Jordan Jensen OCD

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @natbvm1880
    @natbvm1880 Рік тому +158

    She cares so little about what we think of her it’s like a kind of ZEN. At least in this moment. The more she sheds her inhibitions the higher she soars.

    • @DeRussellMasina
      @DeRussellMasina 8 місяців тому +1

      That's how my friend is when they get naked in public

    • @Say_When
      @Say_When 5 місяців тому +2

      3:27 I'll add that she's come to the realization or at least partially or perhaps sporadically to the realization that no one in this world can hurt her or fuck her up more than she's already done to herself. So there is no embarrassment. There is no shame there is no remorse or you know filter...
      It's one of the blessings of falling apart... You almost get this kind of indestructible armor bonus...
      And it's not that she doesn't care what people think of her... It's the reverse... She knows that if other people hear her fucked up experiences and personality and in the moment psychosis.... She knows that if someone hears that and sees it and understand that there are other people out there that are just as fucked...
      There's a shared humanity in our individual psychotic delusions... She's giving people permission to share their stories and start laughing at the fucked up black hole darkness that lips rent free in each and every one of our souls in some capacity with myriad intensity of impact...
      We got to stop thinking that we'd be the good Germans And would have bravely and publicly opposed Hitler or Stalin or Paul Pott or mao or Janet Reno or Ike Turner...
      No, we wouldn't.... The possibility of us working the pizza ovens at one of the mandatory year-round summer camps Hitler built cannot be dismissed..... You think any one of those people planned to do that with their life?... Really think any of those people wanted to work those ovens to make Pizza that was just thrown away?

    • @RayrayFeelus
      @RayrayFeelus 3 місяці тому +1

      Fuck ya! The initial two sentence comment was poignantly great and you expanded upon it beautifully. I almost dismissed your response as this sense of ‘ok this guys gonna try to tell us what’s what’ however I delighted in what you said and so true!! I love people who can laugh at themselves and it’s earthed from a similar quality. We are all fucked up and being real about it is healthy for us. Keeps us aware.

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 2 місяці тому

      And that’s the magic- it’s a liberating experience for a soul to watch .
      I’m rating her up there with Patrice.
      So… she’s goddess.

    • @MrMahoodlum
      @MrMahoodlum Місяць тому

      Was thinking this today

  • @NongEyeGong
    @NongEyeGong Рік тому +44

    that guy's "No! No!" when she implied he was a "M'Lady" neckbeard type was visceral

  • @dilloneliassen9622
    @dilloneliassen9622 Рік тому +21

    "Anybody else a nightmare?"

  • @madwilliamflint
    @madwilliamflint Рік тому +19

    jfc cracking yourself up by triggering airplane guy is the best.

  • @alexb4678
    @alexb4678 Рік тому +19

    "I love you"
    "You don't know me!!"

  • @deepsix6666
    @deepsix6666 Рік тому +16

    Now I'm eyeing my Princess Bride poster I've yet to hang on my wall

  • @usbiv223
    @usbiv223 Рік тому +24

    “Goblin Titties” is the name of my new band!

  • @CirceAlida
    @CirceAlida Рік тому +22

    I'm so glad I've found you - this is killinggggg me. Laughing out loud, like an insane person, in my office alone.

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 Рік тому +9

    "Sometimes, Jordan Jensen is ALWAYS Jordan Jensen." - Fred Gwynne as Judd Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989) 🐈‍⬛️

  • @turtferguson4831
    @turtferguson4831 Рік тому +28

    The poop thing is the most relatable bit ever. "Like wiping a brown crayon" someone once said

  • @colleenh9347
    @colleenh9347 Рік тому +16

    I am absolutely the detective nobody hired when my OCD is not under control. Just an unhinged Nancy Drew

  • @drewprew
    @drewprew Рік тому +10

    Obviously Jordan can’t travel with a bidet, but damn is that a life changer.

    • @xkydd
      @xkydd Рік тому +1

      Actually they have travel bidets. Tushy makes one.

    • @bradpnw1897
      @bradpnw1897 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@xkyddwhat seriously?

    • @xkydd
      @xkydd Місяць тому

      @@bradpnw1897 Yeah, like it's less than $30

  • @camwalker237
    @camwalker237 Рік тому +17

    This is so fucking good! You’re gonna blow up in no time

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +48

    Heard you on pods so many times but you really open it up with the gestures and expressions. Whole different experience. Hope you get yours soon.

  • @nonsensepoem
    @nonsensepoem 8 місяців тому +1

    Easily the funniest comic working today

  • @LongDeathBlueNeck
    @LongDeathBlueNeck Рік тому +16

    i love jordan so much. GREAT set

  • @TMacDo243
    @TMacDo243 18 днів тому

    Good lord, I can't believe I'm just catching up to you.

  • @DeathMetalOnToast
    @DeathMetalOnToast Рік тому +4

    You're killing it!

  • @TestTest-tj4nt
    @TestTest-tj4nt 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro, I've laughed non-stop, amazing.

