Best HFY Reddit Stories: We Come In Peace

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  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 Рік тому +244

    We have a long tradition of fighting like hell to keep peacemakers safe.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому +5

      God now I got that song “fight like hell” stuck in my head 😂

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N 13 днів тому

      Since when?

  • @thomasschafer5939
    @thomasschafer5939 Рік тому +176

    This entire story reminded me of
    "Then what happens next is your own doing ..."

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому +9

      It reminded me of the saying “f$&@ around and find out” and now that I think about it I remember reading a story where that was actually the name of a human ship

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 8 місяців тому +2

      Reminded me of another story where one single human ship was sent to the xenos. And it's name changed from "You asked for it" to "The gloves are off", to finally "So be it", all while giving the xenos the opportunity to end the conflict in between each.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 Рік тому +372

    Welp, the Xenos attacked an embassy. May the UN have mercy upon them by not releasing the US military on them. So much Dakka, so few planets to use it on.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому +29

      May god have mercy on them by not burning the Geneva Conventions checklist

    • @_Its_Ya_Boy
      @_Its_Ya_Boy Рік тому

      @@Allantitan The Geneva Convention only applies to humans 💀

    • @migueldelacruz4799
      @migueldelacruz4799 Рік тому

      They sound like they need some freedom and by muzzle flash and orbital bombardment freedom will ring!

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller Рік тому +8

      ​@@Allantitanwait we weren't supposed to burn it yet?

    • @robertcartledge826
      @robertcartledge826 Рік тому +9

      No matter how much Dakka we have one universal truth remains. There is no such thing as ever being "we have enough dakka"

  • @Frost-01
    @Frost-01 9 місяців тому +75

    the moment he realized the drop ships were not offloading more actual combat troops but instead were offloading fire fighters, engineers, medics etc. was probably the worst possible hit to the gut he could've taken.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 8 місяців тому +9

      Not offloading more combat troops, while realizing that just the 1.5 platoons that were at the embassy already could have already taken over the city, but didn't, no less.

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 Рік тому +189

    Was momentarily expecting the battle to end with a drop ship, drop pod, or maybe even just parachutes/jump packs lowering fresh troops who the POV quickly discerns that these are the actual military, and they had simply been fighting the equivalent of riot police (although if I remember correctly there is a specific area in the marine core for the US that is entirely dedicated to the security of personal,location, and documents when the US has official government facilities abroad, like embassies.

    • @JainZar1
      @JainZar1 Рік тому +20

      What you are talking about is the Marine Corps Security Force Regiment, specifically the FAST companies. Normally the DSS (Diplomatic Security Service) is the provider for embassy safety. The FAST companies would strengthen the presence in the embassy, if tensions are building.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому +3

      ⁠@@JainZar1so their basically backup for the dss

    • @E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V
      @E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V Рік тому +4

      @@JainZar1 That is wrong. Marine Security Guard, or Marine Embassy Duty. Stationed out of Quantico, they work closely with The State Department to guard Embassies, Consulates, etc. You also see them at the White House. There is about 1800 of them, stationed in over 170 locations around the world. The Marine Corps, not the DSS, handles who gets stationed at what Embassy.
      It's an entire MOS, with specialized training in guard duty, tactics, and pretty much every small arm weapon system in existence.
      The MCSFR is an anti-terrorist unit, not a guard unit.
      If an Embassy is in danger, Marine Guards can NOT engage unless fired on DIRECTLY, and back-up comes from any Special Forces teams nearby.

    • @E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V
      @E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V Рік тому +3

      @@Allantitan No, DSS is an arm of the State Department, they guard Diplomats, diplomatic assets, deal with visas and fraud as it pertains to passports and other such documents. If you see guards with the Sec. of State or any other member of the Cabinet, that is the DSS (aside from the Vice President, who gets Secret Service guards). The DSS and MSG are not the same thing even remotely. And the DSS does NOT handle any Embassy duty. They will however, escort Dignitaries to Embassies and stay to guard said diplomats. But they are not in charge of Embassy guard duty.

