself! Armored as much as possible, armed as much as possible, ugly as possible so the fear could become our ally.

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 3 роки тому +1

      Don't know about the plausibility of mass scale ground combat in a setting with Warships tbh.

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 3 роки тому +1

      @@GonnaDieNever why not? For example there are Mobile Orbital Guns on the surface, but your fleet battles enemy fleet. So only ways to save as many lives as possible - destroy enemy fleet or smash those MOGs asap. But your enemy is not an idiot and MOGs are properly defended. So you order dropships to land forces and destroy MOGs at any cost, because fleet is under attack from both sides.

  • @craenos5156
    @craenos5156 5 років тому +22

    New game= Drink whiskey every time Tex says honour.

  • @filipstancel7315
    @filipstancel7315 4 роки тому +12

    I have just watched this video for the 2nd time. First was around 3 week ago. I didn´t have any clue about Inner Sphere and Claners then. I was totally new to Battletech universe. After this Tex´s video, I have pre-orderdered Clan Invasion box, all wave 1 mechs, bought Beginners box a and Core game - Battletech A Game Of Armored Combat, plus 4 battlemats. This is thanks to you, Tex. You have brought me to this magnificent universe. Thank you, I´m in your debt.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 роки тому +15

      You owe no man a debt, other than to yourself - to learn the game, to teach others, and to continue your good works.

  • @BladeMasterGrom13
    @BladeMasterGrom13 2 роки тому +9

    Oddly it has become a tradition to watch this every year

  • @moriskurth628
    @moriskurth628 5 років тому +63

    So, basically the Clans expected to fight a conventional ground war against an upjumped Telecommunications Corporation, but happened to run into the fucking Imperial Guard.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 3 роки тому +20

      The imperial guard without interservice limitations. One combined wall of *No*

    • @Sturm01
      @Sturm01 2 роки тому +5

      Happy gasmask noises

    • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
      @TheNerdForAllSeasons 2 роки тому +7

      They expected to fight a bunch of star vs star level mech duels
      They FOUND the Imperial Guard.

    • @jcarter6213
      @jcarter6213 10 місяців тому

      Imperial Guard with all the tech from before Horus and co had their tantrum

  • @MingusCasey
    @MingusCasey 5 років тому +60

    you have the voice of an 80s action hero, brilliant. better than actually.

  • @bobburris4445
    @bobburris4445 5 років тому +68

    Asymmetrical warfare, otherwise known as tactical fuckery - that made my day. Love your videos Tex!

  • @davidjb20010
    @davidjb20010 3 роки тому +4

    Clanners be sweatin when the trees start asking them about their cars extended warranties.

  • @graysoncarlyle2399
    @graysoncarlyle2399 5 років тому +32

    The moral of the story is don't mess with Space AT&T.

  • @SparrowNoire
    @SparrowNoire 5 років тому +45

    Been looking forwards to this for a few months! I knew you wouldn't pass up making a video about intergalactic "Rub a Clanner's nose in it" day. Great work from Crowind, MadAsgardian, and yourself as always. Really appreciate the love and dedication you guys so obviously marinate these in.

  • @KylenPhylar
    @KylenPhylar 5 років тому +18

    See, as much as I love the clans (Coyote fan here) the big thing is that Tukayyid wasn't just Foct spanking the clans that were there and teaching them a lesson, but it was something else entirely:
    In a fight between a group of warriors and a group of soldiers, the soldiers will either win, or make the warrior victory so costly that it won't look like victory. Sure, most of the Comguard involved were green, but they had been drilled every day and moment they could have been leading up to this moment. They were told, in no uncertain terms, that their lives were being spent to grind the clans to a halt. They KNEW what they were getting into, where the clans thought this was going to be Thursday.
    In short, Foct was the mastermind, but it would have cost the Clans quite a bit even if Foct wasn't there given the same chance to prepare. Foct's strategies and tactics were simply a massive force multiplier on a group who were already resigned to likely being meat in the grinder, if only in hopes the gristle would jam up the gears.

  • @torokllts
    @torokllts 5 років тому +53

    "Get Bent Weirdo"
    This is the best video you have ever made. I love the lore stuff on your channel!

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 5 років тому

      A hypocritical comment coming from the Priesthood of Mars rip-off that is Comstar. They have no right to call anyone "weirdo."

    • @malachai1381
      @malachai1381 5 років тому +2

      @@NodDisciple1 Except battletech predates Warhammer 40k by about 3 years

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 5 років тому +1

      @@malachai1381 Exactly. They had 3 years to see how screwed up Comstar was and that it shouldn't be copied.

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 Рік тому +4

    As someone who HATES the clans.
    That was cathartic.

  • @RJThomas61
    @RJThomas61 Рік тому +4

    Shout out to Tex and the rest of the BPL crew. Love your content, love your work ethos, and most importantly love your work on behalf of charity. The style in which you present this lore is one that inspires my own writings. The phrase "tactical fuckery" will forever have a place in my lexicon.

  • @NazgulGnome
    @NazgulGnome 5 років тому +22

    Because planning, tactics and a shorter supply line with a larger industrial base beats honor every time. "Get bent Weirdo" indeed.

