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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
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Today I am going to show you the worst ever batch/.NET creations there can possibly be. Sorry for being kind of toxic in this video, but I was thinking about making this video for more than a year now. Don't ever make anything like this, nobody likes that!
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - MINDYOBUISNESS
1:07 - Bluebooter.bat
1:40 - Command prompt spam (Classic)
2:24 - Installer.exe
2:55 - Death Virus
3:48 - Broken .NET malware
4:20 - Outro
Music:
Tobu - Seven
Still got questions? Don't hesitate, send them to contact@enderman.ch!
Hope you have a great day!
#endermanch #trash #malware - Наука та технологія
The "Death Virus" is at least, nicely made .
Yes.
@@malwaretestingfan why do i keep seeing you everywhere
I made something like that 2 years ago and I’m ashamed of it. Legit how he or she did this:
1. Downloaded a fake BSOD off the internet and edit it (it’s really easy to edit)
2. Actually code it by copying things off other you tubers.
@@sacredsouljah I probably know the author. He used an HTA file, to do that.
It is honestly. Like it's not great malware but its a prank virus so its not really *made* to be amazing. I think it's definitely above average for what its made for though
„It works on Windows 10 only“
Enderman: run it as windows 7
Classic Shell
@@kalielsantos5986 it's not classic shell. there are ui elements that are inconsistent with Windows 10, and one of the applications even said that it was running on Windows 7 Ultimate.
lame
@RobloxianYT thats what he just said
@jakub grabus Is 7
The Death Virus was cool. I can imagine myself downloading it witouth knowing and panicking, only to cry myself to sleep and in the next day boot my computer and see IVe BeEn PrAnkEd
Ikr
fonny
I wonder how to make that
Cause it was made by someone
Where can I downloaded it
2:45 LOL RAW BATCH IN A .exe FILE
ActuallyØrb!t lol ha ha ha
@ActuallyØrb!t batch is easy
You could convert it to EXE with iExpress.....
@@unknownaccount4783 Or just bat to exe?
@@klkkloreklffd ye
That 'Death Virus' one is good.
Agreed.
@Haffer_ Yes. That was meant to be a joke program, so that was expected.
@@malwaretestingfan Joke programs can be made to lock you, if it doesn't damage the machine, its a joke.
@Haffer_ It would turn to be a trojan, then, see what happened to DesktopPuzzle.
Can we have a link for it?
Imaging renaming a batch file to an executable and thinking "OMG I MADE A VIRUS!!"
Lmao these skids watch tutorials without understanding what he is doing and just puting shit together man
Iexpress ftw
@@SFSAtlas I've used that before to elevate a batch file. Of course, malicious batch files that actually do real damage would be trojans usually, not viruses. Viruses infect programs.
@@henballzgameplay7619 Agree
that’s why people should download a batch to exe converter
When someone tells me they learned how to code
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yes."
"And what?"
"A messagebox, nice, i know it all doe!!"
Iwick didn't think I'd see you here
I don't want to like cuz 69 likes
When somebody tells me
"hey I made a virus for computers! Hehe"
I instantly know that they made a file with the .bat extension and it contains:
@echo off
:loop
start cmd.exe
goto loop
I learned HTML codes.
I am sure about that.
Enderman: Lets see this fi-
2:47
Enderman: ( *visible confusion* )
Edit: aaahh, my comment before pandemic. ;)
xD
i think that was the best part.
code: echo restart 1
LMAO
enderman: let's se-
rd c:\ /s /q /a
enderman: ō_ō
I like how he has a Windows 10 wallpaper on Windows 7
It originated in 7
@@michaelwlodarek5726 still. A good wallpaper ill give you that
Aeon true
because it's cool
I have that
Ok but the "Death Virus" was half decent and deserves to be called a virus, talking about a joke virus.
Not a virus. Doesn't spread. Malware? Possible trojan? Maybe. Very fun one. Kinda cringy.
The dislikes are from the ‘hackers’ watching Enderman’s review to their ‘viruses’
thats COOL
Uhh... I don't see any.
@@redm00n748 this comment was made before the dislike counter was hidden
That "Death Virus" malware did actually have effort in it, not gonna lie though.
heres some lethal malware: fortnite.com
you master just achieved comedy
@@mistergamergo1888
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@yeet yeeter
Kk0
That’s some garbage malware
Yes very letal more than all symptoms in Plague inc
2:50 I'm laughing so HARD!!! 😂😂
What is happening then?
