Pking With Unpopular Weapons: Toktz-xil-ak

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @rubin4306
    @rubin4306 4 роки тому +222

    Now I need you boys to follow these precise instructions: go to your kitchen, take the biggest pot you have and put all your important documents in there. Put on at least 3 warm pieces of clothing. Then, open up your freezer and put the pot next to it. Now, light your documents up boys. Light them up. This is how you defeat the wintertodt in real liffffeeeee

    • @manuelmelendez8174
      @manuelmelendez8174 4 роки тому +4

      Ay man. Im a goon. In real life that quit osrs to work at a trap. I watch your videos as a bag up crack for my fiends. My fiends hit the dope and ask me what kind of videos am i watching. Listen. Your mAking my trap great again sir. Onky one flaw bra.. I need you to make more videos bra. Thats on gang my nigga. The savage prophecy must be full filled. Gang nigga

    • @Ang3liOSRS
      @Ang3liOSRS 4 роки тому +5

      Omfg! He played that in his new video! Lmfao 😂

    • @rubin4306
      @rubin4306 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ang3liOSRS yesss! Life goal completed hahaha

    • @J.Da.Goat4597
      @J.Da.Goat4597 9 місяців тому

      Si papa

  • @gpotts212
    @gpotts212 4 роки тому +61

    It’s that time again boys, crawl into your crawl space under your house and collect all the scorpions you can. Take these scorpions and piss them all off with pepper spray and by playing Sea Shanty on repeat for 10 hours. Now take these scorpions and dump them into your little cousins bedroom. This is how you do scorpion catcher in reeeaaaal liiiiife

  • @saltyslug7677
    @saltyslug7677 4 роки тому +115

    Little Timmy goblinboy teleported with the quickness

  • @Mistophoroi
    @Mistophoroi 4 роки тому +64

    Granite Warlock vs. Obby Gladiator? W0w!

  • @channingtaintum
    @channingtaintum 4 роки тому +30

    Almost 50,000 subs? That's it? Bludgeon that subscribe button, boys, and absolutely crucify that like button.

  • @kavtind
    @kavtind 4 роки тому +101

    Only 48k subscribers? That's it?

  • @PrestigeWorldWidePWW
    @PrestigeWorldWidePWW 4 роки тому +22

    That was actually badass when you hit that ranger with the dragon mace that you picked up. Nice

  • @jake9674
    @jake9674 4 роки тому +3

    The attitude 25Buttholes takes towards Runescape is an attitude one could take towards life. In this way 25Butthole's videos are not just about Runescape but also a demonstration of how to encompass the savage perspective, which is a philosophical worldview, something we could compare to say stoicism or zen. If I was to describe the savage perspective I would say it is something close to the Nietzschean free spirit. 25Buttholes rebels against all - even against his followers who follow him too closely. This attitude is one of freedom; an unquenchable certainty and confidence in oneself. By breaking social norms, by being rude, by deconstructing the act of begging, 25Buttholes demonstrates how to break free. In effect he is saying: use your mind, don't just follow what everyone else is doing, be willing to take up weapons others don't. Explore your world. Use your cunning. Be confident. Don't be so afraid of social ostracization and convention.
    There is also a self-consciousness to it. We are all grown ups now. Life seems unwinnable and overly complicated and so we turn back to the games of our childhood. Within 25Buttholes is a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement of the inherent friction to his attitude and the act of playing runescape itself. This sort of feedback loop is very much in the spirit of the times, which I have noticed everywhere has a self-looking, a self-consciousness. The savage spirit we could say is an attempt to struggle with and break from even this self-consciousness.
    I believe the savage perspective is potent and strong - but can the savage perspective face death? That is my question. Can the way of quickness be savage to the end? Is death not a slap that slaps too hard? 25Butthole's mockery has made the coronavirus small. It can make many fears small. But of what the ultimate? Is there a way? Perhaps the question is unfair. It asks too much.
    (I should add - excellent video by the way. Always appreciate your uploads, and this was an excellent one.)

