NGL though, it’s honestly hilarious how both Cobra and Cyraxx were able to obtain a romantic partner before Chris Chan legitimately, despite looking worse than him.
Unironically me. I was a really fast reader back in grade school, and I didn't just skim last stuff I actually remember most of it. And then 12 years and no improvement and now I'm failing my finals
He is off the internet for a while. Got a GF just as loco as him. And his father is rehabing him in his home probably, hopefully not enabling his drinking anymore.
Indeed, While he is a mess, the only people he hurt is himself and peoples wallets who order doordash unlike Earl Dube who is a pwedator and a true sicko.
That "I'm so good at guitar it's a wonder I'm not swimming in pussy right now," vid at the beginning is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That, and his cuban cigar glitter bomb video---both never get old, I still cackle like a child every time I watch them.
@@UmiZoomR Bro this channels slogan might as well be "losers, creeps and pedophiles" compared to most everyone else Tom has covered this guy is a saint.
I’m curious on how those 2 are similar beyond making cringe videos? Does Trish make gnarly food hacks ? All I know about Trish is that she eats a lot of fast food and is nuts.
Love Cobra. He's like a breath of fresh air compared to all the other lolcows. Instead of texting kids or fighting people he just sits around and talks on camera. He's like one of those guys that has a train wreck life but you still enjoy having occasional conversations with him
Look at you ‘normal adults’ making fun of someone who has a disability. You went to a proper school. You would be expelled immediately if you bullied the likes of him. So why in your adult years you regress
@@notfunny3397 some people and studies believe that if pedophiles and sex offenders are given child sex dolls, it'll curb their urges to actively hunt down, groom and abuse real children/re-offend. But other than that it's general freak shit
@@Dante2056Nah, none of the products ever said “flavored”. They only said “scented”. Otherwise, they would’ve gotten sued outta existence by idiots eating bodywash 😂
“This naturally attracted trolls, but the early internet variety which mostly stuck to calling you names in the comments section and leaving it at that” I miss the early 2000-2010s internet for many reasons, that is massively one of them. You’d have folk goof around, call you names, sometimes come up with really creative insults you couldn’t even get mad at and then move on, none of this harassing people irl, contacting their employer, doxxing them.
A law came about in 2012, a pretty nasty one, and if i mention it in youtube comments, youtube hides the comment. But that is the reason why the internet is bad now, a law.
What strikes me is that this guy at one point looked completely ordinary, like if he had gotten proper counseling at was led in the right direction he could’ve become someone super likable. He has a drive for humor and a personality that, though eccentric, is attractive to some people. I have both ADHD and Asperger’s and I consider myself extraordinarily fortunate to have been given the chances and opportunities I was given, people like cobra are fascinating to me because I recognize a lot of his emotions and immaturity. The feeling of not belonging is familiar and is something that needs to be addressed early on, which for him it was not. Everyone has the potential to become a lolcow, or “weirdo” and with people like this, excusing the stuff that is morally reprehensible, there are moments where I cannot help but sympathize.
I don't think it was mentioned in the video, but his dad Clint has said he had Josh in counseling for years until Josh turned 18 and decided himself he didn't want to go anymore. I think there's a chance maybe at this age if he got counseling it could help, but he's got oppositional defiance disorder and hates being told what to do but who knows he could try
I fully agree with you here! I also have Asperger’s and while not diagnosed, it’s very likely I have ADHD as well so I can empathize with him a lot. I feel like he just took a few too many wrong turns, and it’s honestly pretty unfortunate.
Cobes doesn't seem like that bad of a guy overall. He just grew up in a town that is boring so it likely is full of drunks and he emulated them and became an alcoholic.
I will never forget when he made like a burger or burrito and a little roach crawled right into view when he bit down and ended up eating it. It’s seared into my brain for life and I cry every time I remember it.
@DoorsToHideBehind156 yeah cobra has a weird habit of making food, usually full of escargot and canned pigs feet and whatnot, and then "leaving it to cool down" for DAYS on end on the cojnter before eating it.
@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.as someone who is autistic, the same thing as him, I’m nothing like him and excusing his actions because of it is just pathetic he still understands right and wrong his mental handicap isn’t so “extreme” he has no clue.
@@nikokillam7553 Just because you labeled yourself that. does not mean I’m incorrect. ‘lol cow’ is a excuse just to make fun of those with disabilities.
Same, I'm a recovered alcoholic myself and when I see others suffering under the thumb of alcoholism, it crushes me. I hope he can one day break free from those shackles.