  • @daemonxblaze
    @daemonxblaze Рік тому +413

    Hi, my name is Peace

    • @KittyGamer1514
      @KittyGamer1514 Рік тому +15

      huh

    • @Gam3Crazy
      @Gam3Crazy Рік тому +27

      Thats hilarious

    • @bioenthusiast2998
      @bioenthusiast2998 Рік тому +19

      @@KittyGamer1514 sex joke

    • @KittyGamer1514
      @KittyGamer1514 Рік тому +13

      @@bioenthusiast2998 I understood, thats just my reaction to jokes like that, just to go "HUH?"

    • @raptor22o90
      @raptor22o90 Рік тому +17

      I COME IN PEACE, BECAUSE THE OTHER OPINION IS YOU GONE IN PIECES

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 Рік тому +171

    In today's episode of _Aliens Are Idiots..._

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III Рік тому +5

      Nah they just think different

    • @ericlondon2663
      @ericlondon2663 11 місяців тому +1

      Almost every story like these the aliens are always deeply stunted or cognitively disabled in some way.

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 9 місяців тому +1

      I mean I don’t blame them for not trusting us we after all have a violent history

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 8 місяців тому

      @@Aden_III It's not "different" thinking. It's propaganda. A concept all too well known by humans and still used today by most countries to some extend. It's how Hitler managed to rile up Germany to start WW2. It's how concentration camps could happen without a large part of the German general public knowing about their real purpose. It's how seemingly normal people were turned into war crime committing monsters.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 6 місяців тому

      Not any more than humans. We've done worse.

  • @migueldelacruz4799
    @migueldelacruz4799 Рік тому +140

    United Nations: *Stares in withered patience*
    Consuj Empire: "maybe they got message"
    United Nations: "you guys look like you need some freedom"

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 9 місяців тому +14

      USA: *bursts through the wall like koolaid man* you say freedom?

    • @migueldelacruz4799
      @migueldelacruz4799 9 місяців тому +5

      @@mugenokami2201 lol fuck yeah

    • @jimmyjohnjuan
      @jimmyjohnjuan 8 місяців тому +3

      Deployment of democracy is a must

    • @AkGamerRo
      @AkGamerRo 8 місяців тому +3

      Perhaps some Liber-tea as well...

  • @mia-xu7di
    @mia-xu7di Рік тому +62

    In this episode, hypocrisy and thick heads

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 Рік тому +74

    Oh, dropships. I expected airborne Forces in droppods, and mechanical exoskeletons without.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF Рік тому +67

    Yvraine channeling the power of all the (surviving) Eldar gods to not say 'I'm peace.' In front of the Ultramarines.

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj Рік тому

      sexjoke here

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 9 місяців тому +4

      Cegorach: _quietly rolling around on the ground laughter at the idea in Yvraine's head_

  • @RocketWeaponsGuy
    @RocketWeaponsGuy Рік тому +92

    Pre-FTL Paranoia at its finest.

    • @nicholasmunroe8989
      @nicholasmunroe8989 Рік тому +3

      You mean what we have? lol well right now anyway

    • @iaaf_nw2367
      @iaaf_nw2367 Рік тому +9

      @@nicholasmunroe8989 yes, but the story isn't about us, or it wouldn't be HFY 😂😂

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 9 місяців тому

      @@iaaf_nw2367i mean in this story we moved past that

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 8 місяців тому

      @@Lumberjack_king I'm worried for our species if an alien species contacts us within...probably the next 50 years at least. So many of us in power are still so corrupt and paranoid that if aliens visited they would act exactly like this. And we wouldn't have a chance, just like these aliens. Because if they have the tech to travel the stars in FTL, they have tech, and thus weapons and defenses, FAR surpassing our own.

  • @robertmiller2831
    @robertmiller2831 Рік тому +24

    And you go in Pieces.

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 Рік тому

      HA!

    • @robertmiller2831
      @robertmiller2831 Рік тому +1

      I can’t really take the credit. It is from the movie “I come in peace”🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @DimitriKurkov
    @DimitriKurkov Рік тому +28

    The calm of man is like an armed claymore. Step on it and the result will be swift, explosive and very unstoppable.