@@PixelGamer2_ idk, and idk why I posted this comment lol 🤷🏽♂️
@@charadreemurr49 oh i know now, "rd" means remove directory/folder, so its trying to empty the local disk
@@PixelGamer2_ ahh alr thx
Me too man it is so awfully written😂😂
3:36 LMAOOO
3:33 i love how he cringed at the awful system32 jokes
I would cringe too
_Anxiety intensifies_
My grandma installed malware from a site saying her computer is infected and it was a adware. I went into task manager, opened the flie location and opened the details and disabled the tree diagram. I then uninstalled it. The most stupidest malware out there and hackers.
I don’t think your grandma derserves a computer if she that dumb god damn boomers
Bruh the cmd spam... i do it like every month in school
Same
Since o csnt get cmd on school, i built a cmd emulator lol
@@syc8066 Then use batch
@@syc8066 Then use .scr files, only the extension is different
@@syc8066 use vbs
“How much Joke malware would you like?”
Enderman: *Да*
I'm not russian but I know what it means lol
@@IcyColdified_ i think everybody knows
@@zigmas81 yeah this comment was from 1 month ago lol
does it mean "ya" ?
@@wumbogt3310 it means "da", "yes"
I remember making a batch program which loops
:start
start start start
goto start
I felt like hackerman
The only useful thing I learnt from this video is that you can drag and drop a file into a running instance of Notepad to open the file!
same lmao
Before this video: oh another malwares, seems they are working in trash bin
After this video: *I want to write malware in Java*
Yo buisness
@Black Hat because it's my language
Kek
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Java runs on JVM, which runs Java bytecode. Maybe you can do it by abusing JIT compiler of JVM (whatever that is), or you can use JNI (but you also need to use C/C++ with long Java_com_xxx and reflection-oriented mess, try to convert any functional Java code into JNI *without referencing any compiled/bytecoded form of it* ) Also, every OS has different APIs, so crossplatform "viruses" are out of consideration.
@echo off
echo Or use the superior language that all the kiddies use to make a cmd spam "virus"
I tried and was succesfull it is 500mb if only i knew making bat file i could have done it in 0.1mb
Honestly thought the "death virus" was a well made attempt at a joke virus
3:12 it says reocver instead of recover
Reminds me when I wrote a crappy trojan in batch script. Mine actually did damage though by disabling a bunch of Windows features with group policy by extracting a .reg file from its body and running regedit silently. I don't know why someone would think that a .bat file was similar to a .exe file when they are obviously different formats, nor would I upload anything I make to the internet for cheap fame. I'm not an expert, but I can write better batch scripts than most of the samples you've tested here. Many of these "samples" were created by people who probably only know like one command in the whole language.
Also, if one is going to write any script, they should test it in a virtual machine.
they might have mayhaps been youngins trying to get popularity, unsure
2:48 DON'T RD THE VM!!!
Project Zorgo I’m not even gonna ask about your username....
@@revelati_n its some dumb username from a clickbaiting UA-camr that clickbaited with that name. Can't believe ppl believes in it.
Keyboard Person • 38 years ago We're going to hack you...
JustAdam We're going to hack you...
ares 054 We're going to hack you...
Man i love work that you did for the years on yt i would see you playing some games like gta or minecraft thank you for making my day great
You are the Gordon Ramsay of Joke Malware. Keep it up! 👍
Someone: I made a virus hahahaha !!
Enderman: Did you mean trash?
:/
I Confirm
These were really trash
I really liked the command prompt one it reminds me of the small chance that if my pc boots up like 7 of those prompts pop up and dissapear
Same
The death prank is probably the best made of these
Trash Malware
Threat Level 0.05 ~ 1
0.05: to broken malware that don't even work
1: to spamming command prompt boxes
0.8: to pranking you
0.051 to even exist
Threat Level 0.05 should be 0.000000 because they don't work
Waiting in Premiere, I'm excited! :D
1 year ago
2:00 that one is so easy to make
@echo off
:loop
start crash.bat
goto :loop
Save as “crash.bat” and enjoy.
:loop
start %0
goto :loop
There fixed your code, now you can execute it from any program in any directory with any name, also @echo off isn't necessary for this as it doesn't matter if the user sees it or not.