I like how his dad cited a study showing goths are Satan worshippers and King Cobra struck back with a study debunking it, and then his dad apologized. I just love that for them both.
How is it possible that this person is younger than me? He looks like he's approaching 50 in some of these clips. I'm not even 40 yet. I can't imagine drinking enough to age me like that.
Alcohol, bad hygiene, lack of excersise and probably a negative mindset. Those are things that have an impact on aging. *Also bad diet and excessive smoking.
This video leaves so much out which I kind of appreciate. I have been nothing short of addicted to this guy for the last 8 months and it has been so fun discovering it all for myself.
as a reptile keeper + rescuer- he was 100% abusing that bearded dragon. the black tail that the commentor mentioned is tail rot- which is exactly what it sounds like. the tailtip became infected and is necrotic, literally rotting off his body. the pictures of the enclosure are abysmal as well, anyone with even a basic knowledge on bearded dragons would know that is abuse.
The anime rescue people visited him numerous times and said it was better kept than most other bearded dragon aquariums? Cages? Whatever you want to call it.
@@GhostofCumberland the standard of neglect you have to reach for animal control to take an animal away is... severe. On top of that they probably barely gave a fuck because it was a lizard and they wanted to go to the next call about a puppy mill
@@GhostofCumberland they lied. metabolic bone disease (a horrifically painful and incurable illness) is not a matter of "just needs calcium and it'll be fine!" reptiles have to be euthanized for this DAILY. google metabolic bone disease and then tell me that's "fine." he abused that poor fucking animal to death.
The way Tom narrates all these crazy things completely straight with robust advanced vocabulary is so incredibly funny. This story has no right to be written so intelligently lmfao 😂
I used to be a pretty bad alcoholic. Along with an addiction powerful opioids, I drank a quart of rum every day. I feel kind of bad for KingCobra.. He’s clearly destroying his body due to the drinking and bad hygiene caused by the bullying and feeling so different than everyone else. I wish I could be his friend and give him some advice.
And he drinks that shit he makes you know how many diseases he’s probably going to catch. I drink about a pint of vodka every day but at least i dont drink homemade botulism
CobeFest I seriously want to throw a CobeFest for the guy. I pitched the idea yesterday but I bet he thinks I’m trolling I be serious tho. I dig this guy.
Dude I cant thank you enough for this video. Ive been trying to find a really good one to show my bff who knows not that much of "lolcows" to introduce her to the lore of king cobra, but theres so much shit that went down most vidoes just cover the surface of the iceberg. I love how Turkey Tom goes into such depth but goes through it fast enough its not a 3 hour video. This is such a blessing by dude 🦃💖
its crazy how big hes gotten. I was his neighbor for the last 3 years, he finally got kicked out of our apartments, god speed wherever hes gone. Im sure well all miss his women hating and paint huffing induced rambles
Probably of the few, if not the only, good cow. On God, being labeled a cow is almost like becoming the Anti Christ incarnate. If you ever hear about someone being called as such, it's very likely to also be tied with a past so dark that would make the very Joker feel disgusted.
Speaking as someone with ADHD: hygene problems are actually fairly common in people with ADHD and/or Autism. It's typically a sensory issue, but there are other factors. HOWEVER, people with these issue will typically find work-arounds, such as using wet wipes and dry shampoo for bodily hygiene, and mouthwash for oral hygiene.
My coworker has an obsession with these sorts of autists and lolcows, at one point he tried to convince me and our other coworkers that one of our coworkers looked exactly like Cobra.
@@blacongaming588 That's a little strange to try and make your coworker regress into chris chan just cause they're autistic and you wanna laugh what............
It sounds like cobras dad was a really good dad, he was just unequipped to help Josh with some of his issues, I hope he doesn’t blame himself for how Josh is now
I've been in the Cobes community a couple years now, it's been a wild ride, I've watched countless hours of his old videos, clip channels, documentaries. I love that you added some slightly more obscure info to this video, made it more fun for someone who already knows all about the guy. For example, I don't think I'd ever heard about this Bleak Rainbow chick. The # 1 thing I wish we knew more about in early Cobra lore is Damien's sex cult. Stephanie has elaborated vaguely in later interviews, said even Couch Chris almost got roped into it for a place to stay. It has to do apparently with some kind of Wiccan type magic. This cult was just so casually part of Cobra's universe and I must know more. So bizarre.