  • @jafferaxtras8061
    @jafferaxtras8061 Рік тому +64

    i was expecting it to be something like reinforcements arrive and saved the mostly injured and some dead defenders and then going full war mode on the aliens

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 Рік тому

      Well, that was the deal: stop attacking and withdraw and we stop killing you.
      OTOH, the Lappanids had decided this was a good time to...settle all past debts.

    • @Stonehawk
      @Stonehawk Рік тому +8

      Yeah, like "you had your chance, you made your choice, you shat this bed and now you shall die in it."

    • @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
      @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 Рік тому +2

      Well it's the "United Nations' Embassy" they've assaulted...
      If it's the "United Terran Embassy",.. That could be an entire story on its own...

  • @emilymiller3362
    @emilymiller3362 Рік тому +34

    Thank you for this it speaks to me of current world events and that sometimes we as humans still do not understand other humans until after the violance is unavoidable.

    • @TheDurid1
      @TheDurid1 Рік тому +1

      And sometimes we understand violence is unavoidable, even preferred to worse things.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 Рік тому +1

      @@TheDurid1 The trick is telling which events fall into which categories, which is not an easy thing to do when you're inundated with propaganda and can't tell who (if anyone) is telling the truth.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +82

    If the UN did that, imagine what the US, Mexico, or Canadians could have done.

    • @iaaf_nw2367
      @iaaf_nw2367 Рік тому +12

      ah yes,
      Canada
      USA
      Mexico

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +19

      @@iaaf_nw2367 Sorry, I'm still ticked off about Rwanda. It's hard for me to respect the UN after allowing a genocide.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 Рік тому +6

      Are you saying that the north american countries are the floridas of the world?

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +12

      @@imjang2430 I'm not saying they are crazy, just have disproportionately dangerous populations. For instance, Canada, despite their politeness, is full of Store brand Simo's.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 Рік тому +5

      @@LegendStormcrow Sorry, i'm not familiar with that term. What is a store brand simo?

  • @alexanderrosario8569
    @alexanderrosario8569 9 місяців тому +9

    Alliances can backstab you but friends, friends hold loyalty and reliance on one another.
    The enduring empire didn't know it wasn't just poking one wolf, but rather it was toying with the entire pack 😂
    Long story short. They fucked around and found out 🤣

  • @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
    @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 Рік тому +7

    Morals of the story:
    "If the humans offered peace, take it..."

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri Рік тому +9

    I must say when the smoke grenades were thrown I expected a cold hard steel bayonet charge to be shown

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 Рік тому +23

    Man and here I thought operation Rolling Thunder was about to kick off.

    • @Vrooto
      @Vrooto Рік тому +2

      well luckily for the aliens americans weren't in the building or the continent would've been below sea level

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 27 днів тому

      @@Vrootothe only thing left would be the embassy

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 Рік тому +14

    I don't know who this Peace is but she must have a lot of fun.

  • @Sinvare
    @Sinvare 10 місяців тому +2

    Sure they can travel across the stars and have 3 nations on our planet as allies, but we can take em.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 11 місяців тому +8

    Attack an embassy glass a homeworld.
    Fair play in Stellaris LOL

    • @Unacknowledged86
      @Unacknowledged86 9 місяців тому +2

      I have failed every peaceful run I've attempted

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 Рік тому +1

    Don't start none, there won't be none, SON...

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 10 місяців тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @williamfleming7558
    @williamfleming7558 5 місяців тому

    We come in peace but will leave you in pieces.

  • @uogh__c_luc_ia
    @uogh__c_luc_ia Рік тому +1

    i think they came in peace

  • @shaness112233
    @shaness112233 10 місяців тому +1

    *proportional*

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 8 місяців тому

    The general at the end: Are we the baddies?

  • @marcleewinser8534
    @marcleewinser8534 11 місяців тому

    Great Story, perfect for some RPGs! I'll say it in german: "Alter, ist das krass!"