  • @meshuggahshirt
    @meshuggahshirt Рік тому +4

    Imagine being one of the best warriors in Clan history and dying failing to take a place called Humptulips

  • @hendrikgrotefend4098
    @hendrikgrotefend4098 5 років тому +35

    Can't wait for the Word of Blake edition. Now with extra crazy.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +14

      Tex won't do it. He hates post 2001 writing-even if it's canon. Badly made canon, but still canon.

    • @hendrikgrotefend4098
      @hendrikgrotefend4098 5 років тому

      @@dubuyajay9964 Huh, thank you. Just started getting into Battletech, didn't know this was so unpopular.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +7

      @@hendrikgrotefend4098 You have to realize this was written during a period when the old company went belly up and the property was bought out by two different companies. Neither one seemed to really know what to do with it and it showed. It's finally been licensed out by it's new owner (Topps), to a company that somewhat seems concerned with the customer's wants. (Catalyst Games). Although it still has issues (mainly quality issues with minis. Minor, but they still exist.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 років тому +4

      Hey Mechassault was fun. Also Word of Blake fortress buster mechs we cool looking. And come on its Comstar they hide battleships.

    • @robertivey7644
      @robertivey7644 4 роки тому +9

      I wouldn’t mind Tex explaining why the Jihaad is stupid and impossible.

  • @Nevalith
    @Nevalith 3 роки тому +3

    We have lost time and time again to the Clanners...what can we do??!!?
    Commisar Anastasia: Throw more bodies at them. Mechs, Tanks, Planes, Men. Don't stop until their gears jammed with bones and bodies for the Empo...uhhh COMSTAR!!

  • @matyaskanev2151
    @matyaskanev2151 3 роки тому +33

    Well after Stringstorm released his song yesterday it looks like I will be spending a while listening to you. Have been only 40k guy so far but BattleTech sounds awesome.

    • @donttreadonmemes
      @donttreadonmemes 3 роки тому +7

      Welcome to the battletech universe! I hope you enjoy your stay.

    • @matyaskanev2151
      @matyaskanev2151 3 роки тому +8

      @@donttreadonmemes Well so far I am enjoying my time with Tex.

    • @nikoclesceri2267
      @nikoclesceri2267 3 роки тому +3

      @@donttreadonmemes I wish tex had more videos like this, but his mech overviews are cool as well

    • @jonnarterius3163
      @jonnarterius3163 3 роки тому +1

      Welcome brother! As a fan in a similar situation, it is a nice setting.

    • @jonnarterius3163
      @jonnarterius3163 3 роки тому

      @@nikoclesceri2267 His "Mackie" video is one of my favorites. As well as his lead up to the Clan exodus.

  • @thepbg8453
    @thepbg8453 5 років тому +112

    Remember pay your bills
    Or Space AT&T will come for you!
    Hippity Hoppity: get off my property!

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 5 років тому +1

      *AT&T
      but close ^^

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 5 років тому

      Corrected
      Thank you

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 5 років тому

      @@thepbg8453 You are welcome ^^

    • @LupusAries
      @LupusAries 5 років тому +4

      Redde creditori tuo=pay your creditors! :D

    • @TheCrackedFirebird
      @TheCrackedFirebird 5 років тому

      This needs to be a tee shirt.

  • @stevepittman3770
    @stevepittman3770 5 років тому +32

    Damn Tex, you should definitely be doing more of this stuff. I'm an ooold school battletech lore nerd and would love to see more.

  • @RocketChickArt1
    @RocketChickArt1 5 років тому +32

    For someone who only knows like the Bare Basics of BattleTech, this was amazing and I believe you and your team have great talent and should do more videos based on battles and wars and different companies and important time periods in universe.

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 5 років тому +1

      While the video is funny and cute, he really underplays the clan effort during the fight and makes it seem like a one-sided curb stomp. The clans punched well above their weight in most cases, and absolutely left most of the ComStar units in various states between 'mauled' and 'absolutely thrashed' by the end.Numerous Comstar divisions were just disbanded after the battle, the damage they had taken being so great that it wasn't worth it to reconstitute them.

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 років тому +2

      @@revolrz22 well, he does mention afterward that Comstar's losses were incalculable, showing that he did acknowledge comstar's substantial losses, and he goes pretty in depth with Comstar's losses describing how they "bulldozed the corpses of their comrades aside and kept fighting."

  • @guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594

    Greetings from the imperium, just want to wish you all a happy "dunk on clanners" day

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 5 років тому +5

    *Real talk, Tex, this video gives me chills every time, hearing the insane and inhuman zealot killing machine that is ComStar turn a planet into such a grand execution world makes even Cadia in 40k blush*

  • @mystiqblackcat
    @mystiqblackcat 5 років тому +24

    I've always liked Battletech from a distance, played a few of the video games. You are pulling me in deep with these Tex Talks. Your style is just so good man, looking forward to more.

    • @EVAUnit4A
      @EVAUnit4A 5 років тому

      Hear hear!

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 5 років тому +1

      Enjoy the heartbreak of trying to find the books at less than exorbitant prices, my friend. It is one of our greatest burdens.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 років тому +1

      @@WolfHreda some of them are affordable on audible.

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 5 років тому

      Oh! I just learned a little while ago that a bunch of the classics are now available as ebooks. Search Amazon for Battletech Legends.