I love kingcobraJFS he is such a gothic bad boy who definitely isn’t a sicko and who definitely smells good because of that tactical soap, all the troles are just jealous of the goth bad boy’s lifestyle and mad they aren’t a rockstar goth bad boy like him
CobeFest!! I want to throw the dude a party on the prairie. We all just have fun and Cobes can be the King gothic wizard cowboy that he is. It will be fun
I could be wrong but at least this dude isn’t doing horrible illegal stuff like Daniel Larson, cyraxx or Chris Chan and he isn’t as disturbing as pamperchu.
Ok, but can we at least take a moment to acknowledge Papa Cobra recognizing he was wrong about the band, and managed to help his son get out of the house? Honestly one of the best of the lolocow parents.
Was there ever an instance of a baby not getting breast fed and not having their development get totally fucking destroyed? Every time there's a story of a crumbling autist it always comes back to this. It's like a broken record.
as someone with essencially the same diagnosis as cobra, it sort of bother me when people excuse his (or others like him) behavior as part of the mental condition that they are in, im not exacly an amazing success of a human being, but idk dude, at least im not like him
The floodgates of the cobarverse have been released lmao. Curious to see how Josh reacts when he comes back officially and see the new fan/troll base he gunna get after this video lmao
I'm OBSESSED WITH THE NEW COVER ART STYLE OF YOUR VIDEOS!!! coming from a fellow artist, it's so fun and unique! Whoever does those is sick!!! Such a cool move for the thumbnails
I love the videos man but knowing that there’s people this unhinged makes me glad i’m not them but also extremely grossed out. I had to redo my entire hygiene routine halfway through the video 😂❤
I was diagnosed with Asperger’s and ADHD at a young age as well. Sometimes I seriously wonder how I also did not end up becoming a goth cobra loving wizard myself.
Leaving out that he got evicted ON STREAM and on the phone with Clint is diabolical Tom that’s the most ludicrous things that’s happened in the Cobraverse
@@coreydillon4330 no, I feel bad for all of them, Chrischan too. Obviously those three are significantly more malicious than Cobes but it really makes you think about the fact that clearly unwell and maladjusted individuals are just kinda…left to fend for themselves when they are clearly not suited to be independent individuals and are causing harm to themselves and others. Makes you wonder how much of it is their “fault” and how much of it is the consequences of severe disability or in Chrischan’s case, the consequences of their neurotic parents/isolated upbringing. Makes you wonder who they would’ve been with the proper support or systems in place. They’re still bad people, yes, but there’s definitely a mourning to be had.
@@SyntaxErr19287 with the recent eviction bringing the “a lots up Josh” quote back and his continuous blaming of the trolls for the first eviction, despite being told on video exactly why he was being kicked out, I have to disagree.
Every day I am thankful my parents took me to specialists early in my life for Asperger’s (yes, ik that’s outdated, but that’s what they called it back then). They didn’t let me move ahead from 1st grade to 7th grade, took me to a lot of different types of therapy, and worked with my sensory issues daily. I feel like I would’ve followed a much worse path like this guy if it wasn’t for my parents getting me help. Time to go thank them once again!
Puff isn't dead, he simply returned from his vacation at solid cobra's apartment. We've been sipping on some of age drinks, some fine mead we finished up on not long ago. TMDWU toobz.
NGL though, it’s honestly hilarious how both Cobra and Cyraxx were able to obtain a romantic partner before Chris Chan legitimately, despite looking worse than him.
Chris had unrealistic standards. Cobra and Cyraxx fished up goblins from their own ponds.
@@Svoorhout85so accurate
@@Svoorhout85so true 😂😂😂😂
@@Svoorhout85 yet you torment and agitate these people for your entertainment. This is cruelty to those who have a disability
@@Svoorhout85Chris's standards clearly dropped over the years
He f'd Barb ffs
Cobes had a 5th grade reading level in Kindergarten. Cobes now has a kindergarten reading level at 35. Life is a bitch.
He has a disability? Why do you even need to make a redundant comment. Stop mocking those with special needs.
He's 33, trole
Wet brain will do that
Unironically me.
I was a really fast reader back in grade school, and I didn't just skim last stuff I actually remember most of it.
And then 12 years and no improvement and now I'm failing my finals
The Chi Sphere of life, Toobz.
by lolcow standards, he is not half bad. Like actually he is one of the sanest lolcows I’ve seen yet
He's had his moments but he's one of the more likeable lolcows
I mean shit he even seemed to have morals!
@@earthwormjim420
yeah tbh I can see an outcome of him having a chance of betterment, unlike 99% of other lolcows
@@lukasthedark8478
he seems to but he needs to tame his degeneracy for it to lead the way
He has the chance, but hes stubborn as an ox and will never do anything different.@@thatlittlemonstrosity
You can tell this was 2010 era as you could rent an apartment without spending 2/3 your income
Ikr ☠️
Cobra might be a drunk mess that’s slowly taking himself out, but at least he’s not a sicko
He is off the internet for a while. Got a GF just as loco as him. And his father is rehabing him in his home probably, hopefully not enabling his drinking anymore.