  • @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk
    @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk 4 роки тому +81

    I am not grateful whatsoever for this vid

  • @AceofDlamonds
    @AceofDlamonds 4 роки тому +6

    "Are you freaking kidding me?"
    never ceases to make me LOL.

    • @smokingun710
      @smokingun710 Рік тому

      I fucking love when he says that!!! lol

  • @etzioauditore3043
    @etzioauditore3043 3 роки тому +2

    Please bring this series back! These are so good haha

  • @laurensvanoploo958
    @laurensvanoploo958 4 роки тому +13

    9:49 Hans the teleporting Legend

  • @augustine5442
    @augustine5442 4 роки тому +29

    Seriously love your content dude, you're the meanest lookin dude in the wilderness.

  • @Friday_Monday
    @Friday_Monday 4 роки тому +5

    The dragon mace clip is ESPN top 10 plays of the week worthy

  • @darrenfunk8440
    @darrenfunk8440 4 роки тому +1

    Lock the door to you house and grab the TV remote. Turn on The National Geographic channel and make sure Dr Pol is on, and watch him deliver a cow. Now shit in your hand and stuff it into moms salt shaker. That is how you gain Hosidius favour in real life.

  • @jassimalrayyes5962
    @jassimalrayyes5962 4 роки тому +12

    Try pking with obsidian rings!

  • @christopherl9316
    @christopherl9316 Рік тому +1

    “Alabama Hick” lmao you’re funny dude I love your sense of humor, great content I wish you the best

  • @Brother_JL
    @Brother_JL 4 роки тому +26

    Southern pencil head here and I approve this message

  • @AlVanCreteHD
    @AlVanCreteHD 4 роки тому +11

    These videos make my whole day...easily

    • @voyagesdelame1
      @voyagesdelame1 4 роки тому

      The turn up in this video was god damn amazing. Didn't see that coming.

  • @ningi5102
    @ningi5102 4 роки тому +3

    Yes the comment integration , love it. Community building very unique style with much laughter and to top it off you're adding well time stamped video effects with the well timed audio. However as i do love your videos , i am not grateful for this hybrid low quality shaaaaaaaaaaat , hahahahahaa o wow. Your channel is like progressive metal/rock , endless creativity keep it up.

  • @TokHaar_Ooj
    @TokHaar_Ooj 4 роки тому +3

    Now I need you to follow these instructions boys. Take all your dinner plates out into town and find your local homeless crackhead. Ask him for a hit of the good stuff and find the tallest building you can. Then choose a window and throw yourself through it holding the plates in a pile in front of you. This is how you craft blood runes in real lifffeeee

  • @dadamager3000
    @dadamager3000 4 роки тому +2

    One of the funniest episodes! Man you're building an empire

  • @parkseybeams2297
    @parkseybeams2297 2 роки тому

    the mixing shit to make something from runescape in real life always gets a laugh out of me , keep it up brotha ! fuckin great content spot on as always

  • @ninjacat2803
    @ninjacat2803 4 роки тому +13

    Dragon Gloves? That's it?

    • @nicholas8228
      @nicholas8228 4 роки тому +1

      Hes the kinda guy to risk fight 500m with a combat bracelet and win anyways

  • @gigdg
    @gigdg 4 роки тому +7

    I turned on notifications for an 11 minute video? That's it?

  • @mrdark9916
    @mrdark9916 Рік тому

    Dude the 53, 53 Dragon mace claps were so funny.
    Crushed his ass with the quickness and sent little Goblin boy back to Lumby

  • @moen5313
    @moen5313 4 роки тому +9

    Next unpopular weapon: Dragon sword m8

  • @artus2556
    @artus2556 4 роки тому +1

    Savage killing that guy with the bloodstained dragon mace from the guy you sent back to lumbridge!!!!! WOW

  • @idewmeth4203
    @idewmeth4203 4 роки тому +10

    Mentions Corona virus and not demonotized? Wow!