The cmd_spam.exe Was made by me back in 2017 lmfaooo
@@PyPylia or yoU could do
:loop
Start
Goto loop
This can also be made so a message or a command can be reapeted
Such as
@echo off
:loop
Echo
Start
Goto loop
And desktop deleter repeater
@echo off
:bbd
rd desktop :: Make sure your in your usernames folder, For example my name is melon and my username is melon
Start
Goto bbd
very toxic but nice video also u said sorry in desc most youtubers i know would not do that keep up the good work!
1:48 so thats how my laptop got infected
The only issue was our school computers were so shit that .bat files that would open loads of software could sometimes kill the PC, I don’t know how but it was funny af
to add to command prompt spam they should’ve made the program copy itself into windows startup folder then it would actually be a “virus”
it takes long enough before startup folder programs to run that you can go to the folder and delete them
0:24 is this siamalam under the selected file ?
i would like to know what that MediaFire link was to that Death Virus thing, i would want that for personal use only.
should've added quotation marks in "malware"
""malware""
@@malwaretestingfan yes double, cuz malware was even worse than normal
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1:55 that is so simple to make just type this:
:start
start cmd.exe
goto start
Nah, because you can't open it THAT fast.
@@hendevofficial2442 yes you can i tried it. YEAH I TRIED IT ON MY ON COMPUTER!!
Is more fast in C#
@@iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 rip your cpu
@@milk4lyfe lul
This is my most favourite (favorite) video on your YT channel! 😃😘
Yo dude this content is amazing continue the amazing work!!!!!!!!
The CMD spam takes really much RAM and it's impossible to kill with task manager. Only logout/restart
Can't you just close all cmds in the taskbar?
@@jonas9
No, once you realize you`re late the lag is extreme
Endermans Name Is Andrew?
The more you know
The start of the video with automated english subtitles sounds like the start of a sitcom lmao
"Did you know you could just press the Windows key?"
Enderman: **Tries it**
If I would make a Virus I would do a real one wich would has important things in it:
- Keylogger
- Encryption of all files (maybe) (and with decrypter)
- Replacing in reg edit the explorer with my virus (to not see explorer not come up it starts then explorer)
- Disabling CMD and Regedit
- And anti close (2 task system 1 task ded = System BSOD)
- And maybe more
DISCLAIMER : I WOULD NOT DO THIS AND IF ONLY FOR ENDERMAN OR PEOPLE WHO WANT STH LIKE THIS ITS NOT ON PURPOSE TO DESTROY COMPUTERS
Mind yo buisness.bat has stopped
*Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!*
The background music brings lots of my cool memories ❤️
The best "vIrUs ecks dee haha scary danger" I've made is a 3-line batch script that repeatedly opens terminals that ping google 10 times then exit. I made it to see how much I can cap my network connection, it went from 90mbps to 30. The real side effect though was that my IP was flagged as a botnet and I would get captchas for the next 6 months.
2:52 Computer illiteracy made a virus EP.1
3:19 nope
Finally a malware video with actual music
The fact that it said **Human-Like** note in the end of the DEATH virus is nice. You dont need to freak out
0:17 was kinda funny and I mean the text
2:47 Me, who knows nothing about batch files and coding, finds this hilarious.
You can’t even delete c:/
@@dragoneater2008_ That command removes the directory and its contents. I still find it hilarious because it's absolute garbage.
@@user-ze3ui8ur9h rd c:/ && del c:/*.*
nice as always i love peoples malware
Enderman: reviews bad malware
Me: i thought malware was meant to be bad?
2:49 I’m dying lol
2:48
.... HOW DID THEY MESS UP THAT BAD!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT @echo off
THEN YOU DO UR STUFF AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAVE IT AS A .bat FILE
You don't need @echo off.
@@otherkrabs Yeah, but all commands will be printed out which looks pretty terrible (unless you prefix all commands with @)
Since u don’t want us sending batch files or bat2exe what should we send and is it ok if we send batch/bat2exe if we test it and it works?
"Professional" coder: I'm gonna end this whole man's career
Ender: no u
one day i tried to change my account's name and i bluescreened the pc to this day i don't know why did it bluescreen the pc
@@mateohassan3460 just bsod
Maybe some kind of bug or someone hacked into your PC for pranking purposes and killed a system critical process like “winlogon.exe”.
Why is nobody learning programming these days? It is so fun
agreed
literally every 13-year-old: I AM LEARNING HTML BROO!!!