Debateable
Indeed, While he is a mess, the only people he hurt is himself and peoples wallets who order doordash unlike Earl Dube who is a pwedator and a true sicko.
I mean, his behaviour is still harming someone: himself
And his of age consensual bog troll girlfriend
That "I'm so good at guitar it's a wonder I'm not swimming in pussy right now," vid at the beginning is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That, and his cuban cigar glitter bomb video---both never get old, I still cackle like a child every time I watch them.
Isn’t it funny what hits us as we get older? I’ll see like random shit tier skits and start dyin lol.
But he said Its a wonder im NOT swimming in pussy rn
0:26 But he said, its a wonder im Not swimming in it right now
The cigarette freak out will always be top that and the hair dye video
bro was so excited about the cigar too
He seems like an okay guy, just really incompetent and addicted to substances.
New to the cobraverse eh?
Oh my sweet summer child
The bar doesnt exist anymore
@@UmiZoomR Bro this channels slogan might as well be "losers, creeps and pedophiles" compared to most everyone else Tom has covered this guy is a saint.
@@BubbaisawonderinYeah, what's the more awful things about him?
he walked so trisha paytas could run
They should hook up
More like drunk baby steps and fell, but I digress. #TWU 🐍
I’m curious on how those 2 are similar beyond making cringe videos? Does Trish make gnarly food hacks ? All I know about Trish is that she eats a lot of fast food and is nuts.
@@lindboknifeandtooloh god NO, don’t need THAT mental image, thank YOU
@@Bob-kk2vg she has so much lore…
When u see words autistic goth and wizard in same sentense u have to click.
it's like youtube knows me
It’s mandatory in my book😂
When I hear "Goth" I think "German" since the Gothic language does survive in large part in modern German.
Love Cobra. He's like a breath of fresh air compared to all the other lolcows. Instead of texting kids or fighting people he just sits around and talks on camera. He's like one of those guys that has a train wreck life but you still enjoy having occasional conversations with him
I just read differently about him
him getting 16 hits on dating profiles is more than I ever got.
Homeboy had sex with a child sized doll then destroyed it after the trolls told him sex dolls don’t come in “fun size” just adult and child size lol
GODS MIGHTIEST WARRIOR LMFAOOOOO
Why the f would someone make child sx dolls
Why is that Legal?
@@notfunny3397as far as I'm aware putting your dick into piece of plastic is legal
Look at you ‘normal adults’ making fun of someone who has a disability. You went to a proper school. You would be expelled immediately if you bullied the likes of him. So why in your adult years you regress
@@notfunny3397 some people and studies believe that if pedophiles and sex offenders are given child sex dolls, it'll curb their urges to actively hunt down, groom and abuse real children/re-offend. But other than that it's general freak shit
"chocolate FLAVORED axe body gel"
tom.... You arent supposed to eat that...
Let the man feast on what he wants
I'm pretty sure it says, or at least used to say, that on the bottles. I think the chocolate spray said it too. I never used the shit myself.
This sounds like an eddsworld scene
@@Dante2056Nah, none of the products ever said “flavored”. They only said “scented”. Otherwise, they would’ve gotten sued outta existence by idiots eating bodywash 😂
Let people enjoy things!
What’s crazy is being able to have your own apartment on a part time fast food job .
that would never happen here in toronto😂 you need 2 full time jobs
“This naturally attracted trolls, but the early internet variety which mostly stuck to calling you names in the comments section and leaving it at that”
I miss the early 2000-2010s internet for many reasons, that is massively one of them. You’d have folk goof around, call you names, sometimes come up with really creative insults you couldn’t even get mad at and then move on, none of this harassing people irl, contacting their employer, doxxing them.
A law came about in 2012, a pretty nasty one, and if i mention it in youtube comments, youtube hides the comment. But that is the reason why the internet is bad now, a law.