  • @ianpeters4365
    @ianpeters4365 Рік тому +1

    These are the most paranoid aliens to ever exist

  • @tristanbentz224
    @tristanbentz224 9 місяців тому

    Reminds me of the checkpoint Charles incident if it went hot

  • @jakevex4198
    @jakevex4198 6 місяців тому

    Where is Turok when you need them

  • @islemrebiai9188
    @islemrebiai9188 Рік тому +5

    I would have enjoyed this story, but now I'm just mad at the overwhelming amounts of STUPIDITY these aliens have 😤

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 Рік тому +5

    Peace by ANY means…🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @raptor22o90
      @raptor22o90 Рік тому

      Remember, if there is no enemy's there is peace.

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 Рік тому

      I cherish the peace with all my heart. No matter how many men women and children I need to kill to keep it.

    • @Vrooto
      @Vrooto Рік тому +1

      @@raptor22o90 Remember, there is no war crimes if there isn't any witnesses.

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels Рік тому

    They attacked a diplomatic mission.... those poor bastards.

  • @DreadlockHolmez
    @DreadlockHolmez 9 місяців тому

    "powerful 130mm" is a cold war tank to us.

  • @Vrooto
    @Vrooto Рік тому +4

    well lucky for the aliens americans weren't in the building if there was, lets just say the continent would've been below sea level.

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander Рік тому

    Well, guess Wumao Dang has made its way to reddit.

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Рік тому +8

    aww... but i want to be friend with the talking space raptors/T-rexe's! well.. guess the other nations is friends so the despotic empire version have to be spanked.
    though their reasoning there '' there is no way that is only embassy security '' is actually a nice view of the argument why ,sure for tactical reasons you dont display your absolute best or exact numbers etc but.... displaying some of the true destructive capability or assets of your military doess help outsiders to put what you present as local security in so to speak perspective

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому

      Give them a taste while having the rest prepare for battle

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 Рік тому +6

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @nicholasmunroe8989
    @nicholasmunroe8989 Рік тому +4

    So what was their tech level? Was it similar to our modern day tech?

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian Рік тому +6

      103mm being a big gun, no body armor. Korea Vietnam 1960s cold war earth

    • @nicholasmunroe8989
      @nicholasmunroe8989 Рік тому +2

      @@MiishaKorvian Ah thank you

    • @Noah-vc6zh
      @Noah-vc6zh Рік тому

      ​​​​@@MiishaKorvianstupid aliens...

  • @Xel963
    @Xel963 Рік тому +1

    Comment for the comment gods.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Рік тому

    hesh high explosive squash head hint hint

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh 29 днів тому

    Noice!!!

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 10 місяців тому +1

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @akbdawgo6396
    @akbdawgo6396 Рік тому

    Kids named peace: 🤤

    • @VanatorD
      @VanatorD 11 місяців тому +1

      💀 bro

  • @darkwater3309
    @darkwater3309 Рік тому +5

    We come in peace !
    Not me.... I come loud
    Loud moan

  • @mikeemmons1079
    @mikeemmons1079 Рік тому +7

    I am a simple man; I hear "United Nations" and I root for the aliens.

  • @Nixonitus
    @Nixonitus 9 місяців тому

    Shooting blue helmets, you say?
    Don't be too shocked by the number of human volunteers happy to help you out.

  • @MarcZachman
    @MarcZachman 9 місяців тому

    1

  • @oldnick4707
    @oldnick4707 8 місяців тому

    This narration, although computer-generated, is difficult to understand for me. Perhaps caused by poor sound on phone, and possibly by my being from the midwestern United States. Lol There are important words partially 'swallowed', etc. also, and the speed fluctuates too greatly.

    • @Halford_Steel
      @Halford_Steel 7 місяців тому +2

      this is a real human you know right?

    • @oldnick4707
      @oldnick4707 7 місяців тому

      @@Halford_Steel,
      I didn't know this. Still don't, and this seems difficult to believe. It, (the narration), seems too uniformly constructed.

    • @gamerboiiiiiii
      @gamerboiiiiiii 2 місяці тому

      ​@oldnick4707 well. Its a guy. So.

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels Рік тому +6

    They attacked a diplomatic mission.... those poor bastards.