  • @melanieinthecity
    @melanieinthecity 10 місяців тому +1

    I love this bit. “I can do that. I CANT DO THAT”

  • @Dularc
    @Dularc Рік тому +5

    You were fantastic on LoS.

  • @archieboy7858
    @archieboy7858 Рік тому +2

    superb crowd work.

  • @Livefreeordie-182
    @Livefreeordie-182 Рік тому +1

    OMG why have i not heard of u before?????
    Love it!

  • @RodneySeay
    @RodneySeay Рік тому +6

    I would never get bored hanging with you! lmao

  • @leslielearnorth
    @leslielearnorth 2 місяці тому

    I found my Spirit Animal.

  • @Subseed
    @Subseed Рік тому +5

    timeout...what's wrong with the Princess Bride 😂😂

  • @jamie6819
    @jamie6819 Рік тому +3

    Hey dude you were great on LOS , killin it lately

  • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
    @CONGTHEGUERILLA Рік тому +19

    Jordan Jensen CURED my sexism!!!

    • @Seedr0
      @Seedr0 Рік тому

      idk seems like pretty typical horrible woman stuff...

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey Рік тому

      For real

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +3

      Guys saying "no women are funny" can't grasp the fact that not everything in the world is made for them, and they don't need to think something's funny for it to be that way. In fairness, almost everything is made for them, so it's an understandable perspective. Men can be such self-centered whiners though. I'm a man and if I had to pick one gender to eliminate rather than have the luxury of nuking both from orbit, I'd cross out men. We could start over with women, at least. More to work with than the babygender.

    • @Seedr0
      @Seedr0 Рік тому +2

      @@dogchaser520 I'm a man
      🤣

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому

      @@Seedr0 bruh

  • @douglasspaltro2697
    @douglasspaltro2697 Рік тому +8

    I just found Jordan...wow....what a great set...and the crowd work is wicked!

  • @poopkraken
    @poopkraken Рік тому +19

    you the man jordan

  • @brandonplumert9532
    @brandonplumert9532 Рік тому +1

    Love you Jordan

  • @andrew-jv7iv
    @andrew-jv7iv Рік тому +1

    Watching you on LoS right now. Incredibly funny, I'm looking forward to your special. No Twitter ? Madness.

  • @shafali1972
    @shafali1972 Рік тому +4

    If you have OCD, then you need baby wipes in the bathroom. We panic if we run out 🤪

  • @slomnim
    @slomnim 6 місяців тому

    Someone else said it, but "investigative crowd work" really applies

  • @mrr8702
    @mrr8702 10 місяців тому

    lol wow, please please come to KC or Lawrence, KS for a show. Incredible!

  • @tambob82
    @tambob82 Рік тому +1

    Can't wait for the special!!!

  • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
    @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Рік тому +17

    A real comedienne! This is how you do crowd work, not that shit Stav does.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 Рік тому +1

      Stav acts like a "cool" guy and it pisses me off

    • @shogunreturns
      @shogunreturns Рік тому

      You guys must be pretty gay huh?

  • @dustinsmith9375
    @dustinsmith9375 Рік тому +3

    Here from skanks. Good shit

  • @funkk
    @funkk Рік тому +1

    god i love her

  • @penguano5514
    @penguano5514 Рік тому +7

    im high as shit this funny as shit

  • @lowkeysoundsystem6174
    @lowkeysoundsystem6174 Рік тому

    The Princess Bride is my favorite movie of all time. 😅

  • @thedogpost
    @thedogpost Рік тому +1

    You’re great

  • @christianvaneeden7460
    @christianvaneeden7460 Рік тому

    You and Geoffrey Asmus should come together to deliver unto us The Comedy Messiah.

  • @TheNewFlesh
    @TheNewFlesh Рік тому +4

    Hey Jordan, is it still repulsive if I use a SM58 instead of a headset? (I'm totally not missing the point)

  • @ashleydavis1
    @ashleydavis1 Рік тому +1

    This is the one 😎🤌🏼✨

  • @stepheng1523
    @stepheng1523 10 місяців тому

    The detective that nobody hired lmao

  • @unionunicorn6776
    @unionunicorn6776 6 місяців тому

    “Plane guy is triggered” that was improv 😂 Sorry plane guy your phobias are valid!!! 😢

  • @IncredibleMoose-
    @IncredibleMoose- Рік тому +2

    Hey this girl is funny af

  • @headcheeselabs
    @headcheeselabs Рік тому +2

    Is she turning into Ian Fidance?

  • @crisstryna_mma1622
    @crisstryna_mma1622 Рік тому +13

    😂 New York is still the comedy capital!

    • @biogeniclife
      @biogeniclife Рік тому +4

      I agree.

    • @nicks6280
      @nicks6280 Рік тому

      Hard no

    • @nicks6280
      @nicks6280 Рік тому

      Still some great talent but that scene is nowhere near as strong as Austin has become. Tom segura, joe Rogan, Tony hinchliffe, Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 Рік тому

      @@nicks6280 lol, I can only say what makes me laugh.