That’s a good point
Space it out weird and replace vowels with numbers or sumn. I wanna know what it is
The latter isnt that much of a problem unless you dont do stupid shit
@@-mightiestshrimp Smit555h Mund55555t modern999999999ization [act]
thought the title was referring to Tom ngl
got em
What strikes me is that this guy at one point looked completely ordinary, like if he had gotten proper counseling at was led in the right direction he could’ve become someone super likable. He has a drive for humor and a personality that, though eccentric, is attractive to some people. I have both ADHD and Asperger’s and I consider myself extraordinarily fortunate to have been given the chances and opportunities I was given, people like cobra are fascinating to me because I recognize a lot of his emotions and immaturity. The feeling of not belonging is familiar and is something that needs to be addressed early on, which for him it was not. Everyone has the potential to become a lolcow, or “weirdo” and with people like this, excusing the stuff that is morally reprehensible, there are moments where I cannot help but sympathize.
I don't think it was mentioned in the video, but his dad Clint has said he had Josh in counseling for years until Josh turned 18 and decided himself he didn't want to go anymore. I think there's a chance maybe at this age if he got counseling it could help, but he's got oppositional defiance disorder and hates being told what to do but who knows he could try
Yep, keep your kids off the internet
Such a good comment ❤
I fully agree with you here! I also have Asperger’s and while not diagnosed, it’s very likely I have ADHD as well so I can empathize with him a lot. I feel like he just took a few too many wrong turns, and it’s honestly pretty unfortunate.
Cobes doesn't seem like that bad of a guy overall. He just grew up in a town that is boring so it likely is full of drunks and he emulated them and became an alcoholic.
Methica is the perfect woman for Joshy-poo. Also no mention of our boi Puff, thats most definitely not what is up toobs.
RIP in peace puff, may he watch over us all
I've been looking for an accessible intro to this guy, this is it
I will never forget when he made like a burger or burrito and a little roach crawled right into view when he bit down and ended up eating it. It’s seared into my brain for life and I cry every time I remember it.
I’m still haunted by that video
Ahh yes. The bog-rito
Oh Jesus christ. I'm glad I never had to witness that.
Did he realize when it happened or only when people pointed it out to him?
@DoorsToHideBehind156 yeah cobra has a weird habit of making food, usually full of escargot and canned pigs feet and whatnot, and then "leaving it to cool down" for DAYS on end on the cojnter before eating it.
I often feel down about who I am, but I can always remind myself I'm not this guy.
Dude, you must be jealous.
Cobes is youtube famous, has chicks on his lap and is said to smell good on top of it all.
Maybe a prayer to the skygod?
He has a disability and you don’t. Why are you comparing yourself with someone who has a disability and admit that you feel good?
@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.as someone who is autistic, the same thing as him, I’m nothing like him and excusing his actions because of it is just pathetic he still understands right and wrong his mental handicap isn’t so “extreme” he has no clue.
Same, but then I remember he somehow managed to lose his virginity
@@nikokillam7553 Just because you labeled yourself that. does not mean I’m incorrect. ‘lol cow’ is a excuse just to make fun of those with disabilities.
LETS GO TURKEY TOM FINALLY DID KINGCOBRA. NEXT SHOULD BE WHITE BOWSER
He's been huffing air duster which is a big reason why his cognitive abilities have taken a nosedive
His liver is a harder worker than any of us combined.
I've been 20 month's sober from alcohol, seeing him consume that poison daily makes me sad. I like Josh, and I wish nothing but the best for him.
Best of luck to the poor tortured soul.
Same, I'm a recovered alcoholic myself and when I see others suffering under the thumb of alcoholism, it crushes me. I hope he can one day break free from those shackles.
I like how his dad cited a study showing goths are Satan worshippers and King Cobra struck back with a study debunking it, and then his dad apologized. I just love that for them both.
The fact that this mf has pulled more than my lifelong dry spell ass
If you pretend he’s completely self aware and playing a character, its comedic genius
Cobes is a freak, but I always saw him as a comparatively harmless freak.
He is a danger to himself
@@GiegueXThe essence of freedom is being able to destroy yourself, but no one else.
@@mung01re you mean the essence of wanton carelessness. Don't conflate freedom with being self injurious.
@@ChrrolloDI I know what I said and I stand by it.
@@mung01reI agree others would agree if they're of a developing mindset.
How is it possible that this person is younger than me? He looks like he's approaching 50 in some of these clips. I'm not even 40 yet. I can't imagine drinking enough to age me like that.
It wasn't just the booze. My man has more duster than air in his lungs. T.T
Unc
I was thinking the same. I thought he was middle aged, but he's younger than me by like seven years.
Alcohol, bad hygiene, lack of excersise and probably a negative mindset.
Those are things that have an impact on aging.
*Also bad diet and excessive smoking.
oh sweet child. you've only dipped your toes into the greasy toilet that's cobes lore.