Paul. bash is the best for linux n vbs is the best for windows
@@ArufisuIsRuru Bash is not a programming language it's actually a command prompt in linux but you can make scripts for it with the #!/bin/bash tag at the beginning of a new file
Well im learning
how u got like in the application and the upper border where is X minimize and these how ur buttons like closeing (X) button is connected to the up and its big? i have windows 7 ultimate as well and the buttons are like wide square boxes that are not ''connected'' pls help and how to get blue theme color in windows 7 please do tutorial for me
2:48 - Correct me if I'm wrong as I'm not well versed in batch commands, but "restart -1" doesn't even look like a proper batch command, so it would've had an error as a plain batch file, too.
It is not a command to ever _EXIST_ ;)
Why is this in my recommendations
Ender: please go back to Drive Slow intro
Riot Yes, please!
1:48 reminds me of when i was making a batch file to open winver, instead, it spamed cmd prompts
Rip
Reminds me a lot when I used to create fork bombs on the school computers and disguised them as a shortcut.
rd c:\ /s / q /a
restart -1
echo
the humanity is what we think it is
what is the single "echo" even supposed to output?
2:47 Holy shit i cant stop laughing 😂 😂
Why? I didnt understand
@@fedecatmew417 It basically deletes everything and shuts down lol
@@poobie_ No it doesn't. That's the funny part. First, it sends an error that you can't delete it because access denied. Next it runs the "restart" command.... Which doesn't exist. Then it outputs an empty line to the screen. And exits immediately. So even if you renamed that .exe file to a .bat, it actually wouldn't do anything to your computer.
Where do you get this video music it’s awesome
3:36 oh my god im still safe
i liked the death virus nice video haha
After 2 years you finally tried it 😂😂
nonnononono i clicked om it when it had 333 views
So be glad it wasn't 666 views
What's so bad about 333
psap
2:47-THAT MOMENT...I LIKE IT!
*rip Creator*
This gave me inspiration
3:57 Send me the .NET project file!
Why would you want that shit?
Please make another one of these videos, I found it very funny.
respect the Death Virus creator for not putting crap in the code
2:48 The silence there hurts😂😂
we need to make a recycle bin virus
when you put a trash virus into it, the recycle bin will destroy your pc
4:02 The icon does not even look like Windows 2.0
It is the win 3 icon indeed
How can i do tht like u? I think you can make the timeline into parts and all part has its own name. How can U do that?
When I was a kid I was trying to learn cool code stuff and in a CMD snake tutorial someone made me make the CMD spam lol
2:11| Seeing all those command prompts fills you with determination
Nice undertale vibes.
me, a person with undertale
ah yes, a man of culture.
is it okay to say that this video is _trash_
even though its awesome?
Of course.
But it's not polite
Can i have link for Death one?
Do you use a vm and if so does a virus transfer to your main pc
You: everyone calls everything a virus
Me: I Don't.
доска позора
Habibi
Я не знаю, о чем они говорят, но я не знаю русскую часть, я использую переводчик Google
I didn't know these channels still existed, with the ncs music and notepad.
Malware: Exists
Virtual Machines: Exists
Enderman: I need to download trash malware before I die.
ЛОООЛ "Универсальные читы" xD 0:18
ПФФФФФФ, НУ ЗАШИБИСЬ. ТУТ ОКАЗЫВАЕТСЯ ЕСТЬ РУССКИЕ. ДА ЕЩЁ И С ЮМОРОМ.
@@Octol1ng откуда вы вообще появляетесь, чуть ли не все знают что он русский
Перуанская калла
on error resume next
set t=createobject("Wscript.Shell")
t.run"cpuheater.vbs"
t.run"cpuheater.vbs"
Save this as "cpuheater.vbs"
Replace t.run"cpuheater.vbs" to t.run(WScript.ScriptFullName)
That should allow it to be executed from any folder (like in CMD or something) or even different names [Note: Haven't tested it, probably doesn't work, I can't be bothered to start up my VM for that garbage]
On Error Resume Next
Do
CreateObject("WScript.Shell").Run WScript.ScriptFullName
Loop
Не надо писать по английски ему. Он и так понимает русский. Он сам из России. Это написано в о канале.
@@deraser. я только сейчас это узнал :/
You use bridge or nat Network to try these viruses?
Some months ago, i wanted to be a programmer, but when i looked at a single script and developing program, i changed my mind. It's just too hard i don't understand anything