  • @andrew1jl
    @andrew1jl 4 роки тому +1

    great video. the granite warrior was untouchable . can't wait for the next episode

  • @assassin55541
    @assassin55541 4 роки тому +1

    If only I could be so grossly incandescent in the ways of the savage methods.

  • @dismo021
    @dismo021 4 роки тому +6

    Ill always watch this channel for the humor... w0w

  • @Predalien195
    @Predalien195 4 роки тому

    Toktz-Xil-Ak with just Berserker Necklace it's right on par with a whip just about in terms of total max hit. With the armor it surpasses Tentacle for hits, but nowhere near the accuracy. In fact, the only 1 handed melee weapons that hit as hard or harder are all the tier 75 melee weapons and Leaf Bladed axe.
    This combo also works with full Void. It's great for PvM, not so much for PvP no matter how cool it is.

  • @VBanished
    @VBanished 4 роки тому

    7:23 look at how he tried to combo his godsword smack with a sly kick. Wow

  • @Norrlands-rg5vm
    @Norrlands-rg5vm 7 місяців тому

    Smashed that like button with the quickness, waow

  • @liamblackwell9092
    @liamblackwell9092 4 роки тому +1

    Hey 25, lemme just say, you've been a fucking legend for me lately, shits hit the fan really fucking hard, one of my very close relatives recently had a heart attack, I've been slammed with large amounts of stress, everythings just fucked
    Thank you for being such an amazing guy, your videos help me cheer up in the dark times, keep it up man

    • @25Buttholes
      @25Buttholes  4 роки тому +2

      Liam Blackwell yo I feel you bro glad they get your mind off shit! You ain’t the only one going through it bro believe me I feel yah!

    • @liamblackwell9092
      @liamblackwell9092 4 роки тому

      @@25Buttholes my rsn is 'fluron98', I'm in the cc so if you ever need some spare cash or help in general, I'll help as much as I can

  • @zero_fallen6065
    @zero_fallen6065 4 роки тому

    Dude we need a meme format for "these precise instructions". What a killer meme our goon Lord has given us.

  • @nathannabulsi
    @nathannabulsi 4 роки тому

    Those Dane Cook shats didn't expect the powers of the quickness.

  • @jamesmiller5900
    @jamesmiller5900 4 роки тому +2

    The savage prophecy has foretold, there one Day will be a massive Timmy, and he and his full Granite will challenge 25buttholes to a Granite vs Obsidian fight for the ages. Or mabye I was dreaming before I sharted

  • @lizbeth6246
    @lizbeth6246 2 роки тому

    I slapped this like button with the quickness

  • @longandwindingroad
    @longandwindingroad 4 роки тому

    that second guy who killed you laughing in slow motion is perfect. hyahyahya

  • @Aquamancia
    @Aquamancia 4 роки тому +1

    liked this video with the quickness

  • @weddlej87
    @weddlej87 4 роки тому +7

    Lmao who you talking to?
    The tree?

  • @guchdestroyer
    @guchdestroyer 4 роки тому

    Best OSRS youtuber hands down I submit to your savage methods WOW!

  • @alharrington7695
    @alharrington7695 4 роки тому

    25 Buttholes is by far the most unique, original, and funniest Runescape UA-camr.

  • @king81992
    @king81992 4 роки тому

    I am intrigued by Granite Warlock vs Obsidian Gladiator.

  • @kylesherrod146
    @kylesherrod146 4 роки тому +1

    Now listen up boys, and listen good. Go into your local police station and set up a cannon. Load the cannon balls with the quickness and blast away. Blast away boys. Now sit back and wait for old treasure maps to fall to the floor. This is how you obtain medium clues in reeeeaall life.