This video leaves so much out which I kind of appreciate. I have been nothing short of addicted to this guy for the last 8 months and it has been so fun discovering it all for myself.
as a reptile keeper + rescuer- he was 100% abusing that bearded dragon. the black tail that the commentor mentioned is tail rot- which is exactly what it sounds like. the tailtip became infected and is necrotic, literally rotting off his body. the pictures of the enclosure are abysmal as well, anyone with even a basic knowledge on bearded dragons would know that is abuse.
The anime rescue people visited him numerous times and said it was better kept than most other bearded dragon aquariums? Cages? Whatever you want to call it.
He had puff for very short period of time. He adopted puff from a neighbor in his building that had puff for years prior.
He loves his puffer.
@@GhostofCumberland the standard of neglect you have to reach for animal control to take an animal away is... severe. On top of that they probably barely gave a fuck because it was a lizard and they wanted to go to the next call about a puppy mill
@spacerat111 They said it was well taken care of it just needed calcium or something like that.
@@GhostofCumberland they lied. metabolic bone disease (a horrifically painful and incurable illness) is not a matter of "just needs calcium and it'll be fine!" reptiles have to be euthanized for this DAILY. google metabolic bone disease and then tell me that's "fine." he abused that poor fucking animal to death.
"Goth boy swag" Turkey tom thank you for adding this to my vocabulary
Sexy goth badboy*
It's how Cobra describes himself. He's a "sexy goth bad-boy"
The way Tom narrates all these crazy things completely straight with robust advanced vocabulary is so incredibly funny. This story has no right to be written so intelligently lmfao 😂
I miss old UA-cam tbh. It's now being taken over by corporate run companies. You can't even drop the f-bomb.
it’s been like that for over half a decade now
That intro with him kiss the doll will haunt me in my sleep for the rest of mine life.
Oh god it’ll HUNT you?!
The yeast drinking swamp goblins came out in force to defend their role model.
@@YoursUntruly I'll just quit sleeping if that would be the case. 😂
remember that the sex doll he had he murdered it and blamed it on a burglar who stole ONLY FSF.
Bet you sleep while listening to skibidi toilet
I used to be a pretty bad alcoholic. Along with an addiction powerful opioids, I drank a quart of rum every day. I feel kind of bad for KingCobra.. He’s clearly destroying his body due to the drinking and bad hygiene caused by the bullying and feeling so different than everyone else. I wish I could be his friend and give him some advice.
And he drinks that shit he makes you know how many diseases he’s probably going to catch. I drink about a pint of vodka every day but at least i dont drink homemade botulism
I drink 3-4 litres of (mixed) vodka per week. I'm 40 and look so much younger than this poor soul.
@@kawaiiamethist feel u dog
CobeFest
I seriously want to throw a CobeFest for the guy. I pitched the idea yesterday but I bet he thinks I’m trolling I be serious tho. I dig this guy.
@@ducking_wow3964
Id literally pay ones of dollars to see that freak show!
I guarantee at least 30% of his audience are even worse than he is
Dude I cant thank you enough for this video. Ive been trying to find a really good one to show my bff who knows not that much of "lolcows" to introduce her to the lore of king cobra, but theres so much shit that went down most vidoes just cover the surface of the iceberg. I love how Turkey Tom goes into such depth but goes through it fast enough its not a 3 hour video. This is such a blessing by dude 🦃💖
Every time someone refers to Josh, or he refers to himself as "Goth", a Bauhaus record gets scratched.
its crazy how big hes gotten. I was his neighbor for the last 3 years, he finally got kicked out of our apartments, god speed wherever hes gone. Im sure well all miss his women hating and paint huffing induced rambles
Share some fun stories on the Farms, a cobra-neighbor interview would be greatly appreciated.
I miss the apartment 😢
Bro we need details lol
Not
Bro spill the tea 🍵
Probably of the few, if not the only, good cow.
On God, being labeled a cow is almost like becoming the Anti Christ incarnate.
If you ever hear about someone being called as such, it's very likely to also be tied with a past so dark that would make the very Joker feel disgusted.
Speaking as someone with ADHD: hygene problems are actually fairly common in people with ADHD and/or Autism. It's typically a sensory issue, but there are other factors. HOWEVER, people with these issue will typically find work-arounds, such as using wet wipes and dry shampoo for bodily hygiene, and mouthwash for oral hygiene.
Thanks for this .
I was waiting for someone i trust to calmly explain this to me .
Im glad it was you
I hate sickos more than I love Ozzie Osborne. My boy Cobes is one of many legends of youtube.
Circle of protection casted upon thee
My coworker has an obsession with these sorts of autists and lolcows, at one point he tried to convince me and our other coworkers that one of our coworkers looked exactly like Cobra.