    • @jimmyspinnler9686
      @jimmyspinnler9686 Рік тому

      @@nicks6280we get it you watch kill tony

  • @tradtke101
    @tradtke101 9 місяців тому +1

    Sorry but you dont have real IBS until you're pushing it back inside. Prayer is like stage 3 maybe.

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare 7 місяців тому

      You don’t have IBS until you poop your pants

    • @tradtke101
      @tradtke101 7 місяців тому

      @@alnibodycare I poop my pants because I already pooped my underwear earlier in the day and had to flush it

  • @alt-tiztik
    @alt-tiztik Рік тому

    Thanks for your ocd. I have alphabet based ocd to keep me from biting my tongue off and blowing up busses

    • @tradtke101
      @tradtke101 9 місяців тому +1

      Well umm as a bus rider thank you for your service

  • @gwydkins8252
    @gwydkins8252 10 місяців тому

    poor airplane guy

  • @infiniteexistence3544
    @infiniteexistence3544 Рік тому

    “You ever become the detective nobody hired” 😂 someone show this to my ex

  • @machine_elf4361
    @machine_elf4361 5 місяців тому

    i just took an online ocd test turns out i’ve got the virus i’ve been infectED thanks a lot

  • @The6483
    @The6483 Рік тому +1

    God Speed

  • @blakefreeman1077
    @blakefreeman1077 8 місяців тому

    Her crowd work is amazing. 😢 Like a female andrew shulz

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare 7 місяців тому +1

      Like Andrew Schulz if he were funny, is what you meant to say

  • @charlesford157
    @charlesford157 Рік тому +7

    My wife is the detective that nobody hired, that was hilarious. Keeps me on my toes tho, knowing I could lose my penis. Seriously, I find it endearing because I'm a Scorpio lol. Jordan, don't go changin` your comedy is tight, lovin' it.

  • @AlThurayya7
    @AlThurayya7 Рік тому +1

    Nah I reallyy wanna know what that guy said at the end that "wasn't funny" but killed everyone there xD

  • @MardilKing
    @MardilKing Рік тому

    Comedy Gold Bravo

  • @RHCPpleasestandup
    @RHCPpleasestandup 5 місяців тому

    wow, Adam's transition is really coming along

  • @biogeniclife
    @biogeniclife Рік тому +1

    My favorite woman comedian. Comedy woman, female comic, etc…

  • @mchepen
    @mchepen 6 місяців тому

    i dont know if you have OCD, but you definitely dont have a bidet.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Рік тому +9

    Seeing mom on stage makes me happy, what a hilarious bitch💗

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother Рік тому +2

    Jordan Jensen is the rated R Emma Chamberlin 😂

  • @shaneweikel
    @shaneweikel Рік тому +1

    ✌🤘❤

  • @sherrilynnnelson703
    @sherrilynnnelson703 Рік тому

    💖

  • @BorgEmperorMJ
    @BorgEmperorMJ Рік тому

    Your like my perfect woman :)))

  • @resmarted
    @resmarted Рік тому +2

    Jordan Jensen is the only female comedian that I don't feel compelled to harass online! She's great!

  • @brand0n.
    @brand0n. 8 місяців тому

    my favorite thing about these clips is they don't have those irritating subtitles that all the others have. force people to use sound. hearing the delivery is important.

  • @Arthur-ek7nd
    @Arthur-ek7nd Рік тому +3

    Even if she is with a man, the relationship is a lesbian relationship.

  • @dontbeshady411
    @dontbeshady411 Рік тому +2

    A female comedian that's actually funny. Respect.

  • @groopeep
    @groopeep 11 місяців тому

    WHAT IT IS

  • @MikeTroy74
    @MikeTroy74 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aneri5317
    @aneri5317 3 місяці тому

    😂

  • @label_me
    @label_me Рік тому +1

    No not triangle face it scares me

  • @ponygirlusa
    @ponygirlusa 11 місяців тому

    🤮

  • @TripleXMango
    @TripleXMango Рік тому

    “Oh… Yikes!” Lmao

  • @qwerty9091000
    @qwerty9091000 Рік тому +1

    saw you on skanks. subscribed

  • @Dave-ji1yp
    @Dave-ji1yp Рік тому

    LOL..😂

  • @Fiendish77
    @Fiendish77 Рік тому +2

    Cum

    • @katieg9178
      @katieg9178 Рік тому +1

      LOVE YOU!!!!!! your crowd work is AWESOME.

  • @rowbart3095
    @rowbart3095 Рік тому +3

    i felt the joke about wiping

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 2 місяці тому

      Comedic gift: to talk about something we all think or do but don’t talk about.
      Jordan is ironically Goddess.

  • @natbvm1880
    @natbvm1880 Рік тому +1

    Dude she is murderin

  • @thedogpost
    @thedogpost Рік тому +1

    You’re a Cool Cat

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey Рік тому +1

    Algorithm!

  • @naten7589
    @naten7589 5 місяців тому

    Bidet. Get a bidet. GET A BIDET.

  • @WardWyatt
    @WardWyatt Рік тому

    Happy Friday drop! 😂🎉