  • @theoriginalpure8923
    @theoriginalpure8923 4 роки тому

    He said abahram Lincoln 😂😂😂 That was George Washington lololololol
    Love the content man lol

  • @fakie_kickflip
    @fakie_kickflip 4 роки тому +14

    Savage video. Haha just kidding. I want more.

  • @koberipbruh9239
    @koberipbruh9239 4 роки тому

    How does a Savage Robot make such great art.. No emotions.. No humanity.. A true Beethoven of our time. I GIVE YOU MY LIFE OH SAVAGE ROBOT LEADER!!!

  • @flashback170
    @flashback170 3 роки тому

    I dont think ive ever hit higher than a 20 with a dragon mace spec. That was nuts

  • @ItsJoeMomma
    @ItsJoeMomma 4 роки тому

    Lmfao I choked on my drink when I seen you drop that clown and called him a Alabama hick 😂😂😂

  • @GotAnyChance
    @GotAnyChance 4 роки тому

    Now boys, I need you to follow these explicit instructions. Go into your father's room and steal the keys to his work van. Now take the van down to your local church. Kidnap the parish, boys. Load them into your van, and drive away into the sunset. This is how you complete Sheep Herder in R E A L L I F E

  • @zachneal7077
    @zachneal7077 4 роки тому

    “Nearly 500k from those southern pencil heads” LOL

  • @erikmoore9966
    @erikmoore9966 4 роки тому +1

    Ancient mace + smite combo?

  • @phillipmcrevis6490
    @phillipmcrevis6490 4 роки тому

    He said throw your grandpas war medals 🤪🤣

  • @kylefer
    @kylefer 4 роки тому

    I have an odd request, but it is a reference to an old game, but can you maybe say to someone who fails at PJing you "Watch as I make this little piggy go 'wee wee wee.' All the way to Hell..... Wow, goodbye goblin boy."

  • @yaturnip1
    @yaturnip1 4 роки тому

    Slapped that notification with the quickness

  • @MagneticRs
    @MagneticRs 4 роки тому

    Keep slappin those shart sheriffs!

  • @chubeviewer
    @chubeviewer 4 роки тому

    the dragon glove fashionscape tho

  • @xxmickey17xx
    @xxmickey17xx 4 роки тому

    11 minutes? That's it? I want more!

  • @almost1889
    @almost1889 4 роки тому

    1:12 uncharged ring of wealth x D

  • @DrKikiOfficial
    @DrKikiOfficial 4 роки тому

    One of your best ones yet. And im a big fan of the ungrateful beggar, but this one is up there with them ;)

  • @TheBoar6767
    @TheBoar6767 4 роки тому

    We need to see Granite warlock vs Obsidian gladiator

  • @luisg317
    @luisg317 4 роки тому

    bro the back to back 53s with the d mace w0w!

  • @NasKhushal
    @NasKhushal 4 роки тому

    I love the beat you use when you killing them goblinboys. What is it?

  • @Andy-ol8rf
    @Andy-ol8rf 4 роки тому +1

    Still one of the most entertaining rs pker 👍😂

  • @ericdennison6418
    @ericdennison6418 4 роки тому

    Go to a party... Pour a little bit of everyone's drink into a pitcher.. Chug that pitcher.. Immediately chase that pitcher with a can of redbull spiked with caffeine pills... This is how you combo Sara Brews and super restores in real life. Turn up!

  • @Bruno-jr2wz
    @Bruno-jr2wz 4 роки тому

    I cant stop laughing because of the dmace ko lol

  • @robinvandeklok1450
    @robinvandeklok1450 4 роки тому

    The obsidion armour bois would have no chance against the GRANITE warlocks hahahaha

  • @HappyBirthday0707
    @HappyBirthday0707 4 роки тому

    Massive chops and huge slaps. W O W.

  • @Lizabeth..
    @Lizabeth.. 4 роки тому +1

    We need Granite Warlock vs Obby Gladiator

  • @bobbycouch9627
    @bobbycouch9627 4 роки тому

    I clicked with the quickness!!!!