Tell your friend to get onto Cyraxx many of laughs will be had
Make friends with them they might spare you when they go postal
How often does he talk about chris chan.......
All the goddamn time. He’s told me multiple times that I should become the next Chris Chan because I’m autistic and he thinks it would be funny.
@@blacongaming588 That's a little strange to try and make your coworker regress into chris chan just cause they're autistic and you wanna laugh what............
Its about time Tom made a video about the gothic rock star bad boy.
It sounds like cobras dad was a really good dad, he was just unequipped to help Josh with some of his issues, I hope he doesn’t blame himself for how Josh is now
Earl Dube is a predator. Maybe that could be a future video.
The white bowser is a predator, My cousin David would like this 14 dollar fortnite skin tho'.
the white bowser is a predator.
The white bowser is a predator
Thuh whithe bowsuh itha pwedutuh
Hewwo my nahme es Daveed ahn de Whyt Bowsa es a Pwedata
I love it when you cover an established degenerate personality. I have watched you for three years and these are by far some of the best videos.
I've been in the Cobes community a couple years now, it's been a wild ride, I've watched countless hours of his old videos, clip channels, documentaries. I love that you added some slightly more obscure info to this video, made it more fun for someone who already knows all about the guy. For example, I don't think I'd ever heard about this Bleak Rainbow chick. The # 1 thing I wish we knew more about in early Cobra lore is Damien's sex cult. Stephanie has elaborated vaguely in later interviews, said even Couch Chris almost got roped into it for a place to stay. It has to do apparently with some kind of Wiccan type magic. This cult was just so casually part of Cobra's universe and I must know more. So bizarre.
i'm a cobra glazer. he's my favorite lolcow and i genuinely like the guy.
I love kingcobraJFS he is such a gothic bad boy who definitely isn’t a sicko and who definitely smells good because of that tactical soap, all the troles are just jealous of the goth bad boy’s lifestyle and mad they aren’t a rockstar goth bad boy like him
Hop off the sha - boing boing
@@KillaKam219 r/Woosh
Josh looks like an alcoholic Mr peanut
He looks like a *Ken Gerhard* off of WISH.
Was this guy born in Innsmouth?
I can see his gills flaring out in some of these clips.
Can always rely on turkey tom to make a near hour long documentary on an online figure i have never heard of. Good stuff!
Finally ! Was waiting for a doc from cobes from you for a while ! So glad you dit it
He’s not a lolcow! He’s cool! And gothic!
CobeFest!!
I want to throw the dude a party on the prairie. We all just have fun and Cobes can be the King gothic wizard cowboy that he is.
It will be fun
I could be wrong but at least this dude isn’t doing horrible illegal stuff like Daniel Larson, cyraxx or Chris Chan and he isn’t as disturbing as pamperchu.
Ok, but can we at least take a moment to acknowledge Papa Cobra recognizing he was wrong about the band, and managed to help his son get out of the house? Honestly one of the best of the lolocow parents.
Tom the type of feller to try and buy a banana with a counterfeit $20 dollar bill
*cucumber & c0ndoms
Are we not over this tired shit yet?
Was there ever an instance of a baby not getting breast fed and not having their development get totally fucking destroyed? Every time there's a story of a crumbling autist it always comes back to this. It's like a broken record.
Odd how we've never seen Kobes and Tom in the same place
My name is Josh and the fukin methany arc made me feel straight up out-of-body with her saying "joshy, joshy! joshhhyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!!"
as someone with essencially the same diagnosis as cobra, it sort of bother me when people excuse his (or others like him) behavior as part of the mental condition that they are in, im not exacly an amazing success of a human being, but idk dude, at least im not like him
the guy literally being fired in the most basic of jobs, I only see him getting ridiculed, so I don’t think he is being excused
The artist is not doing him a favor with that thumbnail 😭 it's so vile
Toms the type of guy to use the little big planet soundtrack in his videos
This needs to be pinned
The floodgates of the cobarverse have been released lmao. Curious to see how Josh reacts when he comes back officially and see the new fan/troll base he gunna get after this video lmao
Better not go live boy.
The editing style feels pretty cohesive W
I've been WAITING for this one!
