Dagoth Ur: No Bitches

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @crimewave335
    @crimewave335 4 місяці тому +158

    Works-With-Poles really knowns her stuff.

    • @clumsykitsune8054
      @clumsykitsune8054 4 місяці тому +11

      Works-with-poles killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Bloody_bucket
      @Bloody_bucket 4 місяці тому +6

      Has-great-holes works too

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 місяці тому +2

      Issues-With-Daddy
      Or maybe Paying-For-Medschool

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 4 місяці тому +97

    Lord dagoth is totally going to release a third blight after this

  • @voryndagothDL
    @voryndagothDL 4 місяці тому +28

    No true Dunmer would accept the fetid advances of a scaley farm tool. This is accurate

  • @erikblazsovszky5304
    @erikblazsovszky5304 4 місяці тому +24

    Let us call her Great-in-heat!😂

  • @Left-sh1db
    @Left-sh1db 4 місяці тому +44

    I see dagoth slur, I click

  • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
    @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому +39

    0:40 Aww yeaaaah, they're gonna go eat some delicious ice cream in the bathroom!~

  • @VengefulMaverick
    @VengefulMaverick 4 місяці тому +28

    Lusty argonian maid, the lost chapters.

  • @datekaname2246
    @datekaname2246 3 місяці тому +2

    The ending actually had me audibly laugh.

  • @imnotsmart1327
    @imnotsmart1327 4 місяці тому +6

    I’m not a expert but I feel like 50 gold too little for that service

    • @1337doominator
      @1337doominator 4 місяці тому +8

      Ah you see this is back in the 3rd era when. Your gold really meant something. Then the 4th era market crash hit a big Mac costs 6 bucks.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 місяці тому

      It is cheap when you get it from farm equipment

  • @marcusgames4518
    @marcusgames4518 4 місяці тому +1

    Love what you did with end name reading out

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 3 місяці тому +1

    Carl is never this slick in athf..

  • @TheStrayHALOMAN
    @TheStrayHALOMAN 4 місяці тому +3

    Would

  • @Z03155
    @Z03155 4 місяці тому +1

    First!

  • @panzerguitar00
    @panzerguitar00 4 місяці тому +4

    Cmon, bro, first that thicc niuie and now this? You gotta hook us up with the sources my guy.

    • @Dagothslur
      @Dagothslur  4 місяці тому +9

      My source is I made it the fuck up.

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому

      Could you please link us to this "made it the fuck up"? I'm a filthy reprobate, you see...

  • @talostalos7689
    @talostalos7689 4 місяці тому +30

    did the argonian spawn out of nerevar´s mind?

    • @Kaftan
      @Kaftan 4 місяці тому +10

      It's the Hist hive mind in action.

  • @kyuubitao
    @kyuubitao 4 місяці тому +27

    Dude knows his degenerate audience and has fully leaned into catering. Just good business.

  • @wiilov
    @wiilov 4 місяці тому +27

    I see the subconscious mind of the Eternal Soul is still a smarmy shite.

  • @Adamant_Consternation
    @Adamant_Consternation 4 місяці тому +15

    Plot suggestion. Nerevar and Yagrum Bagarn team up to steal forbidden porn from Hermaeus Mora.

    • @bassnoob8214
      @bassnoob8214 4 місяці тому +5

      I support this wholeheartedly

  • @kingcaesar3693
    @kingcaesar3693 4 місяці тому +15

    I can't get over the fact all Argonian ladies just sound like heavy smoker 40 year old trucker women. No amount of slooty mods will fix that voice lol.

    • @bassnoob8214
      @bassnoob8214 4 місяці тому +6

      You're telling me that isn't hot?

    • @clericofchaos1
      @clericofchaos1 4 місяці тому +1

      the voice i can overlook. I don't need her to talk anyway.

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 3 місяці тому

      To each his own. I find that deep yet feminine voice sexy, apparently women fall into deep voices when they want to seduce you?

  • @bigtimegoblin
    @bigtimegoblin 4 місяці тому +13

    Never stop making these please

  • @juanserra1720
    @juanserra1720 4 місяці тому +15

    "Tell Jamiro to clean up the mess" 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrHathaway1337
    @MrHathaway1337 4 місяці тому +11

    Argonians are extremely flexible and can really go in any direction, let that sink in.

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 4 місяці тому +12

    Chim aftermath?

  • @crso6830
    @crso6830 4 місяці тому +14

    starting to wonder who the real god is

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 4 місяці тому +9

    Dang man, she went through all the trouble of sneaking in, you could at least have given her a chance. Who knows? You might have liked it.

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 3 місяці тому

      He is, but I guess that "chance" is going to Oblivion.

    • @clericofchaos1
      @clericofchaos1 2 місяці тому

      @@Quickdrawingartist this will never stop being funny

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo 4 місяці тому +7

    Man, Dagoth's sleep paralysis daedra sure are...unusual.
    Or they Nerevar's sleep paralysis daedra that just happen to be interested in Dagoth?

  • @taurus600
    @taurus600 4 місяці тому +5

    😂😂😂 the eruption at the end, i didn't expect it lmfao.
    Side note tho if a night with that argonian was only 50 gold then by azura im paying enough to straight take her home and keep her 😂

  • @Z03155
    @Z03155 4 місяці тому +11

    33 seconds ago is crazy

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 4 місяці тому +8

    So was that red mountain erupting orrrr

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 місяці тому +3

    Nerevar is CHIMming in his sleep

  • @lennyfais5040
    @lennyfais5040 3 місяці тому +2

    I know everyone is joking about the horny Argonian manifestation, but when you think about it… what Nerevar did was actually very nice.
    He was essentially trying to make Dagoth his own Niwe… albeit… with horrendously failed results.
    It’s the thought that counts?

  • @isoeno
    @isoeno 4 місяці тому +7

    Love these

  • @CalamityFerrox
    @CalamityFerrox 4 місяці тому +11

    *Would*

    • @magistiko331
      @magistiko331 4 місяці тому +6

      I agree Dagoth is a real piece of Ash

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 2 місяці тому +3

    i've watched this at least 30 times, i love at the end when his eyes go bloodshot. I can't tell if he's angry or terrified.

  • @jayl5032
    @jayl5032 4 місяці тому +3

    Dagoth is technically undead. So he can't get hard. That's why.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 місяці тому

      Of course he can, ever heard of rigor mortis?

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 4 місяці тому +2

    Hey Neverar just wanted to help a brother out. Dagoth just happens to be super Ace. And while Nerevar was wing maning/hanging with Caius he and Nue have a clearly set rules.

  • @tiberiumgaming
    @tiberiumgaming 4 місяці тому +2

    I sure hope Carl doesn’t get trapped in the backrooms! Sounds like a place the mad God would make

  • @gae_wead_dad_6914
    @gae_wead_dad_6914 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh my god, this is amazing
    Why doesn't this have more views? Goddamned UA-cam algorythm

  • @williambatley1769
    @williambatley1769 3 місяці тому +1

    Gods thats a spot on Imperial Carl lol

  • @MrSpartan993
    @MrSpartan993 3 місяці тому +1

    “So anyway that’s why I need a new mountain to live in now.”