  • @osrs-brex1t353
    @osrs-brex1t353 4 роки тому

    5:32 got me

  • @nope.7194
    @nope.7194 2 роки тому

    "RIP your skeleton out of your mouth" was a cool new threat for me.

  • @williampetersonconsidine553
    @williampetersonconsidine553 4 роки тому

    This is top tier content

  • @PrestigeWorldWidePWW
    @PrestigeWorldWidePWW 4 роки тому

    The turn up 30 in this video was decent

  • @jaimealvirena
    @jaimealvirena 4 роки тому

    Not bad for no barrows 🧤

  • @trevor_pruett
    @trevor_pruett Рік тому

    "Nice try Jimmy boy"

  • @YungAngel13
    @YungAngel13 4 роки тому

    The Obsidian Lizard Vs Granite Warlock

  • @thomaslawrence4660
    @thomaslawrence4660 4 роки тому

    Go to parents room and take the funny balloons out of your dads sock drawer, take them out boys take them out. Now fill them with gasoline and styrofoam. This is how you make a antifire potion in real life

  • @mlalbaitero
    @mlalbaitero 4 роки тому +1

    Would be good with 60 def

  • @shea1574
    @shea1574 4 роки тому

    I have a 60 attack 90 str 60 def with the same setup at 83 combat :) I send the one def pures back to lumbridge with the quickness

    • @jamesmiller5900
      @jamesmiller5900 4 роки тому

      I doubt it Timmy, now gtfo of the comments you imposter boy. Wow!

  • @BertsAICreations
    @BertsAICreations 3 роки тому

    Turn up 30 is my favorite time of day

  • @kylefer
    @kylefer 4 роки тому

    I want to be a savage goon, but I am an rs3 goblin boi.

  • @tonythetiger9538
    @tonythetiger9538 4 роки тому

    RSN: YOU NEED CPR
    BTW BOY COME AT ME ILL SHOW YA THE WILDY

  • @dr.rockzo7193
    @dr.rockzo7193 4 роки тому

    Granite warlock vs obsidian gladiator plz

  • @bornthebjorn1490
    @bornthebjorn1490 3 роки тому

    Have you done the anchor yet lmao? I'm gonna have to check

  • @Azexlify
    @Azexlify 4 роки тому +2

    red: get lost timmy

  • @shivan30
    @shivan30 4 роки тому

    Little Timmy is grateful. Hahaha wow!

  • @craigoleary8827
    @craigoleary8827 4 роки тому

    Longbows felt the quickness of your savage d mace slaps back to Corona ridden lumbridge for you Tim Allen boy hahaha wow

  • @danielmclaughlin9098
    @danielmclaughlin9098 4 роки тому

    A true M.C on the mic.

  • @Ganjasaurus
    @Ganjasaurus 4 роки тому

    wo what's that soundtrack you're using?

  • @jacksonbland8979
    @jacksonbland8979 4 роки тому

    Uh oh, you just said coronavirus, prepare to be demonitized with the quickness

  • @aug_mali6640
    @aug_mali6640 4 роки тому +1

    BRING BACK THE WILD VIDEOS. I WANT MORE. MORE!

  • @alexandertuszkiewicz1442
    @alexandertuszkiewicz1442 4 роки тому

    I was the one with the untrimmed ranged cape. Not even mad i died.. xD

  • @brandonmcgillis
    @brandonmcgillis 3 роки тому

    You should of used the toktz-ket-xil . Hahah

  • @Puggernuts
    @Puggernuts 3 роки тому

    It wasn't Lincoln who "could not tell a lie" it was Washington..
    Carry on

  • @thebanditgg7439
    @thebanditgg7439 4 роки тому

    I need that war

  • @TheUnkowndivine31
    @TheUnkowndivine31 4 роки тому

    Wow, been waiting to turn up all day boys