Dont stop with your content ever pls i warched so much already and inlove those extend documentary style videos love from 🇩🇪❤️
FINALLY. I've been waiting for you to do a video on this dude
Been waiting for this one Percy Tom
been waiting for someone big to cover cobra, dudes a trip
I wish him well, he’s not a sicko or a terrible person, just kinda odd. I hope he gets the help he needs with his addictions
I'm OBSESSED WITH THE NEW COVER ART STYLE OF YOUR VIDEOS!!! coming from a fellow artist, it's so fun and unique! Whoever does those is sick!!! Such a cool move for the thumbnails
Slop
Beer
Cigs
I think I also found someone to add to my nightmare blunt rotation
TBF, I feel like he would solo that nightmare. I can't think of anyone that would top his crazy.
Turkey Tom needs to get a life more than Cobes needs to stop drinking, but I digress…
Buuuuuuuut
Yet here you are watching.
@@guyincognito143 I’m not your buddy, pal.
@It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin thank fuck.
But youre my pal, buddy@@It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin
Well researched and excellently made. Thanks Tom!
dont wanna sound like an uncle tom here but as a autisic person. i know so many autistic people who should by law wear shock collars
😭😭
I think Uncle Danny would be a better replacement for Uncle Tom in this scenario 😭
*uncle berg
A video about our Gothic King Wizard, better watch out trolle. imma enjoy this
Happy to say Cobes rules my sad life. Hope Josh is doing well 💚
He lives rent free in our heads
This dude is just regarded Razorfit/Rageaholic and I'm HERE FOR IT
Cobra lore... yay
i've been waiting for this kikiki
Josh aint even a bad dude lol
He jerked off on a retarded girl, berates his step mom for bringing him his groceries and laughed at that chicks miscarriage. Yeah not bad
I love the videos man but knowing that there’s people this unhinged makes me glad i’m not them but also extremely grossed out. I had to redo my entire hygiene routine halfway through the video 😂❤
Ive followed cobes since 2019 and lemme say this is a great intro into his life great work love it ❤❤❤
I was diagnosed with Asperger’s and ADHD at a young age as well. Sometimes I seriously wonder how I also did not end up becoming a goth cobra loving wizard myself.
Leaving out that he got evicted ON STREAM and on the phone with Clint is diabolical Tom that’s the most ludicrous things that’s happened in the Cobraverse
Probably because unlike someone like Daniel or Cyraxx, many aren’t celebrating. Is it funny. Sure. But you feel bad for him.
Eh wasn't that good if you've been around longer than 2 years
@@coreydillon4330 no, I feel bad for all of them, Chrischan too. Obviously those three are significantly more malicious than Cobes but it really makes you think about the fact that clearly unwell and maladjusted individuals are just kinda…left to fend for themselves when they are clearly not suited to be independent individuals and are causing harm to themselves and others. Makes you wonder how much of it is their “fault” and how much of it is the consequences of severe disability or in Chrischan’s case, the consequences of their neurotic parents/isolated upbringing. Makes you wonder who they would’ve been with the proper support or systems in place. They’re still bad people, yes, but there’s definitely a mourning to be had.
@@SyntaxErr19287 with the recent eviction bringing the “a lots up Josh” quote back and his continuous blaming of the trolls for the first eviction, despite being told on video exactly why he was being kicked out, I have to disagree.
@@AH-xn9or it was based, still doesn't best fun size Felicia saga or the TTS saga imo
Didn't know I'd be getting music recs today, thanks king cobra
Ive been waiting for this video for a LONG TIME
Turkey Tom covering Cobes? That’s most definitely what is up toobs
at least you can respect josh for not being a PDF or anything else creepy.
Seriously? New here?
That deranged 4th of July video you mentioned is a timeless classic, Cobes channeled that Bjork stalker guy energy 😂
Every day I am thankful my parents took me to specialists early in my life for Asperger’s (yes, ik that’s outdated, but that’s what they called it back then). They didn’t let me move ahead from 1st grade to 7th grade, took me to a lot of different types of therapy, and worked with my sensory issues daily. I feel like I would’ve followed a much worse path like this guy if it wasn’t for my parents getting me help. Time to go thank them once again!
14 bucks for 2 pizzas holy shit. A sign of the times
Dominos online 2 mediums for 16 if you pick them up rn lol
@@T.Maximusyep, i work at domino’s and it’s two or more mediums (2 topping) for 7.99 each😏
(here in cali)
@@froggyslap 👌
The crossover I needed - day MADE
I've been waiting for this for YEARS.
Puff isn't dead, he simply returned from his vacation at solid cobra's apartment.
We've been sipping on some of age drinks, some fine mead we finished up on not long ago.
TMDWU toobz.
14:35 his teeth used to be actually good. now they are yellow rotting clumps
As a boglim enjoyer im glad to see the Gothic bad boy who shreds on the guitar is getting the exposure he deserves